>bird Pokemon>can't learn flyWhat an utter embarrassment
>>37360804Bet you wouldn't say that to his face
>>37360804>implying butlers are owlsI bet you're feeling real silly right about now.
>>37360820>game freak was retarded once, it has to be retarded twice.
>>37360860>implying game freak isn't making frequent retarded moves to this very dayThe least they could do for us is give us some consistency.
>>37360804>birdIt's a dildo with wings.
>>37360804The Torchick family can't fly either but no one complains about that.
>>37360804Owls aren’t birds you fucking retard
>>37361072Anon... what's going on, big guy?
>>37361036But delibird is Santa.
>>37360812a penguin is a bird
>>37360804If Empoleon came out Gen 7 as a stand alone single staged mon that was ICE/Steel would people like it?
>>37361113Santa isn't real
>>37361126So is Delibird
Does empoleon even use its tiny fingers/claws? It persisted for most of its life without them, so why would it even need them?
>Duck>Can't learn Fly
>>37360820ostriches used to fly time ago you retardonly modern ones cant
>>37360804Boy drank his milk. So he ain't got hollow bones
>>37361372So did penguins, though
>>37361372then they werent ostriches, double retard
>>37361144delibird is based off santa, so it has to do the fly/deliver presents...
>>37361144*Neither is delibird
>>37361193Certainly doesn't look like it can grab anything
>>37361193his wing got too sharp, so thats how he pushes buttons and brushes his friends hair, duh
>DragonFLY>can't learn fly