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>>2662223>”Call somebody!”Goddamn, people. It’s literally working as intended.
>>2662223Hot.
>>2662223bear needs to just go for the throat already
>>2662223>"it's nature honey let it happen"dumb bitch always gets me. I guarantee if she was pinned down with a bear gnawing on her neck she would be singing a different tune. That said, if that happened in a webm, I'd probably beat my meat to it, so I guess we're all fucked in the head in our own way.
>>2663089Deer specifically have a population problem in a number of places in America where we've pushed back their predators. It tends to lead to illness and starvation among the deer. Honestly, when it comes to predation? Yeah, it's nature. Let it happen.
>>2663089you are literally retarded, please don't breed.
>>2663083You are alive when they start to eat you.
>>2663626Why am I retarded? I don't plan on breeding anyway. Dumb bitch is literally using the naturalism fallacy. Anyway, I'd get a .22 and pop the deer in the head then go back inside. >>2663156So? Doesn't mean that the thing has to suffer. If your friend was getting gnawed on by a bulletproof bear and you had a gun, you would just let the bear rip him apart over the course of many hours, because "it's nature"? Humans are part of nature too, hence the stupid fucking naturalism fallacy.I mean I don't really care that much, deer get killed in the wild all the time, and I wouldn't do this shit in a national park but if it's gonna be in my own property yeah I'll do what I want.
>>2662223Get away people. What fucking retards.
>>2664191>If your friend was getting gnawed on by a bulletproof bear and you had a gun, you would just let the bear rip him apart over the course of many hours, because "it's nature"?What else am I supposed to do, here? Bear's fucking bulletproof.
>>2664191OH NO NATURES HAPPENING IN MY VICINITYbears gotta eat too, bitch nigga
>>2664191>I don't plan on breeding anyway.Oh thank god.
>>2664191you cant prevent suffering you fucking faggot what are you going to do kill the deer roast it and give it to the fucking bear on plate with fork and knife? you are retarded holy shit
>>2665381>>2666444Yeah but I can help. Not having kids will prevent them from suffering cause they won't exist. >>2665041That's my point, if you're not going to shoot the bear then just shoot the deer.>>2665056>call out a fallacy>immediately posts the same fallacy in response
>>2666211Fucking Ron
>>2666211Sneezing is henceforth forbidden
>>2663089kill yourself you fucking retard
>>2665041>Bear's fucking bulletproofhandguns are surprisingly lethal to bears, there's been studies on it. This "bears are living tanks hurr" shit is mostly false, a gunshot to the chest will kill one in most cases.Even 9mm have a high success rate
>>2669723>https://www.ammoland.com/2018/02/defense-against-bears-with-pistols-97-success-rate-37-incidents-by-caliber/#axzz5euFlN9BeHere's a source because some faggot will contradict me.
>>2666712>Not having kids will prevent them from suffering cause they won't existOh, you're 14. Don't worry you'll get better
>>2669723>>2669725I know bears in general aren't bulletproof, but the guy I was responding to had specifically presented a scenario in which "your friend was getting gnawed on by a bulletproof bear"
>>2663681https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmwC9HzcWbQ>>2669723>>2669725There's a great video/webm I can't seem to find of a Russian cop dropping a bear with only a few shots from a 9mm Makarov after it attacks another cop
>>2670072Vaguely concerning
>>2670070This reminds me of too many /k/ threads. Is he getting revenge?
>>2670382you never got so excited as a little kid that you started shaking?
>>2664191Hmmm.. uh.. anon, animals eat animals all the time.>If your friend was getting gnawed onI dont know if I'd shoot my friend anon.>I mean I don't really care that muchThen why would yo do something>if it's gonna be in my own property yeah I'll do what I want.I dont know why but that feels inmature, It's just an animal hunting an animal>be me>shoot dear attacked by bear>bear gets mad>shoot bear as well>none suffered>naturalist fallacy didnt work on mesilla late virgenes
Only when my cousin touched me
>>2670382you get a shit ton of adrenaline after the first shot.
>>2674694Based deer knows that cattos are master race.
>>2674716You didn't watch the whole thing, did you
>>2674727I did though.
>>2670070she probably has some musk deer attractant pheromone put on ther clothes as a prank
finally, a thread where i can post this
>>2670072This is so increadibly sweet. I can’t wait to have a kid and share a moment like this. Reminds me of my first time.
>>2674694Asshole cat get's accepted into circle of friends, good boy gets trampled.
>>2666211Poor Ron has to deal with this bitch all day.
>>2675314Poor Ron
>>2663083Stop giving a bear advice /wsg/
>>2670070>ANTLERED
>>2675420Did the deer come back for the baby?
>>2675420Thats fucking brutal. Being born just to get ate immediately.
>>2674941Underrated anon. Good stuff
>>2662223Since when do bears eat deers?
>>2670382Sorry you've never gone hunting bro.
>>2675296I swear dude, Wildlife cameras catch the best stuff
>>2677773This is a deer thread, fuck off unicornposter
>>2670065damn everything about this webm is beautiful
>>2662223>call somebody>be me>be 12>playing vidya alone in room>phone rings>god dammit.>continues ringing>ignore it>it doesn't stop>finally picks up phone>its fucking karen>fuck off karen>"what do you want karen?">"hi anon are your parents home?">"No">"Ok, you need to listen to this">BRURGUUAAAAAAAAA>whatthefuck.png>"What is that karen">"its a deer being killed brutally and slowly by yogi haha. Well cya"
>>2664191Imagine going grocery shopping and some crazy vegan start shooting your pork
>>2675296>this wasn't the first replyGenuinely surprised.
>>2675420Thats the way they do it in Japan ay?
>>2670070this guy sounds retarded
>>2662223That's what you call a two-fer.Shoot them both for having it out on your property.
>>2670072>lewdMODS!
>>2666211To be fair I'd be pretty fucking annoyed if some oaf didn't try to suppress his sneeze at a moment like that.
>>2663089a bear eating a deer is naturala bear sitting in your back yard chewing on YOU is not natural, YOU are supposed to chew on HIM
>>2686177https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9lCkFygaaQthis is what a bear chewing on you sounds like
>>2662223I'm pretty sure this is rape.
>>2686379Is it bad that I don't feel sad in the least when listening to the audio? The idiots obviously deserved what they got.
>>2666211God dammit Ron!
>>2693348>riding that fast near a forestpop's collegue ended up with a broken back and then with an open wrist after an encounter like that
>>2687240You should be worried - it's very Muslim-like to think death is ever deserved for non-violent crimes, like stupidity, arrogance, having the wrong thoughts, etc.
>>2675080Amazing schizophrenia! You should train for olympic mental gymnastics. I'm serious, you have potential.
>>2693600He dragged his girlfriend out there with him and got her killed as well. Timothy Treadwell was a fucking prick who deserved his slow and agonising death.
>>2670072<child twerking.webm>ban for life<child getting orgasm from murder.webm>work-safe GIFDegeneracy of 4chan is carefully manufactured by maniacal Jew-haters in charge of it.
>>2675296sssssssssssssssssssssssniiiiffffffffffffff
>>2693800its not murder you degenerate left pice of shit.Its a legit hunting kill.
>>2693918>child getting orgasm from an entirely legit hunting kill.webmFixed for you. I guess that makes it acceptable.>not hating Jews = being leftistFunny. Every single Jew hater that I know – from Hitler to [[[You]]] – is an anti-capitalist yearning for a Big Daddy military government that will use guns and secret police to protect his white male privilege from the rational forces of free market, progress and globalism. You are the degenerate leftist piece of shit that you claim others to be. (No offence to decent leftists intended.) The day of rope is near... for you.Meanwhile you can go back to fapping to REKT webms while your criminal travesty of "free speech" called "4chan" still exists.
>>2674694did he diedalso who are these people who stand and record a deer violently trampling a dog
>>2670065where is this? are those all males?
>>2694499I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say Japan.Deers don't give a fuck there. And yes, only males grow antlers.
>>2663089>dumb bitchI hate women a lot, but there's no fucking animal police that go around making sure snakes don't eat rats or dogs don't rape cats.
>>2670070>friend is raped by a deer>giggle with sadistic glee, pant, and begin coughing up your gutsNice magical realm, Jeff.
>>2670072stupid little kid
>>2693800>animals can be murdered>I should be allowed to watch children twerkinghmmmm
>>2662170I thought the mom abandons it or something if someone touches it. Or is that birds?
>>2694536Both superstitions. The only thing that matters is time.
>>2694246men/women without the will to scare a deer offeg. some pussy who hasn't been around cows/horses/goats/chicken or hunted in their life.or just some psycho dude looking at nature unfold in his neighborhood like an alien watching humanity
>>2694559Or people don't care about 1 more stray dog being dead. I certainly wouldn't. Either that or the pound catches it and puts it out, same difference.
>>2694573You wanna know how I know that your name is Cunty Kinte and your complexion is very dark?
>>2694573Yeah if it wasn't my dog or frens I might just let it unfold depending on my mood.But the deer isn't gonna eat him so I might save it
>>2694580I live in a very rural area far from your bitchy little city. Seeing stray packs of 3-4 is normal. Sometimes some old cunt threatens the pound with suing and they round them up. If you think they get adopted then newsflash sweetheart.I don't give a flying fuck about it, just as I don't cry myself to sleep to any roadkill I see.So yea, tell me why you are so butthurt chap. Maybe I will care.
>>2677665I saw something similiar to this except it was a hyena and a I think antelope
>>2693348Deer committing insurance fraud
>>2677665It's actually legal to do that to a human baby in NY state.
>>2694769They always get back up. I hit one with a loaded cargo van at 65 mph. Totalled my van and it ran away. Stupid pieces of shit...
>>2670070"just gonna hug you" thats what he always says
>>2694693>sees hyenas and antelopes>has InternetChoose one.
>>2670072killing is cool.
>>2674694excuse me what the fuck?
>>2693593All quadmongrels should die one way or the other, painfully if possible.
>>2674569This reminds me of the time I was playing fallout, and a robot NPC's corpse was propelled through the sky far away.
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>>2694226>whocouldbebehindthispost.jpeg
>>2696252>adhominem.jpg
I am poorly versed in the arts of webm conversion, but I've always been partial tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB9lhfJeu2U
>>2674694i love deerts now
>>2675296Jesus Christ maybe take in a little less fiber
Deer are so fucking stupid I hope they all get eaten by wolves and mountain lions.
>>2695685it is
>>2694592You must be muslim. Or black.
>>2674694The deer knew it was a Canine. A wolf or coyote.
>>2674716>>2674730>>2699860
>>2694536Nah that'd be big cats, not sure if all or just tigers
>>2675080Keep it up anon, the way you see the things for what they are i know you'll be a great father.>tfw never been huntingSomething I'll make sure to catch up
>>2663089bears don't mercy kill, they immobilize a target and start eating even if its still alive
>>2699862Oh hey, it's explody the deer!
>>2670065live action princess mononoke
>>2670072actually, before i knew what this video was about it was convinced that this "kid" is possessed by a daemon
Anybody got the thing where the deer ate a bird? Or other deer-eating-meat webms for vegan-triggering purposes?
is there any animal more majestic than the deer?
>>2663089based psychopath poster
>>2699860Cats are based. They have almost no regard for how small and weak they are when approaching things.
>>2670070That slow and subtle tone shift kinda reminded me of that VR molestation video
>>2675296Majestic
>>2670072anyone here get spasms as a teenager in anticipation of looking at porn and fapping?
>>267469412 nigga 12
>>2695518Maybe he seen it on the internet :3c
>>2696576>>>/g/69912273
>>2677665Spawn camping