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ITT: larp as the 3rd generation of the Mars colony
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>>22201021
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I sure am glad my grandfather didn't spend all day shitposting on 4chan
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>>22201021
The earth is a hoax for the most part
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>>22201021
>*cuts doner*
>*yells to employee in turkish*
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>>22201021
>*listens to space oddity by bowie*
>*discovers alien artifact*
>*fucks up simple task breaking basic protocol that causes a catastrophe that kills the majority of colonists*
>*also accidently awakens mutant space zombie virus as well*
>formerly friendly robot helper goes insane and starts killing everyone
>*accidently aids russian sabotage plot and worsens situation even more*
>*dies obligatory death by drifting off into space*
>the few survivors meet ayys and are never seen again
>my body is found by a rescue team and the mutant space zombie virus i was unknowingly carrying gets taken to earth
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Fuck dis shiet mahn all deez bitches got the martian clap mahn, I dun want no space fungus on mah dick mahn, can we go bahck to earth mah nigga
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>>22201021
If I took the mask off, it would be extremely painful.
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>be owner of first porn production studio on Mars
>first trans species film
>trans specie trans Male transe human trans female orgy porn
>species trans female human female trans Male+non binary
>backseat rover porn
>use dildo flying drones to film multiple angles plus adds to backdrop of scene
>Gigga nigga whips shlong out to petite albini gurl
>first line of the first ever porno will start be"'ay you ever had a mars bar before"
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>>22201021
has anybody else been seeing shadowy helmetless people outside their habitat at night?
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>>22201021
Mars is the future.
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I want to visit earth some day.
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>>22201021
I wish we could go back and time and experience Earth during it's golden era. Oh well, back to /x/.
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>>22201021
>sopa der marciano uma delicia
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>>22202241
jajajajajaja
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>>22201220
You’re a large fella
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>>22201287
Kek
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Okay everyone, now we need to build a rocket back to Earth.
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>>22202281
mars is flat, you'll never make it past the glass dome.
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Boy am I glad we're all white!
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>be me, 3rd generation space miner
>sad that my job my become obsolete due to strip mining operations finally becoming possible after 100 years.
>mines rocks on the far end of mars. Its freezing, but my suits internal temperature regulator keeps me warm.
>i found a special mineral, hide it from my superiors.
>try to sell it to Space Station fence.
>gets reported to interplanetary authorities, and sent to penal colony
x-55, on a small exoplanet on the outskirts of the of the solar system.
>new job is to build parts for the grand rejector cores, that stop asteroids from barreling through solar system and killing multiple colonies and home planet EARTH.
>one good thing. We have the ability to log onto the internet during downtime, so i can look at OP’s faggy thread.
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>*Dies of explosive decompression*
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>be me potato farmer for the colony
>Basically famous be cause I'm Matt Damon
>Watch everyone eat my shiity potatoes
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>>22203139
POO ta toes!
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>>22202265
For you
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why did those humanlets bother trying to 'terraform' mars, and create plants and an atmosphere when our entire caloric, hydration and respiratory needs can be fulfilled with a single annual injection of future chemicals?, damn this desert is comfy.
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Performing readings, open your mind and AMA
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Earth is a hoax. Do you really believe we came from that glass sphere?
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>>22201021
Mars is FLAT
Ever wonder where all the water and air went? FELL OVER THE LEDGE
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>>22201021
Mars sucks. Venutians are the master race!
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>>22204791
Virgin Low Gravity Martians vs. Chad Sky City Venutians
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>>22204800
remove venANUSian freak smell
meteor shower on floating habitat 1 best day of my life



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