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This 4chan pass was the 2nd thing I bought with my first ever paycheck, but recently the site removed the option to pay for it with paypal or credit cards, and now I must have a crypto wallet to pay for it.

I've never done this before, and I wish to open a bitcoin wallet in order to pay for it.

Can you guys help me out? How do you open one? How did you folks do it?
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Would have been so much easier to use this >>93755
I used my mystic eyes of samefag perception to compare the source html w/ that of the LLC's registered homepage. That convinced me to risk a $25 USD gift card trying it. Worked for me.
nice try.
I want to give away a couple passes. Should I do it in this thread?

that's rude!

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Looking at the /vip/ stats, if I make a thread, it will likely stay up for years before archiving. It's my goal to keep this thread alive until the sun devours the earth.
wow good job copying my thread you fucking faggot. lurk more

You can work on keeping your own thread alive. In fact, there is probably enough space for every returning poster on /vip/. My favorite is >>93796.
ok sorry I yelled at you
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It's a Christmas miracle! Let's all be friends!

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mindfuck me
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DMT is far superior to LSD because you don't have to strap in for a 14 hour trip. Also the visuals from DMT are amazing and mindblowing while LSD visuals are mild and simply distortions of regular sensory information.
>uss liberty
google dancing isralies
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you're a fucking idiot
you must have done some bunk acid then, i couldn't even see reality at points during my trip.

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4chan pass isn't good enough. I want a more expensive ultra pass with more features.
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What kind of features? Everything useful for navigation and posting is available through third-party browser plugins and apps.
opening threads in general or bypassing some sort of freeuser-passuser-quota*, posting webbums with audio, sage, etc.
all of that should be pass-only.

(not OP, btw)

* that would probably cause major sperglording with new-thread-spams for the lulz, so ymmv.
larger filesize when posting webms please
hiro should just let us become mods
There hasn't been a community for like 10 years. Just a bunch of buzzards and old fools.

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I think I might get someone a 4chan pass for Christmas. What does /vip/ think of this idea?
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nice image
Christmas is approaching, what will /vip/ be doing for the festive season?
until next year merry christmas op

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what are you most optimistic about?
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lovely thread
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Bump. Also no one gets banned for that you seething retard lmao
I'm still on track to retire in my mid-40s, so I've got that going for me.

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Indeed it was. Feel old yet?
What am I doing with my life...
Stop browsing 4chan.

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what are you most pessimistic about?
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I'm really worried about finding a way to support myself long term that will make enough money and not drive me insane, I would rather deal drugs or something than work a 9-5 at as a cashier or whatever. I've done all sorts of work, factory, coding, retail, food, you name it. I don't know what to do.
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Everything. But what bothers .e most right now is the fact that I will probably die alone.

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I'm cancer bros..
Keep up the great work

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How many unique posters do you think there are on this board?
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Oldpass represent
When does the age of ypur pass show up? I've had mine for at least 4 years.
It's an option when you make a post. Don't remember what it is though
read the faq

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I don't care how obscure, just share something cool or interesting.
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TOTSE's final home b4 free speech on the net dies
Not very obscure but kinda interesting
I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge, and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor’s office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I’ve trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius’s wrath. then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting it’s prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don’t have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it’s covered by taxpayers. That’s my fetish.
Let this thread stay alive!

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I bought this pass years ago, when passes were first announced, because I basically had every intention to support the site. Why not, right? I still want to do that.

But fuck this crypto shit. Ironically, Hiroshimoot, I live in Japan and can't even buy any sort of digital currency without a VPN. Oh I HAVE a VPN, but even after that process they want US IDs, which are all expired at this point and would cost me a stupid amount to go back to the states and renew. On the rare occasion something offers verification through passport the process will take 24 fucking hours. Or I could risk getting burned through shadier shit markets. What even is the point of this bullshit

On top of all that, due to the absolutely retarded nature of the ever-fluctuating digital currency market, all of this shit is inaccurate. That's right, I'm bitching that I have to pay 70 cents or more extra sometimes because the exchange rate just falls weird at this fucking hour or minute.

Basically I'm saying fuck you for making this the only means of buying a pass. Fuck your retarded ass
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>fuck you for making this the only means of buying a pass.
I don't think this was a decision on 4chan's part. Payment processors cut us off because /pol/. If you want to blame anyone, blame them. I'm sure they're trying to work out a new scheme to get credit card payments back.

This happened last year too.
It took about four or five months till we could pay with credit cards again. I think that was one of the main reasons for the 4chan/4channel split. You could buy a 4channel pass with a credit card till recently. If you visited the buy or renew page on the 4chan domain, it was crypto only.
Crypto was chosen because it was pretty muh the safest method they had after being botcotted by all the major payment services. Blame poltards for making the site look like r/thedonald.
but that's exactly what it is
Ranking likeness to r/thedonald would go:
/ptg/>/pol/>/int/>popular boards>the rest of 4chan
Nah, I'm gonna blame payment services for thinking that's something worth blacklisting over.

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Kickem in the tuchus
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should have kicked him in the coin purse
i hear that really hurts jews
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crush them all
[top secret halloween bump]
OP here, no u

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fuck jannies and fuck trannies

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