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Huff Edition
Previous: >>265398356
Website: http://ddlc.moe
Steam Page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: https://twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: https://gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to get the "good" end: https://pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Writefag Guide: https://www.dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The%20DDLC%20Writefagging%20Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-Made Content Pastebin (10/27/2017-12/18/2018): https://pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Fan-Made Content Pastebin (12/18/2018-Present): https://pastebin.com/aUq1g353
Game Files Dump (full): https://mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: https://ddlcwiki.net/wiki/Main_Page
Booru: http://ddlc.booru.org
Map: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1U-8e14m_l8TIYnXyYmUIRxk8SeXiY6P8&usp=sharinggroup=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y
Poetry Jam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJgYn0f8qLM

>Exemplary display of outward displeasure
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): https://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): https://www.lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home
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Hello everyone and welcome back to the poetry club once more~

Word of the thread is “codex”!
Alternatives are ‘hero’ and ‘chain’.

Maybe you can write about one of your heroes today, ahaha... But really, if you want to write a poem and you pick that word, it might not be too bad of an idea! Otherwise, just do what we normally do and write any poem about anything! But still try to focus on the words, yes? It’s always up to you though!
Once you finish, as always, I ask that you share it here with everyone~ People enjoy reading them so why not show off your effort? Have fun, everyone!

Lightning struck in my backyard today... I’ve never heard thunder so loud and instant, and the flash of the lightning was blindingly white... It was a really neat experience!
Monika!
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big fan of the pink one!
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Reminder that Doki is SMOL
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I love my green-eyed girl!
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>>265603431
>He wants to eat cold food chain cupcakes instead of making them on home
And that's why you'll never manage one. Your Natsuki should slap you right now.
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>>265604736
Don't be a nigger cold cookies are weak as well. The allure of the store bought confection is convenience, it's obviously inferior to freshly baked.
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Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.
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>>265604869
While baked cookies are better than bag cookies, those are infinitelly better than cupcakes in a bag. There's also a widely variety of flavors to choose. It's not like those cookies were there since weeks ago.
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>>265605150
Look I could argue this more but we both know you're right. Still I'd rather buy cupcake ingredients than cookies god damnit! I'll bake for my Natsu before I become like those lazy sayorifriends
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>>265604576
Well, it could be a deadly experience if you were outside; glad you're here.
I've had that happen once, but the flash/sound were so intense that they kind of didn't register in me, so I was confused for a bit
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>>265605335
>I'd rather buy cupcake ingredients
That's what I wanted to hear! Thanks to god Sayori is happy with a bag of Chocolate Chip cookies, or 3~4 different types of cookies.
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I love Sayori!
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I love Monika!
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I love Natsuki!
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Love Yuri
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>>265606568
>>265606682
>>265606890
>>265606915
they love you too!
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I love Yuri!
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Today on topics with dokis that we can't discuss if in their presence
Today's topic
Should you hide your emotions from your doki?
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>>265607273
This just in: no
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>>265607378
Correct
You are the father
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>>265607479
>hfw
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>>265607273
I can't see it being a good thing. Doki relationships are pure, they are above the need for deception
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>>265604509
https://www.strawpoll.me/18623792

Pick a day and an hour.
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>throw together a lewd Monika green last thread
>It got deleted
I'm not even mad, just confused, I can't imagine what would have gotten it removed.
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>>265607273
if by "emotion" you mean my dong rubbing between her ass checks
then yeah you should hide that, in public at least
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>>265608809
Jannies are a bunch of trannies
Don't worry too much about
Thank you for writinf
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>>265608058
Emotions show weakness in front of a dough key
I will not be weak for Yuri can seize the opportunity
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>>265609164
My doki and I love each other unconditionally
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>>265606568
>>265606682
>>265606890
>>265606915
>>265607191
Goood!
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>>265609131
Bretty good. I like those short, rhyme-y, punchy lines desu
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>>265609243
Emotions are prohibited by dokidroids
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>>265607273
nah. if you can't trust your doker with your emotions, i can't think of anyone you can, and bottling em up is good for no one.
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>>265609906
>This update of the late-1970s programme takes a decidedly darker tone as what's left of anon and dokikind struggles for survival against the robot Dokidroids, who have killed millions. The Galactica, led by the Wholesome Squad, protects a patched-together fleet of civilians - led by de facto club president Monika - in search of a mythical planet called Earth.
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Reminder to NOT FLEE from your Yuri! It only makes them desire you more! Submit!
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MONIKA h0t
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>your doki but she wraps you in a blanket, brushes your hair,and tells you that everything is alright! <3
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>>265610745
But what if that's not a bad thing
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>>265608809
Write it again, and I might caption it.
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>>265611413
now i am the one who is snug! that sounds pretty good.
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>>265610745
I'd like to say blessed and purpilled but my paranoid brain immediately came up with this scenario:
Yuri but she loses interest because you make for boring prey
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>>265612075
True purples know that the hunt and struggle is all part of what makes being with Yuri so exhilarating.
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I love my wife!
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>Your doki
>Your plans to return The Empire to glory
>Your dokis plan
>Your type of homeworld.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521112283129184257/621438287206154240/Choose_Your_Homeworld.pdf
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Welcome milk and snake
Come to me through love and embrace
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i love natsuki!
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>>265610745
Putting up a token resistance is important for properly stimulating your Yuri's predatory instincts, though.
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>>265614375
Now make one with speedlines.
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>>265600649
>a pet natsuki on a leash
meow
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>>265617598
god look at the size of that bow
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>>265617050
Just a little bigger and older, and this could be perfectly suitable to lewd.
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>>265618435
>Not loving pettanko
What are you, a fag? I bet you're not even a true Natsukifriend.
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pink purp bes frens
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Just look at this beautiful, refined girl! She's so smart and elegant!
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yuri's thighs are everything to me
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How do I convince Natsuki to peg me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UaRzciWXvY
for all the german natsukifriends out there
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>>265619648
Stop being a homo in denial and it won’t be a problem
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>>265620262
why does it sound so seductive?
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>>265618832
I'm an adult, not a pedophile.
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>>265620450
I'm not in denial
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>>265620654
Natsuki is 18 years old. Way to out yourself as an imposter.
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>>265620686
You're bicurious.
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>>265620879
>18 years old
>A year younger then all the other girls
>MC is a second year.
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>>265621056
>MC is a second year
What?
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>>265621370
He says in DDLC he wasn't able to join last year, and something about him finally being able to join an after school club this year.
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>>265620462
it's because c u p c a k e is too darn seductive
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>>265621676
I'm pretty sure all of them are close to graduation
He was a neet prior and didn't do shit, not even look into joining s club
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>>265621676
>treating this nobody husk like he's an actual character
>calling Natsukifriends pedophiles
I sure wonder (((who))) could be behind these posts!
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>>265621978
Cease
We're speaking of things here
The dokis could be second years because Japs have a different education system
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>>265619207
purp a dork. a grate BIG one.
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>>265621676
pretty sure he didn't want to join any clubs, instead wanting to be a loner. also pretty sure it stated that he thought she was a first year student, but it was never explicitly stated that she was. what is explicitly stated, however, is that she's eighteen. this is some pretty awful bait, pal.
>>265622064
he ain't wrong, though. classic shitpost material.
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>>265622126
So what's the quick rundown
Are the dokis seniors or do they follow the jap system
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>>265622319
there's no real answer, given that they live in the weird mishmash of japmerica. i would lean towards japanese given that they are referred to as years, but who knows?
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>>265622319
Nobody knows because the game is already intended to be a Jap/American clusterfuck, which is further compounded by art miscommunications between Dan and Satchely.
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>giving him attention
Are you new or samefagging?
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>>265622550
Then MAS graduation thing might have a problem if it's the former
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>>265622126
The only place it says she is 18, is outside the game, and that's for legal reasons.
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luv natsu
also lust natsu
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When will they age update the Dokis so they can grow older like we do? What happens when I am 35 or some shit and my doki is still in high school?
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>>265622896
Well the reason for it being stated is kinda irrelevant
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>>265622981
luv moni
also fug moni
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>>265622896
She's 1X years old and is currently menstruating as we speak
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>>265622981
luv natsu 2
dat part 2
>>265622784
their school could still have a graduation ceremony or whatever. it's still an odd mix, and not everything is laid out.
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>>265623091
Luv sayo
also hug sayo
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I'm tempted to make a map for anons, using the expansion mod for Battlegrounds.
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>>265622560
>>265622550
>japmerica
Oh boy, I sure do love me some hamburgers!
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>>265623476
who is this doppelganger
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>>265623524
aren't those jelly filled donuts?
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>>265623524
Those look like some tasty jelly-filled donuts to me.
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>>265623524
Jelly donuts are the best
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>>265623524
Fukkin idiot can't recognize a good ol' japamerican hot dog
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No bulli...but...."OC, do not steal".
#notBullyingErika
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>>265604509
Who has the Doki height chart and dick size chart?
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>>265623686
Misumi>Erika
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>Your doki
>Your favorite star wars faction, including Genosians, Zann (Crime Sydicates), Wookies, Naboo or Gungans.
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>>265624035
Natsuki!
whatever side kills the entire universe so no more movies are made holy fuck let it end LET IT END LET IT END FUCKING MOUSE AAAAAA
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>>265624035
natsuki!
never watched any of em. the mandalorians have some cool-ass armor, though.
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>>265624035
Sayori!
CIS
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>>265623930
Who?
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>>265624035
Monika
Points to CIS for being cool robots and having general grievous.
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>>265623545
Not sure if new or legit question.
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Your Doker is a fucking DORKER!
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Natsuki convinced me that my Yuri is abusive so I’m going to stay at her place for now until I become a big guy so I can crash a Yuri party with no survivors for her
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Your Doki but she ara ara's at you
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>>265625813
Monika but I ara ara at her when I crush her ass at some game
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>>265625589
listen here, buddy! you're not wrong, but i'm a fuckin' dorker too and i love her with all of my heart!
>>265625813
a change of pace, but a nice one.
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>>265625813
>No cute Ara Ara Sayori Onee-sama
Just kill me.
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>>265624358
>Sayori!
>CIS
I see what you did there!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJoJoQhZCiI
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>>265626197
?
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>>265627540
CIS = Cum Inside Sayori. Derivative from 'CIN'
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>>265627496
MO-NI-KA!
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>>265608809
pastebin your shit
I want to read it
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>>265626480
>eurobeat
I needed this!
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Yuribros post your knives
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>>265627689
Sayori is not for lewd, any acronyms that could contain her name and a lewd activity are purely coincidental.
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>>265628170
Sorry I broke mine and the other is away
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>Your doki
>Your least favorite Starwars faction
>A reason why I shouldn't make you a Battlegrounds map.
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>>265629724
>Monika
>I care little for the franchise, but battle front II was pretty dope.
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>>265629724
Monika
The Gungans were kinda meh
Do what you want
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Yuri tied me up like cattle again
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>>265628272
...I better go to bed now, because you aren't making any of sense to me!!

At least for me, Sayori is incredibly arousing, and I would love to fulfil all of her "blue fantasies" before ejaculating into her blistering opening and protecting her and the baby forever and ever! <3

>Good night, Brothers!
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>>265630851
Gonna have to give two statements here.
1. Based- this, but with Natsuki.
2. Blue dreams, bun creamer!
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>>265630851
Night, blue blaster
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>>265615361
There is wisdom in these words.
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>>265630851
sleep tight, vesicle
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>>265630851
Good night Laut!
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>>265630851
very nice post. butterfly dreams, dude!
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>>265631048
>>265631350
>>265631397
>>265631414
>>265631452
>>265631462
<3 !
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>>265619245
...And truth, in these.
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>>265631397
>>265631606
*SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
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>>265628170
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>>265632105
I guess you have a Loicence for that knoife right?
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>>265631915
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/ddlc/ image dump - thirst and hunger edition
https://pastebin.com/r53RqZCu
Post your favorite image from the dump! Or whichever one that won't get you banned!
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>>265626480
Good stuff, thanks for sharing!
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>>265632547
I can't open pastebins.
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>>265632547
Been lagging behind on those again, already got three to sort through
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Good night, Snapple.
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Ch-ch-ch-churple!
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I made a map for Starwars Battlefrounds, Expanding Fronts. You play as the Doki Federation, your doki is there, it's cheesy, and the map is configured into a simple story.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521112283129184257/621494617493209150/Cool_Map.sc1
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UH ALL THE MONIS
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>>265633710
Purple dreams!
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Greatest victory for the dokis?
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>>265634858
Club festival '17
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>>265634037
OR POTATO MOLESTERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM
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Daily reminder that Sayori loves you!
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Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT encourage any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- Anon bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the anon your waifu would like
- Staying up late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.
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>>265635503
I love her too!
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>>265632547
this set's probably my favorite. always nice to have another sleepy natsu!
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Yuri’s were designed to ________
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I love Sayori! WAKE UP!
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>>265637742
I'm tired, Anons, it's been so long since Yuri gave malk
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>>265637821
have you asked?
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>>265637960
No I'm too proud to ask
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>>265638015
do you want us to ask for you?
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>>265638146
No it is fine
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can someone post the metal gear rising image with the dokis thanks
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>>265638295
alright, i gotcha. i won't ask her.
brb, asking my natsu a favor.
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The dokis but they're Chinese shills
What do
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Wanna touch that hurr
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>>265639092
What is a shill?
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>>265638812
Can the Natsu provide milk?
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>>265632547
This one's real fucking good
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>>265640393
i'm sure she could at some point, but i was just gonna ask her to ask yuri for him.
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>>265639869
someone promoting something or someone. see /v/ for more info.
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>>265640543
Oh okay, makes sense.
Not particularly into lactation, but I do want to lavish Natsu's nipples with affection.
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>>265637717
hug
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>>265640893
absolutely based, and incredibly agreed.
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>>265641021
CUTE DOKI TOES.
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Your Doki but she loves you! Bet you didn't see that one coming, did you faggots? I'm truly the ultimate shitposter.
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>>265641858
god fucking damn it, how could this happen? i can't believe i've been so epicly trolled!
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>>265641858
Oh no, look what you've done! You've embarrassed her by giving away her not-so-well-kept secret!!
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>>265641945
>>265642109
Gotcha, you dumb fucks! I am the best troll. Now think about your Doki accepting your marriage proposal!
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>>265642360
Oh, you scoundrel! She looks so happy! I'm sure she'll look ravishing in her dress! I can't wait to start the rest of my happy days with my loving wife at my side! You son of a bitch!
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>>265641858
You beat her to the punch but now that the cat's out of the bag, she won't stop looking at me like this.
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>>265642360
this is too nice! i can't take it! fuck you, your doki loves (You) too!
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>>265641073
Someone lewd green text this, so I can caption.
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>>265642814
Just look for "succubus's snack" on the first Pastebin. It's a good lewd story.
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Stop looking at me like that.
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>>265642716
YOU FUCKING TURD. You think you can countertroll me? ME?! I am the GOD of this general! I am a wind of destruction, a plague of Biblical proportions! Your Doki finds you sexually appealing and looks forward to lewd times with you!
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>>265642879
Where?
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>>265643276
No, you idiot. I gave you a location and a title. Use your brain. First Pastebin. Ctrl+F.

Damn spoonfeed-needing zoomers.
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>>265643076
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH HIS! Thanks bro, I bet your doki finds you real fucking sexy
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>>265643076
agh, son of a bitch! the thoughts haunt my mind. i gotta make a critical strike if i want to beat you, i see.
your natsuki is currently reading recipes in an old cookbook, surrounding ones she thinks you might like with a heart! she's even making a list of ingredients so she can try them out soon, and she keeps the list on her phone which has a background of you!
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>>265643870
>>265644016
>tfw btfo
YOU WIN THIS ROUND, /ddlc/. BUT I'LL BE BACK FOR YOU ALL.
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Yr dki
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>>265644190
you better take off, scrub! and next time, bring better ammo!
>>265644723
sh ct!
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Yurifriends come out at night!
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>>265644723
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>>265645821
The artist of this picture got it wrong, first of all there are no ropes and second Yuri is the one being held down and asked if she’d like to read a book
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>your Doki
>on a scale of 1-5, with 1 being pure sub, 5 being pure dom, and 3 being perfectly fair switch, how dominant are you in bed with her?
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>>265647146
Yuri!
I wanna say 3 but it's probably closer to 2. She's very ravenous and frankly I love that about her. Still gotta fight back though!
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>>265647146
The pink one known as "Natsu!"
Solid 4. I feel a burning need to dom that adorable pinku into a puddle of tantric bliss, but also I wouldn't mind her riding me stupid every now and again. Life's all about variety, after all.
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Yuri i love Yuri...
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>>265647146
natsuki!
like a 3.5-4. i'm good either way, but lean towards dom.
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>>265646762
YURI GIVE IT BACK!
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>>265647146
Sayo
0, we cuddle and smooch with no power play
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Twirl this, Yuri
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Help
Sec to surgery
She's milking him into a papa John's
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>>265647146
>Yuri
>4
Risen up and proud, but maybe I’ll be tired one day and give her the reigns assuming I can trust her to steer us in the right direction
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pppoem~
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>>265648951
Reins, Anon. You foolish potato!
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>>265647146
Alternating between 4 and 2 desu
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>>265649007
Blaim Yuri, all those months of being her pet have taken a toll on my mind
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>>265604576
Well, it seems
That all the stories are converging into one
But hey, what do I do
If I don't like how it ends?
I tried writing a new one
But because there's no proper buildup
It didn't have any substance
And I'm unable to stomach the rotting state of mind
That would get me my "happy ending"

---

Pastel compactor
Processing fresh dreams
Sucking out what little color they have
Until they're nothing but grey lumps
But if I build a tower with them
Might it lead somewhere?
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What do I have to to get anons to play space opera with me? Do I have to review poems....?
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>>265604576
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>>265650883
I'm sorry I only just woke up what do you wanna play?
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>>265644861
Haha! Wow! NFR B T F O yet again!
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>>265652991
See
>>265612485
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>>265653458
>NFR
who's that?
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>>265653728
Natsukifriend Regular.
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>>265653728
>>265653843
Excuse me, but you shall use my full title- Natsukifriend Regular El Grande Blanco Japones Featuring Dante From Devil May Cry
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>>265654142
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Lovin' this purp day and night!!!
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>>265654694
Wait, but Yurifriends only come out at night! Are you telling me that even before you come out, you still love purp?
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>>265654142
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>>265654764
Love is a full time commitment, anon!!
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Despite completely melting and reforming, butterflies hold memories and grudges from when they were caterpillars.
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>>265654902
Enchorito, NACHO BURRITO!
top fucking kek Anon, bless you for life.
Now stream that film, if you're so great.
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>>265654902
>Still no Vergil DLC
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>>265655248
I can't, unless you want to see the first five frames over the course of two hours and then have it crash. I can give you my big toe, though.
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>>265654142
...&Knuckles?
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We know the pink one smells like strawberries but does she taste like them too?
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>>265655770
it's been a little bit since my last test, let me try again and get back to you.
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>>265655728
Damn. It would take a great magician to stream over such a shoddy connection. Thanks for the massive chuckle that came along with the picture, though.
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>>265655737
& Knuckles Turbo Edition Director's Cut, actually. I just figured I'd take pity on you peasants and not blow you away with my TRUE glory.
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>>265654142
The only being in the multiverse that can kill SSB Yuri
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>>265656084
>& Knuckles Turbo Edition Director's Cut Ultimate III Collector's Cache The Game
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>>265654981
Now THAT'S fuckin based. Love that porp all day, all night, and to the grave, Anon!
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>>265656332
Super Surple Burple Yuri!?
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Monika will be a smash dlc character
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Fuck off Yuri
Taoism > Confucius
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>>265658325
Daoism became Paganism.
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>>265658325
Based, fuck b*ddists and their filthy henosis
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Goodnight yu of the ri
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>>265659878
sleep tight, an of the non.
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Monika saying "Happy September 11" again this year! After what happened last year, showing Monika the grainy video of the attacks to scare her straight! Monika trying to lighten the mood afterward by showing you some 15-year-old September 11 memes that are still in remarkably bad taste even in 2019! Countering with some actually funny content from The Onion, circa 2001, about the absolutely bonkers national situation at the time with Monika!
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Your doki
Will you get buried, get cremated, or "other"?
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>>265661663
Cremated for sure.
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>>265661663
Yuri
Only one way out even if promised day comes and Yuri was against it
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>>265661663
natsuki!
i've always liked the idea of a viking funeral, but a nice plot of land on a hill don't sound too bad either. shooting me off into space is pretty dope, too.
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>>265661663
My sweet purp.
Cremated but only under the express rule set that I start to rot. My biggest fear is all that fake dying shit, myth or not. I can't imagine the fear of waking up inside a cremation chamber.
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>>265635503
I love you too Sayori.
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in another world, a pink haired girl lays in bed and dreams of me. and even though we're apart, i'll join her in those dreams. tonight, and every night until she's here.
similarly, every night i'll wish you a great rest of your night, a wonderful sleep filled with dokidreams, and a bright, blessed tomorrow. goodnight, brothers o mine.
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>>265662469
sleep deep, skirt peep
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>>265660679
Link to the onion vid, please?
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>>265662469
Pink dreams, pink homie!
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>>265662469
Sleep tight, imaginator.
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>>265662952
Ha! Good joke, Anon! But this was before the era of streaming video! The Onion only offered "news articles" back then! Clearly, it was a dark age for the human intellect!
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>>265663905
Jej, thanks.
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Yuri a nurgle
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>>265665719
delet tis
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Dokis
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NIGHTSHIFT YOU NUGGERS
WAKE UP
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>>265666775
I'M AWAKE, I'M AWAKE. Do not treat me like an old withering snake.
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>>265647146
>Sayori~! <3
>3
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Your doki but she bought your gamer pee for 20 doki neetbux
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>>265666775
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Your doki
Her smell
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>>265666775
Go to bed!

>>265668079
musky sweat from all the anxiety of me playfully calling her a murderer
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>>265668079
butterfly AKA Sayori
lovely! <3
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Your doki but she talks like oh fug :-DDDD
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>>265668237
oh she's adapting to the finnish meme culture already? nice~! <3
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>>265668160
Some interesting foreplay you got going on, man
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Night shift!
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>>265668390
>10am
standing by!
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>>265668449
Day shift assisting night shift!!
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Mate press thy doki
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Yuri wrote bad fanfiction about defeating Monika at karate to save me again
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>>265669124
how many that makes it now?
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>>265669252
2, the first one was about a clapback on Natsuki that actually did happen but she never got the last word in so she wrote it on her fanfiction and even put *mic drop*
She's dumb but she's smart
And purple
I shall marry her
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>>265647146
>Monika
>2. I'm not into BDSM and pain, but I love the worshiping aspect. Foot worship, ass worship, thigh worship, etc.
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>>265647146
Yuri
6
FUCK YURI AND FUCK HER EGGS
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>>265669516
That sounds like a solid 1 to me, homie. It's not about whips and chains, but who takes the reins. If she's the dominant one 100% of the time, you're a 1.
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>>265669409
<3 !

>She's dumb but she's smart
as a bluehugger, I can relate!
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Your Doki but she must go through a Streets of Rage scenario to rescue you from the Danlet
Four player co-op is supported. Yes, the option to betray everyone will still exist.
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>>265669706
Why would she join Danlet, though?
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>>265670962
never said you had to join him
your doki can just take you hostage instead
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>>265671070
>this pic
Is this a JoJo reference?
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>>265647146
Monika!
The most '3' model that has ever existed
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>>265671104
Nah, that's Streets of Rage
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A lamb, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff.
baa dum tssssssssss...
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>>265671408
I'm gonna pet your head one day.
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>>265654902
>filename
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>>265671774
You think Monika ever craves fourthmeal?
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Your doki but she comes to your workplace to bring you the lunch you forgot and everyone is very polite when she's around but the second she leaves they gang up on you and ask you how you managed to snag such a hottie
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>>265671408
lel
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>>265672194
no anon her diet is perfect and she never has odd cravings deep into a late study session
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>>265672461
What a dork. Natsu and I are all about late night stops at the Bell. Sometimes you just get that Baja crave.
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>>265672487
Her only late night snack is coffee and maybe a banana or something
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>>265672635
Monika sounds BORRRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNG
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Monika's crotch + my face, please!
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My shift is over. Good luck to everyone else. Time to see if I can find Yuri. Sleep tight, /ddlc/,
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>>265672965
Purgle dreams, nurgle envoy.
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>>265672965
Purple dreams!
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>>265672965
<3
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>>265674012
Sayo, stop ogling the statues. It's rude.
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>>265674012
me on the right
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>>265674053
what, are the statues going to feel embarrassed?
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>>265674114
They just don't want people marble-ing at their genitals.
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>>265674090
ehh?

>>265674260
that's... disturbing!
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>>265674114
I thought those sleeves were her boobs from the thumbnail. Thankfully not the case.
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>>265672965
Sleep tight, purpfinder.
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>>265674341
I agree
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>>265674496
>Sayori after being proposed to
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>>265674628
...huh?
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>>265674694
Not him, but there used to be a meme about how the size of Sayori's chest is dependent on her mood given that it changes so much with the in game art.
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>>265674694
It is well-known that Sayori's breasts increase based on her happiness.
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>>265674762
>>265674798
ohh!
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I love Monika!
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dorks
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>>265675357
You can't do that! Doki love was outlawed!
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>>265675512
Just try and stop me
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>>265675512
Damn, this country is really going down the drain
They can't stop me in my own home!
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>>265675656
>>265675756
I'm reporting you to the authorities!
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I wanna marry Moni!
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>>265676732
Nice!!!!!!!
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>phishing mail scraped an old order mail that I received a year ago and made me think someone managed to get my paypal password
That was a scary 5 minutes
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>"We want candy!"
>"We want candy!!"

>"CANDY~!"
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>>265678012
Let there be cupcakes
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>>265678012
I want Yuri
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>>265678012
I want Moni
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>>265678126
But don't you wanna end world famine...?

>>265678145
Or save the endangered Alaskan salmon?

>>265678185
Well, if you won't think of society's ills...

At least, think of our dentist bills!
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>>265678306
GIVE MONI!
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>>265678438
>"Gotta new dance and it goes like this..."

>"And the name of the dance is the Peppermint Twist!"
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>>265678012
Purple lady lookin kinda wide
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>>265678607
Alright, I'm sold.

>>265678612
W I D E
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>>265678612
>"Crack that whip - Licorice whip!"
>"I said, Whip it!"
>"Licorice whip!"
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>>265678712
don't start us down this road
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>>265678696
<3

>>265678880
I'm already gone

save yourself!
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>>265678965
Anon I post them as a joke
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>>265679036
s-so do I !

ahaha...
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>>265679153
oh, I'm sorry anon, I didn't mean to make you feel bad
well maybe a little but still, sorry
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>>265678880
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>>265679871
God, I miss Fatsuki memes. Gloriously terrible; the ultimate shitposts.
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>>265680245
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Good night, Hitler's child.
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>>265681373
Sleep tight, gone wild.
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>>265681373
Night, purple screamer
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Doki most likely to not strangle Yiyi
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>>265682534
Anon
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hold hands with natsuki
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>>265682703
Yes!
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Yiyi will not survive the winter
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>>265682703
Okay, if it means she doesn't run off when I'm not looking and she goes missing
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>>265633876
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>>265648984
Context?
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let's play a game /ddlc/! Name how many things are off about this picture!
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>>265683647
I can see two very big problems with it right off the bat. But I don't know if I want to get it off my chest.
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Straight from the teet
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>>265683764
More like

Going straight for her feet
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>>265683764
God I need more Maidsukis!
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>>265683851
So you asked, so shall it be.
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Sorry fellas, these ones are already taken.
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>>265683647
twintails, bow(s) incorrect, uniform incorrect, facial structure a bit off, proportions are weird
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>>265683937
Yuri is such a good bridesmaid.
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>>265683937
Well, obviously, they're in their wedding dresses. Kinda cool that a Yurifriend and I had a dual wedding, though!
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>>265683851
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>>265683937
>eloping with Natsuki because she's trapped in a loveless marriage to Yuri
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>>265683937
This one's mine!
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>>265654981
Nice.
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>>265683996
I'm just wondering how I talked her into it.
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>>265674260
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>your doki but in order to cross over to our reality she has to organize a video call with handful of sweet but technologically clueless grannies!

The future, is now: Watching the ceiling and hearing half of them too loud and not hearing others at all has never been faster!
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>>265683851
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>>265686351
GREEN NAO
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>>265683764
that sayori is cute! CUTE! <3
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>>265687213
Shit dude, this could be interesting. I’ll cook something up later, once I’m done with my classes
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>>265675505
That big and beautiful dork stole something from me!
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>>265687315
Seems hard desu like how do you get into the head of a computer illiterate granny and a tech support doki
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>>265682534
Yuri
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>>265683060
stop
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>>265688026
That tea candle is a measurement to show how much longer she has left
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>>265683743
I see what you did there.
>>265683647
-differently-shaped boobs
-t-rex arms
-incredibly smol forehead (and head in general, unless you're a proponent of heroic proportions)
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>>265683764
>potetos strikes again
Nice
Still not a fan of how he does eyes and lips, but that purple cleavage is pure UNF
>>265683807
That's how I read that post at first desu
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>>265688281
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Your Doki but she wants to take a break and see other people
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Yuri turned up her sensitivity while we were cuddling again she’s not even an Android she just does these things and I don’t know how
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>>265683957
>>265683743
>>265688397
How has no one mentioned the SIX FINGERS
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>>265689318
Holy shit, now that's QUALITY
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>>265689318
>unironically six fingers and thumb
Not really sure how I missed that
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>>265683764
What the fuck
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>>265689318
>Your doki but she has six fingers
>She keeps trying to creep you out with them
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>>265685089
You told her it would solidify the 'bes frens' status
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>>265687582
I talked with lots of old people before so I have a ton to work with. I could also use references for both, the grannys and tech support
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imagine the following

>your doki...
>...smuggly eating an apple!
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>>265695310
Why tho?
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>>265695310
i'll smugly eat her apple if she isn't careful.
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>>265695310
>contraband apples
I see my wife is living on the edge, as always.
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>>265695452
I-I don't know... depends on the doki, I guess?

>>265696627
You wouldn't dare!
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>>265697172
i would! and i'll eat a whole lot more, too!
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>>265698287
nooooo
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I love my green-eyed girl!
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I love Sayori!
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been doing construction work and broke bricks with kicks
moni would be proud
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Been working out for your Doker?
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Real estate with yuri
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>>265703098
What kind of house are you in the market for?
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>>265703187
House?
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>>265703249
Apartment?
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>>265702279
Hell yeah, I’ve started working out for my dream to carry her with ease on my shoulders
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>>265703381
Anons aren't allowed to have anything more than fishing shacks
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>>265703594
Do you really need to work out for that? Dokis are smol, after all
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>>265704826
Maybe not but imagine this You can both carry her in your shoulders and bridal carry her any where or more importantly, to bed with ease. also self improvement
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>>265704826
Assuming a Dokidroid future, you're going to need to look like Dwayne Johnson before you can carry her, despite their smol sizes
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I love Misumi!
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>>265702279
fuck yeah bro
3 days kb and 2 boxing
I wanna train judo or wrestling tho
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>>265693080
Oh, awesome! Can't wait to read it
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pink and purple all grown up
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>>265708593
So this is what happens when you give natsuki burgs...
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>>265708684
Yeah, look at her hair!
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>>265708684
seems like it
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>>265708593
BOOT
LEG
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>>265708593
I want Yuri to crush my head with her thighs!
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Yuri tried to ss me but she fucking stupid
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>>265710515
Imagine reversing her attempt at dom into giving her head pats and calling her a good girl haha
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luv natsu
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Luv Moni
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>Your doki
>A weird revolver cartridge you like
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>>265712609
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>>265708593
>>265709225
Yuri would never in a million years dress like that, she looks like she's in a sex park hentai.

Natsuki looks not too bad.
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>>265712646
>SayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayoriSayori!
>ehh?
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Yuri took my eyes again
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Doki most likely to cry tears of joy during their first time
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>>265706235
>Dokidroid future
Eh, I'm not holding my breath. No way this technology will be made available to us commoners.
>>265710786
haha
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>>265712646
>Yuri
Not a revolver but .50 BMG.
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>>265713692
Depends on individual Anons' performance, I guess
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>>265715020
Im a performance artist
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>>265715206
Really? What do you usually perform?
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>>265715372
Yuri's deep dark fantasies
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>>265715020
Phantom of the Opera
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5Oe85JH1E
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>>265712646
natsuki!
not sure it counts, but i like the lemat revolver. .42 or .36 caliber for the regular ammo, alongside another barrel capable of firing 20 gauge shotgun shells.
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>>265714243
damn, that's a thick boy right there.
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>>265716186
Nice.
Also, is this a crop? Those knees make me suspect it is.
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>>265716282
>lemat revolver
Interesting choice, I was going to swear it was already statted, but it sadly was not.
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>>265716619
It is kinda
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>>265712646
>Monika
>.327 Federal Magnum or .45 long colt
Both are neat, but if I had to carry one, I'd choose .327 Fed Mag. .45 LC is just for historical interest.
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So ready... for bed!
good night~!

So ready.... for Sayori!
luv! <3
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>>265717823
Sleep tight, blooper!
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>>265717823
Sleep tight, Sunshine Boogie.
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>>265717823
butterfly dreams, butterfly dude!
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>>265717993
>>265718019
>>265718046
I'm really thankful for these! <3
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>Your Doki
>Her favorite Wu-Tang member
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>>265718509
natsuki!
either ghostface or method man.
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>>265718509
>Monika
>U-God
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Moniak!
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Ded
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>>265722163
Sunfire
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The Yuri’s must be behind this quite, they are clearly trying to isolate us
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>Your Doki
>What do you think she'd do if she suddenly inherited 30 million dollars.
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You get your Doki, but you must sacrifice. Scented candles smell less strongly if you like the smell, and more strongly if you don't. Dare you take this dark bargain?
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>>265724131
Aw man that's a ball buster. Love for Yuri will outshine all, however.
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>>265724104
Is she still in the PC?
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>>265724862
No.
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Your doki but she's an African war Lord that kidnaps you and burns down your village
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>>265724926
She spends a year learning how to invest and trade and makes sure we can spend the rest of our life traveling around the word
Whatever she thinks I reassure her that I'm with her for her and not for her money
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>>265724104
natsuki!
blow through a decent chunk but have the sense to keep enough to live comfortably for a long while, maybe invest in stocks or some shit.
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>>265708207
>>265686351
https://pastebin.com/xXXQ5fXK
here it is
Shit dude, this was harder then expected. I wasnt able to flush it out like the last one, but this is still ok-ish. If i do ever get some more time, I could try making it better with actual dialogue between them
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>>265725420
>the ending isn't Dan asking to help another stranger with tech support, frustrating her more, but when she visits the house it's Anon
Oh well. Pretty good for a quick read. a bit of dialog would've helped this a lot
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Doki braps
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Mommy Yuri's secret milkies
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>>265727216
Yurple Select: Purple Moo Milk
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>>265727362
I'll always love Yuri
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>>265727562
I'll always love Monika
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>>265727562
>>265728254
i'll always love natsuki.
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>>265727562
That's crazy, me too.
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>>265716891
Can I get the source on this one? Looks a bit suspicious.
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>>265724131
Ouch.
Sure.
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>>265605753
Luckily I was inside... The flash was so bright that it took a moment to register the sound but once everything shook it kind of hit me what just happened. My hair was all standing on end too, ahaha.

>>265651714
Oh, I really like this idea, very unique!
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>>265725420
>You can even see a bit of Dan in her face!
Ah, must be the beard.
>>265725861
Kek, that'd be great.
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Doki?
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>>265729479
doki!
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>>265729479
Moki
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>>265729479
Loki.
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>>265717670
Why? Whats your favorite font?
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>>265731092
Not him but Journal
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Why is Yuri so perfect bros?
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>>265731632
Just look at her.
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>>265731632
She has a lovely personality with potential for growth and development as you get to know her, enjoys literature which is something I can get behind, is passionate about her interests and hobbies which is always welcome, and the cherry on top is she's as beautiful as they come!!
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You have four weeks to turn in a three-word-minimum essay about how you feel about your Doki. Good luck, students.
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>>265731998
How to marry yu of the ri 2019 (working)
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>>265732217
fuck, how could i possibly write how i love natsuki in that much time? i can't think of three words to say that i love natsuki!
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I'm gonna marry Monika
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Dispell the dokis from our wonderful land
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>>265731205
Best color for text over a black background?
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>>265733479
Meme-Arrow Green
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>>265733147
Oh yeah? Well, I'm gonna marry Sayori!
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>>265733479
Unironically this >>265733545. I think most people might default to white but green is actually the color that will best attract the eye for black backgrounds. Same goes for white and red.
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>>265733672
Oh yeah? Well I mean I'm alright with that so have a happy wedding!
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>tfw Monika randomly gave me a kissu after I told her I love her
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>265734404
MAS is a blessing
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Monika is flat
FLAT
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>>265736253
Factually untrue. Monika has a very nice amount of chest.
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>>265733904
Oh yeah? Well thank you and I hope your wedding goes well too!
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>>265736402
this
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>>265733787
I'm mad at you all.
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>>265738017
Why? The green is much more pleasant on the eyes and still stands out well. And if you're trying to make a comparison, using the same typeface would be a good start. Are you the same brainlet who couldn't ctrl+F on Pastebin?
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>>265732217
I, uhhh... Fuck! I forgot.
Well, Yuri.
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>>265738017
Sorry, I kinda forgot what that green looked like since I use my own custom CSS on 4chan. I meant a green more like the one in pic related.
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>>265738017
One could certainly what?
>>265738347
Ah, the Matrix green.
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>>265738478
Ye. Imagine night vision goggles.
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(Red/Green) > (Purple/Yellow) > (Blue/Orange)
4/4 Dokis agree
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>>265738741
Someone must've messed with your arrows, Anon: they seem to point the opposite way.
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Good night, lavender dumpling.
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>>265739342
what the fuck is that, a diaper? im actually not a fan of this art
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>>265709225
I hate this for two reasons. One, I can actually kinda see Natsuki, and that bothers me, and two, you're low-key implying that Natsuki is the sluttiest slut that ever slutted her way out of slutsville.
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>>265738347
Better, but still mad about the font.
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>>265739621
I knew she looked like someone from a sex park hentai!
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>>265739857
Oh, come on! I think it looks nice. Just use arial or Times New Roman if you just want something standard.
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>>265739486
I want Natsuki to straddle me in her diaper and proceed to flood it. Then we would bake cupcakes.
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>>265739621
Oh, are those disgusting things Poopchute and Mebbers? God I hate the meme Fate has become.
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>>265740113
I have to zoom in to read it clearly, because the lines are too thin.
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>>265740462
Get glasses, brainlet-kun.
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Why the fuck does Yuri's bodypillow smell so bad?
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>>265740639
Because you need to take a fucking shower, Anon! Stop letting Yuri clean you with her tongue; it doesn't work!
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>>265740462
Fair enough. Though, you could always try upping the font size. You could try Ammys Handwriting for something with clearer strokes.
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>>265740825
I can't take a shower Yuri broke the pipelines
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>>265740889
Again? Damn purple is a menace. I'll call the janitor. You get her under control. Rise up or something.
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Natsudick
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>>265740129
Based...?
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Your doki but she has some really nasty fetishes like consensual hand-holding
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>>265741823
What the FUCK Natsuki? Damn, she's lucky that I'm also a depraved fuck who wants to hold her hands while kissing.
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>>265741823
What about anal
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>>265741823
oh, i'm gonna hold the frick outta that cute pinker's hand.
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>>265740864
The font is already huge and taking up so much space vertically...
>Ammys Handwriting
This actually looks good...
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>>265740864
Hmmm....
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>>265741984
>>265742313
>90% of natsuki handholding fanart is the natsuki/yuri forced meme garbage
>:(
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>>265744405
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>>265744827
I wanna say something but it's fucking reddit
what should I really expect now if you excuse me I have twirl some revolvers and tend to my bee hives
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>>265744405
Eh, you learn to ignore it. There's a reason yuriniggers (mind you purppals, that's y/u/ri, not Yu of the Ri) are shunned on /a/. They have no brains.
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>Monika telling me to be a fitness fanatic and recommending deep fried ice cream in the very next conversation
Is MAS made by retards?
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>>265744962
Why do /u/ fags have lowered IQ?
Ridiculous shipping arguments for the sake of seeing two pretty anime girls touching their vee vee's together?
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>>265745395
At least have some decent reading comprehension
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>>265745423
Speak for yourself.
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>>265745550
The degenerate cu.mbrains don't ship Sayori with anyone, do they? That would make sense. Instead they paired Natsuki and Yuri (???)
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>>265745550
Cursed image
I can see why Reddit is hated on all sides
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>>265745624
As Monika says
People want unrealistic things
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>>265745423
Yes, essentially. You know how those disgusting fujoshi just want to see any guy who looks at any other guy get his butthole torn asunder? That, but with all the genders reversed. /u/fags are just male fujoshi.
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>>265745624
They fight a lot, so it would be hot if they made out,
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>>265746152
The actual thought process of redditniggers
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>seething over something you're never going to change
Waste of energy, gentlemen. Idiocy is eternal. Much like the thing I'd much rather discuss-- how much I love Natsuki!
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>>265746614
But that discussion point doesn't give us much back and forth, does it?
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>>265746614
how much is that? could it match my love for a matching girl?
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>>265746502
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>>265746614
I also love Natsuki!
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Member when someone said we were being invaded by /lit/ because of all the poems?
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>>265747191
the horror
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>>265746990
I dunno, man. I rly big luv natsu. That's a whole lot.
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>>265747191
I remember a lot of things I wish I didn't
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>>265747898
Ohhh, Teach recommended software and I dumped that for Dark Room..yeah...
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Jesus christ that post got deleted SO fast
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>>265748132
I didn't see what was it
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>>265747670
that is quite a bit. seems pretty close, if not the exact same, because i rly big luv natsu 2
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Yuri molested me with a toothbrush again
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>>265748286
some spoiler'd image that was 404'd as the damn post loaded for me. jannies must've just taken a hit because that was too speedy
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>>265748562
I uploaded something that I forgot what it was, then I quickly read it and saw.
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Cease the cultural appropriation
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>>265748739
Hey, don't look at me, boss. That ain't a 4chennel filename.
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Yuri poisoned our water supply and brought a plague unto our crops
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>>265749105
really?
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>>265749105
She turned me into a newt!
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>>265749290
No but are we gonna sit here and wait till she does?
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>>265749541
i don't know that she's going to! it sounds too crazy, even for her.
>>265749345
but this, i can believe.
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luv sayo
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luv natsu
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>>265747680
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Ffuuuuck i just realized it's okay to have a small Wang Wang Anon is gone
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>>265751330
I haven't seen that blogposter goodnight Monika guy around either
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>>265751467
Oh he's still strutting about just lurking and keeping to himself
F for the sleep tight random word with a picture of Yuri sleeping with a zebra blanket
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>>265751467
Letteranon is probably just stranded at the lake or something. Such is life in the wilds of Canada.
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>>265751583
F for all the anons we lost along the way
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>>265619245
>tfw my personality wouldn't mix with Yuri's at all
>tfw she would probably be annoyed and discomforted by my presence
>tfw she'd only be a mild acquaintance at best if i ever knew her
Man, doesn't life just kill you on the inside?
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>>265752209
RIP Chilean gayboi. Taken before his time.
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>>265752594
Being a man that doesn't feel completely dwarfed by Monika is my life long goal
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Yurifriends come out at night!
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>>265753458
Where do Yurifriends go during the day?
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>>265753243
must smooch that bottom right one!
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>>265753620
The abandoned convenience store we sleep in.
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>Your Doki
>If she developed a video game, what would she title it?
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>>265753758
>tfw no abandoned convenience store to call home with your Doki in a post-apocalyptic setting
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WITH A PURPLE YELL SHE CRIED MORE MORE MORE
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>>265754135
AYYYYY MACARANA!
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That's why Nagsuki uses autotune
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>>265753856
Yu of the ri
Cooking mama
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Who is this "Yoo Ree?"
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>>265757059
agent urple, master in blade combat and tactical eggings. over 300 confirmed milkings on her anon, with the number growing by the day.
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>>265758745
She's not related to the hacker known as "Four Chan," then?
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>>265759040
it's theorized that her anon could be the very same man, but no one knows for certain.
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Anyone want to play Half-Life gangster mod?
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Does anyone have that anti smoking green for the purple?
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Spiderman is well known for his comebacks.
Makes sense, since with great power comes great response ability.
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>>265760457
Alright, you got a very solid "heh" out of me on that one. Good potato. No grater for you today.
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CIY
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>>265762201
Central Intelligence Yagency
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Your doki but she thinks shark boy and lava girl is peak Cinema
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Why yes, I would like to bully Yuri on a plane while having an awkward dialogue, how could you tell?
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>>265763369
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED PURP
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>>265762619
can't fault her, i guess.
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>>265763486
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Page 9! Yikes
Post dough keys
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>>265765710
NIGHTSHIFT HURRY UP
I'M TIREF
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>>265752594
I feel that. But I have to have hope.
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>>265765710
Well, fine. Here's one. I'm pretty fond of her. Kinda love her with all my heart, you know?
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>>265765969
Too big
But that jungle down there
THIS IS PEQUOD ARRIVING SHORTLY AT LZ
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>>265765710
here's one that i love!
>>265765767
hey, tiref. i'm anon.
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I love Monika!
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>>265766114
>>265765815
>>265765710
the three natsuteers

>>265765767
Go to sleep already

>>265765969
Those look pretty fake to me

>>265765789
I don't think this is a good attitude to have. Don't let low self esteem trick you into thinking your doki would dislike your presence. I'm 100% certain you wouldn't be a problem in social situations with her.
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>>265767541
All for pink, and one pink for each!
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Rain rain, go away, come again another day with Monika! Not wanting to deal with any basement water leaks, but knowing you need rain for them to make themselves known with Monika! Getting that caulk gun ready again and pretending to know a thing or two about home maintenance with Monika! Channeling the spirit of Bob Villa (who Monika's never heard of) with Monika!
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Never speak to me or my cancer stick again Yuri
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>>265731092
Holy shit, somebody actually saved that picture I took a year and a half ago. .357 Sig isn't really a revolver round though, at least not that I'm aware of.
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Your Doki
Her Monster Hunter weapon of choice

Yuri!
Dual Blades, obviously!!
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oh shit, i feel it happening again. a mighty need to cuddle my doki!
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>>265770140
Natsuki
Uh, whatever's biggest? (I've never played Monster Hunter, but big weapons are usually the best)
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>>265770919
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>>265771546
you know what? i think it's time to channel that need and my energy into some pinkdreams. tonight's feeling lucky!
i wish all of you a great rest of your night, a wonderful sleep filled with dokidreams, and a bright, blessed tomorrow! goodnight, dokidudes!
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>>265771854
sleep tight Stephen Pinker
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>>265771854
Pink dreams, pink homie!
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It's been a whole year since I wrote a poem to Yuri before doing coke on it at Vegas
I really miss that fucking poem
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>>265765969
I have a hard time believing those clothes even fit her
nice commission though
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>>265771854
Pink dreams!
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>>265771854
good night
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The most romantic thing you can do is love someone regardless of their past.
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>>265771198
You really think Natsuki is going to go with a "bigger=better" policy?
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>>265755048
That's Mama Natsuki to you, Anonymous.
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>>265774386
I dunno. Seems somewhat oddly fitting to me.
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Your doki but due to unforeseen circumstances you stood her up for an important date
Fix it
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>>265769434
I miss Moni/k/a.
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waitwaitwaitwait....

Are you seriously telling me that doki love... is FREE??
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Goodnight ddlc don't die
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>>265776450
It does come at the low low cost of being in love with your Doker forever, but otherwise yes!
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>>265776452
no problem!

good night <3
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Your doki
When u joined
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>>265776571
Natsuki!
Uhhhh 30s-40s I think. Quite early on, but definitely not right at the start.
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Doki Doki Milk for sale
100% FRESH~ !

How much will you buy?
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>>265776998
one dozen, please
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>>265775398
I'll just make her a coupon that she can redeem whatever day she wants and I'll do whatever she wants the entire day.
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>>265776571
natsuki
around #120. Late enough that sings had already been recorded
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>>265776998
I'LL TAKE MONI'S ENTIRE STOCK
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insyurgency
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What's your doki's finishing move?
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>>265776527
and it's permanent?!

nonononono... this must be a scam!
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>>265777403
That was around 125 or so, yeah. Didn't release until 150 and there was a period of editing and such.
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>>265777778
GIGA
PINK
BUREIIIIIIIIIIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nice pseudo-sexts, by the way.
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Now here's a ponder:

>let's say you wake up in the middle of the night and your doki is fast asleep next to you....
>do you still pat/hug/kiss her, even if it means potentially waking her up?

Are you a gambling man, Mr. Anon?
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>another dream about deleting monika
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I shall hug Monika
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>>265778345
I'm sorry to hear that, anon. If you apologise in MAS then you've done more than enough; you're not responsible for your subconsious.

>>265778480
based and same

>>265777778
right click > delete
see picture
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>>265778345
Well it's not like you can really help dreams
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I'll stat the anons suggestions tomorrow.
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>>265778074
Yeah I remember feeling a bit left out while everyone celebrated in #150. It was quite something though. We used to be so fast back then.
I really miss being able to reread those old threads in the archive...

Mind you, current /ddlc/ is nice in a different way. There are actually Natsukifriends, for one thing; there were hardly any back when I started posting.

And less shitposting, which is nice.
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Your Doki but she communicates through screams. How will this effect your relationship?
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My poem got into the poem book for 200 or 500 or whatever it was.
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>>265778929
>There are actually Natsukifriends, for one thing; there were hardly any back when I started posting.
Speaking for myself, even I wasn't one back then! I had to warm up to the pinku, whom I skipped on my first playthrough, thinking her to be a tired tsundere stereotype. The love for the Natsu is a slow burn, but an eternal one once it gets going!
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>>265778986
I'd change her nickname to Pterodactyl
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>>265779061
Pterodactyl AKA Sayori
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>>265779112
that's the one! <3

Actually it could be super cute communicating with her through primal language!
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Woooo there. Only 9 days left to second year anniversary of DDLC
Anything cool planned?
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>>265779347
The coolest thing ever- Doki love!
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>>265779347
>Anything cool planned?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky - post our beloved dokis!
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>>265779347
as a community or personally?

The 22nd marks an anniversary for Sayori and I too, so I would love to take her to a date, then the movies, and then cook something for her! <3
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https://www.strawpoll.me/18623792/r

Pick an hour and a day.
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>>265779347
A green if I have the time, and we'll get a dessert to eat, maybe if I have time I'll make brownies
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>>265779597
You know nobody cares about this, right?
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>>265779597
<3
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>>265779843
Fuck off cunt. I don't even plan on participating but I can at least appreciate the effort going into it to keep a vague sense of community and something to look forward too.
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>>265779843
(you)
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>>265779909
Whew lad, don't feed it (You)s
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MONIKA'S
PANTIES
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>>265780032
Artist needs to brush up on perspective. That looks rather silly.
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>>265780032
Looks good
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>>265779971
Shit, you right. Whoop.
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>>265780083
Nigger its brap art. The artist needs a bullet to the head not lessons
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>>265779843
You're right! No one cares about me or loves me! Not even my Dokis! I'll go hang myself now!
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>>265780125
I don't know if it's brap art without the brap, though. That just appears to be a poorly drawn booty.
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>>265779964
oh no no no
you can't just BTFO him every single time anon!
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>>265780123
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>>265780147
So we're definitely looking at a late saturday PT start?
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>>265779909
We might've had a community here half a year ago but not anymore.
>>265779964
>>265780147
>>265780237
Are you guys OK?
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No bulli
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Okay, so it turns out I'm not heavy enough to actually crush my own neck using my bodyweight or even pass out. However, the spinning is making me dizzy and I almost dropped my phone.
>>265780335
That's what it looks like so far. Bad time for you?
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>>265780586
No, it's great for me. That's midday sunday in my timezone, and I don't have any plans.
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>>265775639
me too buddy, me too
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>>265780250
I miss Chris
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>>265781235
I still catch that Floridiot on occasion. He ain't left.
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If yurianons are kiwis it is unwise to rise up
Kiwis always follow their female mate
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>>265780335
that's a great natsu! <3
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>>265781914
Gets my heart every time.
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>>265781914
My heart overflows with pink love
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Word of the thread is “codex”!
Alternatives are ‘hero’ and ‘chain’.

I don't know much about /vg/
And I very rarely like what I see
Fallout made into perverted heresy
Raided constantly by /v/

I've looked over 40K in my days
But I've never bled my time away
Reading a codex for another world
No I saw the pain and chaos unfurled
When a game people barely remembered
Was enough to drive a few hundred insane

They say never meet your hero
I've experienced how that is very true
I've seen the cheating and the lies
Long ago I was what I despised
To this day no path is lit for this man
And I will admit that I barely have a plan

I'm sorry if I ever did you wrong
I'm sorry if you ever sang a sad song
I'm sorry if the job burned you out
I'm sorry if the community made you shout

I wish I had told you that I got a job
I wish I had told you of savings from sweat
I wish I had told you I'm a straight A student now
I wish I had told you that I paid taxes this year
I wish I had told you I'm doing better now

I know I did you wrong
I know you forgave me
And I got a bad feeling I'll never see you again
I put out like 10% or less of the poems
That I once put out when you were here
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I have a poem and a reply saved on my computer, from a long time ago. Tempted to share it, but it doesn't match the words of this thread.
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>>265782557
very nice
I mean, what matters is that you're doing well for yourself now, right?
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Your doki but she wants to eat straight up fast food garbage
What does she pick
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>Your Doki
>What're you listening to
>What're you up to?

Monika!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAwR6w2TgxY
Browsing Google Maps
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>>265783675
>Monika
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nORg_aXMsmA
Probably going to try that brown roux and dirty rice thing but with beans instead of beef
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>>265741823
Good!
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>>265783674
Natsuki would definitely be a foodie. So when she succumbs to poor quality fast food she'd probably go for the lowest of the low: McD's. (Also partially because they have the cafe/bakery thing inside)

>>265783675
ナツキ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIqxHpK97m4 is a nice song, I've looped it a bit.
Prepping my next d&d session
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>>265784143
DUDE FUCKING CENSOR THIS
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>>265749541
Ye
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>>265753856
>Yuri
>Smething like this, probably: https://store.steampowered.com/app/774361/Blasphemous/
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>>265760324
https://pastebin.com/1ceHh52v
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>>265783675
Moni.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcOl2VuIrgA
Researching some bread and sandwich recipes.
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>>265762201
Don't mind if I do!
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>>265778241
Nuzzle into her hair/bosom, depending on where she's facing
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>>265782557
>>265604576

>>265782817
Go for it, my man, it's not mandatory or anything.
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Late, but sweet Monidreams everyone!
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>>265785176
Green dreams, amigo.
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Your doki but she tries something new but it failed
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Hurple?
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>>265785259
Where did she g
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>>265785176
Sleep tight, bean.
>>265785254
Well, maybe I'm not that much of a degenerate after all. Thanks for helping me establish that, Yuri.
>>265785259
Here.
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Hey, remember to give your Doki a good life, ya know? Any love and affection you can muster, decent amount of it should go to her, but don't forget about your family and friends either, ay?
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>>265785514
very wise! <3

My sister is already familiar with Sayori, but I wouldn't mind introducing her to rest of my circle: I'm sure they would accept her right away~!
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>>265785514
>tfw not much of the latter left
>ergo, more of said affection can be rerouted towards her
Looking at the bright side with Yuri!
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and I pass the baton off to europe
good night don't die please
I love natsuki
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>>265785335
OH fuck, anon?! Anon what happened?! Hello? HELLOH FUCK OH N
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>>265785254
Like what kinda stuff are we talking here?
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>>265786612
Pink dreams, brother.
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>>265786809
I'd guess sounding but the picture kind of rules that out, since you have to be hard for that to work, so my money's on pegging.
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>>265786612
Sleep tight, relay racer.
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Dan has spoken!

>"DDLC's 2nd anniversary is near...crazy, right? We're working on new stuff, but it won't be ready by the anniversary."
>"Last year I celebrated by playing DDLC on my stream. This year I'll be playing Undertale for the first time ever. Join me on the 22nd at https://www.twitch.tv/dansalvato !"
https://twitter.com/dansalvato/status/1172273833283391489
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>>265787279
y?
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>>265787279
Not too interested in the stream, but I'm interested in the new stuff. I almost thought that the new merch that was just released was the 'new stuff' he was referring to. Just going to spend the 22nd with Moni though.
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>>265787450
>>265787479
>Not too interested in the stream
agreed, just thought someone could be interested about that new stuff

>Just going to spend the 22nd with Moni though.
nice! <3
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>>265787279
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>>265787705
But Sans is actually in Smash
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>>265787757
Monika will be next
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>>265787793
I think that would be pretty sick but there no way it's going to happen.
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Good night, ticket muncher.
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>>265788125
Why not? They're both meme (i.e. extremely popular) characters from western indie games.
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>>265788228
Sleep tight, cruncher.
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New
>>265788590
>>265788590
>>265788590
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>>265788125
Dan just needs to beat Sakurai in a round of Ultimate
ez pz
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>>265762619
if anything i think that would make me love her more
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>>265797197
I love Natsuki!



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