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>earth mass is 70% water
>intelligent life grew on land rather than at sea
How did this happen?
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>>22511137
Because God is not a fish.
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>>earth mass is 70% water
no
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>>22511143
Well hes not a man either and yet here we are.
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>>22511137
Kindling
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Fire doesn't exist underwater, so intelligent life never advances past cooking into tool making and eventually metallurgy.
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>>22511137
surface area of earth is 70% water, not it's mass. also post yfw you realize earth atmosphere is a fluid.
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>>22511137
you mean 70% of the earth's surface, also perspective and change of enviromentight be big, just imagine we would be forced back into the ocean, the people with the best lungs and/ or swimming capabilities would be best, but that is enviromental requirement, but if we would try we could reshape humanity into actually biologically different kinds of humans ( physically strong, smart, beautifull, npc whatever)
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Whales are pretty smart.
Who else knows whats down there.
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Development requires permanence
Erosion is the enemy of permanence
Water is the friend of erosion
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>>22511137
You can't have proper tool use underwater so intelligence is kind of useless
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octopuses and dolphins use tools. would you consider hermit crabs adopting discarded shells etc as armor as tool use?
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>>22511223
take a damn english grammar class

>>22511221
you too. "it's"? there's no apostrophe ya mong. literally a 3 letter fucking word and you can't get it right. holy christ

>>22511192
and you as well. "never advances PAST cooking"? they didn't develop cooking at all ya damn monkey.

All of you need to retake the 3rd grade ASAP
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>>22511297
Source for that first one? Sounds neat.
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>>22511310
https://www.wired.com/2009/12/octopus-tools/
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/12/091214121953.htm
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>>22511310
also here's video of octopus carrying shells around and then using them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DoWdHOtlrk
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>>22511306
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I think land living creatures should be considered a kind of extremophile. The masochistic organisms that left the cradle of life evolved through a much more hostile environment that greatly rewards problem solving.
In comparison, ocean dwellers can pretty much just be a stomach floating around swallowing other stomachs and they still somehow make it.
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>>22511382
The ocean is extreme as well high pressure and such.

but land creatures literally being cooked alive by the sun. and dried out at first.
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>>22511192
>Fire doesn't exist underwater
What about those underwater blowtorches?
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Dolphins are pretty smart, they can even consent to sex... or so I have heard
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>>22511449
You build those on land
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>>22511490
now i wish i had a video of an octopus using a blowtorch underwater.
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>>22511137
>>earth mass is 70% water

No. The surface is about 70% covered in water, and there's possibly at least twice as much beneath the surface. However the Earths entire mass is mostly iron, nickel, magnesium, and silicon.
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>>22511137
Water on the brain
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>>22511161
based notaretardposter
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>>22511137
A sufficient portion of the people watching said, "This is fine. Lol."
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>>22511137
What about Cthulhu? You all are ignoring Cthulhu existence.
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>>22511555
and what about dagon and mother hydra?
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>>22511137
Intelligence doesn't nescessarily mean survival in the depths.
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>>22511574
True, true!
And pleople are forgetting Poseidon too.
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WHAT IF THERE`S INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE DEEP SEA
REALLY MAKES U THINK
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>>22511137
Aliens are just sea people
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One word

Fire

Any water based civ would be locked when they evolved to a certain point for the soul purpose they they could not make fire. Fire leads to many things that eventually lead to us being who we are today
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>>22511137
because theres no hierarchical social structures underwater, this doesnt mean that couldnt happen though.
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>>22511886
What if 'c' 'a' 't' really spelled dog?
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>>22511137
Increased oxygen and less expenditure of energy into motion to capture food leading to growth of the brain.
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Can make fire underwater
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>>22512011
was going to post this
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>>22511225
whales took one look at the world on land and decided to fuck off back to the ocean to sing opera and munch plankton. clearly they were smarter than whatever we came from
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>>22511137
Oh fuck you don't understand how much I wanna get lovingly cuddlefucked by a hot fishman like the one in your pic OP
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>>22511137
You are such an idiot.
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>>22512358
this one's for you anon
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>>22511137
>implying sea life isn't intelligent
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Probably 1) lack of ability to evolve tool use and manipulation (one or two sea animals can use objects but not alter them because they never evolved fingers or shit) and 2) no source of red meat and many fewer sources of fat, both necessary for an increase in brain size and density
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>>22511137
Sea life is intelligent
Autismo humans just don't understand that there is more than one type of intelligence
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>99.9999999% of species are non-human
>intelligent life occurs in humans
guys what the fuck help I'm literally farting and shitting in my pants
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>>22512495
Some people just get all the recessive genes. Not their fault.
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>>22511490
You don't just build them; there are generations of trial-and-error in developing them on land, there's the infrastructure to support mining, transporting, and refining the raw materials to make them on land, there's the chemistry on land, the economic structure to make all of this possible -- done on land.

Sea creatures couldn't even begin to fathom the thought-processes needed to speculate about the complex net of associations needed on that scale.
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The intelligence is prioritized differently. Alot of advanced camouflage and hunting techniques exist.
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>>22511137
That's because we are landlubbers. Who knows, maybe in some deep dark corners of the ocean fishmen shitpost each other using their equivalent of the Internet without us ever knowing about it.
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>>22511500
cephalopods getting fire is something you don't want. the only reason we still exist id because they are short lived and non terrestrial. if they figure out cooking and that extra nutrition helps them get smarter, we're toast.
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>>22512227
Whales are always fucking krillin' it.
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>>22511137
>implying it didn't
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>>22511137
>mass is 70% water
Surface area =/= mass
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>>22511306
Gb2reddit, correcting people's syntax online has never been cool and you sound like you're fucking fat
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I want the whales to fuck us up. Hopefully whales with arms, legs, and plasma rifles emerge from the sea to fuck this fucking shit up.

Humanity is hopelessly drab.
There is no reason human society should exist at the cost of every other living creature.
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>>22515332
I bet you do, you filthy faggot
And I hope this happens, so you can watch hopelessly as the fucking whales get torn to shreds and gang raped by humans during the war
I'm going McAfee on their asses, I'm gonna make the holocaust look like a fucking joke
Let them come, gay boy
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>>22514840
Pff, what a fag
Afraid of some invertebrate asshole.
Let the cephalopods come, we will show them what hell looks like.
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>>22514484
Neither camouflage nor hunting technique alone can be defined as intelligence. Both occur in these animals as instinctive behaviour.
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>>22512380
>implying intelligence in sea animal
You've been reading too much Peter Benchley, faggot.
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>>22512486
>implying you are intelligent
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>>22511306
ha ha. your punctuation sucks and you suck with capitalization.
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>>22511306
>2019
>begin this much of a faggot
Go back to Plebbit, you fat piece of shit.
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>>22511137
We developed mastery of tools and fire. Plenty of intelligent animals in the ocean, but they didn't have our stroke of luck.
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Deep down the ocean, there is a type 4 civilization..
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>>22515330
Actually there's an exception. It's very cool to be a grammar/spelling Nazi if one does it in all caps. This is because capslock is cruise control for cool.
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>>22516741
I believe
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>intelligent life grew on land
Who said that?
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>humans are intelligent
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>>22511171
They made us in their image. So the gods look like us you dingus
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>>22516741
>sauce: trust me, bro
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>>22517016
Those are the facts, faggot. Are you gonna cry? Do you need a hug? Or do you need to stop masturbating to trap and futa porn and pick up a fucking Encyclopedia Britannica and take that fucking cock out of your ass?
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>>22517230
Tell em, nigga. Make them quake with fear.
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>>22517242
Hell yeah, brother.
I don't get these fucking larping faggots ruining what could be a VERY interesting discussion with fucking cryptic posts and made up bullshit.
But then again, if a man puts on a dress, shoves a Bad Dragon up his ass and goes around the internet telling everyone he's a girl, it's kinda given that he's mentally unstable and a liar.
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>>22516741
Yeah they could be like fish, whales, cephalopods, or something else.
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>>22517271
Who cares? I certainly don't. Gender is a construct of the mind, anyways. And we're all sick with the disease of the mind.
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>>22517283
>Gender is a construct of the mind
>we're all sick with the disease of the mind
Lemme guess, you tried to suck that monster dragon dong that came in the mail last weekend and it somehow perforated the walls of your mind, piercing your brain with such tremendous force that these are the only kind of toughts that you're capable of.
Either that or you're a fucking stupid faggot that's barely qualified to ride black dicks and lie barefoot on a kitchen floor farting semen for the rest of your days.
Gender is determined by your chromosomes, faggot. No matter what you, the media, Bill Nye or your faggot friends tell you, it's determined by your genetic code. YOU WILL NEVER BE A GIRL, NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY. YOU WILL NEVER BE A PASSABLE TRAP, YOU WILL FOREVER BE STUCK IN BETWEEN, SUFFERING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, VICTIM OF THE BAD DECISION OF CHOPPING YOUR DICK OFF.

However, there's still time to learn something before you inevitably kill yourself out of frustation - whenever you're in a discussion, bring the facts, son. Nobody gives a shit about your dumbass opinions or larps. And if you're gonna Larp, at least make something interesting - put up a show, write a backstory. Maybe it can become a nice greentext or a creepypasta, eventually. Don't bring that weak shit to my court.
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>>22517333
You seem to be really focused on traps, my man. Just saying, the only one talking the talk is you. If you like men, that's alright, but don't hide in the closet.
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>>22517337
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I offend you? Did I break your illusion of safe space? Are you really going to pull that weak ass shit on me?
Nigga, I could like men and suck dicks 24/7 and I still wouldn't be as much of a faggot as you.
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Earth's MASS is not made up of mostly water. That aside...

It's technically easier to live on land. There is less of it. It isn't as deep as it is long. Sunlight is easier to get to. Plants grow better. Tons of reasons OP.
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>>22517386
shit pants
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>>22517413
no u
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>>22517279
They could also be a lie
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>>22511306
>corrects people
>makes all those mistakes.
Kill yourself, cunt.
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Well I’ll play devils faggtocate. We haven’t explored most of our oceans and who knows what we’ll find even deeper in the oceans at some point. There could be an Atlantean type city and we haven’t discovered it yet.
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>>22517486
>no fire
>no tools
>no easy to digest protein because of said lack of fire
>no light
>no writing
>no way of outing complex toughts
That would be some civilization
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>>22517419
Uh oh, someone's diaper is full again! Did you make a doody, anon?
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>>22511137
>in millions of years of evolution, mankind has also destroyed and proved itself foolish and hazardous to other live beings during the same span of time
you think they're not,like...afraid or just disgusted at us and that the fishmen,more evolved and capable,live peacefully and in prosperity on the bottom of the oceans?
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>>22517515
Yes, tell your mother that I need a bath, a change, a nice blowjob and I'm also ready for my tendies.
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>>22511934
what is my soul purpose?
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>>22517512
Obviously we wouldn’t know what it’s like cause they’re underwater. Their civilization could be structured completely differently than ours.
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>>22511137
>land creature develops paws that are designed to grab branches more efficiently
>water creature develops tentacle to grab whatever stuff octopi grab more efficiently
>land creature's habitat gets destroyed by invasive species (some big fucking grass) sucking up all the nutrients and causing the trees to grow too few and far apart
>sea creature's environment is fine but shit only goes down on the surface
>land creature gets curious about stuff on the ground and discovers it's hands are great for holding rocks
>sea creature just goes about it's day as normal
>land creature make rocks better and more useful and their paws adapt to hold tools better
>sea creature just goes about it's day as normal
>land creature uses power of rocks to dominate the land and needs to become smarter in order to continue doing so
>sea creature just goes about it's day as normal
Pollute the sea floor if you want to uplift sea life and please daddy Dagon
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>>22517611
Wasn't Dagon prostrated by Yahweh, the monkey king?
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>>22511137
How did a bunch of rats become the first to start walking?
Guess land just had better conditions to built tools and use the mind and not just the body.
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>>22511192
>Fire doesn't exist underwater
Neither does 4chan,so maybe anchovies will pass us by soon.
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Then what about mermaids?
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>>22511137
Maybe there is an advanced underwater race. I mean, maybe they've evolved in a closed off place somewhere deep deep in the ocean. Best bet would be octupi that evolved over a long time in a closed off enclosure. I mean look how long underwater life has existed for
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>>22517333
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>>22517333
Dubs
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>>22511137
There's more oxygen in the air than there is in water. Even primitive lungs like the labyrinth organs betta and mudfish have give them an advantage in stagnant oxygen-poor rice paddies or when the water dries up. More oxygen means cellular respiration can happen faster, and more complex life with higher cognitive functions can be supported. Fire and metallurgy is just an added bonus. Whales spend their entire lives in the water but still breathe air for this reason.
Not paranormal.
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I've yet to see this intelligent life.
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>>22517720
What about them?
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>>22519549
I see it in the mirror
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>>22511137
Try water covers about 70% of the earths surface
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>>22511555
Cthulu is a entity the resides in Da'at (the abyss) & the 'in-between' places
I wouldn't try to perceive it as fleshly
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>>22522416
He's also a fictional character.
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>>22522420
How boring of you
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smart fish avoid the net
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>>22511137
>https://youtu.be/9mU35PUyA8o
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>>22523230
Dead Rabbit radio is based af
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>>22523295
should be on recommended podcasts
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>>22511137
We crawled out of the ocean eventually, along with all the other land creatures. Land is a much harsher environment, more radiation ect~ Thats why land creatures evolve way quicker than water creatures.
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>>22523192
Deep
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>>22523347
That's a punishment he doesn't deserve, /x/ has sent enough retards his way, /x/ is why the discord got shut down.
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>>22523230
no
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>>22517700
Wow, that was incredibly fucking stupid what you just said.
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>>22524691
At least /x/ has done one good thing, then.
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>>22517575
https://hubpages.com/religion-philosophy/The-Purpose-of-Your-Life-Your-Life-Mission
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>>22511934

Unless there is an undiscovered element that can accomplish the same thing as fire but underwater.
You can't call me stupid because it's a possibility ya cunt.
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https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/running-ponies/the-legend-of-old-tom-and-the-gruesome-law-of-the-tongue/
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>>22511137
yes



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