>>2814830so. i've never been anywhere that has tubes/subways/underground trains etc. how long could one (a ride) theoretically last?
>>2814828God I want them to kick sand at me
>>2814812God, I wish I had a gf taller than me
>>2814834Roastie treated accordingly
>>2814830That guy is cool
>>2814830nice guy, being so based and shit.
>>2814834he probably know that they wanted to prank him and he was hurt too often to keep giving a fuck.
>>2814811>>2814812>>2814816>>2814821>>2814827>>2814828>>2814830I know wsg is a childrens contamination board (see tik tok), but even i used to be able to convert videos and keep the audio, and im an idiot. Fucking zoomers mate.
>>2815178Arent those just nerds youre posting? None of them showed misogynistic behaviour. If you meant incel by definition then youre in the right. The more popular meaning of incel is mysoginistic ugly man.
>>2814926There are usually a few "lines" in big cities, lines can be loops or point-to-point.Most line will complete all their stops in an hour. You could however just sit on the train all day and keep going around.
>>2814811>virgin stand up to pose for video>CHAD GREEN SHIRT NOT STOPPING THE GAME
>>2815248imagine spending 20+ hours into this lmao
>>2815327imagine not spending 20+ hours on this.
>>2815247Green shirt isn't playing, he's going through someones binder probably for a trade or something.
>>2814816Least he had the balls to actually try something. Sure, it didn't work, but kudos. Kudos.
>>2815516>giving the girl who gets all the attention even more attentionthat's how you create thots and meanwhile create bitter feminists
>>2815526>>giving the girl who gets all the attention even more attentionSeriously, this.Simps desperately throwing themselves at girls is why we have such an insanely retarded and imbalanced dating world now. Ugly/obese girls think they're hot, marginally attractive girls think they deserve a 6'2 9/10 CEO, and actually attractive girls think they're gods (ie they are completely ruined psychologically).Women are not the source of their behavior. The way they act is a symptom of how they're treated by men, which for 90% of men, means treating them like untouchable queens to be worshipped.There was a feminist in the early/mid 2000s who said something to the effect of "we need to kill 80% of the male population". Feminists are retarded and batshit insane typically, but in this case... that lady was right. Absolutely spot on.
>>2814811damn, the lady from countdown got a demotion
>>28148113rd from left is that Bootleg Ryan Gosling?
>>28148114/24 are married.they have that defeated look.
>>2814812why is her dress on backwards?she trying to bring kris kross back?
>>2815356green shirt is the guy that does the registering at the entrance.
>>2815208Based (((Josh)))Look at his nose.
>>2814817that shit just makes me feel badhope that didn't set the tone for everything else
>>2814830This guy is fucking boss, are you kidding?
>>2815830>>2815526>>2815516>i totally understand how 100% of the women on this planet workat least you guys are in such a fitting thread
>>2816767pump and dump.
>>2814816She's boning Chad now, her IG gets posted often
>>2814816>girl is Grug memeWhat is wrong with her shoulder/neck/upper back? Is that a hunch back, scoliosis, or years of horrible posture.It's really weird looking its liker her neck comes out of her chestShe almost looks like grug.
>>2815830>>2815526>You are all idiots. Obviously you should not be attracted to attractive women. If you were attracted to non-attractive women, attractive women wouldn't have the attention they get for being attractive.How does it feel to point out normal everyday occurrences and feel like you have broken the fucking matrix code?
>>2814830Gamer Zone: Underground
>>2814824This hurts me to see
>>2814824I hope he's doing well
>>2814812She's a surfboard, yikes.
>>2817016still wouldn't complain too much
>>2814812I like that she's tall and all but what the fuck is up with that dress
>>2814811The one on the far left looks normal at least
>>2817010Was he was 13 at the time so I imagine he's doing fine now
>>2814825lol that guy took it pretty well desu
>>2814816The guy has a pretty cute girlfriend now though
>>2816936it's called having traps.
>>2816767This is how it's done. Fuck and kill, like Ted Bundy aka chad god
>>2814926since I'm likely the only nyc fag here, I don't know which subway line that is but it could theoretically last about 2-3 hours depending on various delays and such
>>2814926there's a "ring" around berlin, for example. you can ride around the whole inner city all night.
>>2814816>>2816940this is so sadalexa play SAD!
>>2814811-None of them checks the ass? -Not in front of the cameras obviously. Incels for sure.
>>2814825Wow what a cunt. Also I had that same foam earth ball.
>>2814827Huh, this just made me remember I asked a girl to come over to my house and play when I was a child. She said "ew no" not even over the top. Just completely matter of fact, like she wouldn't even deign to notice me. I spent the rest of the day trying to figure out what was wrong with me.
>>2815178this is board is long since dead>Just a different cycle of users
>context:his parents had to bring his ass to court to throw him out and he legit was fighting legally to be able to not move out.
>>2814821I know this DJ irl. Not sure I'd call him incel though. Bit of a nut
>>2817640have you come to a conclusion yet?
>>2816940This hurts to watch so much. I'm kinda glad I never built up the courage to attempt to 'impress' a girl. At least I never had to experience a hot chick rejecting me like that and pulling away from a cheek-kiss
>>2817640Because you were a child, if I remember correctly there was an actual war going on between boys and girls during primary school. Boys and girls fucking despise eachother until puberty hits, and the new generation is fighting to this day.
>>2819316not entirely. I think she was a bit of a stuck up kid, because she was "popular" and her parents were well off. At least that's the impression I had looking back. She was also Spanish, so maybe it was because I'm white.
>>2816786Do people think this is funny? The fuck is this?
>>2817627The bearded manlet with the glasses on the left is definetily taking a peek and so is the Spike behind her.
>>2819424Why? Homeboy got a nice friendly hug from a girl. Not every contact has to sexual or lead to something intimate. It's healthy to hug people, hug friends. Maybe if you opened up just that little bit, you'd find your anxiety about girls lightens up. You can do it OP.Besides...it's better to have your heart broken a thousand times then to have never tried at all.
>>2819527It's literally a bunch of quick cuts with no narrative or logic and random things thrown in. I love me some ol' deconstruction and lo-fi mundane humor, but that was just... nothing. There wasn't a joke or anything humorous about the whole thing and it left me feeling empty.
>>2816797old people saying fuck HAHAHHAHAH comedy
>>2816215i hope he learned a lesson about personal space
>>2817640A big part of my problem with self esteem came from the belief that things that happen to me are 100% about me. I think realising that's not the case helps a lot.
>>2815248this is fucking amazing
>>2815949it took me a minute to figure out how the fuck you could see that but now that I do it's undeniable
>>2816215>>2816215Agreed, women should be able to go outside without getting humped by entitled little assholes
>>2816940oooh that head turn
>>2819500>.it's better to have your heart broken a thousand times then to have never tried at all.doubt.jpg
>>2816761Mediocre show,, personally. Greatest fucking anime scene to this day however.
>>2814828>super high heels>standing in the highgroundThese gook bitches are probably the same height as the dude, probably not even 5'7".
>>2819554why are you laughing. it isnt funny
>>2817600Is this them grown up?
>>28214831/2 of them, yes
>>2817428nycfag here, you're never the only one. in regards to the webm, some lines will even let you stay in after you reach the final stop and turn around, so if this dude knows his trains, he could be on there for half of the day
>>2815248>pjojoany source on this please ?
>>2814926The subways I've used (Toronto, some of Seoul) go back and forth on a line. They'll sit at each end for several minutes, but no one's going to come in and kick you off at the end of the line or anything, so he could just sit there and play until it starts moving again.Of course, this assumes he's homeless and wants to spend his whole day on the train. If he's just entertaining himself on a long trip, then of course it depends on the subway system itself, but if he's going from one end of a big city to another it could easily take over an hour, maybe even two.
>>2814824What Jordi video is this from?
>>2814821This shit is fucking hilarious.
>>2816940That's just sad to watch. That poor kid's heart is gonna break like cheap Chinese porcelain in a few weeks.
>>2816767ah the old skeet and yeet
>>2814834what was this
>>2821058It's like building a muscle. When one first starts lifting, pain follows after. Soon the pain becomes a dull ache, and one learns ways to mitigate this lesser pain through proper diet and stretching. Eventually there is almost no pain and you have turned yourself into a magnificent being
>>2823276Not really because emotional pain doesn't work the same as DOMS you get from lifting
>>2814821These are bronies at a con quite some time ago.I will be the first to let you know that this whole event was pure fucking fun.
>>2821058From personal experience....yes it actually is. (original poster here).I've had my heart absolutely destroyed. And now it's a memory. I'm also stronger because of it, a little more resilient. It totally sucked but I'm happy I survived.
>>2814827>>2814824Looks like the same guy.
>>2814830how does he power it?
>>2815248If he made this that's awesome.>>2815327Imagine not having a creative hobby.
>>2816786lmao random anime clips
>>2815248grey shirt dude is unironically handsome.
>>2823315Don't get that reasoning at allIt's always better to avoid unpleasant experiences if the result of that avoidance is not directly harmful to you
> no narrative or logic> left me feeling emptyThat was the point. The term celibacy is ambiguously overmemed and thus senseless. Thats it. Though have to admit to be drunk. Time for a break.
>>2814830>looks sick of everything>stop giving a fuck>do what he wants, wherever he wantsbased
>>2816940they ended together btw, but the dude posted somewhere something about her pussy and she broke with him or something. He probably died virgin.
>>2814827the girl ran away because she was flustered and embarrassed, not because she wasn't into itkissless virgins do not understand this
>>2824765>flustered and embarrassednah it's just mental illness and stupidity, any sane intelligent chill girl would just laugh it off or play along with it because it's funny
>>2814821I remember this video from like 2014 holy shit.
>>2814825>still waiting for that growth spurtholy shit the beta copea simple "ok" with a smirk would have sufficed
>>2816940>>2814816This one got deleted from YouTube a while ago but I happened to save it so here's a webm. The part at the end is the best.
>>2824872Delete it again
>>2819044And then he won a lawsuit against Best Buy and he had a ton of cash.
>>2824386Lies. She ended with some QB chad. Theres only one picture on IG of them, and its something like, ""my good old friend""
>>2814825>That's ok I'm holding out for somebody with better tits
>>2814825HAHAHAthis is earth's natural order
>>2825497You got the wrong thread I think, this guy is pure Chad
>>2815327Most people do much more innocuous things with their time.
>>2824787>sane intelligent chill girlWant you to reread what you wrote once, k bud?Also, if she liked him back she wouldn't just play it off and be chill, and she also wouldn't just kiss him back if it wasn't already well known that she liked him, especially in front of people. Giggling and running away is actually the "sane" teen girl choice in that scenario.
>>2825497that there is an inmate eating his last mealno joke
>>2825815or at the very least someone that just got out
>>2825226lol really? What was the suit over and how much did he get?
>>2825815Pretty sure it's his first meal out
>>2825497that's what we call, being in burger heaven
>>2814811the guy behind her is trying his best to resist
>>2824765It doesn't look like he thought that.
>>2816767>tfw when no restraining jaws
>>2825497>incelhe's obviously an Cadillac salesman who just exceeded his monthly quota.
>>2825497heaven is a place on earth
>>2815248This doesn't belong here. This is the incels thread.
>>2825497i wish someone used me the way he uses his milkshake
>>2814828I would have stayed and let them beat me down.>>2814927Totally, bro.
>>2825497I can hear AMERICAAAA FUCK YEAH !!!!
>>2814811wtf is rachel riley doing at a MTG tournament?
>>2824872>This one got deleted from YouTubeI can see why.
>>2814830imagine having the balls to do this in fucking mta of all places where you're more likely to shanked than finding a penny
post moar female incelsand yeah I know, she got married recently so has probably been porked a time or two
>>2825497he got the "first day out" special
>>2827447dam, WAT % of taxi costumers are like this?
>>2827734>dam, WAT % of taxi costumers are like this?The percent which is woman because if a dude said all that sexist shit to a female Uber and wanted her to be his cock-sleeve, he'd never be in an Uber ever again and probably lose his job.
>>2823396What the hell is a niggawatt?!
>>2827798BLACK POWA BRUTHA
>>2827447>like Im GAY but Ill fuck a GUY RIGHT NOW im not even kidding!!>silencebased and kekpilled
>>2814811Fuck this is unsettling
>>2817640I didnt come here to feel
>>2814811What is with /pol/'s sudden obsession with Magic?
>>2827388Holy shit is this real?
>>2827388Holykek , i need the source
>>2815327You really got him hoss, now imagine spending 20+hours shitposting instead
>>2829596there's nothing /pol/ about this
>>2816797Legitimately the key to a good marriage.
>>2821499Damn Puberty did wonders for him
>>2816767It's refreshing to finally see a real rape and murder on the internet.
>>2827447I wonder if she was hot.
>>2814811If they honestly think incels are a problem then the obvious solution is to get them laid, just get a bunch of denigrated whores i.e. actresses, to let them fuck them.Boom problem solved.
>>2815248this is pure kino
>>2830621Because the solution to men who think women are objects is to let them treat women like objects.
>>2814830nothing wrong with this
>>2823003>in a few weeksThis is years old you fucking moron.
>>2830621Incels are a simptom, not a problem>>2831082sexdolls then. Problem fucking solved.
>>2816940Anyone got any info on Garret to see how he's doing? I know she's with Chad now but I don't know about him
>>2814812bitch is wearing heels. obviously, she'd still be taller but not to the effect they're trying to sell. what a cunt
>>2816936she's fit idiot. From gymnastics or something
>>2830621IS not that easy, remember often incels also believe that certain women are special (caring, virginal, cute) and those who enjoy sex or have pre-marital sex are worthless whores. It's a catch22 of their own making.
>>2814825what show is this?
>>2827382They're engaged, not married yet
>>2824872Fuck has 2013 been this long already?
>>2825497>that first real meal after 10 years of prison food and anal rape
>>2827388Holy fuck nuts. To think it only took a few years of /r9k/ memes and verified mass shootings for them to inspire a tv show episode.
>>2830621>The solution to fix a completely totaled full wreck of a car >Is to push it a little so it gets the tires rollingHello zoom zooms. I know you think this is your sekrit club, but this is an 18+ site and you aren't supposed to be here.
>>2823326Give the relatively low power draw on a small LCD and an xbox, all he would need is a 750W UPS (Which could fit in that backpack on the left easily) and it would give him power long enough for even the longest New York subway lines.
>>2827388The fucking cringe holy shit.
>>2816767so she just kills the bitches he doesnt want to fuck? and rapes the one he wants to fuck? holy shit chad and based
>>2831820when will the common populace get this game
>>2831980Nah those are the dudes looking to do the same. Saying it out loud this would make for an awesome fucking movie. It may have to be a porn. Wait who the fuck would this be for, never mind terrible idea.
>>2827388Eggman co-wrote this episode
>>2819436They were all just pretending.I didn't hate the girls. They were different but who the fuck cares. Everybody else pretended and therefore I did too but everybody secretly tried to impress his crush - even in elementary school. It's really obvious in retrospect.
>>2816786That school shooter guy really sounds like a faggot. No wonder he died with his dick dry.
>>2815248this is incredible
>>2827382Fuck I haven't seen this in years, I'm glad she's getting married.Looks like good things do happen.
>>2833090its probably some closet gayboy from their church, but hey, at least it's something
>>2829663imagine spending 20+ hours crying about a stranger
>>2817640I had my first kiss when I was 12, afterward my girlfriend said "ew" and then we both went to class. I have no Idea how I survived that moment.
>>2827388Holy fucking shit, I expected them to bungle if up but I guess enough of these memes have seeped through to reddit and then to normies.
>>2827388they leveled up
>>2833114It's not. I've seen a vid of them together. He was grabbing big handfuls of her in front of her family. Dude was thirsty.l as fuck and he didn't give a shit who knew it.
>>2833456Post the one without Ricardo would ya
>>2817016Wax her up and hit the waves, son.
>>2814830based af, looks like a nice guy to hang out with
>>2833761I wonder what it's like to fuck a disabled girlit's gotta involve some strange noises
>>2834799this is why i don't leave the basement
>>2834846> still at Grisha Jaegers basement.A true based guardian.
>>2834799>One smile can hide a thousand tears
>>2834799He's not a half bad looking dude tho he'll be fine
>>2834898You have no idea what social anxiety will do to a man :D Imagine swimming with an anchor attached to your legs.
>>2816094I got this. How old are you?
>>2814830>you will never have a fat negro friend to play vidya with
>>2830621They don't want to "solve" the problem of them not getting laid. They just want incels to die. The only solution is the final solution
>>2825497>dipping burgersI can't get over this.Eating is literal sex to this guy, though.
>>2831895> Gives an amount of watt instead of watthours.750W says nothing about size.
>>2816767Thankfully, due to their low density, their chances of dying from a very long drop are very unlikely. I mean try dropping a bucketfull of ants from a skyscraper and see if they survive.
>>2827382Seeing people with cerebral palsy always makes me sad but kinda happy too. I used to work with disabled people and the one thing that stuck out about people with CP is despite it being very debilitating it rarely effects them mentally. Makes me sad because they're usually just normal people trapped in a body they cant really control but people with CP always made me happy because they usually make the best of life with what they haveWorking with the disabled is depressing because for a lot of the people you just know they're screwed so it's nice to see them manage to be happy.
>>2814811Jesus Christ we need a world war and a draft.
>>2814811Guys don't be mean. It's pretty clear that no one in this video wants to be in the shot to begin with.
>>2814825It's funny how as humans we always want more than we deserve. But that means someone has to settle for less.
>>2831750It's an MTV dating show from about 10-15 years ago called Next.
>>2827388Wow. just wow.
>>2814811jesus christ i want a mommy gf so bad
>>2814830this dude is alpha as fuck. you're the incel
>>2833456god i dig this shirtless kids chad energy, this dont belong here
>>2830006Hot girls usually don't beg for dicks, especially from guys like that.
>>2814816he's definitely a fuckboy....have my respect
>>2819044>IncelHe has a kid
>>2832081its an epic store exclusive
>>2834744ask your father
>>2827388what the fuuuuuck
>>2827447If he did anything, she'd just cry rape once she sobers up.
>>2827410context for the webm?
>>2837622nevermind i looked at the other webms, but who is the girl?
>>2814816Quite based tbqh. At his age I was too much of a chicken to try anything.
>>2825497u ever jus get three fucking drinks
>>2814830Poor kid...between the weight, gaming on a train, and all that gear, he must be avoiding some stressful shit at home...
>>2826818that was actually "animal sauce", thousand island dressing type deal
>>2834898he's a twitch steamer now, he's currently engaged
>>2838106>turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>2834744You want weird noises, go for the deaf girls.
>>2837913or ya know, he likes vidya.
>>2817054Yeah, he only died ont the *inside*.
>>2827388>A Stacy is any woman an incel wants but can not getSo literally all women
>>2829660Law & Order SVU
>>2838106Remember when GDQ had some cute girls, then all the incels scared them away?
>>2838969gdq was always for losers
>>2819424I did it once and I regret so much, its a cringe shit you can never erase from your memory and you keep laughing at yourself from time to time, everytime you remember itDon't listen to the idiots telling you otherwiseIf a girl wants you you don't need to do anything
>>2830621Nice b8 m8, here's your complimentary (You).I'm pretty sure that the issue with incels, despite their self diagnosed woes, is a lack of genuine human connection and someone with whom they can feel intimate with. Punching an incel's V-Card doesn't seem like an actual solution to this problem.
>>2814825>4/10 girl dumping a 6/10 maybe 7/10 guyhypergamy in action everybody
What exactly is the point of these threads? Is it to feel better about your life by looking at those less fortunate. You should be finding solutions in Jesus, anon, not in laughing at others.
>>2814812she could keep that men in her pocket
>>2814830that is perhaps the most american thing I have ever seen
>>2827388I physically can't watch this
>>2823308>>looks at crowd of fedora-crowned hoodie-wearing weebsyeah man mustve been a fucking blast covering each other's hoof-shoes in semen
>>2816786>>delete the internet
>>2816784world's biggest cuck
>>2814824That kid is adorable.
>>2814817me on the right
>>2839048dude's average as fuck and the girl is at least a 7. she looks like half the brunettes back in like 2005 when this was probably filmed.
>>2816767omg this made me lol
>>2814830How does the monitor not fall over when the ride gets bumpy
>>2839345>the girl is at least a 7.the bitch has no body and has a ugly face and hairseriously
>>2839345She's max a 4.5/10
>>2817054Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser
>>2814811Reminder that if you sometimes don't know what to do with your hands in social settings, this is you.
>>2838106>All his body language is from video gamesJust sit the fuck down dude
>>2823326I know in europe sOme trains have powerpoints. Pretty sure that's not europe though
>>2839064Believing in Jesus IS laughing at others (and yourself).
>>2839345If she looks like half of brunettes in 2005 then statistically she's closer to a 5.
>>2840851>All his body language is from video gamesshould have humped the wall until he slid into another universe where he isn't an incel lmao
>>2819437But spanish are white.
>>2814825The cool-wine-aunt in the making.
>>2838373but if you turn 360 it makes mustard gas
>>2839345>the girl is at least a 7No.
>>2825497>tfw fasting Ramadanthis killed my appetitethanks i guess
>>2816767chad of the insect world
>>2814812oh god please make my gf taller than megod please
>>2825497just got out of jail
>>2827388this isn't real, is it?
>>2827382What dem hands do
>>2844022tfw speaking English and being an Arab, what a cuck
>>2814830All these replies>You're only an incel if you're white!>Niggers are so based though! You incel!top kek
>>2844022Fuck off mudslime
>>2839345lol that chick is like a 4 at best
>>2835569it's not their density, it's their volume to surface area ratio
>>2814830what drives a man to do this?
>>2825815> Sure, you can go eat burgers, just come back so we can put you to death.I don't think it works like that, frendo.
>>2829596Look around you, this is a blue board
>>2817640Boys pretend to hate girls and girls pretend to hate boys as kids. It's natural.
>>2836742The fucking filename, nerd
>>2814811got this one thats incel related
>>2814830more like a basedcel
>>2814824h-how tall is he ?