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roll your fortune here while you still can

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>90644
roll roll roll
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>>90644
#fortune
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>>90644
I think i'm getting alzhiemers or something how could i fucking forget how to do this
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okay

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Once a day 4chan Pass users should have the power to resurrect one thread from the archive that didn't cap out.

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Tell me about your girlfriend!
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>>86418
You forgot Desu and le millenom girl
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Tell me about your boyfriend!
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We should all love her
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She's better than you
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>>89929
I don't believe you.

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I'm doing a little day drinking. Nothing too crazy. Just a twelve pack of Michelob Ultra. I think I may get some vodka or bourbon soon. So what are you drinking?
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>>90884
New day. New drink. Ketel One Citrone vodka with strawberry mix.
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I'm drinking Kroger brand purified drinking water.
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My go to is either Stolichnaya rocks or an old fashioned with Canadian club

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Should people with 4chan passes be allowed to see poster IDs on all boards? It would be a great incentive to buy/renew a 4chan pass.
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>>89763
Just stop breaking the rules.
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>>89765
Rules don't exist for the wealthy.
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>>89613
good one lol
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>>89578
>Larger file or character limits
this
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>>89552
No. This is an anonymous message board for a reason.

Go home reddit

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show me your N word pass
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>>90341
I am working on a new one.
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>>90344
i give up any claims of ever producing this image from now until forever.
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>>90341
Thank you obama. I do respect Obama.

I respect obama a lot, or if not obama the presidency.

creative commons
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I think I might get someone a 4chan pass for Christmas. What does /vip/ think of this idea?
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>>88371

LOL merry Christmas. Gives me an idea to do some giveaways on /diy
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>>87997
You should've renewed mine for Valentine's Day.
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Christmas is /vip/ board culture?
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Christmas is /vip/ board culture!
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>>88432
you're responding to two different anons

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what if no one thinks we're very important?
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>>89285
>tfw no /vip/ bf
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>>88436
Actually, we're very important people, Anon. Because we have an incredible intellectual capacity and rhetoric that only a few people can mentally grasp. It is therefore important to stress that we do not have to be accepted by the other world out there. Just as Galileo Galilei was hated, so are we hated. But truth and intellect prevail, my friend.
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>>89320
thanks anon i appreciate your positivity

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it's a very nice image i agree
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>>88436
What others think of you is of no consequence unless you care for them.

I think you are nice and obviously have a warm caring heart, so for that I think you are very important.<3
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https://archived.moe/vip/thread/88436/#90259

JANNY?

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kot fishe

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Post Art, Music's and anything else you find beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yog3QttY7Pw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V5hv1tTejY
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sweet geometry, very minimalist
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a verye goode albume

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This thread will last until Halloween.
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Reminder: If you don't decorate your home with skeletons on Halloween you're never gonna make it
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I was watching Malcolm in the Middle having a good old laugh for nostalgias sake, but then noticed its Jewishness. 3 of the characters are Jewish, 12.5% of the Krelboyne class is Jewish (Jews are only 3% of the population). Meanwhile there are no Asians, Mexicans, or other minorities that are a greater percentage in the show. Within the first episodes, one of the kids talks about his kosher lunch. Cynthia hurts Malcolm with some “Israeli self defense” moves. Malcolm’s grandma is implied to be a Jew from Russia in a pogrom (and also very stingy) I only became paranoid when the “Lois gives birth” episode tried to scare off grandma because she was racist. The heavily “promote diversity” message got to my suspicions, and I looked it up: ONE THIRD of the writers are Jewish. Why do Jews promote diversity, while keeping their own lineage pure? I noticed a lot of Malcolm in the Middle episodes have some sort of heartwarming or wholesome ending / message, but then asked myself, “wait a minute, why do I think the ending is virtuous? Who set these morals?” Then I realized it was the Jews who are deciding the opinions of popular media, influencing the opinion of the world. If you read the Torah, you find out a lot of its values are far different from what they promote to the “outside community”. In conclusion, I am scared of Jews now.
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As for why this is a terrifying conclusion, the heavy Jewish influence is not for the good of the rest of the population. Why do you think they practice one thing (such as homophobia) while promoting another? Did you think what they’re encouraging is for YOUR own good?
I believe that the Jews will always have a place in the world, just the way God promised them, and now I know how. God is protecting them by instilling values and teaching them how to manipulate the rest of the world so they will always come out on top. For the people who don’t follow the Bible, their lives are chaos. This is evolution baby. This is survival of the fittest.
This is also why I’ve taken up reading the Bible seriously, beginning to end. So far it’s a bunch of crap about Jews fighting nations, Jews fighting each other, and like a billion names of whose son is whose, but I believe there is a hidden message in there. There are TWO messages:
1. The instruction manual on how to be successful (rich, popular, a leader)
2. The hidden agenda that explains to you how the Jews will conquer the world
I think that reading the Bible levels the playing field so you know how they do it and what they’re up to. I’m not promoting conversion at all. Hell, even Jews don’t promote conversion. They don’t want you in on their secrets. What I am promoting is careful study of the Bible. It’s like knowing the enemy’s playbook. I don’t know why no one else has thought of it like that, not the “kind and benevolent god” or “save your soul” messages. But how to defeat your enemies and manipulate the world. That’s way better motivation.
Anyway just wanted to share my findings here. If people knew how paranoid I am, or if my friends found out I even think about the Jews at all, well, I wouldn’t be treated the same way ever again. But I’m too shocked at my findings I just wanted to talk about it. I never go to /pol/ but I did today to see if anyone talked about Jews (seriously)
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And /pol/ is an absolute cesspool about trying to get women instead of looking at serious issues. Heck, I bet even this incel culture is promoted by the Jews. A woman who has sex before marriage is stoned, meanwhile the Jewish media normalizes promiscuity.
Now why is modesty important? Think about it. God promised Jews to be around forever, so clearly his instruction manual is for their own good, and look at it, they have never died out. So undermining the culture of the outside world is how they fight. Heck, even spreading the stereotype about how they’re weak and physically pathetic is a tool to let down our guards. THEY’RE ALL IN ON THIS!
And why is this important? I will never realize my dreams of being an excellent comedy writer because of my handicap for not being born a Jew. Fuck, I bet even non-Jew writers are STILL influenced by the Jews. And if you want to be popular, you’ve got to follow public opinion - which is chosen by the influential Jews who work together - so in order to be successful- you STILL END UP PROMOTING THEIR VALUES! (“Values” as in what they want the rest of the world to believe.) either way you’re screwed! Thanks for listening to the ramblings of someone who hasn’t slept well for 3 weeks.
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My parents brought me up to avoid that sort of thing. Eternally greatful.
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>>90863
I hope you got some sleep. That's the most worrying thing about this thread.

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/s4s/ does not belong on /vip/

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>90455
nice dubs!
>>90499
nice dubs!
>>90599
nice dubs!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Checking my fortune while I still can!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>90762
>Reply hazy, try again

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>90763
wew my perk points increased to 5

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HOW DO I SHOW MY FUCKING SCORE?
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test
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>>90446
i don't see it
do i need a point to see it
oh it's on the side reply box not the top reply box
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ass
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wow, this is what I get for joining the party late.
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wew


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