Anything related to appleApple hate is also allowed
>>2765846>applel>invented the personal computerFUCKING KEK
Making a thread about anything related to Apple is like making a thread about anything related to dog shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUaJ8pDlxi8
>>2767283but dog shit isnt expensive
>>2765846I used to have a webm of this, but cant find ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L53gr0jL8YM
>>2767504It is if Apple is selling it.
>>2769006Windows and most Linux WMs and DEs have figured this out, why hasn't Apple done so?
>>2769554>that insecure beta walkcute
>>2771055Idk. Personally I've never had that particular issue with any OSX product I've used.
>>2775123ur gay loleJust kidding, what version of Mac OS are you using? Because I've seen that issue a lot since El Capitan I think.
>>2774688>Steve Jobs>BetaKEK, I fuckin' HATE apple, everything about the company and their products, but Steve Jobs is about as alpha as it gets. He managed to sell people shit while calling it chocolate, and he was so good at it that his consumer base eats the shit, and agrees with him that it's chocolate, and not just chocolate, the best chocolate that they can get, they are so convinced that they continue to consistently buy the turds his company sells, and constantly tell everyone that they have the best chocolate money can buy, EVEN AFTER HE'S DEAD. That's pretty fuckin alpha, regardless of what you think of the products he pushes.
>>2769006literally the same bullshit with chrome
>>2765852This pleases me. Greatly.
Does anyone have that webm of three guys throwing around a macbook and acting like retards?
>>2765857why was a good song wasted on this?
>>2781835Macfags are like furfags, they have to make everything about them
>>2788927much as i deeply - deeply - dislike the guy for his business practices and sheer sadism toward employees; there's no denying the fella had some insight much good it's doing him now, though; with an eternity to mull over a waste of the life that was gifted him
please excuse the tiny resolution, I'm not good at optimizing webms
>>2791325At least make it a higher resolution, I fucking hate webms with unusable controls.
>>2774591There is something deeply satisfying about the way he smashes them.
>>2794899I fucking hate tik-thots
>>2794899>Being so rich that you can just destroy a bunch of laptops as props for a random instagram video
>>2795854>>2795858>t. seething macfaggots
>>2786564Reminder that the macbook in this video had cum stains
>>2797438>>2797442>gifs>not webms with sound, which Apple's shitfari doesn't supportwhat a fucking waste
>>2776976It's really not.
>>2769006I have this issue all the goddamn fucking time in Windows 10 seeing as they completely removed the border you had in programs and now everything is completely white/black with a 1px line separating elements/windows. Never once had this issue on my macbook or windows 7.
>>2802075>macintrash>supercomputerFake & gay
>>2788976He made a billion dollar company by himself, he might not have been the best person but he knew about the market
>>2774591The heck did he say?
>>2807984Shut the fuck up (at the beginning).Ladies and gentlemen, Apple is a company that violates consumers rights, alright? Thanks sir (pointing finger at the camera). So yeah they violated my rights, they refused to refund me according to European consumers laws. I warned them, told them to give me my money back, they said no. What happens? This.
>>2772548I still find it greatly ironic that after an (at the time justified) attack ad like that with the PPC line of Macs years, after that term was popular, Apple computers were in the truest form IBM-compatible.
>>2809332>so many Pixar names involved
>>2806054>by himselfThat's a huge lie and you know it.
Did you know that the Macintrash Copeland demo shown off at Computer Chronicles was prerecorded because the actual OS was so unstable that it could destroy your data by just having your computer on idle?https://youtu.be/SBRKzJMS6Uw
>>2809332Why did early 3D animators like this fucking aesthetic so much?Early Pixar shorts and VeggieTales are the two biggest examples that come to my mind when it comes to this sorta shit.
The Power Mac G5 was infamous for heating itself to death.
How has no one posted this yet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWxC8ezE4Dk
>>2823248Old but gold
>>2819510Because that's what you could get from hardware and software 30 years ago...
>>2824349I'm not talking about the low-poly animation, it's obvious that you would get that with highly limited computers.I'm talking about the Hanna-Barbera-esque cartoon aesthetic.
>>2766800yes that's correct, the only reason you own a pc is because apple consumerized the market. you're welcome.
>>2833292i still can't feel it daddy, having trouble?
>>2781835fuck off, that ad was awesome. It filled me with nostalgia for a time and place I did not physically experience.
>>2791325I like this resolution, suitable for playback on my Apple ][
>>2805175I'm not one of those people who think technology has necessarily taken a turn for the worse but I kinda wish computers in general were a bit more of a niche thing than now
>>2766800yup. same with the only reason anyone has a console is because of nintendo. you dont have to like them, but you have to acknowledge their significance
>>2788927it's funny how he complains the marketing team ran the businesses when he himself, was not much better than a marketer...
>>2774591watching this as a french speaker is very satisfyingTA GUEULE TU TE MELES DE QUOIeverybody is too soyy to stop him its hilarious
>>2802075all these old ads keep calling it a "personal computer" fuck i hate them so much
>>2816146my favourite song of all time featured on my least favourite music player of all time
>>2774591>everybody is too soyy to stop himwhy should someone? The more he trashes the more his sorry ass gotta pay. Stopping him would be to help him.
>>2853060Also ironic, because he is a sales and marketing guy who never actually put through any innovations.
>>2797442she uses a mac
>>2772900the only good apple product
>>2823586love this one
>>2769006stop being a faggot and fix your parkinsons
>>2859079are you iButthurt?
>>2824735It's just the result of hardware and market limitations of the time. Old animations rely more on shaded models rather than textures applied to models, which is why models look so unrealistic, undetailed, and shiny. Since the market was smaller for computer animations, it wasn't as worth their time to develop better visuals, which takes an incredibly long time. What you described actually isn't an art style, it's just a sign of a low-budget animation, and low-poly was actually the thing that caught on as an art style, sort of like impressionist art caught on.
>>2851195Why the fuck would I put myself in harms way for the sake of a megacorp?
>>2769006>he didn't even expand it
>>2765857even back when I was a kid I knew people who bought this shit were retarded.
>>2774591no one stops him because they know even if he destroyed everything in the store it wouldn't even make a dent on their profits
>>2788927He's trying to point (((them))) out without naming them.
>>2765857I mean they looked nicer than the bland PC's at that time and used the superior USB port. Pretty based if you ask me.
>>2894180Holy shit, I had forgotten about this for years
>>2797717>I have this issue all the goddamn fucking time in Windows 10Nice LARP. You don't need to put your cursor exactly on the border in Windows 10, it will work when your cursor is near 10 pixels or so from the window.
>>2816959A system-wide dark theme in 96, huh?
>>2887063>their profitsAs if anyone who works in that store gives a shit about apple's bottom line or a few thousand dollars worth of slippage
>>2891848one thousand dollars for a monitor stand? what else does it do?
>>2903501you can use it as a dildo I suppose
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>>2776918This makes me sad. How he talks about Wozniak in third person, distancing himself. Maybe he felt jumped, I don't know. But W is a sweetheart.
>>2788976May Jesus have mercy on us.But I have to say, as much as he had talents, what he's saying in this video is only natural for him, having been ousted by a "marketing guy".
>>2906979I didn't know Eple was related to fag os os in any way, huh.
>>2774591Yes. YES!Let the rage flow through you!HAHAHAHA>t. use to have an ishit years ago
>>2788927No one is more redpilled than those redpilled on the front lines.
>>2765846here >>/lgbt/I think it will suit you better
>>2911963>can't read "apple hate is also allowed">can't even link properlyYou belong there, AIDS is eating your brain.
>>2788927After reading 500 days at Apple (http://www.amazon.com/On-Firing-Line-Days-Apple/dp/0887309194) and Accidental Millionaire (http://www.amazon.com/Accidental-Millionaire-Steve-Apple-Computer/dp/0913729795) I've lost all complete respect for Steve Jobs. Not to say I've had any at all.After ANYONE reads these books, I don't see how they could still admire this jackass.
>>2922677someone had already posted that, you retard >>2794899
>>2772548holy hell the irony of that ad is palpable
>>2833267oh yeah, thanks for paving the way for social media, Reddit, 9gag, iFunny etc. I'm forever in your debt. The console market eventually would have evolved into the gaming PC market so not much credit for you there tho.
>>2925104holy hell was that real or a joke? I love how he just names random unrelated shit along with features, and A55 looks like ASS. And smoking, wtf? If this is real I would have bought one, I think that company still exists and makes a small board like the raspberry pi with beefed up features, if it's the same company they definitely upped there game but I think they should advertise like this again.
>>2765846Wasn't the Commodore PET earlier than Apple?
>>2931926They came out pretty much around the same time iirc
>>2795858Um... She didn't hit them very hard, a couple keys flew off that was all.
>>2833267Uhh, Didn't Atari or Amiga come with something slightly before applel did tho?
>>2823586>He doesn't notice that he's making shortcuts rather than the few minutes it'd take to read a file off a CD>He's using a dying hard drive>He had auto-hide dock on>He doesn't know to just click the update manager and hide it for later if it bugs you>Literally too retarded to learn an interface that isn't windows.This saturday night live-tier faggot would say the same things about any given Linux distro.
cant watch porn on apple TV so i uploaded porn to my youtube account and set it to private now i can jerk off to porn on my shitty apple tv
>>2852061what's the song?
>>2900381the literal beginning of the end.
>>2880934>that finger trying to light the screenLOST.
>>2883367Kek. A shity 0,0000001$ capacitor can solve this.
can some one make a webm of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXx4oUx8nZM
>>2917597redpill us on that book?
>>2964975Not that guy, but one is about Gil Amelio, the CEO who bought NeXT and brought Steve Jobs back into Apple. In the end, Jobs got him out of the company so he could take over Apple.The other one I think is some sort of biography, though I haven't read it yet, so I don't know for sure.
>>2961256Propellerheads - Take CaliforniaThe title shows up twice in the video if you pay attention.
>>2774591whats crazy is even after he smashed all that its still considerably less than a minor car collision.
>>2794899That so disgusting, there are so many men majoring in computer science and engineering working long hours just to pay for a laptop for their studies. and she just throws them to waste.If i was dictator i might limit the right to destroy property. I would certainly create right to repair laws.
>>2917597he was a capable businessman but he was an insane asswad
>>2903501The real reason they made it so expensive is because big companies that buy that kind of shit won't notice when planning out their multi million dollar budgets. Corporations are used to buying hundreds of 10000 dollar processors on a yearly basis for their servers so whats an extra 1k for a monitor stand? A normal person won't be buying that garbage computer so might as well start gouging those who will.
>>2946870Is this some form of script or something?How do I do this?
>>2976145It's an old exploit. It has been patched.
>>2878997I thought you had uploaded the same webM as >>2772548, then I saw the iPod and the Macintosh shirt
>>2977490Wait, I'm dumb, she does have the Mac shirt on the OG one, the only difference is the iPod.I'm fucking retarded.
>>2945755That girl looks kinda cute though
>>2794899I wonder if she's able to write those off as a business expense
Related due to being a gimmick product (x360)
>>2946150Face unlocking is dumb gimmick tech that has been introduced in Galaxy Nexus in 2011. It requires a lot more actions than placing a finger on a certain spot on the device, and you have to align the phone to a very specific angle for it to work. But still, what's shown in the video is probably a case of the phone requiring a code entry for the first unlock after turning the device on, which is legitimate.
>>2994279lol, I saw this one back in the day and then completely forgot about it until today
>>2774591replacing the broken units is easy. It's the tables that he's really smashing. They're all custom made and extremely expensive. Apple doesn't like things to look non uniform so even if they get a little scratch they have to be re sanded or replaced. Fuck that guy
>>2852057I find it hilarious how they now treat the idea of a Mac being a PC like a vampire treats sunlight.
>>2951205There's a difference between being too retarded and having to put up with counterintuitive and irritating design choices.
>>2891848I love that low murmur of disappointment.
>>2900381I love how he's bragging it up like it's revolutionary, but the HP iPaq was doing all of this nearly a decade prior.
>>3008333lol, I had not noticed that
>>2994279Why the fuck did people like nanos so much?I may not like classics bit at least I understand the appealNanos are fucking irredeemable shit
>>3020747I bet that indian guy is the one spamming /g/ with images of satania holding a phone, in an attempt to kill the meme.
>>2946873The Apple II is literally a stolen IBM machine.
>>2851195>giving a shit about an employer too stupid to keep their overpriced toys from being damaged
>>3003372He's a syrian, so close enough, I guess
>>3003182Oh no!Poor appl! Their expenditures for this quarter are gonna go up by 0.00001%
>>2900381Reinventing the phone, using 60% government patents and doing no more than Palm or Windows Mobile.
>>2992786Apparently it'll take a few more years to develop a message for that. Right after they finish filling a patent on it and suing Samsung.
>>3008340>>3029377This, the iPhone was just the merge between PDAs and cellphones, and that idea had already been done by then.
>>3031347no asshole, blackberry was
>>3031822>and that idea had already been done by then.Can't you read?
>>2829701What a little baby girl.
>>3037573And here we are in the modern day, where Apple creates uninspired garbage that's designed to fail and can't even dissipate heat properly.
>>2765846>invented the personal computer
>>2769006why does this audio smell like popcorn
>>3037573apple's products are for people who lack any creativity at all, because Apple has gone ahead and made just about every decision for the consumer beforehand. Linux (and to a lesser extent, Windows) allow the consumer's creativity to grow as they make their machine's their own.if you buy apple products, that's fine, you wouldn't know what to do with anything else anyway.
>>3040535Noah Wyle is best jobs
>>2992786Since the iPhone has an IR 3D scanner you don’t have to position it and it even works in the dark or if your face is partially covered. And it’s actually faster than a fingerprint sensor, you just have to look at the phone from any angle.
>>2891596imagine how crazy he went when he found out about the windows 10 forced updates
>>2972006kek, did they put him up on the screen like that 1984 commercial
>>2765846I used Android for years. Decided I would try an iPhone to see. Account got hacked within days, returned it since it was within the buyer's regret period. Never again.
>>2937510Um... iShits are as thin as a paper, blowing on them will break them
>>2765857Fuck G3 iMacsI bought 2 of these piles of shit (a ruby DV and a blueberry tray-loader) and neither one of them worked.The DV didn't even fucking turn on beyond the LED and the tray-loader gave me the RAM beep of death even after replacing the DIMMs for mint-condition ones.Never buy shit for "muh fake nostalgya".
>>2765852Mighty Bawstuhn theyaa!
>>2991010I remember that pile of shit crashing every 39 minutes or so.
>>2774591Nothing of value was lost
>>2945755When did we get to the point where rap was being blasted in ads? Why can't we get some nice white people music?
>>2808450wow he sure showed them. I'm sure they're really regretting it. Fuck these companies but what an idiot
>>2970470>feeling bad for comp sci/eng students>cringe
>>2891848>that one person who claps twice like a fucking faggot
>>3059063Well, he attended an apple event so he must be a fag
>>2970470ohhh booohooo, if you can't afford a laptop, how can you afford to study? I mean a laptop is only the price of 1 weeks worth of groceries.
>>2765846Lmao so many people in this thread whining that durr apple doesn't innovate anymore. Really? Is that why it's still a trillion dollar company? Fucking morons need to go take any business course and understand it's not about innovation anymore.
>>3056884I was lucky if a disk didn't get corrupted after a year or two.
>>3075597>A literal trashcan
>>3077917Enjoy your non-upgradeable piece of shit
>>2902804their profits as in their paychecks
>>2937510did you not see her shatter the fucking screen?...
>>2766931Posting onion videos in 2019, the absolute state of newfags
>>3057575It doesn't matter whether they gave a fuck about his actions but that he was seen to be performing them. In an age where Apple is basically a cult for teenagers with rich parents this guy told them to go fuck themselves in a very extreme and very public way and other people saw it.
>>2903501Acts as a status symbol on Instagram.
>>2769006This video always confuses me. I've used apple products forever and never once had this problem or anything close to it
>>3082554What version of Mac OS are you using?
>>2765852Did they ever figure out if that's a girl or a boy? I hope its a girl cause I wanna bonk her.
>>3086024Clearly, Apple products are not for you.
>>2970470I mean in all honesty you don't need that much, I got by with a 350$ faptop lenovo. I only really ran into issues running rOS sims but that shit was too much for my tiny brain anyway.
>>2822220Fuck steve jobs and ibm for sabotaging the G5.
>>2946150Hate to be that guy, but the reason it didn't work was because the phone was powered on for the first time, which requires a passcode, pin or pattern entry instead of face or touch ID. My android does the exact same thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcAThe Apple Wheel - The Most Intuitive Produce Ever Designed
>>3094645They're trying to make satire, but I could see Apple doing all of that.
>>2839481the thing about computers in the past and then the introduction of the internet was that there was a bar to entry that filtered out most people except for those that had the patience and intelligence to understand what they were dealing with. now just any idiot can get online and it really shows in social media.
Came here expecting abbles, very sad
>>3095004literally the first post has fruit
>>3094936Oh shit, this again, almost fell from my chair during watching.
>>3094936Fuck, that one gets me every single time!
>>3095295>>3096969>>3097589what is it? I can't get it to play, and my Mac is being used by my wife's son.
>>3094645The Onion is a national treasure.
>>3094645its funny how these are like fucking almost 10 years old, and still on point
>>2788976>have product that basically everybody will need in the future>market it to the average joe who is too retarded to use a normal computer??? PROFITmarketing is truly the worst society has produced. it lowers everything to a common denominator to sell BS presented as gold.
>>3110809At least it produces some funny shit on occasion when the marketing team doesn't know what the fuck it's talking about. Remember Intel and their glue marketing?
>>2991010 funny thing: with tablets/phones and various wireless standards, there are now zero steps.
>>3025656lol what?! Woz is disappointed in your bullshit
>>3050254I wonder if David Lynch ever was tapped for an Apple ad? His Playstation ad was something else...
>>3094645today: the TouchBartomorrow: the Wheel
>>2765852/r/ing the j.i. joe edit
>>3111608nope care to send link?
>>3117091here you go fren
>>2774591Light taps destroy phones...
>>2769006Mac OS X Lion doesn't have this problem :^)
>>2774591holy fucking BAAAAASSEREEEEREEEEED
>>3127031No but it dies to fucking google chrome
>>2797602get em a body bag
WTF, this thread lives again?I thought it got archived yesterday
>>3108840I miss that DasBoSchitt
>>2795858To be very fair. i have a macbook air, a mac mini, a macbook, and the imac i'm currently using as i write this post, all of which were free or from rummage sales.You don't have to be rich to own shit, you just have to be willing to knowingly buy literal shit to work on over a weekend.