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5 FOOT 6 MALE
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>>80342
Do your best anon.
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>>80342
5 foot 9 female
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>>80352
heres my number (510) 555-1234
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>>80353
Okay "Nolo Reality", I'm not really interested in buying a house though.
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>>80352
r-ripa??
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>>80356
ok seriously tall girls are #1 tho have a blessed life if you want to be my gf just let me know
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>5'8 male

Not gonna lie, there are times where I wish that I was taller, but I've got a good face, fantastic hair, and plenty of girls have called me handsome/cute. Really the only thing that's keeping me from a gf is my own autism.
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>>80368
>I've got a good face
PROVE IT
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>>80369
i hate this image, don't post it ever again
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>>80369
Tsk tsk, you can't fool me like that senpai. You'll just have to take my word for it.
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>>80342
>tfw only 5'7
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>5'6" male
>only hobbit girls even consider me human
>don't really like hobbit girls
>really don't want hobbit children
>girls my height or taller regard me with mocking derision
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>>80342
I'd give Uzuki my 5 foot 6, haha.
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>>80342
I know this pain too much, lad. You have no choice but to date small women and create offspring that are also midgets. And those offspring will hold a deep resentment against you because your shitty genes were passed onto them and now they have to live their life as a small manlet.
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>>80342
same

dont be a bitch about it tho you weeb
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>>80342
How did that one guy lose his foot?
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>>80684
the mushroom girl
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>>80593
yes, this is the real existential problem for the manlet.. sure, there are short girls, you can get a gf if you bother trying hard enough, but you have to consider your potential children.. and make no mistake those short girls are thinking the same thing.. do you want to continue this race to the bottom of the hobbit-goblin subhumans who will be mocked and ridiculed and treated as human garbage by the 7" normies of the future?

for myself, though I know this will be twisted into a bitter rant because it's 4chan and I didn't boil it down to an hilarious ironic greentext but in my heart I have made peace with never having children at all, it doesn't even bother me anymore, I'm just not cut out for it in so many ways and I'm a genetic dead end in literally every way that mattes so I will do humanity a favor and leave my legacy if any in other ways.
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>>80342
>5 foot 6
fucking lanklets, amirite?
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>>80342
>6 foot female
sigh
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>>81043
>6' female
Yum.
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>>81043
mommy
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>6 foot 2 male
Which one of you manlets are tryna get bullied around here?
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6'2" 155lbs string bean here
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>>81063
>Decide to get on the scale
>6'1
>125 pounds

Fucking kill me
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6’1”
220
Hahahahahahah
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Wow you can draw on this board. Amazing.

5'6" male

here have a picture of boobies with boobs
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6 foot male with 4'10 qt GF
Feels good man
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>>81083
It looks more like a regular pair of boobs but with areolas that protrude out far more than normal.
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>>80882
I always thought if I could do those shady deals where I donate my sperm to a woman and have her give birth to my child. The child may not have a mother but at least he or she won't hate my guts for being a hobbit.
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>>80352
why the fuck would you be sad at being a tall girl
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>>81297
guys prefer short women and it feels good to be shorter than your partner
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What's up with all the short people on /vip/? Please tell me you faggots are just LARPing.

6'5"
250lbs
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5'4'' male

I didn't get much sleep when I was in my teens.
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>>80342
stop
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>>81332
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>>81333
wow cute reddit man :^)
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>>80342
>6' 1" male
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>>81043
are you single?
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>>81301
>guys prefer short women
i don't
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>>81872
guys who like tall girls are emotionally stunted creeps
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>>81945
this
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>>81945
why?
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>>81992
because they have a mommy fetish
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>>80342
I never understood the manlet meme. I'm only 5 foot 4 and I haven't had anyone mess with me about my height since high school. It also hasn't stopped me from getting laid

Have confidence fellow short anons. You may not be tall on the outside, but that doesn't mean you can't be tall on the inside

It also helps to have a huge meaty dick
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>>80342
>be 6'0"
>in the army
I've been shorter than average in most of my units.
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>mfw short guys try to hit on me
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>>83853
tfw 5'7 (5'6)
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>only 5'9"
>"At least I can confidently say I'm 69 inches tall, amirite guys? :^(
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>>80342
Balls
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>>80342
LOL!
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>>80342
shortie
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>>81302
My nigger.

6' 8"
180lbs
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>>87449
Go eat a fucking sandwich right now
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>>81185
genetic legacy is overrated biologically conditioned bullshit

men of knowledge leave a legacy that cannot be forgotten or erased
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>>87463
this



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