What are the craziest theories you believe in?
All is vanity.
That I deserved it.All evidence points that I didn't.And bigfoot.
>>22203133By crazy you mean hard to believe or retarded?>hard to believeHumans were originally apes that were forcefully evolved at a faster rateThe Moon's surface is hidden by a hologram Each action and thought and word You do/say affects and changes your soul and subcounciousWe can influence the phisical realm with our minds>retardedReptilians/demons walking among us
The Holocaust didn't happen
OP's picture is creepy as fuck. What is it?
>>22203770Google image search is hard.https://www.fulltable.com/vts/aoi/c/castellon/mrdl/b.htm
>>22203133Fairies are real, as are all gods from antiquity. The ancient world was every bit as full of spirits, creatures, and demons as the old poems and tales suggest, but they were driven from their places of power with the coming of Christianity and they gradually dwindled out. There are probably still a few of them in the world today, but nothing like there were in the ancient days.
>>22203133The ruling class is actually a priest class and there is tons of evidence of this. It's why there is so much occult symbology in governmental action, and why shit doesn't make sense down at the "ground level" of a normie and they lose interest. Ritual sacrifice, human trafficking, and ritual rape are things that exist and people will pretend they dont, especially if the men are wearing robes- it's just easier to pretend it doesn't exist.
>>22203199Striving after wind. Not a theory though, simple facts
Reason behind the iconoclasm of Abrahamic religions is because people are insecure and easily intimidated by the aesthetic bodies of Pagan gods.-/fit/
>>22203271fair question... But which of those do you believe?
ReptiliansBuddhismAgenda 21Ancient aliensSimon parkesZero point energy fieldHigher dimensional beings omnipresenceOnly real niggas know what's up.
>>22203271>The Moon's surface is hidden by a hologramGo on..
Holohoax is greatly exaggerated
Sometimes I have a horrible feeling that not only politics, the intertainment industry etc. are full of transgender satanists but our doctors, city council and God knows what else are as well. Stumbled upon a small channel on YouTube of a woman claiming that around 85% of the entire US population is secretly transgender. Now whenever I talk to somebody in a prestige position like my dentist I have a feeling they secretly worship Satan and want me dead
>>22203133To speak it would be a contradiction. So
>>22205117If 85% of people were actual satanists, the world would look a whole lot different.The majority of people are really just sad and pathetic and need somebody to hold their hand.
>>22203133Forest Service covers up thousands of cougar fatalities every year because they know if it got out the cougar would be hunted to extinction. This is because the Forest Service is run by radical anti-human ecoterrorists who also conceal the existence of bigfoot rape gangs.
you have a mother who loves you
>>22205125Yeah I don't believe 85%, because if that was the case us 15% remaining cattle would've been butchered long ago. Their numbers are growing though. It's unsettling to know that not only our world leaders are Satanists, but plenty of our local lawmakers, mayors, etc. are as well. If this wasn't the case our world would be nothing like it is today.
Round earth theory.
>>22205163They are reptoids. Another species.Call me crazy, but it's true.
4chan is a CIA prisonThey created this system
>>22203133Mk Ultra is still happening and they have some sort of mind altering device they use at music festivals. Idk why
>>22205223My mom's briefly mentioned reptoids to me for as long as I can remember. She's never liked to talk about it much because she thinks she sounds crazy, but condemnation without evaluation is the lowest form of ignorance. I've looked into it quite a lot recently, but nothing really seems substantial. Most "reptilian exposed" videos online can be easily explained. The one of Alex Jones' eyes shifting freaks me out though.
>>22205163Did you ignore the part where he said they were also trannies?That part was kind of important
>>22205244There's definitely something weird about music festivals
>>22203199hakol habal. the opening of ecclesiastes.
>>22203133Vaccines work, the earth is billions of years old and has always been round, and men have actually walked on the moon.
>>22205352Take your meds schizo
>>22205359Oh I forgot one, somebody shot JFK, his head didn't just explode on its own
>>22205244>>22205293simple mob mentality
my BPD makes me think everyone is plotting against me
>>22205389That's because we are.
>>22205402You're not helping.
>>22203133The greys are humans from the future.
>>22205389classic schizophrenia. Eat your demons. Literally.
>>22205097I got most of the references except agenda 21.
>>22205389that's just your intiution firing up, don't null it, in a hunter gather type scenario this would be keeping you alive but instead we're trapped in a material matrix "mentall illness" is just symptomatic of clarity in an insane world
>>22205125Can confirm, am sad and pathetic and need someone to hold my hand
>>22205145I find it hard to believe that OP has anyone that loves him.
>>22205130>Bigfoot rape gangs
>>22205441what did he mean by this?>>22205402i know you're faking b/c everyone is plotting individually or in splinter cells of less than 3 people and would never say 'we'j/k faggot>>22205454>embrace your mental disorder and become an even bigger assholeyou're not helping
>>22205597it's your choice to be an asshole it's your choice to heal & gain awareness of your own soul
>>22203133Solar plexus clown glider
>>22203133When I was a child, I was very hyper. I used to believe everything was sentient, had feelings. And I could taste sounds, so they doped me on Tuinal and Valium.Of course it passed, but they were rather crazy theories ,I suppose.And learnt to say everything in a way that brooks no querying from Machiavellian psychiatrists.,
>>22205270I have an extremely difficult time taking any of the reptilian conspiracies seriously, but that Alex Jones video is fucking terrifying.
>>22205609Can’t stop thinking the words now damn you
I'm like 99% sure that pizzagate was true and that the Democrats sabotaged the operation by hiring that guy to go to the pizza place with a gun
that I'm capable of getting a girlfriend one day
Antarctic ice wall, north pole opening.
Reality is a simulation
>>22205480There are actual reports of bigfoot braiding horses' hair and raping them. I mean, why not - provided they exist, of course. Interspecies rape in the animal kingdom is a thing.
>>22205755it's obviously full of merit since they got too upset at pizzagate as it wasn't even mainstream yet. normalfags didn't even know anything about it until dems started freaking out in damage control mode causing it to become semi-mainstream in the first place which made normalfags go from :| to >:| at the conspiracy theorists
>>22205453Future of America/world.Basically cyber communism with intense orwellian government and degeneracy
>>22205270The eye shifts in the media are everywhere. Patraeus' claw.Check out kininigan 2.0
>>22203133baron trump is time traveler
>>22203133I believe in a lot of crazy shit. Atlantis, ancient aliens, hollow earth, UFOs, different conspiracies... My friend always gets mad because I believe in all this stuff but still don't think ghosts are real. What can I do man, they're just not.
>>22203133ghosts are not dead people but glimpses through non linear timeyou're literally seeing a person at a different point in time
Alright this is gonna be legit full retarded mode for me. I'm pretty pragmatic, i believe in hard evidence and think life is subject along with its experiences. Now here comes the full retard part. When I was small I saw some weird shit and even more autisticly taught i could rewind time. You know that life is strange shit with the hand. Well I could do that according to my autistic 6 year old brain. Funny thing is events would replay, at least I thought they did never found out if it was true or not. I also knew words from other languages and assignment them to their perspective item. Did I mentioned I somehow instinctly knew how to judo flip a guy and even fingerlock shit I had never done before. So I formed the most retarded theory that either past lifes affect one through DNA or previous memories. That and that were all a sleeping god living multiple life's simultaneously hence why the "god is everywhere" believe and the fact humans can infact affect things with out mind. Like the rest done with RNG in which people were made to think of a specific number only to get that number to aooer multiple times. Odd right, for an rng.
Not exactly my theory but I used to work with a lady who said that the reason for a lot of weird shit is due to a parallel universe with the opposite properties of ours is in very close range of interference, causing opposite behaviours, such as politics, men thinking they are women etc.She also said that this universe is always within some sort of range, the further it goes, the more dominant a particular political view is in ours with their one being the dominant opposite, the closer it gets, the more divided we become as the two opposites are merging more.Probably a crazy bitch but fuck it got me wondering.
>>22207629>What can I do man, they're just not.>being this much of a queermo
>>22205117Go away Hans, your videos are shit.
>>22205368his driver delivered the killing blow
>>22203133there is no illuminati or any secret force behind the world's governments controlling everything and basically everyone's just winging it the best they can, the closest we have is the United Nations or NATO or something like that. this alone is scary when considering Independence Day-esque situations because it suggests we're nowhere near as centralized as we'd like to believe. divided we stand, always, no matter how many Hollywood elites have sex in pig's blood
>>22208037but to continue, i do believe specifically the USA's government is hiding a bunch of weird shit but none of it is at Area 51. that base has so much media press and attention on it, you really think they'd keep the world's secrets there? they probably have the crazy shit in some forest in the middle of nowhere, Area 51 is probably just an airforce base now or something
>>22208037Youre a literal toddler. I'm envious.
>>22205389you are right dude, you're the next Truman
>>22208090agreed, i know nothing of the truths you possessi do have to say i am of age to use this site though so you're wrong on the literal sense
>>22205389that doesn't sound like bpd
>>22203133Phantom time hypothesis
>>22203133Humanity tends to universality. And it ryhmes.
Gayness is a natural and planned population control mechanism that triggers only when populations grow past a certain point, the reason why homosexuals are so prevalent right now is because we have an enormous population
That blacks are actually people just like everyone else.
That I died in my car wreck 2 years ago, and now I'm in the afterlife. That's why the world is so weird, because it's in my imagination in the afterlife.
>>22203206This except the second one.I believe that we are the universe experiencing conscious.
>>22208741I don't know if (You) died but your neurons surely did.
>>22208681There were a lot of gay people in the past.. the difference is that they were obligated to marry and have kids
>>22208724you take that back!
>>22205368>2019>still being an exploding head denialist.
maybe, just maaaybe the bad things that happen all over the world are [spoiler]just natural events and people being dicks to each other without the need for someone to be possessed or mind controlled to do anything out of the ordinary[/spoiler]
We don't know the full story of what happened on 9/11.
>>22205117you watch too much tv
>>22209495*you browse too much /tv/
>>22208741>>22208865Yeah I sometimes feel like a girl I came into contact with a few years ago sort of "robbed me of my spirit" or whatever. Also I used to feel like I died on Christmas, 2015, or how I "should have died" or something, plus I've had experienced wherein I was communicating with what I believed to be angels, ghosts, and so on. And I've also been in situations being under what I can only describe as demonic possession. I know it's tempting to label feelings like this as schizophrenia. I just think your twenties can be a fucked up time.
>>22209497don't watch tv or go on that board.
>>22207777I’ve experienced the same things. Even the unexplained knowledge of combat skills.I’m a little freaked out reading this. Whadya gonna do tho? Amirite?
9/11 was allowed to happen.The evangelical movement was purposely created to mold the most gullible people in America to be alright with freely giving up the freedom and education to keep them from being turned into serfs.Holocast Denial and the recent surge in anti-semitism is to get people alright with denying it when the next genocide happens.Trump's presidency is literally an attempt by corporations to completely ruin the public's trust in a government and lead the way to complete corporate control.
No one is driving. All this crazy shit that our leaders and governments do? Its greed run amok and a giant interconnecting bureaucracy that no one actually understands running itself, the planet and all of us into the ground with it.
>>22205755Aside from the fact that pizzagate, is at best a gag created by /pol/ and at worse proof that Assange never gave a shit about the truth (remember; the smoking gun that led to pizzagate was the LAST thing he released, meaning that knew about it weeks in advance and made it seem like he wouldn't have sald anything at all about it if Hillary had just stepped down), its more that fact that it claims that every democrat ever is in on it, no Republican is aware of it, and not a single person has ever slipped up once about it.
>>22209554A ship without a captain.
grug no believe in the 6 gorrillion of the holobunga but at the same time grug dont want to be lumped in with the berrypickers from the shiny head tribe. holobunga did happen but grug believe longnose influence is what urged bald eagle tribe to join the war, if it werent for that theyd probably would have just ignored the war altogether. other than the manlet yellow tribe's idiotic unprovoked attack of course
The old families have all lost their power thanks to corporations and the neuvo-riche. You realy think ANY of the yuppies from the 80s would give a fuck about listen to old evil Jews when they could literally distablize nations by fucking with a stock exchange for a few hours? You think dozens upon dozens of Hapsburgs, Rothschilds, and the like would have ended up exactly like the Kennedys and Bushes; dead or incompetent?
how many of you nignogs believe if Q(ueer)Anon?the only times ive seen reference to him/they are from skeptic channels and new age hippy channels. gimme your honest opinion on himmy personal opinion is that it might actually be someone close to trump but not an official. maybe an aide or family member or a friend of one. a lot of his post reeks of someone trying to be hip and cool with the l337 haxxor anonymoose crowd and is willing to feed into the typical conspiracy thinking of his followers.
>>22209629Honey pot meant to lure out the less mentally stable of those groups to be identified.
That the idea of crazy doesn't even make sense in a world where everyone is carrying a cellphone with a supercomputer level processing capable of communicating around the globe at high instantaneous speeds. What's considered imposible. How do YOU know that I am not taking to invisible interdimensional entities from a parallel dimension. How do you know what's real? Especially when most of the people I see on the street are uneducated third world country escapees or otherwise scared eager to compromise bodies. Ugh. Bodies. What else do I call them? They don't want to be known or defined or anything and have been bending over backwards since school times to kill the child they were and perform. And now Need Culture has revealed as having always been in charged from Revenge of the Nerds to Global Monetary Fund to Marvel Movies regular folks look...Tbh they look immortal. I honestly expect that all these people will become part of the environment as they are mostly without personality and are primarily functional.So yeah, craziest thing I believe has to do with how I can't find a living normal to contrast the idea of crazy.
>>22209643is this a new pasta?
This is the world we live in. We have all been bombarded by the notion that there's a higher power at work. The illuminati, the powers that be, the shadow government that when we finally claw our ways to the heights of power we realize there's no invisible hand, no grand power at work here to this or anything else. We have been fed this belief since birth that someone, somewhere is in control and the realization breaks people. No one knows what they're doing. Dominoes are in motion. Chaos reigns, a ship without a captain. O Discordia.
>>22209643>invisible interdimensional entities from a parallel dimensionYou could have just said interdimensional entities.
>>22204875Close, but I think you meant to say jews
>>22208037I wish I was this naive
>>22209543Jesus, the shills are out in full force today!
>>22209554The earth is like an anthill in the middle of a war between the various AI already controlling the system. The reptilians use this tech to speed up loosh farming via media frenzy.
The the supposed 'son of God' was erased from the Bible and replaced with Jesus, who is the antichrist, meaning that all who believe the New Testimant worship the antichrist.
Pretty sure it's not a theory. I believe in universal consciousness. Individuality is an illusion. You're the universe experiencing itself in a specific shape or form.
>>22203351Huuu? What's crazy about this?
>>22205041Nothing crazy about this
>>22203133Jews are cut off from the lifeforce of creation, they are only get soul substance from guys jacking off which expends manna into the ether.That is why they promote porn and degeneraty
>>22209743What in the actual teachings of Jesus is Antichrist like? Paul and everything passed him is pretty corrupt. Paul adds a bunch of shit and rules Jesus never said.But the actually part with Jesus is 99% hippy love and kindness
>>22205660Link to video because the ones I’m finding aren’t convincing in the slightest.
>>22208090You live in a fantasy land along with everyone else on this bored. I’m envious to your ignorance of how vapid and shallow the world is beyond your computer screen. I wish I could also cling to delusions like a toddler.
>>22209554True redpill. We are all heading towards a brick wall but the brakes were sold for cash a long time ago.
>>22203133I died a long time ago and this current life is just the form of hell. I live a dull boring life, same thing every day every week, same boring people, nothing new or exciting anymore. I’m torn between desiring some change to spice life up, but also crippled by fear of change so I simply continue on with the regular schedule. My greatest fear is if I die in this hell life it will just start up all over again.
I feel like there is divine intervention at specific points in your life but it's possible to miss the opportunity and crash and burn I believe on average conspiracies are more legit than "published scientists" we learn from in school due to the money involved in having a population think a certain way I'm interested in sound frequency art and science I think there's some lost technology there that is depicted in hieroglyphs
>>22203133>What are the craziest theories you believe in?Everything that we perceive as real is molded by our society. There is no such thing as abstraction in relevance to our desire to make meaning of it. Everything that you share with other people is a means to satisfy the other's interests. The only thing special is are capability to transcend it all and be compassionate to one another.
>>22208741What if you die in your first world so your body transfers your consciousness over to another universe where you didn't die. That's why it might appear as if everything strange since it isn't truly where you belong.
>>22210368>I feel like there is divine intervention at specific points in your life but it's possible to miss the opportunity and crash and burnYou almost have the right idea. Think of reality as a set of constant choices and if you do the right thing you’ll be headed in the right direction eventually.The keyword is eventually. Even if you aren’t rewarded in this life you will be rewarded in the next, but the Quran says, for instance, that if you do well in this life you will also be rewarded in this life.Everyone is obsessed with instant gratification these days and they can’t see the bigger picture, that’s the problem you and many others have.
>>22203133trump is time traveler/ has infofrom the future
>>22203133That "god" is merely a spectator which is why he will not intervene no matter what
>>22205293CIA/Tavistock pushed/created LSD and The Beatles.Mass scale programming and data mining.
>>22203351That's not a crazy theory Anon there is more evidence disproving it then there is evidence proving it.
>>22209765uffany more on this
>>22211518All of the "evidence" proving the Jews and other races were gassed on the American side was proven false. The only reason people believe the Jews were gassed is because the soviets said so. The soviets also denied the Allies access to these so called "death camps"
>>22203133There's a bunch of cryto jews farming schizos via discord. These Zersetzung niggers think I'm one of them but I'm onto their fucking hasidic scheme.
>>22204875This is true, jews
>>22203133Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
>>22211188I think about this being the case with me, often
Canada is a lie>t. Canadian
>>22211782I thought Quebec was landlocked and there was a province above it.
>>22208741>Was in an accident about 2 years ago that should have killed meYou may be on to something there anon
That there are hidden messages in songs when played backwards
The dog from Airbud was harmed
>>22204875Guts wouldn't allow this shit to happen
>>22208724You just crossed all sorts of lines, faggot.
>>22208037I envy you. A lot
>>22203133I dont believe in anything but sweet god I want to but I dont know how.
>>22203133I’m pretty sure it’s butter.
>>22213313>>22209699>>22208090literally none of you actually told me why i'm wrong, you just leaned back and chuckled at my perceived ineptitude and jerked yourselves offthis isn't how you change someone's mind, it's how to make them disagree with you moreelaborate on how my world view is incorrect
>>22208861Personally I think that honosexuality is actually an evolved means to control populations and provide potential carers for deceased sibling's children; see gay animals that raise others of their species after the parents die. Not arguing that there weren't gays in the past, but that it is entirely natural.
>>22213364Then why are (((they))) pushing itThe truth is that humans are not animals and that homosexuality is demon possession
that I'm receiving a check for all the shit posting I've done inadvertently as an independent party caught in the chaos in the sum of $6,000,000,000,000 this friday but that this check when cashed signs over the intellectual properties of that shit posting allowing them a certain amount of control that nets them greater efficiency and profits/guidance navigating the massive mess they live within for the next 5 years and that all of my shit-posting is worth the dominant currency across all of reality, in contracts which I negotiate towards the end of a period (or arc) of shit posting.Further that a collection of various celebrity voices will be meshed together to read this post as the outro to the last season and the first thing I will do with that check is take a month long vacation which will go unbroadcasted (but still recorded because they're always recording) before returning to broadcasting.
>>22213449I don't know about the gay demons, but this>humans are not animalsis true. Humans are actually an advanced form of fungus, and there are sinister forces at work to hide this fact from us. We are being kept from our mycelial birthright, and from the spiritual power and beauty that we can only glimpse a shadow of through the use of entheogens.
The people of egypt are descendants of human/demon relationships in the old testament and their bloods are different from ours.
>>22205094mirin aesthetics brah
>>22213363Anon this is a board full of people stroking each other’s dicks about conspiracies and fantasies because they can’t cope with the real world. You’re wasting your time. Let them wither away into self obsessed obscurity.
>>22213319Probably best to stay rooted in reality as you can see by the people around you.
>>22203133secret space programatlantis being a past civilization dracounderground deep militarily bases or dumbs Hitler didn't dieno gas chambers hollow earth/honeycomb earth9/11 was by a group of deep state actorshollywood pedo ringsmost of the banking elite are satanist Remote viewingReincarnationLife on mars/moona lot of proof involves remote viewing to help verifies these claims.
>>22207659I saw Interstellar too