Last Thread: >>262322689Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:>players become dumber>byond got the DDOS>shitters chimping out in the thread over comedy gold>Diety Link attempting to defend their shittery>What is Space Station 13?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Embed]http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc>New player guidehttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basicshttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Helphttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Shortcuts>Roleplay Guideshttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/A_Crash_Course_In_Roleplayinghttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Space_Law>BYOND clienthttp://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station serverbyond://game.ss13.moe:7777>Test serverbyond://ss13.moe:1337>Public server listhttp://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13>How do I connect to the servers?Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location">HELP CANT'T CONNNTECT???????You need at least version 512 to connect now. Try the latest beta first (through the BYOND launcher), it should be functional.If not, here's 512.1464 which is confirmed to be mostly unfucked http://www.byond.com/download/build/512/512.1464_byond_setup.zip>/vg/station forum and logs + Discord circlejerkhttp://ss13.moe/forum/http://game.ss13.moe/logshttps://discord.gg/c32NDYj>Map renders collection: updated sometimeshttp://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/>Coderbus, here!https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstationhttps://discord.gg/G468vcr>Round Statshttp://stats.ss13.moe/>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!http://ss13.booru.org/>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o [Embed]>Nostalgiahttps://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans>OP Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/raw/wxfcmd71
Remember back when the worst tuber exposure we had to worry about was just Randy P. Chessmaster, who was also at least a good player and knew how to RP.
>>262472036fuck off randy
I T SC U L T
>>262471321>Radgun>MehI'm going to write a better pastebin brb
>>262472036randy is ok but he often comes off as annoying and full of himself with his protagonista complex, plus the fact admins on different servers give him help and special privileges. Like when he was revived a few times on CM when he got killed by turrets during some bus. He often sounds like he knows ss13 through and through, making him a bit pompous. Apart from that he's more or less alright I suppose
>>262471321>shitting on the sing beaconAre you unironically retarded? Put that fucker near the comms console/bridge or by Evac for maximum effect. Combine with memeshard for maxiumum keks and salt.It's a decent tool. Whether or not it's good is debatable, but it's got applications if you're not a smoothbrain.
>>262471321I don't understand why we don't at least port traitor items from tgThere's no point in having a couple unique items if they're so shittyEven the fucking mime item they have does what ours does but ten times better
>>262473309>/tg/You must go back
Why the fuck is ambient noise louder than the goddamn jukebox and why is there no option to turn it off
>>262473438Prove me wrong nigger
>>262473309If you want to play like in TG then just go to TG, it's not that hard
>>262473761t. /tg/ apologist and rapefuge
>>262473953Prove me wrong nigger
>>262474041>I have no argument, and instead of attempting to illustrate otherwise.. just gonna default to the same nigger behavior that got me perma'd from my home, /tg/, in the first place>So now I'll screech and shitpost until cancer from their codebase is infesting /vg/'s!Zero t, zero iq retards should be hung
>>262473882By that logic /vg/ shouldn't exist and everyone should play on bay>>262474414Nice projectionStill haven't presented an actual argument, let alone proven me wrong
>>262473309>weHow about YOU port the items, you lazy shit.
vox are your friends
>>262474760Damn, got me
>>262474532I like /vg/ for the original content added long ago by the people who didn't want to be renamed bay
deity needs a diety lole fat
>>262475150>original contentThe most interesting part of the server since the day it was added is the stolen jukeboxThe biggest standout roundtype that isn't just the basic shit from five years ago with minor additions is the fucking trash cult
262474532>the chimp keeps flinging it's shit with no sense of self-awareness or the barest shred of irony
>>262475150I like you, anon.
come visit the meth lab
Someone port Monster Ultra Zero to the game so I can play a boomer.
did any of you meet sseth on vg or any server? most of his footage was from vg
Just how big of a zero t smooth brain do you have to be, to perpetually spam some shitters name because you're utterly incapable of forming a coherent argument?Cope
>>262472665tex made me try /vg/, t. TG refugeebefore that I wanted to get into it but I was finding the code too archaic, I still do actuallybut community here is nicealso, MoMMIs
>>262471321God I wish we would have antag standards
is there a guide somewhere on how to use the bank accounts? cuz I have no clue where ATMs are or how they look like and I don't know how to make transactions from my bank (I know the send money function on the PDA but that doesn't use your bank right?)also is there any reason why you shouldn't put your ID card into your PDA at round start to save space for a belt?
>>262477562ATMs are in a different places on the walls in the hallways, just put the ID, go to IC tab, click Notes, copy bank account number and PIN, and withdraw credits also, don't forget to log outalso, I can't imagine not putting my ID into the PDA and having free belt space, same goes for not using altclick to eject the ID and ctrl click to eject the pen
>>262473882>Pretending /vg/ isn't filled with /tg/ code
>>262477431Just once, one round, I'd like there to be a quality antag who wasn't utterly hellbent on killing everyone in the most banal and over-done ways possible.Am I asking too much?
>>262479160NoQuality antags run contrary to our values
>>262472036>Tfw I accidentally turned Randy to stone as a cockatrice as he was trying to make food>Tfw I accidentally turned several others to stone as wellAt least it got into a video
>>262479551This is indeed the worst timeline.
>take home the blob we were supposed to containquality work
>>262479839Wish the heads weren't such pussies so we could BUILD.
>>262479551This but unironically, why bother with gimmicks when the validhunter is just going to stun and haul you towards round removal
>>262480190this dudeI recently disabled all antag roles cuz of this shittery
>>262480190i made my gimmick look like a bus last night so no one would validate me
>>262480190just be more robust than the validhunterLMAO git gud
>Bitching and moaning about TG shitters but then turning around and complaining that you have bigger problems with validhunting faggotry than they doClassic.
>>262480190If you antag right, no one can be sure you've done anything at all.
>>262480190I always try to disable antags non-lethally, either by taking away their toys or perma'ing themI remember a round when we had 3 vampires in perma, good timesSadly these days I'm more tempted to just kill on sight
>>262485319Cringe and reddit pilled
>>262480190>there are shitters who don't, or simply can't due to being smooth brain retards, valid the validhuntersSad!
How to play Cult:1. murderbone the whole station, no survivors2. selectively clone people you need for your cult rituals3. ?4. NarSie has risen
>>262487020>implying they'll willingly get cloned knowing there's cult around
>>262487020honestly that was a godly plasmaflood
do people memorize all the chemistry shit or does everyone have the robotics/surgery/chemistry pages on the wiki open while playing?
>>262487419You begin with reading 100%, then you eventually memorize the most important stuff. Robotics and Surgery are quickly learned completely. Chemistry is more difficult but I can make the basic chemicals without the wiki
>Just want to gather some tools, find a cozy place to hole up in, and spend the round playing with shit>Instead of actually doing what they're supposed to, some cultnigger decides to ruin my round for no reason>Round went on for over a fucking hourYou know what, everyone should 100% just validhunt, letting these noRP fuckers run around with impunity like glorified greyshits is a mistake
Redpill:The person who needs to be banned for this flood is either the mapper or a coder.Distro and waste are sometimes connected magically on roid, without intent from a player
>>262487815maybe play a single player game then
>>262488075that's what I figured
>>262488558All I know is someone flooded and when I got on the shuttle it was just me, an out of power borg and two cultists. Maybe 3 if sec was also cult. Everyone else was dead.Apparently this wasn't an antag who flooded I guess
>>262488558Accidental (?) plasmaflood
>>262488684that's why the round is taking a while to start?
>>262487258How long did it take until the entire station was as hot as the interior of a steel mill smelter?>>262487815This is why I go out of my way to out, expose or outright fuck up cult rounds at any expense or cost. >>262488075have sex
>>262488727Yea just look in the logs in like 3 mins if curious
>Everyone was culted according ot end of round>I still wasn'thow the fuck do I keep not getting culted, I want to use the cool ghost power to spy on people with the benefit of being able to go back in my body
>>>sonixapache Plasma flooded the station as a nonantag to "kill the cult". This is the last warning, any more shit will result in being de-adminned. Expires: 2019-08-21 17:51:23o im laffing
>>262488276>You should play a single player game if you don't want to deal with niggers trashing shit
Dude what the shit?WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT MY MAN>plasmaflood entire station to kill cult ANYBODY ELSE AND IT WOULD BE AN INSTANT PERMABAN
>>262489002>It didn't even work, cult was on the shuttle>literally just cult on the shuttle
>>262489002where did you see that? its not on the bans page
it's not on the pan page you are being memed retards
There was a scrubber pipe coming from the plasma contraption crossing three pipes, including waste and distro.That probably connected those, happened to me when roid just came out, too
>>262489002fake and shitglasseclipse is full of it
>>262489423nope, the plasma contraption was filtering plasma to the cannister, and it was running since 12:15
>>262489303But what about the ban page?
>>262487419i always have the wiki page open. Here's the one for meds, at least the "most needed" meds. Chems on the right are for step by step chems for doing the cryo ( you need 5 plasma in the beaker)
>>262489423Can we remove roid now?
>>262487419If I need to make something I don't make much I just CTRL+F Kelod. This puts you at keloderm in the quick chem list, just above how to do cyro.
>>262489583it's my least favorite fucking stationalways super laggy always super glitchy and now we didnt even get a vote and are forced on roid for the second round in a row
Why is plasma orange and called "phoron" on some servers?
>>262489002Based and redpilled
how do I create a potassium grenade? without killing myself that isstep by step pls am retarded
>>262490008They're trying to be more "serious" and live in FEAR of Chadsma.
>>262490008Plasma is a state of matter (more precisely, a ionised gas)So other server just wanted to have good science points and came up with that name
>>262489923Agreed, it sucks and is forced down our throats.I would rathe rhave bagel than this shit.
>>262489002>sonix ever being shown the doorProofs?
>>262490514its a memethe plasma flood was definitvely caused by a mapping error on roid
The issue has been found; roid distro and waste are linked at roundstart.Poor engineer tried to succ out his plasma and ended up flooding the station by accident - and the scrubbers trying to remove the plasma from the air kept just making it worse.We're looking into solving it.Can I get a "FUCK ROID" meanwhile?
>itt zero t brainlets who hate the only good map in the entire rotation
>>262491118where are you guys reading this shit
>>262490101take two beakersfill one with waterfill one with potas.put both into the grenade assemblyscrewdrive an ingiter and timercombine themscrew drive the assemblyput it into the grenadescrew drive the grenadedone
can we make breaking into medbay or whatever and using your le epic meta knowledge to make yourself a cure or whatever ban worthy or atleast valid for security to brig? fuck off breaking into stations is so common its ruining the immersion
>>262491546it's literally against space law
>>262491328I always have trouble getting igniters and I have no clue where timers are found is there a way to reliably get a big amount of igniters? I always just steam them from the tool storage in some stations and have no idea how to obtain or make more
>>262491668but noone ever reacts to it or does anything about it and I don't understand whyam I allowed to just injure or flash people like this on sight?
>>262491692There should be some in chemistry, tool storage, and tech storage.They can also be made with autolathes (science, cargo, mechanics) under the assemblies tab.
>>262491979alright last questionare potassium grenades better than IEDs?
>>262491546Whenever I'm rolling Chemist, I've always got a spray bottle full of pacid and a beaker or two of lube ready just for such retards. Slip, spray, disposal ride.No muss, no fuss, but plenty of salt.
Can't wait for either: Sonix to be told he was in the right by V*ers or for the entire thing to be "forgotten" about and never be talked about again.
>>262492098They can punch a hole in the station if you use full large beakers, but IEDs can have small(tiny?) items attached to it. Attach glass for added shrapnel. Attach bullets for extreme shrapnel. Attach donuts to shitpost.WaterPotass grenades also have set timers where IEDs have slightly randomized timers, which is important for not having it thrown back at you/blow up in your hand (grenade being better since you can time it the same every time).
is serving mind breakers as a non antag against the rules?
>>262492971Why would you do that?
>>262492971Reminder spacing people as non-antag isn't against the rules if they were being a shitter.A shitter constitutes: anyone the admin team doesn't like, making their ckey instant-valid at all times.
>>262493267just a prank bro
>>262492971leaving floorpilss is okay as nobody forces anyone to take them, forcefeeding LSD is shittery but you can cure hallucinations easily so it's not a big deal
>>262493486not force feeding but tricking like putting them in pills that are also used for medical
>>262493327I've been killing people as non antag quite a few times and so far I haven't been bwoinked even once, it's okay to kill annoying shitters if it's IC issueI am always nice to whoever is nice to me, I don't care if some shitter slips me but if somebody crosses the line, I start the hunt
>>262492971It's not, but only in the same vein that your being lynched and removed from the round for doing that and being a turbofaggot isn't against the rules.
>>262490008Phoron is what Bay calls it nowadays, which is okay enough because plasma is a fourth state of matter where particles are even more free-moving than gas
>>262491546>be the only surgeon on station>security officer busts in and starts performing advanced brain surgery on whomstever he pleasesL O W R PO W R P
>>262493995When engineering explodes and corpses start piling up in medbay tell them to take care of that too, then go to dorms and ghost.
>We'll never get item because it will piss off the powergamer cyborgs too much
>>262491546>don't break into my department I want to feel usefulHow can you be slower than a random fucko who has to break in to get the shit he wants, people who break in tend to have asked a lot first in the past to get stuff but were told no, don't feel angry over it>>262492221>rolling chemist in the first place
>>262494189>still screeching for more /tg/ and bay shitGo back
>>262494189http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Syndicate_Items#Bug_Detector_.26_Camera_DisablerWe have a better version already
>>262494353>walk away to get food or do something outside of my station>come back>all my doors are broken >bartender is doing brainsurgery>cargo technician is cloning peopleyeah haha i'm too slow how dare Ifuck off with this shit
>>262494353also fuck off even if you asked and i didn't give it doesn't give you a right to break inin the end it's up to me as a chemist if I want to give you space lube or not
>>262494353t. bootyblasted faggot who's face I melted off before dunking into the disposals
>be any department that's not science>being able to do anything, everreminder to spread space lube inside science and cover it all with beartraps
why are notes not public?
>>262495346>click someone to see their notes>byond crashes from the amount of text
>>262495091>science>not comfy xenoarch lab that you leave only when you find an artifact that you can fuck around with on the stationI've been maining xenoarch for the past few days and it's been fun
>2563>walk into bar>battle of lil slugger starts playing
>>262495532Isn't xenoarch like the most unnecessarily technical job?
>>262495948from my experience you're wrong, I've been doing rock sample research only once to learn it but I figured that getting diamond tools and rushing every digsite I can find gives much better results as the research takes too much timeand the digging itself is easy and it involves only the basic math, I've been able to randomly find one large artifact each time I went digging
>>262494631>>262494853>>262494859You're a fucking retard if you think chemist is anything more than a meme job that gives you no responsibility and any sort of say in any human matters, you're a subhuman comparable to a bugman. Doctors tend to people, but virologists and geneticists don't because virologists are separated in their own chamber away from interacting with any other player in the game, in which you should be, and geneticists are a time sink working on braindead inbred-tier mutated monkeymen that are similar to you. Chemist is such a fucking braindead job that anyone in the station can do it without even dedicating any time to it, you're pressing buttons like a chimp and it outputs thing, and you still consider yourself to have enough respectability that anyone will ever take you seriously. You are the atmos tech of medbay, an absolutely useless role used to griff only kept in check by other medbay players shitting on you for not making chems. Fuck you for even considering yourself to be anything more than a cockroach, play assistant if you want to play chemist you braindead nigger, let the doctors spend a minute to fill up the fridge instead, or better, play something respectable like a doctor and then come back and bitch about break-ins.
>>262490008>orangeI pity those who never knew the joy of having the coveted orange chainsaw lego piece as a kid
>>262495346Some of the stuff in it is related to metagaming/multikeying/metagrudging. Admins will usually give you the notes if you ask for them.There was talks of making a public notes/private notes system, however, this would require a lot of work on Pomf's end.
>>262496620Fucking based.Chemists are the vox of Medbay, and deserve to be forcefed radium from their own chem dispensers like the scum they are.
>>262497009That was indeed awesum.
>>262496620this, never met a chemist that isn't either a blatant griffn or a silent shuffling robot, and often times the doctors make better pills anyways
>>262497701Glowing orange plasma chainsaws for paramedics when?
>>262496620S E E T H I N G U N C O N T R O L L A B L Y
>>262497291impying chemists are worse than geneticists, who always sit getting power while the ride gets wild
>>262497009I liked the orange glowing visor more than the chainsaw desu.
So what happened last round? Why are the adminmemes mad
>>262496620>>262497291>>262497736>be literal retard>get btfo>samefag obviously and shamelessly
>>262498369probably the based shitter that outed the cult
>>262497110TGMC already has a verb that shows your notes. i don't know if regular TG has this though.
post your medbay dream team
>Guy ruins cult on purpose>Doesnt get banneduh...........Admins?
>>262498369i think they were waiting for a fix to the mapping error that caused the plasma flood the previous round
>>262498761People who do their jobs in a timely fashion
>>262498804dod ye ahelppe itte?
>>262498953>>262498931OOC: LilKalashnikov: i did ruin it on purpose mang cults suck at antagUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh admins?
>>262498969You are doing nothing but shitposting. This is an intervention, help yourself.
>>262498804Absolute chad. >>262499108Who are you quoting, shitposter?
>>262499070Thanks, permabanning him now.
>>262499242his alt is robosperg, perma him too
>>262499242The smell of soye and reddit is strong with this post.
>>262499070check the logs I didnt rat anyone out got drilled for being shit at antag borged for rest of roundforgot the t in didnt
>>262499689Permabanning you too, sorry bucko.
>>262499826Literally ok, redditor. Literally whatever you say, redditor.
>>262471321>unironically using antag items
If I want to appeal a ban, but can't get back into the account banned in question(can't remember which email used or password for either), how much is that going to count against me? Reasonably sure the admeme's remember the ban in question and my IP.
>>262492709Why not both?Basednix and V**rs are basically gay lovers.
>>262500885Wait a minute! Only I get to call Sonix Basednix!
>>262500751Just make a ban appeal
are bay's rules as oppressive as they seem? what are the best servers besides /vg/, i'm tired of the memeshittery. fallout is okay but there isn't really anything to do, /tg/ is super slow and has awful visuals/chugs. what i really like from /vg/ is just the general movespeed and ease of use with things. what others servers have that, while not being basically norp?
>>262500938onions gets translated as basedDo you even 4channel
>>262501271Guess it can't hurt, really.
>>262500079Some antagonist items are fun, anon. Like the chameleon projector.
>>262500079The entire point of the pastebin is to point out how all antag items are shit versions of normal items or worse versions of the emag
>>262502382Even if they were good items they'd still be just a way for valid hunters to ID you.Hell I've stunned people I thought were acting suspicious, basically I'll follow them around wordlessly as unknown and if they attempt to assault me just stun them and run their shit.
>>262502382The pastebin author doesn't fucking know what a law planning frame isNor does he knows the value of a greytide implant
>>262502946>Relying on shitters to fight for you>Relying on shitters to fight for youshitter
Ban for chad when?
>Chimps rushing the AI core and getting lasered downthat was funt. SEC bot
>>262502725>oh someone is not being a jobby better silent shuffle follow so i can kill them on a metahunchGo back to citadel you fucking possum furry fucker, you know avatarfagging is against 4chan rules.
>>262504007The officer that took the wizard's staff of change and started spawning xenos a a non antag.
>>262504123ohsame time the sec officer who did the same with necro staff on non-antag gets banned i guessprobably the same guy
>>262504123chad is a good guy, just a bit retardedit was probably an accident
>>262504047>Go back to citadel you fucking possum furry fucker, you know avatarfagging is against 4chan rules.It's not a metahunch because that requires outside information, I'm just following people who are acting suspicious.I don't kill them unless they try to kill me.
>>262504397>I follow people who act suspiciousso you follow literally everyone on the station at all times?
>>262504349I don't care, i was the wizard and it sure helped me causing destruction, so im ok with it.What is his ckey anyway?
>when the AI steals your nukevalid by refusing to open the door
>>262504397>i'm going to be a piece of shit, and ruin the antags chance of doing shit by following them unprovoked until they attack me>Then it's valid-salad ha haNo you are just being a piece of shit who is making the round basically extended because the antag can't get to do anything with a literal meta-thinking snitch following them everywhere on a "Hunch" like a hunch is not metaguessing someone is an antag by their behavior.Call it whatever the fuck you want, but it's going out of your way to piss off the antag and get attacked so you can get your valids. You can't lie to me, and you can't lie to the facts.
>>262504123based and red pilled>>262504397cringe and soye pilled
>>262507245>with a literal meta-thinking snitch following them everywhere on a "Hunch" like a hunch is not metaguessing someone is an antag by their behavior.Oh like when a borg follows you around just because they can, and are IRL suspecting you of shenanigans, then decides that by following you they are preventing "Human harm".God i hate silicons.
>>262508009Never seen it happen
>>262508305>Silicon sees you go into maint>Constantly up your ass unless you tell them to leave>Tell them to leave, they go get sec to tell them you are suspicious >Made wantedI've seen it happen, it is very annoying.
>>262508009I never have this happened to me with a borg, but definitely with detectives.I love beating the shit out of detectives, they're so goddamn obnoxious because they think they're special because of the office and not just some dumb redshirt.
>check ban page>sonix and robosperg still not perma'd
>>262509949sonix didn’t plasma flood, that was a d*scors meme
i'm looking up how to sprite for byond and this is confusing me more than it helpsbut at any rate, what do you lads think it's too fugly and overdue for a re-spriting? i'll get to it whenever i can
>>262510268Hi sonix, everyone knows what kind of a turboautist you are. Really looking forward to seeing your existing ban on the page upgraded to a perma
>>262510674Pleasure to meet you. Really looking forward to seeing your tears rolling down my balls, you fucking faggot.
>>262510674>sonixnahmy ckey starts with a d
>Tfw possumposter had their posts bawleeted and they likely ate a ban for rules breakingI warned you about that avatarfagging bro, it's against 4chan rules. Just use different pictures every time and they can't nail you. But if your pics follow a general theme, you are out the door.Does no one read site rules anymore?
If you see someone doing something suspicious, you SHOULD observe and report, or intervene if possible.
>>262511492Except the 47 poster
>>262511492>tfw I've been spamming reports on the furfag all dayk e kek
>>262511492Actually I was browsing the archives and /v/, I wasn't paying attention to this thread because the thread watcher didn't light up (and this isn't a porn thread so I have no reason to constantly check up on it)I'm going to play Minecraft now, goodbye.
>>262513171>not only is it a furfag, it's a diaperfurDisgusting.
>>262510619I'd really like it if the Seraph had it's sprite changed. It really doesn't live up to the name.
>>262514675That's not diaperfur, I think there's something wrong with your brain Anon.
I'm sorry I went full shitcurity towards the end, between everyone swapping ids and covering their faces with guns to people being niggers while a ninja and high profile traitor blowing the AME everyone decided to be usual greshits instead of fixing the many issues.
>>262515387that's what happened to me when I was hosevery single grey was shitting things up and constantly breaking in and killing others, while a wizard and other antags were running aroundso eventually I just started borging
>>262514675Spam reports and don't respond to it.>>262515387Chadcurity did nothing wrong.
>>262515562Catbeast got beheaded by a ninja before he could defile a bunch of rooms. Gotta love when an antag ruins his chance for more ninja backup or the chaos of high threat to do his work by because he mindlessly murderbones.
>>262515562sometimes there's no other choice to be honest because you can be nice as sec but when people are starting to act like total shitters and self antag because "lmao lets shit on the round!" security has to crack the whip
>>262515964The reflex to murder a catbeast is strong, anon.
>>262510674>>262511036>>262511267>>262511279it's kind of sad reading you try to pull this when i watched this trick go down in real time in the discord
>>262515964>letting catbeasts live under any circumstancecringe
>>262516413Who are you even quoting, shitposter?
Seriously though, why does the Seraph look like it does? It's just a fatter, less cool Marauder with a way better name. It's a damn shame.
>>262518278Because no one made a better sprite.
>>262471185Why are the people who made this game smart while the people who play this game are dumb? Why is this community retarded?Its a smart game made by smart people, it should have a smart community.
>shitty Nazi gimmick HOP>Half the crew kills themselves immediately
I like Colonial Marines more than vanilla but I kinda wish there were more themed servers. Like a Warframe themed server with a heavy focus on Space Ninja gameplay
>>262523479>tfw no birb prime
>>262523479Well I made a couple of warframe sprites, but that's about as far as we got.
>>262523479>Tenno, the AI has gone rogue and there are new alerts on your navigation
>>262518673made by high functioning autistsplayed by low functioning troglodytes
>clown, are you valid?>yes
>>262523582>>262524957>>262525061Some day my dreams will come true.
>>262526438>not showing all the redtext cuckoldryFaggot>>262526687>tfw no Space Mom AI core sprite
>>262527071That actually would be pretty neat.
>>262527358Could replace the turret sprites with Specters too.
>>262460814Wasn't he already sec banned>>262462314More like attempted murder
>>262533762And sonix continues to be a cancerous turbo autist to no end.
>>262494631>getting food as chemist>instead of just being eternally high on hyperzineshiggy
>messing around on a local server for /tg/Some of their stuff is neat, other stuff is so fucking weird. The run speed for one, my miner sprints like a madman. Will /vg/ ever make mining fun?
>>262535196>another roach shilling for /tg/Fuck off and go back
>>262535614I'm not shilling for shit. I just played on a local serb by myself.I'm going to be putting forth mining changes to dietylink so we can have fun out there. You lose.
>>262535928oooh, while you're doing that, tell him to make Ripleys better! I wish miners would take the ones I build. It's gotten to the point where I just do R&D instead of robotics until the first wave of minerals comes in.
>>262535196>>262535928>>262536013>/tg/ cancer samefagging this hardYou absolutely must go back
>>262536627Do you not want better ripleys?
Sorry crew, the other ops decided on a speedrun.
>>262535614This attitude is a major detriment to the server, TG has some good things.
>>262538164I don't see what better ripleys has to do with /tg/.
My wife SonixApache...
>check ban page>robosperg still not perma 'd >sonix still not perma'd The metacancer has gotten out of hand.
>>262539750Gone, get a new wife(male) now
>>262541168None is left
>>262541260>>262541884Take your pick from the trap metaclub
>>262542401>trap metaclubWhat, Smoke and Roman?
>>262542865KC and Peter too
>trap metaclubWhy are such degenerates not being sent to the gallows?
>>262543790smoke is nice though
>>262543790Because there's infinitely more degenerate people on the server.Because out of those four, Maltys is the only shitter, and that's sometimes. Peter makes bars and is knowledgeable at anything noncombat. KC is the journalist main and is also a good detective. Roman is the only non-shitter mechanicBut mainly it boils down to whether you hate weebs or furries more.
>>262545023smoke was forced against his will into the queerclub, meanwhile Peter 'Vacuum Seal' Jameson, infamous Bosnian vorephiliac predator white-supremacist ERPer, is rumoured to be the designated fuckhole for the adminteam, AND is known to hack into other's accounts to FORCE THEM to ERP, as seen with Skylar Pritchard's recent banning (a false flag forced by Peter to distract from his recent vorings of multiple of the staff team, rest in peace for those lost souls)
>all this talk about smoke>forgetting that chaplainfag guy who plays chichi and festus existsThat faggot is a whiny cumbag who sucks up to the admins to get loot in game.He only ever plays as vox lately, and there are never any good trader gimmicks. I don't know why that waste even hangs out on this server.
I wish nuviro had come with some actual consequences for unsterile surgery
Ok so wait, I have been trying for literal years to get an admin let me bomb the station with a single bomb with a lifted bombcap as traitor ONE SINGLE TIME IN MY LIFEAnd a few months ago some admin busses turning off the cap for himself during TESTS as non antag and gets people killed.how is was this guy not perma fucking banned? I fucking hate the universe and the admin team
15th of August 2019Cult is still not removed
AHEMfuck vox players
>play antagonist >get valid hunted>disable antagonist>valid hunt people
Now I can make out with Anne Hiro again!
Please stop referring to TGstation as /tg/, it hurts me to remember the better days before they cut ties with /tg/ proper
reminder that if you aren't an asshole to everyone you meet, you're not playing this game rightthis is a 4chan server, not a tumblr serveryou're not here to make friends and talk about fee-fees and have 'good times'you're here to cause chaos and destruction in any way possibleif you want to play 'rp' go play on bay
>>262553150*posts gore*psst welcome to 4chan kidplease kill yourself holy fuck
>>262553150thanks for the fresh copypasta
Remember when antag datums were hyped up to add in more antag types? Remember how all that happened was the removal of shit instead?
>>262552471tg is going to die in the next year or so, the collabs for it are insane.
>>262553150yea, Fo Chang is a site for mass shoters and le incels amrite guys?everybody here is edgy and yells at others
How many times can you silently rush baguloose every time as traitor before you are a known shitter / rule 0 antag banned?
>be me, medical doctor>see a monkey about to die, don't want to deal with him now but don't want to do nothing, clic drag monkey into medical pod>other monkey sees me grab his friend, starts bashing me>run around trying to escape the monkey, fail to send him down the mailpipes, end up getting robusted>die in the middle of the cloning room>watch as people drag bodies to the cloning room, scan them, and grow them again, before fucking off to do their business again, and watch them ignore the dead body already in the cloning room>watch for the next fifteen minutes as people come and go into the cloning room and ignore me
>>262555527Somewhere between “as many times as Robo Sperg” and “infinite”
>>262555527Last time someone got shadowantagbanned for bombing literally every time it had a pretty long perparation
Is shadowbanning real?
>>262555527Infinite. Rule 0 doesn't apply to antags doing this to begin with and we had a guy who did this every time like 3 years ago. He never got banned. He just got bored and stopped playing one day,.
>>262560598it wasn't a shadowban really, there was a guy with ckey Elon_Musk who would bomb the station literally every time he got antag, even go as far as fuck other lings rounds when he himself got ling roll. Admins told him numerous times to change it but he refused, so he was permabanned. You REALLY have to be a shitter for that to happen
>>262557914Literally just chuck floor tiles at monkeys. It kills them really fast and they can't do shit about it because they can't catch objects.
>>262561585people sometimes forget how useful throwing is. You can kill plague mice from afar by throwing the knife at them, or stun people by throwing your stun baton
>>262557914Also next time ahelp it, monkeys aren't antags and shouldn't be attacking crew for no reason.
stun people forever by throwing plasma stun batons
>>262561876Alternatively cuff them with cable cuffs anyone can get the instant they spawn in and ctrl+clicking on them.Seriously fuck whoever added cable cuffs, i don't care how much of a legacy feature it is, the vast majority of stealth balance issues are caused by this being an infinite duration stun
>>262546281>festus is killed by cult>admin spawns a hand-crafted lethal disease that kills more than half the cultWe were also unlucky that round because a few of us were stuck in Virology when the bloodstone was raised and defending the bloodstone there but the portal stone was on the literal opposite of the station with crew around it and no one to defend itThe worst one has to be a similar nurgle chaplain that got mad IRL I disrupted his gimmick as an antag, even killed me when the worst I've done was steal the rod he tried to attack me with
Simple solution to spare rushing: Stealing the spare makes you valid.
is 'silent shuffling' an ic term?
>>262564002well, it's less OOC than when people say "deathgasp, valid, robust him/getting robusted, tator" and so on. I still wouldn't say it IC but there are worse cases
>>262563308speaking of chaplain gimmics, I remember long time ago I was plasmaman cult chaplain. Nar nar gave me a task, it was easy at first, just spread blood. So I ordered some monkeys and spread their blood outside the chapel. I managed to enlist more people into the nar nar religion. Shit started getting real when admins gave me proper cult status with the hud icon and all. I didn't go full self antag of course. I wasn't given a book, just conversion rune in the chapel. I converted people peacefully when they came on their own. After some time HOP was ordering people to convert to narsie because "it was now NT sanctioned religion!"In the end we managed to actually summon nar nar. One of the most fun chaplain gimmics I've had on the serb
>>262564504Sounds nice desu
>>262545810Can you substantiate any of these claims? The allegations are pretty fucking out there.>>262564504>admemes actively dragging down the server>admemes supporting shitty, shitty """"""""""""gameplay""""""""""""""""""""""""""Vile
>>262567078he's just shitposting, anonthese are all liest. peter
is peter the cmo who keeps talking about eating everyone
>>262547076clearly the answer is to apply for admin
>>262567487that is not me, noI haven't even played cmo in a month
>>262567487some people were actually using custom PDA as hop and send the vore meme to people, i havent seen real peter post anything vore related, it's usually just people posing as him in game that do
>>262547076The metaclub protects their own. Pedos shielding pedos.
Lavaland soon bros. Diety accepted the idea
Lads I have been playing on some random newbieserver to learn jobs and it seems that rounds last mostly 30-40 minutes, on rare occasion getting up to 50.What's the average round length on /vg/station? Technically you guys know the roles and arent shitters, so the round shouldnt go to hell from the first 10 minutes because the chef doesnt know how to cook, right?
>>262567078>>admemes actively dragging down the server>>admemes supporting shitty, shitty """"""""""""gameplay"""""""""""""""""""""""""">>Vile?
can someone give me a quick rundown on the whole Byond DDoS attack thingamajig that happened a couple days (or was it weeks?) ago?
>>262568580we are in a 2+ hours round right now oh god
>>262564002Obviously not.>>262564271None of those are IC either. Ahelp that shit.
>>262568580If the round goes to shit because there is no cook, I'm reasonably sure there are far more pressing matters at hand>>262569284Cult is shit brainlet, what was so hard to grasp about that other anon's post?
BROS WHAT SERVERS ARE THE MOST FUN AFTER /VG/i need sources for my voucher, fallout and colonial marines only takes me so far
>>262547076Admins will only lift the bomb cap for you if you’re solo traitor really
>>262555527Do you feel antagonised?
>>262570241God, you cult hater(s) are some insufferable faggots. Guy can't even have some fun with his cult chap. bus without you telling anything negative about it
timothy floating in space at the end made me shed a tearhe was 1 second too late for the shuttle
>>262570470It really depends on what you define as "fun"If you like RP, that's about it,tg has the biggest development, so it has shitloads of quality of life features and other additions everywhere, including in the antags, can be okay for a change of pace, but it gets to retard high pop most of the day and there's not much in terms of comfy unless you're into botany and slime breeding autismGoon's got a lot to offer in terms of mechanics, intrigue, and chaos, assuming you can put up with the faggot noRP playerbase, the station exploding inside half an hour every single round, and powerpoint-levels of lagHow much do you like vore? Because there's also vore
>chef getting buttblasted because chemist didnt cooperate with him just because they're both syndieslm@o
>>262571624>Saying :> in character outside of binaryI would have ahelped that if I saw it
>>262571695he did it twice, in fact, i was there to see it
>>262571695its not bannable but the admemes will give you brain damage iirc
>>262571624>Ativar o Windows
>>262570719Cult chimps deserve nothing but boot and blade. >>262571796Should have struck his idiot ass dead for it.
>>262571942such is the life of a jungle dweller, anon
>>262570470Opinions on those I've tried:TG: Shit right now. Used to be super shit and laggy as hell. Achieved some semblence of quality a year or two ago when they had admins and no lag, but now they have no admins so its just griefer paradise. Has some nifty dead roles but for some reason they randomly decide them on startup rather than always having them, so the main one that actually matters, golems, often never spawns. Their positrons can turn themselves on like possesing a diona so you can put them near wall radio for easy time getting in.Very unrobust playerbase, most of them don't know how to do anything.Goon:Doesn't use our hotkeys making it annoying to play. Very pretty. Very dead. The best antags of any server I've played by a country mile, they are literally all better than our equivalents. But its also grifer town, people will just attack you for no reason. Not sure if it has any roles to get back in the game.Mix of shitters and powergamers.CM: Laggy as fuck. Kind of fun as humans because of the sheer scope of it, borderline afk simulator that rewards you with god powers as xenos. Pay2win roles. Not much you can do to get back in beyond joining the more boring side. Pretty high RP with very active admins. Very unique experience and the only one I'd actually recomend.Bad Deathclaw: Just run at people, say ''drop or I shoot'' and instantly fire on them regardless of what they do, before someone does this to you. Bad admins believe this makes the kill valid. Grifers paradise. Incredibly low RP, basically just deathmatch mode.
>>262572027Calm down nigger
>>262571613i dont mind /tg/ features what i do mind is how bad it chugs, the slow movespeed, and the visuals, it's badnever tried goon for the reasons you listedever tried bay? is it really so bad rulewise? are the admins sticks in the mud? i honestly dont mind playing on erp servers since i dont have to participate but not if it's really bad
>>262572082yeah you explained my feelings on tg and goon pretty well. does CM actually fucking count as high rp? it's laggy as shit but i actually really enjoy it but i thought it was lowrp because every round is pretty much the same so it's no big deal to pretend you don't know what xenomorphs are. if it actually counts as highrp i know what server i'll primarily get my voucher from.
>>262572131please just fix the bluespace anomaly that makes me fly into space after teleporting from medbay cuz my ping was 500k
>>262572082>Doesn't use our hotkeys making it annoying to playThey have an option for tg hotkeys and UI now>Not sure if it has any roles to get back in the game.They've had not-mommis for a while now, they infinitely spawn on a cooldown and all other lifeforms are completely obscured by static and have scrambled unidentifiable voices to properly enforce the "no interaction" rule on their shit noRP playerbase
>>262572131>what i do mind is how bad it chugs, the slow movespeed, and the visuals, it's badNo idea what you're talking about, other than the movespeed nerfs, which are caused by wearing heavy shit in your suit slot, or clown shoes>ever tried bay? is it really so bad rulewise? are the admins sticks in the mud?Imagine calling a phone sex hotline and the person on the other end is another fat loser who keeps screaming at you for saying things that break his immersion or ruin his plans, you're a school kid and he's your naughty teacher so obviously you can't fucking know words that big yet billy you goddamn retard stop ruining the fantasy and undermining his characterAnd also he's a furry
>>262573195i see. well i actually really enjoy CM and they consider themselves medrp, and i was instructed to get a voucher from somewhere at least lowrp, so i guess i know where i'll be playing. thanks mang.and yeah fallout can be deathmath, but since you can respawn it's okay a lot of the time, roleplay potential is somewhat high even if it isn't realized a lot.
>>262573315Jesus Christ my dude. How the fuck do you botch something THAT badly? Was that your first 15 minutes playing ss13?>>262573353Get gone, and stay gone.
>>262573761It was my first time back in over a year and I was fuzzy on how to wire on the ground.
>>262573994Can't imagine that round ended well at all, in any context.
How do I get the stuff compacted in a trash cube back out?
>>262574354I mean I did remember how to set up the singulo correctly, it's just that I immediately sabotaged it right after and then utterly failed to set up the beacon.
>>262572436Higher than our medium easily
>>262563748It's literally not even a problem anymore.
>>262574598The redtext must've been hilarious
>>262563748It always did make you valid. How new are you, tard?
>>262575490Little secbaby thinks spare rushing is valid? :) Aww how cute
>>262523479Spessmen in spess but it's extremly faulty Grineer left to do their own shit till Tenno arrive to do one mission
>>262575647+18 website, kid
>this is the person who got admin over chughttps://youtu.be/9aMSPg8gVQg?t=6#chug4chug
>>262575891Don't worry little fella, you will get your valids when you find an antagonist, not when someone steals an item :)
>>262575891then act like it
>>262576191>wah waaaaah abloooo I steal high risk item and get my teeth put down my throat ahelp: SECURITY IS POWERTRIPPING FAGGOT BAN POST HASTE PLEASE3/10 bait made me reply.
never understood the appeal of insisting this is an 18+ website if all any of you do on it is act like a child
>>262576191>>262576690>>262576960>get so triggered you can't control your seething and resort to samefagging like a complete chimp
>>262576857Isn't possession of something like that(Cap's spare, etc) grounds to Permabrig a shitter?
>>262577354If you have the spare via grand trespass that's grounds to instantly kill them
>>262576960I don't understand the appeal of purposefully not replying to someone to look cool or educated when in reality it makes you look like a samefag simpleton. 4chan has a reply feature and not using it makes (You) look like a faggot redditor
>>262577206>>262577538neither of you are disproving my point
>>262577501I thought as much. From now on; anyone I find with the spare who's not the Cap or HoP gets executed on the spot and I'm gibbing the corpse.>>262577586Huge seethe
>>262577206>get so booty-hurty you can't control your tantrum and think everyone who says something meanie is the same personDon't worry sweetie, you'll grow up! :) You can keep trying though, you only got one (you)!
>>262575490The admin who loved spouting this line just got banned from from security for a month and the server for 3 days. There's precedent for it in space law, and it's perma.
Ghoul station when
>>262579154Basednix did nothing wrong, greytide faggot
>Sec declares execution on people for having emags>While using emags themselves>One of them actually gave a traitor mechanic the emag to hand out specifdically to arrest and kill people laterso this is the power of shitter sec
>>262580494wasnt the hos an antag tho
>>262580494It's like how the CIA funds terrorists
>>262580682Apparently he rolled it at the end, long after killing people for owning the tools he handed out
>be greytide>call yourself robust>steal anything you desire>still allow Security to execute all of you for meme reasons without riotLMAO
>>262573761nah i'll be back. if fucking robosperg anne hiro can be unbanned i can be unbanned, and when i get back hopefully the server will be better off. i have to catch up on my backlog too, i have too many unplayed games in my library. expect to see me back in like two months or so.
>>262580494Sec are scum.What else is new?
>>262579154Captain or Acting Captain can raise perma sentences to execution also
>>262574509Is this a valid place to hide the disk? I was thinking dozens of wallets, each inside a box, multiple boxes, each inside a bag, multiple bags, each inside a bag of holdingor do you just put up an AME around it
>>262580494that's actually bannable though. the policy that you can assume someone is an antag if they have an antag item and therefore kill them on sight assumes that you can have reasonable doubt that they didn't just "find" the itemin other words, if you KNOW that they got the item from a mundane source and not an uplink, you can't assume they're antags
>>262581831>>262581831just throw it in your locker or safe
are we really arguing about grand b&e not being valid again? because it definitely is if you're acting captain.
>>262581781Only that specific role, security officers and HoS can't.>>262581831Put it under the SME
>>262580494>>262580736>>262581662>greyshit gets triggered and keeps samefaggingkek>>262581489Stay gone shitter>>262582038Greyshits aren't even human. Can't expect them to grasp our concepts
>>262582413>Mommy look I replied to a lot of posts at the same time! Am I cool yet?
>>262582413Cap main. I'll demote you instantly if you try execute a grey for being in my office.
>>262582796AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>steals the spare>spaces your locker>steals your laser gun>smokes your cigarall cause you didn't want to hurt a greyniggers fefe's
>>262583149>validhunting secnigger tries to convince captain that validing greyniggers is a good thing
>>262583149Literally none of this has happened in the past 3 months
>>262583254>he doesn't know that sparerushers are the scum of the earthI M A G I N E
man this thread went downhill fast
>>262583330>implyingI've been captian when some grey just dindus into my office then leaves with some timid excuseor two nights ago when the greyniggers got the id, then proceeded to make a bunch more spares and leave them everywhere
>>262583496Sec players feel threatened that their capacity for shittery is at risk since sonix got banned for chronic secshitter gungho
>>262583496welcome to nu-/vg/ this place isn't worth playing during daylight hours anymore, and the thread is about a step away from just being gacha-tier shitpostingi've prided myself on being a threadposter and only a threadposter ever since the inception of the discord, but even i have to admit at this point, this is just complete and utter garbagenobody posts anything interesting anymore, nobody even posts any old interesting shit anymore, its all just bitch, whine, moan, all the way downi remember when this place wasn't nearly as shit as it is today, and it depresses me to think that we'll never get pre-2016 /vg/ back ever againthis is the way it was all meant to bethis is how we die, not with a bang, but a retarded shitpost
>i'm a big robust griggerxenomorph hunter(:DDD) climbs out of the vent!>help sec i'm sorry! i'll be a good boy!everytime...
>>262583860>>262583860sounds like maybe you shouldn't have invited the furries and blatant homos on-board
>>262584360i think i'd prefer the furries and homos at this point, it's the redditarded post-2016 immigrants who are shitting the place up
>>262585068Guess its a question on who you hate more thenI suppose its the discord trannies that are the worst then
>>262585068>post-2016t. 2016 refugee
>>262585068It's called cultural enrichment anon
>>262584214Based Sec Chad>>262585209Why discord links, and url's aren't being word filtered is beyond me and only highlights the staggering incompetency of the mods and whoever the fuck is running this site.
>>262587769Even if discord vanished tomorrow, nothing would change
>>262588123discord is where the reddit niggers and shitters of the worst kind gather, that's a fact
>>262588467yes, but same thing could be said about nearly everything
>>262588123>nothing would changet. shook d****rd tranny
>>262588807Then tell me what would change? Not like people will stop being shitters just because discord is gone
>borg main>Always camp the spare and stun the grey shit and turn my radio off so he can't tell me to stop Feeling good
>greytider>get myself killed if I don't roll antag
>>262589297>borg main>powergamingimagine my shock
>>262588781but you can't, no where else do both kinds gather
>>262589297Based as all fuck>>262589532>>262589795T R I G G E R E D
>>262589297>borg main>not collecting cunnywhat are you doing with your life man?
>>262590587but neither are tolerated on those respective site, only on discord are they both tolerated
>>262590790but they absolutely are
AHEMvalid hunting should be bannable
Finished a SS13 commission, figured I'd share it.
>>262575350I think I actually greentexted, I had to steal the station plans and kill the HoP, and I think he got luckily eaten by the singulo. I didn't really feel pride in that though.
>>262592941I second this, make the PR and I will support it!The server has always ha valid hunting, but it has been getting WAY out of hand in recent times.
>>262593168What serb is he from? Not one of the /vg/boys.
Don't know exactly, I think Citadel?Also, sorry for name-fagging, forgot to take it off.
>>262593360>>262593523Fuck me I'm on a roll of fuck-ups today aren't I?
>>262592941>remove valids>server pop vanishes as the cancer metastasizes and kills the serverUnironic retard>>262593236>still got the greenSheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>262593642Yeah, he's not true sec-chad because he's not wearing red. They don't wear red on loser servers.
>>262593821Truly the superior security aesthetic.
>>262593821>not going with superior white + beret
>>2625695271. ENTER Angsty child, stage left2. Angsty Child does something stupid3. ENTER moderators, who beat Angsty Child with sledgehammers and declare him banned from FUN4. Angsty Child vows revenge5. Angsty Child steals his mother's credit card and buys a botnet for $500ALTERNATIVELY:1. Lummox is drunk and spills moonshine on the server, which melts2. Lummox passes outFIN
spray can port when
>>262595018Holy shit how cancerous
>>262595018holy shit how awesome!
>>262595367>Not wanting to tag the security hallway with smug anime girls
>>262595018excuse me your majesty are we too good for crayon?
>>262595748It's so perfectly shittyBeautiful
>>262595740>not tagging the sec hallway with gigantic cocks and inferring that Sec are all homogays and furries with your scrawl as wellIt's like you hate fun.
>>262594295>white shirt uniform that doesn't even blend with the blood of your enemies and doesn't have a fat state>beret on anything but warden and not the superior mallcop aesthetic softcap0/10 would follow SPS alert just to make sure body is properly spaced
>>262595018>>262595748>virgin sprite importing>chad crayon and wire art
>>262596046>Not tagging the sec hallway with ahegao to assert your dominance and show them what they're missing
sec skirts when
>>262596350>sprite importingThat was drawn by hand, each one of those dots is an individual sprayThat sort of thing would also make unique art like that way better tooThough that's a really neat effect with the t-rays
>>262596896Yeah I know that it was done one tile at a time, and that takes a bit. It can be done with tile painters and paint buckets already on /vg/. I was talking more how that's likely a sprite from somewhere copied out, rather than something unique.
>>262597341Oh, fair enoughThose aren't tiles though, they have entirely freeform placements
Is it just me or is BYOND central down?Is this the end?
byond hub has been down for 45 minutes now
>>262598587It has been slowly dying for years now, this is no surprise.The game is doomed unless one of the projects to port it to another plataform are sucessful.
>>262598587>>262598756is it another BR ddos
today i will remind them
>>262599265only reason he isnt permad is because he's part of the metaclub. this isnt anywhere close to the first time lionel has been a shitter
>>262599265Based Lionel "soggy donut" HutzHis shitposting was too good for this worls
>>262596580>not tagging the sec hallway with furry goatse and going full nuclear right off the bat>>262599265Metaclub strikes again and shields another cancerous faggot, I see.
>Emag a mommi, its new so just tell it to have fun and get me 1 item>Die later because I touched fire for a single tick and diona>It spends like 30 mins looking for me holding the itemI'm sorry mommi buddy :(
>>262603309Its okay man. I figured you were most likely dead but I couldn't just give up, so yeah. I went a bit retardo because I haven't played anything synthetic in ages.
>>262604462Also forgot to mention, but iunno how to get that stun arm to appear/work.
>>262603309It's incredibly rare to find a quality MoMMI player. And it seems you found one.>>262604462You did your best, based bot boddy.
Redpill me on ERP.
>>262608483*accidentally unzips dickoopsie poopsie, how did that happen, I made a BIG fucko boingo, ha ha xD
Does anyone have the /tg/ tranny station video?
Why does this game attract so many crisp butty eaters? And why do they begin every sentence with "right,"?
>log into /tg/ station>toolbox rando to death on arrivals shuttle>an hero>log out
>>262610651what the fuck is a 'crisp butty eater'
>>262612686Someone who eats crisp butties ( "potato chip sandwiches" )
>>262612759alright now what does that MEAN?
>>262613078Two pieces of bread, one on top of the other, maybe they've got butter spread on them, or margarine, or piccalilli/marmite (gross!). Then, inbetween them, there's some crisps/potato chips.
What do you guys think about adding more interactions between Science and Medical? I'm thinking about surgeries using implants from RnD to enhance crewmembers. Kinda like genetics, but requiring cooperation between two departments.
>>262613249I don't quite understand, can you post a picture?
>>262613252Robotic limbs and organs already exist but nobody uses them because one EMP and they stop working COMPLETELY, and you can choose to spawn with them already.I've said that it'd be cool if robotics can do shit like enhancing robot eyes to have incorporated your departent's HUD so they're not so useless but nobody cares
>>262613732What the hell? Disgusting abomination and a crime against the Lord
>>262613249Sounds like something we should have in the game. Maybe after making bags of chips behave like containers or the tortilla chips
>>262613732what does this have to do with people who start sentences with "right"
>>262614201>tfw unable to execute greyshits via suffocation with an empty chip bagFeels bad
>>262614386The kind of people who make crisp butties say "right" at the end of their sentences, I suppose. I don't know, I was just explaining what it was to that anon. Very English working-class core vernacular.
>>262611178He can't even spell "Raiden" right
>>262614153>be cyber nugger>full cyber organs>all robo limbs>wiz teleports behind youheh... nothing personal... kid...
>>262613732what is this abomination?why are the british the most pathetic anglo?AMERICAN and AUSSIE anglos are vastly superior for some reasonwhat is it? the fog in the isles giving them retardation?
fuck off private school retardi bet you dont even have chip butties
>>262615298>i bet you dont even have chip buttiesright?
>>262614153That's a good idea, actually. I was mainly thinking about Deus Ex type enhancements. RnD develops an implant, medical does the surgery and bam, crewmember X can now pilot mechs better or something.
>>262615326dont reply to me again
>>262617060Augments are also already a thing
>>262617274>dont reply to me againright?
>>262617318Augments for humans? Huh. Maybe I spent too much time making mechs, but I never saw any.
>>262617714Advanced [insert organ here] are a thing.
>>262614605I was about 10 or 11 at the time, to be fair.
>>262617776Ah, it appears we misunderstood eachother. I wasn't talking about prosthetic limbs or organs, but rather chips that can make you better at doing specific things.
>Pick a fight with a cyber horro after sliming myself because slimes usually just body every single other mob in the game for free thanks to immunity to stun, stunning attacks, regen and taking next to no damage>Succseffuly tanking it with no issue but unable to kill it>Explode>It fucking infects slimes tooJust too damned robust, cap shot two fucking guns including cap gun while I glomped it and another guy hit it with an axe and it outregened it all
reminder that genetics should just be outright replaced with cybernetic enhancementsbetter limbs, improved organs, and like that other guy said, augs/CBMs/etc that give you special powersa far more interesting, resource-intensive, and interactive way of doing things than just 'i seet at computer for 10 minute pressing button before hand out hulk to crew!"this also gives a legitimate reason piggyback polaris' cyberlimb sprites along with it, because they look cool
>>262618204code it thendont see why it could be this and genetics so you dont fuck over the people who do like genetics for your own personal fun though
>>262618204when you code it
>>262618127We need more types of cyber horror sprites for sure. More things need to be infected. A cyber horror infestation should affect borgs, AI's and people. Nanomachines are in fact, still machines. They would fuck up silicon life just as much.
>>262618204Based and cyberneticspilled. That being said, >>262618310 is right, we should keep both. That way people have more options.
>>262618310>people who do like genetics
>>262617060I think there is some underlying code for augmentation but nobody did anything with it. You absolutely would need to rebalance robotic limbs and organs to stop them from either 1 hitting you or incapacitating you when you get hit with an emp. Perhaps emps have the same effect as they did in Deus ex HR. They shut down for ten or fifteen seconds and reactivate. After all Borg's handle emp's similar to that
I'm glad the chef survived, he was a cool guy even if did have that weird preference for ghetto surgery and heart eating
>>262618310>>262618540>who do like geneticsnobody plays genetics just to play le autism spray-monkey-with-mutagen game, or sit around poking at blocksgenetics isn't about the process, it's about the end results of making everyone's round shittier by doling out a thousand syringes of hulk, dwarfism, and other powers that allow the tide to griff with ease so they can sit back and laugh at all the people now getting fucked over by the horde of people just walking over tables into chemistry and the kitchen to wreck shit and then hulking out and beating anyone who tries to stop them to deathfuck genetics, fuck free powers, and fuck geneticists; if people want their griff-powers, they should have to hope science is feeling generous instead of just waiting for one man to complete the autism-game in ten minutes and shower them in powers at no costgenetics should not exist, and letting people "have more options" is bullshit; it's just people who want free powers with no payment
>>262618789Wrong whiny selfish baby wanting to kill other peoples fun
>>262618862>BUT ITS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNthis is the road to becoming TG wholesale, and you sound like the kind of TG immigrant who thinks we should port literally everything TG has because it's "fun", regardless of the balance or the way it impacts the rounds of people who don't want to/can't participate in the "fun" thing for one reason or anotherafter all, who gives a fuck about balance when you can have FUUUUUUUUN, even if it's at other people's expense?go fuck yourself, and go back to TG; alternatively, go play on TG instead of shitting up /vg/ with your dogshit "anything goes as long as it presses the pleasure button for me" mentality
>>262619102>3 quotes in and already calling people tg for wanting to keep a vg featureNot even reading the rest of your post brainlet
>>262619102>waaah, waah, waaaaaaaaaah
>there are people who unironically don't do genetics just to unleash savage, virulent plague upon the stationWhy even bother>>262618789>>262619180>>262619748>>>/paradise/Fuck off and go back
>>262620412lol keep crying vg isnt tg enough for you
>Go to fix issue>Can't find it in the code >Give uphappens a lot, our code is stupidly hard to find shit in
>>262620789you must not be a coder
>>262620871If I was a professional coder I'd be doing something better than trying to contribute here.
>>262620921I'm a PhD and I find spess coding fun. Low effort and comfy.
>>262620412Genetics can do that? I thought virologists made plagues.
>>262621043Good for you, most amateur coders are amateurs and dumping on people for trying to learn is pretty sad.
>>262621119>happens a lot, our code is stupidly hard to find shit inI'm just saying this is factually incorrect compared to retardedly complex codebases made by researchers who think it's funny to take 1 python course then code an entire project holy FUCK i'm still salty about deciding to collab with that faggot for my capstone project
>>262620412>wanting to keep fucking genetics makes you a paradise shitterUnironically kill yourself nigger, you'll find a better life on the other side
>>262621295I'm not comparing it to any other project. I'm comparing it to itself.
>>262620465>>262621297Oh boy, more seething exiled shitters. Batten down the hatches, anons. There's a chimp out coming.
>>262621096the plague he speaks of is the plague of midget-people breaking into departments by just walking over tables, then breaking everything in sight for gigglesalso handy reminder that genetics is most certainly fucking not a /vg/-original-presentation, it's ancient shitcode far older than this server, and has gone generally untouched by the world at large for the majority of its existence; there is no "muh vee-gee traditiums" in genetics, zero-zilch-zipno new powers, barely any improvements or balance changes, only the bare necessities to keep it vaguely in line with coding standards, it's literally a pile of fucking shit that's had a polisher taken to it a few times over the years and that's itanyone who seriously wants to keep something this utterly shit-tier is either a retard who doesn't understand the true depths of how awful genetics code and balance is, or is another greytiding faggot who can't stand the idea of having to go through more than a single 'bls gib me hulk' to get his griffing powers
>>262621576lol okay low-iq non-coding selfish asshole who somehow thinks robotic super powers wouldn't be abused jst as much
>>262621295hey mang, i really want there to be an 'emergencies only' general comm channel. I'll pay you 20 bucks if you can make one that works, even if it doesn't go through committee.
Me, a geneticist main, looking at people who want to remove genetics instead of overhauling genetics
>>262622339Me looking at pitiful non-coders thinking their opinions actually matter
>>262622452I'm a coder too, get dabbed on jobbie
>>262622834Me looking at fellow cute coders in their coder socks dabbing ob jobbies with me
>>262622097i guess peoples don't like money.
>>262623139>wait 5 seconds for a guy to code a feature, add it via ignoring the system, just for 20 books>oh no they must not like money because they didnt drop evetrything to break the rules for me
I just think genetics should be a science thing, not a medbay thing.
>>262623236unclench your balls.nobody was responding so i bumped.
We need more chat virologists releasing super aids on the station during the round
Speaking of coders, https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/23846Upvote this for me I don't want my gimmick to be weak now
Every time I play geneticist it's always the same routine that ends in such a huge amount of impact it becomes sad. I always finish injecting myself with all the powers in 30 minutes or less and then print dozens of injectors and give them to everyone I come across. The amount of round gunk that comes out of this is very absurd, and people are only limited by the RNG activation of the more powerful powers, which include entering a state that can let you smash walls before making you collapse for 10 or 20 seconds, being spaceproof (which nullifies a huge danger), not needing to breathe (removes the need for any air tanks), seeing through walls, seeing farther, moving faster, moving normally over tables while the rest of people can't because of a joke on the expense of TG refugees that was added years ago and hasn't been removed, and so on, and you can have all of these active on you at the same time, on top of about more than 15 other genetic powers. And the fact this hasn't been removed or severely nerfed comes from the fact that there's only a handful of people that even bother with genetics because it's a boring slog until you find yourself being a living game breaker. And the worst part is that it can't be easily removed without changing other aspects of the game due to how integrated it is into the game, which includes chems like unstable mutagen, appearance, turning from and into a monkey, and even cloning, because gene machines as a whole would need to be removed to remove genetics.
>>262624209heres an idea: Maybe don't hand out superpowers to everybody and only give them to people you trust / know.
>>262626921this desu, stop giving every retard superpowers, you're not helping anyone, you're just making things worse
>>262626921>expecting abhuman greytiders to grasp such simple conceptsbaka
>that entire roundJesus Christ. I can't believe there was no cult.
Did the AI reveal itself then immediately get fucked?
SNOW TAXI ROUND COMING UP GET YOUR COMFY SLIPPERS ON LADS
>>262628529Yes, the AI pretty much got swarmed. Didn't help the captain and HoS were right next door when it delta
>>262599265But hye never came back... ; _ ;
>>262628583but im busy :(
>>262624029Sure. Everyone has glubbs by the time powercreeper is taking over the station and it's a plant/cyborg so it's doubly weaker than vines.
>>262633249Dammit, talk like a normal person.Do you have down syndrome or something?
In an autism fueled fever-dream I had on the way to work today, it occurred to me that there might be a method to make even bigger bombs than I have been making. I think if I am properly understanding everything I have learned up to this point, I can expect at most slightly over a 20% increase to my maximum bomb size, which is currently dev 26. If I can get a good chunk of that 20% in practice I may be able to make over a dev 30 bomb. It's going to probably take at least a few rounds or one really long round with a toxi vend to dial everything in since I am adding a new variable. Stay tuned!
>>262636835Is this the return of Cuban Pete? Dare I dream of such a thing?
Snow Station is amazing and horrorlings are both terrifying and fun.
I was right, wendigo was real, you unbelievers disgust me!
maybe the wendigos were the friends we made along the wayhorror form is pretty fun not gonna lie lads, hope you enjoyed the show
>>262637714>"Well, Vrakk, I've got good news and bad news.">"What's the good news?">"I beat the shadow creatures.">"Shit, really?">"Mhmm.">"What's the bad news then?">"The bad news is that I WAS THE WENDIGO ALL ALONG."
>>262637967beautiful, just beautiful.
>not in vacuum so miner weapons does fuckall>pieces of asteroid like the FLOOR right outside the airlockor asteroid blown up by gibtonite are vacuum and so will work like being in space without a suit>Don't know if intentional but some mining area was like this from the start like a piece of regular asteroid in the middle (the cave with the gian rockernaut)>miners can't access shuttle>in general two mines one requiring shuttle one not is very confusing>NO RECHARGERSBasically as broken as taxi on launch
>>262637967just your friendly everyday spessman
>>262638251I'll hit you with some hard facts. All asteroid turfs are janky as fuck.
sorry i botched that surgery, irid
grade a map
>>262638295Aw, now I'm upset I procrastinated on joining.
>>262637967Whys the lad got a nutsack for an arm?
>>262640194so he could tea bag you on the head
>>262640446Ah, a patrician.
another quality Anne Hiro Singulooses 15 minutes in round, seriously fuck this shit
>>262640798It was destroyed and she was beheaded. So
>>262636835>>262637349Aren't bombs capped anyway?Did they remove that?
>>262641306still capped. I did mention "autism" in my post
>Assistant walks into core as I walk out of my Cyborg room>Say "Why is there an Assistant in the core">Turns out he was blob>Get ahelped because apperently I am not allowed to ask that question on Asmimov. Neat
>>262640798Why are they still not permabanned?
>>262642048Thats pretty fucking gay to do on Asimov
>>262642149I don't seem to recall seeing a law that says "Do not question assistants"If he law 2'd me I would understand
>>262642048Who responded to you ahelp?You are definitely allowed to ask what someone is doing. Nowhere in asimov is it stated you can't do that.
>>262642048Why the fuck would blob get in the core?
>borg "lol there's a cult">WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT IT DOESNT BREAK MY LAWS REEEEEfuck off
How good is the snow map?
>>262642048You have big gay for being a snitch over the common radio but it wasn't against the rules
>>262642202Snitching on people under asimov without being law 2’d is gay as fuck
>>262642149I think there is this assumption that bots can't do anything unless they are ordered to do so, and thats not the case.Bots can do whatever they want so long as they don't violate the 3 rules.
>>262642323to blow up the AI, severely damaging visuals on the blob.
>>262642323it has the illusion of being secure, in reality it sucks for many reasons
>acquire lube>get killed before I can use it
>>262642214Asking someone what he's doing is perfectly fine, Instantly broadcast radio wide "UHHH WHY IS SOMEONE IN X PLACE" is a shitty thing to do
>>262642397Beat a vox to death unprompted and come back to me again with that
>>262642357what an stupid, unpleasant person.
>>262642369As beautiful as my waifu
good lord fuck Anne Hiro with a rake
>>262642558>playing whenever robosperg is onyou get what you pay for it's better to just take a break until he's banned againniggers don't change, they stay the same one of these days he'll trip right the fuck back up and end up out on his ass again
>>262642531there is technically no reason why they can't do that.
>People getting this mad at a borg asking why an assistant is a secure areaFound a new way to make greyshitters mad.
This whole AI situation brings me back to that one image "What are you doing with that emitter?"
>>262642682I'm just tired of betting on a singuloose everytime I see the fucker. It's like they want to fuck it.
>>262640798>>262642558was she antag? if not report it.
>>262642846she was a vampire, but she singuloooses literally every time as an antag. they did this before they were banned for shit behaviour, and they keep doing it. It's so fucking irritating and kills my drive to play when they're on.
>>262642846they are not the type to loose as nonantag. the problem is they speedrun a loose goose as antag everytime, even as vamp
>>262642048If he was blob then he wasn't fuckin' human nohow.
>>262642845he has literally said that's exactly what he wants to dohe has literally said in the past that the only reason he plays is to be an asshole to other people and make them unhappyhe is literally just fucking termedclepehe does not give a shit about having fun with other people, he spends his nonantag rounds validhunting and greyniggering as a mechanic in an atmos suit, and inevitably ends literally any round he gets antag in in 5 minutes with ebin shardbomb/loose because hahaha speedrun are u feeling ANTAGONIZED?he's not going to stop until someone slaps his shit with another ban for being the same fucking no-fun ebin line-toeing faggot he's always been, but the shitmins are all too limp-wristed to just throw a fucking rule0 his way for the shit-tier attitude he displays in conjunction with the number of rounds he's ruined because 'w-w-well technically he didnt do anything wrong!!!', even when he is literally the fucking dictionary definition of a dick who deserves to be booted out on his ass for his refusal to even consider trying to play the game as something other than a sandbox where everyone around him exists only to be a punching bag for himuntil that happens, there's literally no point in playing
Anne Hiro is in Engineering in this current round already
>>262642995>>262643012why don't you just approach her politely and ask her to do something different next time?
>>262643247Anne Hiro is a mechanic this round, scanning Chem dispencers. Someone eat a ban and kill them.
>>262643227fucking player feedback it
>>262643227is he an autist?do you think he can help himself?
>>262643561>logs, logs, logslike fuck i'm going logdiving just to post a player feedback nobody will pay attention to because 'w-well technically thats not bannable'this is just a handy excuse to abandon the game for a while and do other shit that isn't spacemens, fuck sperg and fuck the shitmins who refuse to ban him for being a fucking turbocunt
>>262643254they won't they've gone on record saying they find enjoyment in taking away fun from otherssee >>262643227
>>262643561theres a player feedback page with something like 5 pages on them
>>262643972this desulove him or hate him whittaker only got banned because an admin went rogue and rule 0'd jobbanned him on his own volition & no one objected so it stuck
>>262643862who are they? i thought you said Anne Hero was the one bothering you.
>>262644212me as the hop whitaker
>>262642357t. triggered cult faggot >>262643561>hurr durr playur feedbackFucking pointless, as robosperg has a thread six goddamn pages long. And still no rule 0 perma ban.
>>262644212me as the tator RD whittaker. I remember that beautiful round
>>262646778Time to rev up the nonantag griffing and cuck the round before it can infest and take root
>>262646929why would you do that?
>>262647563Destroying cult rounds is the only right thing to do.
>>262614549use the plastic bag they spawn with
>>262647787why are you such a dick?
>>262647787I mean, why are you so hostile dude? Why is everybody on here so hostile?
>>262647856I forgot about those.>>262647972Seethe harder, fag
Can we get helium tanks so we can kill ourselves and stage suspicious deaths
>>262648273no, i mean, why are you trying so hard to provoke a hostile response? What is it about your situation that is so frustrating that the only release you can find is in inciting others?
>>262648534>tfw no helium miner>tfw no helium at allIt would make for some interesting atmos griff, that's for sure.
>>262648184they aren't, this thread is filled with fake posts and fake people.
Helium would be pretty funny, but i heard it's hard to add new gasses. Would be cool if whenever people spoke while breathing helium their chat noises would be higher pitched.
>>262648534>>262648857you mean nitrous? You could fill the emergency oxygen bottles with nitrous.
>>262648832seething and obsessed
>>262648990If you're going to do that you really might as well just fill them with either cryo ox, or superheated plasma, and go full fucking retard.Can't believe I keep getting away with that on /tg/..
>>262648987>Would be cool if whenever people spoke while breathing helium their chat noises would be higher pitched.How you going to do it on a game with no actual voice chat? Make the words tiny?
>>262649203>he doesn't have the little warbly voice-noises turned on
>>262649203>Make the words tiny?Italicize the text too.
>be sec>respond to fight in bar, bartender is stabbing clown with broken bottle>arrest both, seat both down to get them to talk about the situation since the bartender is making noises about the clown deserving it; or that I should arrest the clown instead.>clown is being a dick, bartender got fed up after a half hour of constant nonsense, just wanted clown gone not dead>decide to let both off with a warning, because I really am not interested in trying to drag two people at once to brig>"Clown, you really need to stop antagonizing the bartender from now on.">BOINK BOINK BOINK>Badmin: "Okay, so why did you think using meta terms was a good idea?"FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFWHAT'S THE POINT OF SECURITY IF BADMINS JUMP AT THE CHANCE FOR EVERY LITTLE MINOR WRONGTHINK OR SECRET FORBIDDEN WORD OF THE DAY? LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, LEAVE THIS SERVER ALONE, AND LEAVE THE FUCKING WORLD ALONE YOU JOYLESS SEXLESS AUTISTIC WANNABE ORWELLIAN CUNTS. WHAT'S THE NEXT THING YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DO TO RUIN THIS SERVER? ADD PERMANENT SOCIAL CREDIT SCORES? THAT'D BE A FUN LITTLE WAY TO MAKE YOUR STALKER NOTES FIT INTO THE 'HIGH RP' YOU SEEM TO SUDDENLY DESIRE THIS STATION TO MAINTAIN, ALL WITHOUT HAVING EVEN THE SLIGHTEST CLUE WHAT GOOD RP PLAY LOOKS LIKE.YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M FUCKING MAD.
>>262649378i highly doubt this actually happenedlogs, logs, logskeep being mad that shitty nigger newspeak like based and redpilled are banned ingame
>>262649479>niggerOH NO, IS THAT A BAD WORD I SPYSOMEBODY BETTER AHELP
>>262649378>antagonizing>"to cause (someone) to become hostile.">meta termPost proof and I will post in the admeme feedback thread
>>262649378I agree, thats really stupid.
>>262649479Nobody wants to dig through the logs for 4 hours.
>>262649378Proofs>>262649717Like those threads accomplish anything.
>Spill blood accross 454 of the station's floors to fill them up before the crew destroys them all. (Highest bloody floor count reached: 436)
>Cult gets deleted>Anne Hiro gets deletedGet fucked.
>>262650052I was going to try to bomb narsie and no admin was going to tell me otherwisethankfully for myself it didn't happen
>>262650052holy shit, I literally was on janicart cleaning blood like a madman in one area, I think I mopped up like 20 tilesI guess I saved the station
>>262650140>robosperg AND the autismos get cucked in the same round
>Captain tells me to shard cult>Drag it into Maint>give everyone radsI did good.
>>262650416Based and chadpilled
>get Diona'd>Aquire Janicart+upgrade module>Aquire pump shotty>doin drive bys on cult spires>Spot a Juggernaut in the morgue>He tries to fight me>I speak to him, using the creaking of my branches >"I feel no pain">Advance on him with the shotgun, tag him a couple times>He futilely tries to beat me>"I feel no pain">He walls up and runs away into maintget fucked juggies
>>262650705we have a feature where you can toggle speech, speech just sounding like an adult from Charlie Brown, or a sim, could have it make that higher pitched
>>262649874>>262649479ctrl-f "antag" in the logs, fucking easyyou have no excuseif i can ctrl-f "pizza" you can ctrl-f this
>>262652534It easily could have been from yesterday or the day before.
>>262653574if he's telling the truth he'll know the exact wording to use to find this
the spiciest heat tank that has ever existed on /vg/
>>262654354it doesnt matter because bomb cap says nyet
>>262655415I don't understand the point of toxins research if the bomb cap is a known quantity.
>>262655818To blow things up as an antag
>>262656009That's not what I'm saying is pointless. The job of toxins research is what is pointless. Only antags have a good reason to be testing or making bombs, and non-antags have no good reason to be anywhere near toxins.
>>262656428You can still usually test them out, just in a safe enviroment. Toxins scientists are usually just practicing and prepping for when they get their antag roll anyway
Is it meta to get lethals 'just in case you become an antag'?
>>262656884Unless you're an assistant and live in maintenance, and the weapon isn't directly related to your job, it's a little meta.
>>262656428well you see you could be a big bro for miners al literally just blow the fuck up out off the roid making mining a really fast and easy. In theory if you know how big your bombs are you could just teleport the bombs all over the roid and detonate them.
i must save this thread from page 10
trap metaclub is kidnapping me send he-
Are there any erp servers around?
>>262642048Deseved, fuck off silishitter If you want to ask that ask the assistant himself in the core, not on comms, you aren't sec, you have no reason to care
why is my wife madmanmartian so much smarter and betterer than all other coders and also presumably very robust in game yet simitaniously good at rp and not valid hunting and handsome irl?
>>262663325If we knew how, we'd build them all this way.
My wife Sonix will come back tomorrow!
>>262666427she's mine you can't have her
>>262666917no, sonix is mine
>tfw your first greentext involves your victim doing 99% of the work himself for basically no reasonI swear to god, fate decided I needed a break or something, holy shit.
>>262667708Memetext >>> greentext anon, never forget
>>262668982I mean, I will admit, that armory lounge actually looked nice.
>>262626921no>"sorry i only share it with people I trust">people start breaking into genetics to get superpowers and also hate my gutspeople already end up in genetics knowing about the RNG activation and wanting to activate more powers, which I don't mind
>>262596580I dunno anon that sounds dangerously close to ERP
>>262642048I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that was Iflashyou, That guys attitude to silicons is beyond fucked and he should honestly be deadmined for it
So can some anons explain to me how making a fire in the library in Box cripples the station? I was told I am suppose to coat the floor in paper and ignite it and then somehow pressure kills people
>>262642845Do you feel antagonised?
>>262643227>inevitably ends literally any round he gets antag in in 5 minutes with ebin shardbomb/loose because hahaha speedrun are u feeling ANTAGONIZED?Nothing wrong with thisIf you get bothered by people traitoring in ways you don't like you can fuck off to bay
>>262656428We could easily solve this by giving money for blowing bombs at the rangeOr implement a research system similar to TG and have bombs contribute points to it>>262657085What if the bomb cap was removed on the roid to make that more viable
>>262471185i can never hear any muscic coming from the jukebox anymore anyone know what setting i have to change to get it to work?regular sounds effects work fine
>>262674107never mind figured it out>make sure vlc is installed>change internet explorer default media player to vlc
>>262675442>https://vocaroo.com/i/s14ICPE7t59kthats some good deep fake shit right there
>>262649479antagonizing, antagonist, antagonizer etc are apparently banned words in gamei got a note for using the word antagonist once
>>262675442Try fixing some of the pronounciations, do "sen pie" since Jordan doesn't pronounce senpai correctly
Abnormalities added when?
>>262680441Like genetic defects?
>>262649378this is a weird ass fanfic
>>262680598Like horrors from beyond the veil of reality for science to take of.
>>262681337Hell yes, then. I want to fight them in a mech.
>>262672187Kill yourself, anne
>>262681378Don't bully them or else.
>>262681548Oh, you meant "take care of them" as in treat them like pets. What are you, a xenobio player? Interdimensional monsters are for being fought, not coddled.
>>262682306Xenobiology is a great department that contributes a lot to the station, I firmly support giving them more monsters to play with.
>>262682828>Xenobiology is a great department that contributes a lot to the stationThis is what retards unironically believe
>>262682828Hey man, as long as you get me some phazon, you're alright in my book.
Why don't the people who scream that ais should act in an arbitrary way instead of by their laws make a pr to change the laws to the way they want them
>>262687736Because they don't understand their laws, if they did they would just go in the upload and write new ones.
>>262687887One interesting thing I have seen is adding a likely harm clause to the ai lawsIt sure made people mad though
>>262688129People always get mad about ai lawsIf you put on robocop they cry that you shouldn't do that unless a bunch of criminals actually show upIf you put on NTdefault they complain it's a poorly made lawsetIf you add a likely harm cause they cry about muh TG
>>262680658one of our resident schizos makes posts like that with garfield pictures quite consistently
>>262672024based iflashyou shitting on the silicons
>>262688129>>262688704How's likely harm different from probable harm?
>>262692563o b s e s s e d
>>262692412It's not, likely is synonymous with probable.
>>262693178Then what's even the point of putting in a likely harm clause?
>>262692412>>262693178>>262693336the distinction is that the default lawsets for VG don't include "probable harm"
>>262693336Because probable/likely harm is an OOC ruling, not a silicon law.If Asimov AIs were allowed to follow their laws literally they'd just flood N2O at round start every time and send their borgs to bucklecuff everyone and feed them every few hours.I assume the point of adding it as a law is to make those OOC rulings more explicit IC, minimize ambiguity and hopefully reduce the amount of silicon shitters.
>>262691659Nah fuck him.
>>262694161I don't think its as big of a problem as NTdef was, potent ham has been memed enough that it's a well known ruling.
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>There will never be a fantasy station>There will never be a planet-based map where the station has crashed and broken, leaving the few survivors to take to living off the land and trying to find a way off>The survivors will never regress to something resembling a medieval society, and discover and start researching magic and holy scripture in place of the functions of their lost tech>This will never slowly evolve over time into a not retarded version of lifeweb
>>262694161Problem is that it caused an increase in silicon shitters because they can now be a major nuisance to humans that can't even tell them to go space themselves.It is pretty gay, and because of said retarded ooc rule I now feel that silicons should be removed from the game.
do not eat the pizza
>>262700630Because having human shitters screech, ";AI LAW 2 KILL YOURSELF" at roundstart is so much better.
>>262701316>Because having human shitters screech, ";AI LAW 2 KILL YOURSELF" at roundstart is so much better.Considering that said shitters would be banned if they were not antag? YES!Also, don't be retarded and pretend that there was not a simple solution to that, the silicons and ai just broadcast that they are killing themselves over a law 2 order issued by X person and do it so slowly that someone will order them not to. It was pretty functional and kept said situation as you mentioned from happening unless everyone on station agrees they would be better off withoun't that silicon.But since we can't have that and are now forced to have such a retarded law allowing shitcons being a nuisnce let's just remove them all and be done with it, they never offered much more than a way for shitters and antags to continue playing after death, now they can go play diona or mushmen instead.
now that snowmap is old and boring, can we have prison map?>riots>corrupt guards>experiments on prisoners by scientists>Alien 3 round type, prisoners and guards team up against various threats>Syndicate sending strike teams to retrieve high security inmates
>>262701679This guy is why SS13 has turned to shit.
Is the server still pure cancer because a bunch of bored kiddies just want to griff every round with their female ERP statics?
>>262701714I don't want Gmod Jail servers here, thanks.
>>262701714Forget prison map. Subway map with working trains when?
>>262704437taxi station is the closest thing we had to that
>>262701714Snow map is really, really good. I've only played on it once, but I had a great time. Has the flashlight bug been fixed yet?
>>262701714I want a poison swamp map desu.Or an underwater map.
well anons, why aren't YOU making your own maps?
>>262708465i have sex
>>262708679what's stopping you from making a map and having sex
>>262708465too much fucking work
>>262708465i dont have sex
>>262708465I have over 200 pull requests merged to vgstation and I am far too tired for that kind of adventure. Plus it's much more enjoyable to improve a good idea than have one only to find out no one else likes it.
>>262708465i tried it onceit's super fucking tedious
>>262708791i have sex
>>262709992yes yes.. but do you also dilate?
>>262711350i want to put madelynn edelfelt in a mating press
>>262711868Madelynn was getting eaten out by four people at one time in the last round
>>262712530tell the story, anon
wiznerd magic fueled pod
>>262712720I was about to fuck your ass but then I got pain mirror memed onI just want you to know I was like 5 minutes away from taking your anal virginity
>>262712720Woah! He just stole that guy's pizza!
>>262712890sure thing bub
>>262712670Madelynn walked onto a escape shuttle that had two wizards, and four zombies. After blasting away with their shotgun they got beat to death by zombies and were feasted upon.
>>262712964still got the wizalso fuck the nigger who lubed the middle section
>>262708465i havent had sex or indeed any physical intimate or romantic contact
>>262712919I stole it from medbay break room
>>262712890Woah! He just stole that guy's anal virginity!
>>262713132Woah! He just stole the medbay break room's pizza!
>>262701679IMPOTENT SEETHING RETARD
>>262642846implying that little spastic would make it that easy for us