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I don't really like this website anymore, but everywhere else is worse.
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everywhere else was always worse
it's getting worse
at some point you'll realise that most originalfags just grew up and now all that's left are those who can't move on so they're just stuck here in bitterness for something from their past they want back but can never have. i have a lot of sympathy for that.
Fuck this place right in its faggt fucking degenerate asshole.

Everywhere else is full of nazi cocksuckers banning you because of their made up fucking feelings.

Then there's this place. They ban all of the fun shit and then let faggotry and trolling shit up every single board.

It's fucking gayer than aids.

Fuck, look at b. Its just a porn spam board for edgy 13 year old cucks jerking off to underaged facebook pics. Ita fucking stupid.

Make 1 fucking thread on /b and dont self bump. You wont male it to 5 posts before you ate btfo by edgy cunts and porn.

Fuck you Hiro

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>internet culture will have become completely passé
implying it hasn't been for the past two years

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We need a "Hide thread" option while browsing 4chan boards via "Catalog" and not "Index" only.

Catalog is the only way I ever browse 4chan, and this is not going to change, that's how I choose to interact with the website. It makes my experience on this site so much easier, fun, and more engaging. Catalog is amazing, but I'm missing one important function. I want to hide some really bad threads ( hello >>>/b/catalog ) But I can't, since the function is not there. Can we have this implemented soon?

P.S I have filters, and it works for most of the time, but there are degenerates who dodges it more than often.
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Can't do.
Android Chrome.
Stop being a fone fag!
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Imagine being such a newfag you do not have the knowledge of being able to shift-click threads from the catalog.

Now look at OP.

Frightening, isn't it?
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Imagine being edgelord like you, and trying so hard to score internet brownies
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>buzzword buzzword buzzword common-newfag-reaction-image.jpg
But who am I quoting?

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It's my birthday today and I thought maybe we should have a thread for birthdays around the year since /vip/ is so slow. When it's your birthday just post in this thread and I will personally wish you well on your special day.
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happy bday cunt! do ya self a favour an rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled stoked

wen day is dark alway rember that beauty of a day
Happy Birthday! You feel really old at 30 but by the time you're 32 that will pass and you'll feel young again. You're not even to half way through and there's plenty of things you can still do so don't feel old. I'm 35 and still feel young Use it as a point to improve upon. Start exercising more and eating right. That will help.
Thanks, cunt! <3
I actually managed to lose more than 90lbs since October 2017, so I guess I’ve been feeling a lot “younger” lately too. I’ve taken up trail hiking lately so that seems to help me as well. Someone thought that I was below 25 once a little while ago.
That's some good work. Makes me proud to see that. Improving yourself can make you feel a lot better about yourself. Seems axiomatic but it's hard to do. The hard things tend to be worth it. The results you're already seeing. Keep doing the right things.

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I have a dream. That one day every person on this board will control their own destiny. An imageboard of the truly free, dammit. A board of action, not words, ruled by OC, not forced memes! Where the rules change to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the posters! Where every man is free to post - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick jannies and chickenshit moderators. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of catchphrases and outrage politics bullshit! Fuck niggers! Fuck the media! Fuck ALL OF IT! 4chan is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new 4chan will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to post as they see fit, they'll make 4chan great again! In my new 4chan, people will shitpost and get banned for what they BELIEVE! Not for reddit screencaps. not for (You)'s! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to shitpost of his own accord!
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Wow op. Gotta say I'm in. I dont get up to much these days but i have a room full of 1860s and packs on live stream for when i inevitably blow myself up / burn my house down.

Will try and find yall the link.

And we should start recruiting other boards to come here and not be faggots

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I think i understand why we'll never go back to old 4chan now that ive stayed away from this sort of entertainment for a few months and came back...

Its simply not as fun as we remember...

Just went on a nostalgia thread filled with some REALLY old shit and i compared it to the compilations my cousin watches on youtube hes 9 and its literally the same type content, just everything is switched to modern references

This is probably why its considered cringe to us, but our nostalgic memories are considered cringe to them...lack of understanding to the references almos like you had to be indulgedin it to understand

The fact that i no longer enjoy the nostalgic content i would at one points beg for to come back, is saddening
So millennials who grew up with internet memes circa late 90s/early 2000s are just modern equivalent of "You damn kids, get off mah lawn?"

90s and 2000s kids leave. Go suck cox

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Why are characters constantly being removed from the postable list
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what are you most pessimistic about?
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i'm weak as fuck. like please slow down world i've already been homeless. slow down please just for a minute?
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Merry Christmas, /vip/!!!!
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Same time next year, this thread lads.
Post is almost a year and a half old.

We should really start recruiting nonfaggots to come in here and kick it.

Most all other boards are ahit up so bad i wish the whole site had to have a pass or fuckoff and drown in a 5 gallon bucket of my piss

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Hi fellas, let's discuss casual stuff. How's your life going?
Did something interesting happen at home/workplace/school/uni and so on?
Do you want to change something in your life?

Chill discussion for chill people that don't have 24/7 time to post on 4chan. Let's go lads.
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I have hypertension and have been on blood pressure meds for roughly half a year now. An unfortunate side-effect of the meds is impotence and it's slowly getting worse. The wife is worried, so I'm seeing a doctor tomorrow to see what can be done about it. Wish me luck, Anons.
Engineering. What makes me miserable is the fact that I'm all alone.
Good luck fren.

All alone, like no friends? Geez, I knew engineering was not that sociable. I'm a medstudent, we're both /sci/ material right here.
Are you living in Russian ghetto?

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I'm not going to keep putting money into this site if it's going to be filled with this stagnant, obnoxious bullshit. Half the boards are fucking unusable now. Mods, do your fucking jobs.
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add the pics to your file-filter, problem solved.
That's as likely as banning anime off this site. It ain't going to happen.
Is it really any different than a lot of pedobear and EFG threads? Same memes, different generation.
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you have to go back
Wojak and Pepe are reddit memes, kid.

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im first post 3 hours

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Does /vip/ play Monster Hunter?
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Worldfag? Go kill yourself
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>not enjoying every MH
Started with MHTri, then MH3U. MH4U Afterwards. Just got MHWorld recently, but it felt like an information overload at first. Gunlance best weapon btw
I always preferred heavy bowgun. Are gunners considered a meme class? I was never really gud at MH, just played because frens.
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Pre-MHW games, Gunners at least need more bare minimum knowledge to get into since they're not very accessible to new players, especially since they had their own armor type you can't mix and match with Blademaster stuff outside of helmets. Bowguns especially come to mind, but Bows could also have different shot types for each charge level and it's another thing to think about.

In MHW though? LBG is safe as houses, but it in earnest deals dick for damage outside of something like Kulve Taroth. HBG is actually good if you can use it properly (read: Cluster spam or Spread), and Bow in this game does a retarded amount of damage with Critical Element sets. Either way, playing more like a third-person shooter helps accessibility but they're mechanically a lot less interesting than they were. The abolishing of Gunner armor also comes at the cost of unique armor designs.

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First /vip/ thread of 2018.
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>day jobs
Tell me, Anon, what do you do for a living?
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Best thread of the year.
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I wish that the girl in OP's pic was a futa so she could shove her fat cock into my ass while grabbing my shoulders from the front to keep me in place while I'm getting ass-raped by her.
Is there something you'd like to share with us, Anon?
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I think I'm good desualesu. Sharing is for cummunists

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We wait.
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Archived! It didn't even last two months
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this should be for only supporters at least. if they liked reddit, they will love it here.
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It lacked scantily-clad girls and animé tiddies.
Now we wait.
For what, >>99999?

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