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...ok, one more thing; literally Pokemon Boob version and Butt version
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>>38358710
Pokemon screenshot version and pokemon shit thread version
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>>38358718
haha xD i dont know
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>>38358710
Impressive. Seven years later and people are still doing threads like this one. Talk about dedication.
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>>38358710
Pokemon Bobs and Buns
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I think I'll wait till Thigh Version comes out.

>challenge Blaine to a gym battle
>he forces you to battle in a volcano
>blaine is willing to push your pokémon into the magma, so if you don't battle him using a fire type, your pokémon will die

How is this madman allowed to be a gym leader?
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>>38358523
>cash grab, definitely
>>38356675
>snap is a shitty game, one of the most obvious cash grabs ever


>complaining about cash grabs in the pokemon franchise
>for a game that is a spin-off
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>>38358836
CASHGRAB GOOD
ACTUALLY GIVING THE CONSUMER THEIR MONEY'S WORTH BAD
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>>38356190
>How is this madman allowed to be a gym leader?
The game didn't have this stupid shit,Shudo was a retard and the ashnime is shit and should be ignored
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>>38356190
The real question is why arent the other gym leaders like him?
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>>38356190
even a fucking criminal like Giovanni can be a gym leader

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Which one do you prefer? You can use any criteria.
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Suicune for sure.
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Raikou because he's fast and hits pretty hard.
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1
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>>38352457
2
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>>38352457
3

Who’s your best girl and why
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>>38358606
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>>38354460
>>38355519
yes
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>>38359195

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pikachu should commit mass genocide on humans by shooting the with a ar 15 sticking out of his dick
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He be sprayin
You be prayin
Pull out his dick
give it a lick
it's time to die
not gonna lie
I got the best
better than the rest
i dont die easy
so dont rest and be sleezy
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cum in my pant
crushin these ants
in a firing squad
put my ass on a rod
killing the jews
they gonna lose
ruin my rep
im the top nep
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>>38359064
Why don't you try me, you horny little rat? I've already got my sights set on you.
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mass genocide
gonna let it slide
killin em like bieber
slicing with a femur
ive got the bones
gonaa give you loans
yeah gonna cum in you pp hole
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Glock in my hands
Cock out my pants
Pikachu got the gun
When he here, you better run
He be sprayin
You be prayin
Pull out his dick
give it a lick
it's time to die
not gonna lie
I got the best
better than the rest
i dont die easy
so dont rest and be sleezy
cum in my pant

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>water torchic
>fire/fighting gimmick AGAIN
>ground venusaur
>all hideous and boring lines

Are they, dare I say it, the laziest starters?
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>>38358552
>6-7 exists
more original than 4, seethe more
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OP is a retard. This is easily the best Gen for starters. All 3 are great.
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>>38356070
I'd take their final forms over tranny seal, tony the tigre and dude in owlsuit anyday
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>>38356070
Gen 6 is the worst easily
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All three gen 4 starters are fucking amazing, but the Turtwig line especially is damn near perfect.

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Is it finally here? The first good video game movie?
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>>38346843
Oh no something will top the prologue for Avengers. Whatever shall we do?
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Shills out in full force today it seems
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>>38356710
Hey. Son of Kong is a decent movie for being slapped together in 11 months because studios didn't know how sequels worked yet.
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Actually, I liked Warcraft even though there were some changes to the original story.
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You guys just made me remember that another Mario is happening.

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remember when water starter were actually well designed and not waifu trash bait?
Yeah I remember that too.
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>>38352071
>>38352078
>>38352138
>>38352076
>>38352234
>>38352363
>>38353986
>>38354018
>>38358288
The point is, from early on only psychic, fighting and normal types were supposed to resemble humans or appear humanoid.
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>>38358654
Says who?
You?
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>>38352038
Primarina is literally the best design of the three and easily one of the best water starter designs
>Muh waifu
fuck off, you faggots never bitch about overly masculine Pokemon even when they have a 50/50 gender ratio.
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>>38352718
Pikachu is a regular animal
Not a mermaid with with gay ass hair and a puke-inducing color scheme
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>>38354407
>Besides, there's nothing wrong about primarina

Well, there's having the same awful color scheme as the abomination on your pic for a start.
And then there's being an heavily gendered design (which is always bad imo except for gender exlusive pokemon that have a counter part of the opposite sex), and of the gender it has the least chances of being.

I thing pikachu needs an extra mouth used to eat bulbasaurs ass
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Fresh lettuce
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>>38358914
Dandelion tea.
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ass tittys
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>>38358902
Miltank needs two udders placed like human boobies with four nipples on each udder boob

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Pokemon related smash stages
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>>38358541
I bet you didn't even enjoy it, breeder.
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>>38354387
Most such stages have been removed by now. And some, like >>38352264, never got submitted and instead a sfw version was.
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>>38358568
fuck you I loved the feeling of a cock shooting semen in my mouth
how dare you doubt my homosexuality
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>>38358589
There's three lewd Incineroar stages and they're still up.
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>>38358841
incineroars butt is a good thing

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Why is Japan's pedophile culture becoming mainstream now?
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>>38357518
>>38357867
Not trying to defend pedophilia here, but saying everyone under 18 should be considered illegal is really wonky.

Every human ages in a different way and without knowing someones age, they can be physically attactive to others without being legal. The human brain and nature in general does not consider the age.

If there is a 16 year old that looks mature and you are attracted to that person, there is literally nothing wrong with it.
I get that the age of consent has its purpose to protect young people, but 18 really is way too conservative. Of course it always depends on the person, but i would say 14 as age of consent should be okay in most cases. As long as there is no manipulation or rape involved of course.
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>>38357935
people arent emotionally mature at 14 most of the time you retarded pedo and thats what consent mostly functions on
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>>38357935
well 16 is the age of consent in the UK
which is the fairest age imo. 14 and below is wild
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>>38358103
Its 14 in Germany and it doesnt seem to be an issue here, at least i never heard of any problems. Even the crime rate numbers on wikipedia are really low.
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>>38355228
The one where they relax with their ride pokes. SM86 apparently.

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Have you accepted reality, deniers?
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>>38358555
Dragons are actually closer to being the combination of Snakes, Leopards, and Eagles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6grLJyqIM8E
So ironically, Serperior, Leipard, and Braviary are closer to dragons than Charizard.
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>>38352772
seriously, if you don't know how posting on this site works, then don't post.
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>>38359041
Imagine reaching this far.
Imagine saying this with a straight face.
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>>38359057
Go watch the video anon.
Dragons were made based off the 3 biggest preditors our ancestors had, which are those 3.
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>>38358942
It doesn't, but they are rodents, and Japanese uses the rat kanji to refer to all rodents in taxonomy

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Alright boys, I've been sitting on some information regarding Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield, and d today seems like a good day to dump it.

First up, the starters
>I was not able to see the third evolutions, only the second stages.
>All three of them look slightly feminine.
>Scorbunny remains pure fire type until it's third evo, at which point it gains the fairy type. There are slight references to its final typing in its second stage design, it looks like a jackalope with a fairy-wing aethetic to its ears.
>Sobble gains the psychic type during its second stage, and it looks like a mix between an old english playwright and a harlequin
>Grookey gains the dark type during its second stage, its stick grows longer to be used like a baton/bat, but it can split apart to be used as drumsticks for some of its sound-based attacks. It's hard to describe it accurately, so all I'll say for now is that it looks more monkey-like than ape-like, and the ponytail on its head gets longer, it almost looks like a mohawk. From what I've heard, there have been frequent mentions of hanuman when discussing its final evolution.

Secondly, the story.
>The story is actually very good this time around. The gym leaders and E4 actually feel like characters and play a large role in the story aside from moving roadblocks.
>Characters from previous gens appear in the story, but it's a pretty good plotpoint so I won't spoil it.
>Cutscenes will be skippable, but the animation looks pretty clean, even in handheld mode, so I wouldn't recommend it.

1/2, pic unrelated
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>w-we will have g-good characters this time...
>ummmm... oh! skippable cutscenes! o-of course
>and.... emmm let me think... ah right! difficulty modes!!!! they will fuck up the "harder" difficulties with shitty level caps and more random encounters... hehehe perfect.

Fuck you, OP. At least make something enjoyable to read. Waste of time.
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>>38358586
Oh shoot, I forgot to mention.

>The postgame story is 3/4th the length of the main storyline
>Two DLC story expansions are currently in development, both of which are as long as the postgame story.
>I don't have much information at all regarding these, as they're in the early stages of development and won't release for a year after the new games.
>There have been talks about pushing the mewtwo content into one of these expansions instead of putting it into the base game.
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>>38358557
>>Grookey gains the dark type
The ape becomes a literal nigger and starts playing sports and producing shitty noise.
Are you even trying?
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>>38358722
>skippable cutscenes
>difficulty
>dlcs

stop. gf will never care enough to add those things
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>>38358586
>level scaling
Nice try, we all know gf aint smart enough to work that out

ITT: We post cute pictures of pokemon that need evolutions.
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It's weird seeing its mouth open like that. I always assumed those things on its chin were supposed to be stubby insect mandibles.
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>>38358956
>steven universe

>your favorite Galar starter
>your BMI

Grookey
22.3
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Sobble
16.9
Not sure if I'll bother with the new games, I'm not a massive fan of any of the new starters but I usually like lizard mon. Not in a sexual way though.
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I think number of sexual partners and gender would be more interesting.
Sobble
M 2
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>>38351313
Sobble
16
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Grookey
15.1
I need to see a doctor.
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>>38356006
>A bunch of zeros would be more interesting
Not really


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