>You can live in the Pokemon world, but only as a Pokemon. Would you take this offer, and if so, which Pokemon would you be?
Nah. If I had to choose though I'd go for alakazam. Could do much worse than humanoid and super intelligent.
electabuzz and id rape pretty girls
>>37364739Ditto or Mew are the obvious answers. Zoroark works to a lesser extent.
>>37364739Nope love myself and my life, as shitty as it can be at timesBut I would be a Squirtle, assuming I could work hard to become a Blastoise eventually
>>37364739Gengar. Go through walls and lick whoever I please.
>>37364739Wouldn't mind being a bipedal pokemon. Not sure which though, something average sized and decent in battle.
>>37365270This. Cheshire cat levels of fuckery abound.
>>37364739I think garchomp
>phase through walls and go invisible because you're a ghost>still able to drive a car>have free roam, just don't be too spooky or too stupid, because you might get battled by who knows what (even then at least you're not the worst at battling)
Perhaps I would choose to become as Espurr.
Definitions required: what is the pokemon world and what is a pokemon?
Yes as a Komala
>>37364739Zoroark so I can bang Hilda
>>37364739Yes, and Lucario so I could at least speak telepathically.Unfortunately, unless I run around beating up fellow wild Pokemon, I have no way to grind myself to lvl 100 to make myself too strong to capture. If I was to do something like that, I doubt the local wild Pokemon community would take a liking to me.
>>37366299Tepig so I can be faithful to Hilda, you cuckold
Machoke, and I would wrestle all my other fellow machoke
>>37364739Probably Breloom since it's the only pokemon in the grass and fairy egg group i'd like to become.
>>37366447I bet Probopass was your second best option you fucking jew
>>37365270This but Haunter.
>>37366585>rock typefuck yeahi didn't actually think about it, but if i wanted to go the rape route id use a pokemon with more reliable way to put girls to sleep than hypnosis. like Breloom's spore.
>>37366596Or a muscular fighting type. Choke her to sleep
>>37366697>fighting typestill Breloom, but choking sounds dengerous, i'm not into nacrophilia. neither am i into mind control. but i AM into h-games featuring corruption, as well as ryona.ill ask it from a breeder PoV, which pokemon is the most likely to be caught just so you could breed moves into a mawile? which pokemon other than ditto do trainers breed with their mawile?which pokemon people rarely attampt to capture aside from egg moves porpuses?
>>37364739I choose to be a mythical because fuck you
>>37364739I would be an oddish, because most oddish trainers are girls.if i could assume i can keep my freedom, i'd be a Cradily. its just a really cool design.
Megaman but a ghost. I could go anywhere or do anything I wanted, even study others so I can make content or fight for justice or something.If I can't do that, I choose Smeargle or Zoroark.
>>37364739>electrode>blow myself up instantly
>>37364739 (OP)> regigigas> can pull a fucking continent around like nothing> probably has the strength to yeet thots into space
A Ninetales, so I can live at least 1000 years and see as much of this new world as possible.
>>37364739Nope, but if forced to, Pancham
>>37364739Do I retain human intelligence (and with it, the potential to use man-made items)? Because a Tyranitar with human-level intelligence would be pretty hard to deal with.>Its body can't be harmed by any sort of attack, so it is very eager to make challenges against enemies.>If it rampages, it knocks down mountains and buries rivers. Maps must be redrawn afterward.Power enough to alter the terrain coupled with nigh invulnerability? Sign me the fuck up.
I want to be whichever pokemon that human females want to fug
>>37364739First off.>You guys need some imaginationAnd you need a dick in your mouth!Second. Giratina.Omniscience ain't what it's all cracked up to be. So I'll be the next best thing.
Someone that can fly and doesn't have to put up with the food chain.
>>37364739Solgaleo is cool
>>37364739Joltik so I can crawl into your mum
>>37364739Wobbuffet. because wynaut.
Why haven't you retards picked ditto yet? With human intelligence you could be the next main villain. That or the father to a bunch of male and female trainers kids, even pokemon. Go absolutely mental.
>>37364739I guess. Mewtwo would be a good pick, or Noivern because it's a favorite of mine.>>37371248>why haven't you retards picked ditto yetFourth reply, retard.
>>37370955You could be a Wailord and still be able to crawl into OP's mum.
What do you think the pokemon world is and what pokemon are and why do you think those things?
>>37372701because fuck you, that's why
>>37366447Stay away from my shekels
>>37364739>You get to live as a pimp, but all your 2D STD-free hookers have sex with you