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>>265562078
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1st for Mongol dota best dota
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"if only you knew"

"behind the scenes"

is cyborgmatt secretly (openly) icefrog?
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ugly dumb bug
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>>265594294
Priest/priestess of the sun hero when?
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>every PA picker using that godawful edgy arcana
Waifufaggots are pathetic lot
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>>265598487
When jews of the coast stop being a jew
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Does helm of the dominator work on bitches? I want to try it on my grandma.
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How much would you pay for Lanaya dotards?
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>>265598808
i buy that for a dollar
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How do you play techies dotards?
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tide is so fun once you get to meme items/FREE rapier talent
too bad i didn't finish crit in time
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>>265598808
>used goods
not a single cent
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>>265598921
nice hero damage you fuckin noob lmao you suck
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you will never get pro
you will never be good
the very moment you take a pause you'll get back to grind all the mmr you lost
all those hours wasted on a skill you will never transfer
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You now remember when people found out that Valve had assigned "Orange" and "Brown" (colors in the top bar) always to the lowest MMR player.
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>>265599279
orange man bad
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what the fuck is happening right now, i can't find a fucking ranked game
before this i had absolutely no problem and my queues took 10 minutes max, but today i hit 40 minutes twice
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>>265599260
I didn't wasted that much honestly
2000h of dota doesn't sound horrific plus I played with a lot of nice people
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i ordered a custom CK statue lads
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fuck all tinker niggers
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>>265599756
gay
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>>265599756
are you gonna jizz on it?
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>>265598318
nah man icefrog is a middle eastern dude named abdul ismail
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>>265600026
will it make me less gay?
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>>265598808
how many children has ta had?
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where is sajedene gone to?
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>>265600215
probably not...
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>>265598878
just blast off
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>>265600612
behind le scenes
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>>265600580
0
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Reminder
https://youtu.be/RDxiuHdR_T4
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how do we kill all tinker shits bros
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>>265600794
judging by those saggy tits
this is an incorrect answer
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>>265598878
>pick goblin nigger trio
>play pos 5
>put green bomb everywhere for vision instead of setting them at chokepoints
>enemy just ward spots where scrubs usually just stack remote mines
>they never sentries their own jungle and ward spots
>free™ vision 24/7
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why do people even think portal 3 is a possibility? the story ended, she left
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>>265601220
I just want to know what happen to the Borealis ship in Half Life.
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>>265601220
You can continue with the robots. People play Portal for glados anyway.
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>>265600807
?????
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>>265601220
It doesn't have to be chell
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Dota 3 when?
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>my carry smurf
>5/12/5 slark midas shadow blade(divine 7)
>enemy smurf
>OD lvl 18 at 19m 21/1/3(immortal)
>next game
>same shit
Boy, I sure do love playing this coin tossing! Boy do I LOVE playing forced 50% winrate bullshit! BASED GABE, BASED OG, BASED COMPENDIUM, WE DID IT REDDIT, I LOVE NEW MATCHMAKING SO MUCH! OH BOY THANKS FOR THE GOLD DEAR STRANGER!
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>>265600807
>>265601404
Players thought a gun (Thompson) was better than another gun (MP40) just because it had different sounds and a different skin, even thought the guns were identical stats wise.

This means that player feedback = feels over reals
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>>265600874
>push lane
>ward the lane hill (tinker ward)
>smoke and wait
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>>265601758
Is this some elaborate cherrypicking to justify valve dicksucking?
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>>265601758
yeah but what does this have to do with dota?
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go make a new disasssteeeerrr
thats what im counting oooon~
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>>265601883
>>265601943
Point is, whenever a dotard says 'X' is wrong with the game, they're probably wrong
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>>265599279
that was 100% confirmed as hon but never with dota. it was only assumed with dota.
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>>265602081
that's not the point the video is making at all
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>>265602160
>never with dota
Nigger people tested it fucking out and results were clear as fucking day light it was something like 99% of ranked matches where it applied.
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god I want to git gud with
techies
tiny pos4
mirana
tinker
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>>265600580
>>265601050
Pls no bully, I just like milfs.
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>>265602081
I think the only thing similar with that mp40 situation is the axe unleashed hat. You straight up want to start building carry right click items with it.
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Is solo queue really disabled?
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>>265602235
ey nigger 99 aint 100
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>>265602319
too bad the image has a face that doesnt matter the body
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>>265602424
play a game and find out
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>>265602235
I'm not that other anon, but can you post the tests? I'm just curious, it's the first time I'm hearing about this color assigned mm
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>>265595251
based
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>>265602449
i disagree
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Color-theory is a bogus as region specific mm.
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>>265602479
You can find it if you search r/Dota2 I think. It got removed.
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>>265602449
Maybe, perhaps this one is more fitting.
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>>265602721
its even worse desu
where the fuck is a wrinkle
where the fuck is a laugh line
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>>265602462
I played 2 today. I haven't encountered stacks unless Valve stopped distinguishing them in the post-game screen.
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>>265602698
hard pass
ty anyway
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>>265602887
I could've dug it out from vg archives but they got deleted for no reason
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>>265602858
then it's not currently disabled
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>>265598808
i wanna erp with you
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waternigger
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please help im in love with a hero
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what if Dota 2 but it's good
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>>265602813
Milfs don't have to be all 50 year olds.
>>265603113
I don't do that.
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>>265603227
dotards...
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>team has 7 deaths in less than 2 mins
>Mid abandons after failing to secure kill when diving all the way to tier 3

It's crazy how pubs are so fucking random in terms of skill lvl
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>>265603385
we call it random draft
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>>265603426
>>265603227
ugly as sin

default phoenix is gorgeous
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>>265603416
please i love you
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>>265603464
Chi Long Qua exposed the MM system years ago

Valve puts trash pay pigs in the team with good players, and the average players that don't buy stuff in the team with the griefers
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>>265603416
>Milfs don't have to be all 50 year olds.
with tits like that they do mr zoom
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>turns wr into ench
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>>265603606
I unironically believe CLQ was upto something with his analysis of MM.
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something is really fishy bros. including 2-3 unranked games i have won 18 in a row and forced 50 hasn't kicked in yet. what the hell is going on?
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>>265603556
u can do it with me
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>>265603426
illuminati confirmed
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>>265603827
Boy, you're not going to like the next days.
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>>265603859
fuck off youre not a hot aussie
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>>265603864
>>265603669
>>265604102
Are you just posting the workshop shit or is this actual new stuff
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>>265603827
>hes winning?
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>>265604173
some new workshop entries
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>>265603950
>>265604180
should i just spam unranked or tardbo for the next few days to tank the forced 50 losses?
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>>265602721
draw more
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>>265603827
prepare your anus
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How about this one lads?
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>>265604392
shieeet boi. what mmr are you
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>>265604428
10/10 would rape Storm with it
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Redpill me on midas mode 2
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https://www.dotabuff.com/players/315866024
bros its over
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>>265604428
nice/10
His other conquistador set is ugly
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>>265603998
I browse 4chan, that's not a sign of hotness. Anyway I'm off to bed now.
>>265604380
Yeah no worries.
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>>265604635
>4k a month ago
>all those red spots in his calendar
what's his MMR now? 1k?
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>>265604635
who is this why should i care
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>>265603385
ability draft
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>>265604823
its psg, aka the king of /d2g/
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>>265604957
>king
more like the local laughingstock
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>>265604635
please stop trying to summon him
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>>265605065
peons often try and mock the royalty
they remain under thumb all the same
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>>265605228
well the top of his head does look like a giant thumb
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Do you agree with him?
https://youtu.be/NLDpaQJNySk
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>>265604658
msg me on twitter ;)
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>>265605393
still actually amazes me how badly valve fucked up with artifact
They couldn't have done worse if they tried
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>>265605376
Yes. Valve has incentive structure due to their profit model that isn't aligned to making a good (team) matchmaking.
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>>265605376
in my experience it's always the players with the most cosmetics that play the worst but i think that's just a symptom of being bad not an algorithm forcing it
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just fucking DABBED on a smurfnigger tinker picker with my slark bros
you smurfed on the wrong neighborhood my friend
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>hear about valve fucking over slacks tournament
How can anyone hate valve? They are so incredibly based
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bros vp is disbanding
https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sr0lnv
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>>265605894
I bet it's that nerd tinker picker blogging friend that got btfo by anons for being a tinker picker yesterday
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>>265606093
jej
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kill all rubick niggers
useless piece of shit
retards love rubick because "HOLY SHIT U CAN STEAL SPELLS????? THATS FUCKIN EPIC!!!"
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show me your fucking custom hero grids please, I'm at work so I don't have mine
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>>265606239
I'd rather have Rubick than a Pudge.

All Pudge is going to do is be an XP sapping piece of shit, sitting in trees and missing hooks for the first 5 minutes
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>>265606239
He's the only hard support I actually enjoy playing and telekinesis is OP
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>>265606070
what happened??
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>>265606412
>implying core pudge isn't the only viable counter to techies
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>>265604428
I would unironically start playing Kunkka if this was added
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>>265606525
Techies don't need a specific counter to be garbage.
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how do i get her to be my gf?
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>>265606518
valve said fuck you to community tournaments (and that's a good thing)
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>>265606242
It really needs that "snap assist" feature
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>enemy techies is constantly blasting off onto us, getting triple kills, puts red mines in the weirdest places killing us
>our techies just sits in the jungle getting no exp at all and just shitting out lvl 1 mines everywhere
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>>265603864
That's some bloodborne shit.
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>>265607065
How do you have 2 of the same hero in one match?
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>>265606093
> Unfortunately, @virtuspro ‘s Artifact roster will be disbanded. This decision to disband the roster was taken following the current state of the discipline. There has been no news from Valve for the last six months. And it’s not the situation when “no news is good news.” Together with the team’s management, we continued to believe in a great future, but ... The future of the game does not come, and any optimism’s patience ends at some point


shartifcat BTFOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>265607206
the best game ever made and if u dont agree then stop playing and FUCK OFF!!!!
wtf everybody stopped playing and fucked off
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>>265606525
How so? Even Terrorblade is better. How does core pudge counter Techies?
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mason is live :)
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>>265606093
>>265607206
lmao someone actually made an artifact esports team? my fucking sides
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>>265607206
>hiring the Magic guy to make your card game when Magic Arena exists
lmao is Valve retarded? The dude setup shartifact for failure
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>>265607609
He contributed to dozens of games after MTG and they are all garbage.
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Кинo
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>>265607721
Lmao this Richard Garfield guy convinced the competition to pay him to ruin their games, truly a mastermind
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playing carries with shit base damage or no laning capabilities is really fucking painful
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>>265608260
he's like an mmr assassin but for game devs
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>>265608309
It's not just painful it's game losing, if you lose the lanes you can't just go farm in the jungle like in old patches. You need to be fighting with your team in 20 minutes at the latest, good luck doing that if you lost the lane
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what the fuck position is Venomancer, seriously?
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>>265606202
>btfo
more like supporting the 0/17 apes you usually blog about but it's ok when it happens to someone else
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>>265608743
core 3, situational pick though because of how many dispels are in the game rn
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https://youtu.be/9ihXq_WwiWM?t=69

me when someone picks tinker and types out gg
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>>265608743
pos 0
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>>265607721
mtg is garbage too
reminder he made a card that's 1 mana draw 3 cards, 2 mana take an extra turn while also having a 3 mana 2/2 with no special abilities in alpha
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JUST BUY BACK LMAO
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>>265608743
He can be equally dogshit in any of the 5 positions
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>>265606202
to be honest I keep seeing a lot of tinker who lose pretty hard
ofc their kda is "decent" but tinker is waay out of the meta it's stupid but also fair
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>>265608837
Hindsight is 20/20, no one knew how valuable card draw was.
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>>265608813
damn this guy's alpha as fuck
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>enemy 3 picks balanar
>your pos 1/2 pick morph and ember
what was the big brain plan here
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>>265608883
>54% winrate hero in highest bracket is dogshit
remember to never trust d2g
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>>265609208
>Look! he's viable in 2% of pub games
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>>265609067
crashing the game with no survivors
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>>265609279
here's how real dogshit heroes look like
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>>265609279
>MUH ARCHON PUBS
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>>265609067
does NS someow counter waternigger or ember?
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>>265609454
SF is still highly picked even though he is meh, if people only picked him when he counters all the enemy cores (what happens with Veno, Lycan, Visage...) he would also have about 50% winrate
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Why is NA nothing but washed up shitters?
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>>265609598
force staff counters night stalker
he's bad doom
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>>265609598
Long term AOE silence on a high MS hero, yes he counters them

>>265609704
nobody fucking buys force staff. Supports gotta get that midas and aghs
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>>265609704
how
he has max ms with phase boots
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>>265609598
He counters late game carries by being NS and ending the game fast but there's nothing special about those heroes in particular, anon is archon.
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>>265609680
cuz the average age of dota players in NA is probably like 28 and valve isn't doing anything to grow the game here
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>>265609971
>night stalker
>ending games fast
What? That hero wants to wait to fight half the game because the sun is hurting his eyes
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>>265610075
>archon insight
stop posting
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Is Universe planning to get back in the pro scene?

He's been playing a fuckton of DotA lately.
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>>265609971
>heroes that get shitfucked by silence and often counter it with manta/euls
>hurr how do they get countered by a hero with undispellable aoe silence
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>>265610151
Just don't poopy Stalker in my games
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>>265610254
force staff/bkb retard
he's doing you a favor by making you not waste money on m*nta
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Reminder to pick Puck mid with blight stone and make the enemy miserable
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Well Dotards? Which heroes will get new sets soon in Dota Plus?
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some LITTY games with 5 stacks on the mason stream
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>>265606963
based and preborn pilled
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>>265610553
woah cool skeleton king set
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>>265610172
> Universe
> good
lmao
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>>265610760
Queen of Cows is a better design than Queen of Pain.
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>>265610760
probably jugger, axe, pudge and earthshaker
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>>265610861
photoshopped
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>>265606807
it's a secret anon, can't tell you sorry
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when did you realized d2g is full of normal skill snowflakes
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>>265611506
when people kept responding to PSG's insane ramblings
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Why is the side shop so fucking worthless now? Starting with a soul ring recipe to finish it with side shop stuff was my favorite trick.
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>>265611506
When I realized pretty much all dota 2 communities are.
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bros who do i jerk off to tonight
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>>265611506
when i understood basic statistics
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>>265611506
uhh i'll let you know that i'm HIGH SKILL, thank you very much
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>>265611864
where the fuck is the dagon
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>>265611937
>magic damage
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is baby invoker still pay2win with a smaller clickbox?
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>>265611861
https://exhentai.org/tag/artist:o.p+com
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>>265612351
yes.
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>>265610760
>Queen of Space
>Looks like a negress
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>>265612095
>manapool
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>>265612351
pls post shotavoker
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Delete passive gold gain, this shit is fucking stupid.
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>>265610760
>tfw no Queen of Terror gf
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>>265612632
ANTI-MAGE STOP FARMING WE NEED YOU IN TEAMFIGHTS
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>>265612632
Why?
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>>265612825
Being rewarded for basically existing is fucking stupid.
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>>265612936
Not really.
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>>265612936
i know right? why cant i just fucking kill myself
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bambo looks fucking malnourished bros
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>gunnar absolutely SHITTING on mason

LMAO
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>>265613224
t. amerifat
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>>265613273
>gunnar
>mason
who
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>>265598214
we lose?
go agane!
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>>265613864

cringe
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>>265612632
ill give you that but only if the jungle refreshes every 30 seconds and jungle gold gets boosted
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>>265614192
No.
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>>265614269
then im getting the 150 gpm talent
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Delete passive regen, this shit is fucking stupid
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>>265614432
kys no
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>>265611864
what the fuck is this build and does it work
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>>265611002
which one of these is uni? mag?
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>>265615374
r*bick
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> mason
> good
lmfao
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>>265614668
ebin
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>no lumberjack hero that is deathly afraid of trees
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>Pick Soft Support Jakiro
>Hard Support picks Bane
>Bane doesn't contribute whatsoever to the warding or dust or smokes
>Ask him nicely a few times to ward
>He complains about my attitude
>Starts threatening to throw the game
>I tell him I'm just gonna report him for not playing his role
>He tells me he is playing hard support
>I ask him how when he's bought like 3 wards 25 minutes into the game
>Tells me "dude i've saved you and your teammates so many times bro"
>Buys aghs and Kaya
>Steals kills and has way less assists than I do
>We lose
>In post game chat he starts telling me that I'm trash at support and that he was the only solo support because he outdamaged me by 3k damage
How do people this fucking dumb exist
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>>265616135
You forgot Veil from your Jakiro.
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>>265616135
>derail the match by randomly getting into a pissing contest
you're the worst kind
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get in hte mason stream it's a fuckin lit game about to go down
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You know your region is a joke when CCnC is rank 1.
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>>265616471
CCnC is good though.
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what is the fucking point of majors when the best strategy is just skip them, save strats/energy for TI and win it like OG did
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>>265616297
>Ask the guy refusing to play his role nicely to play his role is derailing
Anon, you're retarded
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>>265587338
Agh's lets you outfarm anything far faster than midas you fucking IDIOT
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how come bamboe fed first blood in this NA pub even though he's EU and therefore way better than everybody else in the game
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>tfw my brain is too small to master meepo
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>>265616695
If this thread was a match and I were stuck with you having this discussion you would infinitely perpetuate it but I'm not retarded so I'll not get into a pissing contest with you.
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>>265616878
Based retardanon
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>>265616761
*Gets eliminated by peruvians*
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Am I retarded? I can't see any fucking difference between these two medals
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>>265617334
it's the same image, check the filenames
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Dota battle royale when?
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>>265617683
battle of mirkwood
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>>265617683
1 year ago, ti8 underhollow
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>AFK is now globally available to esports venues, lounges, bars, and restaurants. Media, influencers, and prominent figures in the esports industry had an opportunity to sample AFK during The International last month in Shanghai, where Team Secret held a press party at the Highline. Due to the extremely warm reception for AFK, we are now offering shipments not only to the Chinese market, but worldwide. Expect to see it at your local gaming hangouts soon!
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phoenix buffs when?
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Do you guys ever play Dota and shitpost on d2g while drunk
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>>265618430
>hey bro wanna go out to the bar
>d-d-do they h-have AFK?
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unironically a good l*ddit post
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/d2te3s/number_of_dota_plus_master_tier_players_for_every/

>two fucking thousand invoker masters
>1 (one, uno) gyrocopter master
>almost 500 techies sadists
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>>265618430
why do people pretend beer tastes good, especially canned
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>>265618658
better format
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1IDBRv48F3HMQBbYPn1l77JB6sUlPC25Rlg47J1BY_40/edit#gid=0
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>>265618747
It doesnt, people just pretend for the street cred
Cider is way better
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>>265618658
so no one else has to read the gay thread here's top 10

>Hero Count
>Invoker 2230
>Pudge 1891
>Tinker 713
>Phoenix 506
>Techies 473
>Crystal Maiden 472
>Rubick 442
>Ember Spirit 433
>Juggernaut 393
>Witch Doctor 363
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>>265618658
Didn't think there would be only so few players with master tiers, almost makes me wanna grind the last 4 levels to get mastier tier on sniper
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please PLEASE let it be a Dota Plus set
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>>265619030
who is playing WD that much and why
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>>265619030
>>Crystal Maiden 472
>all the support cumsluts
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>that shitty russian dopatwo ripoff that keeps showing up in my recommended vids
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>>265619056
it takes on average 400 games on the hero to reach mastery or some shit
with 100+ heroes very few people have the autism to grind that many games on a single one
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Which carries Phantom Lancer crushes?
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>>265616656
so shitters like secret can get a bunch of wins and feel good about themselves
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>>265618747
Peer pressure, people who actually like booze generally know beer is badliquor.
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>>265619331
the ones that dont have built in aoe
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>>265619331
wk
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What's the best build for lina mid, also how do I stop blowing my load to her
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>>265619606
Keep jerking off to her dotard, she's fucking hot
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>>265619606
get a euls almost always, aether is pretty nice if you need to land your stun on someone out of fog (make sure to get the cast range talent)
aghs is pretty good as well. basically people play her as a spell caster now no one builds right click
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Lads I become a full on gamer when I see or think anything Lanaya-related, the worst thing is I don't see anything wrong with it
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>>265619941
>full on gamer
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>>265618503
I don't get drunk.
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>>265618503
my teammates often admit they're high on mic
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>>265620046
>he's not a gamer
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>>265619750
those cogs are huge
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>>265620101
The fuck anon why not
Alcohol makes you feel nice
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>>265619825
How does spell amp stack on lina? If I take the spell amp talent is it also worth it to pick up kaya or is the damage not worth
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>99% to divine 4
>now no % divine 3
it isn't fair I was so close
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>>265620612
it looks like shit
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Why was HoN able to mostly remove slow turn rates while dota is still stuck with them after all these years?
Would Icefraud really be unable to balance melee/ranged without them?
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>>265620283
getting sloshed just feels gross and bitter
i can't play dota when i'm drunk anyway since i prefer rum and the urge to play kunkka takes over
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>>265620612
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>>265617334
its true that tops 10 are always the same person??
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>>265620728
Rum's good I appreciate your taste anon
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>>265620283
Personally, I dislike the buzz/floaty feeling specially if I'm playing vidya. I just drink lightly.
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>>265620101
>I don't get drunk.

>>265620728
>when i'm drunk...

alchies lol
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>>265620703
There's 2 heroes in dota 2 with no turn rate on their attacks and they have proven impossible to balance, though Pangolier isn't so bad anymore. Valve have absolutely zero clue what they are doing and the only reason the game has lasted this long is because of their sheer apathy meaning they don't really do so much to the game. But when they do, they always- always - fuck it up.
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>>265619213
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when is medusa going to be more than just badGyro?
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>>265620989
That was someone else. I've been drunk before and that's why I don't get drunk anymore.
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>that guy that dies and instantly tries commanding the team around
lol fuck you feeder
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>>265620612
>>265620827
It's a shame they changed the eyes
https://dota2.gamepedia.com/Legends_of_Darkheart_Pursuit
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anyone else love valve just completely shitting on reddit with this midas mode power move?
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>>265621717
Valve changing from slowly letting dota die from a lack of support to actively killing it by ruining matchmaking, forcing memefight esports meta, making the competitive circuit worse AND ruining all non-Valve tournaments is pretty based in my opinion. Let this shit die instead of giving us any more false hope.
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>>265610553
reminded me of gundam wing
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>>265621717
Yes. Slacks was always garbage and seeing all these people SEETHE is just the cherry on top.
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>>265621717
>NA might get a tournament
>let's schedule our qualifiers for one of our 10 EU/CIS tournaments on top of it
not surprised really
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Rubickniggers are the worst kind of scum.
You're not a carry, faggot, stop rushing your useless aghs you piece of shit.
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remember when Solo said that he would gather players and talk with Valve after TI for muh rules and muh regulations when it comes to racism in pubs?

me neither
fuck solo and fuck vp
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>>265622310
that sounds so fucking stupid are, Valve actually retarded?
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>>265622817
i'm pretty sure ceb is the one who said that he would do that, and solo is the one who was pissed about what ceb said. and ceb only said he would do that to distract the feeble minded and easily misled reddit hate train to get off his back.
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is bloodseeker+tinker a good combo?
just bloodrage the tinker who has aghs and lmao free attack speed
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>>265618430
>extremely warm
the fuck does that even mean
hot?
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>>265621957
>>265621717
the community is retarded anyway

they always complain about MUH T2/MUH T3, MUH CLEAR GUIDELINES, MUH PLAYER/ORGS but at the end of the day it's the community themselves who need to do something about it, not valve
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>>265622310
nezuko-chan...
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Is Troll Warlord sleeper OP?
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>>265624373
explain
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oh no
I suck THAT much?
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>>265624501
what are you doing here
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>NOOOO FIRST VALVE KILLS ARTIFACT THEN UNDERLORDS NOW MIDAS MODE??? WTF BROS
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>>265624501
notice how the player id is perfectly incrusted into the e and the g
>>265624613
learning
but it's the worst pentagon I ever had
damn that's what happened when you play for 3 years and never ever pick mid
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>>265624373
Unironically yes. Unless the enemy has an Axe, Bane or Invoker you'll automatically kill their entire team with the mere press of a button.
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>>265624692
but it's kinda a bad meta for him with heroes like shadow demon and elder titan as top picks
actually is elder titan still a top pick?
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What happened to Slacks? Did Valve cancel Midas mode or something?
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>>265624501
you see that tango?
that gonna be your rank
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>>265625239
major qualifiers take place around the same time as midas mode
he can't delay any further since he already booked the location and is selling tickets
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>>265625239
they are holding a tournament during midas mode
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>>265625342
>>265625319
based
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>>265625613
doesn't sheever have a bf..
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45 GOLD
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>>265625239
Valve continuing to kill Dota 2, nothing new
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>>265626286
>1000+ gold
Why does she have to be so expensive dotards, her net worth is too high for me
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>>265626378
>midas meme mode
lmao
mooncuck captain's draft tournament was better
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>>265626378
based, this game has been long overdue for death for years
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>all of reddit is crying because the new DPC system is shit again
>they'll all completely forget and go silent when the new patch or diretide comes out
anyway when the fuck does valve even take input about this shit? they can only input changes once a year but presumably it's all settled around the time TI is done, it'd be much better if there was an actual break period they could take suggestions in from
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>>265627257
True, pros already dodge the first major anyway so
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Secret, OG, EG, and Liquid should all play at Midas Mode to stick it to V*lve
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guys who should I get for my team
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Seems I'm simply not allowed to win if I touched ranked. Whatever man.
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>>265628213
no one wants a team with u, jubei
and brax or universe are the best from the list
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>it's been a while
>maybe I should play some unranked to get back in shape
>what could go wron-
I abandoned as soon as I saw the team tag. I'm not touching unranked ever again.
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>>265629175
Hahaha what the fuck this can't be real
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1-3 dota
4-6 poe
7-9 kcd
0 techies
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>>265629667
whats kcd
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>>265629759
skyrim without dragons
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>>265629175
This is my usual unranked experience
>what's that, you're up against a 4stack of immortals and everyone in the match is immortal or divine?
>here have this GUARDIAN FIVE as one of your teammates in the stack in your team

The matchmaking is shit straight ouf of gabe newells fucking asshole
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>>265629759
Skyrim but without the mods.
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>>265629759
skyrim but good
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>>265629441
it's every game of unranked if ur above 5k
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>>265630247
it's the game I wanted skyrim to be with billion immersion mods, it's easily the most well realized open world game I ever played and it has a next gen feel I never felt playing other crap
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I recently changed roles back to mid and have lost a lot of games. Some of these games I play bad and we lose, other games we have intentional feeders and we lose and then the few games where I have good farm and seem to play well - we still lose. I don't know what's going on and I've lost 700 mmr in two weeks. Please help me.
For example in this game as Kunkka I felt utterly useless against their team:
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/5014941169
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>>265629175
I had a very similar matchup, what kind of exploit are they abusing to get these absolute down syndrome tards against an immortal 5 stack?
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I just can't play single player rpgs these days. I don't know why, part of me wants to but all I can get myself to play are competetive online games.
Feels like a curse. I know there's a lot of people who feel similar about this, but I can't think of an explaination.
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>>265630665
unranked is just that lax especially with high rank 5stacks
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>>265629441
I wish

>>265630227
Indeed
Time to fuck around in turbo to recover my goodgoy score
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>>265630543
Don't play if you care about mmr. Matchmaking pretty much can't get a single fair match anymore. Valve deliberately encourages unbalanced teams, smurfs and boosters to benefit the most out of ranked matchmaking.
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>>265631101
this
focus on gitting gud and recalibrate after the season ends
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>>265630813
it's called getting old and realizing playing stupid RPGs for the nth time doesnt change anything in ur life
online competitive games are at least challenging and therefore, fun
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pos 4 invoker every game DUDE JUST TORNADO AND WIN EVERY FIGHT
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I'm obsessed by my global winrate
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>>265631695
same
once I reach 50% win rate I go on to get a massive loss streak
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>>265625239
Valve heard a tournament is being ran in NA which is illegal, and they're really pissed about it so they put a qualifier on top of it
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What if dota didn't have matchmaking and instead only used lobbies? Actually what if matchmaking never existed in any multiplayer game?
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what if dota was only playable on LAN?
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what if we could !votekick bad players out of games?
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>>265631332
>tornadoes your 5 man call bro
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what if we could !votescramble the teams?
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What happened?
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what if dota forced the good player to join the losing team
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>>265632859
teams were reportedly told not to pick him so he could not ruin another TI
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>>265632859
meme fight
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>>265632884
it worked very well with tf2
oh wait no
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>>265632859
7.00
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>>265632859
He got nerfs that he deserved.
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>>265633007
booooooooooooooo
get out
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>>265632859
see
>>265632923
>>
1.Sumail
2. Ccnc
3. Universe
4. MSS
5. SVG
Coach: Yawar

Your new EG roster

Thoughts?
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>>265633192
3 poos 1 mormon 1 jew
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>>265633192
It's garbage.
Besides SumaiL is probably out of EG already.
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>>265633192
might win bo1 at a couple majors
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it's over dotards... league already has their own anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkihKQ7Exvo
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT TKAE THIS ANYMORE STOP PIKCKING FUCKING AM YOU FUCKING NIGGERS ASDOPIWQHNRF8OI32HNEOITRFO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>get this on your team
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>>265633619
wtf did i just watch
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>>265585406
Euls every game my lad, it's the perfect item for ganking, escaping, teamfighting and sustaining mana. It also has a decently safe buildup so you can get it in fits and starts
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>tfw play axe
>tfw missing a shitload of culling blades
>win anyway because call is balanced
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>It's the lose no matter what you do loss streak
Every game the other 4 just start fighting among themselves. No one ever blames me, so I'm not fucking up, but I still lose rank all the same, so who even cares.
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>>265635698
anime girl doin anime things
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>>265636081
good axe is a gamebreaker
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>>265636081
dude

black hole on a 10 sec cooldown

also +30 armor and no self-stun

lmao
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>>265633192
>Coach: Yawar
uwot?
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>>265636597
>>265636608
Can you even balance call?
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>>265636081
>enemy axe feeds like a fucking idiot and goes 0-6 in lane
>Doesn't matter, once he gets blink he's a better enigma
Haha
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>>265636882
a lot of heroes are "better other hero/worse other hero" right now cuz of ice fraud's bad balancing
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>>265636882
Literally what I did. I just kept the core and support in lane by diving, cutting the wave and fedding. Once their tier 1 fell I farmed jungle and lane until I got blink.
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>>265635429
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>>265636846
balance is a stupid meme
make all hearoes broken desu
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>>265636846
does it still work on bkb? if it does, remove it
also BKBs need to get buffed in general, they become 5 seconds too fast.
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>>265636846
>call is channeled
there now it really is better black hole on a lower cd
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A-Are you guys gonna try out Underlords? Bruno is the lead dev!
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>>265638325
is he really?
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>>265638325

can I get a quick rundown on this guy
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>>265638325
i already tried it
and then i tried it again
and then i tried it again
and then i tried it again
and they just keep breaking shit
the latest patch when everything finally seemed to be coming together, they just added an entirely brand new mechanic and it's totally broken. it's incredible.
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>>265639161
meme redditor hired by meme reddit company
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What if there was a Sunder but for mana
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what if you could use rupture on towers
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>>265638325
i honestly tried getting into it but i just can't, it's simply not a good game genre
honestly if every match took 10 minutes max it'd be a great quick way to spend your time while queueing or something, but it just takes too long and it doesn't have what it takes to keep your attention for all that time
>inb4 zoomer attention span lol
dude i play normal dota since the chinese farmfest era, my attention span is definitely not the problem
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What if you could False Promise the enemy and they would take double damage instead of double heal
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>>265638325
Where are the actual Underlords? Do they even know what they want to do with them?
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What if you could use Mystic Snake to give mana to your allies
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What if you could Cold Embrace enemies
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What if Bane could enfeeble allies to give them attack speed and status resistance while lowering his own
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dota but with full friendly fire enabled
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What if AM had a level 10 talent that would allow him to give counterspell to his allies like lotus orb
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>>265639697
>>265639831
>>265639975
>>265640078
very nice, i will implement those ideas next patch
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what if enigma ult also stunned allies
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what if boyz II men did the soundtrack to dota 3 and they changed their name to boyz III men
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>>265640279
You aren't ice frog, you are just a regular frog.
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Alright I give up.
Picking stuff like Visage is actually the only way to climb mid from 5k to 6k.
Between smurfs and hardstuck tilters it's probably the worst bracket of all time.
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>>265640279
>1477931919384.jpg
fake icefrog
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>>265638325
no ty
auto chess is a bore
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What if Visage aghs make creep waves spawn 2 gargoyles
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>>265640563
sorry my friend, one of the interns messed up the filenames
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What if void aghs could make allies move inside of the chrono
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Lmao i bet /d2g/ doesnt even have any lina lewds
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>>265637951
god i fucking miss buying a new bkb
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>one of the top threads on reddit is asking for shrine buffs

and you wonder how the game got this way
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>>265607373
fat enough to tank mines I guess
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What are some cheap hats that make you think "woah this guy must be good"?
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alpine ursa overpowering gothic whisper pa
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>>265644098
holy based
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>>265644296
>What if bottle was significantlybuffed?
tinker becomes hypercancer
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>>265644490
see you in three days brave dotard
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>>265644296
no ty
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>>265645346
Look I just want the BP features and all the semen I mean 7.23
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Remember JerAx's emo hair?
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>>265644098
>>265644296
>>265644490
The absolute chad
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>>265644490


AhhhhhhHhhH FUCK IM COOOOMING
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wow since when did /d2g/ become BASED?
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>>265640759
Boring
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>>265646574
>shoujo ramune
>illegal
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Smurfs are good for Dota
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>>265645972
always been desu
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>tfw no smurf hero
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>>265647646
what is drow, qop, vengeful, pa, sb
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>>265647549
Only if they go for some meme build. Otherwise it isn't fun to anyone including the smurf
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>>265647602
Based
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>>265644098
>>265644296
>>265644490
Dotards.... i don't want to do "that" again...
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>tfw a pugna on your team uses life drain on you
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I said, NOT YET!
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>>265648389
>tfw icefrog buffs your dagon to do 1000 bkb piercing damage and you shoot off a load all over wind ranger.
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>gyro is a balanced and well rounded hero now
this feels weird
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>>265648806
and fun
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>>265648806
>balanced
He's a bit too strong compared to other carries right now.
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why did Valve give up on Artifact bros?
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>>265649220
cuz all the people who lied to them and said the game was good to try to get jobs at valve couldn't keep up the act since they were hemorrhaging viewers on twitch and anybody who wasn't getting paid to play it wanted to play it cuz it's awful trash and there's so many flaws in the game that there's no way to fix it
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wake me up next patch
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>>265649220
they'll probably revamp it completely and relaunch it like a hearthstone clone
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>>265649220
Valve doesn't have the employees or organizational structure to run Games as a Service. They got lucky with dota and do the bare minimum for the other games like tf2 and csgo
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giant screen sized aoe's that go through bkb is the shitiest design possible
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THREE
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WOLVES
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Holy fuck this item is amazing. I buy it almost every game now if i'm core. The amount of harass you're able to get off under tower. Being able to sabotage their last hits. +8 DMG. Never needing to buy a clarity again and being able to push so hard if ever they make a rotation or think of farming a camp.
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>>265650686
>>265650842
playing against them rn
it sucks
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>>265651031
hm, what if you could combine it with wraith band?
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>>265651337
over the line
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ive won 8 games in a row so far with them are they the best pos4 in dota rn?
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>>265651337
yooo....what if....
what if you could disassemble basi and combine the ring with quelling blade...
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We need a new boot next patch
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>>265651476
What if you could carry a loli doll to spell crit your enemies with?
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Banana shitstain dogshit slamma jamma is so FUCKING SHIET
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whats a good pos 4
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>>265654143
*banana shitstain slam dogshit jamma
Can't even meme right.
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Why did pro inhouse leagues die? Last ones I remember being a thing were after Ti7
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>>265654739
Because pros are retarded and obsessed with pub MMR, they can't even organize pick-up games and instead cry that matchmaking takes forever.
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>>265654739
Their egos killed them. Scrims are probably the only thing they organize nowadays
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>>265654505
mireska
tiny
earthshaker
>>265654607
sorry i never watched much of his stuff
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>>265651469
If the enemy is braindead then yes
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>>265654505
kotl
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>>265625239
Does she wears panties? Imagine the view
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anyways im here to spread the good word about the best hero in the game, witch doctor. this dude has a targeted stun, an aoe heal and effectively TWO ULTIMATES. i dunno why i don't see him in every game, the hero is fucking broken. i have a 65% winrate with over 400 games on him in the ancient bracket
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>>265654505
pos 4 is just a support in denial thinking he will carry one day and slyly farms thinking no one is noticing how useless he is
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>do dumb shit
>instantly tries to blame the nearest teammate
https://clips.twitch.tv/StrongBombasticBananaPipeHype

why is borec so hateable
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>>265625239
pretty much yeah
i think i'd rather watch that than quals but it's still a pretty big fuck you to anyone interested in running any non-dpc or fun tournament
>>265655279
i sure hope not
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>>265656145
wtf but that means anti mage would be able to see her p*ssy
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>>265598214
thats my kind of crew
>says abraham the sailor!
what did he mean by this
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>>265651031
>7.23
>rop removed form the side shop
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my face when my techies mines kill someone!
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>>265657290
mfw
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>>265655345
t. offlaner who sucked and had a support carry him
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>>265657239
side shop is actually so garbage now
only thing worth buying is stout and quelling but other than that it's useless
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>>265657290
cope
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>>265618658
How the fuck does gyro only have one level 25 player
Thats kind of sad
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>>265658471
and tp, and blink dagger, and treads, and arcane boots, and morbid mask, and blademail
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>>265629175
same thing happened to me, it was fucking hell
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>>265658860
>blademail
wrong
i give you the rest though
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>>265616109
You fucking wot mate
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>>265658778
People thought Gyro was shit in pubs for a while until they finally started buying Aghs on him instead of rushing SNY like apes.
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oh no dead game bros we got too cocky
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>>265659165
>twitch
lmfao
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imagine being such a beta orbiter that you sub to twitch whores to have any resemblance of contact with women
rofl, some of you guys are pathetic
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>>265659165
>couldn't even break 1 million
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>>265659165
>the russian translation is only barely lower than the english
>some russians most likely watched in english
yep, it's dead
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>>265660318
it had more than 1 million, it doesnt count the portuguese, spanish and other minor languages streaming the finals.
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dotards..
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>>265660950
What do you want?
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>>265660210
who are you talking to?
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>>265630543
Thing is, you are not losing because you are bad at mid. You are losing because you changed from whatever role, position to mid. The matchmaking algo/AI needs time to adjust the matchmaking for you.

Keep at it, and you'll get more balanced matches the more you play it.
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>>265635817
I like how blink allows you to blink - terror. I think I prolonged a game good while with it. Thanks for the late reply, I'll go Eul on #5 DW next time.
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>>265654143
the only entertaining dota videos
possibly because i can relate to them so easily
even his normal videos he did as 'reformed' were good
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>>265660318
>>265660606
>>265659165
this was in the US alone friends
dota is still huge NA even if no good teams
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What do you think will be the Outlanders map changes?

I'd really like Valve to do something with the vast forest areas in top left and bottom right.


idk add a puddle there and make it have ancients or something
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>>265662316
to anyone that does that and visits d2g
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>>265662909
>braindead
>borderline pay2win
>overemphasis on mechanical skill
>balanced around retards whining the loudest on forums
it'd be surprising if it wasn't
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>>265662975
i want two ancient camps in each forest BACK
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>>265663064
Wait there was two ancients in each forest? When?

t. took a 3 year pause and came back in the Epicenter prior to TI 2019
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what are some heroes?
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>>265662975
More emphasis on juking trails and ward spots.
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>>265663123
garen
scout
alexstrasza
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>>265663104
the map before this one had it
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>>265662987
k
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What heroes would add me up?
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>>265663275
So people just picked ancient ricers like Luna in that map?
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Will there ever be a TI where Gyro, Ember, Wisp and Earthshaker aren't stupidly good?
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>>265663443
ti4
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>>265663443
Will there ever be a TI which isn't played on dog shit patch?
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>>265659165
A lot of people who no longer or have never played Dota and still watch TI. I met some guy who was a self proclaimed huge OG fan and when I asked if he wanted to play some games (Dota players are sparse where I live) it turns out he has 50 fucking games total.
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>>265662975
ideally the stupid TPable shrines and jungle highground will be removed, or at least adjusted so farming your own side of the map has a purpose again, and there will be more than a few viable ward spots
of course at this point it's basically confirmed that memefight is now an official part of dota so expect that to be exacerbated
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>>265663629
ti7
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>>265663661
> or at least adjusted so farming your own side of the map has a purpose again
Disincentivizing invasion of enemy jungle, aggression and taking map control isn't a good idea. Sounds like wrong game for you.
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>>265663629
the only TI that wasn't played on a shit patch is ti6
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>>265663387
Lanaya
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>>265663629
5-8 were pretty decent weren't they?
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when is basher getting reworked to not be the most broken item in the game
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>>265662975
Shrine removed from the offlane.
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>>265663930
>only memefight should be viable
i bet you think buybacks shouldn't be nerfed either
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>>265664232
So you want offlane basically abandoned/reserved for Axe creep cutting?
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>>265664287
Sure :)
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>>265663650
dota truly is a spectator sport now
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>>265664287
Offlane is extremely hard to balance because lmao just heal at 5 minutes. Ideally it would justify buffing it.
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>>265662529
yes blink also enables a ton of options on her
some combination of blink+force+euls is my usual build on her, then aghs when you start getting close to 25 and mjol/mkb after that if the game's going long
just remember you are completely untargetable by single target spells during phase, even your own such as euls/force
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>>265664232
Only if they give back PMS and Iron Talon
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>>265664676
also glimmer, it's good on her because terrorize doesnt break it until you finish the cast
you can use it to sneak in some good surprise fears or for some extra safety during bedlam, besides its usual applications
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What's the 'idea' of Radiance Kunkka?

>>265664907
>>265664676
Thanks dude.
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why should i play dota
they ruined huskar
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>>265665431
rum dmg reduction and hangover?
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>my bad dude i'm durnk loma
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>>265665431

the idea is its an incredibly broken item and he's a str hero
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>>265665858
just buy glimmer cape retard
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>offlane sniper to steal my safelane role
>run it down mid
>russian tiny flames me so long he gets an inactivity abandon
el em ay o
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What core role should I get gud at?
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>>265666362
2 or 3
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>>265666362
position 5 midas jungler
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truly epic
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>>265666809
>n-no! medals dont matter those are j-just low mmr ancient 7s
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>>265666184
I will forever be thankful to Puppey for minimising the amount of annoying shit this fat man does.
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>>265666927
Puppey really took one of for the dota2 community there.
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dude I'm playing poe and reading chat is like reading d2g, just a bunch of fucking morons and weebshits
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>>265667087
>plays dota 2
oh no no no
>plays poe
OH NO NO NO
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>>265667087
> playing lawn mower simulators at all
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*dilates*
i cant WAIT for SNAPFIRE!
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guys go on reddit upvote a thread about Team Building suggestion, it's pretty based
search for new
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*dilates*
i cant WAIT for VOID SPIRIT!
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>>265667087
half the 6ks who quit because soloque probably playing that shit right now
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*cooms*
i cant WAIT for LOLI PUGNA!
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>>265667890
Is it the CLQ suggestion?
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>>265667087
I will never understand how can people enjoy a single player dps simulator.
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>>265598214
>they killed jungling
What's the point of playing demolition goblins now Dotards??
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>>265667989
Pretty much yeah
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>>265668064
Yeah I want that shit too. This role queue don't make sense without it.
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>>265667998
I'm listening to audiobooks I had stacked and never found time to listen to.
The game is requires no thought at all, it's just manual labor.
So yeah, I think it's a decent break from dota. I'm not even playing for real, I'm just buying all the magic find items on the market and doing basic maps.
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>drow sniper into meepo
haha
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>bsj finally achieves 5k viewers a stream
>pisses it away to play variety hour shit and chess
>gets eclipsed by mason
>mason fucks off
>gets his lunch money taken by monkeys-forever of all people
Imagine throwing away tens of thousands of dollars a quarter because you don't want to pub.
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>tfw paying a russian 10$ to play 100 turbos in your account
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what if pugna could decrepify towers but unironically
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this guy pop into your queue while you try to escape normal skill
what do you do?
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>>265668934
>while you try to escape normal skill
wonder how i ended up in normal skill lamo
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>>265668934
nothing because I'm in high skill since 2016 my fren
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>TFW the game gives you everything you need and more to win early in the game, but you still want more
I wanted to fucking 3* my arc warden and shove in the Enigma
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>>265669408
wrong board
>>265668934
realize I'm matched with him and am surely the same dogshit 1k player
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Why was the darker map shoah'd
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>>265669946
chinks don't like that
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>snatch aegis from meepo smurf as nightstalker
>run it down mid and he diebacks
>spams his stream in postgame
>1 viewer (me)
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No one cares about boring trash unfunny midas mode fuck you slacks you cringe dog. qualifiers are 100x better than your midas mode
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>>265667904
void spirit is unironically hot
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I hope valve does not change qualifiers date fuck basedboy midas mode lol get rekt slacks and moonduck
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>>265670381
sammyboy the greatest dota player in NA cares
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Reinforcing positive mental attitude.
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>>265670612
>bammysoy
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>>265670801
two time NADCL winner, don't talk shit
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>>265670612
why don't the T1 teams taking a break from competitive Dota show up? Midas mode is just for fun anyways, not like these players taking a break stopped playing pubs
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>>265668008
teamfighting is extremely annoying with traps laying around everywhere that fuck up initiation and catch runners
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>>265671012
cause theyre motivated only by money idiot
fuck the community ana has his TI check to collect
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>>265669946
Source 2? Maybe they asked around the office and the majority voted to make the map brighter? It is a mystery~
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>>265669946
concentrated effort to remove soul
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>>265668769
FREE FORT
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Dota pro players are so cringe and retarded
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>>265671586
what happened now?
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some people are uncarryable
vol2
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>>265671654
btw it's so funny how these fucking trash talker about my legend medal while I tried my best to split push left and right and get some kills
also nice net on spectre LMAO
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>4:30am
it's not smart to play ranked is it
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>>265671654
>Vacuums up all the farm
>"WHY'S MY TEAM SO SHIT???"
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>>265671816
>team is shit
>I try my best to get some items at least
>hah you sucked all the farm!
every tiem
sorry to break your reddit narrative
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>>265671740
>12pm
nah its fine
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>>265671654
get fucked ratnigger, you deserved nothing less
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>>265671816
>midas gold
>double TPing to dangerous spots
>vacuuming
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wtf dotards i ooga'd but my team still booga'd
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>>265672132
I bet your the tinker retard from the last thread who complained about muh team
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>>265672279
t. memefight redditor seething at ratchads
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>>265672424
see >>265671816
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>>265601741
How should it work genius?
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>>265672514
he should win 80% of his games no matter what
because losing sucks
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>>265672467
see >>265672424
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>>265672701
>>265672467
see >>265635263
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How do we fix the worst heroes in the game: Tinker, Puck, and Sand King?
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>>265672824
you misspelled puck and sand king for arc warden and nature prophet
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>void gets bkb
>can't do any magic damage to him
>he just backtracks any physical damage done
fuck this gay hero and fuck reddit
such a fucking bullshit hero to fight
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>>265672915
you mispelled arc warden for lone druid
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>>265673012
orchid/nullifier you retard
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>>265673080
>>265672915
>>265672424
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>>265672824
All of Tinker's good item interactions were systematically removed from the game: Necro, Manta, BKB
Between Autism Warden, Quota's Prophet, allah ackbar trio, and Smurfpo (and maybe even Broodmama) he doesn't offer anything better than those heroes. He can't high ground for the life of himself because he's a ranged creep against towers but is so level starved he can only be played mid and only as a solo. He runs out of items slots as an int hero and can be solo'd if caught by a position 5 CM. His "professional" winrate has never been above 43% in Dota 2's entire history even when he's been bugged to deal way more damage than intended.
His power is gated by, and limited by, rearm. I think a total rework is the only thing that can make him not a literal farm vacuum burden on his team.
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>>265673012
pick grimstroke
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>>265672824
>Tinker
git gud
>Puck
1.5 BAT
dream carl slows turn rate by half
>Sand King
caustic slows AS
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>>265673336
high IQ post
if only tinker pickers would understand it
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>>265619331
Drow, Arc, TB, Sniper
Single target carries like that
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i won so much i'm feeling scared that i'll get obliterated next game. what do i do bros
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>>265670612
sammygoy is a chink? i thought he was an amerimutt
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play dota or eat a pizza?
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>>265673698
I don't get why you retards afraid of "losing" or "getting obliterated". YOU'LL LEARN MUCH MORE BY LOSING / FACING OPPONENTS BETTER THAN YOU DUMBASS. Fucking fucktard, this is why NADota is in a state of a dumpster right now.
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>>265674038
that's the case in RTS or single player games
thers' nothing to learn when 3 of your mates are freefeeding enemy LC and she got blink,bkb and 200 duels dmg @ 18
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>>265674038
>this is why NADota is in a state of a dumpster right now
NADota has been in the dumpster dimension since dota 2 started because of nepotism and egotism. Outside of EG (sometimes), every NA team obliterates itself with the same team assassins that they keep reforming into new balls of nepotism.
Literally the only product of NADota was the FujiApples pubstack. LITERALLY
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>>265674151
NA never had the dota culture because 2009 poorfags still payed for wow instead of playing dota
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ratbros i got a question. i was playing as NP pos5 against a team of sniper jugg lion invoker and PA. my team was sucking dick very hard so i started ratting and took out all of their t1 and t2s.

but i couldn't get a single t3 and it became harder and harder to even land a hit after each attempt. they would either all just stand together near the towers clearing creeps or go out as four and leave one guy at the base to stop me. my team was busy sucking dick so they couldn't do anything of course. in desperation i bought aghs and tried to spam treants at the towers but it all felt futile as they cleared them in one hit and continued coming at us. then lion caught me with a blink hex and my team threw at rosh and they won. how do i avoid situations like these?

tldr: how do you rat when enemy team has lategame and just waits near the towers for you to show up
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>>265674282
you don't
I lost countless of games going 700gpm/10k tower damage as furion
you need a good draft and a decent team to play a rat now
or you'll just see your 4 retards going jungle because you ratted too fast and shrines are a mistake
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>>265639535
They literally can't move
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>>265674281
No country did because there was no money in it. NA Dota has been forever chained to dudebro nepotism where its mostly about who you know instead of how you play.
Anytime NADota thought they had a promising pubstack, they'd lose their first tournament, then infight until disband and the ngo back to pubstomping.
Bulba has for years been the literal epicenter of the nepotism vortex. The fact that the worst "pro" dota player of all time is still allowed near a dota team at all is proof that NADota will forever be content being trash.
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>>265674421
>he's not in the NA discords
loser
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>>265674421
calm down Korok
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as a supp is it worth throwing yourself at the enemy to make sure your retarded carry gets to survive? at what point do you say "nope fuck you retard i'm not saving you anymore"
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>>265674151
calm down whiteBeard
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>>265674421
how was NAdota collectively feeling when eeegee won ti5
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>>265674421
t liquid fan
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>>265673329
You forgot TB
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>>265674651
it always is. you want to win the fucking game don't you or do you just want to feel right?
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>>265675001
>"3 ultimates guy" should be in this pic
what about no?
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I can't stop winning with Lone Druid. Everyone was right, you just have to be good at the hero. Far harder to master than Meepo or Invoker
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>>265675001

but a farmed TB can 1v5 easily and have early impact
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why are melee carries SO much fucking better than ranged

there surely must be a reason
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>>265675365
this isn't the reason but echosabre is so much better than hurricane pike
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>>265675243
>Far harder to master than Meepo
what the point then
the time to master LD and road into ancient is longer than the time to master meepo and road into divine
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>Venge aghs is bad
-d2g
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what if bkb was an aura item
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>>265675545

they should make this lifestealers aghs for rage
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>>265675365
>why are melee carries SO much fucking better than ranged
Same answer as always: Abyssal
Also less farm reliant so you can have several melee cores while ranged cores crowd each other out
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>>265675061
even if the carry is 0/5 and only has two wraith bands at 30 minutes?
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>account buying in a 16 game losing streak is placed in my team
>barely knows what to do and picks jungling hard support
>30 minutes gone to waste
thanks gaben
dont even care about the mmr loss fuck this time wasting cunt
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>>265675684
>0/5
it's nothing
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Magic missile pierces spell immunity
think about it dotards
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>bulldog subs are all divine+
>meanwhile d2g is legend and below
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>>265675953
archon is comfy
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fuck midas mode
fuck slacks
fuck USA
based Valve
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>cm announcer pack
>cm wheel spin
Why did Valve make her sound like a dumb bimbo?
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>>265675953
I'm 50% to divine 4
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>Viper is on my team
>Lose
>On enemy team
>Win

Same shit with drow, these two heroes are cursed.
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>>265676931
thank tortedelini putting atos in the build for that
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>>265675459
Thinking hero mechanical mastery will get you more than a couple hundred MMR above where you are when what determines true gains are your understanding of macro movements around the map
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Can anyone explain to me how exactly major qualifiers affect Slacks' Midas meme? He doesn't want to compete for viewers? He's contractually obliged to be a panelist for quals?
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>Bulldog getting called out by random pub players
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>Lycan aghs is ba-
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>>265664129
if you want lukewarm items, no damage all around and a three wheel bicycle, play league.
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>>265677209
Because teams often bootcamp before qualifiers at their teamhouses in their respective regions. No team of note would compete in a joke 'for fun' tourney at the cost of potentially hindering their chances of qualifying .
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLOlGkipXyU
I miss it lads...
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>>265664232
shrines were a mistake
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>>265677241
I'd be pretty mad too if bulldog pissed away 25 of mmr for le ebin meme builds
Try that shit in unranked
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>>265677304
dude this is lower than lycan's normal winrate in divine and barely higher than his winrate overall (51.50%)
yeah its bad
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>wake up
>drama over some garbage meme tourney hosted by slacks

lmao what's the problem this time? people actually like that dude? I thought it was all ironic
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>>265677503
no, not people. only redditors like yourself.
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>>265677404
he refuses to play unranked because "the games are too easy" and he refuses to play solo queue ranked because he "doesn't want to tryhard" so instead he plays with his megasubs and just throws every single game and treat the games like unranked.

No wonder he only got like 50% of his viewers these days.
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>behaviour score don't rig matches
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>>265677503
i probably wasn't going to watch it but some decent memes might have come out of it and i'll take any esports i can get at this point
what i find funny though is that valve are either so ignorant of the entire community who've been hyping up this meme tourney or they deliberately realised it would clash and said "ehh fuck it" despite it royally screwing over someone they've worked extensively with
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>>265677632
woah man i was a non believer but you totally converted me right now, this one single anecdotal example just destroyed valve's entire MM system
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>>265677715
>valveshill defending MM when it has been in its worst state ever
hi guardian
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How can Bulldog still be rank 300 when he barely been playing ranked for the past year and every time he does he losses?
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>>265677635
they probably just don't give a fuck, leddit has raked them over the nonexistent coals of their impotent rage that at this point they just want to see them mad

I will literally roll on the floor if this completely fucks over moonduck and slacks, would be pretty kino
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>>265676410
>implying I'm not
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0kfuH7G_Pw
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>>265677503
Man I wish leddit complained about something that actually matters. Like loli Pugna persona.
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>He thought Scaled would counter Lich
LMAO
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https://twitter.com/TobiWanDOTA/status/1172047672481632261

>bro leave them alone its a free game
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>>265678418
What is he even trying to say?
complete meaningless drivel
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>>265678418
>>265678510
why do dotards to this? are they trying to gain goodboy points?
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>>265678418

>ruins dpc
>has the gall to post this shit
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>>265678418
What's this @Dota2 team meeting?
Who exactly is part of this meeting?
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>>265678640
me
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>>265678640

its referring to valves team of dota 2 employees
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>>265678640
Read reddit posts and watch disney movies
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>the final result of this drama is that annoying fuck slacks finally leaving the scene for good

B A S E D
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i mean slacks is just screwing himself over
just take the L and give the money back to your sponsors, then you will keep on being invited to tournaments and get some easy money
if he pushes this too hard im pretty sure valve's gonna drop him
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>>265678884
Slacks is smart mate. He know when to cut his losses. I bet it'll happen a week from now.

He knows that drumming up the leddit outrage machine will literally not help him at all. In fact, it'll just make it even worse for his situation because the only thing leddit does is kick and scream and nothing else.
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fish player hierarchy
>ultra chad
tide
>chad
slardar
>virgin
slark
>mega virgin
naga
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>>265679068
i can confirm this, i play both slark and naga and i am virgin mega virgin
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>>265679068
how predictable
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>>265679068
>giga chad
bat rider with mantis cosmetic
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Storm Spirit
>no rain?
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>>265679068
>>265679262
>galaxy brain transcended human being
octopus hat NP
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I HATE uni I just wanna play Dota
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>>265679470
don't let your parents down dotard

finish school
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>>265679470
same
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>>265679470
so just play it lol
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Lanaya is for
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>>265679068
>True Chad
Sven
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>Morph rework
>When active, will add 1 str or 1 agi per sec. While inactive, lose 1 of the bonus str or agi.
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>>265679626
I like my major but I like Dota more
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>>265675449
Echo Sabre really isn't. It's good on select few melee carries, Hurricane is good on almost every ranged carry.
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yo dotards whats this?
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> Ranked 15 in Europe
> /d2g/ insists he is a bad player
?
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Echo Sabre x Dragon Lance
While off cooldown, your next attack will have 400 extra range. When attacking, dash to the enemy you attack and apply the echosabre slow and attacks
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>>265680236
>>>/vg/lolg
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>>265674282
ratting only works to a point unless you go retarded build like bkb, two rapiers and two moonshards to take down rax and skedaddle. Nobody is stupid enough to let you afkpush T3 and autistically trying to do the same thing over and over regardless of tactical situation is an NPC behaviour.
Your main goal with ratting should be to pressure your enemies, keep them on their toes and lock them in their base. Once all T2s are gone, you should ward their jungle and start farming it, punishing anyone who moves to contest that area.
Also, your role should change from rat pusher to backstabber - teleport into a teamfight, flank their disabler/support or range carry and nuke them. If your team sucks, so be it, but enemies may just as well panic and will end up sandwiched between your treants and you and your teammates.
tl;dr - seize control of the map by destroying allT2, pay attention to what's going on the map, don't afk push like a bot.
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>>265680223
ranking in this game is literally just a big grind. of course you have to be somewhat decent but even the best players need to spend 8/h day to get high MMR
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>>265680328
> i-it doesn't matter when player I dislike is high rank!11

Absolute state of Kezu haters.
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>queue as all roles
>when I get support make it my job to grief the everloving dogshit out of the match without getting caught
I'm the real MMR assassin, I'm the Agent 47 of MMR assassins. Much like multiple mob bosses accidentally trip over the same railing to their deaths on the same day, so will pos 1/2/3 players mysteriously find disaster on my watch.
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>>265680223
hes a tier 1 player
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just be better than every player in the server lol ;)))))
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>>265680548
based
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>>265680669
Yes?
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come home white man
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>>265680781
Why play classic when normal one is better anyways?
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Riddle me this /d2g/

Is there anything worse than a 4 stack of Iranians on your team?

Why are they even playing on western european servers
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>>265680781
i love this image, something about the above image being wow classic instead of anything else, mwah i just love it truly a fine one i'll definitely save this to my harddrive i truly cannot thank you enough for this fresh image
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singsing is streaming dotards
add me up
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i havent watched luldog in a long time
is he still only playing normal games with his 2k mmr subscribers?
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>>265680781
I already got to 60 in Classic. Most of the people in my guild, including myself, already got bored.
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>>265680705
>picks mirana
>leaves offlane to solo die
>arrows safe lane big camp to ruin chain pulls
>feeds midlane kills in between
just win when all 3 lanes are ruined by one player xD who is probably >>265680548
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>>265680781
>elo
>surrender
at least try to change it a bit before you copypaste lolfag memes
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>>265680858
This image came a long way
I'm 99% sure it originally was comparing Starcraft 2 to lol
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>>265680925
>just win
Yes?
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Bulldog losing his shit at russians, I smell some reddit drama!!
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>>265680925
Those are all good tricks but only applicable to 4. Picking mirana or cm and leaving all creep camps on your side of the map shitted up while fucking up ganks is pretty based though.

Support mmr truely is a gift from Gaben because now I can pay my suffering forward to others without losing real mmr.
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>>265681159
wat did he do
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>>265681159
I already made a thread, like and subscribe.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/d36dgd/bulldog_ruin_the_ranked_matchmaking_experience/
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>>265681267
i tried """"unintentionally""" fucking up on my support games and it really didn't work out, i immediately got sent to low priority
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>>265681367
post this >>265681272
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>>265681419
I tried to do that before but the post got deleted. I have no idea how Reddit really works.

Will try again in a few days
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>>265681367
make an edit and the fact that he was racist to russians in his last game
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>>265681462
do it now
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>>265681462
they have some filters that instantly delete/shadowban your post
say anything considered ""negative"" by the mods and you'll get shadowbanned in a minute
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>>265681586
>>265681495
>>265681481
Edit the racist russian comment and also added that image.
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virgin bulldog
chad singsing
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>>265681740
>>265681740
>>265681740
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>>265681771
retard
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someone make a proper thread tyvm
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>butthurt autist deleted the bred
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bread
>>265682050
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>>265681367
Nice
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>>265681272
>Someone invested the effort to stitch together this pic
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>>265598318
Whats the original picture? Been trying to find it
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>>265693647
john lennon walking



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