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Anything related to apple
Apple hate is also allowed
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>>2765846
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>>2765852
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>>2765846
>applel
>invented the personal computer
FUCKING KEK
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA
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Making a thread about anything related to Apple is like making a thread about anything related to dog shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUaJ8pDlxi8
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>>2767283
but dog shit isnt expensive
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>>2765846
I used to have a webm of this, but cant find it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L53gr0jL8YM
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>>2767504

It is if Apple is selling it.
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>>2767517
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>>2769006
Windows and most Linux WMs and DEs have figured this out, why hasn't Apple done so?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMTNGeLIPx4
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>>2772900
>not fapple.webm
Wasted
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>>2769554
>that insecure beta walk
cute
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>>2771055
Idk. Personally I've never had that particular issue with any OSX product I've used.
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>>2775123
ur gay lole
Just kidding, what version of Mac OS are you using? Because I've seen that issue a lot since El Capitan I think.
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>>2774688
>Steve Jobs
>Beta
KEK, I fuckin' HATE apple, everything about the company and their products, but Steve Jobs is about as alpha as it gets. He managed to sell people shit while calling it chocolate, and he was so good at it that his consumer base eats the shit, and agrees with him that it's chocolate, and not just chocolate, the best chocolate that they can get, they are so convinced that they continue to consistently buy the turds his company sells, and constantly tell everyone that they have the best chocolate money can buy, EVEN AFTER HE'S DEAD.

That's pretty fuckin alpha, regardless of what you think of the products he pushes.
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>>2769006
literally the same bullshit with chrome
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>>2765852
This pleases me. Greatly.
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Does anyone have that webm of three guys throwing around a macbook and acting like retards?
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>>2765857
why was a good song wasted on this?
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>>2781835
Macfags are like furfags, they have to make everything about them
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>>2788927
much as i deeply - deeply - dislike the guy for his business practices and sheer sadism toward employees; there's no denying the fella had some insight

much good it's doing him now, though; with an eternity to mull over a waste of the life that was gifted him
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>>2791325
At least make it a higher resolution, I fucking hate webms with unusable controls.
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>>2774591
There is something deeply satisfying about the way he smashes them.
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>>2794899
I fucking hate tik-thots
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>>2794899
>Being so rich that you can just destroy a bunch of laptops as props for a random instagram video
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>>2795854
>>2795858
>t. seething macfaggots
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>>2786564
Reminder that the macbook in this video had cum stains
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>>2765846
ITODDLERS BTFO
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>>2794899
iTODDLERS BTFO
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>>2797438
>>2797442
>gifs
>not webms with sound, which Apple's shitfari doesn't support
what a fucking waste
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>>2776976
It's really not.
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>>2769006
I have this issue all the goddamn fucking time in Windows 10 seeing as they completely removed the border you had in programs and now everything is completely white/black with a 1px line separating elements/windows. Never once had this issue on my macbook or windows 7.
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>>2802075
>macintrash
>supercomputer
Fake & gay
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>>2795858
>>2795854
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>>2797602
wtf
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>>2788976
He made a billion dollar company by himself, he might not have been the best person but he knew about the market
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>>2774591
The heck did he say?
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>>2807984
Shut the fuck up (at the beginning).
Ladies and gentlemen, Apple is a company that violates consumers rights, alright? Thanks sir (pointing finger at the camera). So yeah they violated my rights, they refused to refund me according to European consumers laws. I warned them, told them to give me my money back, they said no. What happens? This.
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>>2772548
I still find it greatly ironic that after an (at the time justified) attack ad like that with the PPC line of Macs years, after that term was popular, Apple computers were in the truest form IBM-compatible.
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>>2809332
>so many Pixar names involved
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>>2806054
>by himself
That's a huge lie and you know it.
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Did you know that the Macintrash Copeland demo shown off at Computer Chronicles was prerecorded because the actual OS was so unstable that it could destroy your data by just having your computer on idle?
https://youtu.be/SBRKzJMS6Uw
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>>2809332
Why did early 3D animators like this fucking aesthetic so much?
Early Pixar shorts and VeggieTales are the two biggest examples that come to my mind when it comes to this sorta shit.
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The Power Mac G5 was infamous for heating itself to death.
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How has no one posted this yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWxC8ezE4Dk
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>>2823248
Old but gold
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>>2819510
Because that's what you could get from hardware and software 30 years ago...
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>>2824349
I'm not talking about the low-poly animation, it's obvious that you would get that with highly limited computers.
I'm talking about the Hanna-Barbera-esque cartoon aesthetic.
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https://youtu.be/ENTy1nAugOI
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>>2766800
yes that's correct, the only reason you own a pc is because apple consumerized the market. you're welcome.
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>>2833286
bend over
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>>2833292
i still can't feel it daddy, having trouble?
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>>2765857
https://youtu.be/i4-ReZh0sQw
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>>2822220
jeff goldblum?
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>>2781835
fuck off, that ad was awesome. It filled me with nostalgia for a time and place I did not physically experience.
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>>2791325
I like this resolution, suitable for playback on my Apple ][
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>>2797602
Based
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>>2805175
I'm not one of those people who think technology has necessarily taken a turn for the worse but I kinda wish computers in general were a bit more of a niche thing than now
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>>2766800
yup. same with the only reason anyone has a console is because of nintendo. you dont have to like them, but you have to acknowledge their significance
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>>2788927
it's funny how he complains the marketing team ran the businesses when he himself, was not much better than a marketer...
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>>2774591

watching this as a french speaker is very satisfying

TA GUEULE TU TE MELES DE QUOI

everybody is too soyy to stop him its hilarious
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>>2802075
all these old ads keep calling it a "personal computer" fuck i hate them so much
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>>2816146
my favourite song of all time featured on my least favourite music player of all time
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>>2774591
>everybody is too soyy to stop him

why should someone? The more he trashes the more his sorry ass gotta pay. Stopping him would be to help him.
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>>2788927
innovators dilemma
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>>2853060
Also ironic, because he is a sales and marketing guy who never actually put through any innovations.
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>>2797442
she uses a mac
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>>2772900
the only good apple product
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>>2823586
love this one
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>>2769006
stop being a faggot and fix your parkinsons
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>>2859079
are you iButthurt?
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>>2839191
lol
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>>2824735
It's just the result of hardware and market limitations of the time. Old animations rely more on shaded models rather than textures applied to models, which is why models look so unrealistic, undetailed, and shiny. Since the market was smaller for computer animations, it wasn't as worth their time to develop better visuals, which takes an incredibly long time. What you described actually isn't an art style, it's just a sign of a low-budget animation, and low-poly was actually the thing that caught on as an art style, sort of like impressionist art caught on.
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>>2851195
Why the fuck would I put myself in harms way for the sake of a megacorp?
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>>2769006
>he didn't even expand it
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>>2765857
even back when I was a kid I knew people who bought this shit were retarded.
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>>2774591
no one stops him because they know even if he destroyed everything in the store it wouldn't even make a dent on their profits
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>>2788927
He's trying to point (((them))) out without naming them.
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>>2765857
I mean they looked nicer than the bland PC's at that time and used the superior USB port. Pretty based if you ask me.
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>>2797442
based >>>/g/poster
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>>2894180
Holy shit, I had forgotten about this for years
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>>2797442
>.gif
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>>2797717
>I have this issue all the goddamn fucking time in Windows 10
Nice LARP. You don't need to put your cursor exactly on the border in Windows 10, it will work when your cursor is near 10 pixels or so from the window.
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>>2816959
A system-wide dark theme in 96, huh?
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>>2887063
>their profits
As if anyone who works in that store gives a shit about apple's bottom line or a few thousand dollars worth of slippage
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>>2891848
one thousand dollars for a monitor stand? what else does it do?
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>>2903501
you can use it as a dildo I suppose
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Tracklist:
Kruder & Dorfmeister - Sofa Rockers (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU789_SJ6Is)
Röyksopp - Eple (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-xW8y_pbdk)
Weevil - Bytecry (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QIwqFT6yPs)
Honeycut - Exodus Honey (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7MsIbglWtU)
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>>2776918
This makes me sad. How he talks about Wozniak in third person, distancing himself. Maybe he felt jumped, I don't know. But W is a sweetheart.
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>>2788976
May Jesus have mercy on us.
But I have to say, as much as he had talents, what he's saying in this video is only natural for him, having been ousted by a "marketing guy".
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>>2906979
I didn't know Eple was related to fag os os in any way, huh.
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>>2774591
Yes. YES!
Let the rage flow through you!
HAHAHAHA
>t. use to have an ishit years ago
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>>2788927
No one is more redpilled than those redpilled on the front lines.
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>>2765846
here >>/lgbt/
I think it will suit you better
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>>2911963
>can't read "apple hate is also allowed"
>can't even link properly
You belong there, AIDS is eating your brain.
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>>2887754
no
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>>2788927
After reading 500 days at Apple (http://www.amazon.com/On-Firing-Line-Days-Apple/dp/0887309194) and Accidental Millionaire (http://www.amazon.com/Accidental-Millionaire-Steve-Apple-Computer/dp/0913729795) I've lost all complete respect for Steve Jobs. Not to say I've had any at all.
After ANYONE reads these books, I don't see how they could still admire this jackass.
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>>2922677
someone had already posted that, you retard >>2794899
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>>2922727
Wow rude
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https://youtu.be/W69ojO851fA
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>>2772548
holy hell the irony of that ad is palpable
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>>2833267
oh yeah, thanks for paving the way for social media, Reddit, 9gag, iFunny etc. I'm forever in your debt. The console market eventually would have evolved into the gaming PC market so not much credit for you there tho.
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>>2925104
holy hell was that real or a joke? I love how he just names random unrelated shit along with features, and A55 looks like ASS. And smoking, wtf? If this is real I would have bought one, I think that company still exists and makes a small board like the raspberry pi with beefed up features, if it's the same company they definitely upped there game but I think they should advertise like this again.
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>>2765846
Wasn't the Commodore PET earlier than Apple?
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>>2795874
lol
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>>2931926
They came out pretty much around the same time iirc
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>>2795858
Um... She didn't hit them very hard, a couple keys flew off that was all.
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>>2797438
>>2797442
based
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>>2833267
Uhh, Didn't Atari or Amiga come with something slightly before applel did tho?
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>>2823586
>He doesn't notice that he's making shortcuts rather than the few minutes it'd take to read a file off a CD
>He's using a dying hard drive
>He had auto-hide dock on
>He doesn't know to just click the update manager and hide it for later if it bugs you
>Literally too retarded to learn an interface that isn't windows.
This saturday night live-tier faggot would say the same things about any given Linux distro.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBdO8RLEnvU
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>>2945755
oh no
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cant watch porn on apple TV so i uploaded porn to my youtube account and set it to private now i can jerk off to porn on my shitty apple tv
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>>2852061
what's the song?
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>>2957769
Oh yes
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>>2900381
the literal beginning of the end.
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>>2880934
>that finger trying to light the screen
LOST.
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>>2883367
Kek. A shity 0,0000001$ capacitor can solve this.
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can some one make a webm of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXx4oUx8nZM
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>>2917597
redpill us on that book?
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>>2964975
Not that guy, but one is about Gil Amelio, the CEO who bought NeXT and brought Steve Jobs back into Apple. In the end, Jobs got him out of the company so he could take over Apple.
The other one I think is some sort of biography, though I haven't read it yet, so I don't know for sure.
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>>2961256
Propellerheads - Take California
The title shows up twice in the video if you pay attention.
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>>2774591
whats crazy is even after he smashed all that its still considerably less than a minor car collision.
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>>2794899
That so disgusting, there are so many men majoring in computer science and engineering working long hours just to pay for a laptop for their studies. and she just throws them to waste.

If i was dictator i might limit the right to destroy property. I would certainly create right to repair laws.
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>>2917597
he was a capable businessman but he was an insane asswad
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>>2903501
The real reason they made it so expensive is because big companies that buy that kind of shit won't notice when planning out their multi million dollar budgets. Corporations are used to buying hundreds of 10000 dollar processors on a yearly basis for their servers so whats an extra 1k for a monitor stand? A normal person won't be buying that garbage computer so might as well start gouging those who will.
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>>2946870
Is this some form of script or something?
How do I do this?
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>>2976145
It's an old exploit. It has been patched.
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>>2878997
I thought you had uploaded the same webM as >>2772548, then I saw the iPod and the Macintosh shirt
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>>2977490
Wait, I'm dumb, she does have the Mac shirt on the OG one, the only difference is the iPod.
I'm fucking retarded.
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>>2945755
That girl looks kinda cute though
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>>2794899
I wonder if she's able to write those off as a business expense
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Related due to being a gimmick product (x360)
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>>2903501
It stands.
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>>2946150
Face unlocking is dumb gimmick tech that has been introduced in Galaxy Nexus in 2011. It requires a lot more actions than placing a finger on a certain spot on the device, and you have to align the phone to a very specific angle for it to work. But still, what's shown in the video is probably a case of the phone requiring a code entry for the first unlock after turning the device on, which is legitimate.
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>>2994279
lol, I saw this one back in the day and then completely forgot about it until today
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>>2774591
replacing the broken units is easy. It's the tables that he's really smashing. They're all custom made and extremely expensive. Apple doesn't like things to look non uniform so even if they get a little scratch they have to be re sanded or replaced. Fuck that guy
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>>2808450
Thanks bruh.
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>>2852057
I find it hilarious how they now treat the idea of a Mac being a PC like a vampire treats sunlight.
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>>2769554
Joo
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>>2951205
There's a difference between being too retarded and having to put up with counterintuitive and irritating design choices.
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>>2891848
I love that low murmur of disappointment.
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>>2900381
I love how he's bragging it up like it's revolutionary, but the HP iPaq was doing all of this nearly a decade prior.
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>>3008333
lol, I had not noticed that
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>>2994279
Why the fuck did people like nanos so much?
I may not like classics bit at least I understand the appeal
Nanos are fucking irredeemable shit
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>iToddlers
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>>3020747
I bet that indian guy is the one spamming /g/ with images of satania holding a phone, in an attempt to kill the meme.
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>>2946873
The Apple II is literally a stolen IBM machine.
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>>2851195
>giving a shit about an employer too stupid to keep their overpriced toys from being damaged
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>>3003372
He's a syrian, so close enough, I guess
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>>3003182
Oh no!
Poor appl! Their expenditures for this quarter are gonna go up by 0.00001%
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>>2900381
Reinventing the phone, using 60% government patents and doing no more than Palm or Windows Mobile.
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>>2992786
Apparently it'll take a few more years to develop a message for that. Right after they finish filling a patent on it and suing Samsung.
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>>3008340
>>3029377
This, the iPhone was just the merge between PDAs and cellphones, and that idea had already been done by then.
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>>3031347
no asshole, blackberry was
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>>3031822
>and that idea had already been done by then.
Can't you read?
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>>2829701
What a little baby girl.
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>>3037573
And here we are in the modern day, where Apple creates uninspired garbage that's designed to fail and can't even dissipate heat properly.
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>>2765846
>invented the personal computer
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>>2769006
why does this audio smell like popcorn
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>>3037573
apple's products are for people who lack any creativity at all, because Apple has gone ahead and made just about every decision for the consumer beforehand.
Linux (and to a lesser extent, Windows) allow the consumer's creativity to grow as they make their machine's their own.

if you buy apple products, that's fine, you wouldn't know what to do with anything else anyway.
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>>3040535
Noah Wyle is best jobs
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>>2992786
Since the iPhone has an IR 3D scanner you don’t have to position it and it even works in the dark or if your face is partially covered. And it’s actually faster than a fingerprint sensor, you just have to look at the phone from any angle.
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>>2891596
imagine how crazy he went when he found out about the windows 10 forced updates
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>>2914685
F
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>>2972006
kek, did they put him up on the screen like that 1984 commercial
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>>2765846
I used Android for years. Decided I would try an iPhone to see. Account got hacked within days, returned it since it was within the buyer's regret period. Never again.
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>>2937510
Um... iShits are as thin as a paper, blowing on them will break them
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>>2765857
Fuck G3 iMacs
I bought 2 of these piles of shit (a ruby DV and a blueberry tray-loader) and neither one of them worked.
The DV didn't even fucking turn on beyond the LED and the tray-loader gave me the RAM beep of death even after replacing the DIMMs for mint-condition ones.
Never buy shit for "muh fake nostalgya".
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>>2765852
Mighty Bawstuhn theyaa!
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>>2991010
I remember that pile of shit crashing every 39 minutes or so.
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>>2774591
Nothing of value was lost
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>>2945755
When did we get to the point where rap was being blasted in ads? Why can't we get some nice white people music?
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>>2808450
wow he sure showed them. I'm sure they're really regretting it. Fuck these companies but what an idiot
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>>2970470
>feeling bad for comp sci/eng students
>cringe
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>>2891848
>that one person who claps twice like a fucking faggot
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>>3059063
Well, he attended an apple event so he must be a fag
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>>2970470
ohhh booohooo, if you can't afford a laptop, how can you afford to study? I mean a laptop is only the price of 1 weeks worth of groceries.
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>>2765846
Lmao so many people in this thread whining that durr apple doesn't innovate anymore. Really? Is that why it's still a trillion dollar company? Fucking morons need to go take any business course and understand it's not about innovation anymore.
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>>3056884
I was lucky if a disk didn't get corrupted after a year or two.
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>>3075597
>A literal trashcan
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>>3015514
fatty detected
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>>3077917
Enjoy your non-upgradeable piece of shit
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>>2902804
their profits as in their paychecks
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>>2937510
did you not see her shatter the fucking screen?...
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>>2766931
Posting onion videos in 2019, the absolute state of newfags
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>>3057575
It doesn't matter whether they gave a fuck about his actions but that he was seen to be performing them. In an age where Apple is basically a cult for teenagers with rich parents this guy told them to go fuck themselves in a very extreme and very public way and other people saw it.
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>>2903501
Acts as a status symbol on Instagram.
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>>2878997
ironic
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>>2769006
This video always confuses me. I've used apple products forever and never once had this problem or anything close to it
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>>3082554
What version of Mac OS are you using?
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>>3084974
baste
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>>2765852
Did they ever figure out if that's a girl or a boy? I hope its a girl cause I wanna bonk her.
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>>3086024
Clearly, Apple products are not for you.
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>>2970470
I mean in all honesty you don't need that much, I got by with a 350$ faptop lenovo. I only really ran into issues running rOS sims but that shit was too much for my tiny brain anyway.
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>>2953589
webm'd
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>>2822220
Fuck steve jobs and ibm for sabotaging the G5.
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>>2946150
Hate to be that guy, but the reason it didn't work was because the phone was powered on for the first time, which requires a passcode, pin or pattern entry instead of face or touch ID. My android does the exact same thing.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA

The Apple Wheel - The Most Intuitive Produce Ever Designed
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>>3094645
They're trying to make satire, but I could see Apple doing all of that.
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>>2765846
>>>2797451
>webms
>apple
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>>2839481
the thing about computers in the past and then the introduction of the internet was that there was a bar to entry that filtered out most people except for those that had the patience and intelligence to understand what they were dealing with. now just any idiot can get online and it really shows in social media.
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Came here expecting abbles, very sad
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>>3095004
literally the first post has fruit
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>>3094936
Oh shit, this again, almost fell from my chair during watching.
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>>3094936
lol
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>>3094936
Fuck, that one gets me every single time!
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>>3095295
>>3096969
>>3097589
what is it? I can't get it to play, and my Mac is being used by my wife's son.
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>>3094936
lmao
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>>3094936
Lost
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>>3094645
The Onion is a national treasure.
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>>3094645
its funny how these are like fucking almost 10 years old, and still on point
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXRdeZki5hc
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>>2788976
>have product that basically everybody will need in the future
>market it to the average joe who is too retarded to use a normal computer
???
PROFIT

marketing is truly the worst society has produced. it lowers everything to a common denominator to sell BS presented as gold.
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>>3110809
At least it produces some funny shit on occasion when the marketing team doesn't know what the fuck it's talking about. Remember Intel and their glue marketing?
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>>2991010
funny thing: with tablets/phones and various wireless standards, there are now zero steps.
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>>3025656
lol what?! Woz is disappointed in your bullshit
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>>3050254
I wonder if David Lynch ever was tapped for an Apple ad? His Playstation ad was something else...
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>>3094645
today: the TouchBar
tomorrow: the Wheel
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>>2765852
/r/ing the j.i. joe edit
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>>3111608
nope care to send link?
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>>3118388
https://www.dvhardware.net/article66861.html
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>>3117091
here you go fren
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>>3094645
>>3105317
amazing
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>>2774591
Light taps destroy phones...
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>>3119218
lol
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>>2769006
Mac OS X Lion doesn't have this problem :^)
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>>2774591
holy fucking
BAAAAASSEREEEEREEEEED
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>>3127031
No but it dies to fucking google chrome
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>>2797602
get em a body bag
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WTF, this thread lives again?
I thought it got archived yesterday
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>>3108840
I miss that DasBoSchitt
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>>2795858
To be very fair. i have a macbook air, a mac mini, a macbook, and the imac i'm currently using as i write this post, all of which were free or from rummage sales.

You don't have to be rich to own shit, you just have to be willing to knowingly buy literal shit to work on over a weekend.
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>>3119218
thanks



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