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I think i understand why we'll never go back to old 4chan now that ive stayed away from this sort of entertainment for a few months and came back...

Its simply not as fun as we remember...

Just went on a nostalgia thread filled with some REALLY old shit and i compared it to the compilations my cousin watches on youtube hes 9 and its literally the same type content, just everything is switched to modern references

This is probably why its considered cringe to us, but our nostalgic memories are considered cringe to them...lack of understanding to the references almos like you had to be indulgedin it to understand

The fact that i no longer enjoy the nostalgic content i would at one points beg for to come back, is saddening
So millennials who grew up with internet memes circa late 90s/early 2000s are just modern equivalent of "You damn kids, get off mah lawn?"

90s and 2000s kids leave. Go suck cox
I've never been very nostalgic anyway but I think you're right, people who still aggressively cling to the old ways are usually those who for whatever reason can't move on from that time — and they will openly admit this to you. I will always pity the bitter oldfags who are left behind once everyone else has moved on or gone away.

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Share some obscure internet crap you think is cool or interesting. Anything with less than 1000 views is fine. I'll start!

>frenchanon sings a comfy song

>classic jace connors / parkourdude91 video

>16mins of noko-san playing with a knife
Bonus points to anyone who knows where the OP image is from.

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nanno is now a 2hu??
three of them???

Is it Kino?

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works for 4channel but not 4chan
Yes I disabled all extensions too. I am using Brave.
Pretty sure Brave has it's own script blockers built in. Have you disabled those as well?
sys.4channel and sys.4chan both need to be whitelisted, I believe. If you unblocked one but not the other, that would explain why.

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I shall post my most exclusive bune collection.
Feel free to join in.
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Cute buns
What is this blasphemy nnaa~
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I prefer the moth.

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Cosmologists rightly observe that we are made of stardust.

They will soon realize the earth used to be a star.

Like it was the sun before our sun was the sun.

So whoever used to believe that the sun revolves around the earth was technically correct.

The sun used to be one of earth’s planets.

Recall that the earth is the densest body in the known universe. Besides Sam Harris’ beliefs. Wink.

Oh and Mercury used to be a sun. It is the second densest object in the known universe, next to Joe Rogan.

Planets result from stars when the hydrogen gets fully converted to the heavy elements (nucloegenesis). It is a very straightforward but time consuming process.

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You've officially blown my mind.

Please tell me more.
What would you like to know brother?
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Dark Matter is where life is forming

Physicists are confused by dark matter and dark energy. They know something exists out there because of gravitational effects and other signposts, but because it doesn't emit or reflect enough electromagnetic energy (light) to detect, physicists haven't discovered it yet. Nor they will if they keep searching for light in the dark. When matter that is dark no longer needs the light it is absorbing, it stops being dark. It becomes detectable and joins what is called the "known universe."

When some physicists see a conflict between observation and theory, they blame the observation, not the theory. The theory that dark matter does not interact with light is wrong. Dark matter interacts intensely with light, so intensely that it only absorbs it. When a theory explains a lot but not the big picture of reality, some people hope to change reality. It turns out it is a lot easier to change the theory. The easy answer is often right. Once something is known it is not difficult at all. One wonders why there was ever a question at all.

Why does matter need light? It needs light to create life because light contains all the information required by the building blocks of life to organize themselves into the structures of life.

Think of light as an immensely huge (the broadest of broad bands) WiFi signal. We've created a neat little Wifi intranet here on earth. Some people call it the internet. It is still mostly an intranet.

There is light. There is dark matter. There is gray matter. The more gray matter the easier it is to see the light.

The big bang theory is currently a bit of a dud. Which is not to say that elements of it are not illuminating. This much seems rather clear: greater understanding will only occur in open minds capable of new ideas.

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first time I've had a pass since /vip/ was created in 2016
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>>>/bant/8005383 ok fag
Have you tried having sex yet?

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what are you most pessimistic about?
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i'm weak as fuck. like please slow down world i've already been homeless. slow down please just for a minute?
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My comfy NEET days will be over soon as has already happened to all my friends and it's not giving me much to look forward to.

Love (khv, T-6 years to wizardom)
My wagecucking prospects once I gradute

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I just bought 4chan pass what do?
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post nads
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Shitpost on all boards faster with reduced cooldown timers.
We clover now.
To be able to falseflag on /pol/ and /sp/.
Flex on plebs

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Hiroyuki, please delete /pol/ and ban everyone who posts /pol/ bullshit.

Yesterday, a 19 year old shot and killed one person and wounded three others in my home town. He was the son of my high school Physics teacher. That teacher was a man I respect incredibly. I did not have a fun time in school, and without people like him in my life, I probably would be dead right now. He was kind, caring, and right now he's dealing with the fact that his son killed a person because of hate found on boards like /pol/. Hate that serves no purpose. Hate that isn't funny or cute, but serves to drive people to kill other people.

I've been a poster on 4chan since 2004. I was here when the lolita board was nixed. I went through the time when /jp/ was split off of /a/ and the drama that caused. When 4chan died like 5 times, each time thinking it was for good. I would post on /b/ for happy negro and cockmonger, and EFG and drawfags. I raided Habbo Hotel and declared that the pool was closed due to aids. I've seen it. I was there. What's happening now is nothing like that. We never went our of our way to hurt people. Everything we said was said with the understanding that we were joking. Nothing was serious enough to get mad about, and nothing was off limits. As the site has grown... it's changed. The people on /pol/, the people who post Pepe and do all of this bullshit, they genuinely believe what they're saying. They don't see this as a joke. They want to hurt people, and it's happened. It keeps happening. 4chan banned gamergate for a reason. Why is this any different? Yes, you can't stop this sort of hate from existing everywhere, but I sure as fuck don't want to be a part of a site that enables it anymore.

I'm posting this here instead of /qa/ because I know that at the end of the day money talks. I'm a 4chan pass holder, and I have been for years. Please listen to what I'm saying. This isn't worth it. /pol/ is a cancer of cancers. It's going to kill us. It's killed people. Please.
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silence, tranny
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You are a faggot. Please drink bleach and die. Then go back to r*ddit.
My money speaks too.
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>not a newfag
pick one

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You're welcome
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what does it do

Post dumb shit blue pills say
>racism bad
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>/pol/shitter has enough money for a 4chan pass
Could've used that to patch up your trailer lad
Is this pasta fresh or is it a stale one that has been reworded?
It's lifted from the OP of another current thread on the board in full.
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Racism IS bad. Classism, however, is totally justified and always right.

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what are you most optimistic about?
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I'm most optimistic about my pessimism.
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Im optimistic that there will be an even better thing than the internet that 4chan will get its wriggly little fingers on and thrive once again...
Spring is here, and summer is just around the corner
Getting a new computer soon.
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