Hey Faggots,My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>>127009hey john, long time no see
Wow OP,Number 1 you look like you're trying to impersonate "The Situation" faggot off Jersey Shore just with a way shittier haircut. I'm sure you get fucked in the ass on a regular basis.Number 2 as far as you're supposed "banging hot girlfriend" goes, she looks like a blow up doll with a fucking pulse, way too much makeup, fake ass tan, and you have better fucking eyebrows than she does. She's got a face like a fucking iguana. You guys kinda look alike, related perhaps?Number 3, yes, I heard straight A's are pretty easy to get in special school. You look like the kind of kid I used to beat the shit out of for lunch money.And lastly as far as what I do for fucking sports, I'm over here in fucking Iraq wondering why I put myself in danger everyday for a country with a bunch of assfucks like you. I bet you've never done a hard day's work in your life, you have no idea how to be a real fucking man. I wonder how it feels to go through life completely devoid of meaning. Stop going online and disparaging other people just because you're existence is so dull and meaningless, you're embarassing yourself. A shit like you wouldn't last ten minutes out here. And btw how much did cost to take a picture with your sister?
Hey faggots. Its the real JOHN - well for real my name is Joey, it seems like youre even too retarded to see the difference.It seems like you keep reposting my image the whole time, you're even editing my text and photo. Do you think I care? Youre just miserable - it's just like I said. By doing this you try to hide your own problems. Fuckin HUGE problemsWell, my life keeps getting better and better. I just dropped my bitch: shes just a whore who slept with my best friend (well, I still wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers). Also I keep BIG PIMPIN, just got a new fuckin spendy car (a porsche) and changed my style - calling it BLUE STEEL. And you? I guess the best thing you did in the last month was masturbatin to some drawn animal sex or sick shit like that; well Ill meet two girls tonight and plan to get off with both of them.So, do the world a favor and kill yourself before youll rape a person for real. You make me sick.Pic related: its me and my car
LMFAO, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK DUDE. YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING BITCH OUT OF JERSEY SHORE. WHAT, YOU WEREN'T FUCKING GUIDO ENOUGH TO MAKE THE CUT? YOUR FAKE TAN JUST WASN'T FUCKING UP TO SNUFF? NOBODY FUCKING CARES KID. CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM?! MY FUCKING ASS LOL YOU ARE SKINNY AS SHIT AND NICE FUCKING FAKE CHAIN AND EMPTY BOTTLE OF FUCKING KID VODKA. IF YOU WERE AS HARD AND "GANGSTA" AS YOU CLAIM TO BE YOU, FIRST OF ALL, WOULDN'T BE HERE TALKING SHIT AT FUCKING 8 AM IN THE MORNING AND SECONDLY YOU'D PROBABLY BE TOO HUMBLE TO GIVE A SHIT. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT EITHER WAY. I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU FUCKING TWIG FUCKS WHO WEIGH LESS THAN THE ANOREXIC WHORES THEY ASSOCIATE WITH ACTING ALL FUCKING HARD AND SHIT WHEN A SIMPLE BREEZE WOULD MAKE THEM CRUMBLE.GO GET SOME MORE FUCKING CHILDREN'S VODKA AND FAKE BRONZER AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT ANOTHER FAKE CHAIN HOW ABOUT SOME DOG TAGS? THAT'S FUCKING GHETTO RIGHT THERE YOU GUIDO FUCKING BITCH.AND FUCK YEAH I'M MAD PEOPLE I GIVE A FUCK IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME IF I'M MAD BRO B/C I FUCKING AM AND I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF FAGGOTS LIKE THISFUCK YOU
Hey dudes,My name is Jack, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time of their day looking at funny pictures and macros. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hate mail? I mean, I’m sure it’s fun making fun of people because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy.Don’t be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I’m pretty cool. I was editor of my school newspaper and started my own detective agency. What funny activities do you do, other than “having fun to awesome drawn Japanese anime”? I also live with my mother and have a modest friend who is a girl. (She just taught me calculus; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me.Pic Related: It’s me and my female friend.
what if no one thinks we're very important?
>>123385why is he tricking me like this
who are you again?
The skeleton (INSIDE YOU) believes in you.
>>126089he is full of mirth and play
>>123830vip posts are top posts always
Anyone else getting these errors lately? Is 4chan dying?
>>127184Yeah for the past couple of days when trying to post.
>>127184yupp
>>127184yes, also sometimes images load super slowly like i'm on dialup>>127195who is this? reverse search isn't finding anything
I literally can't delete any thread or post I made, even if enough time has passed. I can't delete threads or posts I made yesterday. This is on both blue and orange boards. Is it because I'm using Brave browser??
The fuck is going on on /tv/?>Error: New threads require a subject or comment.>Error: you must wait longer before posting a new thread (10 minutes)>Some new faggot janny constantly moving threads to /b/ and deleting meta threads Is this why the board has been moving so fucking slow lately?
And I got banned by that new faggot mod
Consider suicide
I paid 20 bucks to draw this
I've actually paid more and received lower quality work from people on fiverr.com
Good drawing.
Do you feel like you got your money's worth?
Everything I am holding is mooning and I honestly don't know why. For the first time in my life I feel like a winner, even though I am a loser. LowQ
>cryptofuck off to /biz/ rajesh
My name is Patel you ass turd
Any 4chan X users no how I can get rid of this popup. Fucking thing pops up every time I refresh a 4chan page.
Why even use 4chan X
>>126919Go to settings>advanced, delete everything in the first text box and replace it withhttps://4chenz.github.io/archives.json/archives.jsondunno how that changed on your thing
>>126958Holy shit it worked. Thank you so much.
>>127172Oh hey, glad that did it!
>>126919Hmm, interesting.
Hi
one day i will be happynot yetbut one day
I wish I could be as happy as I used too be with my ex-wife, I hate my life now.
do you like my drawing?
>>122286I wouldn't know what to do without 4chan. The rest of the internet isn't 'anonymous' and it's amazing just how bad things get.
>>126824yeah
I don't think pass users should be bannable from all boards over minor shit. Since we pay to post, it should exclusively be bans from the board where the offense took place.
>>125254This. It's ridiculous enough that you guys give off sitewide bans for breaking invisible unwritten rules on /bant/, but to a paying customer? Cut that shit out
>>125438That's cute and all but the rules are enforced differently on different boards. A ban for "trolling" on /ck/ is usually not banworthy on /biz/. Not to mention you can post an image on a board once and get banned for spamming/flooding because the janny has a vendetta against some other poster fron 3 months ago
>>125254That and hide ads for pass holders. I'm tired of onlyfans ads popping up on sfw boards while I'm at work
Agree and bumped from page 10
>>125254>I paid to be able to shitpost and it didnt worksounds like you got finessed
Jenny Jeungman
Goddamn, who's this cute bunny? I haven't seen her before.
>>127164Jenny Jeungman, /v/ OC who was cast out for not having a videogame of her own, only cameos
>>127170That's a shame. She's really cute. I love her eyes.
Dude I'm like 5'4" lol
Under 6 = ngmi
>>126185This is a cope, Incel.
>>126185privet
I tell people I'm 6' even though I'm 6'1. When they call me out I blame it on my shoes.
Hello, I'd like to report a rouge Jannie on /trv/, banning me for India threads.
Is this him?
>>127155Based JannieFuck India
>I'm honestly kind of afraid that I'm the only white personPost hands
based janny
Jannies can't banThey can only make recommendationsNewfag
I bought it because my IP range was permabanned and I couldn't post no matter what. I figured my only options were either to try to use a VPN, which costs money anyways, or buy the pass.But for people who aren't range banned, I don't see the point in buying the pass, I mean there are lots of captcha solvers on the web. I honestly wish they made it harder to solve captchas to weed out the solvers.
I mostly phonepost and captcha on kuro is a nightmare
I moved to China 6 years ago where the Jewgle captcha wouldn't load, just kept renewing it since
>>127074i didnt
>>127074yo
>>127076I'm always on VPN too and I thought the pass would work, but it won't let me authorize it with the VPN on.
For what reason was this /biz/ thread removed by jannies?
/biz/ has become nothing more than pajeet scamcoin shillingthe entire board should be deleted
>>127122>>127123Twitter is unironically better than /biz/ it's really sad.
> For what reason was this /biz/ thread removed by jannies?> jannies hate any thread that may given them criticismESL Rajesh samefagging
>>127121>hiro approved meta threadthat was a thing for like two hours
>>127129Friday is the 29th :(
