Plottwist is that the thread is actually funny for once :^)
>>2834457Cat tries to parkour the door open
Anyone got that one of the African dudes fighting and then one gets knocked out and they rub his crotch?
>>2834454that's why you have guns
>>2834457what a pussy
when does the plot twist?
>>2834454respect the racoon.
>>2834461/pol/ in a nutshell
>>2834655was she okay???
guess ill contribute
>>2834454should have made sure the lid was shut tight and let it dehydrate to death
>>2834454>When he broke the broomFucking kek
sorry about the earrape about the beginningalso fuck the 4MB limit
>>2838476wtf, how is this done? has the baneposting reached nearest blackhole or something?
>>2838794Tales of Berseria or some shit like that. Tales is the only series I know that intersplices slice of life animeshit haremshit with the regular game.
>>2838338>can you guys fix this for me.webmfor any curious monkeys, herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi6EiDKLDn8that is he original video
>>2838996>>2839016How does this happen?
>>2834656Its cringey that someone wrote this.Its cringy that someone brought this idea to a producer.That it was cast, filmed, that it aired. Its cringy that someone saved it. It's just strait up cringe that you've saved it for all the years since that channel went dead (I assume. Please god tell me that channel doesnt still exist) I'm not sure if posting here in this thread, today, expecting anything other than a 'kys' is the cringiest part but it's clear to me you are mentally a 10 year old and that will never not be the case.
>>2838542Oldie but a goodie.
>>2838476the fuk is wrong with the timestamp bar?? is it having a stroke?
>>2839033I thought it was funny.
>>2839012Great pleasure brought to me
>>2838519Or you know just carry the bin somwhere and throw it out like a normal person
>>2834655You absolute cunt
>>2834457This guy AND his cat are fucking pussies
>>2839027Turns out making a web page is hard. The particular problem here is probably a slight change to style on mouseover that causes something to be bigger than it was, so suddently you aren't mousing over, and so on.
>>2839255That makes sense..
>>2838351>Always thought this was made of cheap shit>Watch a video of some guy taking one apart>It's not made of cheap shit at all, it's all expensive as fuck
>>2838351>DRM for your juiceWhat a time to be alive.
>>2839012Shottysteve is great
>>2839554assuming direct control
>>2838350>Makitaholy fuck, someone send this to themall the marketing they ever need
>>2839554Is this Phillip Glass?
>>2839715Source this please.
>>2838335>that piss spray when the cat hits the wallkek
>>2838351>enjoy your jewsMistake number one there
>>2839033>not liking based fucking Star Warsfucking have sex already incel
>>2839891Its Daft Punk on the Tron soundtrack
>>2839464but its expensive for no reason, they overengineered the shit out of a process you can do with your hands
>>2834454It was over the moment the racoon made a successful mock charge. The guy was clearly panicked and oblivious that he broke his broom on his first strike making him completely defenseless if the situation escalates. The more experienced racoon sees this blunder and capitalizes on it with a true charge. At this point all hell breaks loose for the inexperienced guy as his broom breaks apart on his second strike-- a perfect rout.This is how heroic victories happen.
>>2839464>some guy taking one apartUNCLE BUMBLE FUCK IS NOT A "SOME GUY"
>>2834454Golden Malrin costs about 10x as much as a broom these days, which is both sad and mysterious. My favorite part of that is how Indiana made Golden Malrin put a label on their fly bait making it very clear that it was extremely effective at killing raccoons so don't put it where racoon are. Basically advertising it was the best unadvertised (and illegal) racoon poison in the world since 1966.
>>2839027Check the css code for mouse over effect you can easily fix it by changing a few numbers. If you use an extension like stylus you can even safe it and it gets loaded everytime you visit the site.
>>2834457Fucking cat, its literally your only job
>>2838351This enrages me more than anything in recent memory. I can't believe we're this stupid as a species.
>>2838832>>2839110It's a bug converting videos to webm using vlshit.
>>2842094B A S E D
>>2839033remember this is g4 so that skit has to be early 2000's probably very inline with what was funny at the time.
>>2838351>enjoy your jewsI mean this is layer 3 of irony and jewmarketing but if there were people who bought it unironically, -and there were-, we've lost.
>>2838836The persona series does that for the most part
>>2842092>just watched gay porn
>>2839554Why is it so beatutiful? I want one of these and pretend I was a hacker in the 80s.
>>2838343>FUCK YOU BALTIMOREthat always gets a laugh from me
>>2838340what I don't get is why didn't they do another take?
>>2843120because its perfect
>>2842703That splices rpg elements into its VN.
>>2838351I thought this was a parody video at first. Good lord.
>>2843120>cutting out such a perfect unexpected moment
>>2838476I wish this could be done on better quality.Also, old
>>2843120The narrator is even asking "What surprise will this bakery bring?", so I guess it is immediately answered
>>2834454Wearing shorts to a rabies fight.
>>2842494I've been on 4chan since 2006, and that is by far the best thing I've ever seen on here. Even if this is a repost.
>>2834655Is she rubbing herself? What happens?
>>2842501what did he say in english
>>2839033I got a laugh. Maybe you're just a boring person.
>>2838351AAAAH HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL
>>2834457>closes the door on the cat's head like in a cartoonI chuckled heartily
>>2838350What an absolute maddog
>>2843081This one always gets me God damn it.
>>2843355He doesn't say anything in english, but what he is saying means "Shut your cunts" or something along those lines. Basically a traditionally rude way to say "shut up".
>>2843428So, "Shut the fuck up!"?
>>2842501why does this get me every time?
>>2843260It's the sniffer.
>>2843131can you post the rest of the doom nig webms? I lost them all.
Requesting a video where a japanese mother slaps her kid after it crosses the street on its bike without looking
>>2838350All credit to him tho, all that in an hour without plugging the cunt in is impressive
>>2839033bro this is so cringe bro i can feel the cringe bro i hate everything bro everythings cringe my cock is huuuuge
>>2839554song name PLEASE
>>2843315>>2842494I think its the webm cut that makes this. The full version is bloated and therefore incredibly dry. But it is really funny.
>>2844066Yu Yu Hakusho
>>2839719>not naming it whorendous sketch.webmyou had one job fren
>>2841772I just can't remember the name of the channel is all. Only remember it started with an A.
>>2844037Daft Punk - The Son of Flynn
>>2838350his name is Tihomir, not Ivan...
>>2839033thought it was funny back then, thought it was funny now
>>2839554This feels like the birth of a sentient AI.
>>2844577>intentionally editing out the original creators namehow much of a pathetic faggot do you gotta be?
>>2844636if the watermark was obnoxious, I support that move
>>2844545I start to lose my shit at "prregnant"
rewatching this stupid ass show , it always got a chuckle out of me.
>>2834457brazilians really are the stupidest kind of retards
>>2844728I need to watch this again
>>2842330>underestimitateI lose every time.
>>2844053Oh shit I completely forgot this 'movie' existed.
>>2843955i hate you
>>2839464>>2838351im an engineering student that stopped giving a fuck and the moment i saw the left handed (reverse) threading on those bolts i lost my shitif youre unaware, you need to find a really fucking special company if you want bolts that tighten to the left. you dont just find those since every goddamn bolt/screw hell even drills are threaded to tighten to the right.see the webm. this shit is pure fucking engineering gold.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ
>>2844728I loved this show to death as a child, but every time I go back to give it a gander I can't help but come to the realization that it just doesn't hold up. It was nothing more than lolsorandumb nonsense.Growing up is a hell of a drug.Megas XLR still holds up though. Incredible show.
>>2838351Does each pack only fill one glass?What was the point of having it connect to the internet? Especially considering you still need to physically touch the machine to dispense your juice (and obviously place a glass under there)
>>2842077>Lost so hard
Any one know if theres a higher quality webm of this with sound? This cracks me up no matter how many times I watch it.
>>2845191But what's the point of it?
>>2845191I can't be convinced that the Juicero wasn't some money laundering scheme.
>>2834655what was she doing tho
>>2843120Why would you?
>>2845316They wouldn't have made much money, the over-engineering of it made it unnecessarily expensive to produce.
>>2845308Squeezes juice bags into a cup.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lutHF5HhVAOr, if you hate Bloomberg like I dohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCRx78Zhj7sFor all your gamer pals.
>>2845360money laundering does not need to make moneyits taking illegally earned capital and converting it into legal capital
>>2844053>>2845100Seems really strange. What is it called?
>>2845100>>2845437The Gay Niggers from Outer Space. Yes that is the title.
>>2839992>able to spot something in a 0.2 sec timeframeYou should work in security or sth
>>2838351is Marko Vanhanen their CEO ? Seriously looks like something this dude would invent.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGHwz5jT6xA(the show has "kek" in its name indeed).
>>2845536>MarkoHis Cofe Time For Speak in English video will never not lighten my day.
>>2844657it wasn't at all
>>2845437>>2845524 this guy got it. Not worth a watch imo but its a surreal experience if you do.
>>2845875source? I've tried everything trying to find where this video came from
>>2845316They wanted to transfer the nespresso model to juice, combined with silicon valley greed they didnt care it made loss on the machine, the subscription should make the bucks
>>2844053>Nigger Faggots from outer space
>>2845875what a time to be alive
>>2845404Aye, fairo, have a webm.
>>2846174do not nostalgia me like that
>>2839666Pussy ass westerners can't drink god old spirytus.
>>2843131I like how we all suddenly just forgot about the fucking clown invasion back in 2016
>>2845875>Walk to Mcdonalds and WalmartI mean, technically that's not bad
>>2845191>you need a really fucking special company if you want bolts that tighten to the leftNo you dont. You just need a lathe and a tap and die set. Any machine shop can make that.
>>2844636Almost as pathetic as people who give a shit about the source of a shitty shrek meme
>>2839033I agreeIt was cringening
>>2845231>Megas XLRif you think so, watch it again before you grow up some more
>>2845191>>2846249You don't even need that. You can just buy left hand threaded hardware from any supplier. It's a common thing. Reverse threads are used on parts subjected to a left-hand torque to prevent them from loosening under normal operation. That's why bicycle pedals are reverse threaded on the left side.
>>2846300What happened? Did he actually get blasted?
>>2846289are left hand threads not standard, that's the fucking joke you retards lmfao
>>2844390Ivan is Tihomir in English, you dingus. Used Google translate, you dope. Go back leddit. Amirite guys?>implying
>>2839992>every time that webm is posted
>>2842098Pft. No, you're dumb. I'm smart.
>>2842330The new sonic movie looks pretty good.
>>2845164wait what are they for
>>2845266>what was the point of having it connect to the internet?To keep you from using off-brand packs. SeriouslyIf it can't verify the expiration date the machine won't operate, but it can only verify official Juicero packs, so...
>>2839464>some guyYou mean AvE?
>>2839891too much melody for glass
>>2843955jesus fucking christ thank god for the dubbed version.
>>2846340They block sunlight which ordinarily reacts with the chlorine in water to produce some carcinogenic chemical. They do also reduce evaporation but that's more of a side effect. Also, shade balls were originally created to keep birds out of water at airports.
>>2845164>>2846340Cuck-ing our water supply with black balls obviously.
>>2846349Wow, that's some top class jewing right there. As if the $400 price tag for this pointless bullshit wasn't bad enough.
>>2845191Yeah, no. You can order left handed thread bolts from all the major hardware companies.The company I work for keeps left handed thread bolts in stock for specific boeing jobs.
>>2844577why did I watch this
>>2845875Half this shit isn't even bad by anyone's definition.
>>2834481So fucking stupid
>>2846684Is THIS how brainwashed Amerilads truly are?
>>2846307yes and okay
>>2838348I live this one because the WOOOOOOOO at the end reminds me of one of my friends and I could totally imagine him doing this
>>2844735Takes one to know one
>>2838341Is there a longer source? I want to see what happened.
>>2845875WewThank god I don't live in burgerland
>>2845164evaporation prevention. theoretically
>>2838350work harder not smarter
>>28420940 to HERO in less than a minute hecklers hate this man.
>>2847568Ive been trying to source it forever, title is too generic "American Way of Life" and nothing I do seems to narrow it down.
>>2846684What isn't, specifically?
>>2843838i have a lot of empathy dude
>>2845191>you need to find a really fucking special company if you want bolts that tighten to the leftYou're either a retarded troll or a shitty engineering student.
>>2845875what a vile country we live in...
>>2846499It gets better. It was so overengineered that it cost more than $400 to manufacture. They sold at a loss, banking on selling the juice packs to turn a profit>>2846454Lost HARD
>>2847060you only just proved his statement with that level of comeback
>>2838341>distant sounds of not sticking the landingkills me everytime.
>>2845191Fucking tardLeft hand thread fasteners are available everywhere.Looks like that engineering degree is serving you well.You Fucking dick.
>>2846273at first thought it was fake but then noticed the doppler effect when it passed by lmao
>>2846454fuck I lost hard.
>>2846227definitely not from a plastic glass
>>2843315>>2844049I love how it makes such a good loop also
>>2843430Not a russian speaker but it sounds like he's saying "cover your cunts" or "shut your cunts"So yeah a way to say "shut up" i guess
>>2834655>I'll eat youFucking vore
>>2838333This is an abuse of doing, sproings, and swishes.
>>2839012Goddamn, he has balls of steel
>>2838345I love how he talks
>>2845191I never miss.
>>2846933>girugamesh>conehead>Andre the giantFuck
>>2842325Is this real? Was this an outtake or something?
>>2845875Fuck man, it all sounds so bad but so normal to me. I need to fucking leave one day, when I can pay my debt
>>2846300Idiot. I hope he died quickly and painlessly
>>2845875Rather have this than a bunch of dead and starving faggots/trannies
>>2846273only in Europe
>>2846300A fellow Laszlo.How rare.
>>2848851hey hey guynow there are two of us
>>2844851>>2844728where to watch this? It never aired completely in my country
>>2848917Either use duckduckgo and search "watch invader zim online" or some shit or alternatively look though this mega archive. I think the full series is in there.https://mega.nz/#!XHQxnDLQ!q9hq7A4yJabC_Fz15ctUnKjmDOBGXl240sLTI7y0-l0If it isn't let me know and I'll try to do some digging to find a link for it
>>2848920eat shit and die faggot
>>2848942The tiktok thread is thataway loser. Were here laughing at things that are funny
>>2848942fuck off, kayla
>>2848939basedthe mega zip is broken but I found it with duckduckgo both bing and gogle didn't work for me. Thanks!https://www.thewatchcartoononline.tv/anime/invader-zim
>>2848970Broken? Should work just fine. Are you not using 7zip?
>>2848362the crazy thing is they totally landed it
>>2848842>i'd rather be owned by corporations than be nice to other human beings
>>2843315>>2844049youve got to be either joking or 8 years old holy fuck thats pathetic
>>2848984pretty much what I thought since my program displayed me 9GB inside the 7z however it I tried it anyways and yes it was big. Unpacked t and used grep tolook for Invader Zim source which led to a deleted subreddit
>>2849029The 9GB file size is normal. Whoever made it just compressed the living shit out of it. The URL's in the text file lead to the deleted subreddit, yes. Ignore that list.The HTML files are what you want to use and have all the information saved about how to access the actual mega links. Just read the posts and use your noggin if you want to get other shit from what archive.
>>2849052thanks for the advice!
>>2838622I'm fucking dying imagining this guy's neighbour listening to this and trying to figure out what's going on.
Anyone have the transgender stomp vid?
>>2845875Literally more than half of this is photoshopped.
>>2845875Every country has their shitty qualities. It's easy to make it seem dystopian when you have time to cherry pick and present it in a bad light.Student debt is a meme. I paid my own way through my bachelor's and masters and make ~$70k a year now, soon to be $100k. I've never needed help or student loans. My parents have student debt, but it's literally never impacted them, because they were smart enough to get into fields that paid well.
>>2845191>im an engineering studentYea, maybe in another 12 years.
>>2849383Bong here, how much did it cost you? It was free here when I was a kid.
>>2845875All of this is jewish shit that actually wants to destroy the free market
>>2849430~$40k for bacholers and masters. Your education isn't free, they just tax you for it. Either way your still paying.
>>2849430I also got about another $20k in grants. So total it was around $60k, but I only paid ~$40k.
>>2844053Is that some Gay Niggers From Outta Space?
>>2848847yurop doesnt drive fat american cars
>>2838338Well it should be a gun shop cuz i got a gun
>>2834655>>2843327>>2845353She was cleaning, but it's better to let the imagination run wild.
>>2844037son of flynn
>>2849762>Weebs think this is funny. Go post chinese cartoons somewhere else faggot.
>>2842094you can hear her apologizing before he said it too
>>2849603>Your education isn't free, they just tax you for it.Nothing is free, it just gets rolled into the prices of other things.
>>2848790yeah and yeah for teh lulz
>>2846451is this 3 or 4
>>2846450this happened to me once but in reverse
>>2846233this is how you die kids
>>2847562no they're for keeping a chemcial from forming under the suns uv rays, some kind of bromite
>>2839033That video couldn't have compared to the cringe of one of its responders
>>2845231You should read Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, it's the comic the guy wrote before Invader Zim. I was told he has legit schizophrenia
>>2848825And go where you retarded fucking retard. Literally don't know how good you fucking have it here
>>2849762>being betrayed by best girl"No"
>>2847834>>2846823I take it you enlightened Europeans aren't allowed to deny the holocaust in public in your enlightened countries
>>2849383>Student debt is a memeThis, grants and scholarships grow on trees here (seven people I knew at my podunk high school got full rides, four of which weren't even top 10 in the class) and college is cheap if you don't go to overrated universities. The only reasons people have more than $10k in student loan debt by the end of their degrees are 1.) They fell for the "everyone has to go to college" meme when they made straight C's their whole life and don't qualify for shit2.) They go for some Ivy League ripoff school with $100k yearly tuition despite being poor as shit and prestigious colleges being wildly overrated3.) They decided that they had to live the high life and party it up all the time without budgeting through college despite not working and taking a massive loan that they didn't needThe cherry on top is that these people never do any research into their degrees and then wonder why it will take them 40 years to pay off their debt when they have a degree in underwater basket weaving. /rant please like and subscribe
>>2849866just cause 3
>>2849485>everything I don't like is jewish
>>2843131>16 in the chamber
>>2850090Do any .22's hold that many? I have one that holds 10.
>>2849831uh buddythis is an anime website
>>2850114Just cause moots a zipper head, doesn't make this an anime sight. Fuck back off to your containment board.
>>2850126Who's moot? Is he like some kind of e-celeb?Look Mr. Reddit why don't you just go back where you came from? You obviously don't belong here lol
>>2850114Pretty funny for weeb shit
>>2842501>communist brother tells off capitalist pigs
>>2850126You sound like a raging faggot.
>>2843288So when does it continue?
>>2850126yeah, its now owned by a real jap, I bet that just makes you seethe lmao
>>2845381No, no, I meant what's the point of left-handed thread on the screws?
>>2850125he's from /k/ you won't understand
>>2842094destroyed that man's whole career with one word
>>2842098We're not though, this product was a massive failure because no one felt this product was needed any anyone who did buy it lambasted it for being an absolute over priced piece of shit.
>>2849831>>2850126What a fag. Do you really not know where you are?
>>2849603>Your education isn't free, they just tax you for it.You're kidding yourself if you think the payment mpdel doesn't make a difference. It's just like with healthcare, you americans spend much more than everyone else to achieve average results.
>>2850104>Do any .22's hold that many? I have one that holds 10.You're either a complete retard or a troll. Unsure. You can only have one round in a chamber. You're thinking magazine. And the answer is yes, there are many 25 round magazines for .22 rifles.
>>2851119its funny because its animal abuse and you're a sociopath
>>2849706Yeah it doesnt look like Europe
>>2848876Is it a trap or a she?
>>2850588WTF SPOILER ALERT
>>2839554I think these old oscilloscope screens use lasers or something, this is probably slowed down to show it writing to the screen
>>2851377No, that's real-time. Believe it or not, computers didn't always have enough processing power to draw graphics instantaneously. Zoomer.
>>2851377They use an electron beam deflected by an electromagnetic yoke, and the image left behind is a specific phosphor.Tektronix had phosphors that could glow for 30 minutes.Additionally, as this is a Tektronix display demo, the emissivity of the beam is cranked up to max, and they may even be doing double passes to increase brightness
>>2849951It's pretty absurd to pretend that America is the best country ever by absolutely every metric.Financially you're better off in Canada or Australia if it's a debt or health issue. Even NZ.There's positives and negatives.The US is a fucking garbage fire for debts, education, crime control, imprisonment and public health compared to many other first world countries and you don't have a single legitimate study backing up otherwise.Also it's a childish fallacy to say "You can't complain about it being bad because someone, somewhere has it worse". The fuck kind of logic is it to imply something is above critisism purely because something is fucking up worse than it.
>>2842338Summer of uhhh 2006 i believe, and i think this was from xplay, same summer they did the xplay musical. It was during a big game drought and they didn't have anything else to do with their budget. it was a good summer.
>>2850126>being this retarded
>>2839554that's aesthetic as fuck
>>2852601Found it.Joanna Remix 2018 (DJ Zym Remix)-Allexinno Starchild:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq0qYkD3mCY
>>2850417probably just to drive up build costs to justify expenditures to investors
>>2851119Stoked for the new Gex game.
>>2851119CANT WAKE UP
>>2852418>Watching G4 after they destroyed TechTVi hate people like you
>>2834457Its a rat, why the fuck are you trying to kill it with that?
>>2839027It happens thanks to how browsers handle websites.You can experience it in 4chan too.
>>2846340Blocking UV light so your water doesn't turn poisonous once treated.Also to scare birds.
>>2848521yeah man you can't fake doppler..
>>2843955Based and luffypilled
>>2850887wrong, the average result is dragged down by the legions of subhumans that are in the country (more than the entire population of your country). The best of the best is still here but we are supporting some of the worst. We are just on the cutting edge of the collapse of the European civilizations.
>>2849872Did you meet Sarah Jessica Parker?
>>2854393>The best of the best is still here but we are supporting some of the worst.This is why everybody laugh at americans: their "temporarily embarrassed millionaries" mindset. The best of the best is a minuscule percemntage of all americans, it certainly doesn't include you (don't even bother denying it, you're posting on 4chan) and likely nobody you know either. Why are you ok with a system where the vast majority of people (you included) get shafted? You know what you get when your country has highly educated elites and barely educated plebs? The third world.The average results are what makes a country. And your average results (even when only looking at middle class whites) are only in line with the rest of the first world (at best), while spending unconscionably more. Plus the niggers are there, and you can't ignore them. Either you remove them or you accept the consequences of having them. You can't just say "we're good if you ignore where we're bad", that's just stupid.Not to mention that "the best of the best" of american education is largely staffed by foreign nationals anyway, so it's not that big of a positive either and doesn't speak well of your capacity to develop your talent. You're to be commended for you capacity to attract brainpower, in any case.
>>2844053Man, the Part 8 live action looks great
>>2838542i miss ISIS
>>2851564Abby is my perfect wife. I'll slam my dick down her throat so hard while she does the little suction cupping but on my balls and cream her retarded pussy so it spits out some malformed blobs for me to eat
>>2855415Very not funny.
>>2855417I'm not trying to be funny you gay homo. Tell me you wouldn't want to lick her definitely hairy nipples and butthole. I bet she has a few growths on her feet too
>>2855418I'm assuming you're almost as retarded as she is
>>2855420>420DUDE WEED LMAO
>>2851564i'll be glad when we can detect these kinds of mistakes in the womb; the abortion rate will naturally uptick like it did for downs
>>2846300Rest well panman
>>2850114Imagine all it taking for you to enjoy something or think it's funny is for it to be anime. It must be really convenient and simple to have it be so easy to know you'll like something.
>>2851564At least they're happy
>>2846684found the american
>>2849706>>2851237The Band is called Europe you imbeciles