>I want a /vr/ console that can run perfect ports of arcade games!
>>5438331is it deliberate that he looks like he's humping the controller?
>>5438327Done, but it only has an RF output.
>>5438327Wish granted, but it's $599 (yeah I know the joke isn't retro but it's the best I could come up with)I wish the Dreamcast's controller was the Duke but with VMUs instead of a giant logo
>>5438372Wish granted, but it uses proprietary rechargeable batteries which aren't made anymore and are starting to die out en masse.I wish N64 controller joysticks never wore done.
>>5438327Done. Your console CAN run perfect ports of arcade games.But the only arcade game that actually got ported is Hangman.
>>5438327I want a board where only people 18 or above post
>>5438332of course, there's another version of this ad with a prominent dick monster enemy on screen in the background
>>5438331This>>5438546 that one is a shop actually
>>5438372>I wish the Dreamcast's controller was the Duke but with VMUs instead of a giant logoFunny story, the Xbox team was consciously aping the Dreamcast and planned on having a VMU until they realized there was no pointBill Gates himself tried to bring Sega on board with making the Xbox backwards compatible with the DreamcastThose guys really thought they were making the spiritual successor to Sega consoles
>>5438620The xbox does have some good titles. I would be happy with Sega and Microsoft teaming up. Sega of America was way ahead of the Japanese anyhow. I wish Sega of Japan was shut down and Microsoft just contracted out Japanese developers. The westerners treat developers better than the Japanese. Fucking kojima seems to have an infinite cash supply right now and is having the time of his life living like a rockstar.
>>5438620>spiritual successor to Sega consolesThough not a successor to sega, in many ways it is a continuation of the dreamcast. There are so many "improvements" that if someone didn't know better they would think it is a successor. The duke is very similar to the DC controller. I have a very strong suspicion that much of the designs and internal design ideas transfered from sega to microsoft after it was realized that sega had no hope as a hardware maker in the future.>>5438620>planned on having a VMUThe center jewel in the Duke at one point was going to be a small screen as well. Most likely this design was after the VMU, but before the final product.
>>5438671>The westerners treat developers better than the JapaneseDidn't Nintend of America impose a bunch of Nazi-tier rules on devs in the NES days that NOJ didn't have?
>>5438776That was back in the 1980s. Nowadays America has the best wages and job opportunities in the world. The only place I see dethroning America is European nations. CDPR has a good thing going for them in Poland with all the tax benefits and government kickbacks. Japanese people are being worked to death.
>>5438671>Sega of America was way ahead of the Japanese anyhow.Imagine believing this.
>>5438331Patrick Bateman would have a Neo Geo back in the early '90s.
>>5438334That's mean.>wish granted for a /vr/ console that can run perfect arcade ports>perfect arcade SEGA Master System ports
>>5438327Done, but it uses 8 AA batteries that only last 3 hours as much.
>>5438620Panzer Dragoon Orta, House of the dead 3, Crazy Taxi 3, and Jet Set Future made it kinda true.
>>5438331>Great skills, Marcus. Really impressive. Where do you play?>Arcade>I've got a NeoGeo at home. You should look into it.
>>5438391>I wish N64 controller joysticks never wore done.Now the N64 controllers don't have a joystic. Instead they have 4 c-buttons more.
I want /v/ to be one board instead of four.
I wish for pic related but with dual analog sticks and a second set of trigger buttons
>>5438786>The only place I see dethroning America is European nationslmao
>>5438556you shittin me? I've been seeing that for what feels like forever. This must be what it was like to learn that Dendy was just a pusher for crappy Chinese ripoffs.
>>5438327There are none. Saturn comes closest though.NeoGeo AES games aren't ports, the hardware and roms are identical to the MVS, only the physical connectors are different.
>>5441203Exactly what other hardware is the aes hardware identical to?
I'm perfectly happy with mame, with a nice arcade stick, on a crt. I doubt anything will ever top it
>>5439252>>5439617he kills paul allen for calling his neo-geo a nintendo
>>5438770The Xbox had a lot of those weird, quirky exclusives in an attempt to find a niche market but constantly failing, until Halo stuck.>>5438671Microsoft should've also combined the Xbox and Windows market into one; the Japanese weren't particularly fond of the Xbox, but they would be more willing to play Halo on Windows. With this Xbox and Windows synergy, Microsoft could've also partnered with Falcom, one of Japan's prominent PC developers, and would effectively give their games perfect console versions and western releases. I imagine it would have accelerated the Japanese support on PC, which would've helped with MS' initial goals of creating DirectX; dethroning Japanese consoles.
>>5438620Xbox got a lot of former Sega exclusives