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Post ur best cat webms and gifs, farewell 2018 edition!
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>>2584828
Kek
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>>2584830
And the sequel
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>>2584831
Never seen the sequel b4. jej
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>>2584831
Aww, poor kitty just want some love :3
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>>2584831
top kek.
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Here's a flashback.
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>>2584837
What year did they make that?
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>>2584838
August 1, 2011
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>>2584837
This always makes me smile
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>>2584839
Really? It looks older.
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>>2584841
Are you fucking arguing with me? I checked the direct upload from Mike Polk who made the video.
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>>2584842
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>>2584827
Awww man, little guy got so big!!
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>>2584827

So cute how he bounces at his reflection!
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here is a classic frens
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>>2584833

for the record, that cat is owned and is loved. Rappaport just redubbed a silent vid from somebody else's instagram.
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>>2584835
Cats seem to know when their owners are attention whores and make them pay the price.
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>>2584835
HE MONCH
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>>2584834

That evil look, cat gives zero fucks
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>>2584835

OM NOM NOM
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>>2584828
Would someone please post the real version without the cancer spammed onto it?
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>>2584865
just press mute you retard
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My cat is at the vets since yesterday on an IV drip, he has acute kidney failure. He is only 2 years old and I am so worried about him.
Sorry for blog.
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>>2584868
If i get dub your kitters will cat for many a year more.
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>>2584868
if my post starts with a 1 then your kitter be ok
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>>2584870
It's a kind of dubs
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>>2584870
>>2584872
Thank you anons
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>>2584865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A
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any fucka gonna post moar or wot
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fuk dat strawburry
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>>2584865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1hj9ozzip4
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>>2584878

As silly as this shit is, it's a prime example of why humans were destined to be the top predators on the planet.

Despite it's incredible agility, that cat was dead tired by the 3rd lap. Humans are built to run down most animals on earth.
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>>2584827
I thought cats could pass the mirror test. Am I mistaken?
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>>2584902
Are you fucking retarded? Humans don't come close to agility or land speed. Our knees are bent the wrong way to keep up with most animals. We are designed to climb trees and stay the fuck there, waiting out any predator that tree'd us.
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>>2585430
We stand up straight so we can see over tall grasses. We have no prehensile tail, no ability to grasp branches with our feet, and no claws to dig into the bark so no we are not designed for tree climbing. We evolved away from that.
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>>2585554
The evolutionary line between tree climbing trees and seeing over tall grasses is a bit gray, but wherever that line is, it still supports the theory that humans aren't meant for agility or land speed.
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>>2584831
>call the cops
wtf
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>>2585565
The original posters argument was of greater stamina beating out agility and speed.
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>>2585591
The original argument was also stupid, because the circumstances in the video aren't related to what the "argument" said.
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>>2584837
>tfw my brother took the cat to his gfs house and now the apartment is empty
How much do cats cost? I kinda want to buy one side its too lonely here
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>>2584902
Imagine how scary that would be to be a big cat in the old days
Like you are all bad ass and shit but then you see a group of humans in the distance like jogging after you
You sprint away and get tired, expecting them to be gone but you look back and they are still there in the distance
You keep sprinting away but you get tired and stop and they are always there slowly getting closer
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>>2584857
Purely psychosomatic.
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>>2585430
I think it's you who's retarded here
It's not about the agility or "land speed" as you call it but about endurance
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>>2585698
most certainly was.
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>>2586334
I dunno, you just called agility "land speed" so it might be you who's the real retard here.
Protip: you don't have to be agile to be fast.
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>>2586169
You can foster shelter cats for the weekend or on a more permanent basis and it has the added bonus that they take care of the vet bills. Problem though is they can be adopted out from under you. Though if you get an older short haired cat you don't need to worry much since they are the least preferred cat to adopt.
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does anyone have that restaurant ad where a cat just BONKS his head on a door in the middle of it?
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>>2587311
This isn't sfw rekt
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>>2584835
Me on the left
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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annnnd this is the last of my kitty collection.
night night anons.
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Missed one!
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>>2585420
no cats are dumb compared to elephants and shit
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>>2586635
Agility is literally the ability to move quickly or easily. Which would directly correlate into land speed.
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>>2585698
Human chased around cat. Cat grew tired. Human caught cat. Endurance.
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>>2587478
When you have to resort to choking an animal out they are no longer domestic
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>>2587548
The cat kept on repeating the same pattern and the human eventually was able to catch on. It was more a matter of intellect.
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>>2587919
Dude, that's literally a wildcat.
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>>2584834
Around blacks, never relax.
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>>2587545
>Which would directly correlate into land speed.
Wrong retard. You are implying that rhinos are agile.
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>>2588031
Pretty sure it is a lynx.
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>>2584835
I wanna bite that titty too
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>>2584865
This video will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever be funny
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>>2584868
I hope your cat gets better
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>>2587478
How does a lynx even get in your kitchen
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>>2587494
Put some fucking hair on your cat
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>>2584902
Except my virginity
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>>2584846
oh fuck I remember this
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>>2589093
Last year there was a news story of a woman who somehow had a mountain lion in her home and she scared it out by beating a drum. How did that happen?
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>>2589093
>>2589774
Live in the mountains and leave your door open.
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>>2587478
I think your dog might be autistic
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>>2585559
haven't laughed so hard in a good long while, thanks anon.
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bowties are cool
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>>2584878
>wasted
>not busted
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>>2586185
dude wtf I was telling my friend the exact same thing two weeks ago ! no jokes
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>>2592314
Not drunk. They have some disease or something.
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>>2593740

No they were just anesthetized for surgery or other treatment.
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>>2593816
>never petting the kitty

What is wrong with these people?
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>>2585420
>>2587543
Some can, some can't.
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>>2593814
Other anon was right, it's a disorder called Cerebellar Hypoplasia, often referred to as wobbly cats. Doesn't usually effect them outside of their retard walk.
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>>2593860

When my old cat had some teeth removed and he came out of anesthesia he did exactly what that cat is doing in the .webm for about an hour. The vet said it was completely normal.
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>>2589031
PUNISHED
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>>2587494
That cat has gone full fight mode. It'll fuck your shit up and go straight for the neck.
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>>2584833
the cats actually famous
one of those instagram cats
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>>2587494
That is one ugly ass little chupacabra
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>>2587483
perfect example of America's race relations
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>>2588039
I've never trusted jews since my circumcision either.
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>>2584867
No you
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>>2584878
Why'd he use a ladder
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>>2588039
that cat is gonna grow up to be a piece of shit
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>>2587488
>Skooma.webm
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>>2584827
Reminds me the kitten of my former flatmate. It was a truly weird specimen. First of all, the cat liked water, to the point you had to close the doors of the bathroom and block the cut-out in it when taking a shower, or the cat would gladly enter inside and sit at the bottom of the shower, soaking wet. Secondly, it utterly ignored mirrors, despite being adopted as a tiny furball and never seeing one before. Third, it never, ever tried to get out of the flat, despite it being first floor and the windows being regularly open. Wasn't even curious what's right behind the window and often running away from the openings, as they were blowing in cold air.
Unfortunately, didn't record any of it at all and the cat's owner got herself kicked out in two months from our flat.
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>>2586169
You mean buying one or upkeep? Because you can get a cat for free, just visit nearby animal shelter. As for upkeep, you need litter box & litter (probably the most expensive thing in the long run), bowl for food, bowl for water and food itself. Then there are vaccines once in a while and once for six months a vial of anti-flea product. Oh, and a scratching post, a single toy (preferably one that has a bell inside or makes other low-key sound when moved) and a transporter (unless you are a fucking cheapstick and use a cardboard box with holes, but good luck stressing the shit out of the animal this way).
So we are talking 30-50 bucks a month here and twice as much during the first month when you buy all the utensiles. And if you don't mind looking around for the best price tag for the litter, then you can save a lot of money this way on the long run. Always buy bigger bags, they are cheaper by default. And focus on the volume of the litter, not the weight of it. Buy it unscented, too, since roughtly every third cat won't use litter box that has scented litter inside. If you will keep it clean, there won't be any odour anyway, while the synthetic scent annoys cats on regular basis and gets tiresome for humans too

tl;dr it's cheap, as long as you only have one cat and litter is the biggest pain in the ass
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>>2587476
Assuming I counted them properly, this is what seven thousand dollars looks like if it was cute, cuddly and loud.
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>>2584882
>Not King of the Scratch Post
You had one job
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>>2596092
Needs two cats if you're gone much of the day (work), though.
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>>2596098
That's the bullshit theory every breeder and animal supplies seller is going to tell you. Cat can be perfectly fine when it's alone and doesn't mind it at all. But that won't double your expenditures on the animal, hence the "you totally need to have two cats, mate" horseshit story.
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>>2596103
I've always had 2 cats, because I like seeing them having fun, or just being content with each other and entertaining each other. Knowing that when I'm away for the day, they won't get bored, unless they want to be bored. They can "socialize" if they so choose.
Sure, you don't NEED two cats, but you should WANT two cats. Because why not.
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>>2596098
What the other anon already said. I'm reception clerk, working 12 hours shifts and most of them during night-time, so then I sleep during the day, too. My cat is content when I'm in the flat, but doesn't mind at all being left alone. Left few cameras running once and all she was doing during my absence was sleeping, eating a bit and spending over two hours on playing with her toy. All so unremarkable I didn't even get any internet-worthy material out of it, besides the cat was fine. Nobody ever complained about noises, too.
I get it, some cats might need companion, but with heavy emphasis on "some". Getting two cats right off the bat is asking for trouble, because they might spectacularly NOT get along, even if they are siblings or were rised together, leading to all sort of problem. And what you gonna do then? Drop one of them in the shelter, because you have to separate them somehow? Endure their non-stop fights for next 7-15 years?
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>>2596105
>Because why not.
Not the anon you are replying to, but because you can end up with more trouble than anything else. Two cats might like each other. Or they might hate each other. And you are STUCK with them if they fight.
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>>2596108
Well, at a shelter, you'll likely be able to pick out two who get along with each other.
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>>2596111
... and you gonna test that how? Because I have this weird feeling you never seen how shelter looks like. Or the ones around your place are drastically different from those around my place.
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>>2596112
>... and you gonna test that how?

So far, paying attention worked well. Doesn't mean it's going to work 100% of the time, but the cats we had clearly showed care for each other in the stressful situation that is a shelter.
Doesn't even mean that the shelter we went to is like all the others. I wouldn't know, I haven't been to any others. It's a big room full 'o fluff here.
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>>2596125
And it's a series of separated, mid-sized cages up here. The cats do not interact at all and they have solid walls on each side precisely to prevent that.
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>>2584846
This was literally the first video I ever watched on YouTube. Happy.
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>>2584835
Milky plz? Nom.
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>>2587488
>>2587488
>>2596049
When the Skooma hits.
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>>2586153
>this isn't named "skrillex cat"
One fucking job anon
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>>2587950
its more about sweating. most animals get heated after running a short distance, humans can jog over extremely long distances

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=826HMLoiE_o
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>>2587950
>>2598505
... why not both, you imbeciles? The cat only had this many options and ways to go, along with being a short-distance runner and in panic. Eventually it got predictable, along with slower and tired.
God, why HFY fags are always uniformly so dumb?
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>>2598461
>Polish cat
>Skrillex
Pick one
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>>2595510
Is this the evolutionary process to genetically engineered cat girls for domestic ownership?
Fat cat men?
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>>2585430
You're an idiot, it's a scientific fact humans are the greatest long distance runners on the planet, you cant even argue against it.
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>>2585430
>>2585591
Humans are the top stamina runners. Romans used runners as messengers over riders because a top runner beats a horse on long distance.
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>>2599289
Not him but thats actually sled dogs, Humans are second I think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDG4GSypcIE&vl=en
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>>2585430
>he doesn't know about persistence hunting
>he doesn't know persistence hunting + tools are why ancient humans prevailed over animals
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>>2588039

Trying to give your cat autism.
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>>2584831
That's genuinely made me sad
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>>2599622
>dogs

No.
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>>2589921
get the fuck back to hueddit
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>>2584868

I hope he recovers. If he can't, I hope he doesn't suffer.
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>>2599189
Only to test the procedure out. Fat men are expendable
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Anyone else who has had this happen to them before? It is pretty shit when you don't expect it
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>>2589076
Not while it's so busy being sexy as fuck.
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>>2593860
No, they were on anesthetics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beWo2Ic3cbQ
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>>2600882
That's why you learn to trim their nails from a young age.
Else you get spiked all the time.
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>>2601333
Alternatively, you train your fucking kitten to not pounce on you, you stupid shit.
Also
>Trimming kitten nails
Enjoy traumatising your cat so it won't allow it when adult, as doing it properly for kittens is notoriously hard and easy to fuck-up.

You would know, if you ever had a kitten, rather than reading a help guide about rising one.
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>>2584868
>2 yo
>kidney failure
I know this is going to sound like a total dick thing, but if it turns out to be chronic (which it most likely is), put the cat out. If it already had kidney failure this early, all it's going to do for next 1-10 years is going to spend every single fucking day in pain, not to mention requiring treatment on regular basis. Put it out of its own misery in case of such diagnosis.
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>>2589072
FAG
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>>2585584
US so they can shoot to kill
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>>2601911
If you couldn't tell from the videos they are taken in Britain. The voice over is done by an American actor.
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>>2584876
wtf, average american making meow?
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>>2601943
That's a beaner.
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>>2593816
PET THE CAT!! PET IT! NOW!
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>>2601928
Exactly, an American actor. I also couldn't tell it was from Britian, no. Seemed like any backyard to me. I didn't watch the originals, tho.
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>>2601964
To me the backyard seemed quintessentially British.
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>>2601954
>wtf, average american making meow?
>That's a beaner.
same thing.
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>>2602035
You can say that when the majority is beaner.
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So my fucking flat-mate just moved out and took her cat with her, despite being irresponsible piece of shit (I was taking care for that cat for the whole time) AND having also a puppy. A puppy of fucking dogo argentino, a cat-hunting dog. So the days of that poor cat are counted.
I just don't know what to do with myself now. I was planning to simply buy the cat from her, but that bitch left when I was at work and wasn't home for previous 5 days. Pet me. Do something. I loved that animal and now it will either starve, get mauled by the dog (the puppy already non-playfully attacked it few times) or die out of dehydration.
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>>2584835

Titty Kitty
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>>2602038
Which will be reality either this very year or the next one, considering census data and statistics for over three decades. So your point being what exactly?
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>>2599986
THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE JESUS CHRIST HOLD ME
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>>2602253
>this year
No.
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>>2602269
Unless you plan to shit out from somewhere additional 0.7 million white folks - it will happen around Thanksgiving. Maybe a bit later, but it's very likely to hit that point this year.
And even if not, then the 2020 census will clearly mark it anyway.
Deal with it. By your retirement, you will be part of Latin America.
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>>2602269
You know a new year started few days ago... right?
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>>2602283
>By 2060, the Census Bureau projects that Hispanic people will comprise over 28% of the total population with 119 million residing in the United States.
https://www.cnn.com/2013/09/20/us/hispanics-in-the-u-s-/

That's not even a third.
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>>2584842
I can just see the pulsing blood vessel on the forehead, paired with impotent rage in an overweight balding body.

Excellent roleplay!
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>>2587478

nice kitty.
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>>2587475
>3AM
>DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
That wasn't a good idea.
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>>2601424
I've done it to mine as young as 3 months, and she purrs every time.
If you're doing properly, your cat is supposed to understand what's a caring hand.
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>>2584877
that made my day absolutely
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>>2602959
hoyl shit
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Anyone have Diary Cat
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>>2584902
>human struggle with cat in confined space.
>keep running back and forward like a dummy
>with no way to scape, the cat finally gives up.
>human is superior comments.
A poor fool with no brain. Maybe a colour person.
Next.
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>>2587481
This is so sweet it breaks my heart. The cat wanted to save his owner, but she is a stupid human that doesn't know she's about to drown
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>>2599986
it's little things like this webm that cheer me up on such shit days desu..
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>>2602959
swole af
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>>2602962
It's like you've purposefully missed the point here. So to make myself crystal clear: it's hard to do it right with kittens, especially if it's your first kitten to take care for ever. And if you fuck it up with kitten, then that cat will always hate it and won't allow it, making any future trimming hard.
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>>2603097
>Animal can't escape and gets itself so tired it can't do shit anymore
>Human barely jumped few paces and caught the shit-wasted from tiredness cat with ease
>Somehow the cat is superior
Truly, the cat master race is beyond human comprehension
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>>2602959
Check out that absolute Unit
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>>2603280
Just because something is hard, doesn't mean it shouldn't be done. Just don't be a fucking hamhanded retard and it will go well.
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>>2584828
this is great if you keep it muted
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>>2584876
absolute fucking unit
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>>2602959
OH LAWD HE COMIN!
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>>2604040
>Hey anon, you should totally try this!
>There is only 70% chance your cat will hate you forever thanks to this!
>And just 90% chance it will hate the procedure even more!
Want to know how I know you never really had a cat, not to mention taking care for one?
Also, teach it to use the scratching post instead, you fucking imbecile
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>>2584902
This is more or less how I tamed my previous cat. It was a wild mog constantly using my garden as a shortcut. I've waited for it to enter, blocked the entrance point, the exit being already closed too and then chased the shit out of the cat for about 5 minutes. Eventually it was too fucking tired to run anymore, so I just grabbed it, put under an old, wire crate for improvised cage and kept it like that, sheltered, fed and watered, for next few days. Then it just stayed on its own.
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>>2602959
>this dude slaps ur gf ass
Wat do?
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>>2601954
Mexico is part of America you dumb fuck.
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>>2584868
So sorry bro, I know how sad it can be
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>>2602959
That cat looked ready to kill a child
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>>2605874
OC, then they're yours? Your dog has mange and needs bathing treatments if so.
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>>2587311
I'm like 90% sure that's a cooking show/competition (as in master chef style) or a restaurant review show, not an ad
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>>2586171
sauce on the song?
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>>2603058
this?
>>2606233
would have been smooth as fuck had it gotten the cloth fully back in
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>>2605939
Shes fine now
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>>2604319
>hey, anon. you should try this
>but only if you're not a bumbling retard too lazy to do some research beforehand
And yes, I do have cats. I trim their claws and none of them have ptsd, unlike you.
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>>2606338
>this
yes
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>>2606224
lost my shit hard
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>>2606647
>Can avoid any trouble whatsoever
>Nah, fuck it, let's trim kitten's nails instead!
>Who cares if anything goes bad
>It's not the cat is going to throw a hissfit for next 8-12 years or something
You are a fucking moron. There is no fucking point nor reason to get kitten's nails trimmed. There simply isn't. And the best part is you propose it as a counter-solution to the kitten pouncing you, instead of teaching it to stop. Congrats, you have no fucking clue how to raise a cat.
>inb4 you can't train a cat
Like I've said, stop reading those retarded guides and get a cat. Although I pity the animal having a moron like you as its care-taker.
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>>2584878
parkour kot
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>>2584828
What I love most about this is he bought it because of how it looked. He knows its ugly as fuck but still chose to have it as a pet.
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>>2584834
>Blinks slowly to signal friendship
>Proceeds to attack 1 second later

Yes they do that. I was stroking my cat really good and she was purring like a little whore. Then out of fucking nowhere she bites me! and not even just that scratches me too! And the whole fucking she still purring. what a fucking retard!

Now I dont stroke her anymore because Im scared and shes depressed because she doesnt get any attention. She just sleeps all day and wakes up for food.

Dumbass creature..
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>>2608081
Cats purr when they are in pain. Also cats can have tender areas.
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>>2607759
wtf did you do
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>>2606647
>>2607466
Do both of you have retards for cats? My cat can be very playful and will pounce, paw at my hand, and even play-bite; but she's aware that, being a cat, she has this wonderful ability that allows her to retract her claws, which lets her play as much as she wants without hurting her owners she loves.
The only time I'd get scratched is when playing with a toy or string, which she's obviously happy to catch with her claws, and holding it too close. A modicum of caution from my part avoids that completely.
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>>2602151
Can't you phone/message her asking to buy the cat? Unless you were on adversarial terms and she just wants to fuck you over, it sounds like she's the kind of person who doesn't actually care much and would be happy to make some money off the thing.
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>>2586153
mix meowster
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>>2607466
None of my cats had problems, if your had its because you're the fucking moron who can't think before doing something that might cause a problem.
>oh, I like to live in a gay safe bubble because I'm afraid of every single adversity that might happen, screw being careful though, since I'm too lazy
t. you
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>>2608303
You sound like a liar.
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>>2608311
I would if I had her number. And I'm not going to ask the land lady, because the flat-mate was a complete fucking moron that cost us bunch of money on repairs and other damages, along with ending up calling cops on her twice.
So the loss of cat is sad and painful as fuck, but on the other hand, we literally opened a champagne bottle when that stupid bitch moved out to celebrate, right after the locksmith changed locks to the doors.
Besides, considering he was an openly malicious troll (to the point she started drilling holes in walls in the night between Christmas Eve and Christmas, 3:30 AM or intentionally tearing a shower head from the wall just to piss off everyone else in the flat), I woudn't be surprised if she would say "No" just to fuck me over some more.
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>>2609944
*she was
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>>2608780
Different anon, but please tell us what's so terrible on playing it on the safe side with your pets? I really don't get your argument, which apparently boils down to "screw it, what could possibly go wrong". If risk can be avoided, the most natural and reasonable thing to do is to avoid it, instead of running straight into the fry.
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>>2595824
>Jews
I think the guy's speaking Arabic, repeating "get up" or "look up" or "rise". Plus at the end there's Arabic writings.

>Arabs cut the tip of their dicks too I know, but they don't do it to Americans.
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>>2608523
Meow Mixer
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>>2612046
Lol'd. Do you have the whole video?
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>>2606550
oh god the horror, what has science done
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>>2586153

DeadmEOWS
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>>2608081
You Moron just because it blinked once doesnt mean it signals friendship, especially not with that positition of the ears.
No wonder your cat bite and scratched you, it just acknowledged your stupidity and is now depressed everytime seeing you.
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>>2596018
To get down there. The area is probably closed off. Hence the need to rescue the cat.
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>>2587494
No, you not take my precious
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>>2601424
a trick to hopefully train your cat, any age, not to do anything that hurts you (bite, scratch) is to ham up how much you are hurt. Like really howling in pain, then keep interaction with the cat low for like 1-2 days and hiss when you meet. This should make the cat think "Oh shit I almost killed my master with my rough play. They're really hurt, better tone things done". Basically your guilt tripping your cat into better behavior.
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>>2600113
that cat is an actor and probably has more money than you
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why are half these videos russians?
Why do russians like cats so much?
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>>2589031
where is the `wasted` version?
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>>2606088
Technoboy - Angel Heart
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>>2606550
[spoiler]Co ja czeszę[/spoiler]
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>>2587494
haha so funny, imagine how much that poor cat is freaked out of its little mind. Its a funny gif but these owners a stupid as fuck for putting that cat through this.
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>>2606231
Fuck those guys
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>>2596097
>Not a small man in a large hat who "cannot see" the forst of the trees

You're unemployed.
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>>2596049
this
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>>2586215
that boy needs therapy
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>>2606550
>>2607950
What's the source of these?
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>>2616269
Found the first one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpsGLsaZKS0
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>>2587478
I seriously thought the one with the camera was making those noises. Sounds like a fucking human, even deers can sound eerily human as well. Fuck you're literally forced to be a True Neutral when it comes to the wilderness.

Here's a deer that cries in an almost human like voice, or it's just me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzwbOZKfrUQ
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>>2602959
Absolute chonker
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You have to admire the feline family, infinitely entertaining in their smaller forms and the world's most successful land predator at their peak. With long fangs that pierce their prey's spinal cord, they are an ambush predator that have mastered the concept of one strike, one kill.
Now if only they weren't completely useless for picking up chicks.
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>>2587478
okay why this
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>>2587494

>OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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>>2584868
My cat was three years old when she got jaundice. No idea what happened, best guess is she got into something when she accidentally got locked in the bathroom.

She somehow made it. That was 6 years ago. Vet called it a miracle, so I hope yours turns out a miracle too.
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>>2588039
a chad
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>>2584834
Cats can be such cunts and hold a grudge. I love them.
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>>2606194
the fucking kek of that guy
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>>2603993
looks like a dogo in the fur pattern of the cat
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>>2587481
The winner! Love this one.
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>>2587548
Human and cat is locked into big cage, try repeating experiment in open plain and see what happens.
That cat will sprint away from you in a heartbeat, and disappear, you are literally confining it into a tiny space and trying to act as if the human is possessing some impressive abilities, when the truth is that you've only handicapped the cat by removing all of its natural ways to deal with threats (running away, hiding).
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>>2596097
>Not Invested In The Iraqi Dinar

Eat a healthy dinar, but try to get most of your protein at the start of the day.
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>>2608348
He getting comfy.
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>>2607785
A happier time. Stupidvideos.
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>>2606233
I love how pets just know when they've fucked up. There was some .webm in the dog thread where he was licking dishes in the sink and the owner yells at him and surprises him and he slowly marches over to his bed with his ears down in shame and just lays there.
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>>2610972
Shut the fuck up you sperg
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>>2602959
OH LAWD HE COMIN
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>>2585420

My cats never gave a shit.
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>>2601911

Only on black cats.
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>>2606170

Good job, Mr. Kitty.
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>>2608358

Except the cat gets the mouse about 10 seconds later.
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>>2593740
>>2593814
Nah, floor was waxed.
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>>2618512
Thing is, that was how we did it in the old days. The cat would run, the human would follow his tracks and arrive before the cat was fully rested, so the cat couldn't flee quite as far the next time, and even less the time after that, wash, rinse, repeat until it has nothing left to run with.

Da dum dum da-dum. Da dum dum da-dum.
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>>2618512
>t. moron who thinks there is any animal with greater endurance than humans
Nigger, how the FUCK do you think we ended up at the top of the food chain, being bunch of hairless apes that can't run for shit, don't have any sort of natural weapon, can't see in the dark and need to take care for their kids for TWO FUCKING YEARS before said kids even starts to walk on their own.
It ain't yogurth
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>>2620951
It's called thumbs and advanced cognition.
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>>2600882
>lay down on futon
>didn't know cat was sleeping under the blankets
>shreds my back
Look before you leap, kids
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>>2600995
cringe
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>>2584837
the face on the cat shitting in the box is fucking hilarious
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>>2602151
>>2608311
>>2609944
Aaaaand... the cat is officially registered in local shelter as captured in the wild. Since it has a highly distinctive mark on its nose and has white whiskers on the left side (while being otherwise entirely black) that's definitely that cat.
Fucking stupid bitch, throwing away her cat in the middle of winter. Why the fuck she even took it, if she dumped it in a week?
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>>2623626
Awesome, now you can get him back! The cat might not be very happy but all things considered it could've been much worse off.
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>>2585430
you are the retard man. Thats an all known fact.
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>>2588036
Dude i smiled the whole vid
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>>2623759
That's the plan. But I have to wait for the quarantine to be over first, since I'm not the owner and I can't pick it before the cat is officially declared both healthy and legally ownerless



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