ITT you state some facts about you and people say what gym leader you would be and, optionally, your ace.I'll start>Really like history>Big guy>GoofyHow about you, /vp/?
Probably rock and psychic type gym leader with maybe a hypno?For me it's>really skinny>athletic>serious
>Look kind of like if tiny Tim grew up to be a bus station drug addict >loves creative horrific monsters>will pat every dog>>37364876Ghost gym, mains golurk, archeology excavation theme>>37364913Dual psychic fighting gym, includes pangoro and medicham, welcomes trainers to take part in a strict regime of fortifying the body and mind, mountain temple theme
>>37364947Poison/Dark, uses Skuntank in gym. Gym is meant to resemble back alleyways with a twisting maze full of shady trainer types. Your final room would be covered in drawings of said monsters with you in the middle.
>>37364968Haha alright, I'll take it. I like the idea of the gym just being an alley. Can the badges be literal garbage, bottle caps or something?
>normie scum>lots of hair>talent for settling arguments>allergic to goats>read tons of books
>look like dylan klebold>artfag>>37364876>Really like historyrock type with fossilmons>>37364947>loves creative horrific monstersghost type, with mimikyu (said to look "terrifying" underneath its rag") as your ace
>pedophile>jobless>play gacha games on smartphone>never pays for anything if i can just download it>didn't play pokemon games past gen 5>likes powerfull music>dislike rap, but mostly because of the lyricsi could go on and on but its past tl;dr by now. stat me /vp/.
>Hates niggers>Nothing more,has devoted his entire life and essence to hating niggers>REALLY hates niggers
>>37365724>joblessYou wouldn’t be a gym leader you’d be the old guy staring at the girls outside Erika’s gym.
>>37365724You are in jail, for trying to fuck underage pokemon. You are a failed member of team rocket and got kicked out of team aqua. Your booty hole is used to as a sponge for deep purple negro semen, you like getting those cheeks beat with no lube. Your father a great catholic rapist priest, who goes on rape escapades with bill clinton and donald trump. You only dream about being a gym leader and you look like napoleon dynamites whiter gay little brother
>>37365920Your theme would be incredibly underpowered Pokémon that look tough.
>>37365920you must really hate niggers. id given you ice type, but just because you hate blacks doesn't mean you are a white suprmecist, but if all your life revolve around one simple object you can be a bug gym leader. your ace would be one of those knight bugs.
>>37365935>"she is not underage, i gave her an everstone"meanwhile people marry gardevoirs that were a level 1 ralts less than 3 years ago.
>>37364876>intelligent>nihilistic>wicked sense of humor
Fatstronk build from blue collar workInterest in the strange and bizarre /x/ veteran of 11 yearsLoves hooningPassively suicidalDisorganized schizophrenic
>>37364876>Big guyDid you mean fat?
>>37366680>>37366680Sounds kinda hot. Strong arms?
>>37366136>This characterWho's she again?
>>37366715She is called Hitomi, from an anime that isn't pokemon.
>>37365459NormalNext time respond to others
>>37366715>>37366731no, but seriously i must command that post for noticin that when op is telling about himself>Really like history>Big guy>Goofyhe is actually saying>intelligent>nihilistic>wicked sense of humor