>>37537830Name a better Fairy-type, I dare you
this is a good thread but sadly i do not have any slurpuff pictures
>>37538820I gotchu anon
>>37537830>Slurpuff saturday>not Slurpuff sundae on sundayONE JOB
>>37539143We get 2 days to celebrate the best Pokemon in existence
>>37539599Based and slurpilled
Bros, why is she so perfect?
Swirlix is alright too, I guess
I'll be stealing this here thread, see?
Slurpuff is one of those great monsters that just does whatever it wants.Physical sweeper? Slurpuff.Special sweeper? Slurpuff.Cleric support? Slurpuff.Physical wall? Slurpuff.Special wall? Slurpuff. Slurpuff can do anything it sets its mind to, we should all be like Slurpuff.
Slurpuff builds, anyone? I have a few.EVs: 36 HP, 96 Def, 192 SpAtk, 138 Sp.Def, 48 SpdAbility: Sweet Veil to avoid being put to sleep and dunk'd onItem: Big Root to give Draining Kiss 100% regen-to-damage rate Moves: Calm Mind, Cotton Guard, Draining Kiss, Flamethrower/Psychic/Surf (depending on whether you want to cover Steel weakness, Poison weakness, or hit both neutrally; I prefer Flamethrower for the Burn chance)Lead with Slurpuff, use either Calm Mind or Cotton Guard depending on what enemy you're facing (1 Cotton Guard followed by two Calm Minds or vice versa). Congratulations, you're FUCKING INVINCIBAAAAAALLL. You are now free to continue boosting to your heart's content, using STAB, Big Root-boosted Draining Kiss whenever your health gets low. Slurpuff eats most common Taunt users, but status effects can ruin it. But I've swept entire teams of legendaries using only this set-up, and you can too.
Forgot this PoS exist. XY really was garbage, huh?
>>37543358Forgot to mention the nature. Bold and Calm both work well, but I prefer Bold because you get a higher stat total and to help shrug off the usual priority attacks that might try to strike before Cotton Guard makes it immune to physical hits. Now if you want to be more insidious, there's the common Unburden set that no one sees coming.Jolly Nature, Hidden Ability found in Friend Safaris4 HP EVs, 252 points in Attack, 252 points in Speed. Item: Sitrus BerryMoves: Belly Drum (egg move inherited from Marill and Azumarill), Play Rough, Drain Punch (tutor move), and a free slot of your choice. Return for a solid physical move, or Wish if you want to maintain some longevity or need to emergency switch to someone else (not that Slurpuff needs any help, mind).
There's a lot of room for experiments and variations. The Calm Mind--Cotton Guard set also works with a Modest nature; 252 SpAtk, 6 SpDef, and 252 Spd. That's for if you want to focus more on the regen aspect and less on the unbreakable wall/status bait
Naturally, the reverse is also true: Bold Nature, UnburdenReplace Big Root for a Sitrus Berry so you can get more immediate recovery and allow for faster Wish-Draining Kiss spam.44 HP EVs, 128 Def, 218 SpDef, 120 SpdSwap out the coverage move for Wish, and the only way to get rid of this set-up is to Roar or Haze it away.
Calm Nature, Sweet Veil252 HP, 252 SpDef, 6 SpdCalm Mind, Aromatherapy, Draining Kiss, WishMakes for a great Special Wall and also provides excellent team support when it's not busy eating fools.
>>37543277Swirlix is a baby Slurpuff so he's okay
>>37543381>he doesn't bought x for exclusively use SlurpuffCringe and bluepilled
Bold NatureSweet Veil252 HP, 18 Def, 100 SpDef, 140 SpdWish, Aromatherapy, Draining Kiss, ProtectAnd that's if you want a dedicated support mon.I think Draining Kiss is sorely underrated, in case you haven't noticed by now. STAB-boosted to 75 base power, boosted by Big Root's effect gives Slurpuff surprising staying power. But if there's anything you take away from this thread, let it be this: I'm a total autist the three main components of Slurpuff are diabetus, hate, and potential. It is whatever you want it to be, so feel free to toy around with different items, Slurpuff makes it work.
Anyways, I got other sets, but nothing really worth reporting. Basic bitch sets and variations, really. I'll just be resuming the archive dump.
Slurpuff is just so delightfully retarded that it does a negative-loop into absolute brilliance. I will love this fucking abomination unto my dying breath.
Don't forget that Slurpuff inherits Sticky Web by breeding with Cutiefly!Truly, its potential is limitless.
Do these look like the eyes of mercy to you?
Fun fact: the reason Slurpuff's eyes are red? It's because they're underdeveloped! Slurpuff uses its ludicrous sense of smell to see its surroundings, and so its eyes have become redundant. In a few hundred years, who's to say whether or not Slurpuff will even have eyes at all?
>>37543395I use belly drum to one pound non-believers
>>37543582Doing God's work, anon. Someday soon Slurpuff will feast upon the corpses of all non-believers.
Undeniable proof that Slurpuff is the best pokemon:Its sense of smell is 100 million times better than a human's. FACT
It doesn't even need to use that tongue to snag you. All it takes is a thought and you're fucking dead, kiddo.
we live in a societybottom text
>>37543623Also Slurpuff knows when you farts. there's no running from Slurpuff, kiddo!
If you think about it, Slurpuff really would make the best pet.Take it with you when you go grocery shopping and let it sniff out the freshest stock. Keep it around the house as the ultimate home defense.Take it with you when you go hiking and let it lead you to the safe-to-eat berry bushes. Hunting for those elusive Dark-Types and Dragon-Types? Slurpuff's nose is on the case. Endless possibilities.
>>37543604God i wish that were me
>>37543693I see this post in damn near every Slurpuff thread, mate. I admire the dedication.
>>37543689He can help you making the sweetest of sweets. Slurpuff best bro confirmed.
>>37543703>ywn be licked by SlurpuffWhy live?
>2013+6>still no Slupuff merch
>>37543719The very best bro, like no one ever was>>37543732Just get yourself an albino poodle, bro.
>>37543755That's a precious lil bro.
>>37543791It's the best surprise birthday gift I could have asked for
>>37543308>>37543358>>37543395>>37543412>>37543436>>37543450>>37543480>>37543491>>37543512>>37543535>>37543546>>37543574>>37543604>>37543623>>37543633>>37543660>>37543689>>37543719Based Slurpuff bro telling dem truths
>>37543829It was a gift? That's even better. Here's my lil collection of these sweeties!
>>37543854Just spreading the Good Word, brother.
>>37543885Absolutely fucking precious, my dude. Are they as squishy as they look?
>>37543900Yes, they are incredible soft!
This next one goes out to that one guy who wishes it was him. >>37543922That makes me happy.
>it's cute>it's derpy>it's sweet>makes sweets>can one pound noobs that fell for the meme drum set>can smell 100 million times better than humansIs there a more redpilled pokemon than Slurpuff?
>>37543939If there is a more based pokemon, I sure haven't found it yet.
>he gets all the thotsHow he does it?
I've come to bake an announcement
>>37544022I want that hat.
On my way to steal your girl
>>37544034>>37544046>>37544055>>37544064Ohh, I haven't seen these gifted. Nice!
>>37544080Made 'em myself just now for you bros.
>>37544106Doin God's works anon!
>>37537830>mfw when I start a Slurpuff thread on Saturday and still it's still looking delicious on Sundae
>>37543659I'm a fairy not because I have no life but because I hate dragons and minoritiesFAIRIES RISE UP
I wonder who's behind this post
I'm surprised there's no pics of Kirby and Slurpuff. Or Quina and Slurpuff for that matter, considering they're nigh identical. Granted, I haven't looked at all.
>>37537830>Be me>Playing in online battles >Send out Darkrai>My opponent sends out Slurpuff I laugh and order Darkrai to use Dark Void >Sweet Veil ability stops it from falling asleep >Oh shit.jpg>They proceed to sweep my whole team with Slurpuff
OH SHIT, FELLAShttps://www.etsy.com/listing/473221488/pokemon-inspired-slurpuff-plushNew merch! This is the same as >>37543755 here.
Say something nice to my wife
I wish I had actually gotten a good opportunity to use this guy ingame.>>37537875Ribombee's my go-to fairy type, but Slurpuff is pretty good
>>37537830>when Slurpuff uses belly drum
OH SHIT NIGGA IT'S MERINGUE MONDAY
it's not far from image limit, why not close it out?
>>37552424My archive's spent, bro. Got a lot of good new material from this thread, so that's cool.Overall, I'm more than satisfied with how this thread has gone. You guys are alright.
>>37552436I haven't really posted much in this thread, but I have a few pics that might get it to the end. Just wish i could use the guy in a game that i like more.
>>37552455They did my boy dirty in Sun and Moon. Plastered Slurpuff's face in every town but couldn't be arsed to put it in the wild. Didn't even care enough to fix it in USUM. I have better luck in the romhacks scene, fortunately enough.
>>37552492Alola missed a lot of obvious opportunities for wild pokemon. All so they could fill each route with Fearow, Wingull, and Yungoose.
>>37552503>KAAAAAANNNTOOOOOOOOOOO in every single route>new species have a 5% encounter rateMissed opportunities doesn't even begin to cover it, but that's a discussion covered every day of every week for the past three years. I got a plan though, come 8th gen. The culmination of years of autism and farming for BP in Pokebank: two hundred ready-made Slurpuff, countless more Swirlix, all to be distributed on launch day, servers permitting. By god, I'll deliver a meringue pie to every household and die trying.
image limitthanks for the sweet thread
>>37552606thanks for bumping it, never in my sweetest dreams would i imagine starting a slurpuff saturday thread and not post in it to have it end up lasting for 3 days
>>37552538If they want to have kantomons, fine, whatever, gf has an obsession with it. But when it outnumbers the amount of pokemon the gen introduces, that's a problem
It's been grand, guys. Take care of yourselves til the next time.
>>37554444mirin those digits