>>2693408What kind of fucking retard are you?thread already exists:>>2567657
>>2693513It can't be bumped newfriend.
>>2693517>newfagyeah, sure...Are you some fucking tiktokfag who can't stand the thought that his thread might not be at the top? Go fuck yourself, man. You know shitall about this board.
>>2693538We start new threads for threads that can't be bumped and we did it long before the tiktok/musical.ly threads started popping up.
>>2693550If by "we" you mean "retards" – yes, you're actually right!
>>2693448he's trying to bury it
>>2695275Damn look at how comfy that cat looks. Fuck I need a cat.
>>2695283No "we" are notIts Blacks and Asians killing and destroying endangered species. They are clearly not like Whites.
>>2695278wows that really crazy, i wonder if they also know what those numbers means or if they are just memorizing them as symbols in an order. That is, do chimps know that 7 is greater than 4 and could they associate the 7 with a group of objects totalling 7. in any case very cool.
>>2697493>just memorizing them as symbolsthis
>>2697493Even if it's just pattern memorization, it's kind of amazing how quick he can do that shit, he's better than some humans I know
>>2693550look at this angry little boy >>2693557
>>2697493>>2695278>>2697561>>2698315What's actually happening here is an experiment that illustrates that language has a decelerating effect on our image recognition -- basically they are following a series of shapes, whereas if you or I tried to do the experiment, our brains would reflexively try to associate names (one, two, three, etc) with the respective numbers and that it can functionally slow down our ability to process quickly. This effect however is circumstantial, it's not that that chimp is any more cognitively equipped than we are, it's just bypassing a mechanism that we use to interpret the world, that being language, which is a high bandwidth process.
>>2699899Oh, and also, it's not inherently obvious that all chimps can do what this one is, this experiment is set up in an enclosure in which food is available one of two ways: through traditional foraging OR via that particular test. The chimps that possess the cognitive ability to acquire food via that test will do so increasingly, meaning that their ability to perform and pass the test also increases, while other chimps (the niggers) are incapable of passing the baseline tests efficiently enough to reliably acquire food.
>>2693424>inb4 the dog isn't beating the drum.
>>2693410Great file name.
>>2698367>>2697788She's bawnsai on twitch. Her name is Jenny.
>>2693550No, people start new threads when their thread reaches the last page. So as to not clutter the board unnecessarily.
>>2696832Ok uhhh not sure if this is bait.... But how exactly are black people killing off endangered species? That is some deep seeded hatred. Oh how i would like to have a chat and a cup of coffee with this person.
>>2700565Not the same guy but there's this continent called Africa, it's full of both black people and endangered wildlife. Due to poaching as well as big game hunting or for medicinal purposes large numbers of endangered species have been killed.
>>2700706>continent called AfricaThat's a country anon
>>2695278smarter than a nigger
>>2693410>>2699966Indeed. And great webm.
>>2699899>>2699905Did the the chimps that possess the cognitive abilities share the food they got with the others? Did they show any form of empathy? Or even use their easier access to food as a way to dominate the other, less cognitive chimps?
>>2700893Yes, they shared and were good to their brethren because they were too under developed to understand social darwinism.
>>2700565>Oh how i would like to have a chat and a cup of coffee with this person.maybe try having a cup of coffee and reading a book on your own, sometime.
Thanks for this thread. My Puppy died yesterday, and it hurts a lot when i think about him and how i can never hold him again.
>>2699905> while other chimps (the niggers) I love 4chan(nel) sometimes
>>2695282based rat cunt
>>2700893>>2701141>because they were too under developed to understand social darwinism.They were developed enough to understand that you survive through social ties and group cohesion. If you keep the food to yourself you make enemies and the rest of the flock will get rid of you.
>>2693448Dogs truly are our saviours. Fuck chinks and muzzies for hating these creatures. If I could snap my fingers and kill all chinks and muzzies I would.
>>2706273>snapping fingers intensifies
>>2703925>tfw humanity inadvertly turns household cats into super apex pedrators.
>>2693408Fuck, what an absolute qt3.14.
>>2699899Shut up, nerd. Don't listen to these other faggots.
Since this thread has apparently developed an interest in animal cognition - have some more.I like these experiments and clips. They really show how much we take for granted. Just tear a strip off and use it, lol! But it's actually a non-trivial task to get an amorphous shape of material, realize its usefulness, gauge the needed dimensions and manufacture a fitting tool.
Or like this clip shows how similar brains work in the animal kingdom. Limited awareness of your surroundings, developing a mental map and expectations of your surroundings, automating rote tasks without higher cognitive awareness, genuine surprise if something unexpected happens.It's cool to see the same heuristics, shortcuts and optimizations in cognitive function across species.
And the rather recent consensus in science that there's probably several other species with a theory of mind. Like that experiment where ravens who though they might be observed by competing ravens (peephole to other cage and sounds from a loudspeaker there) hid their food better and sneakier. But only if the peephole wasn't covered. So they clearly have an idea of what a competitor might see through such a peephole and they adjust their behaviour to the mental state any observing raven might have.Or in a less clear example in this webm the eagle has clearly figured out the situation and is aware of the other bird's greed and neck reach and exploits both.
Another example of usage of bait, although it's unclear how cognitively aware the crow is or whether it's just learned behaviour, enforced because humans do it and it works. I find the little tug the crow applies to simulate movement or to catch the fish' attention especially interesting.
Organized hunting in groups is another fascinating example, especially when it involves an elaborate physical chain of reactions like here. Spot a resting sea lion out of reach, find 2 friends, approach the ice in formation and wait for the wave to drop delicious food into the water. Also probably requires an adavanced social structure, since 3 giant orcas will hardly receive fair shares of a single sea lion, so they have to co-operate in expectation of favours being returned in the future.
>>2700789No it isn't you fucking imbecile.
>>2708479Where are the jokes?
>>2695282don't touch me femcunt reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>2708577If we are going to autistically take that original anon's joke seriously then you could use country to refer to a continent technically but you'll sound like an ESL. It is just not common usage though you could more acceptably say, "the country of Africa."
>>2708593Africa is a city
>>2708899It is more of a township.
>>2708904It's actually just a regular ship.
>>2708907On the good ship lollipopIt is a sweet trip to the candy shop....
>>2693414I always heard otters picked favorite rocks and carried them around - I've never seen it in action until now. Always assumed it was some made up clickbait shit.
>>2708531gets me to tears every time
>>2709492Is that music from LISA or something else?
>>2710168its from lisa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S6c1FVuAJ0
>>2709491Me too. Why can't we exterminate all megafauna to secure the survival of the human race.......
>>2708463>>2708466>>2708471>>2708475very cool, thanks animal brain anon
>>2708563>doing live show>with live cow>in front of live audience>cow takes shit on stage immediately after being called a nice cowComparing cow pies to Pepperidge Pies or whatever is probably better than you could come up with in the same situation. You had to roll with the punches in those days.
i like dogs
>>2699899>chimps experience actual reality>humans experience complex concepts, not reality
>>2710801think you might be a chimp mate
>>2710662yeah they are pretty tasty
>>2708574>>2708576these personify why I love cats
>>2706588this guy was interesting so I went and found more of himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra-lxoAUP5c
>>2713567Yeah, he's just retarded. My dog tries to do the same thing but she tries to bury things in her dog bed. Dogs are smart animals but they're still not that smart.
>>2713410Firstly, it's not a person, secondly, the word you are looking for is "subservient."
>>2714322I feel sad for you.
>>2711846Cats and dogs are both great companions but my preference is with dogs.
>>2713563thank you based anon
>>2708481the arctic is so funnyit's literally fish < penguin < seal < orcathen a retarded polar bear comes in once in a while
>>2715612what's wrong with his dog?
>>2699905They had a competition about that on a german show called "Quarks & Co.". Turned out humans can do that faster and with less mistakes than the best chimp ever recorded.
>>2699899interesting post and very well explained, assuming you didn't pull it out of your ass
>>2695282when the roasties try to steal your precious seed
>>2695283whoever made this is an absolute dumbfuck lolimagine being this delusional and thinking this is deep, insightful, or movingthis is why wars happenit all makes sense now
>>2699972now that is a proper doggo
>>2708573i like the dog but this video is just too facebook-tier for me, sorry fren
>>2713401>these personify why I love catsthe word you were looking for was 'exemplify'
>>2715649this was epicupvoted
>>2706273maybe you should go first kill all white skinhead dog fighters. whitties hate dogs something fierce
>>2696832Why are you the way that you are?
>>2716647This thread is mostly concerned with cute animals, you know...
>>2716748>This thread is mostly concerned with cute animals, you know...yeah but squeaky noises and physically moving the dog around to perform retarded choreographed dances is just a bridge too far, only a really low IQ person with no self respect can enjoy such a thing
>>2716733Keep crying with your impotent anger anon
>>2716821he's right tho
>>2695283ridicilously stupid, but artistically speaking pretty cool
>>2716834He's right about them being impotent tho.
>>2716663Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, faggot.
>>2716733>instantly making excuses for white trashOfc.
>>2695282No hospital in nature. Getting bit isn't worth the risk.
>>2716854What kind of animal is that?
>>2717059Looks like a fennec fox
>>2714322>it's not a personProjecting much?
>>2716848>too stupid to dub music over video>instead blasts it out of his speaker as he chases this poor cat around the house>cat desperately trying to get away from extremely loud and annoying music
>>2695282Could this be the best way to defend against lions? Imagine that poor guy that got eaten in the tiger cage at the zoo. If you attack instead of try to show passiveness/friendliness, do you have a better chance of surviving?If you think about it, running or or playing nice falls right into the programming of a pure predator. You identify yourself as prey. They probably don't have a mechanism for dealing with being on the receiving end of intimidation/attacks. Similar to the "make yourself look bigger in front of a bear" thing (although that only works for some bears I think).
>>2718805>If you attack instead of try to show passiveness/friendliness, do you have a better chance of surviving?Absolutely, that's why it's best to stand your ground. Any injury has the potential to be fatal in the wild, could lead to infection or impede hunting leading to starvation, which is why most predators will back off rather than risk injury if they think you're more trouble than you're worth. If the animal is hungry enough though all bets are off, because it's already a matter of life or death for them.
>>2699972I miss my berner. :-(
>>2700789Are you serious? I'm almost convinced you're an American if so.
>>2718805Oh absolutely. If you act like prey, you're going to be treated like prey. And prey always runs. As soon as you start running it triggers the hunting instinct of the lion.Confidence is key (webm related). Apex predators are not used to not being treated with respect.But it's really not much of surprise. Punch a shark in the nose, make yourself big to push off a bear, etc. It's all the same.
>>2719446Another protip is carrying an umbrella. Unfolding the umbrella reminds lions of porcupines, which usually scares them off. Lions in the wild (unlike the captive moron in this webm) learn very quickly that porcupines are life-threatening enemies. Get a quill stuck in your paw or throat and you're done for. Not being able to hunt or eat is a death sentence. Much like >>2717040 said - no way to deal with an infection in the wild.
>>2708574post the OG one as well you lazy fuck
>>2719446that's so fucking stupid.
don't have a webm for it, but this is p cutehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vll33KEoCcc
>>2715633>polar bear>penguinanon, um
>>2720790this is why inbreeding is bad
>>2698567lol, i've had 3 huskies, that slap is pure huskie
>>2706588this behavior is identical to my ex.
>>2708531>BAD ANIMAL! WE STOLE YOU FROM YOUR NATURAL ENVIRONMENT AND MADE YOU PERFORM TRICKS FOR US! HOW COULD YOU BE SO UNGRATEFUL?!get rekt humans.
>>2708463very cool, thanks Anon....those aren't crack rocks the birds jonesin' for is it?
>>2699972>Using that kind of collarthis is a shit tier dog owner. If you need to jab metal spikes into your dog's neck in order to keep him under control, you're hardly better than pitbull dogfighting niggers.
>>2713410Holy shit... AvE is one of the last people I'd expect to see in one of these threads.
>>2710250We're almost done with exactly that.
>>2720011>stupid No, it's ballsy. And it worked.
>>2719446me and my friends when girls walk towards us
>>2720893did he try to feed you dead penguins or what?
>>2696832>>2700706Oh yeah, its definatly not whites that go there in their vacations to hunt, or to traffic animals to sell them on europe as expensive pets. Its definatly the africans and asians, the same people who have been coexisting with those animals for thousands of years, they are the ones to blame
>>2723263Yep, it has nothing to do with the Chinese colonization of Africa and the macabre Chinese holistic medicine trade.
>>2718792not to mention the stupid "audio junction" sound watermark
>>2693424better than meg
>>2720790>The requisite Textbook Animal Abuse comment
>>2708531i dont care how abused it was any animal that hurts a human need to be killed
>>2723491dog sounds like an old black woman
>>2723491my bulldog does this to me every day, so annoying
>>2713410>upturned stomachMy dog died from that when I was 17. Broke my heart.
>>2699905>the niggersMy kek's are in orbit
>>2723472That kid is promising. I would be beyond proud.
>>2715612what is it with sand niggers and having wild animals
>>2720878yeah, real wholesome you r*ddit faggot. I wonder how many dead chicks are under that cat. Brainlet.
>>2723649>any animal that hurts a human need to be killedyes, thats what makes it tragic you retard
>>2708545>>2718954Eurotards = baited.
>>2721307I don't think it is a choke chain anon, it's just a decorative metal collar. Choke chains go all the way up the leash s as the dog pulls on the leash it gets choked, hence the name. that's just a collar.
>>2708531Elephants are really smart so it's pretty shitty to use them for tricks like this
>>2708481and people are stupid enough to get in the water with these things in captivity.
>>2718805Predators, even big ones like lions, will fuck off when they think there's a good chance of getting injured. When a predatory animal doesn't stop attacking it's either already on death's doorstep or trying to defend something like territory or its offspring.
>>2723649I hope an animal gets you
>>2726333It's a Herm Sprenger; a prong collar. I think they're ok for leash training (I trained a stray I adopted and needed to use one for a bit because he had bad habits and never walked on a leash), but if it's just what the dog wears when it's on a line or chilling then there's something odd about it for sure.
>>2699899>>2699905>>2700534>>2700893>>2704246>>2706665>>2708409>>2708525>>2710801>>2716629Amazing how many people will swallow total bullshit hook line and sinker just because it sounds "plausible".https://youtu.be/DqoImw2ZWmI
>>2697493>memorizing them as symbols in orderAnd thats different than us how?
>>2720865>just assuming inbreeding because whiteHoly fuck you're one of those bonafied racists i hear about on TV!
>>2726350>>2725674>falling for low tier baitYou people are ruining the internet as a whole by feeding these scum
>>2723263>everything is the white mans fault>hasnt seen Africa Adiddo yikes
>>2723263You realize that the bulk of endangered animals are because of the Chinese thinking they can get a boner from them, right?Not to mention the pollution that China is shitting out at a rate that makes other countries look like they're still in the Stone Age.
>>2698315that chimp's better than 99% of humans
>>2726360they're called pinch collars where i live, and they're great for walking. Instead of suffocating them when they pull like a choke collar, the prongs come together some and pinch them instead. I do agree that it's a bit odd to have one on when just on a line though
>>2715612>>2715649It's the camera that makes this dog scared, not the person petting him.
>>2714322Well fuck you too you heartless monster.
>>2726319>I-I was just pretending to be retarded!>h-haha got ya good!
>>2726475DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN
>>2726376>everything that hurts my feelings is bait
>>2714906As long as it´s not a pitbull, a dog is the best bet.
>>2716675You can't even spell "whites" properly, nigger.
>>2721262not even a thank you, fucking animals
>>2699899>which is a high bandwidth processSO we need better quality neurons? Only thing I can think of is a light construct, as ina brain created entirely from light. Will it ever be possible though? Communicating through light is in theory, possible, we just don't know how to do it. If we know how to do it, then we can do it, but then we would need the necessary resources to be able to actually do it, THEN we need to confirm that the method is actually correct, or at least as accurate enough as it can ever be.I feel like shit.
>>2728972>Communicating through light is in theory, possible, we just don't know how to do it.Nigga, is you stupid? Do you know what fiber optic cable is?
>>2716820Fuck you, I audibly awwwww'd for the first time in years.
>>2726376He's not wrong. People like you are dangerous idiots.
why no humans being posted? They're part of the animal kingdom
>>2730443Did you miss the OP?
>>2726460What the fuck, Taiwan?
>>2730449>his cat doesn't go "meowmeowchow"wew
>>2706588yeah this video was cool. those leopard seals were bros
>>2716675i wonder ((((who)))) is behind this lie
>>2706588https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HthMBsG12T0here's video of it, much MUCH scarier than the images
>>2730440you're an idiot for thinking I shared the opinion of the original post. Which is why you continue to shit up this board replying to that crap. You actually believed someone came into an animal feels thread to unironically say that shit. And for that you should just kys.
>>2730402Nigga, is you stupid? Do you know what Morse code is?
>>2721620fucking awesome doggo
>>2721262Nice, got some balls too. If one of those animals decided to jump back their heads or kick, the man would been easily one-shotted
>>2718729is that one a fennec fox? That's super cute
>>2715612>>2726816oh nice observation. I loled first time seeing it not knowing that
>>2711846Shit man I'm seeing this for the past 20 minutes and the dog always comes back. fucking hell
>>2708531that guy at 30 seconds trying to an hero and making it look like he died as a hero?
>>2693414otters hunt and kill crocodiles
>>2708481this video wasn't really of them hunting but of the older orcas teaching their young how to hunt, after when the seal went into the water they helped it back up again so they can do another practice run
>>2720790they got heavy fine and jail time for doing this
>>2713410Just an FYI, this dog is owned by a youtube "AvE" the dog is still kickin just fine
>>2732477looks like it. not only are they cute - their tracking is also quite impressive.
>>2723263White hunting has basically NOTHING to do with animals in Africa becoming extinctIt is a combination of Chinese medicine, locals poaching because they can sell to the Chinese, and humans (the Africans there) expanding their living space/killing potentially dangerous animals when they are nearYou shouldn't be this fucking willfully ignorant just so you can crusade against other people you think are ignorant
>>2716663still moved my cheekbones up
>>2732534Huh. That's actually interesting. I have indeed never seen a cat tiptoe like that.
>>2725099Their government isn't as far up their ass about shit like this as ours is in the states, I thinkI wish I didnt have to get permits and shit to own a Serval, theyre great animals
>>2716675>whities hate dogs something fierce>literally the race that loves dogs the most out of any to the point its a fucking meme Dude are you retarded? Im not saying shitheads whites dont fight dogs, but it is overwhelmingly thirdie nations and US blacks abusing dogs, most bad white dog owners are just generically ignorant
>>2726367So when can I mail order a chimp to fill out captchas for me?
>>2721074Passion Pit, Take a WalkTook me a while to remember, it was on a triple j hottest 100 from 2012
>>2693408I wish that were me.
>>2695282Rabies are tasty!
>>2721262that nigga got some hella suspenders
>>2695283Dicks. Eat them.
>>2721058kinda. hidden asian.
>>2726367How does your video disprove that anon's post?
>>2720790three things in life are certain death, taxes, and the occasional death by a book about tax law.
>>2720790Whiteoids. Disgusting race of inbred animals
>>2696832europe destroyed the world. usa and russia just added some radiation to it
>>2732477are they legal in the US?
>>2730449meow meow ciao, since the cat says goodbay before they eat him
>>2737366comfy doggo is comfy
>>2737366I can definitely masturbate to this.
>>2725099because its to show off how much money they have.
>>2723649>hurrr muh moral rules
>>2710889gets me every time
>>2720790sauce on the music?
>>2720011I could rape you if i wanted
>>2726367That's what he said in his first post, though
>>2699972What a gorgeous dog. I want a Bernie but I don't know if I can handle how short their lifespans are.
>>2727482My sister thought Britain was in Asia but even she's not dumb enough to think Africa is a country sounds like you just got baited by shit tier b8
>>2693565he actually gets caught in the full video
Just checking- I'm not gonna come accross animal cruelty stuff in /wsg/, right? I can't fucking stand that shite! Human cruelty I can take, even understand/agree with sometimes. But animal cruelty is just unacceptable in my book... Aaaanyway.Peace.
>>2713410source on the background music?
>>2737830i hate furries anon and im pretty sure everyone else does so stop
>>2710659Bassetts are bro tier dogs. I love mine so much
>>2739316/wsg/?.. Anyone? I'd really really like to know the answer to this.
>>2739316>>2739422Sometimes you just have to jump in and take a chance.
>>2721620>>2732467@shibakoma on TT, a wonderful boy.
>>2721262>make one slip and the antler impales youno thanks, fuck those deer
>>2739485Nah. When Caturday (is that even a thing anymore!?) started getting too dangerous to happily flick through, a little bit of me died and has never come back. (I rarely look anywhere but /tv/ and stuff these days anyway.)
>>2695278As a human with a numeric learning disability who has struggled his whole life because of it, this is fucking infuriating to watch.
>>2739268Hopefully she's hot.>>2739570I'd let survival of the fittest take its course.
>>2695278>wagie in his cagie
>>2739485>>2695278Goddamn, I love the monkey business
>>2739907Can you own one of those?
>>2739908>B-but it wasn't his preferred game genre What a subhuman comprehension skills that guy have. And he is supposed to be good at RTS's. What a fucking joke
>>2741612Probably not legally.https://www.iucnredlist.org/species/714/110023718
>>2706636you can see the terror in the dog's eyes because if it fails to stay on rhythm it's shock collar will go off
>>2709492bunny of wisdom
>>2708531See you on the other side big boy
>>2696832>endangered speciesThey are endangered for a reason faggot. Soon people like you will be the endangered species.
>>2699899the whole thing phenomena is explained in one of the first episodes of MindField, Vsauce's youtube red series, might be one of the free episodes come to think of it, called cognitive trade off or something to that effect.
>>2706636how do you even train a dog to do that? Didn't know they were capable of following a rhythm that well and consistently.
>>2742073Thank you, anon
>>2741644Says it's ok for pet use, nacional and international but not local
>>2746877I have one more