Howdy /x/. Ive been away from the board for about 2 years. I was wondering if any new green texts have popped up that rival the old classics. If not then green text general i guess? I'll start us off with an oldie but a goodie.
>>22322122bumping with the next post
I'm new and commonly I don't save greentext, but I found the other parts of the Maine Taxi Guy
>>22322490wait wtf i thought you posted the first, heres the first one now
>>22322122Why do people like green texts that may as well be a fucking book Who thought it was a good idea to crop 45 posts into a single image
>>22322525its a set of different stories, dont be a nig and just enjoy
>>22322525The good ones are large.
I may be biased, as this one intersects with my chosen area of study so I find it inordinately interesting, and not terribly written from an entertainment point of view either.
here's my all time fav, OP
>>22322122Not really a green text but find the peridot tulpa on a 4chan archive somewhere. It's hilarious.
bumping again bc i want new greentexts
What threads would you post the stories in originally? I'm new to /x/, friends showed me different stories from here and got interested. Plus I've had a few experiences of my own.
>>22325897post them right in here :)
>>22322494who the fuck is gonna read that?
>>22326307heres last good one i have
>>22325897Look for a 'spooky stories' thread or something similar. They usually have a few /x/philes sharing experiences of varying quality.
>>22326307>post-humorously given the Bronze StarPeople need to learn English
does anybody have the greentext of the aussie dude who had moved into a house in the middle of buttfuck nowhere and proceeded to have troubles with spastic trees
while were here does anyone have the one on why not to make a tulpa
>>22322525>>22326188>Having this low of an attention span
>>22328606should be it.
>>22328026>>22327839I really like these two. Stories which have no logical explanation whatsoever and make no sense spook me the most. Anything similar?
I love these threads but they seem to pop up so inconsistently. Oh well, I'll dump some of my favorites.
>>22328598Right though? If these are too long for them to read, you know any ACTUAL book is out of the question
Does anyone happen to have either of these two greentexts?One is about weird things some anon finds in a swamp, one of them being some horrid thing that disguises itself as tree roots.The other is about some anon's mother and a ghoul lurking in the walls of her childhood home.
>>22332024>The other is about some anon's mother and a ghoul lurking in the walls of her childhood home.This one? Does the other one happen in Australia and have weird barnacle creatures?
>>22333537Not the same guy but post it anyways
>>22333537this one is fantastic, thanks anon
>>22331814no, the issue is not the lenght but the fact that they are crappy IMAGE files
>>22333537Oh hell yeah dude, this is one I was looking for. As for the other, I'm not sure I recall any barnacle creatures, but that sounds hella interesting so post away.
Does anyone have the story about the white guy who grew up in an Asian household in the mountains with the crazy grandpa who did a bunch of stuff to prevent paranormal bad things and the wife went crazy and tried to kill the family after seeing all the fucked up shit?Also looking for the alien story where the guy got locked up with a seemingly schizophrenic person who willingly got in jail to avoid being abducted by aliens, but soon both of them started experiencing abductions and there where drawings that the original guy sent the OP of what he saw? Those really got me but I deleted all my pictures.
>>22333596>>22333825Well this is embarassing... I uh, seem to have misplaced it.
>>22333968Here's a consolation prize and a non-GT link to it though: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Australia_Swamp_Story
>>22333968Wow this is probably one of the most shit tier spoopy stories I have ever read on 4chan.
>>22333967>Also looking for the alien story where the guy got locked up with a seemingly schizophrenic person who willingly got in jail to avoid being abducted by aliens
>>22333968>>22333976Wasn't the right swamp story, thanks tho my dude.
>>22333967have you tried scrolling up
>>22334028that one was good
>>22325173>skinwalker/fleshgait/wendigoIt's a goatman
>>22327847Lol I'm staying in Carlsbad for work rn!! >carlsbadbtw, caverns are in White's City, not Carlsbad and you see a lot of weird shit in the sky here when it's dark
>>22328606This is a good classic one, worth the long read
>>22333968>>22333976This story is too "done-up". It uses weird words that people wouldn't use normally and has a vibe of being made up like a book.
>>22335111I agree, it's an okay greentext tho.
>>22327857This one is really fucking cool.
>>22322538The opposite is true, actually. The Maine Taxi Driver series only works because it's not a long ongoing story. They're lots of short stories.
Does anyone have the one of a teen or something follow his recluse uncle into the deep forest of northern sweden? It has to do with gnome spirits in the forest and the log wall that has been built has words all over it and when the kid pisses off the gnomes they start throwing words at the house
>>22327878>>22337057It's right here, did you even look for it m8?
>>22327857The Deep Ones are real
have an OC
>>22335370cool up until >skinwalkers even come upfake and gay
>>22338612>I had an uncomfortable experienceamazing blogpost
I read a story once here, about a guy who was out in the mountains(?) with his friend, stayed there for a few days, slept in the guys car (he broke his leg maybe) and it was about a woman who stole some of their clothes and made their own grave and tried to bait them there or smething like that .. I didn't save it, but if you guys have it I'd love to read it again .. it was pretty fucked up.
>>22339059Here ladHonestly I'm surprised it's not already posted as it's one of the more popular ones
>>22337151I guess im just blind, thanks anyway
Spooky stories, and impossible events is what /x should be about, not these bullshit "I'm a demi-urge AMA" and flat earth threads
bump, not spooky if you don't take health seriously
>>22335248lmao what a fucking retard
>>22339086Holy shit man.
>>22327903every time i see this one i must reply:parts of this story make me so happy. i wish every moment of everyone's life could be as comfy as i imagine finding one's puppy with a little crown of flowers woven by friendly forest friends.
With all these skinwalker tales floating around, you'd think the mass media would've latched on to it or something by now.
>>22327872Oh no, black people!!
>>22335096>POOCH DOESNT LOOK TOO FRIENDLY
Anyone have that pasta about the guy who moves to a new town and meets a dude in blockbuster or something who ends up working at a morgue and has some kind of paranormal gameskeeping type secret order thing? Personal favorite but cant seem to find it and lost it a while ago.
>>22341592Hell yes that's the one. Thank you so Damn much anon. Love this green text so much.
>>22323454This is obviously skinwalker propaganda but if it's not maybe radiation in the form of high density beams might effect it
>>22327857talk about a wall of text, jesusnot even an indent
>>22341703I just finished readin this. Truly an incredible(but long as fuck) read. Absolutely worth it though.
does anyone have the one with the son visiting the father in the mountains and the dad ends up killing something in the forest and ends up burring it in concrete and turning their cabin into a supermax
>>22333968>>22333976This starts good but the second part is disappointing
>>22343536here you go anon
i read a green text years ago about an anon with an autistic brother who got spooked and ran off into the cornfields outside his house and never returned, does anyone have it?
>>22344649this has been debunked time and time again
>>22333537DOG FUCKING BLESS YOU ANON I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ONE FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS NOW
>>22345402Well yeah. It's a shitty picture of a grandma and her dog that somehow managed to shat out a short spoopy story thanks to the collective autism of anonymous. The greentext thread has some unspoken rules, one of them being "if it's good enough, it can stay even if it's obviously fake."It is a shitty story though, I agree.
>>22340108Any news on this one? Things do seem to be getting pretty strange around here, more so than usual anyways
>>22338612>Anon gets freaked out by some asshole drunkard and because he's a pussy he writes how scared he wasReading that was a waste of time. Delete that OC anon. It's shit.
>>22328609I think I've read this pasta on here for years and never knew there was a second part. Thanks, anon.
>>22346088The news is that the deadline for this EaRTh-sHAttERinG EveNT came and went without any happenings, as has literally been the case 100% of the time./x/ has always been, and always will be, for LARPing first and foremost. Look at the number of obvious LARPing threads in the catalogue and try telling me otherwise.
>>22338612Wow that was pretty crap. You should feel bad.
>>22338612>dude talk to meOh wow, so spooky.
>>22347886is that it? what a shit screencap
>>22349342oh oops, I forgot these two are split for some reason
>>22349354cool thanks, i'll shop them together
I wish I had some new stories to post. As it stands, I've read most every story in this thread already. >>22345190This one's new to me and I like it.
Just made this from another thread. This is my first time screencapping greentext stories so I don't know if I should leave the Q&A at the bottom for better context or if I should cut it off entirely. What do you guys think?
>>22349846I just capped that one, and I cut off the bottom part. I didn't think it added much.
>>22328156that one post about the broken mlp tulpa?
>>22350011I see, thank you. Would you mind posting yours? It's better if I save your version since you've already done it, to prevent anons from posting the same story twice in a thread and to make image searching easier in the archives.
>>22325173Singlehandedly my favorite
>>22329256Not hard to do on a slow board
>>22326307I want this to be true.
>>22338612>Can tell from the writing style, unwarranted self-importance/general narcissism while simultaneously being wrong about Latin pronunciation (spoiler: it's not possible to know the pronunciation of any Latin word as it's a dead language; anyone who tells you otherwise is a fool :^) ), and other red flags that the story is going to be complete shit>Drop it after the first paragraph>Check replies>Story has the most replies out of any post in the thread and all of them are negative
>>22338612this is badpic related is better
>>22351620May fave thing from latin classes was when like 2 years in we switched teachers and found out V were pronounced as W's
>>22334851So goatmen are pretty much harmless frat boys that only wants to spook humans?
A classic, probably one of the more original in a long time.
>>22351678>so Zack pulled out his gun and shot at it. it was finally unlockedAHAHAHAHA holy shit gets me every time
>>22332283>It was lighter fluid
>>22350848b isn't slow tho
>>22352120Personally, for me, this one is a little too unbelievable to be enjoyable. Shit goes off the rails and never gets back on. More power to ya if you like it though.
>>22353340Oh yeah it does, still appreciate the writing style though
>>22345190If i had a gf this stupid i'd beat the shit out of her
>>22335248This is a paranormal greentext thread, not a "laugh hysterically at the number one all time greatest darwin award". God that was good lol
>>22327872The reason why indians didn't go in caves is because they knew giganiggas lived there.
>>22330727Link to video?
>>22358724It's the deep web, so either>video is dead>entire site is dead>links are too much of a hassle to find>it never actually existedAnon is a sly one.
>>22328609>mfw he snapped the dog's jaw open
>>22322122 (OP) #>at home>dog does the puppy sniff on my foot while I’m browsing /x/>starts licking my foot/leg>remember my gf took the dog to the groomer’s I looked down and there was nothing there, but my foot was still wet
>>22355133>Some redneck white boys shoot at something the second they see eye shine. America the beautiful. Fuck I hate living here.
>>22359935Fuck you too
>>22357868I liked this one a lot. Wish it were longer though.
Does anyone have these greentexts? Been trying to find them for awhile but no luck. They're at least 4 years old, probably older. One was about this guy's grandma (or aunt, can't remember) who lived in the outback of Australia and had encounters with a yowie.The second was about this guy and his dad and grandpa who were hunting in Kentucky and he sees a giant coyote the size of a cow and it starts chasing him, but he manages to scare off with a shotgun.The last one was about a girl and her two friends who were sleeping over when her parents were out of town and ended up play some kind of occult game in the middle of the night and one of the girls got posesed by something.
>>22360326First time I've heard about any of these.
>>22360326First one is called aunt vav if I’m not mistaken and you can find it divvied up into like 12 parts on @creepgreentexts on Instagram if nobody here posts it for you
This was always my favorite. Not a greentext, but pretty spooky.
>>22360915Thank you based /x/phile, that's the one!
dumping to keep this thread alive with my R A R E ones
>>22322122These taxi driver stories are hella shit. Where's that good innawoods skin walker story? I work at a mobile game company and I'm thinking of pitching an adventure game based on those kinds of stories. Would /x/ pay like $5 for an interactive Skinwalker VN?
>>22361437If it was well written and branched out well, sure.
>>22361440I'm planning on starting by adapting out of copyright stories by Algernon Blackwood before using my own writing so at least if it fails I'll know it's not because of the writing. But in the future I'd definitely like to use that innawoods Skinwalker story I read here before because I remember it fucking me up a lot when I read it.
>>22360326Is this it?
>>22361451Good place to start, "The Wendigo" is great
>>22361454Not that one.It was about some kids going to the woods and staying in some sort of caravan/trailer, and there was a cousin with a gun? The tweest was that the skinwalker was inside with them for like the longest time. >>22361463I'm going for The Willows because it has a bit more 'hook' potential early on. Mobile gamers tend to have very short attention spans.
>>22361495Is it this one? It's in the middle of the thread.>>22345167
>>22361505Unfortunately not. One of the points was definitely that it was impersonating the writer's friends. I'll make my way through the thread to see if it's here.
>>22361539there's a couple of these, I'm guessing you want this one because it was posted 7 times a week for a while
>>22361495>>22361539>>22361505Found it: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Anansi%27s_Goatman_StoryOn second read, it was a lot less good than I remembered, but I really like the idea of it having been around all the time without anyone realizing.
>>22361783That's the one, yeah!It's been ages since I read it for the first time but it spooked me really good back then.I wonder if Ted the Caver would still fuck me up as bad now as it did when I first read it.
>>22361437>hellaGo the fuck back to tumblr and never come back
>>22362651Sure hope this is bait
>>22362651>thinks "hella" is tumblr-origin slang>has never heard a Californian speak
>>22361437yesBut never fucking use the word "hella" again on this board or in this game
>>22362797>>22362651You're both hella retarded
>>22362835FUCKING COMMIEFORNIANS GET OFF MY THREADREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE jk, I'm from Chicago, so the only time that I have heard someone say hella was in the shit video game Life is Strange
>>22340241Was in those threads, it was fun until the guy disappeared.
>>22322525with a fucking white background evenjust use a .txt file fuck
>>22322525Greentext format is easier to write in so it's a decent way for someone to convey their story similar to how they would if they were just telling someone in person rather than having to write competent prose.
>>22363622Greentext is fucking hard to write well in. Its a first-person, paste tense format.
>>22361303this is the only story here that scares the shit out of me. I worked so hard to get my happiness back, don't take it away demon dude :(
>>22361454Mind posting the other Blue stories?
>>22364365>>22361454Sure here's part two
>>22364435And part three
>>22345402everything on /x/ is fake anon
>>22364784nah, some of the schizophrenic shit is real
>>22327895>>22327878>>22327872you guys are fucking gullible
>>22327972fake and gay
>>22364394would you mind uploading a zip?
>>22365171Anon were you under the impression that the majority of people think these are real?
>>22327978does anyone believe this shit?
>>22365171I came here to read spooky stories, not to dissect and disprove them via logical and scientific means.
>>22328012Nazi zombies are real wtf???
>>22365201>>22365211I miss the old /x/ when you the writing was so good that you had to scratch your head and say I fucking hope that's not real.
>>22365231Maybe you miss being 12.
>>22365231Then either post them or stop shitting the thread, grandpa.
>>22365236Maybe you miss the open community dynamic from a site you've lost contact with, and need that fixed so you stop trying to shit up other sites.
>>22365252I've been here since before /x/ existed. The writing quality was never especially great. Most of the "classic pastas" are pretty mediocre. Feel free to post some golden age ones to prove me wrong.
>>22365262I don't care what you think you're right or wrong about. /x/ has never been a board that improves with shitposting.
>>22365269Thanks for proving him right.
>>22365269If you were right you're totally capable of proving everyone wrong by showing examples instead of just complaining about how it's not the good ol days anymore.
>>22365266still cool, I appreciate it.
>>22328606>>22328609The fuck kind of barnacles are those supposed to be?
>>22366115Some unknown kind, assuming the greentext isn't horseshit.
>>22323454This is some of the fakest shit I've read
>>22362676>Implying the two are mutually exclusive>Implying being a califag is in any way better
>>22364394Even the shit ones?
>>22340827It is odd, it would be excellent fodder for a couple of exploitative shitty low-grade b-level productions.
Hey I know this thread is pretty dead, but does anybody else listen to music when they read these? I have a playlist that I put on that really gets me in the mood.
here's some oc>around 16>dating this girl that's really into satanism/occultism>better than nothing>she was really introvert>i made fun of her every single day>because satanism lol>literally a cum dumpster>she got really clingy>after about half a year i get bored, break up>she says she'll curse me for what i've done>yeah sure go ahead>fast forward 7 years>haven't had a gf sinceI'd rather go into woods fighting skinwalkers on weekly basis than this shit
>>22369491Look up hex breaking shit also buy a hooker
>>22325173that´s written so terribly i could barely get through
>>22368714The other guy implied they were mutually exclusive by assuming the person who said hella must be a tumblr fag, actually. Cali fag declares that they also say hella, so you're really in agreement with that Cali fag.
>>22345190fradulent and homosexual, OP came back to the thread with timestamped raifu.
OC here.>Aussie.>Go camping with a workmate, his mrs, One of his oldest mates and his mrs. I'm the fifth wheel.>Autumn (fall), approaching Winter. So it's gonna get pretty chilly where we're going. Flannel weather, not quite snow gear yet. Might snow though, stranger things have happened. >Location is a national forest that is segmented by squared off hectares of pine plantation for harvesting later on. >NSW, It's no where near a heavily populated area, the closest hospital that could treat a serious snake bite is probably 90 mins away driving like a mad cunt. So you keep your wits about you, as in you look out for funnel webs and brown snakes, maybe a big cunt of a wild boar. But you might have a beer or two at night. >We drive in, taking us a good 45 mins to an hour to find a suitable campsite. We do. It's on a plain thats halfway between the dissiduous bush like gum trees and shit, and the dark, dank, European pine. Grown so close together that it basically forms its own canopy and blocks out light. Heaps of Mushrooms grow there. You don't eat them though unless you want to die.
>>22371653>Day 1 passes. Relaxing. We sort of take on our roles. I try to give the couples as much space as possible in case they want to root.>Day 2 goes by. Don't think anyones gotten off yet, typical Aussie bants are flying about though. People joking about drop bears and sharing tents (that shit only works on immigrants and backpackers). My mate knows that I brought my shotty anyway. Over under model with a nice solid stock. Few extra shells incase we find a boar or a big fuck-off Roo. Day 3. We're not sure when we're gonna head back. I'm positive no one has fucked, nobody has walked off in the day time and there hasn't been that lingering scent of shag wafting around post ninja sex. Nobody is emitting that afterglow of post nut ecstasy. >The two women make a sly joke about having an orgy. They smirk and it completely undermines any male common sense that we might have had. Whatever. I might get my rocks off. >Day transitions into night. We've got the campfire going. Good slow cooked food in the dutch oven. Few beers. Hows the serenity. >It's actually pretty cold tonight. >Ladies joke about huddling for warmth.>The cold brings about another chill. One that no clothes or food would ever warm out of my system. Unease. I fidget around a bit and start looking around. >The girls take me for being nervous, they make more jokes. The drinks have hit them a bit harder than us blokes. >Are these cunts swingers? Maybe. Don't really care right now. Night has truly come and it's pitch black. Visibility is limited to whatever is in the faint orange hue from the fire. >I can't help but shake this fuckin feelin.>Everyone else is having a good time. Maybe I'm just paranoid. >I have to piss like a race horse. I don't walk too far from the site though. The laughter and bants dies off. Eerily quiet. Are they about to play a prank on me? Jump out and say boo. Real fuckin funny.
>>22371656>Nahfuckthis.gif>I swing by my tent on the way back and grab my shotgun. Crack it and load it. I'm not too drunk to operate it effectively and I'm not a dumb cunt with gun safety, so I'm not about to shoot someone. >Walking back, I can hear another voice. Maybe someone copped a face full of smoke when the breeze changed, it's real hoarse. Gravelly. Doesn't sound like Brian or Steve. >I round the tents and see the faces of my mates, they've instinctively all sat on the one side of the fire. >Can't see what they're looking at until I pass the hood of the Forby (4x4 aka 4wd vehicle) .>Man. Tall. Lean. Wearing only an Acubra (kind of cowboy hat) and frayed shorts. Where the FUCK did he come from? How is he getting about at this temperature with no shoes on. >I sit down next to my mate, with the shotgun across my lap. Everyone breathes a collective sigh. >Stranger changes the subject when we want to talk about him. He asks a lot of questions. Just seems happy talking about mundane shit. The mood is fragile like glass. It's tense as fuck. I try to do all the talking, keep it jovial, never take my hands off of the shotgun though. After a while, he thanks us for the company and just walks off into the bush. > Nobody sleeps that night. We stay up, keeping the fire stoked brighter than before and wait for the sunrise. Brian drives everyone back and we don't stop for fuel or food or anything. >Catch up with him a few months later and he's hesitant to bring it up. We talk about how fucking weird it was. But they're forever thankful I had the foresight to get the gun. Also, the birds weren't lying and apparently they were down for a gangbang...Fuck.
>>22371660>be me>aboriginal skinwalker>love fucking with humans>especially white mans>one night i spot five warm bodies camping in mah brush>two females, three males>sniff those pheromones in the air>these fucks plan to get busy>get idea>shift to human form>english isnt too rusty>go up to them>just start talking >one comes up with a shotty, dont care, not hunting them>we chat back and forth>they are scared shitless>walk back into woods>hang out in tree>no more pheromones >they leave next morning>get cock blocked idiots lmao
>>22331202filename sounds like the name of a band lol
>>22323454Is it really so hard to write something without obvious logical holes? Thats weak af
>>22327853enjoyed this one