ITT: larp as the 3rd generation of the Mars colony
I sure am glad my grandfather didn't spend all day shitposting on 4chan
>>22201021The earth is a hoax for the most part
>>22201021>*cuts doner*>*yells to employee in turkish*
>>22201021>*listens to space oddity by bowie*>*discovers alien artifact*>*fucks up simple task breaking basic protocol that causes a catastrophe that kills the majority of colonists*>*also accidently awakens mutant space zombie virus as well*>formerly friendly robot helper goes insane and starts killing everyone>*accidently aids russian sabotage plot and worsens situation even more*>*dies obligatory death by drifting off into space*>the few survivors meet ayys and are never seen again>my body is found by a rescue team and the mutant space zombie virus i was unknowingly carrying gets taken to earth
Fuck dis shiet mahn all deez bitches got the martian clap mahn, I dun want no space fungus on mah dick mahn, can we go bahck to earth mah nigga
>>22201021If I took the mask off, it would be extremely painful.
>be owner of first porn production studio on Mars>first trans species film>trans specie trans Male transe human trans female orgy porn>species trans female human female trans Male+non binary>backseat rover porn>use dildo flying drones to film multiple angles plus adds to backdrop of scene>Gigga nigga whips shlong out to petite albini gurl>first line of the first ever porno will start be"'ay you ever had a mars bar before"
>>22201021has anybody else been seeing shadowy helmetless people outside their habitat at night?
>>22201021Mars is the future.
I want to visit earth some day.
>>22201021I wish we could go back and time and experience Earth during it's golden era. Oh well, back to /x/.
>>22201021>sopa der marciano uma delicia
>>22201220You’re a large fella
Okay everyone, now we need to build a rocket back to Earth.
>>22202281mars is flat, you'll never make it past the glass dome.
Boy am I glad we're all white!
>be me, 3rd generation space miner>sad that my job my become obsolete due to strip mining operations finally becoming possible after 100 years. >mines rocks on the far end of mars. Its freezing, but my suits internal temperature regulator keeps me warm.>i found a special mineral, hide it from my superiors.>try to sell it to Space Station fence. >gets reported to interplanetary authorities, and sent to penal colony x-55, on a small exoplanet on the outskirts of the of the solar system. >new job is to build parts for the grand rejector cores, that stop asteroids from barreling through solar system and killing multiple colonies and home planet EARTH.>one good thing. We have the ability to log onto the internet during downtime, so i can look at OP’s faggy thread.
>*Dies of explosive decompression*
>be me potato farmer for the colony>Basically famous be cause I'm Matt Damon>Watch everyone eat my shiity potatoes
>>22203139POO ta toes!
why did those humanlets bother trying to 'terraform' mars, and create plants and an atmosphere when our entire caloric, hydration and respiratory needs can be fulfilled with a single annual injection of future chemicals?, damn this desert is comfy.
Performing readings, open your mind and AMA
Earth is a hoax. Do you really believe we came from that glass sphere?
>>22201021Mars is FLATEver wonder where all the water and air went? FELL OVER THE LEDGE
>>22201021Mars sucks. Venutians are the master race!
>>22204791Virgin Low Gravity Martians vs. Chad Sky City Venutians
>>22204800remove venANUSian freak smellmeteor shower on floating habitat 1 best day of my life