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>>21855150
I saw it flutter by, I did. It flew over my house
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get your monarch program shit out of here
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>>21855150
I am cored.
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>>21855180
It's true, holy schnitzel.
Butter just flew over my house
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>>21855534
But when do I see the twinflames merge? An hour from now. Yes, yes indeed.

--93
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>>21855622
How do you know the lane you seek isn't already to flames that have gron dim? Or, possibly a myriad of flames that fly over your house sporadically planting ash in your yard. Fertile are the flowers nutured with past deaths.
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Nintendo overlords insist you become a qt gamer girl that blogs about how much she loves wearing Nintendo princess panties while playing all the great games Daddy Nintendo has to offer. Please don't forget to like and subscribe and give my bell a little tickle if you want to be notified of the next videos.
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>>21855150
There is no other.

>>21855478
Save the helium.
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>>21855639
A man from Winchester visited me today and told me. Said he seen my house in a dream once when he was a child. He went straight to my basement and stayed there for 13 days before emerging with a few things and leaving. I did not dare interfere due to him being clearly mad with power. Upon investigating the basement I seen that the man had written in his feces a message. It said "God bless the mess. Twinflame 4 u 4 x-mas". I paid my neighbor a dime bag to clean the shit up and when he questioned me on the message I gave him another 20 to forget. This was two days ago this all happened.
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Lilith I call to thee.
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>>21855639
You're post number is the opposite of my chosen number and you want me to believe you aren't me from the other side of the mirror?
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>>21855679
I used the wrong your on purpose and not at all because I'm high on brownies.
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>>21855683
Whatever Sasquatch
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>>21855683
was it on purpose or laziness
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>>21855685
I can not confirm nor deny my linage to any anonymous. I can say that John Lithgow knows where they rest and is a protector.
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>>21855670
Lilith is otherwise Magister Templi.
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>>21855660
I to have dreamt about your basement man. To forks in my spaghetti, the 4x4 flame gang? We smoked pipe tobacco in the valley. I fell asleep in her pockets and awoke with two hands down my pants. Each one grasping a testicle in elation, I puked. It was alphabet soup it was cold and sour. It said to me in a whisper "2 is more than one, minus one is one and one is nothing!" He gave me the toll to clean up some feces in a cellar.
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>>21855692
It was simply not spellchecking before I haphazardly pressed the 30s button. I had some time to do so before the countdown but chose not to for whatever reason. Let's go with that.
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>>21855679
My mirror doesn't reflect vampires, but the otherside of it is made of card board, the Dollar general.
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>>21855703
I've not ate of alphabet soup since the day I threw it up as a child and it spelled out "don't ever eat me or my son ever again".
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>>21855478
https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2077932
TIL
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>>21855710
I've seen this Dollar General. Mostly hangs out in places you wouldn't expect to see a general. I did not know of their cardboard mirrors but do know that they carry a decent chip selection and most time no one is manning the station and you're just free to go with whatever you can carry.
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>>21855711
As I checked, it was good a double one equals two. You have a son still?
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>>21855716
Now you've done it.
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>>21855718
The chips are generally good, though I do have a toothache. If you carry chips down the lane, black people whoop cracker, but their chips ...stupid niggers
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>>21855721
Not since he went into the past to make sure he becomes me. Time travel bullshit, you know how it is.
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>>21855698
Imagine if they put a huge bomb on top of mt. Everest. Like conspiracy shit
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>>21855727
British people call fries chips. I think that's delightful.
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>>21855706
i do that all the time
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>>21855729
I like paradoxs. I used to have a pair of dachshunds. Small, feeble hotdogs. Tell you're son you are, hello.
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>>21855731
A lot of Sasquatch still live in Lincoln's head to this day. There used to be a fully functional McDonald's in there but I don't know if it still is. John Lithgow is getting old and likely will not be able to protect for too long. Maybe have to do a reboot to ensure that a new protector is chosen.
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>>21855734
We used to eat french fries while drawing penises on a light bright. They told me to bend over and cough or I'd get the belt, it was a bit ago, Thursday.
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>>21855754
I used to have to suck penises while thinking of bananas and being sung to by naked ladies posing as Disney Princesses.

I do believe I seen the real Snow White once. She looked me in the eyes and stroked my head while the huntsman pillaged my bottom for information. She told me to never believe she wasn't real or it would be the end of all life.

This was seven days ago but also when I was seven.
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When will the art of porn be recognized by the masses. When will we be not shamed for breaking out into orgies at a Texas Roadhouse because the hostess touched your dick and now your powers are out of control and everyone is having sex.
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>>21855786
Shhh, don't say any more. Go to the usual place and we'll talk there.
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>>21855778
Holy cow? Seven Disney princesses queef in unison. That's where the pool if vaginas is...tell your hunter friend his pistol perks the Crux of my solace. Seemingly in vehicles I peeked the pearls of paltry poor people. Sealed in dew drops dangling like esoteric erotica being splayed between the flames of duality. Casually she called the hornets a prick of thy galavanting. Heave hoe, forth and back the birthright on Hugh, inside thighs, the all seeing eye
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>>21855748
From a tree view, three stewed leaves to feed a few. Sass and posh, she watched leaning on the head of my buddy. The light glows and the lathe bows. "John" I blurted, banging the boughs of the cedar seed that is grown. We know now, how crows quench the ache of the fifth row. Ackk
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This is very interesting. When I look at a number of things about me, and my history, I've wondered if I was trauma programmed in some way. I feel like a lot has happened to me that I don't remember, and I could be looking at something important and see it for what it really is.

There's a clock that hangs on the wall and I've always felt that it is the key to the truth, or it exists in some special and meaningful way. Also, I am afraid of tall vertical lines. A string hanging from the ceiling. A broom leaned up the corner. The stove pipe. I feel like it may harm me.
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>>21855866
>nd I could be looking at something important and see it for what it really is.
not see*
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>>21855903
>Not see
>Nazi
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>>21855150
*colors flying back to you*



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