There's currently no vampire thread in the catalog so let's talk about them, the supernatural kind of vampire who attained indefinite lifespans ("immortality") and needs to drink blood.Isn't it weird that there are so many people (in paranormal communities) saying how they've seen a ghost, a demon or even cryptids like Bigfoot yet it's incredibly rare for someone to say they had an actual, real vampire encounter? Considering how popular vampires are in media, you'd expect there to be more people claiming to have seen some, yet there's almost none. If you think about it then the conclusion is that vampires are more dangerous than demons or spooks because they either silence every witness or just blend in so flawlessly that hardly anyone notices. Thoughts? I'm going to post a few resources below.Last thread:>>22188633
>Interview with (alleged) 439 year old vampire Elizabeth from the research book 'Vampires Are' by Stephen Kaplanhttps://www.docdroid.net/aiUKBNj/elizabeth.pdf>Over 400 collected cases of traditional undead vampireshttp://www.shroudeater.com/main.html>Recent studies confirm rejuvenating properties of bloodhttps://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1550413114002721FateBinderMaisy is currently scanning and uploading the complete version of the book 'Vampires Are' by Stephen Kaplan for us. Here's the archived links of her posts so far. All pages will be compiled into a single PDF later one.Pages 1-11: https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/22149924/#22150542Pages 12-31: https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/22149924/#22155832Pages 32-51: https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/22160587/#22166922Pages 52-69: https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/22172487/#22172595
>>22195092What was all this talk about the bible confirming vampires exist from the last thread? Isn't the bible older than vampire folklore from the balkan? I need some info.
>>22195108I'm not sure, I never read it myself but anon posted this the other day:>Vampires predate Christianity. People believed in them since the Stone Age.>The determination of the span of time between the emergence of a certain phenomenon and a recording of its survivals, a span perhaps tens of thousands of years in duration, enables us to extrapolate that phenomenon for the entire span. Thus, as Rybakov set out in his fourth point: 4. A whole series of elements of the East Slavic folklore goes back to the primeval hunters of the Palaeolithic and the Mesolithic periods: conjurations of the forces of nature, conjurations against evil (the vampires), the image of a “trunk-possessing” monster (the mammoth?) surrounded by ﬁre, the cult of a bear’s paw, the legendary bogatyr [mighty warrior] Bear’s Ear, halfman-halfbear, bogatyrs dressed in hides— all these are echoes of the stone age. Rybakov continued with his points, paraphrased below: 5. Originally the bear god of Stone Age hunters, “god of the dead animal,” Volos, or Veles, became—in the Bronze Age of pastoral migrations—the god of livestock and eventually, in Kievan Rus, the god of wealth. 6. A Russian writer of the early twelfth century gave a most interesting and essentially correct periodization of ancient paganism: ﬁrst, people sacriﬁced to “vampires and protective deities”; during the second stage, they worshiped Fertility and goddesses of fertility.https://books.google.si/books?id=T6Qb2vqUa9YC&pg=PA11
Edward Munch was a god tier artist, pic related>>22195108From www.openbible.info/topics/vampires:> There are those whose teeth are swords, whose fangs are knives, to devour the poor from off the earth, the needy from among mankind. > For the life of every creature is its blood: its blood is its life. Therefore I have said to the people of Israel, You shall not eat the blood of any creature, for the life of every creature is its blood> tons more, some completely unrelatedMight just be allegories, who knows
>>22195108Older than recorded accounts, but nobody knows how old the stories are
>>22195129a man locked in a vampire's tortured embrace – her molten-red hair running along his soft bare skin
>>22195138>Twenty-seven thousand years ago, in a stone-age village fenced in by mammoth bones, three young people were buried together, their bodies covered by burnt spruce logs and branches. A woman, disfigured perhaps by some congenital abnormality, was placed in the middle. To her left, a man was laid prone, his face in the dirt. To her right, another man had his hands angled awkwardly onto her groin, where red ochre, a pigment with ceremonial significance, was sprinkled. A thick wooden pole was driven through this man’s own groin and thigh, pinning him to the ground. For archaeologists, including the researchers who exhumed this trio in the 1980s at Dolní Věstonice, a prominent excavation site in the Czech Republic, such burials are like prehistoric murder-mystery puzzles. The trio’s internment is one of the oldest examples of a “deviant burial”—a term in archaeology for graves that are atypical, unexpected, or just downright weird. Is the prone man’s position a mark of disrespect? Did the woman’s disfigurement change the way she was treated? And is the other man’s “staking” evidence (as some have suggested) of an ancient fear of the “dangerous dead”—the belief that corpses would rise from their graves to cause mayhem?https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2016/05/zombie-archaeology/483195/
>>22195153Do you believe vampires exist?
>>22195115Demons are fucking lame anyway I don't know why so many on /x/ obsess about them.
>>22195092Dark waters on youtube has some good stories.
>>22195163lame is better than nothing
>>22195092Where are the super powerful vampires at? I want to be turned.
>>22195159I believe that every story holds a grain of truth.
>>22195163Demons are definitely far more popular than vampires, that's true. (By popular I don't mean media or lifestyle, but "occult" interest.)I think it's much cooler that vampires are tangible beings made of flesh and blood, something you can see and touch. Also, they are probably still much closer to humans than demons.
>>22195185Demons are more popular because they are inherently evil and want to cause chaos and sow seeds of discord. Vampires are ambiguous leeches that are seemingly only interested in perpetuating their own existence. Hence one is interesting like a Hollywood blockbuster and one is a documentary on turtles.
>>22195183Yes or no?
>>22195203But many occultists argue that demons aren't actually evil and it's far more nuanced than black and white. So what's the truth?
>>22195178Is this how you want it to be, anon?
>>22195207Yes. Why else would I waste my time here?
>>22195185thats a lot of teeth
>>22195203the origin of the word demon is greek, and was used to describe spiritual beings of both good and bad temperments. the idea that demons are specifically evil is a christian corruption.
i really hate humans lads
>>22195245why?Did someone hurt you, anon?I am here
>>22195245You know vampires kill humans?
>>22195243I said inherently evil, not specifically. It wouldn't be classified as a demon were it not at least somewhat "evil".
>>22195255I'd say you would need to be more afraid of a vampire than a demon. I tried a lot of things with demons when I was younger and had nothing bad happen. Anecdotal evidence, I know. They don't seem to have much power over this realm.
>>22195265You know they go crazy and screw with people's lives.But I agree vampires are worst.
>>22195265I live in a state of no fear. Only reason to fear a vampire is because they might just be immortal and if you piss them off they have nothing better to do than hold a grudge.
>>22195265Demons can only try and influence humans sometimes it is successful and serial killers are created.
>>22195265Do you have any safety measures against vampires?
>>22195271But what if the vampire decides to literally eat you? Unlike demons, they are walking the same cities and places as we do and can influence this reality in very tangible ways.>>22195277Don't shower or wear a lot of obnoxious perfume? If their sense of smell is heightened then they might never get close because you're far too disgusting.
>>22195277Yeah, all the food and drink we eat is poisoning our blood in an attempt to rid reality of vampiresTo be fair, humans are basically vampires of the earth as we sustain ourselves on it's blood (water)
>>22195233I'd rather it be on my ankle, or somewhere people wouldn't constantly ask 'Hey is that a bite mark from a vampire or something?'
>>22195289What about garlick?Does that works?
>>22195289Then I would literally die and be free of my mortal shackles? Any vampires out there looking for a victim, I am willing!
>>22195295I don't know. But garlic has an intense smell, maybe it's off-putting to them. >>22195296If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
>>22195265Vampires can only harm you physically while demons can damn your soul to hell for all eternity
>>22195305No, no I meant it the other way. I want a vamp to come fuck my shit up.
>>22195306Since when do demons decide who goes to hell and who doesn't?>>22195308>he doesn't recognize the Obi-Wan quoteShame!
does holy water work against vampires?
>>22195314>Since when do demons decide who goes to hell and who doesn't?If you fuck with demons, you frequently go to hell.
I would think demons are more powerful since they have a much stronger influence.
>>22195334Why you keep posting this shitty comic all over? Fuck off shill
>>22195325Vampires are more powerful in hand to hand combat but demons are spirits so they will be able to overpower any human when we leave our bodies or meditate.
>>22195289>you're far too disgusting.I will keep that in mind and bath 4 times a day while I wait for the vampires
The Loogaroo is an example of how a vampire belief can result from a combination of beliefs, here a mixture of French and African Vodu or voodoo. The term Loogaroo possibly comes from the French loup-garou (meaning "werewolf") and is common in the culture of Mauritius. The stories of the Loogaroo are widespread through the Caribbean Islands and Louisiana in the United States. Similar female monsters are the Soucouyant of Trinidad, and the Tunda and Patasola of Colombian folklore, while the Mapuche of southern Chile have the bloodsucking snake known as the Peuchen. Aloe vera hung backwards behind or near a door was thought to ward off vampiric beings in South American folklore. Aztec mythology described tales of the Cihuateteo, skeletal-faced spirits of those who died in childbirth who stole children and entered into sexual liaisons with the living, driving them mad.
>Vampire starts thinking scientifically>"hmm, today I will put UV protection on my windows">Spends whole night UV-proofing windows>Morning comes>Gets incineratedThat's what he gets for trying to apply science to the occult.
>>22195429As a genius vampire I wear the skin of my victims for protection
>>22195429i feel vampires arent hurt by the sun even dracula was walking around in sunlight
>>22195324Meh, I don't believe that but guess we'll find out.
>>22195092How can I find a vampire that will kill me?
>>22195499Just ask a junkie instead
>>22195499Vampires live underground or in remote forests as far away from the light as possible. Good luck.
>>22195511Underground? Dude, vampires need to drink human blood.
>>22195548They can survive on animal blood just fine. They just have to make sure that their leftovers don’t find their way into human food supply; else they would have to deal with the repeat of the 1731 epidemic.
>>22195627>Milica had come to the village from Ottoman-controlled territories six years before. The locals' testimony indicated that she had always been a good neighbour and that, to the best of their knowledge, she had never "believed or practiced something diabolic". However, she had once mentioned to them that, while still in Ottoman lands, she had eaten two sheep that had been killed by vampires. Stana, on the other hand, had admitted that when she was in Ottoman-controlled lands, she had smeared herself with vampire blood as a protection against vampires (as these had been very active there).https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_Paole
>>22195657Nothing more than superstition and mundane disease.
>>22195702Who was the first vampire and how did it happen?
>>22195722Who was the first human and how did it happen?
>>22195092I think it's better that vampires don't reveal themselves to humans often. Most humans are inherently violent beings and wouldn't be able to handle this knowledge without attacking.
>>22195788most humans arent violent
>>22195801Individual humans are usually very non-violent unless pushed. But when you mix them up with power hungry statesman or religious leaders, it's not so hard to rile up even normally quite peaceful people and make them do extreme violence. All you have to do is give them something to fear and then convince them that all the problems in their lives are that thing's fault.I can't imagine it would be difficult to convince large swathes of humanity that Vampires (a race which humanity has some pretty valid complaints against) are a threat worth fearing and destroying.
>>22195817vampires need to die
>>22195788It's still curious that (even if vampires try to keep to themselves) that you very, very rarely find people who say they've encountered a vampire or suspect so, at least. Even schizophrenics almost never have delusions about vampires... aliens, demons, gangstalking and magic are fair game for some reason.
>>22195801>Most humans are inherently violentPlenty of violent humans out there, just not all of them
>>22195844Everything is violent.Nature is violent.
>>22195838schizophrenia is just a catch-all term for demonic oppression
>>22195874>>22195838>>22195817I want to bite people and suck their blood dry. Is that demonic oppression or latent vampirism?
>>22195838Well the answer is obvious if you think about it; Vampires don't act like Vampires. >even if vampires try to keep to themselvesThis isn't it at all. Most Vampires aren't living isolated in towers or whatever, they're living in apartments or houses in big cities. They see humans every day. People know them by name and say hello to them in the elevators and halls.Nobody thinks Bill in apartment 35A is a Vampire, they think he's an investment banker (so a different kind of Vampire am I right? haha).
>>22195882Okay, you see humans every day but do you mingle with them too? Do you have human friends? Relationships? Or do you just pass them in the elevator to say hello or to assault and kill them?
>>22195882If someone behind you in the elevator suddenly started to bleed and you could smell it, would instinctively look at the person?
>>22195894Relationships pretty much never.Close human friends are an extreme rarity and usually are a precursor to the human being 'turned', but acquaintances and such are pretty common. The amount of mingling done varies a lot (just as it does with humans), some of us go out partying 7 nights a week, others are a lot more low key. Truly solitary Vampires who have minimal contact with humans are very rare. I can think of a few who mostly keep themselves cooped up in havens studying this or that, but I can't think of anybody who avoids human contact entirely.
>>22195898Behind me? No I don't think so. In the same way that a human wouldn't turn around in an elevator (a faux pas) if the person behind them pulled out a delicious meal of some kind.
>>22195882Maybe you still got your cat to keep you company.
That was for this post >>22195931 didn't refresh this tab.
>>22195968Who said I had a cat? Did KWB finally astral project into my living room? Do I have to move now?
>>22195941bsI can tell you are lying to protect the other blood suckers
>>22196004Well of course I am, but not about that (or am I?!)
>>22196002Don't worry about it. I got my eyes on you, in the name of vampire science.
>>22196017Can't tell if you are being flirty or threatening
>>22196017>Don't worry about it. Okay then I won't.
>>22196017you have to go back
>>22196108No. There's less discussion about vampires on reddit, they're only fond of psychic vampirism or the lifestyle.
When i was 14 one of my friends had a terrible cut and blood trickled in on my tongue. Felt so energized afterwards and didn't eat for 2 days. am i a vampire?
how do I kill a vampire?
>>22196147>blood trickled in on my tongueNigga how
>>22196207>how do I kill a vampire?You cut off the head. Or you throw their bodies in an open volcano or pool of acid. Everything that is so lethal that it prevents regeneration. That seems like a logical guess.
>>22196207Stab them in the heart with a stake made from the wood of a hawthorn bush(the same bush our saviour's crown of thorns were made of). This incapacitates them. Then, as you recite the Lord's Prayer, sprinkle them in holy water. They should be writhing in pain at this point. Then, decapitate their head with a steel blade(a steel plated blade will also do). After all this, burn the vampire(But be sure to burn the head and body SEPARATELY).Now you too can banish these abominations from our world. No offense to any blood suckers here.
>>22196203Did you lick his cut?
>>22196147no i mean back to islamistan because towelheads have no right to live in europe
Anyone here willing to let a vampire drink their blood if they were sexy and also your GF?I would, its something I think a lot about.A lot.
>>22196320What if the vampire is male and looks like this? Are you still up for it?
>>22196360based nasty dude
>>22196360Yeah nah. If he had money and asked me for vials of my blood, then maybe.But I want a seductive vampire GF to cherish and protect and befriend
>>22195159I think aliens and some other cryptids have a good chance of existing. I also believe ghosts are a real phenomenon though I don't have an opinion on what they are. I'm skeptical about werewolves and vampires, given their origin in idiotic superstitions and lack of contemporary encounters but I do want to believe.
>>22196360would rather be a nosferatu than some faggy clan like the ventrue or toreador
>>22196367But what is it about vampires (in the scenario of a relationship) you want so much and can't find in a human? Her being more powerful and in control, or what?>>22196363+1
>>22196375Yes. They're kind of comfy in their own way, lurking in the shadows, living in their own underground hideouts, hacking and stalking, doing their thing.
>>22196378I have a thing for dangerous women. Its why Jack from Mass Effect is best girl.You're a fag if you don't appreciate the strange cocktail of fear and arousal you get from a lady like that.Also, why not? Vampire girls are probably more interesting than your average day-walking vapid basic bitch thot.
>>22196390an interesting VtM setting would be a city whose kindred population was ONLY nosferatu.
>>22196320All vampires are condemned to hell.
>>22196402>Its why Jack from Mass Effect is best girl.my fucking nigga
>>22196407It would. Also it's about time. They should remove all the other vampire clans.>>22196402Interesting. But aren't you the fag for seeking a strong woman who is going to make you her bitch and basically put you into the place of a woman? She would be the dominant, powerful one. Really makes you think... :^)>Vampire girls are probably more interesting than your average day-walking vapid basic bitch thot.I think you idealize them too much. They're probably not that much different from us unless their brains change a lot as well. Also, it is possible that most (or all) vampires are murderers. Do you think that wouldn't bother you at all?
>>22196402Well if you have a thing for dangerous this it's the thread for you.remember to not come crying to us when you have no blood left.
>>22196421sounds like a job for a sabbat pack
>>22196421if she was an old vampire then her brain would likely be wired to a time before degeneracy took over
>>22196458Right, humans were known to be very civilized in the past.>Empress Dowager had an assassin force venom down King of Zhao's throat.... She then had Concubine Qi's limbs chopped off, blinded her by gouging out her eyes, cut off her tongue, cut off her nose, cut off her ears, forced her to drink a potion that made her mute, made her dumb with toxins, and locked her in the pigsty, and called her a "Human Swine"Good times.
>>22196493I knew it were all gaylords here
>>22196360Will i be a walking STD?
>>22196539Everyone wants a vampire girlfriend.
>>22196541Can vampires transmit disease to humans? Maybe? Like ticks and mosquitoes, even if they don't get sick themselves their victims can catch the stuff.
>>22195817You sure do spend a lot of time on the internet, for someone who “can’t “ and “won’t” post photographs, or offer anything other than nerd-tier rpg stories, because it would endager you.
lolvampire reminds me of socalwolf
>>22196578He's a little more intelligent than socalwolf, but yes.
>>22196583isn't difficult though
>>22196609Socalwolf is a guy who claims he is a real werewolf and that he turns into a wolf twice a month, something like that. He posted a few days ago without his name in one of the vampire threads.
>>22196578Same anon huh? Makes sense. Trips are lame. If you’re actually presenting and argument that offers something to a conversation, then you don’t need a persona. Trips are all larpers, even if they’re just larping as a slightly more interesting version of themselves.
>>22196615All trips and namefags should run at the day of the stake
Malaysia: missing 11-year-old girl found beheaded with internal organs removedhttps://www.nst.com.my/news/nation/2019/02/458910/horror-missing-girl-found-dead-internal-organs-removedA vampire attack?
>>22196624what do you think the vampire did with the organs?
>>22196619dont post in a namefag thread then
>>22196630sold them on the black market
>>22196624Yes, it was a Nagaraja vampire. >The Nagaraja are unlike other vampires in that they must consume flesh, making them among the most reviled and "unnatural" of the bloodlines. They have pointed, irregular teeth, rather than the usual retractable fangs. This means that they seldom smile, and they tend to speak quietly around mortals – unless they plan to eat them.
>>22196624Organ harvesting. Humans again. What a surprise.
>>22196647Get me a fucking stake.Can they even digest solid food in VtM universe?
>>22196647The dugeon masters guide for the masquerade rpg dont count as a source.
>>22196578Glad that Im not the only one who noticed
>>22196658I think these vampires can digest solid food as long as it's human flesh. It's honestly better than just drinking blood if you think about it. Obviously getting your meals would be more difficult but once you got it... >>22196666>(s)he doesn't know that VtM was inspired by real vampires
>>22196666check those digits, LARPkids
>>22196666Devil digits confirm
>>22196694it's even a side plot in the game referenced. grow a sense of humor, dr grouch.
>>22196694>You dont actually believe that do you?I do, actually. I think modern media and vampire fiction may have been inspired by real vampires and there are bits of truth woven into books and movies either coincidentally or on purpose.>Sage "Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or saged it, or another post, is also not allowed."
Vampires were created by the first myth. (Cain and Abel.) Thus they abide to some of the rules. Of course modern folklore (like certain novels and movies) say daylight doesn't hurt them, so their properties might change.
>>22196672>It's honestly better than just drinking blood if you think about it. Obviously getting your meals would be more difficult but once you got it...I hope they eat some fiber with their human meals >>22196694she is obviously half joking but VtM world is really well thought and could be inspired by a real vampire society
>>22196706Yes and the religous texts in Morrowind imply that certain characters acquire god-like powers from realizing they're in a video gamePROOF OF MATRIX SIMULATION GUYSSSSS?>??
real vampires are harmed by all light, not just sunlightt. knower
>>22196655wouldn't the organ harvesting crime organization be a great cover for vampires to harvest blood?
>>22196736seems unlikely>>22196748yes!one anon also said that mexican cartels are being used by some vampires as cover...
>>22196736>real vampires are harmed by all light, not just sunlightBut how would they hunt people then? Humans are usually surrounded by light of some sort unless asleep. And what about computer or mobile phone light?
>>22196756oh i forgot saging was a thing
>>22196773dim light is fine
>>22196787Where does your high IQ vampire knowledge come from though?
>>22196800you just answered your own question
So I guess Maisy got murdered by VIDF...FWe need to build memorial for people who died seeking knowledge about vampires
>>22196748Yes. And don't forget blood banks, every city has several of them.
>>22196816what's your name
>>22196828Are you trolling? I just want to know where do you think your information about vampires comes from.
>>22196834only if you tell me your name
>>22196838You mean my real life name? Maybe if you explain what it has to do with your alleged source.
>>22196843ugh you're impossiblenevermind
>>22195305Some people are allergic to garlic, even to the smell, it activates some receptors and they start to feel headaches.Some people still have some weakness from neanderthals.
>>22196723Wrong. This is from Masquerade. Lilith predates both in Abrahamic folklore. Which is predated by many other similar stories. And, though she most certainly is the frightening origin of the night hag myth, and phenomena, she influenced the vampire MYTH to great extent.
>>22196917Neanderthals were afraid of garlic?
>>22196917>Some people still have some weakness from neanderthals.Like what?>>22196843calm down Hildegard :^)
>>22196925Then who started the vampire myth? Which demon?
>>22196925When I say “origin” the night hag clearly didn’t start with Lilith, there were antecedents in Summerian demon folklore, and Indian mythology; but, like Dracula and Carmilla made the mold for the non-bestial aristocratic V, Lilith was the mold for the nightmare/hag; which absolutely inspired vampire folklore. Mutating stories, based on weird experiences, and a oral history mechanism similar to the game of telephone, are the vectors to track if you want to work out truth. Not roleplaying game manuals.Isn’t it interesting how you never get really weird international variants of the vamp myth come to larp? “I’m a Vetala ama.”
You know you're a hipster vampire when you are reading "The Scarlet Letter" at 3 in the morning while drinking a cup of cold period blood given with enthusiastic consent hahaanyone relate?? ;)
>>22197010>Isn’t it interesting how you never get really weird international variants of the vamp myth come to larp? Kinda makes sense though? Weird, inhumane beings probably don't use the Internet let alone socialize with kids on 4chan. I still believe 99% of people are roleplayers and not genuine but I like to stay curious regardless.>>22196937Okay, Ali.
>>22197014>thinks the scarlet letter is proof of erudition Marlowe’s journals more likely, Shakespeare’s lost “black” portfolio better still. And is decaying womb wall really something to brag about consuming?
>>22197066That was ironic, and if you at all recognize yourself within what I wrote, then jump into a volcano or something, you pretentious cabbage
>>22197048I don’t see interaction here as socializing. More like a public service in the interest of applying my too many years of reading and traveling to the cultural mythos. Pointing the forest out to people scrutinizing trees.
>>22197086Yes, but if it's an ASK ME ANYTHING I'M PARANORMAL! then a lot of times it's kind of socializing and the person playing around with attention,
>>22197080I do not. Was pointing out the failure of the meme to live up to the standards you’re setting. The Scarlet A is highschool student tier literature, if you wanted to fake being mr cultured Le Vampyr I’d use more interesting works. And the period blood thing is fucking vile. Just. No. Just trying to help you larp, kiddo.
Which demon started the vampire myth?
>>22197092That stuff is pointless. The asking for the photograph of spaces and a note should be standard. If only to keep it limited to top-tier creative larps.
>>22197097I googled "shit books" and it was the first title to catch my eye, the title sounds pretentious as fuck and that's all
>>22197113That's your opinion. I disagree, but we both have the freedom to research or handle this topic as we please as long as we don't spam or derail.
>>22197109The one crouched in the limbic system of human beings demanding stories be told to justify it’s psychotic and savage sexual, and material, wants. The first name for it? Your guess is as good as mine. You know there was a time in human history when internal chatter, which allegedly less than 20% of people experienced in on academic study (npc meme origin) - when internal chatter - was believed to be angels and demons?Humanity is barely out of pampers psychologically speaking.
>>22197121Because you’re lonely and need those interactions. I get it. You have an emotional need for this. It’s why you’re always here, and the thread is always relaunched. I understand all of that. But it buries the truth beneathe a mystification of your own emotional needs. It’s religion. You want truth, or you want a pew and an echo chamber of Buffy?
>>22197138I'm actually not lonely at all, it's quite the opposite. In fact I rather have the problem of too much emotional support and given attention so your assessment is off.
>>22197144Offline?Humans are designed to have chemical responses to physical stimuli. People smiling and touching your shoulder while they talk etc. The ability to gauge a liar by their body languag. Etc etc. This is a piss poor substitute. It’s why people are so sad now. They follow the path of least resistance and ease, online socialization, but don’t get the dopamine rewards. Drives people mad. You don’t do this day in day out if you have an adequate support group in meat space. I’m not saying this disparagingly. It is what it is.
>>22197048>Okay, Ali.Im not arab. You on the other hand... Maybe you have arabic name? I think Fattina would fit you well..>>22197138amazing psychoanalysis
>>22197120Then you nailed the average larper. Thought you were another “Im a vampire ama” was trying to help you up your game.
>>22197167Eh, you kind of sound like a normie. Some people are "anti-social hermits" and I definitely don't like IRL interactions or to be touched. Human psychology isn't black and white. I haven't been abused or traumatized, have a good, loyal support-system of friends, live with my family who is close and dear to me and get a lot of attention if I feel like it because of my job as a streamer. And yet I'm wildly interested in vampires and curious to know. I think you are projecting if you think every person who believes vampires exist is a lonely, exiled person or whatever.
Vampires were ranked with demons as the foremost agents of sin, a philosophy that became official Church doctrine in the Middle Ages. Witchcraft, devil worship, werewolves, vampires and demonology were grouped together as evils to be eradicated by mankind.Many theologians, particularly those is the Greek Church, believed that demons created vampires by entering and animating corpses. Just as women and men were tortured and burned for being witches or werewolves, so were corpses exhumed, examined and then also set on fire in an effort to rid the body of the infesting fiend. Demons (or evil spirits) turning bodies into vampires is also a common theme in Malaysian tradition as well.Many so-called vampires all over the world are actually demons, such as the kuang-shi, the tikoloshe, the ekimmu and many more.
Does anyone here cry when "killing"? Like just a few tears or something
>>22197203Possibly. More likley than a viral mutation creating an apex-pred in an ecosystem already choked with them (humans) - virii and other humans are way more effective than a vampire ever could be so theres no need. The idea of some extra-dimensional fauna inhabiting a nervous system to go on a rampage is kind of an interesting idea. So really weird data on this. Check out Dr. S. Modi’s book Remarkable Healings. Not as lame as it sounds, very unusual cases if the data is actually sound and uncontaminated. If you want a tldr; unconnected patients, who under hypnosis recall past incarnations, also report attached malignant beings, a paranormal beaurocracy to parasite off humans if you choose not to enter the light, and allegedly the ability to still go to the light (even as one of the parasites) despite being told it would kill them. Very odd book. Can’t weigh in on “truth” without scrutinizing her controls.
>>22197247Mods, can there be a larp board so these anons (and more often trips) have an outlet?
>>22197302I'm not a vampire tho, it's a question
>>22197310Jesus, dude. Then turn yourself in and get some help.
>>22196207Removing their head or heart seems to work.>>22196578Not me>>22196583I might be offended but your opinion has no direct effect on my life.>>22196614Did I? When was this?
>>22197317What the fuck are you talking about? I did not imply that I kill people
>>22197203Ill give you a clue about this. They do enter dead bodies but they occasionally need "oil changes" to keep the deceased body going. Oil changes are putting fresh blood into the body. This is hugenin rehab towns. Young people addicted to oxys or heroine die and are possessed. Suddenly they make a breakthrough going to NA or CA etc... And become these muscular, very well spoken people. Whats really happening is the ODs are possessed after death. The demonic entities are so happy to have a body they would never speak of their practices. Then they serve the devil as humans. Yes, hospitals are In on it.
>>22195213The ones that go against god are evil. This is the light and the dark.
>>22195290Thats why they use newborns.
>>22195346Vampires are oven super powers by the Devil but they are basically walking corpses.
>>22195440Says a real vampire.
>>22197352Im possessed by the Devil. Ive been shown many things.
>>22196917I don't know about that, I quite enjoy garlic, use it quite often when cooking, but if I neglect to wash my hands thoroughly afterwards the smell remaining on my skin makes me nauseous after a short while.
>>22197364>oven super powers
What do you vampire niggas call feeding on people. Like when you bite and kill someone? Just killing, or something else?
>>22197435Im phone posting. Supposed to be "given."
>>22197497>go to vampire thread>get butthurt about vampire questions
>>22197470I call it roleplaying.
>>22197504Well that's what the lore says.
vps are lame and fake
>>22197198So you live in a womb? No psychology to explain this behavior at all. Touche.
I am a vampire AND a werewolf at the same time. AMA. Only here for a while, need to get blood.
>>22197774Would you say you're more of a furry than a gay vampire or is it 50/50?
>>22197774Do you have a problem with “melters” too? lolvampire trip who is definitely a real vampire and not a nerdy shut in says melters are a thing? I don’t know how many d6s you have to roll if you encounter them though.
>>22195092>There's currently no vampire thread in the catalogBecause it's fucking stupid
>>22197936Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
>>22197951and usually it's a lot stupider
>>22197945The mythology and folklore is interesting. And a million things (religious nuts and medical disorders and cults inspired it). The ghey vamp meme and its goth fan bois is played out af tho.
>>22197951Nah, it’s just bad writing. Dude coukd have written that last Luke Skywalker movie. Terrible, cringey, mom fixing you story to make it more “appropriate”, cringe yourself inside out your own asshole level, cringey cringe, bad writing.
>>22197959Word to ya mutha!
>>22197970dude don't talk shit about alex mack
>>22197984She wrote lolvampires larp? That explains a lot actually.
>>22197979Maybe I chose the wrong word to tell her, cause she like punched me in the face with the force youd use to topple a raging drunk. Im lretty sure the shit leaking outta my nose is brain. Thanks a lot anon.
>>22196927Neanderthals could been mistaken for vampires..
>>22197109>The Proto- Indo-Europeans saw death as a goddess, at the same time beautiful and hideous, fatally attractive in the literal sense of the expression. Her name, as reconstructed by Hermann Guntert, was *Kolyo, "the coverer," a name which is preserved in the name of the old Norse Goddess Hel (English Hell), that of the Greek Kalypso, and that of the Indian God Sarva (= Avestan Saurva). Her domain is underground and she physically conveys her victims thence by fixing a snare or noose on their bodies and dragging them down. Her bonds regularly fall upon the foot or neck of the victim, the same places where domestic animals are fettered. The deceased are thus led away like animals by Death, in whose bonds they may struggle, but which they cannot escape, caught in her snares and dragged under.https://books.google.si/books?id=1aVe-YRHs7UC&pg=PA78
I can't believe the tranny bird still runs this shit.>>22197774Well they're just different expressions of a related affliction, so your LARP makes sense.
>>22199161Wow finally REAL and HONEST vampire here. Also vampire that can jump between realities. Amazing !
>>22198157If Neanderthals were vampires, then who were bereginyas, vile and other beings mentioned in the ancient texts?>Many sermons of undated origin insist that sacrifices to ancient gods were still being offered by so-called Christian people. On this occasion they give some questionable catalogues of pagan deities. Some enumerations are rather the product of “scholarly” erudition than of personal observation. Yet one cannot put aside such concrete evidence as this: “Even now, in remote places they pray to him, the cursed god, Perun; but they do it in secret and cannot dispense with it.” As to the sacrifices to the gods, they are of two kinds: unbloody, as bread, millet, honey; and bloody ones, among which the slaying or drowning of chickens is particularly mentioned. The last form of sacrifice is that performed to the water deities who occupy an important place in the pagan cult. Indeed, if the personal names of the great gods which are cited are subject to criticism, there is not the least doubt that the main object of pagan worship was the cult of natural elements: water, fire, plants, and stones. Personified or not, these elements are mentioned most often; the Russian pagans or semi-Christians “sacrificing to the plants and to the fountains” are the continual theme of all descriptions. Collective deities or “semigods,” to use the classical term, are most probably the embodiment of these elements. “Bankspirits,” (beregini), “vampires,” and vily are mentioned. Modern Russians have long forgotten these names, they were changed for new ones, but probably new ones of the same meaning.https://archive.org/details/in.ernet.dli.2015.189027/page/n361
>>22199445Dont take him seriously. Its the guy who will say anything just that so he can interact with NTG
I see y'all are causing the standard trouble.
Is it possible that vampire folklore has been inspired by ghost activity?
>>22199533Another vampire scientist got murdered by VIDF few days ago>>22199560I dont think that ghosts and vampires are similiar. Main things about vampires is drinking blood
look at this vampiric motherfucker
>>22199732What an asshole though, huh?
>>22199752think you're the first person to ever say that about him
If I could become a vampire, I would. I already detest the whole of humanity and hate sunlight.
>>22199759It’s a historical occasion huh?
>>22199601Oh God, tell me it was not someone important! I still fantasize about NTG and me becoming lesbian lovers (I have a fetish for big girls) and I can't do that if some VIDF fag slit her throat as she left to go to a local convenience store.
>>22197716>So you live in a womb? No psychology to explain this behavior at all.By choice, though. I don't have to. Anyway I just made that point to emphasize that interest in vampires (or the paranormal in general) doesn't have to stem from abuse or loneliness.>>22199161>he can't believe that passion and curiosity can exist for longer than a month>>22199833>If I could become a vampire, I would. I already detest the whole of humanity and hate sunlight.What's so bad about humanity that you think would be more dignified in vampires?>>22199918> fetish for big girlsHah, found the local supporter of THICKBBWOBESEGIRLSINYOURAREA.com ... :^)
is sunlight harmful to vampires because then sun is good and the source of righteousness or whats the explanation?
>>22199918Lot of people itt have fetish for big girls it seems. Also you are supposed to fantasize about me dammit. Now I feel jealous and hurt...:^)Maisy got killed. Person who is scanning pages from rare book "Vampires are" by Kaplan. You can see some of her scans here >>22195093>Pages 1-11: https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/22149924/#22150542>Pages 12-31: https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/22149924/#22155832>Pages 32-51: https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/22160587/#22166922>Pages 52-69: https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/22172487/#22172595
>>22199967>>22199918okay valentines day is coming up so I'm trying this again
>>22199988>Maisy got killed.good. hope it hurt.
>>22199987>is sunlight harmful to vampires because then sun is good and the source of righteousness or whats the explanation?I'm not sold yet on the idea how harmful sunlight is to vampires exactly but I'll guess its to balance their power level. The divine had to give them a huge weakness for all that strength and immortality... makes sense?>>22199988She either stopped scanning and uploading the book because she's very busy or weird, braindamaged trolls like >>22200020 got to her. Either way, there is no rush. I hope she returns but we'll see.>>22200017:^)
Vampires only exist in folklore.
>>22196402So being a submissive effeminate cuck is not faggy, while the opposite is? Low T betamale spotted.
>>22199967I was in no way making that claim in this case. Just being facetious. It is a power fantasy though. And it is a kind of comforting story - immortal life, power to do some good, a romantic ideal of a place or scene where people care about things outside the tiny circuit of our human allotment. When I say I get it. I do. I just don’t believe. The meme is rich and fascinating though. If there’s any truth to it aside from gross religious shit, psychotic aristocracy, and Lord Byron inspiring a swell movie genre. I haven’t seen it yet.
>>22199988Spill the beans on yourself birdy. I bet you are cute too. Even if you are a stick and not a big chungus.>>22200017Maybe, maybe. Depends on what you are into anon. What you aspire to do or don't.
>>22200062It's definitely a power fantasy in a lot of ways. I don't care about the immortality personally but the idea that you're untouchable to most things that threaten humans (disease, accidents, assaults) is appealing and comforting. However there's an extreme price to pay if you potentially have to abandon your family, forever live in the dark and lose your humanity on the way as you become a casual murderer.Let's just say there are better fantasies to escape to than this.
>>22200045Just like ayys, ghosts and everything else discussed on this board.
>>22200072>Maybe, maybe. Depends on what you are into anon. What you aspire to do or don't.pic related, I also like long night walks and looking at stars
>>22200100 >>22200094off topic
>>22200072>Spill the beans on yourself birdy. I bet you are cute too. Even if you are a stick and not a big chungus.Did you see Lord of the Rings? Remember the guy who played Aragorn?I kinda look like orcs he killed :^)Second half of your pic would be perfect if it included cuddling.>>22200080>have to abandon your family, forever live in the dark and lose your humanity on the way as you become a casual murderer.thats extreme case. I dont think it would be that bad
>>22200080I think if the option was available to you, (You) specifically should take it. Why? Well from my perspective I cannot understand ignoring an interesting level of change and experience if the overall goal of living is experience. Leaving the nest or family ties dying/people dying is quite common. Although the sunshine is beautiful and lovely.Yet what holds someone back from say, embracing a change? Fear? Programming? Must largely be programming and conditioning. You'd make for a great vampire btw.>>22200094Something I never understood. You see sex is like a meal when one isn't truly hungry, it is trivial and can either be great or awful.The libido and drive of mankind is super fucking insane. I wish people only bred once a year while in heat.You want a specific form you find attractive right? You wish to stick your dick in dat china right? But you are a weirdo cutie who likes "monster" girls.
>>22200109Orcs from LOTR are cute. But anyways on vampires I'd assume you couldn't larp normalcy forever and your senpai would age and die as you stayed fabulous. Ever consider instinctual changes too? Emotions dulling or losing attachment? Seeing them as food or something foreign?Also cuddling is a prime staple. It is God tier.
real vampires drink piss which comes from blood and which contains stem cells and which reverses agingalso vampires do semen retention which is blood which is also a means to eternal youthI want to drink womens piss Im a vampire
>>22200119>Well from my perspective I cannot understand ignoring an interesting level of change and experience if the overall goal of living is experience. Leaving the nest or family ties dying/people dying is quite common.I think you're less attached to your family than me and also more... hardcore... I guess? For me doing this would equal ruining the life of people I care about. I know for a fact that I'd destroy several people (family) to the point of suicide if I was to disappear and never show up again. Can you live with that for the rest of your time? Plus, what about potentially having to kill humans on a regular basis. Sure, it's easy to say online but to actually go through with it and understand what kind of pain you inflict on them and people who care about them. I would love to be more careless and less attached but I feel too weighed and grounded by these worries and feelings for other people. I'm in no way a saint or big fan of humanity but I still can't shake it off. So in that regard I envy people a little who have no attachments or care left, who are free to die how and when they want and risk whatever they want.But this is also theoretical anyway. Who knows what life is a vampire is even like and if any of this applies. Maybe you can still remain in contact with your family and also find less violent ways of getting blood.
>>22200080I think being human is now more horrific. Everything we do contributes to a large number of crazy fucked up things. The waters full of poison, the foods a heavily processed paste of creatures bred and tortured before dying in captivity. Our clothes are made ins weatshops. Our electronics have coltan in them mined by child slaves in Africa. Get married? Here’s a blood diamond to put on his or her dainty hoof. Want to go anywhere? Let’s just cut out the middle man and fill your car directly with the blood of dead brown people. Murder? Almost somehow seems less horrifying by comparison. Maybe you could eat a priest and save some choir boy a lifetime of crippling pain. Seems a better deal than just my bit part contribution to this war crime called the world.
>>22200155But as a vampire you're basically (kinda) like a human just worse? A superhuman human who eats other humans. Life is not black and white like a movie where you can play the badass anti-hero and only drink from the villains. You'll contribute to the war crime you call the world just as much as an immortal.
>>22200134>and your senpai would age and dieThats gonna happen to all us of vampire or not. At least as vampire you and your soul mate could be together forever>Ever consider instinctual changes too? Emotions dulling or losing attachment? I dont see how unless you become hermit living only among vampires>Seeing them as food or something foreign?You would still have human roots. I dont think that it would make me see humans as only food but who knows
>>22200161Where counting angels on pinheads here, but how do you know? I guess because there seems to be Only benign, or terrifying and brutal paranormal phenomena in the world... makes it a safe bet I suppose. Funny isn’t it? That there so much scary shit, and like so little “good”. Almost the dead giveaway it’s all just people behind it all.
>>22200143vampire life is alcohol and goth girls
>>22200191>terrifying and brutal paranormal phenomena in the world>That there so much scary shit, and like so little “good”. Almost the dead giveaway it’s all just people behind it all.That's the natural state of the world though, with or without people. Nature in itself is mostly careless and painful. Constant struggle for resources, disease, rape, eat or be eaten.
>>22200143Yes, in ways you are like me. An uncorrupted/unbroken variation. For most people, yes, they are content in moments of anger or juvenile edge concerning being able to kill someone. It remains a fantasy or a mayhaps.In truth, It isn't cool to harbor feelings like that sincerely, or often, or even to act upon them. Whether one is human or some kind of creature formerly human like a vampire or werewolf. I'd share something about myself, but only privately. Even then all I would have is the articles/news bullshit vs. the truth and whatever gay paperwork I can pull up/find regarding my identification as the subject if the high profile crime. Became null process and cased closed despite all of it.Why violence? Or the will to kill? It's because one has pain, stress, a lack of love, hopelessness, confusion. Sometimes to kill is to eat or to defend, but sometimes you have sick animals and people who attack or kill, maybe even torture prey. Despite the love or light inside, despite the intellect or even wisdom, you can sincerely feel abandoned by God/guides/whatever or whoever. Doing whatever you can for yourself to relieve the trouble. Exercise, meditation, art, etc. But only combat and edgy retard unga bunga caveman shit relieves the rage eating you inside. Warrior gene isn't healthy for modern living.As for obligations/suicide/you not wanting to ruffle feathers. My take on it is I would never want to force someone to engage with me or interact if they deeply and truly wish to do something else. Or if dying was a relief to their agony. Their sovereignty to die/go elsewhere is very important to me. Likewise for myself. But I also believe we are eternal spirit and you can always engage later with them.As for vampires, I consider potential methods to become them involve demonic possession/merging and fucking up your soul and self. I don't believe Hollywood infection is responsible.
>>22200182That is the thing I want to address in general in these threads. I've dealt with my fair share of observing those who wish to become werewolves or vampires and plenty of larpers over the course of my research.People are absorbed in the pros and ignore the most significant cons. Yet the pros and cons are very specific to one's nature/desires. They think "Oh I want to become X so I can shapeshift/be immortal/super strength and be capable of hiding it and get the human stuff I want and keep my friends and family and not sacrifice anything and be myself as I am in mind and spirit"The twilight fantasy thing; and for the edgier part the underworld fantasy thing. It's common. But your response made me want to discuss fundamental change to the core of your being, not just physical. Identity death is a real possibility concerning werebeast stuff, and I dare say from what I suspect the potentiality behind vampires is that also can end in a similar fashion, albiet instead of a brute stuck one way like Bray Road one, it might be like being a hollow shell (Klippoth) demonic entity should you fail to feed properly/die despite potential for physical immortality being an option.When you experience change to your instincts and change within. You really do submit yourself to vulnerability and lose things in the process.
>>22200296Sounds like Jim Butcher.
>>22200310I'm assuming that is a gay author. Name strikes a bell. Have read many shitty non-fiction and fiction books.But my point comes from personal experience. Change to your brain, change to your spirit. That is why I don't think a legit vampire would be able to have normalcy without being an absolute sociopath with immense force of will to ignore predatory/alien behavior and thoughts. You can't force yourself to do things you hate/dislike/bored with forever. You think you can because of attachment to routine or you profit from it. But without genuine attachment to something, it's only a matter of time before you act natural.
>>22200296>People are absorbed in the pros and ignore the most significant consI dont. I have my limits. I would not want to be a vampire if it means that I would have to murder people.Psychological changes in vampire are possible but its same as with physical changes. We dont know what being vampire is like and what they go through. We cant see into their head either so its all just "what if"
>>22200355I was examining my own changes with my occult meddling and lycanthropy. My theory is related to vampires especially if my understanding concerning methods of becoming one is correct. In most folklore vampires are certainly not nice gals or guys. Explicitly deceptive, skulking, predatory. Hell don't the tales state they arise to feed off of family and friends? That's like the thing, gotta gobble up your mum and pa and the neighbor girl too.
>>22200379So you believe that vampires are bloodthirsty monsters unable to control themselves? Obviously its possible but then it would be way harder to hide existence of vampires,right?
>>22200423No, I believe they are predatory and very clever. Sociopathic or a closed heart chakra/distorted. Because I speculate they are a type of demonic possession/merging with human host body and spirit. I sincerely believe the ones that are out there can do supernatural feats, including shapeshifting and becoming mist/energy. The connection they have with werewolves likely accounts for easy misidentification. They likely extend their life by consuming prana in obnoxious amounts. Through flesh, blood, and general energy directly. They likely must feed extensively to upkeep themselves. Due to this and sighting numbers I'd estimate less than 400. To become one would be a very specific art, so I would believe the vampire is more common in rural/third world settings among black magick practitioners but the clever ones in America and Europe are there because of previously established wealth and privacy as a human.
>>22200143>>22200233youre two crazy bitches
>>22200456Don't be rude
>Be medieval vampire hunter>Go around driving stakes trough the hearts of anyone you suspect of being one>Sometimes boil their hearts in wine or decapitate them>Do this for years>Vampires become an endangered species>At the end of life die happy knowing that vampires will soon be extinct>Modernist faggots stop believing in occult shit>They stop hunting vampires>Their numbers return to ecologically sustainable levels>Fuck
>>22200558should've kept a vampire prisoner and kept yourself alive by injecting its blood like van helsing did
why are there so many tripfags in this general
>>22200735Refugees from /omg/
need a malkavian gf lads
>>22201289Just go to an insane asylum that does community outreach programmes and get yourself a pet schizo.
>>22201322that actually sounds like a good ideai mean a bad idea, but mentally ill chicks are my fetishone day i'm going to wake up to a woman with a pair of garden shears to my johnson and it will be my own fault
>>22201387Imagine being this much of a cuck
>>22195092There are no fuckin' vampires. Not in the way they are portrayed in the movies and comics at least.
They're Jews, and watch this post get deleted because /x/ can't handle a real supernatural conspiracy, but can only larp like faggots.
>>22201585fuck off, eichorst
i'm a real vampire lads hahableh bleh! *sucks your blood*wahey!
>>22201643Fuck off, commie
>>22195108Various regions of Africa have folktales featuring beings with vampiric abilities: in West Africa the Ashanti people tell of the iron-toothed and tree-dwelling asanbosam, and the Ewe people of the adze, which can take the form of a firefly and hunts children. The eastern Cape region has the impundulu, which can take the form of a large taloned bird and can summon thunder and lightning, and the Betsileo people of Madagascar tell of the ramanga, an outlaw or living vampire who drinks the blood and eats the nail clippings of nobles.
>>22201585>he supernatural kind of vampire who attained indefinite lifespans ("immortality") and needs to drink blood.This is what the OP text defines a vampire as. It doesn't apply to jews. They're not immortal and they don't need to drink blood to live. Not my fault you can't read, just create your own thread to talk about your "paranormal" topic.
>>22201585I've said it before and I'll say it again:The virgin neurotic jew bloodsucker vs the pure being archetypal aryan awoos. The battle of the ages, only second to the spiritual war between the adrenochrome cabal and the mushroom cult.
>>22201693Those vampires don't exist outside of imagination and stories.The real ones, Jews, and what made the myth, do.
>>22201707This board is made to discuss thing that aren't proven to exist though. Go to /pol/ or /sci/ if you can't handle it but stop derailing paranormal discussion.
>>22195092Hissing an vampirism gesture,insert meaning
broke>Achieving immortality through Alchemical potions>Achieving immortality through Occult magical rituals and contracts with demons>Achieving immortality through scientific means and gene editingWoke>Achieving immortality through becoming a vampire>Achieving immortality through spiritual enlightenment and ascension to NirvanaBESPOKE>Achieving immortality through your unforgettable acts of valor staying in the hearts of men for all eternity>Achieving immortality through the holy word of our Lord, Jesus Christ
>>22201747>>Achieving immortality through becoming a vampire>>Achieving immortality through spiritual enlightenment and ascension to Nirvanathese are literally the same thingt. knower
>>22200080Try demons next.
>>22201843I don't care about demons unless you prove to me they made the first vampire.
>>22201896so do you have an arab name or a white name
>>22201902Do you also want my address and paypal information? Stop asking me stupid things.
>>22201915seems like a fairly innocuous question to mewhere i live we have a lot of chinese immigrants but they all have white names like michael or brandon or what have you.makes me wonder if white people ever move to china and change their name to zhao or whatever
>>22201931>this is related to vampires how?
>>22201936i'm a vampire so anything i say is automatically related to vampiresnow tell me do you have a white name or a brown name
>>22201747>Achieving immortality through the holy word of our Lord, Jesus ChristThat's the best way to gain unlimited power for sure.>>22199339>Also vampire that can jump between realities.Is that's what has been happening? Insane.
>>22201942I'm going to tell you my name after you have proven that you're a vampire. Promise! I'll wait, go ahead. :^)
>>22201951there is no way that i can prove that to you over the internet that i can think of
>>22201961How convenient. Sorry no deal then.
>>22201968well, put yourself in my shoes, how would you prove it?anyway it's not like i'm out to dox you, i ask everyone their name, provided they interest me
>>22201975Vampire proof -> my nameNo vampire proof -> nothing
>>22201975Get a camera and record yourself cutting your wrists, and then the regeneration process
>>22201980i don't need your namehow old are you
>>22202016>still won't explain what the info is needed for
>>22202022what do you mean
>>22202034I don't understand what you person, who is obviously not a vampire, wants to know my name or age. Are you just bored and want to fuck around? Or does this serve some purpose in your mind?
>>22202043i don't like mystery meat
>>22201948>Is that's what has been happening? Insane.Thats what you claimed>>22201915>paypal information?yes please>>22202034she asks why you need this info. Are you dense?
>>22202046Okay. And now elaborate why I should care that you don't like mystery meat in the context of this thread.
>>22202048and what of you, other namefag? what's your deal?>>22202050i'm sorry i don't think you picked up on that clever joke i just made, you know because i'm a vampire and humans are food to me
>>22202067english isn't your first language is it?>>22202074yes but what's your deal? do you fancy yourself a bit of a personality in these threads? an egotist? maybe a bit of a narcissist?
>>22202083My first language is egyptian, my name is Mohammed and I'm a proud vampire scientist.
>>22202097>I'm a proud vampire scientist.right on. someone has to be, and i'm glad it's you
>>22202102Thank you, my friend. May Allah bless you.
>>22202105appreciate the sentiment but as someone who has died before i can tell you with certainty that there is no allah
>>22202083Nah,namefagging makes discussion easier. Its just practical.
>>22202112How do you know you truly died and you're not delusional?How do you know that even if you died you weren't deceived?
>>22202113if you say so, personally i think all tripfags have cluster b personality disorders but to each his own>>22202126could've been, but that's a bit of a philosophical rabbit hole isn't it? reality itself could be one big deception
>>22202181Pretending you're a vampire on 4chan falls under cluster autism personality disorders.
>>22202181I think that humans who pretend to be vampires suffer from delusions of grandeur
>>22202195Can I ask you to stop replying to him? He is making this little brainlet angry and nauseous
>>22202048>Thats what you claimedSo I did.
>>22202195i might be autistic tbf, i grew up before it was widely known about. actually it would explain a lotimagine it: the autistic vampire. i'm netflix's wet dream
>>22202295All old vampires are autistic because they're weird sociopaths jaded by time trying to keep up with modern humans.
>>22202308how do you know this?
>>22202333Common sense + Experience = My genius vampire knowledge
>>22202337have you ever met anyone you were 100% convinced was a real vampire?