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>You can live in the Pokemon world, but only as a Pokemon.
Would you take this offer, and if so, which Pokemon would you be?
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>>37364739
No.
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Nah. If I had to choose though I'd go for alakazam. Could do much worse than humanoid and super intelligent.
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electabuzz and id rape pretty girls
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>>37364739
Ditto or Mew are the obvious answers. Zoroark works to a lesser extent.
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>>37364739
Nope love myself and my life, as shitty as it can be at times

But I would be a Squirtle, assuming I could work hard to become a Blastoise eventually
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>>37364739
Gengar. Go through walls and lick whoever I please.
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>>37364739
Wouldn't mind being a bipedal pokemon. Not sure which though, something average sized and decent in battle.
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>>37365270
This. Cheshire cat levels of fuckery abound.
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>>37364739
I think garchomp
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>phase through walls and go invisible because you're a ghost
>still able to drive a car
>have free roam, just don't be too spooky or too stupid, because you might get battled by who knows what (even then at least you're not the worst at battling)
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Perhaps I would choose to become as Espurr.
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Definitions required: what is the pokemon world and what is a pokemon?
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Yes as a Komala
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>>37364739
Zoroark so I can bang Hilda
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>>37364739
Yes, and Lucario so I could at least speak telepathically.

Unfortunately, unless I run around beating up fellow wild Pokemon, I have no way to grind myself to lvl 100 to make myself too strong to capture. If I was to do something like that, I doubt the local wild Pokemon community would take a liking to me.
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>>37366299
Tepig so I can be faithful to Hilda, you cuckold
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Machoke, and I would wrestle all my other fellow machoke
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>>37365220
>not hypno
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>>37364739
Probably Breloom since it's the only pokemon in the grass and fairy egg group i'd like to become.
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>>37366447
I bet Probopass was your second best option you fucking jew
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>>37365270
This but Haunter.
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>>37366585
>rock type
fuck yeah
i didn't actually think about it, but if i wanted to go the rape route id use a pokemon with more reliable way to put girls to sleep than hypnosis. like Breloom's spore.
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>>37366596
Or a muscular fighting type. Choke her to sleep
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>>37366697
>fighting type
still Breloom, but choking sounds dengerous, i'm not into nacrophilia. neither am i into mind control. but i AM into h-games featuring corruption, as well as ryona.

ill ask it from a breeder PoV, which pokemon is the most likely to be caught just so you could breed moves into a mawile?
which pokemon other than ditto do trainers breed with their mawile?
which pokemon people rarely attampt to capture aside from egg moves porpuses?
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>>37364739
I choose to be a mythical because fuck you
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>>37364739
I would be an oddish, because most oddish trainers are girls.

if i could assume i can keep my freedom, i'd be a Cradily. its just a really cool design.
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Megaman but a ghost. I could go anywhere or do anything I wanted, even study others so I can make content or fight for justice or something.

If I can't do that, I choose Smeargle or Zoroark.
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>>37364739

Latias
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>>37364739
>electrode
>blow myself up instantly
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>>37364739 (OP)
> regigigas
> can pull a fucking continent around like nothing
> probably has the strength to yeet thots into space
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A Ninetales, so I can live at least 1000 years and see as much of this new world as possible.
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>>37364739
Nope, but if forced to, Pancham
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>>37364739
Do I retain human intelligence (and with it, the potential to use man-made items)? Because a Tyranitar with human-level intelligence would be pretty hard to deal with.
>Its body can't be harmed by any sort of attack, so it is very eager to make challenges against enemies.
>If it rampages, it knocks down mountains and buries rivers. Maps must be redrawn afterward.
Power enough to alter the terrain coupled with nigh invulnerability? Sign me the fuck up.
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I want to be whichever pokemon that human females want to fug
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>>37370427

Mr. Mime
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>>37364739
First off.
>You guys need some imagination
And you need a dick in your mouth!

Second. Giratina.
Omniscience ain't what it's all cracked up to be. So I'll be the next best thing.
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Someone that can fly and doesn't have to put up with the food chain.
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>>37364739
Solgaleo is cool
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>>37364739
Joltik so I can crawl into your mum
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Mudkipz
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>>37364739
Wobbuffet. because wynaut.
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Why haven't you retards picked ditto yet? With human intelligence you could be the next main villain. That or the father to a bunch of male and female trainers kids, even pokemon. Go absolutely mental.
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>>37364739
I guess. Mewtwo would be a good pick, or Noivern because it's a favorite of mine.

>>37371248
>why haven't you retards picked ditto yet

Fourth reply, retard.
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>>37370955
You could be a Wailord and still be able to crawl into OP's mum.
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What do you think the pokemon world is and what pokemon are and why do you think those things?
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>>37372701
because fuck you, that's why
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>>37366447
Stay away from my shekels
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>>37364739
>You get to live as a pimp, but all your 2D STD-free hookers have sex with you



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