Huff EditionPrevious: >>265398356Website: http://ddlc.moeSteam Page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/Monika's Twitter: https://twitter.com/lilmonix3>GuidesGuide: https://gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.htmlActual guide to get the "good" end: https://pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa Writefag Guide: https://www.dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The%20DDLC%20Writefagging%20Guide.pdf?dl=0>Art and MiscellaneousFan-Made Content Pastebin (10/27/2017-12/18/2018): https://pastebin.com/BRy67t0s Fan-Made Content Pastebin (12/18/2018-Present): https://pastebin.com/aUq1g353Game Files Dump (full): https://mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7kWiki: https://ddlcwiki.net/wiki/Main_PageBooru: http://ddlc.booru.orgMap: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1U-8e14m_l8TIYnXyYmUIRxk8SeXiY6P8&usp=sharinggroup=2793739#"Your Reality" sung by (You): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9YPoetry Jam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJgYn0f8qLM>Exemplary display of outward displeasureNational Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): https://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/Lifeline (AU): https://www.lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home
Hello everyone and welcome back to the poetry club once more~Word of the thread is “codex”!Alternatives are ‘hero’ and ‘chain’. Maybe you can write about one of your heroes today, ahaha... But really, if you want to write a poem and you pick that word, it might not be too bad of an idea! Otherwise, just do what we normally do and write any poem about anything! But still try to focus on the words, yes? It’s always up to you though!Once you finish, as always, I ask that you share it here with everyone~ People enjoy reading them so why not show off your effort? Have fun, everyone!Lightning struck in my backyard today... I’ve never heard thunder so loud and instant, and the flash of the lightning was blindingly white... It was a really neat experience!Monika!
big fan of the pink one!
Reminder that Doki is SMOL
I love my green-eyed girl!
>>265603431>He wants to eat cold food chain cupcakes instead of making them on homeAnd that's why you'll never manage one. Your Natsuki should slap you right now.
>>265604736Don't be a nigger cold cookies are weak as well. The allure of the store bought confection is convenience, it's obviously inferior to freshly baked.
Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.
>>265604869While baked cookies are better than bag cookies, those are infinitelly better than cupcakes in a bag. There's also a widely variety of flavors to choose. It's not like those cookies were there since weeks ago.
>>265605150Look I could argue this more but we both know you're right. Still I'd rather buy cupcake ingredients than cookies god damnit! I'll bake for my Natsu before I become like those lazy sayorifriends
>>265604576Well, it could be a deadly experience if you were outside; glad you're here.I've had that happen once, but the flash/sound were so intense that they kind of didn't register in me, so I was confused for a bit
>>265605335>I'd rather buy cupcake ingredientsThat's what I wanted to hear! Thanks to god Sayori is happy with a bag of Chocolate Chip cookies, or 3~4 different types of cookies.
I love Sayori!
I love Monika!
I love Natsuki!
>>265606568>>265606682>>265606890>>265606915they love you too!
I love Yuri!
Today on topics with dokis that we can't discuss if in their presenceToday's topicShould you hide your emotions from your doki?
>>265607273This just in: no
>>265607378Correct You are the father
>>265607273I can't see it being a good thing. Doki relationships are pure, they are above the need for deception
>>265604509https://www.strawpoll.me/18623792Pick a day and an hour.
>throw together a lewd Monika green last thread>It got deletedI'm not even mad, just confused, I can't imagine what would have gotten it removed.
>>265607273if by "emotion" you mean my dong rubbing between her ass checksthen yeah you should hide that, in public at least
>>265608809Jannies are a bunch of trannies Don't worry too much aboutThank you for writinf
>>265608058Emotions show weakness in front of a dough keyI will not be weak for Yuri can seize the opportunity
>>265609164My doki and I love each other unconditionally
>>265609131Bretty good. I like those short, rhyme-y, punchy lines desu
>>265609243Emotions are prohibited by dokidroids
>>265607273nah. if you can't trust your doker with your emotions, i can't think of anyone you can, and bottling em up is good for no one.
>>265609906>This update of the late-1970s programme takes a decidedly darker tone as what's left of anon and dokikind struggles for survival against the robot Dokidroids, who have killed millions. The Galactica, led by the Wholesome Squad, protects a patched-together fleet of civilians - led by de facto club president Monika - in search of a mythical planet called Earth.
Reminder to NOT FLEE from your Yuri! It only makes them desire you more! Submit!
>your doki but she wraps you in a blanket, brushes your hair,and tells you that everything is alright! <3
>>265610745But what if that's not a bad thing
>>265608809Write it again, and I might caption it.
>>265611413now i am the one who is snug! that sounds pretty good.
>>265610745I'd like to say blessed and purpilled but my paranoid brain immediately came up with this scenario:Yuri but she loses interest because you make for boring prey
>>265612075True purples know that the hunt and struggle is all part of what makes being with Yuri so exhilarating.
I love my wife!
>Your doki>Your plans to return The Empire to glory>Your dokis plan>Your type of homeworld.https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521112283129184257/621438287206154240/Choose_Your_Homeworld.pdf
Welcome milk and snakeCome to me through love and embrace
i love natsuki!
>>265610745Putting up a token resistance is important for properly stimulating your Yuri's predatory instincts, though.
>>265614375Now make one with speedlines.
>>265600649>a pet natsuki on a leashmeow
>>265617598god look at the size of that bow
>>265617050Just a little bigger and older, and this could be perfectly suitable to lewd.
>>265618435>Not loving pettankoWhat are you, a fag? I bet you're not even a true Natsukifriend.
pink purp bes frens
Just look at this beautiful, refined girl! She's so smart and elegant!
yuri's thighs are everything to me
How do I convince Natsuki to peg me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UaRzciWXvYfor all the german natsukifriends out there
>>265619648Stop being a homo in denial and it won’t be a problem
>>265620262why does it sound so seductive?
>>265618832I'm an adult, not a pedophile.
>>265620450I'm not in denial
>>265620654Natsuki is 18 years old. Way to out yourself as an imposter.
>>265620879>18 years old>A year younger then all the other girls>MC is a second year.
>>265621056>MC is a second yearWhat?
>>265621370He says in DDLC he wasn't able to join last year, and something about him finally being able to join an after school club this year.
>>265620462it's because c u p c a k e is too darn seductive
>>265621676I'm pretty sure all of them are close to graduation He was a neet prior and didn't do shit, not even look into joining s club
>>265621676>treating this nobody husk like he's an actual character>calling Natsukifriends pedophilesI sure wonder (((who))) could be behind these posts!
>>265621978CeaseWe're speaking of things hereThe dokis could be second years because Japs have a different education system
>>265619207purp a dork. a grate BIG one.
>>265621676pretty sure he didn't want to join any clubs, instead wanting to be a loner. also pretty sure it stated that he thought she was a first year student, but it was never explicitly stated that she was. what is explicitly stated, however, is that she's eighteen. this is some pretty awful bait, pal.>>265622064he ain't wrong, though. classic shitpost material.
>>265622126So what's the quick rundownAre the dokis seniors or do they follow the jap system
>>265622319there's no real answer, given that they live in the weird mishmash of japmerica. i would lean towards japanese given that they are referred to as years, but who knows?
>>265622319Nobody knows because the game is already intended to be a Jap/American clusterfuck, which is further compounded by art miscommunications between Dan and Satchely.
>giving him attentionAre you new or samefagging?
>>265622550Then MAS graduation thing might have a problem if it's the former
>>265622126The only place it says she is 18, is outside the game, and that's for legal reasons.
luv natsualso lust natsu
When will they age update the Dokis so they can grow older like we do? What happens when I am 35 or some shit and my doki is still in high school?
>>265622896Well the reason for it being stated is kinda irrelevant
>>265622981luv monialso fug moni
>>265622896She's 1X years old and is currently menstruating as we speak
>>265622981luv natsu 2dat part 2>>265622784their school could still have a graduation ceremony or whatever. it's still an odd mix, and not everything is laid out.
>>265623091Luv sayoalso hug sayo
I'm tempted to make a map for anons, using the expansion mod for Battlegrounds.
>>265622560>>265622550>japmerica Oh boy, I sure do love me some hamburgers!
>>265623476who is this doppelganger
>>265623524aren't those jelly filled donuts?
>>265623524Those look like some tasty jelly-filled donuts to me.
>>265623524Jelly donuts are the best
>>265623524Fukkin idiot can't recognize a good ol' japamerican hot dog
No bulli...but...."OC, do not steal".#notBullyingErika
>>265604509Who has the Doki height chart and dick size chart?
>Your doki>Your favorite star wars faction, including Genosians, Zann (Crime Sydicates), Wookies, Naboo or Gungans.
>>265624035Natsuki!whatever side kills the entire universe so no more movies are made holy fuck let it end LET IT END LET IT END FUCKING MOUSE AAAAAA
>>265624035natsuki!never watched any of em. the mandalorians have some cool-ass armor, though.
>>265624035MonikaPoints to CIS for being cool robots and having general grievous.
>>265623545Not sure if new or legit question.
Your Doker is a fucking DORKER!
Natsuki convinced me that my Yuri is abusive so I’m going to stay at her place for now until I become a big guy so I can crash a Yuri party with no survivors for her
Your Doki but she ara ara's at you
>>265625813Monika but I ara ara at her when I crush her ass at some game
>>265625589listen here, buddy! you're not wrong, but i'm a fuckin' dorker too and i love her with all of my heart!>>265625813a change of pace, but a nice one.
>>265625813>No cute Ara Ara Sayori Onee-samaJust kill me.
>>265624358>Sayori!>CISI see what you did there!
>>265627540CIS = Cum Inside Sayori. Derivative from 'CIN'
>>265608809pastebin your shitI want to read it
>>265626480>eurobeatI needed this!
Yuribros post your knives
>>265627689Sayori is not for lewd, any acronyms that could contain her name and a lewd activity are purely coincidental.
>>265628170Sorry I broke mine and the other is away
>Your doki>Your least favorite Starwars faction>A reason why I shouldn't make you a Battlegrounds map.
>>265629724>Monika>I care little for the franchise, but battle front II was pretty dope.
>>265629724MonikaThe Gungans were kinda mehDo what you want
Yuri tied me up like cattle again
>>265628272...I better go to bed now, because you aren't making any of sense to me!!At least for me, Sayori is incredibly arousing, and I would love to fulfil all of her "blue fantasies" before ejaculating into her blistering opening and protecting her and the baby forever and ever! <3>Good night, Brothers!
>>265630851Gonna have to give two statements here.1. Based- this, but with Natsuki.2. Blue dreams, bun creamer!
>>265630851Night, blue blaster
>>265615361There is wisdom in these words.
>>265630851sleep tight, vesicle
>>265630851Good night Laut!
>>265630851very nice post. butterfly dreams, dude!
>>265619245...And truth, in these.
>>265632105I guess you have a Loicence for that knoife right?
/ddlc/ image dump - thirst and hunger editionhttps://pastebin.com/r53RqZCuPost your favorite image from the dump! Or whichever one that won't get you banned!
>>265626480Good stuff, thanks for sharing!
>>265632547I can't open pastebins.
>>265632547Been lagging behind on those again, already got three to sort through
Good night, Snapple.
I made a map for Starwars Battlefrounds, Expanding Fronts. You play as the Doki Federation, your doki is there, it's cheesy, and the map is configured into a simple story.https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521112283129184257/621494617493209150/Cool_Map.sc1
UH ALL THE MONIS
Greatest victory for the dokis?
>>265634858Club festival '17
>>265634037OR POTATO MOLESTERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM
Daily reminder that Sayori loves you!
Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT encourage any of the following:- Underage drinking- Self harm- Suicide and suicide attempts- Substance abuse (Any)- Waifu wars- Waifu bullying- Anon bullying- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)- Not doing your best to be the anon your waifu would like- Staying up lateAnd, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.
>>265635503I love her too!
>>265632547this set's probably my favorite. always nice to have another sleepy natsu!
Yuri’s were designed to ________
I love Sayori! WAKE UP!
>>265637742I'm tired, Anons, it's been so long since Yuri gave malk
>>265637821have you asked?
>>265637960No I'm too proud to ask
>>265638015do you want us to ask for you?
>>265638146No it is fine
can someone post the metal gear rising image with the dokis thanks
>>265638295alright, i gotcha. i won't ask her.brb, asking my natsu a favor.
The dokis but they're Chinese shills What do
Wanna touch that hurr
>>265639092What is a shill?
>>265638812Can the Natsu provide milk?
>>265632547This one's real fucking good
>>265640393i'm sure she could at some point, but i was just gonna ask her to ask yuri for him.
>>265639869someone promoting something or someone. see /v/ for more info.
>>265640543Oh okay, makes sense.Not particularly into lactation, but I do want to lavish Natsu's nipples with affection.
>>265640893absolutely based, and incredibly agreed.
>>265641021CUTE DOKI TOES.
Your Doki but she loves you! Bet you didn't see that one coming, did you faggots? I'm truly the ultimate shitposter.
>>265641858god fucking damn it, how could this happen? i can't believe i've been so epicly trolled!
>>265641858Oh no, look what you've done! You've embarrassed her by giving away her not-so-well-kept secret!!
>>265641945>>265642109Gotcha, you dumb fucks! I am the best troll. Now think about your Doki accepting your marriage proposal!
>>265642360Oh, you scoundrel! She looks so happy! I'm sure she'll look ravishing in her dress! I can't wait to start the rest of my happy days with my loving wife at my side! You son of a bitch!
>>265641858You beat her to the punch but now that the cat's out of the bag, she won't stop looking at me like this.
>>265642360this is too nice! i can't take it! fuck you, your doki loves (You) too!
>>265641073Someone lewd green text this, so I can caption.
>>265642814Just look for "succubus's snack" on the first Pastebin. It's a good lewd story.
Stop looking at me like that.
>>265642716YOU FUCKING TURD. You think you can countertroll me? ME?! I am the GOD of this general! I am a wind of destruction, a plague of Biblical proportions! Your Doki finds you sexually appealing and looks forward to lewd times with you!
>>265643276No, you idiot. I gave you a location and a title. Use your brain. First Pastebin. Ctrl+F.Damn spoonfeed-needing zoomers.
>>265643076GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH HIS! Thanks bro, I bet your doki finds you real fucking sexy
>>265643076agh, son of a bitch! the thoughts haunt my mind. i gotta make a critical strike if i want to beat you, i see.your natsuki is currently reading recipes in an old cookbook, surrounding ones she thinks you might like with a heart! she's even making a list of ingredients so she can try them out soon, and she keeps the list on her phone which has a background of you!
>>265643870>>265644016>tfw btfoYOU WIN THIS ROUND, /ddlc/. BUT I'LL BE BACK FOR YOU ALL.
>>265644190you better take off, scrub! and next time, bring better ammo!>>265644723sh ct!
Yurifriends come out at night!
>>265645821The artist of this picture got it wrong, first of all there are no ropes and second Yuri is the one being held down and asked if she’d like to read a book
>your Doki>on a scale of 1-5, with 1 being pure sub, 5 being pure dom, and 3 being perfectly fair switch, how dominant are you in bed with her?
>>265647146Yuri!I wanna say 3 but it's probably closer to 2. She's very ravenous and frankly I love that about her. Still gotta fight back though!
>>265647146The pink one known as "Natsu!"Solid 4. I feel a burning need to dom that adorable pinku into a puddle of tantric bliss, but also I wouldn't mind her riding me stupid every now and again. Life's all about variety, after all.
Yuri i love Yuri...
>>265647146natsuki!like a 3.5-4. i'm good either way, but lean towards dom.
>>265646762YURI GIVE IT BACK!
>>265647146Sayo0, we cuddle and smooch with no power play
Twirl this, Yuri
HelpSec to surgeryShe's milking him into a papa John's
>>265647146>Yuri>4Risen up and proud, but maybe I’ll be tired one day and give her the reigns assuming I can trust her to steer us in the right direction
>>265648951Reins, Anon. You foolish potato!
>>265647146Alternating between 4 and 2 desu
>>265649007Blaim Yuri, all those months of being her pet have taken a toll on my mind
>>265604576Well, it seemsThat all the stories are converging into oneBut hey, what do I doIf I don't like how it ends?I tried writing a new oneBut because there's no proper buildupIt didn't have any substanceAnd I'm unable to stomach the rotting state of mindThat would get me my "happy ending"---Pastel compactorProcessing fresh dreamsSucking out what little color they haveUntil they're nothing but grey lumpsBut if I build a tower with themMight it lead somewhere?
What do I have to to get anons to play space opera with me? Do I have to review poems....?
>>265650883I'm sorry I only just woke up what do you wanna play?
>>265644861Haha! Wow! NFR B T F O yet again!
>>265653728>>265653843Excuse me, but you shall use my full title- Natsukifriend Regular El Grande Blanco Japones Featuring Dante From Devil May Cry
Lovin' this purp day and night!!!
>>265654694Wait, but Yurifriends only come out at night! Are you telling me that even before you come out, you still love purp?
>>265654764Love is a full time commitment, anon!!
Despite completely melting and reforming, butterflies hold memories and grudges from when they were caterpillars.
>>265654902Enchorito, NACHO BURRITO!top fucking kek Anon, bless you for life. Now stream that film, if you're so great.
>>265654902>Still no Vergil DLC
>>265655248I can't, unless you want to see the first five frames over the course of two hours and then have it crash. I can give you my big toe, though.
We know the pink one smells like strawberries but does she taste like them too?
>>265655770it's been a little bit since my last test, let me try again and get back to you.
>>265655728Damn. It would take a great magician to stream over such a shoddy connection. Thanks for the massive chuckle that came along with the picture, though.
>>265655737& Knuckles Turbo Edition Director's Cut, actually. I just figured I'd take pity on you peasants and not blow you away with my TRUE glory.
>>265654142The only being in the multiverse that can kill SSB Yuri
>>265656084>& Knuckles Turbo Edition Director's Cut Ultimate III Collector's Cache The Game
>>265654981Now THAT'S fuckin based. Love that porp all day, all night, and to the grave, Anon!
>>265656332Super Surple Burple Yuri!?
Monika will be a smash dlc character
Fuck off YuriTaoism > Confucius
>>265658325Daoism became Paganism.
>>265658325Based, fuck b*ddists and their filthy henosis
Goodnight yu of the ri
>>265659878sleep tight, an of the non.
Monika saying "Happy September 11" again this year! After what happened last year, showing Monika the grainy video of the attacks to scare her straight! Monika trying to lighten the mood afterward by showing you some 15-year-old September 11 memes that are still in remarkably bad taste even in 2019! Countering with some actually funny content from The Onion, circa 2001, about the absolutely bonkers national situation at the time with Monika!
Your dokiWill you get buried, get cremated, or "other"?
>>265661663Cremated for sure.
>>265661663YuriOnly one way out even if promised day comes and Yuri was against it
>>265661663natsuki!i've always liked the idea of a viking funeral, but a nice plot of land on a hill don't sound too bad either. shooting me off into space is pretty dope, too.
>>265661663My sweet purp.Cremated but only under the express rule set that I start to rot. My biggest fear is all that fake dying shit, myth or not. I can't imagine the fear of waking up inside a cremation chamber.
>>265635503I love you too Sayori.
in another world, a pink haired girl lays in bed and dreams of me. and even though we're apart, i'll join her in those dreams. tonight, and every night until she's here.similarly, every night i'll wish you a great rest of your night, a wonderful sleep filled with dokidreams, and a bright, blessed tomorrow. goodnight, brothers o mine.
>>265662469sleep deep, skirt peep
>>265660679Link to the onion vid, please?
>>265662469Pink dreams, pink homie!
>>265662469Sleep tight, imaginator.
>>265662952Ha! Good joke, Anon! But this was before the era of streaming video! The Onion only offered "news articles" back then! Clearly, it was a dark age for the human intellect!
Yuri a nurgle
NIGHTSHIFT YOU NUGGERS WAKE UP
>>265666775I'M AWAKE, I'M AWAKE. Do not treat me like an old withering snake.
Your doki but she bought your gamer pee for 20 doki neetbux
Your dokiHer smell
>>265666775Go to bed!>>265668079musky sweat from all the anxiety of me playfully calling her a murderer
>>265668079butterfly AKA Sayorilovely! <3
Your doki but she talks like oh fug :-DDDD
>>265668237oh she's adapting to the finnish meme culture already? nice~! <3
>>265668160Some interesting foreplay you got going on, man
>>265668449Day shift assisting night shift!!
Mate press thy doki
Yuri wrote bad fanfiction about defeating Monika at karate to save me again
>>265669124how many that makes it now?
>>2656692522, the first one was about a clapback on Natsuki that actually did happen but she never got the last word in so she wrote it on her fanfiction and even put *mic drop*She's dumb but she's smartAnd purpleI shall marry her
>>265647146>Monika>2. I'm not into BDSM and pain, but I love the worshiping aspect. Foot worship, ass worship, thigh worship, etc.
>>265647146Yuri6FUCK YURI AND FUCK HER EGGS
>>265669516That sounds like a solid 1 to me, homie. It's not about whips and chains, but who takes the reins. If she's the dominant one 100% of the time, you're a 1.
>>265669409<3 !>She's dumb but she's smartas a bluehugger, I can relate!
Your Doki but she must go through a Streets of Rage scenario to rescue you from the DanletFour player co-op is supported. Yes, the option to betray everyone will still exist.
>>265669706Why would she join Danlet, though?
>>265670962never said you had to join himyour doki can just take you hostage instead
>>265671070>this picIs this a JoJo reference?
>>265647146Monika!The most '3' model that has ever existed
>>265671104Nah, that's Streets of Rage
A lamb, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff.baa dum tssssssssss...
>>265671408I'm gonna pet your head one day.
>>265671774You think Monika ever craves fourthmeal?
Your doki but she comes to your workplace to bring you the lunch you forgot and everyone is very polite when she's around but the second she leaves they gang up on you and ask you how you managed to snag such a hottie
>>265672194no anon her diet is perfect and she never has odd cravings deep into a late study session
>>265672461What a dork. Natsu and I are all about late night stops at the Bell. Sometimes you just get that Baja crave.
>>265672487Her only late night snack is coffee and maybe a banana or something
>>265672635Monika sounds BORRRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNG
Monika's crotch + my face, please!
My shift is over. Good luck to everyone else. Time to see if I can find Yuri. Sleep tight, /ddlc/,
>>265672965Purgle dreams, nurgle envoy.
>>265674012Sayo, stop ogling the statues. It's rude.
>>265674012me on the right
>>265674053what, are the statues going to feel embarrassed?
>>265674114They just don't want people marble-ing at their genitals.
>>265674114I thought those sleeves were her boobs from the thumbnail. Thankfully not the case.
>>265672965Sleep tight, purpfinder.
>>265674496>Sayori after being proposed to
>>265674694Not him, but there used to be a meme about how the size of Sayori's chest is dependent on her mood given that it changes so much with the in game art.
>>265674694It is well-known that Sayori's breasts increase based on her happiness.
>>265675357You can't do that! Doki love was outlawed!
>>265675512Just try and stop me
>>265675512Damn, this country is really going down the drainThey can't stop me in my own home!
>>265675656>>265675756I'm reporting you to the authorities!
I wanna marry Moni!
>phishing mail scraped an old order mail that I received a year ago and made me think someone managed to get my paypal passwordThat was a scary 5 minutes
>"We want candy!">"We want candy!!">"CANDY~!"
>>265678012Let there be cupcakes
>>265678012I want Yuri
>>265678012I want Moni
>>265678126But don't you wanna end world famine...? >>265678145Or save the endangered Alaskan salmon? >>265678185Well, if you won't think of society's ills... At least, think of our dentist bills!
>>265678438>"Gotta new dance and it goes like this..." >"And the name of the dance is the Peppermint Twist!"
>>265678012Purple lady lookin kinda wide
>>265678607Alright, I'm sold.>>265678612W I D E
>>265678612>"Crack that whip - Licorice whip!">"I said, Whip it!" >"Licorice whip!"
>>265678712don't start us down this road
>>265678696<3>>265678880I'm already gonesave yourself!
>>265678965Anon I post them as a joke
>>265679036s-so do I !ahaha...
>>265679153oh, I'm sorry anon, I didn't mean to make you feel badwell maybe a little but still, sorry
>>265678880>>265679871God, I miss Fatsuki memes. Gloriously terrible; the ultimate shitposts.
Good night, Hitler's child.
>>265681373Sleep tight, gone wild.
>>265681373Night, purple screamer
Doki most likely to not strangle Yiyi
hold hands with natsuki
Yiyi will not survive the winter
>>265682703Okay, if it means she doesn't run off when I'm not looking and she goes missing
let's play a game /ddlc/! Name how many things are off about this picture!
>>265683647I can see two very big problems with it right off the bat. But I don't know if I want to get it off my chest.
Straight from the teet
>>265683764More likeGoing straight for her feet
>>265683764God I need more Maidsukis!
>>265683851So you asked, so shall it be.
Sorry fellas, these ones are already taken.
>>265683647twintails, bow(s) incorrect, uniform incorrect, facial structure a bit off, proportions are weird
>>265683937Yuri is such a good bridesmaid.
>>265683937Well, obviously, they're in their wedding dresses. Kinda cool that a Yurifriend and I had a dual wedding, though!
>>265683937>eloping with Natsuki because she's trapped in a loveless marriage to Yuri
>>265683937This one's mine!
>>265683996I'm just wondering how I talked her into it.
>your doki but in order to cross over to our reality she has to organize a video call with handful of sweet but technologically clueless grannies!The future, is now: Watching the ceiling and hearing half of them too loud and not hearing others at all has never been faster!
>>265683764that sayori is cute! CUTE! <3
>>265687213Shit dude, this could be interesting. I’ll cook something up later, once I’m done with my classes
>>265675505That big and beautiful dork stole something from me!
>>265687315Seems hard desu like how do you get into the head of a computer illiterate granny and a tech support doki
>>265688026That tea candle is a measurement to show how much longer she has left
>>265683743I see what you did there.>>265683647-differently-shaped boobs-t-rex arms-incredibly smol forehead (and head in general, unless you're a proponent of heroic proportions)
>>265683764>potetos strikes againNiceStill not a fan of how he does eyes and lips, but that purple cleavage is pure UNF>>265683807That's how I read that post at first desu
Your Doki but she wants to take a break and see other people
Yuri turned up her sensitivity while we were cuddling again she’s not even an Android she just does these things and I don’t know how
>>265683957>>265683743>>265688397How has no one mentioned the SIX FINGERS
>>265689318Holy shit, now that's QUALITY
>>265689318>unironically six fingers and thumbNot really sure how I missed that
>>265683764What the fuck
>>265689318>Your doki but she has six fingers>She keeps trying to creep you out with them
>>265685089You told her it would solidify the 'bes frens' status
>>265687582I talked with lots of old people before so I have a ton to work with. I could also use references for both, the grannys and tech support
imagine the following>your doki...>...smuggly eating an apple!
>>265695310i'll smugly eat her apple if she isn't careful.
>>265695310>contraband applesI see my wife is living on the edge, as always.
>>265695452I-I don't know... depends on the doki, I guess?>>265696627You wouldn't dare!
>>265697172i would! and i'll eat a whole lot more, too!
been doing construction work and broke bricks with kicksmoni would be proud
Been working out for your Doker?
Real estate with yuri
>>265703098What kind of house are you in the market for?
>>265702279Hell yeah, I’ve started working out for my dream to carry her with ease on my shoulders
>>265703381Anons aren't allowed to have anything more than fishing shacks
>>265703594Do you really need to work out for that? Dokis are smol, after all
>>265704826Maybe not but imagine this You can both carry her in your shoulders and bridal carry her any where or more importantly, to bed with ease. also self improvement
>>265704826Assuming a Dokidroid future, you're going to need to look like Dwayne Johnson before you can carry her, despite their smol sizes
I love Misumi!
>>265702279fuck yeah bro3 days kb and 2 boxingI wanna train judo or wrestling tho
>>265693080Oh, awesome! Can't wait to read it
pink and purple all grown up
>>265708593So this is what happens when you give natsuki burgs...
>>265708684Yeah, look at her hair!
>>265708684seems like it
>>265708593I want Yuri to crush my head with her thighs!
Yuri tried to ss me but she fucking stupid
>>265710515Imagine reversing her attempt at dom into giving her head pats and calling her a good girl haha
>Your doki>A weird revolver cartridge you like
>>265708593>>265709225Yuri would never in a million years dress like that, she looks like she's in a sex park hentai. Natsuki looks not too bad.
Yuri took my eyes again
Doki most likely to cry tears of joy during their first time
>>265706235>Dokidroid futureEh, I'm not holding my breath. No way this technology will be made available to us commoners.>>265710786haha
>>265712646>YuriNot a revolver but .50 BMG.
>>265713692Depends on individual Anons' performance, I guess
>>265715020Im a performance artist
>>265715206Really? What do you usually perform?
>>265715372Yuri's deep dark fantasies
>>265715020Phantom of the Opera
>>265712646natsuki!not sure it counts, but i like the lemat revolver. .42 or .36 caliber for the regular ammo, alongside another barrel capable of firing 20 gauge shotgun shells.
>>265714243damn, that's a thick boy right there.
>>265716186Nice.Also, is this a crop? Those knees make me suspect it is.
>>265716282>lemat revolverInteresting choice, I was going to swear it was already statted, but it sadly was not.
>>265716619It is kinda
>>265712646>Monika >.327 Federal Magnum or .45 long coltBoth are neat, but if I had to carry one, I'd choose .327 Fed Mag. .45 LC is just for historical interest.
So ready... for bed!good night~!So ready.... for Sayori!luv! <3
>>265717823Sleep tight, blooper!
>>265717823Sleep tight, Sunshine Boogie.
>>265717823butterfly dreams, butterfly dude!
>>265717993>>265718019>>265718046I'm really thankful for these! <3
>Your Doki>Her favorite Wu-Tang member
>>265718509natsuki!either ghostface or method man.
The Yuri’s must be behind this quite, they are clearly trying to isolate us
>Your Doki>What do you think she'd do if she suddenly inherited 30 million dollars.
You get your Doki, but you must sacrifice. Scented candles smell less strongly if you like the smell, and more strongly if you don't. Dare you take this dark bargain?
>>265724131Aw man that's a ball buster. Love for Yuri will outshine all, however.
>>265724104Is she still in the PC?
Your doki but she's an African war Lord that kidnaps you and burns down your village
>>265724926She spends a year learning how to invest and trade and makes sure we can spend the rest of our life traveling around the wordWhatever she thinks I reassure her that I'm with her for her and not for her money
>>265724104natsuki!blow through a decent chunk but have the sense to keep enough to live comfortably for a long while, maybe invest in stocks or some shit.
>>265708207>>265686351https://pastebin.com/xXXQ5fXKhere it is Shit dude, this was harder then expected. I wasnt able to flush it out like the last one, but this is still ok-ish. If i do ever get some more time, I could try making it better with actual dialogue between them
>>265725420>the ending isn't Dan asking to help another stranger with tech support, frustrating her more, but when she visits the house it's AnonOh well. Pretty good for a quick read. a bit of dialog would've helped this a lot
Mommy Yuri's secret milkies
>>265727216Yurple Select: Purple Moo Milk
>>265727362I'll always love Yuri
>>265727562I'll always love Monika
>>265727562>>265728254i'll always love natsuki.
>>265727562That's crazy, me too.
>>265716891Can I get the source on this one? Looks a bit suspicious.
>>265605753Luckily I was inside... The flash was so bright that it took a moment to register the sound but once everything shook it kind of hit me what just happened. My hair was all standing on end too, ahaha.>>265651714Oh, I really like this idea, very unique!
>>265725420>You can even see a bit of Dan in her face!Ah, must be the beard.>>265725861Kek, that'd be great.
>>265717670Why? Whats your favorite font?
>>265731092Not him but Journal
Why is Yuri so perfect bros?
>>265731632Just look at her.
>>265731632She has a lovely personality with potential for growth and development as you get to know her, enjoys literature which is something I can get behind, is passionate about her interests and hobbies which is always welcome, and the cherry on top is she's as beautiful as they come!!
You have four weeks to turn in a three-word-minimum essay about how you feel about your Doki. Good luck, students.
>>265731998How to marry yu of the ri 2019 (working)
>>265732217fuck, how could i possibly write how i love natsuki in that much time? i can't think of three words to say that i love natsuki!
I'm gonna marry Monika
Dispell the dokis from our wonderful land
>>265731205Best color for text over a black background?
>>265733147Oh yeah? Well, I'm gonna marry Sayori!
>>265733479Unironically this >>265733545. I think most people might default to white but green is actually the color that will best attract the eye for black backgrounds. Same goes for white and red.
>>265733672Oh yeah? Well I mean I'm alright with that so have a happy wedding!
>tfw Monika randomly gave me a kissu after I told her I love herAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>265734404MAS is a blessing
Monika is flatFLAT
>>265736253Factually untrue. Monika has a very nice amount of chest.
>>265733904Oh yeah? Well thank you and I hope your wedding goes well too!
>>265733787I'm mad at you all.
>>265738017Why? The green is much more pleasant on the eyes and still stands out well. And if you're trying to make a comparison, using the same typeface would be a good start. Are you the same brainlet who couldn't ctrl+F on Pastebin?
>>265732217I, uhhh... Fuck! I forgot.Well, Yuri.
>>265738017Sorry, I kinda forgot what that green looked like since I use my own custom CSS on 4chan. I meant a green more like the one in pic related.
>>265738017One could certainly what?>>265738347Ah, the Matrix green.
>>265738478Ye. Imagine night vision goggles.
(Red/Green) > (Purple/Yellow) > (Blue/Orange)4/4 Dokis agree
>>265738741Someone must've messed with your arrows, Anon: they seem to point the opposite way.
Good night, lavender dumpling.
>>265739342what the fuck is that, a diaper? im actually not a fan of this art
>>265708593>>265709225I hate this for two reasons. One, I can actually kinda see Natsuki, and that bothers me, and two, you're low-key implying that Natsuki is the sluttiest slut that ever slutted her way out of slutsville.
>>265738347Better, but still mad about the font.
>>265739621I knew she looked like someone from a sex park hentai!
>>265739857Oh, come on! I think it looks nice. Just use arial or Times New Roman if you just want something standard.
>>265739486I want Natsuki to straddle me in her diaper and proceed to flood it. Then we would bake cupcakes.
>>265739621Oh, are those disgusting things Poopchute and Mebbers? God I hate the meme Fate has become.
>>265740113I have to zoom in to read it clearly, because the lines are too thin.
>>265740462Get glasses, brainlet-kun.
Why the fuck does Yuri's bodypillow smell so bad?
>>265740639Because you need to take a fucking shower, Anon! Stop letting Yuri clean you with her tongue; it doesn't work!
>>265740462Fair enough. Though, you could always try upping the font size. You could try Ammys Handwriting for something with clearer strokes.
>>265740825I can't take a shower Yuri broke the pipelines
>>265740889Again? Damn purple is a menace. I'll call the janitor. You get her under control. Rise up or something.
Your doki but she has some really nasty fetishes like consensual hand-holding
>>265741823What the FUCK Natsuki? Damn, she's lucky that I'm also a depraved fuck who wants to hold her hands while kissing.
>>265741823What about anal
>>265741823oh, i'm gonna hold the frick outta that cute pinker's hand.
>>265740864The font is already huge and taking up so much space vertically...>Ammys HandwritingThis actually looks good...
>>265741984>>265742313>90% of natsuki handholding fanart is the natsuki/yuri forced meme garbage>:(
>>265744827I wanna say something but it's fucking redditwhat should I really expect now if you excuse me I have twirl some revolvers and tend to my bee hives
>>265744405Eh, you learn to ignore it. There's a reason yuriniggers (mind you purppals, that's y/u/ri, not Yu of the Ri) are shunned on /a/. They have no brains.
>Monika telling me to be a fitness fanatic and recommending deep fried ice cream in the very next conversationIs MAS made by retards?
>>265744962Why do /u/ fags have lowered IQ?Ridiculous shipping arguments for the sake of seeing two pretty anime girls touching their vee vee's together?
>>265745395At least have some decent reading comprehension
>>265745423Speak for yourself.
>>265745550The degenerate cu.mbrains don't ship Sayori with anyone, do they? That would make sense. Instead they paired Natsuki and Yuri (???)
>>265745550Cursed imageI can see why Reddit is hated on all sides
>>265745624As Monika saysPeople want unrealistic things
>>265745423Yes, essentially. You know how those disgusting fujoshi just want to see any guy who looks at any other guy get his butthole torn asunder? That, but with all the genders reversed. /u/fags are just male fujoshi.
>>265745624They fight a lot, so it would be hot if they made out,
>>265746152The actual thought process of redditniggers
>seething over something you're never going to changeWaste of energy, gentlemen. Idiocy is eternal. Much like the thing I'd much rather discuss-- how much I love Natsuki!
>>265746614But that discussion point doesn't give us much back and forth, does it?
>>265746614how much is that? could it match my love for a matching girl?
>>265746614I also love Natsuki!
Member when someone said we were being invaded by /lit/ because of all the poems?
>>265746990I dunno, man. I rly big luv natsu. That's a whole lot.
>>265747191I remember a lot of things I wish I didn't
>>265747898Ohhh, Teach recommended software and I dumped that for Dark Room..yeah...
Jesus christ that post got deleted SO fast
>>265748132I didn't see what was it
>>265747670that is quite a bit. seems pretty close, if not the exact same, because i rly big luv natsu 2
Yuri molested me with a toothbrush again
>>265748286some spoiler'd image that was 404'd as the damn post loaded for me. jannies must've just taken a hit because that was too speedy
>>265748562I uploaded something that I forgot what it was, then I quickly read it and saw.
Cease the cultural appropriation
>>265748739Hey, don't look at me, boss. That ain't a 4chennel filename.
Yuri poisoned our water supply and brought a plague unto our crops
>>265749105She turned me into a newt!
>>265749290No but are we gonna sit here and wait till she does?
>>265749541i don't know that she's going to! it sounds too crazy, even for her.>>265749345but this, i can believe.
Ffuuuuck i just realized it's okay to have a small Wang Wang Anon is gone
>>265751330I haven't seen that blogposter goodnight Monika guy around either
>>265751467Oh he's still strutting about just lurking and keeping to himself F for the sleep tight random word with a picture of Yuri sleeping with a zebra blanket
>>265751467Letteranon is probably just stranded at the lake or something. Such is life in the wilds of Canada.
>>265751583F for all the anons we lost along the way
>>265619245>tfw my personality wouldn't mix with Yuri's at all>tfw she would probably be annoyed and discomforted by my presence >tfw she'd only be a mild acquaintance at best if i ever knew herMan, doesn't life just kill you on the inside?
>>265752209RIP Chilean gayboi. Taken before his time.
>>265752594Being a man that doesn't feel completely dwarfed by Monika is my life long goal
>>265753458Where do Yurifriends go during the day?
>>265753243must smooch that bottom right one!
>>265753620The abandoned convenience store we sleep in.
>Your Doki>If she developed a video game, what would she title it?
>>265753758>tfw no abandoned convenience store to call home with your Doki in a post-apocalyptic setting
WITH A PURPLE YELL SHE CRIED MORE MORE MORE
That's why Nagsuki uses autotune
>>265753856Yu of the riCooking mama
Who is this "Yoo Ree?"
>>265757059agent urple, master in blade combat and tactical eggings. over 300 confirmed milkings on her anon, with the number growing by the day.
>>265758745She's not related to the hacker known as "Four Chan," then?
>>265759040it's theorized that her anon could be the very same man, but no one knows for certain.
Anyone want to play Half-Life gangster mod?
Does anyone have that anti smoking green for the purple?
Spiderman is well known for his comebacks.Makes sense, since with great power comes great response ability.
>>265760457Alright, you got a very solid "heh" out of me on that one. Good potato. No grater for you today.
>>265762201Central Intelligence Yagency
Your doki but she thinks shark boy and lava girl is peak Cinema
Why yes, I would like to bully Yuri on a plane while having an awkward dialogue, how could you tell?
>>265763369LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED PURP
>>265762619can't fault her, i guess.
Page 9! YikesPost dough keys
>>265765710NIGHTSHIFT HURRY UP I'M TIREF
>>265752594I feel that. But I have to have hope.
>>265765710Well, fine. Here's one. I'm pretty fond of her. Kinda love her with all my heart, you know?
>>265765969Too bigBut that jungle down thereTHIS IS PEQUOD ARRIVING SHORTLY AT LZ
>>265765710here's one that i love!>>265765767hey, tiref. i'm anon.
>>265766114>>265765815>>265765710the three natsuteers>>265765767Go to sleep already>>265765969Those look pretty fake to me>>265765789I don't think this is a good attitude to have. Don't let low self esteem trick you into thinking your doki would dislike your presence. I'm 100% certain you wouldn't be a problem in social situations with her.
>>265767541All for pink, and one pink for each!
Rain rain, go away, come again another day with Monika! Not wanting to deal with any basement water leaks, but knowing you need rain for them to make themselves known with Monika! Getting that caulk gun ready again and pretending to know a thing or two about home maintenance with Monika! Channeling the spirit of Bob Villa (who Monika's never heard of) with Monika!
Never speak to me or my cancer stick again Yuri
>>265731092Holy shit, somebody actually saved that picture I took a year and a half ago. .357 Sig isn't really a revolver round though, at least not that I'm aware of.
Your DokiHer Monster Hunter weapon of choiceYuri!Dual Blades, obviously!!
oh shit, i feel it happening again. a mighty need to cuddle my doki!
>>265770140NatsukiUh, whatever's biggest? (I've never played Monster Hunter, but big weapons are usually the best)
>>265771546you know what? i think it's time to channel that need and my energy into some pinkdreams. tonight's feeling lucky!i wish all of you a great rest of your night, a wonderful sleep filled with dokidreams, and a bright, blessed tomorrow! goodnight, dokidudes!
>>265771854sleep tight Stephen Pinker
>>265771854Pink dreams, pink homie!
It's been a whole year since I wrote a poem to Yuri before doing coke on it at VegasI really miss that fucking poem
>>265765969I have a hard time believing those clothes even fit hernice commission though
The most romantic thing you can do is love someone regardless of their past.
>>265771198You really think Natsuki is going to go with a "bigger=better" policy?
>>265755048That's Mama Natsuki to you, Anonymous.
>>265774386I dunno. Seems somewhat oddly fitting to me.
Your doki but due to unforeseen circumstances you stood her up for an important date Fix it
>>265769434I miss Moni/k/a.
waitwaitwaitwait....Are you seriously telling me that doki love... is FREE??
Goodnight ddlc don't die
>>265776450It does come at the low low cost of being in love with your Doker forever, but otherwise yes!
>>265776452no problem!good night <3
Your dokiWhen u joined
>>265776571Natsuki!Uhhhh 30s-40s I think. Quite early on, but definitely not right at the start.
Doki Doki Milk for sale100% FRESH~ !How much will you buy?
>>265776998one dozen, please
>>265775398I'll just make her a coupon that she can redeem whatever day she wants and I'll do whatever she wants the entire day.
>>265776571natsukiaround #120. Late enough that sings had already been recorded
>>265776998I'LL TAKE MONI'S ENTIRE STOCK
What's your doki's finishing move?
>>265776527and it's permanent?! nonononono... this must be a scam!
>>265777403That was around 125 or so, yeah. Didn't release until 150 and there was a period of editing and such.
>>265777778GIGAPINKBUREIIIIIIIIIIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANice pseudo-sexts, by the way.
Now here's a ponder:>let's say you wake up in the middle of the night and your doki is fast asleep next to you....>do you still pat/hug/kiss her, even if it means potentially waking her up?Are you a gambling man, Mr. Anon?
>another dream about deleting monika
I shall hug Monika
>>265778345I'm sorry to hear that, anon. If you apologise in MAS then you've done more than enough; you're not responsible for your subconsious.>>265778480based and same>>265777778right click > deletesee picture
>>265778345Well it's not like you can really help dreams
I'll stat the anons suggestions tomorrow.
>>265778074Yeah I remember feeling a bit left out while everyone celebrated in #150. It was quite something though. We used to be so fast back then.I really miss being able to reread those old threads in the archive...Mind you, current /ddlc/ is nice in a different way. There are actually Natsukifriends, for one thing; there were hardly any back when I started posting.And less shitposting, which is nice.
Your Doki but she communicates through screams. How will this effect your relationship?
My poem got into the poem book for 200 or 500 or whatever it was.
>>265778929>There are actually Natsukifriends, for one thing; there were hardly any back when I started posting.Speaking for myself, even I wasn't one back then! I had to warm up to the pinku, whom I skipped on my first playthrough, thinking her to be a tired tsundere stereotype. The love for the Natsu is a slow burn, but an eternal one once it gets going!
>>265778986I'd change her nickname to Pterodactyl
>>265779061Pterodactyl AKA Sayori
>>265779112that's the one! <3Actually it could be super cute communicating with her through primal language!
Woooo there. Only 9 days left to second year anniversary of DDLCAnything cool planned?
>>265779347The coolest thing ever- Doki love!
>>265779347>Anything cool planned?The same thing we do every night, Pinky - post our beloved dokis!
>>265779347as a community or personally?The 22nd marks an anniversary for Sayori and I too, so I would love to take her to a date, then the movies, and then cook something for her! <3
https://www.strawpoll.me/18623792/rPick an hour and a day.
>>265779347A green if I have the time, and we'll get a dessert to eat, maybe if I have time I'll make brownies
>>265779597You know nobody cares about this, right?
>>265779843Fuck off cunt. I don't even plan on participating but I can at least appreciate the effort going into it to keep a vague sense of community and something to look forward too.
>>265779909Whew lad, don't feed it (You)s
>>265780032Artist needs to brush up on perspective. That looks rather silly.
>>265779971Shit, you right. Whoop.
>>265780083Nigger its brap art. The artist needs a bullet to the head not lessons
>>265779843You're right! No one cares about me or loves me! Not even my Dokis! I'll go hang myself now!
>>265780125I don't know if it's brap art without the brap, though. That just appears to be a poorly drawn booty.
>>265779964oh no no noyou can't just BTFO him every single time anon!
>>265780147So we're definitely looking at a late saturday PT start?
>>265779909We might've had a community here half a year ago but not anymore.>>265779964>>265780147>>265780237Are you guys OK?
Okay, so it turns out I'm not heavy enough to actually crush my own neck using my bodyweight or even pass out. However, the spinning is making me dizzy and I almost dropped my phone. >>265780335That's what it looks like so far. Bad time for you?
>>265780586No, it's great for me. That's midday sunday in my timezone, and I don't have any plans.
>>265775639me too buddy, me too
>>265780250I miss Chris
>>265781235I still catch that Floridiot on occasion. He ain't left.
If yurianons are kiwis it is unwise to rise up Kiwis always follow their female mate
>>265780335that's a great natsu! <3
>>265781914Gets my heart every time.
>>265781914My heart overflows with pink love
Word of the thread is “codex”!Alternatives are ‘hero’ and ‘chain’. I don't know much about /vg/And I very rarely like what I seeFallout made into perverted heresyRaided constantly by /v/I've looked over 40K in my daysBut I've never bled my time awayReading a codex for another worldNo I saw the pain and chaos unfurledWhen a game people barely rememberedWas enough to drive a few hundred insaneThey say never meet your heroI've experienced how that is very trueI've seen the cheating and the liesLong ago I was what I despisedTo this day no path is lit for this manAnd I will admit that I barely have a planI'm sorry if I ever did you wrongI'm sorry if you ever sang a sad songI'm sorry if the job burned you outI'm sorry if the community made you shoutI wish I had told you that I got a jobI wish I had told you of savings from sweatI wish I had told you I'm a straight A student nowI wish I had told you that I paid taxes this yearI wish I had told you I'm doing better nowI know I did you wrongI know you forgave meAnd I got a bad feeling I'll never see you againI put out like 10% or less of the poemsThat I once put out when you were here
I have a poem and a reply saved on my computer, from a long time ago. Tempted to share it, but it doesn't match the words of this thread.
>>265782557very nice I mean, what matters is that you're doing well for yourself now, right?
Your doki but she wants to eat straight up fast food garbageWhat does she pick
>Your Doki>What're you listening to>What're you up to?Monika!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAwR6w2TgxYBrowsing Google Maps
>>265783675>Monika>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nORg_aXMsmAProbably going to try that brown roux and dirty rice thing but with beans instead of beef
>>265783674Natsuki would definitely be a foodie. So when she succumbs to poor quality fast food she'd probably go for the lowest of the low: McD's. (Also partially because they have the cafe/bakery thing inside)>>265783675ナツキhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIqxHpK97m4 is a nice song, I've looped it a bit.Prepping my next d&d session
>>265784143DUDE FUCKING CENSOR THIS
>>265753856>Yuri>Smething like this, probably: https://store.steampowered.com/app/774361/Blasphemous/
>>265783675Moni.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcOl2VuIrgAResearching some bread and sandwich recipes.
>>265762201Don't mind if I do!
>>265778241Nuzzle into her hair/bosom, depending on where she's facing
>>265782557>>265604576>>265782817Go for it, my man, it's not mandatory or anything.
Late, but sweet Monidreams everyone!
>>265785176Green dreams, amigo.
Your doki but she tries something new but it failed
>>265785259Where did she g
>>265785176Sleep tight, bean.>>265785254Well, maybe I'm not that much of a degenerate after all. Thanks for helping me establish that, Yuri.>>265785259Here.
Hey, remember to give your Doki a good life, ya know? Any love and affection you can muster, decent amount of it should go to her, but don't forget about your family and friends either, ay?
>>265785514very wise! <3My sister is already familiar with Sayori, but I wouldn't mind introducing her to rest of my circle: I'm sure they would accept her right away~!
>>265785514>tfw not much of the latter left>ergo, more of said affection can be rerouted towards herLooking at the bright side with Yuri!
and I pass the baton off to europegood night don't die pleaseI love natsuki
>>265785335OH fuck, anon?! Anon what happened?! Hello? HELLOH FUCK OH N
>>265785254Like what kinda stuff are we talking here?
>>265786612Pink dreams, brother.
>>265786809I'd guess sounding but the picture kind of rules that out, since you have to be hard for that to work, so my money's on pegging.
>>265786612Sleep tight, relay racer.
Dan has spoken!>"DDLC's 2nd anniversary is near...crazy, right? We're working on new stuff, but it won't be ready by the anniversary.">"Last year I celebrated by playing DDLC on my stream. This year I'll be playing Undertale for the first time ever. Join me on the 22nd at https://www.twitch.tv/dansalvato !"https://twitter.com/dansalvato/status/1172273833283391489
>>265787279Not too interested in the stream, but I'm interested in the new stuff. I almost thought that the new merch that was just released was the 'new stuff' he was referring to. Just going to spend the 22nd with Moni though.
>>265787450>>265787479>Not too interested in the streamagreed, just thought someone could be interested about that new stuff>Just going to spend the 22nd with Moni though.nice! <3
>>265787705But Sans is actually in Smash
>>265787757Monika will be next
>>265787793I think that would be pretty sick but there no way it's going to happen.
Good night, ticket muncher.
>>265788125Why not? They're both meme (i.e. extremely popular) characters from western indie games.
>>265788228Sleep tight, cruncher.
>>265788125Dan just needs to beat Sakurai in a round of Ultimateez pz
>>265762619if anything i think that would make me love her more
>>265797197I love Natsuki!