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>>2633903
as someone who spins sticks for a living that was pretty cool but also pointlessly cool to me

neato
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>>2633903
Never thought I'd ever get to post this.
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>>2633940
nice
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>>2633940
id love to know how to do this
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>>2637562
It's called the 'thumb around' I actually got into this hobby a decade ago. Started a wave at my school of kids learning that trick that made teachers start taking up pencils and pens from noise. Goooood tiiiimes. I became a legend in pen spinning there. Teachers would watch me from their desks hoping I'd drop it so they'd have a chance to get on to me and take my shit. "Naaa bish, I am Will Smith"
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>>2637644
Absolute madman
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>>2637644
Kevin?
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>>2633903
>moves fingers around
>WOAH BRO THATS SO CRAZY

This does actually impress women, but we all know how fucking stupid they are
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>>2637728
Q_Q but it is cool
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>>2637728

Showing off your dexterity does signal you as being able to pleasure them in bed. You would jump on any woman disclosing that she's good at blowjobs, right? What's fucking stupid about that?
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>>2637728

You know how you see a pic of a girl sticking her tongue out and you can't help but imagine putting your dick in there?

Well when a girl sees a guy doing something interesting with his hands she can't help but imagine getting finger blasted by him.

Also you reek of incel.
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>>2637926
>You would jump on any woman disclosing that she's good at blowjobs, right?
No.
>You know how you see a pic of a girl sticking her tongue out and you can't help but imagine putting your dick in there?
No.
>Also you reek of incel.
That's funny coming from someone who thinks everything is about sex.
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>>2637660
Nope.
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>>2640054
He's lying he's totally Kevin.

What's up nerd?
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>>2633903
>talent
Skill.
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>>2633903
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>>2643668
I'll never forget that day on /a/ when a tripfag got absolutely btfo not once but twice with pen spinning and butterfly knife spinng.
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>>2643759
tell more
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>>2643859
sad
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>>2633908
>pointless
>could take out 5 dudes in a fight easily
yeah...
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>>2644500
you gotta have a stick first otherwise the 5 dudes win

then ya get hit by deadly weapon ass laws
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>>2643859
It's always a pleasure watching that menuing. FF13 has some good menuing, too.
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>>2643765
old thread but iirc someone posted a gif of an anime girl spinning either a pen or a drum stick asking if anyone learned things because they watched anime and wanted to do it. Some tripfag showed up claiming that no one could do that followed by someone doing it then finishing the gif with their camera directed at the post. Laughs were had then the tripfag goes "yeah but i bet you can't do it with a knife"
Repeat and everyone laughs at the guy telling him to just delete the tripcode because he's fucking done.
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>>2644518
Nice floppy sticks, maybe train with something that isn't a pool noodle in practice.
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>>2644505
>priest
That man is not a priest.
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>>2644919
The pool noodles are for contact sparrin without getting hurt silly (no armors like kendo or heema). Using real sticks hurts and are for kata which again, pretty pointless but fun.
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>>2643859
wow
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>>2633903
nigger that ain't pointless. It helps to relax and concentrate.
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>>2644505
kek
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>>2645127
the real cool part about that menu in a speedrun is if you mess anything up or sell the wrong items / equip wrong shit it's gonna backfire and hinder your ability to finish all the upcoming boss fights. Meanwhile that guy does the whole thing perfectly and faster than most people can do it while looking at the screen, and even corrects mistakes he made while wearing a blindfold. It's even more impressive that he did it live at a marathon event

here's a similarly complex section of menuing from ff8 he did at another marathon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5-52UL7r7Q
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>>2645138
I don't care if it's useless or not, that fatty spinning a stick around is actually very impressive.
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>>2637660
>Called Kevin
>actually did a lot of this in High School

spoopy
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>>2643859
while it's useless in a videogame, being able to learn something like this is absolutely a transferable skill. I spent a few hours at work today learning patterns and keyboard shortcuts to be able to make boilerplate docs quickly for company, and by the end of the list my screens looked a lot like this but slower.
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>>2644866
kek, tripfag BTFO
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>>2643859
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>>2645801
chang?
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>>2640030
Who are you quoting?
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>>2633908
this guy could kill gregor clegane without so much as a wasted breath
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>>2650390
as long as gregor hasnt raped and murder his sister and killed her children, sure
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>>2650413
moar pointless stick spinning
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>>2645801
google is that you
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>>2645112
i wonder how much choreography went into that?
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>>2633908
Don't get what's pointless about developing dexterity, proprioception, and general spatial awareness. They are all skills that bleed into almost everything else you do in life.
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>>2650987
thing is tho they do the same shit repeatedly so they don't develop "dexterity, proprioception, and general spatial awareness". they just really good at just that..%&$#(
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>>2650997
But its not like he learnt that exact "performance" from the get go, he would have been practicing all sorts of spins and moves for several hundred hours, all improving the aforementioned attributes.
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>>2643859
why didn't he sell pumice
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>>2633908
why do I hear a centenarian on a ventilator in the backround?
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>>2643859
Oh i thkught it was just speed running in general
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>>2645138
Hey its star wars kid
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>>2650987
i mean its pointless in wider society but like most weapon/kata martial arts its kinda pointless now but can have some fitness based benefits.

>>2651126
this. basically learn a bunch of moves then decide on which and when to use them

>>2651671
filmed by an 90 year old groomer boomer who doesnt know how to upload mp4 to facebook.
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>>2644505
crazy how nature do that
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>>2645138
I love how much he's into it. You go, chubs.
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>>2650986
The fights are 100% choreographed. Trying to hurt someone with a weapon doesn't look like that. The solo performances might be wholly or in part improvised.
t. tough guy
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I just started this stick twirling shit, it's super useful for getting chicks, just gotta light the stick on fire and do it for hippy chicks on the beach
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>>2633903
>implying you can do that
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>>2660301
Kek
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>>2660301
/thread
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>>2650416
this would be better if it wasnt weighted and was also faster and better in general
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>>2662922
based and stickpilled
learn some neck spins bro
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>>2644505
I DUN BEELEB IT
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>>2644518
>get hit by deadly weapon ass laws
Not in the US you don't.
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>>2660301
:v
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>>2660301
I bet this guy never trips when walking, though.
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>>2645764
It is impressive, but what I find most amusing is that it is just a dance. most of the guys like him don't know how to actually fight. they just memorized a dance routine.
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>>2660301
I thought this was pointless talents, not pointless "inventions"
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I understand people pretty well
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>>2663849
Learning how to use that pointless invention is a pointless talent
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>>2638773

>when a girl sees a guy doing something interesting with his hands she can't help but imagine getting finger blasted by him.
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>>2645138
God have mercy on the fool who harms this man's body pillow.
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bump for obscurity
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>>2651999
Fucking Kiwis natives are way cooler than ours.
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>>2667792
if you mean abos im so sorry for yall

but hey, boomerangs are cool i guess huh
vid unrelated
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>>2667978
cont spinny boi
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>>2663250
Kinda like this?
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>>2651650
>>2643859
think they equip it later on for a fight or 2, everything that skips over getting sold in that menu is used later on
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>>2637649
I love this guy
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>>2633903
But if a pencil is sharpened, is it really pointless?
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>>2645138
he looks like he's defending thots on the internet
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I can spin things through all my fingers with ease, too much autism and ADHD
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>>2650416
based thom yorke
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>>2668929
That looks nasty. In all sorts of different ways.
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>>2668929

I'm in love.
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>>2644500
>spin stick
>get shot
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>>2667980
Do you think her father took an active roll in her life?
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>>2644866
Did anyone archive this? Sounds hilarious.
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>>2651803
Can you not see the file names?
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>>2644518
sauce on this vid
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>>2669807
https://archived.moe/a/thread/73538009
>>2644866
>remembering threads from 2012
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>>2637660
I am also Kevin, but not Mr.Chang
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>>2668019
I mean I guess that's technically pretty skilled...
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>>2670355
top wew
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>>2668929
>pointless
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how has no one posted this in this thread yet?
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>>2668003
Wow nice trick to get a cancer...
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>>2650390
yah pretty sure someone already tried that
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>>2633908
Ahhhh,
The modern moari warrior.

Normally in New Zealand, you see them spinning squeegees shirtless at traffic lights trying to bully a buck out of onions boys and Asians.
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>>2633903
I know people that are above average at Dota 2, does that count?

Literally wasted thousands of hours between them
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>>2663250
>would be better if it wasnt weighted and was also faster and better in general
>>2668000
"hold my b-ya know what, fuck it"
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>>2668929
Is that Pierce Brosnan's wife in the foreground?
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>>2668929
With a skill like that I fully expected a wedding ring on her finger.
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>>2674803
>whore
>expecting her to be married
????????
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>>2664234
MY FRIENDS
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>>2667792
Well they've eaten more babies
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>>2668730
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>>2674331
I love this
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>>2667792
maybe if you think larping meth addicts are cool
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>>2668003
lad probably spent his whole life doing it
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>>2674364
sMoKiNg iS bAd StOp EnJoYiNg wHaT I DoN't LiKe
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>>2669764
Thank you for your post, incel
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3Z6fvLF4w8
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>>2644500
>>2644518
>spinning a stick around = fighting skill with a stick
i love this meme
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>>2633903
Pretty sure having that kinda balance can be helpful
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>>2643859
Yea this is pretty useless
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>>2645138
I would not want to be on the receiving end at any point.
Thats fucking fast
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>>2675723
its for lookin cool and so ya dont drop the darn thing in combat. but also pointless.
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>>2675663
no tactical advantage whatsoever
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>>2644296
why come into a thread specifically about useless talents to talk shit about them? you really that attention starved?
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>>2674737
this hurt me
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>>2667980
[spoiler]braaaaaaap[/spoiler]
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>>2675921
Rifle spinning isn't totally pointless. The reason why its taught is to teach control of the firearm no matter what position/orientation its in. Obviously there is a point when its flashy and over the top.
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>>2645138
look at the power and speed behind the strikes, they would fuck you up real good
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>>2675921
>flags everyone in the room
marines are so fucking stupid
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>>2645138
what a fucking cringe
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>>2643859
what the fuck did i just watch
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>>2667980
shooped
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>>2673730
you have no idea
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>>2676540
you aren't wrong. you are supposed to be REALLY familiar with a firearm and this is a great way to do it.
t. jrotc drill team
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>>2660301
manlets,
when will they learn?
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>>2675921
reminded me of this
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>>2660301
>When you 5'9 and she want to wear heels
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>>2676861
someone do something blindfolded that most people cant do as fast or accurately without a blindfold
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>>2643859
another useless bit of information is that song playing in the background is the FF2 final castle song slowed down to half speed

listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxo8RrExLsM

then listen to this but turn it up to x2 speed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtFJZ2GoViA

FF9 is full of so many cool easter eggs and callbacks to different things from the whole FF franchise. Kind of a shame that FF stagnated after the Squaresoft to Square-enix merge
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>>2674331
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>>2674331
i remember this. fucking classic.
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>>2645138

Damn, that guy will fuck you up.
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>>2676890
Same.
Top of my class. Was on mtvs "if you really knew me", they opened up the show with me doing rifle exhibition.

Made me do 5 takes. Fifth take I dropped the rifle and they aired it.

Fuck MTV
>inb4 reddit spacing
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>>2633908
why the fuck do poeple always hiss while doing these types of tricks
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>>2677065
Also the Kuja fight is a remix of another game's battle theme.
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>>2644866
lol i remember that thread
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>>2667978
he means maori you dumb cunt
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>>2677753
you are the dumb cunt.
First guy was saying that kiwi natives (maori as you have said) are better than ours.
Second guy asked for clarification if the "ours" meant abos.
You came in thinking that the second guy was implying kiwi natives were abos as you have no reading comprehension.
I came in as 4th guy and cleared up your misunderstanding.
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>>2677706
i think its called boxer breathing. found this
https://www.quora.com/Why-do-boxers-make-a-hissing-sound-when-they-punch

>>2677840
based 4th guy
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>>2644866
>>2670355
Why did people back then spam "told" like a million times?
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>>2675921
>facsimile
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>>2678224
I assume it is (or was) /a/ lingo for burn and people didn't have anything to say, but wanted to be in the screencap.
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>>2677016
You are*
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>>2677735
We will we will rock you?
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>>2645138
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-sama...
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>>2676940
He must be retarded if it took that long to figure out the gun was clean...
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>>2675921
>pointless
The enemy will be so impressed that they will be too busy clapping to shoot you.
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>>2675663
yeah but i would smoke that guys pole if he showed it to me at a party
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>>2644505
Sheeeit we wuz 80 IQ
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I can't decide if this counts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9kaQ3ZKPE0
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>>2676540

You sound as autistic as neil degrass tyson when he said soldiers learn to spin their handguns so they don't drop it in the field.

It's for ceremony only.

IF what you said were true then why is only done with older style rifles? Why the fuck aren't they spinning AR15's which have completely different geometry and center of mass.
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>>2650997

yeah that's not how 'dexterity' works you fucking uncoordinated retard
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>>2667980
holy smokes, they've invented a daytime version of glowstringing - now it's even more pointless!
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>>2681408
well it's useful if you can sell it
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>>2638773
good day to you fine sir
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>>2675958
you might ND into your neighbor or yourself though
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>>2681446
>tile and stainless steel in bg
>chefs whites
It looks like he/she IS selling it (it being his/her labor to the restaurant)

I am certain that the "carrot net" is only used for one or two dishes for lunch or dinner service. The most often he/she would need to do that would be once a day. Theres enough net for at least 4 dishes to use as garnish (assuming that the carrot net will be used as garnish, I cannot fathom any other reason why a dish would require a carrot to be cut in such a way)

t. autistic restauranteur
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>>2679183
god, what I wouldnt give to do a wheelie past a shark
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>>2681483
I mean, putting it on any plate, or on a dish like even a sliced fried chicken breast.... it looks good, you know. Like kitchens throw every kind of vegetables they find on the plate just to improve looks. So IMO, you can just improve the visuals of whatever you want with such a "trick".

Especially in this day and age with people taking pictures of their food...
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>>2681408
That is decidedly not useless.
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>>2677399
>Made me do 5 takes. Fifth take I dropped the rifle and they aired it.
cant get any more fake than reality tv. Shits edited and sentence mixed harder than a YTP
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>>2681389
This guy is way cooler than the woman in that other webm, her stuff kinda looks tacky.
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>>2644505
you didn't say this was a YLYL thread
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>>2679183
As a Druid I had a lot of fun in Vashj'ir.
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>>2644919
they aren't floppy, it's a camera artifact due to rolling shutter
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>>2682964
>>2644919
disregard, I looked again and you're right, but rolling shutter can create a similar effect
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>>2675723
>he doesn't know how inertia works
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>>2633903
I can do that
Looks more impressive on a shitty low fps webcam then real life. Quite a bit of fun. Huge waste of time because you need to grind a new trick for hours
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>>2668929
"I'm ready to settle down now"
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>>2664955
Anyone got the full video of this?
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>>2675587
>pointless
This main gets more ass than a toilet seat.
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>>2675587
Zlatan has really big hands.
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>>2677016
lol
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>>2645138
Useful or not, I appreciate the showmanship
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>>2644505
Being a conman is not a useless skill i'd say
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>>2668019
That's pretty useful if you're Indian
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>>2674331
of course an asian bear knows how to wield a staff.
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>>2633903
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>>2681481
Not really a problem so long as it's not chink shit and you don't have the hammer cocked.
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>>2644500
>this is what weebs actually believe
I bet you point your hands backwards to run faster
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>>2686054
>I've been doing four-legged running for 10 years now
>And that's precisely the same period of time I haven't had a girlfriend
Poor monkeyjap. At least he's dedicated.
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>>2686054

Perfect Valentines post.
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>>2645138
>I'm sorry master... but I have to go all out... just this once
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>>2679711
You really are stupid
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>>2650997
>%&$#(
its 4chan man you are allowed to say the bad words
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>>2685424
The popo academy usually traches ya how to one hand rack but not that fancy lol
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>>2677706
it helps you control your breathing, which is one of the first things you learn in almost every sport

its known that if you exhale while making fast movements they will be faster and more precise
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>>2681389
better than this queer, and use fire like a man
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>>2643859
the first time i watched this i didn't realise he was blindfolded. fucking jesus. he even corrected his incorrect input at one stage with the materia/skills section
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>>2645138
that was fucking sick. imagine if he lost control of that on one of the arcs. he'd probably impale someone in the crowd
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>>2676940
This isn't the Boston Dynamics thread
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>>2664234
Cosmo feelsbad
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>>2675241
Yikes!
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>>2668000
>the last chad-i
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>>2670355
>2012 was 7 years ago
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>>2633908
Imagine a hundred of these guys vs one dole office closure. Who would win?
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>>2664234
please to explain this one to me?
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>>2687540
Not with a lightweight staff like that. However, a heavier staff that's meant to handle collisions with heads could certainly embed itself in the drywall, or shatter a mirror. I've seen both happen, and caused one of them.
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>>2679183
>COME ON DANNY
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>>2675921
imagine an entire brigade of these guys charging at you fiercely spinning their rifles
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>>2689504
they kinda do that but more robot-like than fierce
https://youtu.be/1dxTBK7jI1s
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>>2679183
Ash, there's a time and place for everything.
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>>2644296
I'm pretty sure they're having a better time than you not doing anything with your life.
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hot damn /wsg/ really hates people wasting their free time with other things than video games.
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>>2644505
I don't see how making peoples arms grow is useless. Imagine if he made your flaccid peeper grow.
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>>2691263
it doesn't look at all like the arm actually grew though
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>>2686933
As are you for taking him serious
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>>2676635
You do know that drill rifles aren't loaded... right? Or are you one of those sissies that will freak out if they see a disassembled and unloaded weapon pointing in an "unsafe" direction?
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>>2675263
>Anyone who points out a woman with obvious daddy issues is an incel.

lol
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>>2686054
>humans leave jungle
>learn to walk upright on savanna to see over grass
>nip monkey decides to undo millions of years of evolution
>runs like an asspie
amazing
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>>2691351
Aspie here. He's not one of ours. We're just socially awkward as fuck, not stupid. We suggest that the retards take him in.
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>>2668929
Is this Paula Dean's daughter?
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>>2691362
Ah good point, thanks.
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>>2675263
>coming to the rescue of a THOT
I think we all know who the virgin here is so please stop projecting
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>>2674735
Lol I gave one ten cents and he never came to me again
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>>2674735
onions boys?
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>>2650416
if the stick was on fire at both ends it would be cool
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>>2675241
No, it's more like "Smoking is bad stop doing it so you don't get cancer".
Faggot.
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>>2686054
Furries have evolved...
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>>2691343
>>2691427
>replying to a week old post just to project and defend a fellow incel
So, this is the power of the incel?
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>>2637562
Have your fingers in the snap position and place a pen between it. Then snap.
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>>2633940
about as good as I ever got
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>>2633903
holy shit! I can do all this. I used to go on the Universal Pen Spinning Board when I was like 15. It was the second weirdest community I've ever been apart of only behind the ClockCrew
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>>2691303
It is a camera trick. I think he shrinks the longer one
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>>2675958
Alright calm down Ocelot.
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>>2685424
Isn't this you?
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>>2651999
That's a broom handle.
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>>2660301
>Know how to ride a giraffeneck unicycle
>Know how to walk on stilts
I wonder how long it would take me to learn this...
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>>2689362
I call bullshit.
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>>2689326
From a movie.
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>>2675241
You getting cancer is not an opinion and your meme is from facebook.

Fuck that guy, I hope you smoke more than you already do.
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>>2643859
i remember watching this live, he made a mistake equipping one of those skills after selling and buying, and actually corrects it
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>>2681408
I'm sure there are people who would go to a restaurant specifically because they sold a "carrot net". As long as it rakes dinguses' money in, i'm not sure it can be considered useless.
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someone post fushigi gravity balls
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>>2694736
>i remember watching this live
lol
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>>2694368
american airlines dont like it when you bring a spear on board so broomstick it is
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>>2693420
tut pls
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>>2694836
hey there was like 100k people also watching it live
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>>2664971
kek
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>>2681481
It's a single action
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>>2645141
>nostalgia
I used to fuck around with those alot as a teenager, wasn't nearly that good though
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>>2692972
>keeps using that word
lmao you dont belong here
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>>2689656
>me as a child after watching mortal combat
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>>2676540
if it would be so then the same could be said about spinning astick.. meele weapon..
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>>2638773
Ok but are you euphoric enough my fellow genius ateist?
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>>2676940
Would be better with just real machinery sounds and no cartoon sound effects.
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>>2696994
Why do incels get so triggered when you call them incels? It's really fascinating that it happens every single time, and you see it on every board on this site, as well as 4chan.
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You ever forced to hang out with some sack of body odor who tells you all about that sword fighting or lightsaber class he's taking? They always talk that shit about "yeah but wait until the zombie apocalypse comes and you'll all be at my house." Bonus points if they have some rifle or shotgun they've never actually taken to a shooting range, because it makes them feel badass to own a gun but they have no idea how to actually shoot.

Bitch, nobody will be at your house. You probably have a half-eaten bowl of trix you're letting mummify next to your mattress that sits on the ground.

These stick twirling guys are all that guy.

I'll just get eaten by zombies, thanks.
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>>2676726
You are a big fucking cringe to your parents
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>>2668929
keto butter?? what is it?? A chunk of butter??
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>>2689307

Shortly before that event, a time of 9.41 was determined to be the theoretical perfect score capable of being achieved on that specific 100 meter dash mini-game in the 2000 Athens Olympics N64 videogame. The world record at the time was 9.43 seconds. Everyone was trying to achieve the perfect score until this guy finally did. He essentially needed to mash a+b in "frame perfect" intervals 10+ times a second for 9.41 seconds in order to max the score.
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>>2645138
pretty fast for a big guy.
cringy as fuck though
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>>2694371
i think getting on the thing would be the hardest part. Unless your a cluts i bet it would be easy to learn
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>>2697406
keto from ketogenic diet. It's of course retarded as fuck
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>>2697572
I bet it's easier to get onto than the giraffe neck unicycle.
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>>2697279
I refuse to believe anybody actually refers to "the zombie apocalypse" while being serious.
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>>2686667
the first time i saw this i laughed so hard i almost threw up



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