Webms with unexpected endings
Poor mama spider!
>>2899387>always kill spiders with fire
>>2899391they probably would have eaten her eventually anyway
>>2899390>women's basketballTop kek
>>2899411Man, I never jerk it to her anymore but she really is sexy as fuck.
>>2899417One of the most perfect asses of all time imo
>>2902402" who am I?".... " I'm Spider man."
>>2899390After all these years, I still don't get it
>>2902920team 1 gets a free throw. After the free throw, team 2 gets the ball. Team 2 is supposed to score using the goal on the other side of the court, but one player gets confused and makes a score on team 1's goal (giving the rival team a point instead of theirs). Team 1 now gets the ball and proceeds to go to team 2's goal in an attempt to score but time runs out.tl;dr: After free throw a chick gets confused and basically flips the goals around. none of the players are bright enough to figure it out so they keep playing.
>>2903098cant be real. nobody is that stupid.
>>2902660Lmao how fucking stupid can two chicks be. Who doesn't know how to play tic-tac-toe?
>>2899417She streams on twitch now regularly, lol.
>>2903918>filename ruins the "unexpected ending"
>>2903914Despite her yuge jew nose I really wanna bang that shortie
>>2903515what's her twitch? :)
I have to post this.
>>2899411actually funny, saved
Ear rape warning
>>2902660I did just notice the announcer did state most pieces on the board is the winner. I want to believe they got hung up on that.
>>2910878this scene never happened anywhere in the country on debate night
>>2910878>he could of just fucked them though
>>2899392wrong, always be nice to spiders and let them loose outside gentlyhttps://abcnews.go.com/US/man-sets-home-fire-blowtorch-kill-spiders/story?id=58716474
>>2910878she deserved that.but desu, not sure why they didnt just adapt the 2016 election as-is. Weird clown cult was an unnecessary substitution for a moloch-vs-kek throwdown. It is a supernatural horror program, isn't it?
>>2911917....is that really what you do?
>>2902406That was pretty funny
>>2899411why would he accept payment for kittens labeled "free" fucking stupid idiot
>>2910878Shes not wrong
>>2912960American Horror Story. Don't know which season or episode though
>>2910878fuck me it's embarrassing when tv network execs try to look like they're on the pulse of internet "culture"
>>2912832>all that effort and animation for a sodomy joke
>>2913422>>2913537It's Plympton, it's kind of his thing.
>>2911932yall should burn in hell for turning this into a meme
>>2911988and yet every word uttered is true.
>>2911988congrats anon, welcome to the concept of dramatic fiction
>>2913150apparently they were since that scene encapsulated everything about pol
>>2899417Shame you have to mute all her videos
>>2903340I was at the Hall of Fame game between the Carolina Panthers and the Jacksonville Jaguars, first time both teams took the field.Both teams lined up on the wrong end of the field for the opening kickoff. No player on either team caught it. The officials finally told them to switch ends. This after one team (forget who won the toss) chose which end of the field they wanted to defend.So yeah, it can happen.
>>2905102is that yung trump
>>2900635Is that Deep Space Low I hear?
>>2910878What show is this?
>>2913150That scene was alarmingly accurate
>>2917925It really was. Down to how the roastie implied sex would solve the issues at large.
>>2911871"psh... nothin personnel... kid"
>>2912610I guess it would make some kind of sense in certain situations. On the battlefield (or wherever this is supposed to be helpful) you'd expect some dudes screaming. When there are wounded people everywhere, you don't go and inspect every little scream some random guy does. But velcro is a dead giveaway for someone who shouldn't be there
>>2917922American Horror Story.
>>2903910The wackiest shit comes out of Russia.
>>2902660This thing has been done on many different demographics, and same result. Why? Because under intense pressure, people cannot think even when told they are doing it wrong. They simply go with their fast intuitions. So what is happening to their thinking brain? Its focused on the basketball game.
>>2910878The scene is so hot. Imagine the hentai potential.
>>2903910top kek saved
>>2903912dude i saw that ending coming from a mile away[spoiler]and so did the hawk[/spoiler]
>>2912610What are you, fucking retarded?
>>2910878but he did win, why did the incel doubt trump would win
>>2899411that guy directed GotG
>>2910878>Says why he doesn't like candidate>Attacks him personally>Say why he likes his candidate>Attacks him personally again>He keeps his beliefs and is now even more motivated to voteSeems pretty expected to me when trump won
>>2911917I kek every fucking time
>>2911904It was a cry for help
>>2899388Thats fucking top notch involuntary comedy
>>2899411shes so goddam sexy
>>2911874only for this scene this movie deserve to exists, so unexpected.
>>2902920You're fucking retarded.
>>2910878Jesus Christ that's so embarrassing
>>2931090the circle of life continues
>>2932397we will live... they will die
>>2902862i liked this one
>>2931090there's always a bigger fish
>>2911904>>2931014like that scene in family guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHzjgNoRmjg
>>2910878>accuse men of wanting to be dominated to piss them off and make them hit you, to fulfill your fantasy of being abused/raped
>>2910878jeez americans are really weird
>>2910878It's surprising to me that they actually did a pretty good job of portraying the 4chan side of the argument. What show is this? Did it air before or after the actual election?
>>2931127>naming eurobeat webm as fast and furious
>>2911871the head tilt sells this whole thing. Like "sorry bout this, old chap. ta ta"
>>2902660"oh no, oh no, OH NO"Gets me every time.
>>2902402bruh, why didn't this man just let go
>>2903918I can watch this. It makes me feel so fucking bad for him
>>2899411Hahahaha wtf? Volvo's don't break down
>>2910878what the fuck
>>2911904too real for me
>>2910878Girl clearly wants his dick heh
>>2910878Should have been a closed fist, and all three.
>>2934696https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St32aLCNMmQHere you go
>>2934883Wait, scatman gets delated?
>>2905127You can't even see her face you virgin
>>2911932This webm alone sent me into howling laughter for a good two minutes, was expecting Curb Your Enthusiasm
>>2935196watch the show retard
>>2933396I hope you really believed that when you typed it.
>>2902402This needs the Jurassic Park theme.
>>2899387>kill a harmless mother doing nothing wrong>slaughter her children on top of her dead body
hes fine, its just a short shock
>>2911932>>2935199>>2913647Full video for those who are interested...
>>2937620can confirm, other sources say dog's okay.but what the hell was in that bottle?
>>2917949Improved marriage rates would go a long way to helping disenfranchised young men, state enforced if necessary. Now take that with a grain of salt as only one such case exists, but it worked amazingly.
>>2937660Dry ice and water most likely
>>2911874Holy shit yes!!!
>>2903915Private prisons banned when?
>>2937660it probably lost some hearing
>>2934609theres no need m8it fucking blows, spilling coke on yourself in the cold, but you know he doesn't give a fuck
>>2937620> its just a short shockI dont believe it, rip that dog plastic bottle have like the force of a grenade when popped like that just minus the shrapnel. Dog is deaf at the very minimum most likely dead
>>2910878where were you wen trump was win?
>>2937801even a gunshoot to the head or heart let you twitch for a long time. Its a shock and your underage and never went hunting
>>2937620>puppy found the piss bottles
>>2937801And a grenade produces more than 100MPa, the bottle just less than 0,008MPa. Cant kill you, mostly internal bleading for lung crack what neads a long time to die
>>2937727For what purpose?
>>2938200Im sure you own a butterknife
>>2902660Ofc its Portland kek
>>2903098Holy shit I never realized both teams fucked up haha
>>2911917its unexpected every time holy kek
>>2937796>POPULAR THING BAD
>>2912999when you take something thats free from a woman and imply it has value, then it makes that woman feel like shes lost something of value
>>2938895how are they not popular?
>>2938941It's not 1830 anymore gramps, that's how.
>>2938952so rather than popular thing bad, it's historical thing bad?
>>2902660this has to be staged
>>2910878Should be stressed this was months before the election when it aired
>>2938902Doing some sexy shit inside the cave?
>>2937808more dogshit like this
>>2910878It does my heart good knowing all these sorts of gay shows' rating have plummeted since the election.
>>2937686>only one such case exists, but it worked amazingly.then why have we never heard of this one such case
>>2910878i have to admit that ending was nice
>>2922572>durr you can't do two separate thingsgod you're fucking stupidalso, you'll never get a girl
>>2902862Who is the jap chick?
>>2922572They must've rounded up some real retards for their study. Even an autistic reject like me can juggle up to three tasks at once while holding a list of rules to follow.
>>2902660>1... 2... 3... >To put us ALL out of our misery Audible kek
>>2899411based James Gunn
>>2902862Nani the fuck?
>>2934493Sadly, he isn't.
>>2931040>turns all guns to starboard instead of towards target, orders drop port anchor>drift to line to target is unexpectedChoose one
>>2931127>retard near drifting cards gets rammed>unexpectedI'm starting to perceive a pattern here
>>2934612t. Volvo salesman
>>2939159No it wasn't.
>>2911912wats the song at the start?
>>2911922i'm high and that terrified me, fuck you
>>2933205based prequel poster
>>2937660my buddies and i used to put chlorine and break fluid into empty bottles and the explosion was very similar
>>2940744For those of you who might not know, crocs will snap their mouths shut the moment something touches the lower half of their maw. One of those drops landing in the croc's mouth could have cost the guy his arm.
>>2905102he would die from some disease before reaching that number of pennies in his assanus is sensitive
>>2910878Is it just me or does the girl with the black hair want to fuck the guy really bad?
>>2931090Jews in a nutshell.webm
>>2910878what the fuck is this embarrassing garbage? god I'm gonna throw up. normalfags were a mistake
>>2937620WHAT THE FUCK
>>2941631Maybe he shouldn't be sticking his arm into crocodiles mouths then.
>>2941663I mean.. you can see that it's open
>>2941666Satan's broken English
>>2945263What's the dude in the back doing?Looks like he's sucking tits.
>>2931090the reaction of the camera guy always makes these.
>>2945372he's eh, "doin some otha shit"
>>2938902using mammals to feed insects (>hurr spider not insect) is like being a race traitorFUCK you
>>2941674that soundtrack tho
>>2945648Just say arthropod if you want to be technically correct. I hope a spider bites your cock.
>>2911922What's the second song?
>>2931090jesus what the fuck was that!?
>>2937808I honestly don't know which autist got it in himself to make something like this
>>2937686Improved marriage rates would simply lead to increased divorce rates because women are too far gone to change in your fucked up society and there is absolutely no logical reason why they should stay married other than betting on love, which even if it happens nets you about 3-5 years of chemical infatuation before she divorces you or does something to make you divorce her. There is no downside to a woman divorcing, and there is no upside to men marrying once you factor in the possible divorce. Ergo, improved marriage rates would create more divorces which would just sky rocket the number of disenfranchised men. Get laid, yeah. A gf, a fuckbuddy, maybe. But marriage wouldn't solve this.
>>2946473its the same song slowed down you mong "somebody that i used to know" or whatever>>2946552a lizard i think!
>>2903910fake and gay
>>2899388The cat knew what an incompetent bunch they were.
>>2946571marriage would solve this but you will need change current dynamics aka take power of state from backing women
>>2911917that is a wholesome kek indeed
>>2940078Sabaton - Primo Victoria
>>2947385Disregard that, I'm too tired.
>>2913102Where do you think you are.jpg
>>2946571The family unit, not the individual, is the foundation block of a stable society.
>>2913756>Jacksonville Jaguars. That doesn't surprise me at all, man. Not at all.
>>2902660No fucking way........
>>2941663oh hey that guys channel is pretty cool.
>>2946817Wow sounded really different but i've never heard the normal version before this webm though
>>2910878>MUH VAGINAliterally the only argument.
>>2910878Did he fuck them?
>>2940078Bespechyy Angel Arijahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_IxFBvMQm0
>>2945648tarantulas, having fur,are technically mammals as well
>>2948269 No Tarantulas aren't mammals. Just because they have hairs or fur doesn't make them mammals.
>>2910878what a garbage show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnroL-BPdpQ
>>2948269They lay eggs. Not mammalian.
>>2948314>>2948534>>2948579tarantulas and platypuses are the two types of mammals that lay eggs, STUPID
>>2949083And Echidnas, if you want more precedent.>not knowing tarantulas are monotremesThe state of European education.
>>2948534Last time I checked mice don't lay eggs
>>2937686it would be far more efficient to just toss all the incels at a certain age into the sea
>>2946571So start shaming whores again and let there be consequences for disloyalty.
>>2911922That's horror movie reveal tier.
>>2910878kek, looks like he leveled up
>>2911929underrated. both clips have identical near-death manic energy
>>2941720dumbfuck. assuming he makes a habit of it and keeps thing sterile, there's no chance because, despite what you might think, the anus is also super resilient.
>>2934696Are you fucking serious?
>>2941236>no euro beat<_<
>>2912832This animator is basically nothing but sex jokes.
>>2948269you must be american
>>2934606probly had the rope wrapped around one of his hand so he could get an easier grip and pull harder; anyone who's ever worked with large weights on ropes or pulleys will tell you not to wrap the rope around your hand
>>2912120would watch this
>>2951836I want to know what happened
>>2941666please refrain from posting hellow buenez, it's traumatic.
>>2951704holy shit legit rotfl
>>2951704sounds like a monkey
>>2951870HE died before the next taping.
>>2940473>Liked this movie even though it was unpopular>Watched it until I got bored of it on a giant 60" 3DTV>Now nearly a decade later I can't watch it because my vision severely degraded and high contrast colours burn in and 'bleed' into other colours until it's a fuzzy, twitchy mess that literally pops blood vessels on my eyes>Can't work as an animator anymore because screens are an eyesore after 30 minutesEat your fucking vegetables people, especially fish & nuts.
>>2911932Fuck yourself anon.
>>2937657God damn you
>>2952170the soldiers in that game were so grenade heavy
>>295183610/10Did not see that coming.
>>2952748It's called Lucky 7's. If you (or enemy) has exactly 7777HP you will deal 7777 damage with all your attacks.
>>2951288what song is this
>>2952975let the bodies hit the floor
>>2952975it's called "zoom-zoom"
>>2952500how should i know
>>2937010what anime is this?
>>2910878Someone should add a Brazzers watermark to this
>>2937801you are a fucking liar.>t. dad a Worx bottle "bomb" blow up in my hand (hand felt like I slapped it hard on a desk)
>>2951836Jesus Christ, that's fucking chilling. What happened?
>>2947895for some reason her slightly broken english makes my peepee donkey kong
>>2899388Love how the kid just fucking hurls the Cat to saftey