Stop making jokes about gardevoir being traps. You should love and train your gardevoir even if its male. You just want a wife but pokemon are our friends and deserve love no matter their gender
>>38564741They do deserve our love and that includes sexual love.
Gardevoir is for boxing after getting its dex entry
>>38564741I mean sure but if I have a male Kirlia I'm probably gonna evolve it into GalladeSo, logically, my Gardevoir is most likely going to be female. I specifically remember my first Gardevoir being male when I was like 10, though. I still loved him.
>>38564831>I still loved himThat is endearing and precious. I remember being a teen playing RSE and my friends made jokes about male gardevoir, but you didn’t give a shit and just kept it. That was nice to read.
>>38564831If you love him then you should marry him
>>38564741>>38564913Male Gardevoir don't exist.
>>38564741>titsThat's a tranny, not a trap
>>38564741Pp makes it cuter
>>38564863Ayy well to be fair I was too young and innocent to waifufag anything, I just liked gardevoir because it looks cool. I specifically remember seeing Wally catch his Ralts for the first time and proceeding to run around for like 30 minutes in that exact patch of grass because just looking at the thing and it's color palette I knew it would evolve into something great. >>38564913Human on Pokémon relationships are heresy for good reason. It's not healthy for either party. I'd want my Gardevoir to be happy in the long term and have viable children of his or her own.
>>38565466I'm merely spreading the truth.
>>38564831Basically this.>>38564913You cant/shouldnt force people do be gay.Despite i find a brojob not bad at allIf you want a wife/husb, but get a unwanted gender, just release it.
>>38565505Are human pokemon relations allowed in pokemon lore. We dont even know if pokemons have sex. What if gardevoir are luke elves they are not human but in dnd they live with humans who would tell us that pokemon human relationships are wrong ig we cant even tell some pokemon appart from intelligent species. Who was the god to make an animal that looks like a human like machamp and why did he do that why would he allow humans to overrule them
>>38566067>who was the god who made an animal that looks like humans like machamp and why would he allow humans to overrule themPic related. As for why, Arceus is literally retarded. Dude has a universe to run and he wastes his time allowing a 12 year old to capture and order him around.
>>38565473Based and redpilled
>>38566067>Are human pokemon relations allowed in pokemon loreIts cannon since Gen4. There is also pic related and that manga pag about "Tentacool accident on bathtub">What if pokemon are not human but they live with humans...Anon. Thats what pokemon is.>...tell us that pokemon x human relationships are wrong appart from consent/intelligent speciesThats what they said when brits get in Asia/Africa back in time.Thats what we said about homosexualism in the 1990s.Thats what we gonna say when we find Aliens outworld.>Why humans to overrule them, even through machamp looks like a human.Gorilas and Monkeys looks like humans in the same way that a Machamp. But you don't complain about monkeys on Zoo>Why gods allow itGenesis 2. Read it..
>>38566446Forgot the picture.
>>38566088It was caught in a pokeball, it has no choice. N was right, pokemon are slaves to people. Humans were able to eventually develop the technology to capture and control god. In the pokemon world humans were able to ascend above god by use of technology.
>>38564810>left to rightwhat the le fuck
>>38566464That clearly wasn't literal though.
>I'd have a problem loving(fucking) her(him) while she(he) makes love to(impregnates) my lopunny(female)
>>38564913why is this so incredibly hot
I feel like vp in a nutshell is philosophing about if you should have relations with pokemon
>>38568463Pretty much lmao
>>38564741>implying my male gardevoir doesn't receive more of my love and training than they would as a galladeGallade is for fags.
Can girl trainers marry a male gardeboir?
>>38568621>>38568639Male Gardevoir don't exist.
>>38568621>Being a gallade and being used mostly for battle vs getting raped by a gay N.E.E.T as a male gardevoir
>>38568639I'm a girl and marrying a male gardevoir would be my dream>ywn have a femboy gardevoir breed youwhy live?
>>38568947Based fellow femanon
>>38566446I would complain if we found elves and enslaved them. It depends if gardevoir count as animal or inteligent supspecies
>>38568968Male kirlia literally die upon evolving into gardevoir.
Folks who insist that there are no male Gardevoir are almost as bad as the ones who insist there are no male GoodraActually I'm pretty sure they're the same people
>you will never have your femboy gardevoir go into depression because he wasn't evolved into gallade>you will never marry him and tell him he's beautiful as he is>he will never slowly begin to love himself and you>you will never suck each other off and cuddle afterwards
>>38569582There is, at least, 5-7 games where elves are slaves.
>>38568775>using a gallade for battle
>>38564741i train my gardevoirs especially when they're malei didnt get why everyone wanted to fuck a gardevoir until i caught a male one>you will never have a gallant twinkish protectorwhy even live
>Literally called Sirknight in JapanThere's no reason NOT to train a male Gardevoir
>>38571305It's literally called Sanaito, you retarded faggot. Take your fanon bullshit somewhere else.
>>38571336>Sirnight/Sānaito may be taken to mean さあ、ナイト saa, naito ("come, knight") or Sir Knight.
>>38564741How to troll meta/waifufags>breed a male Ralts with destiny bond and timid nature>evolve into Gardevoir>give choice scarf???> PROFIT!!
>>38569601Says fucking who
>>38571376>come, knight>cum knight
>>38571336Actually the official romanization is "Sirnight" so it's either >>38571376 or just "the sir of night" which sounds even gayer
>>38565505I miss when Gardevoir wasn't associated with a boat-load of porn. I remember reading it's Pokedex entry stating it makes black holes and thinking that was cool as fuck.
>>38573262I feel ya, brother.
>>38571336>Not knowing how Engrish works
>>38568427It's asserting dominance over weaker males by fucking them into submission. not gay at all desu
You will never pass hon
>>38573262>I miss when Gardevoir wasn't associated with a boat-load of pornIt always was
>>38566088>Dude has a universe to runWrong, he created the universe and created Mew to create life. Humans should be grateful, not asking for more things.
Didn't /vp/ usually have a thread appreciating Gardevoir? What happened?
>>38575717We have one on every Saturday, but Gardes are so precious there's no reason not to have another one every now and then.
>>38573059Good to know. I've had a male Gardebro since Gen 3 and he means a lot to me. I nicknamed him Sirnight like 13 years ago, so it's nice to see that's still the official romanization.
>>38575760Looking forward to next Saturday then
>>38565505>I'd want my Gardevoir to be happyIf your Gardevoir loved you, would you deny that love?
>You will never get brainwashed and feminized into your Gardevoir's obedient cock slutshame...
>>38576271He saw this and pretend he didnt so he wrote it on the other side
>>38576048you can't post something like that without providing sauce anon
>>38576314Sealguy he also did the first pic
>>38576320that was fastthanks
>>38564741>even if its male>malehaving male gardevoirs is pathetic, where is your inner roleplay?
Guys is it wrong to be atrracted to pokemon? Would arceus judge me if i was?