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>bird Pokemon
>can't learn fly
What an utter embarrassment
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>>37360804
Bet you wouldn't say that to his face
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>>37360804
>penguin
>bird
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>penguin
>flying
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>>37360819
>ostrich
>flying
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>>37360804
>implying butlers are owls
I bet you're feeling real silly right about now.
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>>37360820
>game freak was retarded once, it has to be retarded twice.
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>>37360804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JsZbSzMi08
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>>37360860
>implying game freak isn't making frequent retarded moves to this very day
The least they could do for us is give us some consistency.
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>>37360819
>penguin
>flying
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>>37360804
>bird
It's a dildo with wings.
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>Penguins
>Flying
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>>37360964
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>>37360804
The Torchick family can't fly either but no one complains about that.
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>>37360964
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>>37360804
Owls aren’t birds you fucking retard
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>>37361072
Anon... what's going on, big guy?
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>>37360945
Ouch.
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>>37361036
But delibird is Santa.
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>>37360812
a penguin is a bird
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>>37360804
If Empoleon came out Gen 7 as a stand alone single staged mon that was ICE/Steel would people like it?
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>>37361113
Santa isn't real
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>>37361126
So is Delibird
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Does empoleon even use its tiny fingers/claws? It persisted for most of its life without them, so why would it even need them?
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>Duck
>Can't learn Fly
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>>37360820
ostriches used to fly time ago you retard
only modern ones cant
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>>37360804
Boy drank his milk. So he ain't got hollow bones
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>>37361372
So did penguins, though
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>>37361372
then they werent ostriches, double retard
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>>37361144
delibird is based off santa, so it has to do the fly/deliver presents...
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>>37361144
*Neither is delibird
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>>37361193
Certainly doesn't look like it can grab anything
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>>37361193
his wing got too sharp, so thats how he pushes buttons and brushes his friends hair, duh
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>DragonFLY
>can't learn fly



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