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Stop making jokes about gardevoir being traps. You should love and train your gardevoir even if its male. You just want a wife but pokemon are our friends and deserve love no matter their gender
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>>38564741
They do deserve our love and that includes sexual love.
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Gardevoir is for boxing after getting its dex entry
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>>38564741
I mean sure but if I have a male Kirlia I'm probably gonna evolve it into Gallade
So, logically, my Gardevoir is most likely going to be female.
I specifically remember my first Gardevoir being male when I was like 10, though.
I still loved him.
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>>38564831
>I still loved him
That is endearing and precious.
I remember being a teen playing RSE and my friends made jokes about male gardevoir, but you didn’t give a shit and just kept it. That was nice to read.
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>>38564831
If you love him then you should marry him
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>>38564913
This
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>>38564741
>>38564913
Male Gardevoir don't exist.
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>>38565211
Seething
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>>38564741
>tits
That's a tranny, not a trap
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>>38564741
Pp makes it cuter
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>>38564863
Ayy well to be fair I was too young and innocent to waifufag anything, I just liked gardevoir because it looks cool. I specifically remember seeing Wally catch his Ralts for the first time and proceeding to run around for like 30 minutes in that exact patch of grass because just looking at the thing and it's color palette I knew it would evolve into something great.

>>38564913
Human on Pokémon relationships are heresy for good reason. It's not healthy for either party. I'd want my Gardevoir to be happy in the long term and have viable children of his or her own.
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>>38565466
I'm merely spreading the truth.
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>>38564831
Basically this.

>>38564913
You cant/shouldnt force people do be gay.
Despite i find a brojob not bad at all
If you want a wife/husb, but get a unwanted gender, just release it.
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>>38565505
Are human pokemon relations allowed in pokemon lore. We dont even know if pokemons have sex. What if gardevoir are luke elves they are not human but in dnd they live with humans who would tell us that pokemon human relationships are wrong ig we cant even tell some pokemon appart from intelligent species. Who was the god to make an animal that looks like a human like machamp and why did he do that why would he allow humans to overrule them
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>>38566067
>who was the god who made an animal that looks like humans like machamp and why would he allow humans to overrule them
Pic related.
As for why, Arceus is literally retarded. Dude has a universe to run and he wastes his time allowing a 12 year old to capture and order him around.
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>>38565473
Based and redpilled
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>>38566067
>Are human pokemon relations allowed in pokemon lore
Its cannon since Gen4. There is also pic related and that manga pag about "Tentacool accident on bathtub"

>What if pokemon are not human but they live with humans...
Anon. Thats what pokemon is.

>...tell us that pokemon x human relationships are wrong appart from consent/intelligent species
Thats what they said when brits get in Asia/Africa back in time.
Thats what we said about homosexualism in the 1990s.
Thats what we gonna say when we find Aliens outworld.

>Why humans to overrule them, even through machamp looks like a human.
Gorilas and Monkeys looks like humans in the same way that a Machamp. But you don't complain about monkeys on Zoo

>Why gods allow it
Genesis 2. Read it.


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>>38566446
Forgot the picture.
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>>38565472
Still hot
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>>38566088
It was caught in a pokeball, it has no choice. N was right, pokemon are slaves to people. Humans were able to eventually develop the technology to capture and control god. In the pokemon world humans were able to ascend above god by use of technology.
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>>38564810
>left to right
what the le fuck
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>>38566464
That clearly wasn't literal though.
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>I'd have a problem loving(fucking) her(him) while she(he) makes love to(impregnates) my lopunny(female)
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>>38564913
That's hot
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>>38564913
why is this so incredibly hot
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I feel like vp in a nutshell is philosophing about if you should have relations with pokemon
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>>38568463
Pretty much lmao
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>>38564741
>implying my male gardevoir doesn't receive more of my love and training than they would as a gallade
Gallade is for fags.
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Can girl trainers marry a male gardeboir?
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>>38568621
>>38568639
Male Gardevoir don't exist.
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>>38564741
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>>38568621
>Being a gallade and being used mostly for battle vs getting raped by a gay N.E.E.T as a male gardevoir
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>>38568639
I'm a girl and marrying a male gardevoir would be my dream
>ywn have a femboy gardevoir breed you
why live?
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>>38567724
>(you)((you))
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>>38568947
Based fellow femanon
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>>38566446
I would complain if we found elves and enslaved them. It depends if gardevoir count as animal or inteligent supspecies
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>>38568968
Male kirlia literally die upon evolving into gardevoir.
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Folks who insist that there are no male Gardevoir are almost as bad as the ones who insist there are no male Goodra

Actually I'm pretty sure they're the same people
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>you will never have your femboy gardevoir go into depression because he wasn't evolved into gallade
>you will never marry him and tell him he's beautiful as he is
>he will never slowly begin to love himself and you
>you will never suck each other off and cuddle afterwards
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>>38569582
There is, at least, 5-7 games where elves are slaves.
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>>38568775
>using a gallade for battle
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>>38564741
i train my gardevoirs especially when they're male
i didnt get why everyone wanted to fuck a gardevoir until i caught a male one
>you will never have a gallant twinkish protector
why even live
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>Literally called Sirknight in Japan
There's no reason NOT to train a male Gardevoir
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>>38571305
It's literally called Sanaito, you retarded faggot. Take your fanon bullshit somewhere else.
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>>38564741
>human feet
gross
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>>38571336
>Sirnight/Sānaito may be taken to mean さあ、ナイト saa, naito ("come, knight") or Sir Knight.
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>>38564741
How to troll meta/waifufags
>breed a male Ralts with destiny bond and timid nature
>evolve into Gardevoir
>give choice scarf
???
> PROFIT!!
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>>38569601
Says fucking who
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>>38571376
>come, knight
>cum knight
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>>38571336
Actually the official romanization is "Sirnight" so it's either >>38571376 or just "the sir of night" which sounds even gayer
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>>38565505
I miss when Gardevoir wasn't associated with a boat-load of porn. I remember reading it's Pokedex entry stating it makes black holes and thinking that was cool as fuck.
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>>38573262
I feel ya, brother.
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>>38571336
>Not knowing how Engrish works
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>>38568427
It's asserting dominance over weaker males by fucking them into submission. not gay at all desu
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You will never pass hon
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>>38573262
>I miss when Gardevoir wasn't associated with a boat-load of porn
It always was
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>>38566088
>Dude has a universe to run
Wrong, he created the universe and created Mew to create life. Humans should be grateful, not asking for more things.
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Didn't /vp/ usually have a thread appreciating Gardevoir? What happened?
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>>38575717
We have one on every Saturday, but Gardes are so precious there's no reason not to have another one every now and then.
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>>38573059
Good to know. I've had a male Gardebro since Gen 3 and he means a lot to me. I nicknamed him Sirnight like 13 years ago, so it's nice to see that's still the official romanization.
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>>38575760
Looking forward to next Saturday then
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>>38571359
>feet
Gross
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>>38565505
>I'd want my Gardevoir to be happy
If your Gardevoir loved you, would you deny that love?
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>You will never get brainwashed and feminized into your Gardevoir's obedient cock slut
shame...
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>>38576271
He saw this and pretend he didnt so he wrote it on the other side
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>>38576048
you can't post something like that without providing sauce anon
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>>38576314
Sealguy he also did the first pic
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>>38576320
that was fast
thanks
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>>38564741
>even if its male
>male
having male gardevoirs is pathetic, where is your inner roleplay?
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Guys is it wrong to be atrracted to pokemon? Would arceus judge me if i was?



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