Waiting For The Bus Edition>Console Hour of ReleaseSeptember 12, 2019 - 21:00 PDTSeptember 13, 2019 - 00:00 EDTSeptember 13, 2019 - 00:00 BRTSeptember 13, 2019 - 00:00 BSTSeptember 13, 2019 - 00:00 CESTSeptember 13, 2019 - 00:00 SASTSeptember 13, 2019 - 00:00 MSKSeptember 13, 2019 - 00:00 SGTSeptember 13, 2019 - 00:00 JSTSeptember 13, 2019 - 00:00 AESTSeptember 13, 2019 - 00:00 NZST>PC Hour of ReleaseSeptember 12, 2019 - 16:00 PDTSeptember 12, 2019 - 19:00 EDTSeptember 12, 2019 - 20:00 BRTSeptember 13, 2019 - 00:00 BSTSeptember 13, 2019 - 01:00 CESTSeptember 13, 2019 - 01:00 SASTSeptember 13, 2019 - 02:00 MSKSeptember 13, 2019 - 07:00 SGTSeptember 13, 2019 - 08:00 JSTSeptember 13, 2019 - 09:00 AESTSeptember 13, 2019 - 11:00 NZST>Official Skill Calculatorhttps://borderlands.com/en-US/game-info/>Unofficial Skill Calculator (Amara, Moze, and Zane)https://bl3skills.com/>Get free stuff - SEASON 3 IS OUT RIGHT NOWhttps://borderlands.com/en-US/vip/>VIP Codeshttps://pastebin.com/8mUpGVHm (embed)>OP information (lots of links with info about BL3 in it)https://pastebin.com/PXZEqBR2 (embed)>Borderlands General: The Pre-Thread: >>265524267
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So what is Moze's name? Because usually Moze is short for Moses and for jewish boys, or short for "Mosely" as a last name. Either way it raises questions. Also, what IS Moze? Cause she looks vaguely Asian.
>>265635114Moserah Hayussinian Yan-Lun al-Amir Andreyevna
>>265635114Moserah Hayussinian Yan-Lun al-Amir Andreyevna is her full name and she is my girlfriend.
fuck im so excited
>>265635307>>265635275You are fucking kidding me. And it's the fucking generless robot that's got the incels/trumptards in a snit?
>Waiting a full day after release just on the off chance that Walmart will have the game $10 lessI'm gonna be real sad if it turns out even that was a lie and I waited for nothing
>>265635382whats wrong anon?
>>265635510What gay shit did you hear that from?
>>265635275>>265635307Wow that is a fucking mess of culture mixing. I'd say overall Kazakh, but Andreyevna is straight Russian although it should be in the middle with Hayussinian at the end... Also, no matter what, she is straight jewish which is going to make so many neets squirm.
>>265635510>Waiting a full day after release just on the off chance that Walmart will have the game $10 lessI’ve literally never heard of Walmart doing this before. Can anyone confirm?
>>265635382They domt care about anything that isnt posted on twitters. I like mozes name though. Its a crazy super easterm weirdo name. Makes sense for a soldier fighting for some intergalatic communist russia wannabee corporation
>>265635513To me, nothing, but that name, assuming it is not a joke, is at a minimum, Jewish, Russian, Kazakh, and Arabian, all the favorite races/cultures of the internet.
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>>265635805>Walmart Offering Borderlands 3 At A Discount on Launch Dayhttps://gamerant.com/borderlands-3-discount-walmart/
>>265635761How is she jewish?
>>265635905>yan-lunYour forgetting chinese
>>265635630>>265635805https://www.gamespot.com/articles/borderlands-3-gets-release-day-discount-for-ps4-xb/1100-6469757/Again, it's a spotty claim at best but I'm a leaflander so games are like $80 up in this hellhole, so any hope of getting it a little closer to normal prices I'll take
he be dabbin on tha streetyuhhe be dabbin to tha beatayi got his sister in tha sheetsbrrtan we be fuckin till I yeetsskrrt
>>265636191>games are like $80 up in this hellholeYikes! really makes you wonder how much food costs there...
>>265635813>KazakhI love it to, and I was hoping she had at least *some* Russian in her (I still don't like her voice as I was expecting a real Russian or Ukrainian accent) but I suspect the incels and trumptards of the internet will flip their shit when it dawns on them that potentially the strongest Vault Hunter is a literal Jewish girl.
>>265636358Just paid $15 for a burger and fries
>>265636430>he doesnt just get a mcgangbang everytime he wants to feel like shit
>>265635761Slavs have always been a mongrel race, the history of Eastern Europe is pretty much just millennia of invasion and rape.Besides, Moze is a very cute Slavic Turkish Asian mongrel
>>265636159I did say at a minimum; I recognize the other 4 parts by sight as it is essentially, written in plain English:Moserah Hayussinian Yan-Lun al-Amir AndreyevnaFemale Diminutive Form of Moses, Female Grosser (I think Kazakh is not my strong suit), I assume some 'Child of' Chinese patronymic, Daughter of Amir (Arabic), Daughter of Andrey.
hello everyone this is my fiancee amara and we are getting married tomorrow, any words of encouragement for the happy couple?
>>265636430Not sure about food in general since I don't really see American prices of those to compare, but I can tell you cheap ass bourbon like Buffalo Trace and Wild Turkey is over $30 for a bottle.
Question, anons, what's the closest I can get to the Zer0 experience in Borderlands 3?
>>265636657Damn, nice breakdown dude.
>>265636767Congratulations! Here, a present for the newly engaged, I think you'll need it.
>>265636139Moserah is a diminutive, female form of Moses. There is no other language that uses that form or style. Her first name is categorically a *very* Jewish, like hasidic levels of orthoxy Jewish.>>265636627None of those names fit Turkey. Going by the naming scheme, I'd say she has a Father that is half Russian (Andreyevna, literally Russian for Daughter of Andrey, patronymic), half Arabic (al-Amir, Daughter of Amir/ of Amir), IDK that I've ever heard that Andrey=Amir but I suppose it isn't a HUGE stretch; and her mother that was half Jewish (if her father was Jewish her name would have a 'Bar-something) in it, half Chinese, which definitely makes her Jewish given that mother->children religion. Source: ~12 years as a Geopolitical Adviser
>>265636913Fade away fl4k
>>265636767Anon you have been here long enough to know about partali law right?
>>265636767what does it feel like to get a handjob from her siren power fists
Corporal Bob, reporting for duty.
>>265637279I was the one who made that post, and you actually screencapped it holy kek. of course I know about partali law, I fucking invented it
>>265637481>one hand is jerking the rod>one hand is caressing the balls>one hand is palming the tip>one had is fisting your assSounds pretty good famalam.
>>265637105Thanks for the explanation
>>265637481assuming ethereal hands can phase through solid mass, probably got at least one all inside you ensuring that you will never be able to cum until she finally decides you've earned it.
>>265637513haha yeah i capped it because it was so fucking funny to me and i would read it now and again so thanks for the quality post. you been in this general for awhile then.
>>265636913Flak. Fade away is basically Zeros skill but better
>>265637589>Fisting your ass Yikes
>>265637843yeah since the mask teaser. never really got into the old blg tho
>>265634669>no EESTEEST is......................................???
bros... i think we're gonna make it...
>>265638816same here. Hopefully this place becomes maximum comfy again when this general was crawling at a snails pace.
>>265639591couldn't agree more. slow generals are the best generals. hate being forced to post censored porn just for someone to even see my post, let alone reply to it. We'll have some respite after the final dlc, although I fear this place will never be the same again. unironically hoping cyberpunk kills this game on steam just to avoid the shitstorm of steamfags coming in april.
lets see if this old shit play out
>>265639979I'll file this one under "guns i shoot once then immediately sell"
anyone else playing Zane for the lore?
>>265639545i....i.. think we might just make it as well. I can smell the curried scent already.
>>265640234>not playing the siren for the lorehuh?
>>265640335i dont like her play style
>>265639286Check MSK or SAST
handsome collection on switch fucking when? a literal toaster could run it, they have literally nothing to lose by porting it
>>265634669yo ho yo hoone more day for a console cuck like me
>>265639919Makes me unironically miss the pre E3 Gaigeposting.
>>265641698we are the eternal watchers
Haderax the Invincible
Have we seen any class mods yet?
Two anons in the last thread said they had 2 different Gb sizes, 52 and 55 respectively. How do I check to make sure the Gb size is the correct one? For Pc
Destinyfag here, don't have enough room for both this and destiny w/ the new expansion on my tiny ass SSD, what do?
>>265641940Here's what I got.
>>265639545I wanna lick dem absIf only...
>>26564194055 guy here, now it shows as 52 on the folder. epic's a little fucky, you either have to check it as its downloading, or you have to fucking uninstall it if you want to see what size it really is lmao. and you can always check the file itself through windows. I wouldn't worry about it though, there's gonna be a day one patch anyways. games are never the exact size that the posted specs require.also if you pause/resume a download on epic, it will show the file size as what's remaining, not the total, so that may lead to some confusion. Idk why it said 55 for me then only 52 once it was done but whatever, like I said epic is fucky.
Where's the magnet links at?>>265639979Massive, if it ends up being true.
>>265642175Delete Destiny. You won't have enough time for both
ok bros, remember to drink water 2-3 times per hour and eat a snack every 3-6 hours while binging. pissing in bottles may be convenient but it is not hygienic so please take regular bathroom breaks as well.
WHY DOESN'T MOZE HAVE A KILL SKILL TO RELOAD HER GUNS THAT AREN'T EQUIPPED LIKE SALVADOR?I just want her to be my Doomguy equivalent, but I can't run Hellwalker and wait through reloads - you never have to reload in Doom 2016.
why the fuck is literally every streamer playing flak? and everyone justifies their wrong opinion with some bullshit saying he's good for solo. hello? it's fucking borderlands, everyone is good for solo and coop.
>>265645442shitters want a pet
>>265645325Because she has a crit skill that starts reloading her current gun as well as a capstone, if specced right it could become pretty much unnecessary to ever reload.
>>265645576When I started looking at trees that tree in particular really drew me in, like, some people are thinking it's only going to be good for massive magazine weapons, but 10% of your magazine per second with massive buffs to your magazine size inside the tree can mean even like shotguns and bolt actions will just never run out of ammo
>>265645576hellwalker has mag size of 2 and shoots two shells per shot It is impossible to not have to reload it. :(
>corps send you free shit the more you use their productsjakobs is gonna be fucking spamming me
>>265639545I hope i can change her ugly skin color
>>265644870>pissing in bottles>not taking the easiest and best routelmaoing hard at you rn
>>265646748I just piss straight onto the floor from where Im sittinggrabbing a bottle is too much of a timewaster
WHERE THE FUCK IS DIGITAL FOUNDRY REVIEW
>>265645938Can't wait for those sweet Maliwan and Vladof kickbacks, myself.
So Fl4k is a loader bot right ?
>>265646831>pissing on the floorSure, if you're Poolish or a slav. The case of diapers I got arrived two days ago. Just waiting for bl3 at this point.
>kotaku seething that they didn't get a review code but literal who sites did
>>265647195so no ?
used to be a never preorder guy, but then 2019 hit and gave me bl3 and aoe2 definitive
>>265634669ive got a couple questions about sirens.how do we know there can only be 6 at one time? jack has a line about it in 2, but where did he get that info from? who's to say he or his source is to be trusted if its a legend passed down orally like the vaults?whos the last siren? it better not be tannis.
>>265636057>Maliwan and Jakobs accuracy, Jakobs reloadWow, those are some ass mods, but that Humans, Beasts, and Robotics thing is fucking baller.>Big load of Damage Reduction against bosses>Extra Crit damage and if they have Armor, extra Armor damage
>>265648069He probably learned about it from the Vault knowledge you see him get in TPS
>>265648069got bad news for ya, one of the streams showed tannis communicating with the player the same way lilith and angel do.
>Still hasn't been crackedIs the preload not all the files?
>>265648874it has a dummy exe. also im a brainlet on these matters, but won't denuvo delay your crack for at least a week or so?
Will they actually balance punch bitch so she can successfully punch all the content or is it going to be Brick all over again?
>>265634669is it worth farming for the thunderball fists?
I'm pretty excited, for the first time in a while.not even randy being retarded could ruin this
>>265649047>won't denuvo delay your crack for at least a week or so?It really depends on more factors than that.>Recent trends among crackers>The game (this one's at the fucking top of every list atm)>Recent updates to Denuvo itself
>get hype after leak there might be a third game>grab my bro and we play through 2 and tps again >many good times were had>game announced and big hype>ask him to pre-order the game and request off just for launch day since schedules always conflict >plenty of sites offering 10$ off/back so he says sure >forced to get the ps4 version because he has a shit pc.>dont care get to play with my bro again>months go by and we slowly stop gaming and talking>asked him monday if he pre-ordered and got the day off>"no i didnt">no reply to anything else >first b.l release we arent playing together thanks for reading my blog post. it hurts bros
>>265649439not unless you are maya or gauge
>>265649612dang. its such a cool weapon too
>>265649670its one of my personal favorites in the game, just the effect and full red style are great too
>>265649439gib it or pray for a world drop. both farms for it are fucking hell. its a fun weapon when you finally get it tho
>>265649307We now have lifesteal melee relics and guns that shoot melee damage so yeah amara the brown goddess is going to be nasty.
reminder to all my fellow skallywags! don't forget to 'legitimately obtain' the game multiple times so r*ndy p*tchf*rd loses even more money! he loses $60 for every 'perfectly legal' download! see you on the seven seas!
>>265648197fug. i kinda figured though. its better than the girl twin being a siren though
fuck i was hoping for a digital foundry video today i guess the game will run like ass on some pcs
>>265650223>guns that shoot melee damageIs it like this?
>>265650481Fuck that, I want a Frank gun
>>265650461>ultra settings>40fps>low settings>no graphical difference, but now at 120fpsalso heard it has an annoying excess of particle effects, you can probably tone that shit down to medium/low while dropping pointless filter effects etc and boost yourself up 15-20 frames without compromising the shit that actually matters.
>>265650715probably setting volumetric effects to high/ultra is what is causing the low fps. Same shit happened with fallout 4
>>265650481Holy fuck I forgot all about that issue, what a trip, it has to be around 10 years old now
So the Hellwalker Jakobs Shotgunhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXrGGESgbv8&t=97s [Embed]Which character do I have to choose to be able to use this gun and hear the entire soundtrack play instead of the slow reload and reset of the music? Because if there is no way to do that with this gun, then the gimmick is bust.
>>265652054moze skill that doesnt consume ammo after leaving iron bear maybe? idk. amara and flak can get pretty high reload speed with coms
>>265649307i would be shocked if they botched the melee character at this point, krieg was good.
>>265645442his trailer is the only good oneim telling you now zane is gonna be the best character
>>265652493they just need to add laser swords
>>265652054pray to rngesus with fl4k
>>265652607>his trailer is the only good one>implying Zane's trailer isn't head and shoulders above everyone else's
>>265652607i think amara will be op
>>265652054>Only 2 shots and 2 capacity double-barreled boomstickIt'd have to be Moze for the no ammo consumption.
>>265652607Zane seems good all-around, but not as nutty as the others.>Moze never has to stop shooting>FL4K with Reload detonation Torgue shotguns>Amara punch
>>265652994post launch patch guts torgue and/or flak, screencap this post. bee+cc all over again.
>>265652054I notice it's an elemental Jakobs gun
>>265653502There's also an elementless Maliwan.
>>265653502Elemental Jakobs guns aren't unheard of, they're just uncommon.
>tfw i'll finally be playing this game less than 24 hours from now
>>265653898>tfw get off work two hours after launchI'll just be missing the initial shitshow serverdowntime r-right?
aight i'm out for a few days now. really don't want to get spoiled on that sick fucking loot i'm about to farm. catch you next week /blg/ and here's one more super cute amara till then
>>265650225Based and chad pilled
Why do people say Amara Melee build is going to be OP or surprise people? It looks like it's going to be complete shit against anything you can't 1 punch, fun for low level mobbing I guess?
Anyone know if physical copies match the launch dates, which I assume were written with digital in mind? I would call Gamestop but it's late.
>>265634956See you soon Mr. Torgue
>>265654703Because the tree also has a lot of tankiness with a second wind. however i also think that people are overlooking how good her orange elemental tree is because there are some nutty skills in there including turning all elemental weapons into moxxi guns.
I'm going to miss Hellborn Krieg, he was fun as fuck. Anyone else play Hellborn? Definitely my favorite build.
>>265655459Blue tree Amara has some similar skills
>>265655247Reminder: only redditors and communists use fl4k and only poo's, pooapologists(see also: yurocucks) and basedguzzlers use the shitskin
>>265656156Can you trow some more memes and buzzwords in there please?
>>265656156you're telling me you can be a mecha loli and the more popular option is some fagbot or a nigger?
>>265654703It looks like shit to me but what do I know. HP regen and being more beefy overall is nice but I really doubt melee holds up in the endgame.>>265656746>mecha loliDude you don't know what a loli is.
>>265654786why would it be any different? even on console youve gotta wait for the install to "unlock"
Post builds please.
>>265656668these middle schoolers dont realize they are the same as reddit
>>265656746>Amara>A nigger She's brown you literal blind fucking retard
What Vault Hunter will you play?https://www.strawpoll.me/18628651
>>265653964>Digital copy comes out on my day off but is full priced>Physical copy comes out on a work day but MIGHT cost a good bit lessWagecuckery hurts, I wish I could just get some disability payments and live the NEET lyfe
>this time tomorrow you'll be balls deep into bl3
>>265658000Yep can't wait.
>getting my wisdom teeth removed on release day>have off from work and the whole next week while i recover>going to be high on pain meds binging the gamewho else /no work/ during release here?
>>265657225Health is for losers, endless dakka, damage, and shields is the way to go.
>>265658125/calling in sick/
who /goingblind/ here?I haven't seen anything about this game except for the character trailersCan't wait to fuck up my build and struggle through whole game.It's like 2009 again.
>>265658168what excuse you giving them? my go to is "family emergency"
Moze is gay, post Zane or Amara builds
>>265658386I did that with tps and I sorely regret it. I've bet I've spent 1000000000 on the New-U.
>>265658920"im not coming in, find a
>try to buy game on epic store>both debit cards declared invalidWell this is a great experience that definitely makes me want to give epic money
Is the VIP rewards fixed for you guys? I finally got my norfleet
>>265658854Why not take Force Feedback anon? You already got Redistribution and Scorching RPM so there's no reason not to.
>>265659012worked for me : )
>>265649575Sorry to hear that, I hope you can still enjoy the game for all its got.
>>265658000>tfw waiting for a cracked releaseDank trips, tho
>>265659064Seems moderately weak I thought, I need to see it when I play and change spec depending on what good shields are out there, I could see myself going high regen on shields / low amount to proc the capstone more for an example. Force Feedback is only good for mobbing as well, and mobbing you're getting hit every second, so Idk just doesn't seem strong especially since I think you'd want high shield amount / low recharge
give me an amara build. I want to punch people
>Want to stay in threads >Also don't want story to get spoiled
>>265659487Fuck you. no one will help you engage in your nigger cuck fantasy
>>265659358Fair enough, I just figured I don't really have anything better to spend a single point on and since I'm going for crits at much as possible it wouldn't be a bad idea.Of course pretty much everything is subject to change after we try the game, I personally think Matching Set is a little limiting but who knows, maybe all Vladof gear is fun and viable.
>>265659487Just go to the character planner and play around with it a bit, stop being "that guy" who can't think for himself and needs to follow the meta to the letter.
so do you need friends to have funany features to party up with randoms?
>>265659564you sound like you're 5'4
>>265659571I agree Matched Set is limiting especially for leveling (though I think it will be OP when we max level) so I'm going to go 1/5 Scrappy and get 4/5 Iron Bank over 5/5 Matched Set while i level up I think it could be good, but It's hard to say, my build at the moment is just my standard build, but it can change in 2-4 different ways depending on the shields I get. gotta wait and see :P
>>265659819I don't have friends, and always enjoyed Borderlands BL2 not as much though
I like to think Amara can make her tits bounce without even moving, she can just flex her pectorals and they'll start jiggling.Using this technique, she can also preform handless titfucks.
>>265659525>/blg/>caring about the story
>>265660106same I enjoyed bl1 by myself but I had mates enjoy bl2 with back in 2012. I tried the new dlc but it felt weird and boring without a party. what to do lads
>>265659525Just beat the game before anyone else faggot
>>265641940>>265642437I reidid the preload and I still got 52 so I'm guessing that's the preload size
>>265658159>>265658854>willingly turning off health gateenjoy being in FFYL retards
this is gonna take months to be cracked isn't it
>>265660980>being this retarded
Who is gonna be the most fun to pick? Zane?
>>265661138t. retard who turns off one-shot protection
>>265660980Missed opportunity for Gearbox to turn FFYL total time spent into achievable bad-assed points, that gets bonuses based on how quickly you get out, how often you get out, how many times in a row you get out and how close to not getting out...but getting out.
Realistically how long till you think its cracked?
>>265661220All your health gets turned to shields. you have the same amount of hp/shield but its just into shieldsontop of that, you get free 47% shock resist youaredumbaf
>>265661328It's never getting cracked pirates are sobbing since they'll have to get a job
>>265661710>Its never getting crackedAnon, I said realistically. You can't possibly think this game is gonna be immune to being cracked open.
>>265661468I dont know what you're getting worked up about, take only 2 points so it reserves 40% instead of 60. assuming this all works exactly the same.
>>265659012buy it on another site and stick the key into your epic account. like hell im giving epic my payment info.
Amara has cool abilities but her character seems a bit boring compared to others.Zane has a cool style I like the mix of stealth and soldier and his abilities seem very practical but also lacks a WOW factor.I really like Moze and will probably pick her since I like the Russian vibes and the soldier style (Roland and Axton mains both times), but think I'll get over having to look through that mech overlay all the time like I did with Brick and his fists in B1.FL4K is cool but I hate pet classes cause then they get to take all the fun.
>>265662692I am going to pick Zane because he has the option to shooty mcshooty face with his clone and drone at the same time while shooting others in the face.
Are spoilers out yet? Anything about my man Rhys? I need to know if Rhysha is a thing.
>>265662692>but think I'll get over having to look through that mech overlay all the time like I did with Brick and his fists in B1.I completely understand this. Brick in B1 was basically only viable with the melee tree and holy fuck did I get sick of hearing all his screaming.
>>265634669Do you guys think the dlc will change things up this time around? Like maybe add new weapon manufacturers or end game maps like PoE?>>265661859Two weeks minimum
>>265635275Sounds like Randy opened up a map of the Russian Federation and mixed all the different ethnicities living together. She's like Russian-Kazakh-Bashkir-Chechen-Armenian. She's more diverse than the average American.
>all my acquaintances doing this weird posturing about epic games store >got no one to play bl3 with>been working 60+ hour weeks with no overtime pay because salary cuckold only making $38k annual
>>265662692I first hated all charactersnow I love them all and cant decideI played Mordecai and Maya as my mains, so logic says I play FL4K as sniper or go Amara, but I still cant decide especially after going through all their skill tree's I'm fucked
>>265665147I don't understand people's grievances with the epic store beyond not having all your games catalogued in one place.literally every other store including steam has had major security issues same or worse than Epic has had, all are equally shit
>>265665470As a consumer , the store should care for the consumer not the devs
>>265665983How does it not care for the consumer?
>>265664052I give it 3 days, it's a highly anticipated game and everyone will want to shit on Randy and Timmy's parade as quickly as possible
>>265636767Use lube, fisting is no child's play
>>265666127By releasing an subpar store.
>>265666443Steam is equally subpar
>>265666443Because Steam was such a gem when it released? I swear to god all these ESG haters are people that started playing games in the past decade during the time when Valve could do no wrong and people sucked their dick like it was their only source of food completely ignoring the fact that Steam was a piece of shit when it came out and everyone hated it. ESG is the only actual competitor out of the ones that have come out so far and it shows by how irrationally angry people are about it. If nothing else that'll push Steam to get off their fat asses and actually work on their client for a second to try and make it better.
>>265666992Nah there is more going on than most people realize. Valve is working with tencents direct competitor in China to release steam.tencent owns 40% of epic and wanted to speed up the release of the epic store so it can get a foothold in China. Epic initially wanted to release their store with similar features to steam but tencent got in the way.
>>265666992>Because Steam was such a gem when it released?And that was more than 10 years ago, while Epic is trying to compete with Steam of today. EGS lacks even basic features such as shopping cart and their tactics for competition are both predatory and encouraging mediocrity. This whole debacle reminds me more of how Origin started out, rather than early Steam, down to spyware shit.
>paying for little kiddie video games>coping about it online with other incelsliterally unironically lmfaoroflcoptering at ur like rn tbqh desu
Why does the Epic store say the game is only 60 bucks when I'm in Canada?
>>265667594if its Epic Store you can just assume incompetence. probably dont have regional pricing.
>>265636365based obsessed retard.
>tfw I want to sleep>tfw I can't sleep>tfw I know that when the game is finally here I'll only get to play like an hour before the exhaustion hits because I haven't been sleeping.I've done this song and dance before, dudes. Any tips to help get some sleep?>>265668051I hate everything about this except those tits. Dear god those tits.
>>265668146Make your brain tired. Reading helps a lot with doing that. Find some random scp article or if you have a book then read it
I won't be able to play the game until christmas but I cant wait to watch a gameplay with FL4K, I'm interested on how his game style with the pets will be.
>>265668719You have to be 18 or older to post here
Ignore steamcucks/EGS haters, they have a mental illness. If you care more about the features of a launcher than the quality of the game in said launcher, you are a faggot
>>265668146>Dear god those tits.I recognize that cosplayer and those tits are as plastic as the rest of her.
>>265668146>>265668051>HURR BIG BOOBIES!!!I wish this went away. Girls like her wouldn't get these ridiculous fucking operations and actually have something with pleasing proportions and shape.You also wouldn't get dumbass cows being fawned over cos of "PHWOAAARR THE SIZE A'DEM TITTIES!!!"
>>265668146Man fuck dude I feel you, I fell asleep at 9pm and woke up at 12am because I excitedly went to bed too early and now I can't get back to sleep
>>265668571>or if you have a book then read itthis is the second option you recommend when trying to get someone to read something?
today is the day bros
>>265668146Just sleep. The game will probably not work right after launch anyway or will be delayed x hours because of some technical issue. Instead of staying up waiting for the release and then playing an hour go sleep before the game releases and play when the game has been out for 5 or so hours after you wake up and all the issues have been smoothed out.
Does the PC release come with DVDs or is it digital download code in box?
>>265670636Shut up I want to play it NOW!!!
>>265670845dick in a box
How can I fill this up before release date? I know that due to the free pack I'll get another checkmark, but I've seen people fill this out already. I've spun the wheel 3 times and bought the 3 BL3 weapons with points. Do I have to buy one BL2/BL1 weapon in order to complete this? I'd rather not "waste" my points on old content. Can I buy a BL3 skin instead, would it also count? Thanks for any and all replies
>>265672881pretty sure it's guns only dude
>>265672881What does it do?
>>265670598I know, I'm so happy. Got relatively late into the borderlands series, just tried it out with a friend on a whim when we got nothing else to play. We've now spent hundreds of hours among the games and can't wait for BL3 to finally drop. I might be a 30yo boomer but right now I'm as hyped as a lil kid on christmas eve
>>265672927dang, guess I'll wait for the free pack to drop then>>265673118just a nice weapon to have. I reckon it's prolly obsolete 15 minutes into the game, but hey it's the thought that counts
>>265672881Yeah you have to use your VIP points on bl2 guns to unlock it. Don't worry about using the points you will get them later and the rewards won't go away
someone critique my Moze buildhttps://borderlands.com/en-US/characters/moze#t=%22as__2969983312___cb__1265601393___p__3720693987-5_1977224556-4_1557093796-5_4040396515-3_1931847974-3_443105198-2_1064863104-5_3066753877-3_2033013265-1_1229408354-1_63742876-5_2575802013-1_3837792339-5_3657919615-3_1230135061-1_1706970944-1___e__407933920-3651798349_3735514608-2969983312_784347833-1180862728_104895256-3615252601%22
>>265672881>Thanks for any and all replies
Anyone know how these items are going to be delivered to our games post launch? Do I need to link my Borderlands account to my PoS4 acc?
>>265674425Click Click is counter intuitive to the whole endless mags buildSome for the road is shitForge seems largely unnecessarySelfless vengence is counter intuitive to endless mags buildyou got thin red line without getting valdof ingenuity which is bad
>>265668051Oh yeah her. She did some porn fore SCORELAND I think, solo stuff of course, no legit fucking porn.
>>265674425Trash.Didn't even check it because it doesn't function on mobile.Last thread had some image compilation of good moze builds.
>>265674425>surprised you didn't put a point into experimental munitions>if your defense layer is shields, then you really need shock resistance and some way to sustain your shield>if you can pick up some lifesteal from gear, then you might be okay. otherwise, you're going to go down a lot.
>>265676296those builds suck cock
>>265676813no that's what you do those builds are fine chump
>>265676296buildposter here, zane builds will be out once i play him.>>265676813thanks, feel free to use them
>>265676859glass cannon / endless mag buildgoes click click which will be shit for endless mag, same with selfless vengeance doesnt go scorching rpm'sonly 2/5 phalanax doctrine big fucking yikes
>>265677062>burn mag down to 3-4 shots>start hitting crits to start redist>stay at click click range forever>lower health to 5% via selfveng>never reload again, the fire damage is garbage anyways.>increased fire rate that breaks infinite ammo with anything thats not a vladof AR.>you are level 53/50Yeah you're not really intelligent are you.
is this game dark souls with guns in FPS view?
>>265663939I only see people complaining about spoilers, but no information on this yet
>>265677308If dks had a "very easy mode", yeah
>>265677308Diablo with guns :^)
>>265677254good luck maintaining those bonuses being at such low shots buddy
>>265677483The builds are tested. There's no "luck", they work.
>>265677365is there only one difficulty in this game?
>>265677637you get harder difficulties after finishing a playthrough
>>2656776373 (4)>very easy modeFor toddlers and videogame journalists. Enemies have 50% reduced health and damage (yet some reviewers stillcomplained about bullet sponge, yikes)>normalNormal.>True Vault Hunter ModeEnemies scale to you, they are tougher and do more damage, but elemental bonuses and resistances are also better.>(mayhem I, II and III)Artificial difficulty for better loot
Vladof fade away fl4k time
>>265649575you might think that this guy is a faggot, but actually you are the biggest faggot in the universe for even thinking about playing an fps on a fucking consoleyou deserve what has happpened to you
>Moze is a turbo jew with a meme mixed name noweeeeh
>>265678169>70% accuracy >corrosiveMiss me with that gay shit
>>265678292you encounter a ton of bots around that level tho
>>265677401The original concept was literally "Halo meets Diablo"
>>265678345>i will use this gun for 2-3 zones in the game at low level, and after that I'll use the next good weapon i findLE FULL BUILD TIME XDD 20+ points at lv11, no problem bro
>>265678498Who said anything about using it at level 11? Are you retarded? Also weapons can drop with different elements
>>265678669Some of them can't.
>>265678750How do you know this one cant?
>>265678916How do you know it can?
>>265663939Not really a spoiler because it doesn't matter, but apparently Rhys has a picture of Sasha on his desk
>>265678954Nah, the burden of proof is on you for making that claim.
>>265679110You made the claim that it can be different than corrosive, replying to the post mocking it for being corrosive
ok so can i buy the game and maybe if they release a crack tomorrow just refund it? is that a thing? epic store ofc
>>265680591you can refund only if you bought it in the past 2 weeks not since 2 weeks before release like steam
>>265680591Either buy or pirate you wishy-washy faggot
1 minute for NZ consolechads
>>265635001The shader makeup on the ass makes it looks like hella sagging cellulite
>>265649575that sucks shit anon but unfortunately not everyone will share your excitement or be good enough to tell you they're not interested beforehand even if they are your best bud. I hope you can find a new buddy to play with.
>>265681643go choke on a kiwi
>>265681671Afraid I can't because I'm currently playing BL3
>>265681643fucking bastardshave fun
Tired of forced inclusivity nonsense as well as epic store lockdown, pirating this shit for sure once it has a stable crack
>poorfags still try to justify pirating like anyone cares about their retarded hobo asses
>>265681939Cope more my guy, some people just hate shady shitty devs, I will pirate the game now and if it is decent and the devs are not complete garbage I will buy it after all the DLC comes out and there is a heavily discounted GOTY version available
>>265682092>a heavily discountedyep and here we have a key word
>>265681939normally i'd call them faggots but this is epic games and randy retard we're talking aboutas long as everyone can still discuss the game (sans the writing) i dont give a fuck
>>265682167Imagine being upset people do not want to pay full price for jewey devs bullshitGood goy
>>265682215Imagine being poor, retarded and asshurt that you outed yourself as poorfag zoomer subhuman on mongolian loli fongling forums
>>265682215lmao get a job child
>>265682289>>265682304Kids are up early on a school day
>>265682357Yes you are, now put down your phone before it gets confiscated retard zoomer
>>265682357I just got home from work looking forward to playing the game. Paid 100 for it which is nothing to me
>>265682441Neet millennial projectingI am honestly sorry that your life has you this frustrated at the moment, I hope things get better and you wake up at least content eventually
Hopefully this won't take a decade to be cracked, though with how paranoid they are being I don't have high hopes.
>>265683172never ever being cracked your petty childish crimes are over
>>265683172day 1 crack is basically confirmed
>>265683172Doubt it will take long just due to people wanting to stick it to epics asshole
>>265683695here bro just for *unzips*
>>265683695ASS crack hahahahaha
>>265683724What? I don't see anything. Huh?Please respond.
>>265682215No, shut the fuck upYou outed yourself as being only about money. Poor cunt trying to hide behind "morals"
>itt wage slaves dabbing on the neetswtf this is 4channel not reddit :/
>>265684351Lol did you just respond to someones post 40 minutes after the fact
>>265683280why? doesn't denuvo take at the very least a few days to crack (and at most months) unless a clean .exe is leaked?
>>265680835How long does it take for them to process the refund request? Is it still manual?
So can people in multiplayer get into mozes mech like a turret gunner or does she pilot the thing solo
>>265684959They can if you pick dakka turret
>>265684959there is a tier 1 skill to add a turret friendlies can operate on the back of the mech
>>265681643I'm literally seething and coping
>>265684959Yes there is a skill that gives it a turret but from the looks of things it is largely useless and any partner in coop would be much better suited to keep blasting with their own guns/skills
>>265683724If he won't fuck your ass I'll fuck it for you
>>265684959you can use the turret yourself with two skills
>>265685764What skill allows you to do that?
>>265685929turret and auto bear genius
>>265685986Ahh I see, seems less effective in that case but interesting nonetheless
>>265684493Yeah, he's on crack
>>265686034it's nothing but memes and apparently the fact that some streamcuck said you're invincible while manning turret
>>265686206That makes sense, I just wonder how effective it could be since it has no skills to augment the turret any anyone using it becomes useless with their own weapons/action skillsCould save someones life though if they are low health and hop in
>>265686216Maya, from Borderlands 2.
>>265686440i doubt that skill exists for anything more than just fun, turret probably deals default minigun damage
>played through TPS when it came out>steam says I spent 34 hours playing it>can't for the life of me remember anything about it except the floaty jumps and oxygen>look at a synopsis video and absolutely none of it seems familiarIt's kind of uncomfortable how it's just a big empty space in my memory.
>>265648197But Sirens are born and all six were accounted for at the start of B1.Lilth, Steele, Angel, Maya, Amrya, Tyreen
>>265686440Turret probably sucks cock, the other auto-bear skill would probably be good
>>265686725Don't worry, TPS is so shit that your brain just removes the memories of it
>BL3 LESS THEN 12 HOURS AWAYPOST YOUR GAME LAUNCH FACE RIGHT NOW PRIVATE!
>>265683172for any self-respecting cracker group this game should be on the absolute tippy top of the listI personally would give this a week or two for a workaround and then maybe a month for an actual crack
>>265687323>School at 8 in the morning tomorrow>Work after that until 11PM.Life is suffering
do we know who's gonna be the best boss killer?
>>265686725I mean, I only remember that, Janey being annoying, that one basketball joke, and a really annoying star wars reference at around the end of the game
>>265687746>he goes to SCHOOL and WORKAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAH
>>265687830glass cannon Moze most likely
>>265686983After watching a more thorough synopsis video of all of BL I'm actually convinced that all of Borderlands is total shit story-wise. It's not like I thought it was good before but now I don't think there's any worth to it. I never even really thought about the big picture and now that I'm actually thinking about it beyond "you need to find vault and stop bad guy X from opening it, woops vault has monster inside, kill it" I realise I actually don't think I knew anything of the story and only remember gameplay moments like bosses, maps and character builds.It's such a clusterfuck. I never played through Tales from the borderlands because I'm totally done with the Telltale "cinematic adventure experience" format and from the looks of it I dodged a massive bullet. Can't believe this shit is considered canon and actually seems to set up a lot of BL3.
>there's a 'me and the boys' reference on a cereal box in the skag piles
>>265688306It is but TPS is especially shit even by borderlands standards
>>265688253can you link the build?
>>265688457Yeah, I mean at least I remember those maps, bosses and builds from the other games. Even those are missing for TPS so it must've been just as shit story-wise but also worse than the others in other ways.
>>265688780So long as you are in Australia
>>265688870and on console>tfw aussie pcfag
>>265688820https://bl3skills.com/gunner#505311105103100000000000005055100103200this is what I'm gonna build
>>265688306i was perfectly fine with bl1's direction where your just there for your own benefit, but then everyone criticized it for not having a story. tbf, the series would've died if it didn't add a story. but it's the most basic bitch story and everyone keeps praising it.
>>265689043It was much less than there wasn't a story, it's that there was literally hours of complete silence throughout a playthrough
>>265689148"Stop whining and love the bomb"X 24
What are you doing until release today? im just playing risk of rain 2 pretty much nonstop for the next 9 hours.
>>265689194wrong, claptrap reminds you that are new missions at the bounty board.
0-4 Melee Amara5-6 Crit fl4k7-9 Clone/Barrier ZaneOr tell me what to play
>>265689715maybe level my rogue in wow classic, play some more PoE (minionbuilds are meta atm and makes the game a joke, plus you need absolutely no gear to make it work), or check out the latest Insurgency Sandstorm update ... but first, I need to make dinner, its 4pm here
>>265689917Play gotta go fast Zane.
>still playing poeget out you faggot
how big you think the day one patch will be for pc?
>>265689937>he's not a grim chadmy condolences.
>>265690209while that's a great ship, lilith x tyreen is objectively better, think about it:>she gets powers succed by tyreen>feels funny>chases after tyreen, mistaking funny feeling for hatred>5 planets later realizes her true feelings>submits to tyreen and discovers new realms of physical pleasure she never felt beforeit's a fuckin classic yuri plot, can't go wrong
>leaks are out
>>265690179I play both but there's nothing as fun as a SRS necro build with 15 of them just slapping shit 10 times per second
>>265686725I beat TPS just the other day and I had a good time. It does feel underwhelming as a whole though but the Claptastic Voyage dlc was one of the series best in my opinion wasn't expecting that
>>265691036Maya dies too.
>launches at 7pm my time>have to be up at 7am the next dayhmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Me and my friend both want to play Moze, but since that'll be boring I'll just pick a different Vault Hunter. What's a good build for Amara?
>>265691503punch-everything amara is ok
>>265691531give me a punchy build NOW
>>265691531Punch sounds like it could be fun, but seems like I may run into problems against certain bosses or enemies down the road.
https://psnprofiles.com/trophies/9641-borderlands-3trophies. i'd warn you of spoilers but my nigga literally just posted the ending here so w/e. new planet name is nekrotafeyo it seems.
Thank god Lilith is fucking death, finally the series can move on from her bullshit
>he's not over on reddit RIGHT NOW spoiling the game for everyonethe fuck are you doing anon?
>>265691964waiting for crack
>>265691964downvoted and reported
>They kill all the siren qtsWhat the fuck Gearbox?
>>265691964I'm older than 15 and don't get enjoyment from that anymore
Base xbox one anon here. If your curious its 30fps but you can have 110 fov
pls mr mod pls save me from le ebil internets man!
too many spoilers leaving the thread later bros
>caring about story spoilers in a borderlands game in 2019imagine being this pathetic.
>muh endingnothing I didn't know since they announced the game
>>265691964I'm doing productive things and not being a retarded underage redditor, fuck off back there and don't come back
>>265658000not really because of work...
I've had game endings spoiled day of release before it's fine as lon gas they don't tell you the twist if there is one
I knew it was coming, but it still hurts. Press F for our god queen
i like how nothing happens when i try to checkout and pay. good store you got there epic.
You cant turn off hit markers in the menu
>>265691964>unironically going to reddityikes
Has anyone found a way to play it early on pc?
>>265684489I'm sorry I didn't realise people left the thread after 40 minutes
>>265691964You act like this is a mockery of reddit but you don't realise you ARE the reddit
>>265693694she's more attractive than you
I love shotguns and the rag dolls in this game, should I play Fl4k or Amara w/ melee? Who's gonna be better with shotties?
>>265694064Speed Zane with doom shotgun, become scout from tf2. Otherwise fl4k for Jakob’s or amara for anything else
>>265693035Pressing D to dab on her corpse, hope they don't remove it from arena so i can teabag it too
>>265690517Fitting since now both are hanging with Elvis
Go fuck yourself Gearbox you fucking pieces of shit why fucking killing Maya and keeping the cunt of Lilith alive?
They really designed these characters well, I honestly dunno what I'm going to play first
>>265694997Lilith dies at the end
>>265694997God I fucking despise Lilith
The leaks are getting to me I'll see you fags in a week or two.
>>265695146She's gone for now, maya is dead.
I can't believe Mordecai sniped Brick from a grassy knoll
OP and pastebin anon here, I wanted to let you know yesterday but some people in here reported my roll out post that we've been posting for weeks and no one had a problem with and I had to sit out a ban, but there's new codes in the pastebin including I believe a new 1k points code.I'm going back to not being in here for the time being, just wanted to let you guys know of the new codes.
>>265695303Death*Unless you consider P3 MC alive as well
uhhh i just saw something about maya on /v/is it true?
>>265696112Yes she dies.
>>265696136>>265696156should i even buy this game? seems like there are no qts anymore
For those gamesharing on xbox, you get everything
>>265696270dunt wrry frined gaige shos up in teh DLC xd
>>265696398even world peace?
Surprised it took this long for the game to be “leaked” , most games get spoiled at least 4-5 days in advance
So Aurelia is apparently in this game but they don't show her in the credits, maybe she gets killed off as well.
>>265696695You know that characters that die in the story also get mentioned in the credits, right? That makes no sense
>>265696781Maya dies and she doesn't appear in the credits though
>>265696781He means that she was in the trailer therefore she should be in the game
>>265695643bet it was faggots from /v/
So are Zer0 and Maya the only BL2 characters that show up? Guess it’s going to be a theme that a character from the previous game is going to die so rip Zane or Moze in BL4
>it runs like shit on base ps4AAAAAAAAAAH I SHOULDNT HAVE PREORDERED FUCKING RANDY ILL FUCKING KILL YOU AND DESTROY YOUR COMPANY
Where is the fucking video? can't find it.
>>265697483There will be more tommorow
How do you like me now, anon?
Is MOLMF the most based Borderlands e celeb?
POST THE FUCKING LEAKS OR THE VIDEO YOU FUCKING KEKS.
>>265698165Holy shit he's /ourguy/
>>265698218already did you blind fuckboy
>>265697425Just buy a pro bro
>>265698165>His descent into madness when farming lyuda
Did my boy Zer0 make it out alive?
>>265698778IS DELETED FAGGOT
Basically every twitch streamer is playing as FL4K. How fun
>>265698218Lilith and Maya dies, Tannis becomes a siren.
>>265699437die you little nerd
ZOOMZOOM Zane or punchyloo amara
>>265700721Both, just anything other then another crit Fl4k build
>>265700136Thank fuck, sounds like a good ending.
How exactly did Maya die?
>>265699894Gotta get the internet fluffer woofer doggo nigger audience
>>265701538Steamer girl Tyreen kills her halfway in the game.
>>265701639And what of the kid, Ava?
Is it true that Troy gets killed halfway through the game?
>>265701704Don't know about that yet.
i am so glad that i give literally no shits about the story lol
Did you guys spin your weaponizer yet? what did you get? am i supposed to wait? first time borderlad here
who wants to buy me borderlands 3 and play with me? i can fake being a girl if you are into that kind of things
From what I'm hearing, Borderlands 3 gibbed is already in the works.
>>265702608B A S E D
>>265702608according to my sources the development has not even started
>>265702608>>265702798my source has confirmed that it is already finished
For anyone on xbox, which files do you have for preordering the super d edition? Do all of the skin packs show as a different download? For me it's only showing the game, the boost mod pack, and the butt stallion pack.
>xboget out you fag
>>265697425Oh nonononoDon't kill my hype for the game so close to launch
>only 1 friend in main group is getting game>wagecucking it on the weekendlaunch solobois ww@
>>265701786Probably, I heard he becomes good and gives you his sword
>>265703416Hello fellow solobro, trying to decide if I want to start with Zane or Amara, what you playin?
>>265670410t. seething chestlet
>>265703545SYKE I AINT PLAYING BECAUSE EPIC IS FOR NIGGERSSYKE SYKE SYKE
if I buy this from 2k's website is my info safer or is it the same shit as EGS?
>>265703915having an epic account isnt safe at all
>mfw I got spoiledWHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
>>265704068why would you care?
>>265703915If you use internet in 2019 your info is already not safe
>>265704068it's your own fault for browsing the fucking general you absolute mong.
>>265704068Borderlands story isn't even worth being safe from spoilers. If it's something like Halo, then I would feel you.
>>265704323I'm talking about my credit card info
I won't be able to play for at least 3 months, someone spoil all the deaths for me
>>265704456its out there nigga
>>265700136>>265704621Jesus fuck how long until Tumblr sperges out
>>265704068Just get of the thread until you get the game
>>265634669is anyone else going to toss out the weapons you get from preordering?
>>265704448>halo>good storylol. I played through the entire series and it was a joke
>>265703545not sure yet gonna look at tree later
>>265704782They dont give them to you immediatly. Their in your mailbox until you redeem them
>>265704884>entireThat's where you messed up. You were supposed to stop at 3.
why did they only hand out review copies to a select few websites? this seems kinda suspicious
>>265705491They were worried about leaks.
>>265699319He don't farm anything though, he always uses gibbed.
how many hours till pc release
>>2657065925 and a few minutes
can som1 spoon feed me spoilers?
>>265706649reallyshit maybe i should sleep
is the assault rifle in BL3 basically a shittier SMG like it was in BL2?
how do I link my VIP account to EGS? Or better yet, what do I need to link to get my VIP shit on BL3?
Is there a new hexeditor tool to jack up the difficulty of BL3 to 4 player levels in single player?
>>265706915pretty sure you just log into shift in the game itself
Is Zane gonna be fun and viable for solo play? I don't wanna do the grenade build.
Magnet links when?
>>265707354Apparently people say you need undercover for the harder difficulties
>>265706579looks good. idk if there are any status immune enemies, but 2 points into lifesteal if that happens.
>>265706952there is a difficulty option in the menu
>>265707514Is that a skill?
>>265707670no you just need to tuck yourself under your bedcovers to deal with the hard stuff
>>265707670green skill tree
>>265707514Don't you basically "need" at least one tree of each class to be able to handle hard stuff?
>>265707568yeah ill respec accordingly . i feel like melee will be better for endgame but this build would be better for getting through the campaign and TVHM
>two hours remainingFuck this I'm freezing myself.
>>265707721sounds comfy>>265707771thanks. clone and barrier seem like your best options then?
>>265708350it's like five hours though
>>265706778No, assault rifles are actually viable now
>slept only 3 hours last night>1 AM release hereaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COOOOOOCKS
>>265708629>it's like five hours thoughDid something change?
European release time?
>bl3 has 0 good characters on releasedisgusting
>>265708804Fuck, haven't seen someone so miserable while playing anything since LegendOfTotalWar
>>265708848>Have to go to sleep tonight while everyones already paying, wake up early, drive to Walmart on the off chance it's discounted, buy it whether it is or not, leave it in my car for 8 hours while I work, come home, and then finally play it assuming there's no day one updatesYou know nothing of pain
>>265709559>could just preorder it on pc and be comfy with predownloads
what the fuck am i supposed to do for four and a half hours while I wait for BL3
>>265709890jerk off to maya feet
>>265708925no>>265709937my gf fucked all the cum out of me yesterday i can't
>>265709890copious amounts of pornI've been on a binge since last week
>>265709937giga based, could you provide some pics
>>265709559you're a rightful victim of your own autism
>>265709486Just like BL1
>>265709623But then I wouldn't potentially get it for $10 less
>>265707514People also said melee zero wasn't viable...
>>265710621>console cuckyou know the console version comes out AFTER PC right
>>265708804and?this proofs nothing.
>>265710872My PS4 timer says it's playable in 2h21 minutes.
>>265666992Expectations for a Store/Launcher are much higher now than they were in 2003, Tim.
>>265711098Impressive, if true
>>265634669Reminder the REAL wait only starts tommorow (GMT+1 here) May take a fewm onths, welp! https://crackwatch.com/game/borderlands-3will you buycuck or piratechad/https://www.strawpoll.me/18584717
>>265711287So my PS4 is a liar?
>poorfags trying to market themselves as chadsepic
>>265661859>>265661328wouldn't all the controversy and hatred for 3 companies (epic, 2k and gearbox) accelerate the crack time? Hackers are very petty people. >>265711603this is the type of person that would refuse to buy anything on sale because poorfags.
>>265711764Restarted, still says 2h, the fuck's going on?
so im fucking retarded and new to PC gaming. I ordered and have my unlock code for Epic Games, where the fuck do i predownload? on 2K or Upic Games app?
>>265711961your PS4 is a pathological liar
>>265711993just post it here so we can see, the first and last digits dictate where it's from. the middle is your actual code.>>265711961>Implying you can play at launchEpic's infrastructure is ducttape and chewing gum. don't expect to play it today :^)
>>265712109>your PS4 is a pathological liarYou baiting or pretending to be baiting? Both?
>tfw I live in commiefornia, but I'm already playing
>>265712278you still paid for it, lel. not commie at all. If you went to Venezuela you'd be the first playing it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWkwx6nZZ50Maya's death scene starts at 34:07
>>265712364You whut now? I only mentioned commiefornia to indicate the timezone I'm in.>>265712380What is consolefag and changing your timezone and location to Austrailia for 1000 Alex?
>>265712685you still said you'in a commie area. buying is not ocmmie behavior :^) well I suppose you supported a hivemind state?
>>265712685>>265712278>mfw I realized I could have done this nearly 5 hours ago
>>265712685wait if i change my pc clock to tomorrow can i play borderlands 3
>>265712278>commieforniaFlorida Man is a communist?
>>265712903it's no use if (((epic))) knows your country. you probs logged it or your IP to it.
why this nigger game has denuvo?
>>265712685changing your timezone and location doesnt work
TWO HOURS REMAINING
>>265713361because Pitchfork gonna need some money for those attorneys
press s to spit on maya's grave
>>265712903PC has universal release time, so no.
which is the better of flak's capstones, +25%/50% damage, or 20% chance to crit anywhere?
>>265713417reminder this clown is played as hot but is butt ugly and evil ingame.
>>265713417this fucking terrible english and irrelevant dialogue is so cringe
>>265711531>crack group TBD>crack date TBDI just want to get my mech on, and swat around scavs and cultists with it's bear:^) metal hands.
>>265713873maybe don't be poorjust stop being poor lmao
>>265713664>but is butt ugly and evil ingame.
>>265713371It's already out for consolechads. Do i really need to post timestamp?
Does this game have any raids or endgame areas?
>>265714219post screenshot then
I'm gonna start with Amara, Melee/Brawl build will be the best to start out since I won't have shit for weapons right?
>>265714176again, ingame. Concordia is a tiny village man.
so now that ChinkPY is awake, how quick is it gonna get cracked?
>>265714529Enemies die quickly to blues on normal so it doesn't matter
>>265714698yeah, you need ot have shit taste to find her hot. circus clown, literally, and she is on the evil side. Jack and all.
>>265713991How are Sweeney's and Pitchfords cocks tasting today, goyim?
>>265714783I wish we could skip normal… just do TVHM twice.
>>265714945you're literally lapping up their product
>>265714298Nah. Just realized even if I do post proof nonbelievers will claim I'm Austrailian. See ya /blg/ I won't be back any time soon.
>>265714783Blues were the best weapons in BL2
>>265710678God that foot model is terrible and I'm not even a footfag
>>265713371It 100% does. You have to uninstall the game first then reinstall after you change the xbones location to nz.
manthe next 3 and a half hours are going to be the longest 3 and a half hours ever
>>265715082>mindless boot licking intensifies>>265715230turbo faggot
So is everyone playing solo?
What character are you starting as?
What the shit is the DLCfuck of a game? It costs $100 before it's even released. There are 4 dlc, 5 cosmetic packs, xp and loot boosters, butt stallion gear, and 3 seasons of pre-release loot rewards.AND THE GAME ISNT EVEN OUT YET.
>>265715695waiting for crack character
>>265715736welcome to the new age of singleplayer
why western pirates are so pathetic?
>>265715695I dont even know their names but I like the titanfall inspired girl. Hopefully I an customize the mechs look.
>>265715736nigga where were you for BL2, or even BL1 for that matter?
>>265715695Fl4k I guessHonestly I am stuck between picking Amara Fl4k and MozeBUT I have decided first play will be FL4k then Amara and then Moze and then Zane
>>265634669Is there a specific crack I can use to play Borderlands 2 without steam? I want to avoid my steam friends without going offline.
>>265712559Well that was dissapointing>>265715557>>265715425He's not wrong considering the pimpernel and Rapier exist , but uniques and blues are arguably different
You can play borderlands on Xbox One right now if you change your region to New Zealand. The question is, will you get banned for it?
I wish we ever get a character with a brainwash or enslave ability. Does what it says on the tin, having a Nomad Pyro slave or GOD-Liath would be too much fun.
>>265716223Was looking for crack-only. Thanks though. Will use if I find no other options.
>>265715557>paying money for a product you enjoy is now bootlickingwhat
>>265634669Never played Borderlands 1 or 2. Saw some streamer showing off the game, looked pretty fun, but he was playing some kind of sniper character. Please tell me I can play something involving flamethrowers. I like setting shit on fire.
>>265716492bruh fl4k has a keystone with this
>>265716492Did you ever play BL2 as Maya? Her capstone skill in the motion skill tree is exactly that. Also Amara has that ability.
>>265716612Moze will have a flamethrower attachment for her mech.
>>265716560>product you enjoy>didn't even play it, just assume you'll enjoy it
So what's the 5th planet? Earth?
>>265716612there are guns that are flamethrowers and Moze's Mech has a flamethrower attachment
>>265716058can't you just set your game details to private?
>>265716748>loved borderlands 1, 2, and tps>BL3 looks like all that and more>n-noooo you're not allowed to enjoy 3!!! b-bootlicker! I'm not a poorfag you're j-just a bootlicker!
>>265716748>eat chocolate cake>hmm I like this>see a bigger and better chocolate cake>hmm I'm going to like this>"NO YOU CANT KNOW THAT, HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU HAVEN'T EATEN IT YET???"
>>265716854I could go invisible + hide game details, but it'd be much cleaner not to, and I'd like to keep my online status visible for the one friend I don't mind. I know that this is all absurd.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ITS LIKE 3 HOURS TILL RELEASE ON PC I WANT TO FUCKING PLAY IT NOW I WANT IT NOW I CANT WAIT ANYMORE WHAT DO I DO FOR THE NEXT 3 HOURS??? AAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKK I WANT TO PLAY IT NOW RANDY NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE IT TO ME NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
>>265717827Watch LotR the fellowship of the ring
>>265717827never post this image again
>>265717827Sorry sla, khhm customer, we are to busy fucking ki, i-I meant finishing up the game and final touches
>>265717895what the fuck that will just make the wait seem even longer because it's such a fucking awful boring movie
>>265717895>tfw grinding out Weaponsmithing in GW2
>>265718057shut up the fuck
>>265715695Is Zane gonna be fun? He seems like the most tolerable character but his skills look boring.
>>265717281>food analogydude, come on.
>>265718057then watch any of the mad max films
>everyone memeing about infinite ammo>just want to be the best mech pilotim gonna do it bros..
jack is back bros....
How long until we start using cheat engine?
>>265718057>awful moviet. unironic and literal spooge guzzling faggot
>moze is a muslim>has a whole tree dedicated to explosionswhat did randy mean by this?
>>265718214na, he trash play amara
>>265718972>>moze is a muslimsource?
>>265719119>Moserah Hayussinian Yan-Lun al-Amir Andreyevna, or Moze for short, will be a playable character in Borderlands 3. She is the Gunner class.>al-Amir>AndreyevnaSounds like a bit of Russian and a bit of Arab. Maybe she's Chechen or Dagestani.
>>265718051F̶̨̛͚̻̖͖̱̤͚̙̣͖̄̈́͗̌͛̒̎͆͐̑͘͜Ū̷̹̪̟̘̩̞̰͇̯͉͍̳̞̙͂̾̈́̀͛C̵̗͕̮̰̭̼͚̔͆̚̕Ḱ̴̢͆́̎̂ ̴̧̢͕͖̫͈̳͖̳̭́̈͐̽̉͘̚̚Y̶̧͎͍̤̖̹̩͘Ǫ̸̗͐̎́̀͠Ủ̴̺͚͚͊͊̑ ̴̛̭̫̈̌̄̈́̄̉̈́̎̆́̓̓R̶̟̣͕̱̭̳͎̞̫̝̫͛͐͂̾͒̈́̋̐́̒̂͜A̵̜̤̜̍̂̑͛̇͝N̶̰̻̘̪̜͉̻̎̈́͒̈́͂̔̽̔D̴̟̻̖̪̻͚͖̠̀̏̄̃͝͠͝ͅŸ̷̜̩̪̜͇̬̠̰͓͎̯́̆̊͆̆̾͊̐͝ ̷̩̻̻̙̩͖͙͍̓̚A̷̢͕̺̮̠̼͎͚̘͛̎̿̾̽̊̂̽͒͗̀̕͘Ṉ̸̢̻̠͑̆̓̋̾̎̾͗̀̄̓͗̚͘D̶̗͙̜̾̃͆͌͂ ̶̢̛͚̝̠̤̺̱̩̪̖̳͔͔̦͊̍͂̾̇̏͑͊ͅS̴̞̼̪͙͖̙̳̜͙͕̞̍̀͊̇W̴̰̓͊̋̇͛͋͠͝Ę̶̢̳̫̠̬͉͇͎͖̯͉̣͂̉̎̉̊͝E̵̞͓̯̣̺͓̠̫̻̾͒̑̎̆͑̈́̕͝N̶̨̞̩̝̝͕̰͍̊́̄͌̃͛̽Ḛ̵̗̮̖͕̫͚̖̦̀̆͊̍̑̀͊̈́̇͝ͅY̶̧̛͕̦̠̮͛͊̈͌͗ ̷̘͉̭͎̝̜̮̱̙͗G̴͍͎̝̖͔̓̊̍̍̔̊̈̀͘̕͝Ḭ̶̢͕̹̤̼̹̤̗͉̮̰̀͂͐́̓̈͐́̋̾̊͠͠ͅV̶͙͍͆́Ę̷͕̺̦̫͚̈́͋͆̃̀̾̂̇̓̀̂͗͝͝ ̴͇̠̤̬͍̺̟͇̗̗̃͑̑̌͝Ḿ̴̧̺̦̝̟̺͈̦̄͘̕E̶͈͍̤͊͂̍͠ ̵̡̩͕̰̹̝̖̥͖̪͙̫͎̐͛̒̎̉̀̈́̋̽T̸̡͚͙̱̠̽͆̂̾̆̃͐̆̚͜͝͠Ḣ̵̦̻͓̀͒̒̐̾̓́͘ͅE̶̛͔͕͍̯͍͊̊̂̒̕ ̸̢̧̨̛̭̭̝̥̼̮̱̞̎̈́́̽̌͑̈́̐͜͝Ǵ̶͉̱͈͉̹͓̪̳̏̓͑̀͌́̿͑̍̉̄A̶̢̭̰͖̘̝̻̎̂̊̚ͅḾ̷̛͇̏̃̊̋͝͠͝Ȩ̵̡̥̠̮̪̙͙̦̗̿̊̈́̉͂̿͊̔̀͠ ̸̳̞̳̭̰̬͈͇̰͗N̶̡̡͓͉͓͇̮͍͇̣͈̙̑͑̋͌̎͋͆͌͗̕͝Ơ̶̰͒̊̀͂̀̉̽̃̽͗́̇͝͝W̶̧̛̛̯͔̹̺͓̊̈̾̽̌̋̔́͊̎͝͝
>>265719119her full name is arabic
>>265719274>>265719292so part of her name is arabic, part is russian, part is chinesethat doesn't make her a muslim
who /goodgoy/ here?
>>265718328I was sold when I saw the mech gamplay in first person.
>>265719456She sounds like she's from a weird central asian place the Vice loves to make documentaries about.
>>265719274>Maybe she's Chechen or Dagestani.Truxican = Mexican, so there are entire Country planets, and she's probably from a Half Vodka-Rune, half Kebab-Rune type planet. I don't fucking know what space kebabs could be called, but I ain't letting her wear those fucking retarded "hijabs". >Inb4 it's bad for women to have hair
>>265719487>super deluxeDLC are individually far more cheaper than getting a Season Pass. CAPTCHA: 2/5th bus
>>265719456It's alright anon. Theres nothing wrong with being muslim and I for one am going to enjoy blowing up infidels with her.
Holy shit torgue weapons are divine
Where is my girl Gaige? I miss her.
>>265719923the DLC is going be priced at 15 dollars instead of 10 like it was for 2 and the Super Deluxe Edition will be increased to 120 after the 18th iirc
>>265719923They'd need to be under $12 for that to be true here and there's no way that's happening in NZ.
>>265718973amara is melee based which is shit.
>>265720416Amara has one tree based around melee the rest is rush stacks, elemental shit and dots. Read, you fucking mongoloid.
>>265720643How is the Amara elemental build looking like? Might actually play her
>>265720183hopefully gone for good
>base console version runs at 1080p/20fps with dipsit literally never goes above 20 though, it's outright capped there
>>265720416Her melee build is zoom zoom and based
>>265720784More or less like what you could do with Maya
oh fuck off the grog nozzle is in
>>265720825turn off the Cinematic settings under Video
Zane is the highest DPSer end game.
>Don't want to leave the thread as we all play for the first time>Also don't want to see any spoilers but surely will because wagecuckery will definitely mean falling behind most folkFuck
>>265720183shes working on her own dlc do not disturb
Are you feeling it too, anons? Last minute doubts about who to play and/or how to build? Having cold sweats here about going dakka or explosions on Moze...
>>265722436I'm going fulling down the bullet regen tree and partially down the shield tree
>Kills Maya and absorbs her powersPsssshhh, nothing personnel, Vault Hunter
>>265722802Kills Skills are extremely overpowered.
Where's the crack?
>>265722974Up shit's creek
>>265652994Sorry but what is reload detonation and torgue shotguns?
is it true you can just gib the vip outfits in?
>>265721613Where'd you get that from?
>>265723310you will probably be able to gib fucking everything in, but there's no proof
>>265723956Every video I have seen of people who have finished the game is them saying that zane is the most underwhelming character end game. So take that dudes comment how you want.
>>265724083How many videos have you seen on that?
>>265724145like 3 or 4
>>265724240Any chance you can link me the videos you still remember/have access to? Only saw one so far
ZANG GANG ABANDON SHIP!!!
>>265724457Sounds like bullshit then
>>265720825post proof or fuck off
>>265652994I know torgue shotguns are a type of shotgun but I can't find reload detonation anywhere on the skill tree.
>>265665147It might actually be illegal to not pay you overtime if your salary is under a certain amount depending on where you live (I have no idea about you but I just know it exists in my state)
>>265725121it's the alt fire mode retard
>>265721375does it actually help?
so will the vip activities still be available when the game comes out? I still need to watch like 7 or 8 videos and I think some of them are reallylong like the e3 demo. need to sleep tho
Main planets are Pandora, Eden-6, Promethea and Nekrotafeyo.
>>265726202sea world dlc?
I'm going to sleep now. The next time I open my eyes, I can play borderlands 3. Feels good man.https://youtu.be/Dbr7B1OVa0g
Make a new thread retards.
>>265726416Why can't humans have some kind of autopilot mode?
>>2657265939posts early(8 with mine)
>>265726953Suck my cock.
>>2657269536 with mine
>>265726953Nice autism you have there.
>>2657272724 with mine
>>2657269533, succ mine instead
3 with mine
How viable is a close quarters Fl4k?
okay lads we need new bread
>>265727523That's what stalker is for
>>265727625then make one
AN HOUR AND TWENTY EIGHT MINUTES
I might play Zane because he's the only character that can have two active abilities on at once. I wanna actually be DOING SOMETHING instead of just only shooting, I want that impact that the abilities make on a fight. Does a different character do that better?
>>265727474you fucked up>>265727625you make it
>>265728020Something other than melee. Is she fun non melee?
>>265728265Yes, mystical assault Is neat
>>265728265looks like it but to me the melee build seems to be the most interesting one
im starting to feel a bit sleepy, lads
>>265727862>Wojak/Pepe shitFuck off cunt, I'm not using that.
Already lvl 8 lads.
>>265727738Most of Amara's action skills have a good effect it seems. Phasegrasp with augments can be really silly. Fl4k's gamma burst seems like a real game changer, as radiation is gonna be kino as fuck
>>265730262>radiation is gonna be (a good movie) as fuckWhat did Anon mean by this?