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ITT you state some facts about you and people say what gym leader you would be and, optionally, your ace.

I'll start
>Really like history
>Big guy
>Goofy

How about you, /vp/?
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Probably rock and psychic type gym leader with maybe a hypno?

For me it's
>really skinny
>athletic
>serious
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>Look kind of like if tiny Tim grew up to be a bus station drug addict
>loves creative horrific monsters
>will pat every dog

>>37364876
Ghost gym, mains golurk, archeology excavation theme

>>37364913
Dual psychic fighting gym, includes pangoro and medicham, welcomes trainers to take part in a strict regime of fortifying the body and mind, mountain temple theme
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>>37364947
Poison/Dark, uses Skuntank in gym. Gym is meant to resemble back alleyways with a twisting maze full of shady trainer types. Your final room would be covered in drawings of said monsters with you in the middle.
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>>37364968
Haha alright, I'll take it. I like the idea of the gym just being an alley. Can the badges be literal garbage, bottle caps or something?
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>normie scum
>lots of hair
>talent for settling arguments
>allergic to goats
>read tons of books
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>look like dylan klebold
>artfag

>>37364876
>Really like history
rock type with fossilmons

>>37364947
>loves creative horrific monsters
ghost type, with mimikyu (said to look "terrifying" underneath its rag") as your ace
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>pedophile
>jobless
>play gacha games on smartphone
>never pays for anything if i can just download it
>didn't play pokemon games past gen 5
>likes powerfull music
>dislike rap, but mostly because of the lyrics
i could go on and on but its past tl;dr by now. stat me /vp/.
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>Hates niggers
>Nothing more,has devoted his entire life and essence to hating niggers
>REALLY hates niggers
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>>37365724
>jobless

You wouldn’t be a gym leader you’d be the old guy staring at the girls outside Erika’s gym.
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>>37365724
You are in jail, for trying to fuck underage pokemon. You are a failed member of team rocket and got kicked out of team aqua. Your booty hole is used to as a sponge for deep purple negro semen, you like getting those cheeks beat with no lube. Your father a great catholic rapist priest, who goes on rape escapades with bill clinton and donald trump. You only dream about being a gym leader and you look like napoleon dynamites whiter gay little brother
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>>37365920
Your theme would be incredibly underpowered Pokémon that look tough.
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>>37365920
you must really hate niggers. id given you ice type, but just because you hate blacks doesn't mean you are a white suprmecist, but if all your life revolve around one simple object you can be a bug gym leader. your ace would be one of those knight bugs.
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>>37365935
>"she is not underage, i gave her an everstone"
meanwhile people marry gardevoirs that were a level 1 ralts less than 3 years ago.
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>>37364876
>intelligent
>nihilistic
>wicked sense of humor
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>>37366113
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Fatstronk build from blue collar work
Interest in the strange and bizarre /x/ veteran of 11 years
Loves hooning
Passively suicidal
Disorganized schizophrenic
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>>37364876
>Big guy
Did you mean fat?
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>>37366457
Strongfat
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>>37366680


>>37366680
Sounds kinda hot. Strong arms?
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>>37366136
>This character
Who's she again?
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>>37366715
She is called Hitomi, from an anime that isn't pokemon.
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>>37365459
Normal
Next time respond to others
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>>37366731
no, but seriously i must command that post for noticin that when op is telling about himself
>Really like history
>Big guy
>Goofy
he is actually saying
>intelligent
>nihilistic
>wicked sense of humor



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