I'm a trained, professional GameFreak apologists. Ask me anything.
>>38929452Is Kanto in? I will preorder TODAY if all 151 are in the game.
Do you get paid in downloadable codes for potions or pokeballs?
would you defend GameFreak cutting everything from the game except for gym leader battles to get the game out as quickly as possible
>>38929485He gets paid for it. Of course he would. It's his job.
>>38929452What's the indefinite integral of sin(ln(x))
>>38929493anon... are you implying game freak apologists are getting paid for that and don't do it of their own free will...
Why do you do it? Do you hate Pokémon?
>>38929542They get paid in in-game items, I believe.
>>38929542That's he only possible reason that I can fathom. If not for the money, then what the fuck else for?
>>38929485I would defend them even if they straight up packaged their own shit into the game box instead of a cartridge. That's such a novel, fresh idea in the gaming industry
Why does Alola Marowak learn it's signature move at level 27 when Cubone evolves at level 28?
>>38930278HahaI don't know
>>38929470Kanto is in! What's even better, it's in TWICE. Every Kanto Pokemon appears in the Pokedex TWICE, so you can have TWICE the fun catching your beloved, original, 151 Pokemon (Except for Mew, you will have to buy TWO Pokeball plus because you can only register one with each)
Me too fren. I just LOOOOOOOOVE sucking and slurping on that GAmE fReAk semen.*SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>>38931197It's so good, it's so worth it.
>>38929452How many fucks does Masuda give?
>>38929517Why yes it's-1/2 x (cos(log(x)) - sin(log(x))),how did you know?