Once a year I come here and start a cat thread.
>>2830410use the catalog>>>>>2811175
>>2836643I oppose animal abuse, of course, but I think that a healthy relation with an animal of a different species implies a mutual respect. I would've kick that cat in the head so he knows attacking me is not a good idea.see>>2836624
>>2830410There is already a cat thread, you cunt:>>>2811175
>>2836643>Scares the shit out of the cat for no reason>Gets scratches the hell upServes her right
>>2836660nah man, the fucking cat is living in her house.You either put up with your human and get fed or get the fuck out. This cat is just an asshole.
>>2830419>Fluffy, try and remember some of the basics of CQC.
>>2836662>t. someone who never owned a catPro-tip, Jimbo: cats absolutely HATE surprises, sudden movement and being scared. They instantly go into defense mode. That's more or less how the whole "cucumber meme" came to life, because bunch of idiots realised that "Oh sheit nigga, cat gets spooked by some object put next to it while it's not looking! Check this shit out!", without really understanding why it happens.So it takes to be a moron to do what she did (as if it wasn't evident from hiding inside a suitcase and covering yourself with a blanket alone), assuming she lives with those cats and even more stupid if those aren't her cats.tl;dr stupid thot got what she deserved
>>2836680Yeah. Cats are still in many ways pretty wild, and still, despite being hunters, a prey animal, so they don't take kindly to being spooped. Dogs may get a start and recover quickly, but cats will think they're in danger and react accordingly
>>2836680>lets a species that evolved precisely to take advantage of humans fisically abuse himCats will be cats, but if you are not raising yours to love and respect you, you're a bad owner.
>>2836684They aren't anywhere near as moldable as a dog and do not respond well, that is to say at all, to negative reinforcement. Stop looking at cats as if they are a dog. In fact, don't look at any animal outside of a dog like a dog. You will fail and stress them/yourself out at the very least and end up getting fucking killed at the very worst.
>>2836690never even thought about dogs, dawg. There are some species you can't tame, sure, but you can establish common points and behaviors with about any mammal and they won't fuck you up over whimsical things.
>>2836662Let me get this straight: because the owner is the moron, the cat should fuck off?I wonder what would you do when a stranger showed up inside your house out of fucking nowhere. I guess you would invite them for a cup of tea>inb4 not a strangerFor a cat, anyone showing up out of the blue is a stranger. It's a fucking animal, it works on instincts. If you don't understand that, you shouldn't have one. Which, as already pointed out by the other anon, is already true for you.
>>2836684>but if you scare them, you're a bad owner.ftfyIt's like you really don't understand the basic behaviour of a cat and trying to reinvent wheel here, blaming the animal for stupid action of the owner.Do you harrass a big, fighting dog for shit and giggles, because it should understand it's a game and shouldn't rip your fucking head off when feeling endangered and pissed? If not, then why the fuck you are surprised a cat reacts on instincts and starts to defend itself against what it considers a danger?
>>2836696That's not whimsical, though. To a human maybe, but to an animal that suitcase spewed forth a predator and hiding wasn't an option.
>>2836659>>2830591That's a cat gif thread, retards.
>>2836643i have absolutely no sympathy for someone who brings cats into their home, and doesn't have the basic knowledge of how to deal with them being aggressive by simply grabbing them by the scruff of the neck and calming them down"ooooh, i'm bleeding" -- yeah, so what, you have a cat, you gonna get scratches, that's all part of the joy of the wee monsterslike seriously, any cat owner in here doesn't expect the odd cut once a week or so?
>>2836758Wait... weren't cat supposed to be unable to taste sweet things?
>>2836773cats are weird -- if they wanna taste sweet things, they will just do it anyways
so i just dumped some assorted gifs -- i have a bunch more on an old drive but i'm very lazy so i'll look out my small collection of webms nao
>>2836643Imagine getting wrecked by a cat lmao.
>>2836643>"Ok you're beleeding ok..."Fucking kek he's probably so tired of that bitches shit. Something tells me this isn't the first retarded thing she's done. What the fuck did she think was gonna happen?
>>2836741Wow we got a tough guy here truly epic
>>2836643I would cut off my cats tail if he would pull this shit on me.
>>2836991>I would maim my pet for my own stupiditykys
>>2836951Not him, but since when accepting the fact you gonna get scratched, even by accident, makes you a "tough guy"?
>>2837046Thinking you can just grab an animal by the neck like a tough guy isn't realistic. Guy clearly hasn't fucked with many animals.
>>2837063But you can do that with a cat. And it's humiliating for the cat on instinct level, so it reacts toward it.
>>2837063>Guy clearly hasn't fucked with many animals.>Says anon who doesn't even know ho to deal with a house catExcuse me, but who is the tough guy here? Because I'm getting confusing message
>>2837065Autism. Shut the fuck up you have no idea what you're talking about. Thinking you can grab a cat that is trying to fuck you up is going to fuck you up. Animals much less capable than a cat will fuck you up. Even if you've done it to multiple cats doesn't mean that it works in all scenarios or even the same cat again. But please get your face bit off by an animal because you imagine yourself as the hero in scenarios.
>>2837070Not surprising, with your mental disability
>>2837072>>2837077>t. Internet Tough Guypottery
>>2837072>Even if you've done it to multiple cats doesn't mean that it works in all scenarios or even the same cat again.Grabbing an adult cat by it's scruff is literally standard procedure of dealing with it, you stupid fuck. It works on all cats. It shouldn't be done, since the cat weights much more than a kitten, but still retains its effect. Namely - the cat calms the fuck down. And the original anon clearly stated, you dumb cunt, that you are going to get scratched anywayIt's like you are stupid on purpose, forgetting that ironic shitposting is still shitposting and there is no difference between acting and being stupid.
>>2837092>>2837095You'll never escape your delusion
>>2836658>I would've kick that cat in the head so he knows attacking me is not a good idea.My cat actually attacks me sometimes, mostly the legs though. Best solution is to assert dominance and loudly shout NO while pointing and snarl back if you have to. I sometimes would pick him up and toss him a few feet to show him who was in charge. If you have to, slap him a bit but don't hurt him. Honestly I think my cat's a bit retarded or brain damaged so I feel like whacking him if he attacks me will just make it worse and eventually he'll go full retard and kill me in my sleep lol.
>>2836684Cats are semi-domesticated animals. You understand and respect that when you get one. t.catowner with 2 cats
>>2830421this has never been funny
>>2837063Bro you're retarded I have a cat and I grab him all the time if he's acting up. They do wriggle out of my grasp a lot but that doesn't mean I can't deal with them and discipline them if they attack me without having to hurt them like a faggy little child.>>2837072The only thing that will fuck you up is the toxoplasmosis.
>>2837256>My cat is all catsBrah I have a cat and it killed me deader than hell just for eyeing it wrong
>>2837072imagine being so much of a boi of the soi that you cant just hold a small animal let alone a fucking cat down by force aloneyeah you might end up killing it but the fucker brought it on itself
>>2838001>You're goin' into orbit you stupid cat
>>2837874Another tough guyWho knew autism had so many tough guys
>>2830416truly, a modern classic
>>2838001The best part of it is how the cats don't give a single fuck, meaning plenty of robot interaction in the past
>>2838618>cats don't give a single fuck>cats were cautious of it
>>2836741what the fuck no I only get scratched if I forget to cut his nails and I play with him since he plays roughHe KNOWS who's boss because I discipline him
>>2836643All these people blaming beer for being a dumb owner. Seems like they only watched the video once. If they even finished it. At no point was the cat surprised or scared by her. It came up to, and started attacking her. And it didn't look like it was gonna stop in the minute of video, and her backing away from it the whole time. Y'all can say they're bad owners all you want, but that is some abnormal behavior for a cat.
>>2836662you're an imbecile
>>2841331Did you even watch the entire .webm? That cat was extremely hostile and aggressive, most cats don't just attack someone out of the blue. Yeah she was getting into a suitcase but she didn't suddenly jump out or do anything to scare the cat. It literally just walked up to her and decided it was gonna fuck her day up for a minute straight.
>>2837243iirc cats get sexually excited when you slap them, throwing them a few feet or spraying them with water works best
>>2836643>>2836660>>2836741>>2836833>>2836900>>2841153I used to have this friend of mine who had a handful of animals. She had this one cat that was clinically insane. I thought that they didn't handle her right or were petting her wrong. I was probably the 15th person to say "Oh, look. She's not crazy! She just-" I get attacked VICIOUSLY.I have had like 8 cats in my life. That cat was the god damned devil. Started grinding my fore arm. As this is happening I look at my friend (who is a fucking cunt) and I expect her to do something.No. She didn't. She just walked away.I took this chance to slap the fuck out of the cat across the room.The cat landed, got even more pissed off and jumped on the furniture to lunge at me again.I was surprised, but I launched it against the wall.It tried again.Launched it against a table and then went on the offensive until the cat cowered out of the house.Some cats are fucking insane and you have to let them know that you are not to be fucked with. The woman in the video was a total fucking pussy.
>>2839399I guess you never in your life saw cats reacting to something new and unexpected. Like, say, spider robot toy that makes loud voices and has vocalisation.
>>2841153>Chick acts like a fucking idiot>No, it's cats fault
>>2841338>most cats don't just attack someone out of the blueThing is, it's not attacking her out of the blue. It has a very solid reason to do so.Anon, let me put it in simple terms. I've currently back to two cats after a solo. And one of them is genuinely incapable of connecting the fact the thing under the blanket and your leg is the exact same stuff. It just can't. So it consideres your leg moving under the blanket while you sleep as a treat.And here we've got a stupid bitch that literally jumps on the cat, scares the shit out of it and is fucking surprised it went 100% instinct defense and keeps attacking.>B-but did you watch itDid you? Because she does a literal jump scare on the cat.
>>2842481>It can't connect that the thing under the sheets is you.Of course it can, but it's fun to play with and will play with it, like a tail. What type of retard cats have you dealt with in your life?
>>2842481Your cat is literally psychotic, possibly from brain parasites, and needs to be taken to a vet. "Defense mechanisms" don't persist like that after the threat is clearly identified and stops clearly being a threat.
>>2843158No, it genuinely can't. I've already did with the vet bunch of tests and the cat can't associate certain things together. Ironically, it's very good at being trained to do things on command and isn't aggressive in the slightest, unless spooked (but then it quickly calms down).And as far as retarded cats go, this is the first one, so no idea why it's like this. The vet also just gave up after few attempts to figure this out.Either way, the point of this anecdote was to point out that surprise, surprise, some cats can be spooked easier than others by seemingly normal things. And then there are all the cats being spooked by sudden movement, strangers showing up and so on and forth.Because really, which part of the webm suggest she's the owner, and not, say, just some house guest who showed up for a visit and decided to play with the cats? Pretty much all cats will react with fear toward the unknown person.
>>2842171>Cat acts like deranged beast>No, it's the owners faultAre cat apologists worse than pitbull apologists?
>>2843357It’s almost as if a pet owner has a responsibility to make sure their pet isn’t a savage beast, I wonder if you’d be saying the same thing if the animal in question wasn’t a cat, but a dog instead
>>2844045I would. Dogs that attack people get put down and I'm fine with that.
>>2844054A dog raised in the Wild I would expect to bite someone, a dog that was raised in a home with some humans and I’d expect the dog not to bite someone and would put the blame on the owners, it’s their responsibility to raise their pet correctly.
>>2836643"All I did was rip my cat's legs off and punch it in the face every day when it was growing up. why is my cat mean!?"I've never had a shitty cat in my life because I raise them properly. Everyone who has a shitty cat has a shitty cat because they raised one.This is obviously directed at the girl in the video or anyone who does this shit with their cats, not the OP.
>>2843357>Animal is intentionally scared by a person>Animals obviously defends itself on instinct>CHECK OUT THAT WILD BEAST! IT ATTACKED UNPROVOKED!People like you are the reason we need all those countless regulations against animal cruelty.
>>2845198Oh no the poor cat must have been scared out of its mind when the woman slowly emerged out of that suitcase. I mean are you for real? Cats do worse shit to each other on the regular and don't try to kill eachother as a result.That cat is unpredictable and dangerous and I don't know if it's because it was abused or because it has brain problems but either way it needs to be put down.
>>2845202>Being intentionally retardedWhy are you doing this? Are you really this lonely you have to do shit like that to at least get a sliver of attention?
>>2845210It's really funny when you are the one saying that.Here, a tip: the cat behaved in extremely predictable way. Expecting any othe result from it means the person in question doesn't even have the slightest idea about most basic cat behaviour. To put it in perspective - it's like being surprised stepping on animal will cause it to be in pain.
>>2845211You must have grown up with some really messed up cats if that's normal in your eyes.>it's like being surprised stepping on animal will cause it to be in painMan you say the dumbest shit. It would be funny if you weren't serious.
>>2836624manlets, when will they learn?
Could you all please stop feeding that faggot with (You)s? It's not that fucking hard, so just kindly stop.
>>2836643Imagine getting wrecked by a house cat, by TOUR house cat, just put the animal in his place
>>2845211>The cat behaved in an extremely predictable wayleastintelligentcommentofalltime.jpeg
Can someone put the "You Died" bit at the end of this?
>>2843870lmao got what he deserved
>>2838083>>You're goin' into orbit you stupid cat
>>2848556hah! that was actually pretty good, thanks for sharing anon
>>2848556I like how sometimes things that are intentionally made to be bad make more sense and show more production quality than things that are supposed to be good.
>>2843357yes fuck cats
>>2830411damn it thats a kool kat
>>2836643cat has issues, mainly the issue that the owners dont discipline it. i wonder if they leave the cat home for weeks. seems like a housed feral cat.
>>2848430yeptrained to attack and thats what the cat did
>>2836674it actually looks like they're fucking
>>2854801cat is showing his dominance and the guy just laughing, like an idiot.
>>2857881You don't get cats.
>>2857881>Cat lying on your shoulders>DominanceSides: on their way to Mars
>>2854795My cat loves bendy straws too.
>>2836643When I was a kid we used to visit one of my dad's friends who was out on a farm. They had the most vicious motherfucker of a cat I have ever met - and I've had cats my whole life, and have two now.This cat's name was MacDuff (after the MacBeth character who kills MacBeth). It used to wait in the rafters of this dude's house and jump onto people's heads. attacking, from above. No shit, he had to put it away when company came over, and it would prowl around in the closet like, "just you WAIT motherfucker." It absolutely did not give a fuck about anything except violence. that was the only language it understood. It apparently could be counted on not to attack immediate family members, so they let it in, but anyone who came over who was unfamiliar at all was dead meat as far as this thing was concerned.
>>2843870one time a cat viciously attacked me as a kid at the park. i was scared and slammed it against the slide as hard as i could, and it died instantly. i've felt bad for 20 years now.
>>2858053>>2858189t. lets there cats shit wherever they want
>>2836643what processes women to stay with men like that
>>2861337>seriously not getting catsIt's the equivalent of dog lying belly-up, you moron.
cats are evil to dogs
you need more proof
they are of the devil
what is this sh_t
and paid for his act with his life
cats are like clowns
Cats are not the boss but they act like the boss
why why why cat owners why do you let go without recourse
what the hell
>>2861073Children do things out of fear anon, you defended yourself against what was probably a mean feral. No guilt.
>>2836643whenever my cat tried to pull this shit on me, id pick him up by the scruff of the neck and throw him to the couch across the room or kick him lightly and he just stopped and now he respects me
>>2865451>Keeps growling for no fucking reason>Gets bitch-slaped over thatJustice
>>2848166>not posting the version with the Airwolf intro musicThe fuck is wrong with you?
>>2836758That cat later developed diabeedus.
>>2841341So that's why my cat is wearing a ball gag when he pisses on the carpet.
>>2854556>>2854557I bet that distortion really fucks with the cat lol
>>2870155>being this ignorant of audio effectsit's called delay, not distortion>>2854798sauce on song?>>2854801the SFW version of the girl playing with herself when her cat sits on her stomach
>>2836658you oppose because you are a fucking faggot who believes that his existence was a mistake, go hunting, idiot
>>2865478way better with sound
>>2870340>the SFW version of the girl playing with herself when her cat sits on her stomachNah, there's better candidates.
>>2840953>cuts his cats "nails"
>>2871163yeah but is it really SFW if I wanna fap to it?
>>2872797... and all I can think about is "So much wasted food just to make a silly video"
>>2836643Wonder why she didn't throw the towel onto the cat and hold it down
>>2873106All I think is that the cat's gonna die coz of the chocolate on that caek
>>2873628Because she's a fucking idiot, that's why
>>2875685It didn't eat anything, but still made a mess. And it's pretty obvious the owner baited the cat to do said mess, solely to film that. Which is double disgusting, because we have wasted food and risk of the cat eating the chocolate
>>2875685the cat was committing suicide by cake.
>>2875700Thats how I want to go
>>2837248> its bad because it got popular the post
>>2837063Her blanket handling skills and cowardice is why she fails so hard as a cat owner.
>>2842126I heard a rumor there are cats in a distant land as big as people
>>2848292Damn, she thicc
>>2836789Hey Rabbi, whatcha doing?
>>2830421was funny the first time, then he started making more videos about it.
>>2870340see the light by ghost
>>2878593thx music anonlove that bandi should have known
>>2878955sure anon ghost is good shit
>>2879227past from the blast, man
>>2843870>the cat jumping through the window at the endHOLY SHIT
>>2872797>My ancestours are smiling at me, imperial... Can you say the same?
>>2848165anyone else feel a bit guilty for laughing so hard at this retarded...i'm sorry, 'special needs' cat?
>>2865479is this cat a Vet? That's definitely a blanket party!
>>2843324you have a disabled cat, dude
>>2870548Holy fuck it sounds like a fucking pig when it's whining.
>>2872797TOLYA BLYAT, COUSIN, IS ME BORYA
>>2882921what causes cats to go nuts for bread anyway?
>>2861073Cats are weird, durability wise. I've seen some go thru absolute hell and walk unscathed, but also, I've seen one get a soccer ball (accidentaly) kicked at it's side at a pretty mediocre speed and then when we walked up to it it was twitching and died. It's like they can take any abuse as long as it's not in a pretty specific spot.
>>2883171>It's like they can take any abuse as long as they have time to react for itftfyA cat is more likely to survive being thrown from 4th floor window unscratched than accidently falling off a coffee table
>>2878203better had he said squish the pussy...
>>2836624Proving yet again Pit Bulls will punch above their weight because their owners are too dumb to realize that's a wild fucking tiger that has been in more shit than a pit bull you've trained to bite tires.
>>2879227Lol my ex's nickname was Cat and she used to sing this shit. Always thought she made it up
>>2837063>Thinking you can just grab an animal by the neck like a tough guy isn't realisticUnless your cat weights 10kg like mine does and doesn't have a neck, you absolutely can pick up cats by the scruff of their neck and in majority of cases it will disable them.
>>2843870That's what feral cats do>>2861073Considering you were at the park and it was probably a feral, I wouldn't feel too bad about it. The difference between a feral and domesticated house cat is huge. Friends of mine adopted a feral cat that would attack people just like in this webm for no reason at all, it would stalk and attack even at night. Even got me once or twice which freaked me out because he was quite sneaky about it, but you did just have to throw him off quite far away. As he aged he lost that streak and became a cat that you could pick up and hold in your arms without any kind of retaliation, but it took him a long time to become trustful of humans.
>>2830428>Important videos playlist shitkys
>>2836624The only pitbull video that has made me smile.
>>2882316Pretty sure that's what he was trying to tell you from the get go.Friend of mine have a cat that is scared of everything, If you manage to sneak up on the cat and pet him he'll forget that he's scared, then if you stop petting it and let it go a few minutes it can suddenly just forget that the lap of the nice person that he's currently sitting on is dangerous and becomes scared again.It's literally Spontaneous PTSD - the cat.
>>2855318they are males bite the female in the neck to keep them from running and then push in
>>2861337we dont all eat our cats as soon as they "show dominance" chink boy.
>>2878612bruh, safe for work only, c'mon!
>>2890153every girl's nickname is cat
>>2830411I was waiting for the muskie the whole time
>>2861073self defense is ok anon, i know the feel. feel bad for you took a life, but not to bad, for you defended your own.
>>2830410hello again anon i missed you
>>2861073Sorry anon i had to : https://youtu.be/B3RJUMm-hd0?t=7
>>2865555checked and correct training method.
>>2870548small dogs were a huge mistake
>>2878197I still have no fucking idea what the original video was supposed to be.
>>2903403Thank you, based Tara
>>2830410hey man thats a pretty nice tradition
>>2903830All dogs are mistakes.
>>2878199What is that song? I know I've heard it and it's going to bother the shit out of me.
>>2904285goosebumps theme I believe
>>2904399THANK YOU! Holy hell, that was going to be chasing itself around my brain forever.
>>2904447oh fuck, that made me sad
>>2904452I've had this webm saved for awhile. There's just something mesmerizing about it.
>>2904452Song is called "Feel it all around" by Washed OutIn case anyone was wondering
>>2836786Sauce on music?
>>2836643Thot status: PATROLLED
>>283664316 replies and no one asks or tells why she is getting into the suitcase in the first place?
>>2905096Nobody knows yet but we've got our best and brightest scientists working on it.
>>2836643I gurante you this bitch neglects her cats.
>>2861073you're a hero anon
>>2836643The cat came in, in the exact right time, to think a demon spawned from the suitcase. A doppelganger that looks exactly like her.
>>2904874A treacherous cat belongs in the corn field.
>>2836624I love the tiger's reaction. he's unable to process how insanely dumb the pup is, like nigga is you 4 real I'll swallow you whole.
>>2843870>>2861073I have a cat I got off a farm. He was only 4 weeks old and since then has been raised totally domestically. It's been tough at times, he does attack strangers and he is pretty dominant. However he also loves to play and fetch and stuff. He's energetic and agressive and that comes with downsides. You cannot train a cat, not really. He's 3 now, and its better , but not by a ton. Maybe in another few years he will calm down, but for now he's the boss. But he doesn't attack me like this. He definitely would with a stranger though. I'm his papa, but he does bite and scratch and attack at medium intensity.
>>2860905I had an attack cat as a kid, was chill with people while we were there, but when we went on a 1 week vacation the neighbors who were watching the house had to send a distraction to the front door to get the cat's attention then sneak someone in the back to feed it, otherwise it would tear the shit out of them
>>2836643literal retard cant control her animal and whines about a little nick from her cat. I playfight with my cat all the time and it fuckin KNOWS not to break the skin with its teeth.
>>2908257>Cat>Having any allegiance>EverNigga...
>>2908545>You cannot train a cat, not reallyThe term you are looking for is "conditioning". Conditioning cats with food and repeative sound cues does wonders, to the point where dumbasses will say you've "trained" your cat
>>2837243Cats sometimes attack the legs just out of playfulness
>>2904874Serves her right. That cat wants her to stop acting like a nigroe.
>>2842126good post, but this isn't the ylyl thread