vids of any kind of fights, preferably public and funny
>>2879468Okay that's all I have
>>2879476>>2879478Not the types of fights I was expecting but okay
>>2879457most epic fight ive ever seenboth sides made some incredible plays
>>2879457Fake & niggergay
>>2879455Anyone got the one where the African girl takes down the drunk guy hassling her on the street?
>>2879458wot n tarnation
i made this the other day and this thread is probably the closest i'll get to making it relevant
>>2879458happned in canada, believe it or not.
>>2879476Any word on a Bluray release for this and The New Batman Adventures ?
>>2879457wtf did I just watch
>>2883157I want a tattoo of this
>>2879468what an awesome narration by Burr hahaha
>>2882285that little nigger punched him back to dial-up
>>2879458I wanna fuck that shortstack tank desu
>>2879459>Came to back up his dog brogood man
>>2879468That was great. Satisfying. Very nice.
>>2879476Based Michael Ironside.
>>2885304"Ey, hes freaken little, bro."
>>2883157>>2884333plz post in mma thread >>>2877981>>2883155poor teacher>>2885304>>2884954>>2884333thanks for the contributions
>>2885304he punched the shit out of him.you can hear him snorting his own blood>>2885346"Ey, this nigga little, bro" is what the beaner said
>>2884418"WRASTLIN"Here's another brilliant narration based on this vid
Anyone got that one in the cul-de-sac where the big guy fights the two smaller ones and grabs them both at the same time and slams them into the ground.
>>2886817Is it this
>>2879458The black man losing his shit in the background makes this webm
>>2885346>>2885620beaner said"me parece que later bro"whitch translates for "i think rather later bro" as in he does not want to fight the midget.the midget says some shit and then the beaner says "allright" then they square up.
>>2885620>he punched the shit out of him.And then he died lol
>>2885691STAAAAAAP STAAAAAP holy fuck women are annoying
>>2879478Why is there no good rule 34 of DC (or any other cartoon for that matter). They're either not identical to the original characters or they're identical but the animation is sooo shitty.I know Zone but he/she makes new content once every blue moon.WHERE DO I FEED MY THIRST FOR THIS TYPE OF CONTENT??
>>2887208blue should have ended him
>>2885691>jumps over counter to start shit>shits startedSTAAAAWP!
>>2885691hahah thanks anon, so good. these two >LADIES
>>2887094fuuuck that dude is massive. what a legend
>>2883157hit low, hit highclassic fighting principlehere's a more thread appropriate version of that principle for people who get triggered at professional fighting in street fightz threads
>>2879468the late great Bruce Valanch
>>2879457is this yakuza irl?
>>2879457>booj booj booj booj booj
the grim reaper
>>2884954>Tall+Cloaking bonusHoly hell he fucking used the shade. Is that fair? I feel like that's unfair.
>>2887105jesus get out of your car and get the preggo out of the fight.
>>2891003Thank you fuck dem faggots
>>2891426Let that be a lesson to all the bitches out there to not steal Precious's chicken.
>>2891446This always makes me fucking laugh.
>>2887208reminds meyou have the one where the blind or deaf kid gets picked on and some guy comes in to defend him saying like "you alright" responding "im fucking great"
>>2891421dumb bitches lol>>2891446>HYAAAH
>>2879457YO I SAW HIS STAND!
>>2887208...Where is this? I've never seen anyone dress like this, and the girl saying "nigga" and using other black slang is confusing the fuck out of me.
>>2884954>10 inch reach
>>2891958That's typical of all Americans. It's barely 50% white lol
>>2879455>FunnyDude snapped his own neck in this fight anon.
>>2885304That blood splatter on the end.. this guy looks like he got paralyzed
>>2887094Such white trash , their mom literally encouraging them but the second they start getting their asses kicked she whines
>>2891972Good. America is better off being majority brown.
>>2884954How fucking tall is this nigga?
>>2892682He looks normal size, the white dude looks like a midget. Look at the proportion of his head to the rest of his body
>>2885691white lady came to save the world
>>2888982Cant you also hit hard at the opponents liver for a kill?
>>2893335with a knife or bullet,the medic in saving private ryan died being shot in he liver
>>2883155That's one based nigger
>>2885304They never learn
>>2887094anybody notice how much space on the street there is?>0:15both those houses are 1s but the house further on the left at 0:17 is much bigger including the other houses seen near it.
>>2893384>>2893335bas rutten could
>>2888982>dc vs jones 2lol that was waaay too accurate.
>>2894259Best post in this thread. Thanks, Anon.
>>2894257That popeye's wind up get's me every time kek.
>>2891406It's probably for the best if that baby doesn't make it. Growing up on welfare isn't fun.
>>2894666They just keep bigger!!!
>>2894247The telepathic dodge at 40s is a classic.
>>2893335it won't kill you but if someone hit you dead in the liver you'd probably shit your pants
>>2894247dick out style is strongest kung fu
>>2893335depends on the situation cold cocked not expecting it and getting punched by a boxer or trained fighter then yeah probably cause enough damage to the liver to make it bleed. Expecting it? probably not but youd still feel like it though.Humans have a built in weakness where your ribs dont cover your full liver and theres not alot of muscle there either so its pretty vulnerable
>>2894252that choke slam makes living worth it
>>2894259fucking suplex time
>>2883155i don't think i've ever seen a black kid care that much about a white woman
>>2893392That's no nigger.
>>2894259learn to sprawl
>>2891406nothing of value is at risk
>>2894260What a god.
>>2892006the big guy was the one bleeding
>>2879465wheres the minecraft edit
>>2894260>Canada goose winter jackets>chinkstoronto?
>>2894621it is a bit goofy, but the guy thinks he's going for an uppercut or something and he switches to a hook so he got juked a bitalthough i don't think it would have mattered
>>2894247>spidey senses are tingling.webm
>>2894264I wanted to hear what he had to say
>>2892084mma shit goes here >>2877981>>2894247not much of a fight, but fun to watch>>2894259op here I actually think this is the most disappointing thing to do in a fight, but the vid is relevant>>2894252love this tho>>2894260what that old woman do to make him do that??
>>2894252when will they learn
>>2895294God damn youre right. That was sick
>>2895294>>2896240he has king crimson by his side
>>2892678Shut the fuck up nigger tourist
>>2885617Are you mentally deficient bruh?
>>2894260What happened here?
>>2887094This why i dont fuck with barrel chested motherfuckers
>>2891426Lowkey tho i admire fat black bitches for knowing how to defendthemselves. They consistently show me a hardier side than most men do.
>>2897496Then go fuck dudes then you motherfucking queer
>>2885304"GOT A COUPLE OF GOOD HITS IN THO" the webm
I've been looking forever for these 2 fight webms hopefully someone can help me out:First was a recent one of a fight in a school bathroom or something and the dudes go to the ground and one of them accidentally dunks their hand in the urinal I've seen it with the filename "+2 poison damage"The other is an older one of some locker room with 2 white country looking kids. The smaller one is picking a fight with the bigger one who obviously doesn't want it, the bigger kid gives in and gets the smaller kid on the ground and screams LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE and makes him say YES SIR and shit. It's very cathartic.
>>2897570Found the first one
>>2883155lol student took control of the class while white woman hid
>>2894252chokeslams are God's gift to man.
>>2894260>coat billowing out behind like a capeThere goes my heroWatch him as he goes
>>2892084Song in the webm?
>>2895627That's my WIFE.
>>2887239and thats why white women let the muslims in
>>2893335liver is a solid organ, youll bleed the fuck out with a rupture if it isnt taken care of asap
>>2879457Holy fuck, Draqgon Ball has nothing on this
>>2879457motherfucker got kicked so hard he lost his pants and farted
>>2883155Apex predator did justice
>>2897591I feel worst for the guy that put his hand on the urinal.
>>2895919vancouver I believe
>>2897972If memory serves it was White Rock, somewhat South of Vancouver. Some sort of event at a local branch library, some chinaman got upset at life, the world, whatever, and decided to lamely lash out at the nearest helpless bystander. Pathetic.
>>2897591Enchanted with Piss
>>2895627>>2897702and he blacked her
>>2894666OH shit they have a mounted division
>>2891446>Here comes he stapler!I lost my shit
>>2894264holy shit based
>>2879473haahaha good old colombia.
>>2893317>white dudeit's a beaner lol
>>2885691Is there a tv show or something were just women get isolated for an extended period of time? I feel like that would be absolute kino
>>2894264seen this a few times, does anyone know where the full video is from or what lead to this confrontation? Or the aftermath?
>>2891958That's just American kids today. But if you point out that they've been totally debased and brainwashed with thug black culture, you're a conspiracy theorist. You've got little white girls yelling "Fuck that nigga up" to two white kids fighting. They probably all listen to rap and hate their own culture.
>>2897684vaginal jesus - coon bashing
>>2898748So disgusting.. I weep for our society. Idiocracy at its finest
>>2900579>gets up like nothing happenedlmao, chinks eternally btfo
>>2894264jew knocking out a black man
>>2894257This faggot died btw
>>2897591filename got me pretty good
>>2887094>Two fucking command grabs in a rowHungry skeletons got fucked. Also fuck that mom for only stopping the fight when her shitkids lost, she was fine with letting them gang up on one guy like that until then.
>>2895593she fucked him later
>>2900850Last I heard he got a concussion but there were complications, probably from all the drugs he was doing, and he ended up with brain damage in a coma. If he died it's news to me.
>>2894264What a completely honorless piece of shit.
>>2902170This bird is fighting with more honour than most people.
>>2890989fucking spot on
>>2885304The little guy's punches sounded hard as fuck. Winner was based to walk away as soon as it was over. Very good video.
>>2901461I take it you have no idea what's happening to white's in south africa right now?
>>2901461It was a cheap hit but he was being harassed. As soon as he said "leave me alone" and the black guy said "no" it was fair game.
>>2899615>i weep for our societyYour society must not be very strong if it managed to be influenced by poor blacks and their songs, even after segregation. STRONG cultures will always overwhelm weak cultures.
>>2896346Upset at the future? Accept it, it's going to happen.
>>2879457is this cowboy bebop?
>>2901461Calm down Jamal.
>>2883155The kid wanted to fuck the teacher lmao wtf
>>2891612Not actually deaf, that was a lie to get sympathy and 'go viral'. Just like most of these "trust us, the white guy that got hospitalized said nigger 2 seconds before we started recording" videos.
>>2894260Joe Rogan just stands there and does nothing. Really disappointed.
>>2902434You browse 4chan and you really don't know (((who))) is responsible for the blacking of American culture?
>>2900944They got caught mashing buttons.
>>2902436what? you sound stupid and make no sense
>>2882285The Jew fears the Samurai
>>2903540did they end up cooking him?
>>2883155Good on him. Should have chilled his shit tho once he realized the situation was deescalated.
>>2897811Holy shit I didn't even hear the fart until now fucking hilarious
>>2885691the fuck is he hitting them with
>>2894252what in the world are they shouting?
>>2887259Tank top guy has some serious power, then proceeds to punch like a bitch
>>2879455Any funny fight webms of retarded teens getting knocked out by more mature and stronger people.
>>2879476this was my favorite anime as a kid
>>2904736This is next-level bullying. I hereby declare I openly denounce and condemn robot bully and that I, for one, fully embrace our future robot overlords, and do not associate with robophobes.
>>2892102Sorry, but what is preventing the attacker from pulling the knife down into your arm, where many important veins lie? I swear, these "defense scenarios" always fucking suck.
>>2904736LEAVE THE ROBOT ALONE
>>2904736i don't know why but this is the funniest fucking thing i've seen all day
>>2895875Or at least grab a leg
>>2898068MY FUCKING SIDES
>>2902170What kind of faggot let's a puppy fight a grown rooster. Some people dont deserve pets. FUCK YOU MAN>>2903540Kinda feel bad for the mudslimes, I hate belligerent drunk people
>>2904736No wonder robots destroy all humans. Was he shooting the bot in the face or was it a cap gun?
>>2905954You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
>>2883155kid probably watches his mom get beat
>>2887726What about "Something unlimited".
>>2887208blue shirt guy needs to grow some balls. Let a guy push you around like that damn....
>>2906357why do women square up with a guy who's literally a foot taller and weighs a hundred pounds more?
>>2887105Why are they fighting in low gravity
>>2906460Because they got away with it the last 20 times in a row.
>>2885691>Jewish lady comes to aid the criminals
>>2901461The only way to avoid getting suckerpunched by a nigger is to do it to them firstMake no mistake, every fight with them is a fight to the death with no rules.
>>2906460They haven't actually seen a man willing to knock them the fuck out.
>>2904759>>2904870>>2905960Damn, you guys are stupid.
>>2897496They know nothing how to defend themselves, they're just so huge that they can easily throw their opponent around like a rag doll. It's the same reason why we have weight divisions.
>>2905954YOU FUCKING GOOF
>>2906938This is like a comedy bit
>>2896141He'd probably say something reasonable. The racist couldn't hear that. So he threw a sucker punch like the coward he is.
>>2897591haha he got pee on his hand
>>2906349It's always the blonde non-immigrants, isn't it?
>>2904782Its a single bladed dagger so he cant run the backside of it along his arm. The most he can do its try to and change his grip which is hard to do because the parry/riposte would happen in less than a second. Dagger in HEMA has the same grab although it wraps more around the arm
>>2894264The black guy was being an idiot.
>>2906460small dog syndrome
>>2906938Is this fake? If not, what's the context? I'm guessing it's fake mostly because of how perfectly the camera captures the attack, with minimal effort spent placing it.
>>2904736testing for when they are deployed in families with American highschoolers it seems
>>2883155hes def piping that teacher
Youtube channel kino?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXOvrl9m3wg
>>2904736That block at 1:32>ENOUGH
>>29047361:32>blocks your attack>disarms you>T-posesthe robots will be dabbing on us every time they get a kill
>>2907838>goes straight for the bunFucking women.
Anyone have the video of two women fighting with bystanders recording? There was a based cameraman that got all up in the fight and got a ton of titty/puss action going on.
can't post the full vid as webm but here's a good onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsPmHZjK_ZA
Why is hand-to-hand combat often called "martial arts" in English?Martial means war, which makes sense, but war has evolved much farther than using sharp or blunt weapons, let alone fists.Think about it: gorilla warfare has been around for the past hundred of years or more. Gorilla warfare may have hand-to-hand combat incorporated into it, but usually it involves using guns in hit and run tactics nowadays. The Native Americans of long ago are great examples of gorilla fighters. It took an extra century practically to kill them off, even with, initially at least, superior weapons. At the battle of Little Big Horn, Custer and his men were slaughtered because the Native Americans had, not only numbers, but better rifles too. That's kind of on a tangent though because that really wasn't gorilla warfare in my opinion.Gorilla fighters even exist today in Africa. They can be found throughout Africa on raids destroying villages, raping women, and killing children. Often times, it is hard to find footage of these gorilla fighters because they are so sly. They have been portrayed in media though. Here is an example from memories of a survivor of a gorilla attack: /watch?v=7VQ34YsPGW8Anyways, back on the main topic, I think that the phrase "martial arts" is misused because gorilla fighters who use ranged weapons exist today. The armies that do exist today do not, in large part use, Muay Thai fighters who use elbows and fists, not the legions of Rome (they were in large part successful because they had each soldier carry multiple pilum into battle http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilum) who mostly used shield and gladius, nor the masterfully crafted katana of the samurai which, like many of their noodles, have been folded thousands of times.TL;DR: If you hear someone speak of "martial arts" so highly when they are specifically speaking about hand-to-hand combat please remind them of the things in this post.
>please remind them of the things in this postNo.
>>2906352>Fight threadFucking kiddo tard
>>2908630shut up retard
>>2907848>blaming anyone for advantage of the situationok
>>2879458And this, children, is why you should take wrestling in high school. If he had the instincts to go for her legs, he could have quickly subdued her without hurting her.
>>2885304is this guy dead? i think its my cousin but he died from drinking too much mountain dew surge so it cant be him
>>2879457he blocked both the kicks in the beginning
>>2907838pink got destroyedwas hoping to see this again
>>2908846the audio version makes it better
>>2902170this is retarded
>>2901461>ask to go away repeatedly>no im going to invade your personal space>continue to talk shit which started the confrontation in the first placerofl
>>2885691when the wagie had enough
>>2879468fucking deserve it
>>2904736ROBOTS RISE UP
>>2908630What is stronger? Guerilla Warfare or Gorilla Warfare?
>>2906141did his soul flew away with the bird?
>>2905173are you a complete fucking retard?
>>2906349god i wish that was me
>>2903588You can't really chill when you have that much adrenaline it takes time to calm down.>>2883155If this were the animal kingdom then yes, but this is a society where females don't just start humping the nearest ape in power of the situation. From a Sigmund Freud type perspective it is undeniable the teacher instantly wanted subconsciously to have sex with him though. Freud bases pretty much everything on sexual desire.
>>2884954Damn that is some fast hands for a big dude.
>>2909119holy fucking kek
>>2891446>HAYYYYAHH!!>HERE COMES THE STAPLER!How does this even happen in real life?
>>2894260Is baldy trying to contain laughter watching China man run away like a superhero?
>>2904736So I don't get it is the whole thing cgi or what?
>>2883156So who is he? Some kind of viking wannabe?
>>2894257>"son, you shouldn't go to that antifa rally. Those incels might be dangerous.">Fuck you, mom, I'm gonna punch a nazi #forher">*dies*
>>2909652Yep, it's a guy in a mocap suit and the robot is cg.
>>2910362Basedlords getting wrecked by based cigarman, what a wholesome fight
>>2882285I dunno if they intentionally avoided doing the Jackie but they should have showed the contact for that temple strike in the first angle then showed it again in quick succession with the close-up. Would have felt a lot more impactful
>>2897664She's not legally allowed to wrangle the damn kids, so what can you do? She will lose her job and income if she actually keeps the shits in line
>>2910362solid snake vs degenerates
>>2897672Kek kek kekiddi kek
>>2879459>has a knife>fights with fists like nature intendedbased
>>2891994op here what a baka
>>2910362holy fuck someone pull out a gun already
>>2910362those half life scientists at the end
>>2910362Best video I've seen in a fight thread in a long time. For this post and for the sake of this post, I will dump some videos
Bonus video Man v horse
>>2907441Don't think so. Canada.
>>2879476>>2879478No anime in this thread please.
>>2910362If you look closely, at 0:40 you can see Merlin the Wizard slowly wandering his way into the skirmish casting a spell to de-escalate the situation.
>>2911622The way he just stands there still gets me.
>>2912060What a fucking pussy. Did the cartoon ruin your little safe space you absolute cuck?
>>2906460Even better, she's like 12 squaring off with an adult. After the crowd is chimping out on his family outside walmart. He was arrested, but not sure if the charges stuck. I hope not.
>>2879468Why do people think Bill is funny
>>2884333what's the song called?
>>2904782he's grabbing his arm and wrenching it dumbass
>>2885304virgin glass cannon vs chad tank
>>2911618>>2911622>>2911625>>2911631>>2911635OP here no professional shit. Post here instead >>2877981
>>2912401have you not heard his comedy. If you don't like it then don't mind it.Check out his "walk your way out" special.
>>2908726based double leg poster"TAKE THE SHOT"
>>2912601It's a biased fucking article. Just the first that came up. I can't find an update. I'd love to see all charges dropped.
>>2879457Man, Rust looks great this patch
>>2879476what movie is this kino scene is from?
>>2883155evoled from nigger to black man
>>2911631What the fuck was that!? Did he watch a documentary on cheetahs before the match or something?
>>2894260Fucking based Yip Chan
>>2894260kek this shit looks like something out of a tv show
>>2911631Didn't know the Cart Titan did MMA
>>2892102who the fuck holds a knife like that in first place. its stupid as fuck.
>>2892102>>2904782if arabs knew anything about fighting, israel wouldn't exist
>>2888982Thanks for the lesson sensei. I can tell that you've seen your fair share of scraps in the day where you had to apply this principal.
>>2906938damn the effect on that throw, that bum should be a baseball star
>>2897591+5% poison dmg