Best plane edition. Fuck you.Old Thread: >>262238750GTA:>PC crew:https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/no_fun_aliowed_vg/New member Guide (How to join, Rules, Tips): akari.in/howtojoinnofn>Console crews:https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4)https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/meat_for_the_grinder (Xbone ft. 100% crew black)>Alternative color crew:https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/flibinjibervans>Other crews:https://pastebin.com/sf0S1XPQJoin a crew by posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.Then clicking one of the links above and requesting an invite.Make sure your profile visibility is set to public. After you've been accepted you can change it to Friends & Crew.Do not kill or grief fellow crew members.>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community:To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.>Helpful Information for new Players:https://pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr >Import/Export Guide:akari.in/importexportguide>Regularly updated Vehicle testing:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx_tHjuVuROCv7VtfMkQs7TvJaMdGITxBhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx_tHjuVuROBJQHhnhvA2UdqBhbLIV2DGhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4/RDR:>Various useful maps:https://rdr2map.comhttps://rdomap.comhttps://imgur.com/a/QIX2uQQ>A spreadsheet for all the shit in singleplayer:https://drive.google.com/file/d/1HQl9xb7aaHSHbAKbL6Mg2ez1vW-4dV4V/view>List of weapons required to get perfect pelts, skins, hides, and/or carcasses:https://imgur.com/CoT3a65/rdrg/ psn crew https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/rdrg_red_dead_online/wall
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukRJfafblwQ>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FAwill GTA VI let me capture this feel?
>>262463217Does the Futo have a livery which looks exactly like the one in the anime?
>>262463217Are you 12?
>win car>buy gargoyle>session empties of its own accord>do saletoday was a good day
>>262463314honestly there are so many liveries now that i dont know which are neat references and which are just paint for the sake of paint>>26246334826, 12 year olds aren't allowed to play GTA
Do roll cages and the like do anything or just cosmetic?
>>262464507i cant say that i know but off-road tyres have some marginal effect according to more autistic people than myself
>>262463217you might be able to capture the first one in gtao if the new unreleased gauntlet is any good
how/when do I get paid as prospect? I know CEO associates get paid every couple minutes and get bonusses while in CEO radius, but how does this work for MC?
I want Ms. Agatha Baker to hire me!
>>262466643she's mine buckoyou can have the french bargirl on the yacht
>>262464789If you can't trust video game autists, then who can you trust?
>>262464418Well, you have the mentality of a 12 year old, and the hindsight of a kid half that age.
I want this
>>262467879You can buy it from the super autos website.
>>262467879goodbecause you cant
>>262466812>you can have the french bargirl on the yachtI like to headcanon that you can rape the camembert out of her following a successful Piracy Prevention raid
>>262467879You don't actually want it, just so you know
>>262467879[DARUDE SANDSTORM INTENSIFIES]
Did the casino update fuck the games performance or what?Getting like 44 fps in the casino and my GPU usage is stuck at 40%Outside areas feel worse too
>>262470758Upgrade your toaster from a 4 slot to a 6 slot.
>>262467879>cant play our own music out of its speakersNOFUNPERMITTED
>>262471304You can, but everyone else hears it as their music. So it's best to ride around in it in passive mode blaring the most annoying station you can think of.
>>262464861In singleplayer its not even as fast as the normal Gauntlet, so probably not
>game takes 500 years to load into online>even in borderless window you can't tab out or you'll get a crash or connection error
>>262466587well that's disappointing, no reason to help a friend steal supplies then
>>262471452Play this on repeathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6_mfv4qems
>>262471861you can Ctrl+Esc out of regular windowed just fine
>>262471861works on my machine :^)
>>262472850Can confirm it works on anon's machine.
>>262473632I can confirm that this anon confirmed that it works on the another anons computer. We went out for milkshakes after.
>>262475519aw man i had milkshake on my own earlier we could have met up
>>262476289I want a cherry coke Slurpee.
>>262477316i only have IRN BRU left im afraid but with the festival on im sure some schmuck is selling £20 cups of ice to all the tourists
>>262472146is this song even in the game anymore? I haven't heard it in ages, takes me back to singleplayer in 2013..
can you just log out when you're being raided? fuck these missions
>>262478568the mc club raids? yes, but as soon as you start a club again it will trigger the raid
>>262479339do you really lose all the upgrades if your shit gets raided
>>262479339Ah I see, thanks. Are there any tricks to stop the prisoner vehicle stealing my coke workers other than get good? I don't want to blow it up of course, I just managed to win the mission, but the other day I got killed and had to set up the whole operation again, that's why I'm kinda wary of these raids
>>262479565>Are there any tricks to stop the prisoner vehicle stealing my coke workers other than get good?They often pull over and get out to shoot you if you try to ram them, which is very helpful
>>262457201I got u
What vehicle is being released tomorrow?
>>262482663>I'm a Chuckster!
>>262482213PC release when?i just want to massacre small animals and collect their parts
>>262482350Dodge Demon which is shit so dont get too excited
>>262479565FMJ rounds on your pistol/smg
>>262483004so how hard do long weapons hit in RDO?back in rdr1 you could basically ride right up to people to engage with the heavy pistol as long as your horse didnt get shot in the head
The amount of clothing that NPCs can wear but PC cannot is baffling
>doing caravan escort mission in RDRO>player attacks me>kill his horse>have to pay 4$ for his horse insurance?
>no random native american attacks>no native americans>can't rob npcs>can't rob stores>can't do bank heists>can't rob trains>can't load wagons with goods>can't own properties>can't even get a prostitute>no legendary animals in mp>can't craft clothing items in mpWhat is rockstar even doing with RDRO?
>>262486140>Native American attacks >in 1899Goddamn you are a fucking moron.
>>262486308So what? This game desperately needs content and being historically accurate is the least of worries for this game.
>>262485496>4$>4 dollarsIt's $4 for currency. Haven't you fucking noticed '$' is always at the start of the number?
>>262486308Actually, RDO takes place in 1898.But yeah, within the game's own story the native americans in the region are put into a reservate, not allowed to be armed etc so it'd be a massive leap in the game's setting to have "random native attacks".The game does have the Skinner Gang that uses bows and native style equipment but are ethnically a mix of different races.>>262486140RDO is a work in progress. There will be more stuff coming in the Summer Update, maybe they'll add more robbing opportunities, maybe they'll add a "job" like a Bandit to counter the Bounty Hunter job that's one of the early "jobs" they'll roll out.>>262484261It's been a while since I played but I was killing folk with 1-2 pump action shotgun blasts, didn't really use rifles that much.
>>262486140My character is a native and I make it my solemn duty to slay wh*tes who dare grief the session.
>>262487462have a fun roleplay, Bobby Hill
Why is everyone only doing headhunter and not any other vip job?
>>262487850Because it’s the best paying one and can be done in under a minute.
>>262486865>only just now realized RDO takes place in 1898 because of that belt bucklegoddamn I'm dumb, I thought it was just a random number they chose
Do you think they’ll be a casino permaban if they have to ban you too many times
>>262488708As if anyone plays the casino for enjoyment
>>262488565Yea, it takes place before the actual game so you're able to have some NPCs from the gang in the online to interact with but not too long before, otherwise the infrastructure being pretty much the same would be weird / suspicious.I am assuming that the final set of story missions for RDO will culminate to the Law Enforcement's clash with the Van Der Linde gang on the river ferry in Blackwater which I feel like is something that would be better reserved for singleplayer DLC buuuttt just musing.
If I set my bunker on both research and production, at what point do the goods pay off the research skip? Is it even worth it to fast track researches? Because I feel like paying 240k for some stupid livery I'll never use is maximum jew
>>262487725where do I find more of these and who draws their characters?
>>262489029I remember back when rdrg was a thing someone brought up an idea of a 64 player final story mission where its just an endless onslaught against law enforcement where everyone dies, still think it's a fun idea
>>262487850Easiest to do, and pays as much if not more than others.
>>262489504Berylunee (nowdays Pinkerton Queen).She creates very high quality RDR fanart and has a serious vidya crush on Agent Milton from RDR2, her Original Character Alice Milton whom she roleplays as is her wife and she's created a lot of fan art of her OC and Milton together. It's a bit weird but it's also strangely wholesome and endearing and I think that her artwork really is genuinely good.
>>262471861Go to settings and turn off the freeze screen when loss of focus.
What is casino soft ban like?Do you get a notification? Is your ability to enter casino stopped?
>>262493323You can enter the casino, but when you go to gamble at any table/computer, you'll get a notice on the left side of the screen saying something along the lines of that activity isn't available right now.
>>262482663>>262482448fugg... I never knew I wanted to play a car wrestling game but now I need one
>>262486140be like me with GTAO: join 5 years after launch when there's actual content. I pity those fags who grinded this game for 4 years doing contact missions and other bullshit. What a waste of life span. Me? I just joined last week, got $60 million horsebux and I'm just having a good old time right now with my toys and tons of heists and missions to choose from
heist discord link plox
Attraction of the Stromburg vs a more traditional choice like a Delux etc?
>>262495419Its cheap af right now
>>262471565Why does it have to be like this?
What's a good way to make hella money?I want to help my friend get his nightclub.
>>262490383If I had any talent I'd draw fanart of my fixations as well.
>>262490383I hope someone talented does some cute fanart of GTA's CEO Assistant soon. Her voice is making me fall in love with her everytime I hear her speak. I never skip her phone calls and always hope she talks for a long while when sourcing a car or cargo. She's just so perfect
>>262498320Could always go to DeviantArt and look for artists that do fanart of Rockstar Games' stuff. You might have to actually pay for a commission though.
>>262495419you wont get obliterated in a chadberg by the mk2 faggots or HE sniper. people will actively avoid you.
What's the best first thing to buy after getting the CEO office? Small warehouse for more money potential, Kuruma to minimize NPC fuckery on grinding VIP missions, or Buzzard to have that available for starter air transport/attack?
>>262498918>paying for artCringe.Just give exposure
>>262487725>>262490383This is really fucking cringey.
>>262499675>just give exposureI'm sure artists will be practically throwing themselves to create high quality custom art for you on their free time for the exposure you're giving them.
>>262499667Should have bought biker shit + nightclub insteadAt least don't bother with crates, go straight for the carsBuzzard is primarily for mobility, if you have some other way to quickly move around the map, you don't really need it. Cargobob could be useful for car selling provided you don't die of boredom midflight, driving those cars is more dangerous but fun
>>262500025You say cringy but I think it's creative and inspiring.
>>262499667Armored Kuruma then CEO vehicle warehouse (not office garage), once you fill the vehicle warehouse a certain way it pays much better than crates since you’re only stealing the same two supercars with max payout over and over.The CEO missions aren’t especially time critical so you don’t need a helicopter but they’re nice later. If you got the starter pack the Frogger is decent, remember to “buy” it at $0 so you can grab them from Pegasus or your office.
>>262499667Vehicle warehouse first thing. Don't bother with crates ever, they'll fill your office with unremovable garbage.
>>262500102>Should have bought biker shit + nightclub insteadDon't listen to this retard.
>>262497160Tell me more.
>>262500693>>262500316>>262500102Good to know, I'll probably go for Kuruma then I/E warehouse so I get a more consistent income. Any thoughts on weapons aside from the Carbine and gold rooty tooty point n shooty?
bros.. I kinda wanna replay and 100% GTA 5 single player. But I'm thinking of all these potential online monies I'm gonna lose out on by not playing online
>log on gta>Social Club Rockstar Games has given you clothes>never signed up for social clubwat do
>>262501973>Good side panels>Ugly front>Gross roof>Paper thin windshield A pillarsanother overpriced super straight into the trash
>>262502552According to previews of it, it's going to be a classbreaker, beating out the vagner in all aspects.
>>262502552I mean, the Senna(which the Emerus is based on) isn't exactly the prettiest McLaren out there either.
>>262503151What the fuck happened to car design?
>>262463217You mean become the fastest driver in the tongva area by the second one? If so I’m always up for a battle.
>>262502552as a car blind person this game is great. so many overpriced useless cars I don't care about. All I need is my ricered up ruiner which is my car of choice since the game's launch and the buzzard.
>>262503897>RuinerNice.>ricered upI'll kill you for that.
>>262502552>>262503151>>262503509What the fuck is wrong with you all? It is perfect, it isn’t for casuals, it is a RACECAR it is meant to go fast, it has been wind tunnel tested to perfection. Every little bit of the car has a purpose.
I want a nissan 240sx/first gen honda nsx gta hybrid knockoff.
>>262503509computers took over it
>>262501978Rifles are all pretty similar (except the AK which sucks in this game), however IIRC only the ar15 can be upgraded to mk2, thus making it superiorThe short pump shotty is surprisingly powerful, you can also use it on bikesNever get anything in the smg/mg slotAP pistol is the best drive by weapon in the gameGet the heavy sniper asap
>>262503509cars like that will either be looked at as abhorrent or really cool in 20 years I think it's good that boundaries are being pushed but fuck I would go for something else if I had the money >>262504315 it's street legal it's not a race car
>>262504647>only the ar15 can be upgraded to mk2Wrong.The assault, carbine, special and bullpup rifles can all be upgraded to mk2.
>>262501978Get mk2 weaponsOne silenced + one loud assault rifle (not the ak, even mk2 is trash)Combat mg mk2 is fantastic in missions because you can keep enemies ragdolled at good distances for a long amount of timeMk2 snipers are straight upgrades, don't get the thermal scope, thermal goggles have the same effectUpgrade the SMG to mk2, it can be used from bikes and is probably the best driveby weaponStone hatchet is fun outside of missionsAP pistol is still the best driveby in cars weapon i believeHeavy revolver is good if you have good aimThe laser weapons are worse version of the real weapons, except for the Up-And-Atomizer because it can knock over people and unstuck cars
>>262504315Oh yeah? What's the purpose of the foot window in the door?
>>262505464So peasants can watch you jerk off as you speed past them
>>262505374>>262504647Still only at 500k, so I'll see if I can grind some horsebux and see what I can get from that. Thanks for the tips. Hope I can get in the PC crew one of these days.
>>262505464To look at feet, duh
>>262505730You know there's no level requirement or anything for joining right?We'll help you with missions, maybe even some of us will host heists and give you the lion's share
>>262505884I know, still just waiting on the invite to go through.
>>262505993Did you post your name
>>262506190Couple times.IGN: Harmour
how get horsebux???
>>262506696>shoot a cowboy>climb on the horse>spur the crap out of it>horse bucks>???>GTA$
>>262506241All I can do is wish you luck since I'm not exactly sure who runs the puppetmaster account.Maybe try messaging them since I think they're the only account used for invite management now.
>>262504490Fuck yes please
>>262504490I want a Buccaneer Mk2 with working clamshells.
Should I buy the oppressor now? Or is there a chance it might be in a weekly sale
>>262510939Don't ever buy anything expensive the day before update day
>>262511278Good point I’ll wait
I wish we could actually make drugs instead of just delivering them and just do tedious management... All these beautiful machines... And all you do is 2 minutes boring delivery missions against braindead NPCs shooting at your from cars or random players...This could have been fun : making drugs with recipes, if you miss something your drug quality decreases. Turf wars against other drug lords, real actual missions...Here every drug type feels the same, the same boring micromanagement with a computer, delivering, 2 random vans popping to kill you and that's it.Also they can add more to their old DLCs, there are so much potential, why are they leaving them to die?It's all about hopping into the next DLC and leaving the last one to die. For instance who's using or are going to use the Nightclub now?
>>262504820Toyota GT1, Mercedes CLK GTR, Renault R5, Porsche 962 are all street legal just to name a few.>>262505464Weight + you can see the road.
>>262502815the best atm is not the vagner though, but yes emerus will be classbreaker. Problem is they say the same about the krieger too, so we don't really know which one will be the best one
>>262513451those are more examples of cars which had road legal variants built for homologation purposes, while the senna is a super car first-hand
>>262513414I wish the business managment was more complex than>Do boring mission to get thing>Do boring mission to sell thing>All missions involve respawning AI with perfect accuracyChinatown Wars was more in-depth than this. Hell, the fucking PS2 Scarface game was more in-depth than this.
God fucking dammit, I hate the domino mini game and the fact that I’m cursed with 1-star panthers.
What are the places in the GTA / RDR or other Rockstar franchises series that make you the most uncomfortable / uneasy for whatever reason?In San Andreas I felt creeped out by the countryside forests because they were really empty and I still believed in the idea of Bigfoot being somewhere in there.Tumbleweed in RDR1 made me pretty uncomfortable by night.RDR2 has actually dark nights so pretty much anywhere during a thunderstorm / dark night that is not a settlement I feel like I need to get into a settled area. They did a super good job with RDR2's atmosphere, the dark nights feel actually genuinely spooky and seeing a fellow traveler on the road is often a relief.
>>262513451>Extra glass means less weight>Thinking it's a good idea to look down at your door panel when driving>Thinking there's anything you need to see down there
>join lobby with a crew of 6 people>they have at least 2 people hacking, permanently off radar>great are flying jets or MK2>start killing me as soon as I walk out of casino and follow me as soon as i spawn and wont let me just drive off and do my shitHow is this fun for people?
Any Xboners in this thread with nothing better to do? I bought all the properties and shit (Buzzard, Yacht, etc) I wanted with horsebux so I don't really NEED money or anything I'm kinda just looking for some mission bros, specifically heistbros because I never actually did them all even back on dedgen. I'm also willing to make an empty pub session if anyone wants to do business stufftl;dr Xbro wants to actually play the game, post dem gamertags
Van Horn is pretty cozy. Although if you do anything to wrong a man in this town better prepare to have a 15 minute shootout when every man in the town tries to kill you.
>>262501973Fuck me will they ever cool it with the boring as batshit supercars?I virtually never see anyone driving them anyway, it's all just people who either ride their MkII everywhere or drive their favourite older cars everywhere. For all the chattering about people winning the Thrax in the first week of Casino I've not seen ANYONE driving it.Just in general, do people really give a fuck about Supercars anymore? what cars would you rather see in the game?I honestly just want a fucking E-Type at this point and I'll be able to buy it, add it to my collection, and be done with GTAO. We need more convertibles but there's like six in the whole goddamned game.
I thought I was nuts or maybe it was a one time thing but I actually witnessed GTAO deleted all my pistol ammo after I reloaded my gun. I have the full 9999 ammo but I reloaded once and it dropped down to like 256 or so. Is this a known issue?
What's your favorite painting from the casino store?
>>262520073>do people really give a fuck about Supercars anymore?Retarded zoomers do. They push cards and fly off the shelves into the garages of idiots who don't have the brain cells to remember that they had the exact same shit sold to them last update.Cars come in three flavors at Rockstar: edgy kiddy batmobiles, obscure hipster junkers, and weaponized power trips. God help you if you want any vehicles from 1980 to 2010 added to the game in a stock form.
>>262520073>For all the chattering about people winning the Thrax in the first week of Casino I've not seen ANYONE driving itHOW CAN I BE BETTER AND UNIQUER THAN YOU IF YOURE DRIVING THE SAME CAAAAAAAAAR?!
>>262504490Fuck yes please Rockstar, just give us the Tuner update we've literally squawked about for years on here.>modern MX-5 w/Bennys upgrade to an NA MX-5>180SX>non-shitty Arena Wars version of the ZR380>classic ZR350 that resembles it's San Andreas RX-7 counterpart, complete with insane sounding dorito powered engine>some nice classic cars, E-Type, weaponized/deweaponized JB700, etc>lots of updates to old vehicles, butterfly valves that actually work, new engine models and mods for existing cars etc.
>>262521234I hope they never do a tuner update because you guys are all fags.
>>262520073>Just in general, do people really give a fuck about Supercars anymore? what cars would you rather see in the game?As long as it's well made I don't mind what kind of car it is, but there do seem to be more supercars that are forgettable junk. Weak, reused engine sounds, poor performance (although part of that is just the game itself), poor modelling. Hell the SC1 looks like it fell out of a game with a more cartoony artsyle because it's so blocky and low poly looking. Kids will buy anything if it's wacky enough I guess.
>>262522017This problem extends to clothes, too. Some of the clothes are so poorly modeled and textured they look like they came from a mod. A San Andreas mod.
>>262450664Just Cause 4 is pretty fun. It’s glitchy, but that’s honestly part of the charm. I got the deluxe edition a few months back on PS4 for 1500 putin bucks on sale and it’s a purchase I don’t regret at all
>>262521461True , but at least it'd be slightly more interesting than another shitty batmobile that gets forgotten about within a day forever.I literally just remembered any of the special vehicles existed like, a week ago.>>262521147pls gib hipster junker bullshit. I want my Foxbody too.At this point all I really want it a way to change engine sounds in-game. Like, being able to do an engine transplant to swap sounds would be neat, and I'd finally be able to have my last-gen Coquette Classic engine sound back.
>>262518225Man I fuckin' love Van Horn. All I want is a butcher to open up in Van Horn or Annesburg so I can live up in Roanoke forever. Literally the nicest place in the game.Also, it's extremely fuckin dumb that Butcher's Creek doesn't have a butcher stall either. Like seriously, is it just me or is that retarded?
>>262502815Performance doesn't matter in my book since nobody wants to actually play proper races in GTA:O anyways, its always those shitty stunt racesI judge cars based on their looks or raw top speed for doing heists/missions
>>262524585If only they wouldn't nerf every car with an enjoyable top speed into the dirt because of limitations established in 2013.RE-7B, Viseris, we hardly knew ye.
>>262483243That was a sick ass reversal on the trailer's part
BAWSAQ online when?
>Bullying a low level>Push his car off the road and drive away>Watch him on the minimap>He keeps getting run over by cars for like 5 minutes instead of stealing one>Chase him around a little more until he ends up in the water>Drive away and watch him on TV>He spends the next few minutes trying to shoot the driver of every car that comes by instead of just standing in front of it>Always fails and gets run over>It's a white guy with dredsFigures.
>>262526225Never. It would be fun and people would make money on it. The two things Rockstar hates more than anything.
>>262524585Sadly the only key stats on vehicles anymore are "can it take a dozen missiles" and "how fast can it fly"
Need invite to PC gtagSoc: sadpanda44y
>>262527760>tfw rockstar will never have an update that has grotesque twins introduce you to the stock market and run missions for them
So which mk.2 weapons are a must have? What’s the best assault rifle?
newish player here. is there a way i can queue just for super car races to try to win races in that class? i pick "race" and "race series" from the quick jobs but it only gives me meme races like the jetpack and aquatic races. and every race only has like 3-4 people max. is everyone really just playing quick play?
>>262530497Class doesn't actually matter. Win 100 races and you unlock everything.
>>262530084Revolver with HPSMG with HPShotgun with flechette (PvE) or explosive (anti-vehicle)Bullpup Rifle or Special CarbineCombat MGMarksman RifleHeavy Sniper with incendiary (OHKO bodyshots) or explosive (anti-aircraft)
>>262531316Revolver with incendiary is great for killing bullet sponge AI on missions.
>>262532290This, even if they have a billion HP it stunlocks them because the revolver and heavy sniper have a 100% chance to ignite.
>Having a fun session with the crew>Skiddie summons us all to an apartment to drop money bags on us>Leave to another session>Can see the weather strobe going on while I'm still in clouds>Join another session>Game crashes
>any modder pls drop mone>modder pls remove the campfire under meIt writes itself
>>262534197I give you free money and you leave?! You deserved what I did to you.
>>262513918damn that plane is ugly af fliying with a wheel hanging
how is ms baker so cute when all the other girls look like trannys
>>262537524they gave her a smooth jawline instead of trying to remove it entirely.
do horsebux still work on console? I caught a permaban for being naughty in public but can still play on PS4 for some reason
>>262537372Yeah it maybe ugly, but its the mvp for dog fighting
>>262521461Tuners > Muscle. Enjoy spinning out, wheelspinning and sliding forever whilst im across the finish line
>>262510531>>262507354The best popups ever.
>>262513918>the best atm is not the vagner thoughwhat is it then
>>262539738>I don't know how to use the brakes>And also I use a kyeboard and thus have no throttle control
>>262539738>being so much of a driverlet that you can’t handle a muscle car
>>262540765I will concede youd most probably win drags, but add twists and turns and it overGood looking though
>>262541528>driverletthats news to me
>Working for a fresh CEO collecting crates since I've got nothing to grind for the first time in a while>newbie takes my sanctus and I warn them about its awkward handling>Reach the meet point when he gets the call about the seller getting spooked>Have ourselves a chuckle before carrying oncomfy sessions are so hard to come by these days.
>>262541563Muscles don't win anything period because Rockstar hates them and doesn't even let them go fast in a straight line.Take turns seriously is not a problem if you know how to use the brakes. Read: Don't jam the button as hard as you can and lock the brakes so you slide.
>>262541776Yeah i was thinking more IRL situations desu. A muscle would dominate a drag race. I wish by adding external engine intakes and actually making your engine bigger would ACTUALLY make your car go faster but no. Haha please buy this supercar that everyone else will own, thanks
>>262542084>desu ok phone
>check up on the races>5 chips in inventory>go to buy more>gain 9.5 million
>>262542225wordfilters m8, not your phone
>>262542286What are you trying to explain here?
>Come into crew session>One of us is oppressorshitting>One of us is hydrashitting>Leave session
>>262543613Thats exactly what just happened to me. My chips dissapeared while I had my macro running and reappeared when I went to buy more. I hope this is just some freak accident and not some form of "anticheat"
I hate when my ISP is rangebanned
Is the god mode off radar glitch still active on consoles??
>tfw car blind>can neither appreciate jewstar's efforts with cars nor rage because of my favourite classic not being addedDunno if it's a gift or a curse
>>262545081Yes. Saw a duo doing it outside the casino 30 minutes ago
Does the armor on the club van makes a difference?? The van from the selling missions
>>262546752Only for bullets.
I'm hearing they finally patched horsebux on PC?
>>262548613>nightclub update>no prostitution-related business???That's like the most obvious thing to add
Damn it didn't mean to reply
>>262550298Despite pretending not to be, Rockstar is cucked by leftism. That's why you can't fuck prostitutes in RDR2 and why you won't be able to in GTAVI.
Was the thrax glitch ever fixed. Can I drive it without worry?
>>262550434Beating, shooting and burning women to death is perfectly fine, but sex is taboo?By the way I remember there was some tumblr drama about a mission in rdr2 where you kill a feminist or something like that, how did it all end?
>>262550434you can't fuck prostitutes in rdr2 because you have a love already and tb
>>262550434>>262550661Do you guys just like lying to yourselves for validation? Or are you genuinely trying to force some faggy bullshit?
>>262550729What could you possibly mean by that
>>262550704Why can't you online?
>>262550909who wants to fuck an ugly, creepy mute?
>>262551124Prostitutes don't fuck you because they want to, they fuck you because you pay them.
>>262551524then why haven't they fucked you?
>>262552028Because he didn't pay them. Keep up.
>>262550604Answer me faggots
>>262552028Because your mom does it for free lmao
>>262550604i tested the turismo classic i won last week by blowing it up and i could get a replacement from mors insurance without troubleshould be fine
>>262552948Thx for answering I couldn’t find any info anywhere
>try to do horsebux>when you reach "place bet" it closes the horse racing screen and back to you sitting there>it blinks 0 chips takenHave they finally fixed it?
>>262545391Sounds shitty desu. I love cars and though it has its faults Rockstar is overall great at actually making cars that feel good to drive in an open world game. Being unable to see and appreciate a car that I like IRL in a game like this would suck, and honestly I don't know if I'd even play the game since all I like to do is drive in this game.
>>262550434That's retarded anon sorry. Rockstar is just a Western developer, and their biggest market is the US, the head of a bunch of western countries renowned for being fucking prudish as shit about sex despite being very whatever about violence etc.
Will GTA VI’s Online suffer the same fate?
>>262550434>a corporation>leftistlmaoing at you, illiterate virgin.
>>262554280Didn't stop them from making fuckable prostitutes in every game since GTA3.
>>262554317yes, but probably worse since they'll include loot boxes if a bunch of governments haven't clamped down on them by then. Also I imagine half the cars and special vehicles they've released will be re-released through a massive dripfeed at the start of it's lifecycle for exorbitant prices to tide everyone over until the first DLC.Fuck I hope it's not true, but it probably is. At least all we can hope for is to get Vice City back.
>>262554428You couldn’t do anything with prostitutes in either RDRs because John is a faithful married-man and Arthur is too attached to Mary, it’s literally a creative choice. Take your shriveled shrimp and jerk and moan about your miserable lonely life somewhere else.
>>262554428It did make them employ camera locks in some versions of the games to stop people being able to see the shitty pixilated action.It's just the truth my dude, it's a pretty pathetic thing to be hung up on in this day and age but that's how it is atm. I'm not condoning or condemning it, it just is what it is.
Imagine being Rockstars bitch and not modding yourself over a billion dollars to actually get to enjoy game as you climb up the ranks.
>>262554317I want to say it will be better, because they seem to be aware of how much of a disaster GTAO is ( twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/1159516557321658370 ), but this is Rockstar we're talking about. Why they aren't doing more for the existing GTA is beyond me. All they'd have to do is implement a few cooldowns here and weapon changes there and things would be so much better.>>262554553I'm anticipating a cash shop "gems" currency in the next GTAO, like cryptocurrency or something else topical. You'll be able to buy basic cars and guns and properties with regular money but all the contraband and military hardware will only be purchasable with crypto, which can be slowly and painfully mined in-game or bypassed with nu-Shark Cards.
>>262554752>skip completely beyond the ranks>then enjoy climbing up the ranks???
>>262554752I’ve glitched myself hundreds of millions, and there’s fuck-all to do besides fighting juvenile tryhards if you skip the grind. Same problem with RDO.
>>262554317>guns have no recoil>everything has a lock-on>enemies are shown on the map>aircraft controls are gimped to prevent crashing>things that have "mk2" in their names can be used freely without any restrictionWhy even bother "tryharding" in a gane where pvp was never even supposed to be reasonable
>>262554894I'm not just talking about skins you retard.
>>262554883Watch as they recycle Lester yet again for some reason. Guy wanted to lie low and have a peaceful life as an eternal beta like the average /v/ermin, but he’s up for doomsday scenarios and secret government conspiracies or whatever.
>>262555041I mean at least you don't feel like a retard doing things normally you would not want to just to grind for something minor.>>262555062Yeah, people forget that this game was never supposed to be fun but a "satire".
>>262554883Gems *shudder* URGH. Fuck you, here's your "you're probably right" award you animal.Sadly Rockstar has always had a criminal case of fingers-in-their-ears syndrome. Some devs are super open to criticism in an effort to make ther games better, more enjoyable places. For Rockstar though they're always right, no matter what you worthless peasants say. Now please give us more money so we can continue to look down and spit on you from on-high.Its the one thing that has always given me the ultimate shits about Rockstar, the absolute lack of respect they show for their playerbase is fucking abysmal.
>>262555317This game is fun though if you stop grinding shit in freemode instead of playing races, adversaries, missions etc and simply cheating money when you want to buy a new toyI mean, when was the last time you played an adversary? I'm not even talking about the arena, just a couple rounds of juggernaut or deadline? That's where the fun is bros, that's the enlightenment you need
Wtf i keep seeing full sessions in the options menu but there are like 6 guys playing in session
>>262554083For me, it's shooting
>new podium car: jester classicSo is it just gonna be all the classics?
>>262435640>Arena vehicle discounts>Instead of a good double bonus we get double reward arena gamemodes as a resultOh fuck me, I'm so sorry lads. This isn't how I wanted it to happen.
>>262557172Was planning on buying a jester classic so I’m happy I can get one for free
>1 whole month without business bonusesfucking lord
>>262556804I'm kinda that way about guns as well, which is why I've enjoyed RDR2 so fuckin much. The level of detail they put into the guns in that game is wonderful, hell they even managed to pay homage to the percussion firearm system without completely ruining the flow of combat reloading with the LeMat.I remember finding out that you could hold the action open on guns when reloading as well, it's such a pointless thing to be able to do but it's so cool.
>>262557678Not an outstanding car, but fuck me if it isn't one of my favourites and one of my most driven cars.Pic related, its what I based mine off. That metallic bronze paint looks so good.
>>262555639To be honest I just like the complexion they added to cars as in every car behaves somewhat different. Such a shame that there aren't more type of races and settings when hosting one.
A fictional vehicle based on T-72/90 whenA fictional vehicle based on M1 Abrams whenLaser-guided ATGMs whenTV missiles from bf when
was it always free these days?
>>262559006maybe. the attack chopper also free.
>>262558784>>262559135Those were both rewards from the 2018 holiday season. IIRC logging in on Christmas Day and New Year's Day got you a free Insurgent and Buzzard.
>>262558784Did you get the Criminal Enterprise Pack?
>>262559235oh. that explains it.
Any bad men with PECCABLE morality and no good standing in this general need to watch their manners and walk away, right now.
>>262554656RDR2 had pretty weak excuses for it given how you have whole of 3 interactions with Mary as Arthur and the third one is her dumping you with a letter. Seeing her once in chapter 3 would at least remind you she exists. The part about Arthur's affair with a bar wench, his illegitimate son and his family being murdered for 10 dollars is also an optional scene put in almost the very end of the game. So it's explained but rather poorly imho.
The entire ingame internet is just one big penis joke
They could have tried a little harder on the Emerus's model. The thing is low-poly and $2.75mil is too steep
WHATIN THE FUCKKKKKKKKIS THIS FAGGOT GAMBLER 8 CHALLENGEWAS JUST AT IT FOR AN HOUR, HAVEN'T GOTTEN BEEN ABLE TO HIT 3 TIMES WITHOUT BUSTING FUCKING ONCE, GET MY FIRST 3 HITS WITHOUT BUSTING(TO 20 FUCKING 1) AND THEN THE DEALER GETS 21 AND PUSHES WITH MEABSOLUTE FAGGOT GRINDING PURE LUCK CHALLENGE
>>262560891i really REALLY hate the intake on top of it, i hope i'm not forced to buy it just because of meta
>>262561010Casino games are more rigged than in actual real life casinos, don't ever expect to win anything but horses (due to the glitch)
>>262558683>A fictional vehicle based on T-72/90 when>A fictional vehicle based on M1 Abrams whenyou will take your rhino and like it>Laser-guided ATGMs whenfucking never>TV missiles from bf whennot in this generation, look at how the game handles spectator mode
>>262553832wait, is this for real? some cars just aren't available for purchase anymore?
>>262561563There was some server-side wankery that caused the Duke O'Death to be listed out of stock for returning players, I figure the same wankery is going on with those vehicles but the Bandito makes me suspect today's update locked it for anon to prevent people accidentally buying it full price. That's my assumption anyway.
>>262557172>will win the podium and the one i hav alreadyNeat
>>262561404I hate rhino's design. They took the leopard 2, which does not look good as it is already, and then somehow made it even uglier. Well, at least it finally got tracks and not fucking tires like in previous titles
>>262562990>will sell the one i have alreadyFuck me
>make art series>different dimensionsHow do you even fuck this up?
>>262560820The entire game is just one big penis joke
>>262563149Well it's art, it's not exactly mass produced.
post gtao and rdro waifus now
>>262563761They are, it's called screen printing.
What vehicles can be modified in the MOC?
DID THESE STUPID FAGGOTS AT ROCKSTAR KNOW HOW MANY FUCKING FAGGOT FACE CARDS ARE IN A GIVEN DECK OF CARDS BEFORE THEY MADE THIS FAGGOT CHALLENGE?DO THEY KNOW THE PROBABILITY OF BEING DEALT 5, FUCKING F-I-V-E CARDS AND THEIR VALUE STILL BEING 21 OR LESS?
>>262563859My character is ugly...
>>262565042The same ones you can modify in the avenger
Will we ever see a female protagonist in a rockstar game? In story mode I mean
>>262565265doubtful, it seemed like they were building up Sadie to be the second protagonist especially near the end of chapter 6 but the fact they went with the safe bet with John proved they aren't doing female protagonists anytime soon.unless that bully 2 leak is real
>they changed the vehicle you win from the daily spin
>>262565265I'm kind of hoping for a Sadie-centric singleplayer DLC for Red Dead Redemption 2.
>>262565518>seemed like they were building up Sadie to be the second protagonistActually they were building her up to be Arthur's love interest but unfortunately it ended up being cut from the game. Infinite sadness.
>>262565543>it's a fucking jester classic
>>262565718>current rockstar>single player dlcdon’t make me laugh anon
>>262565918You say that but people were also saying that RDR2's single player would be completely barebones, all focus on the multiplayer over the singleplayer etc.
>>262565825yeah I always figured it was Sadie considering that she doesn’t really have a character at all until halfway through chapter 3 and then rarely any scenes in 4 then a ton in 6. It just makes her character flow seem unnatural, but I guess that’s what happens when you cut out 6 hours of a character’s scenes
>>262566605>cutBut why? Nobody was pushing them to release before the deadlines, why not postpone the release for the sake of the second most important character in the game
>>262565840I'm at work so I cant get a recent pic without this makeup on her face. Probably going to spend the 100k to remake my face because the whole point of her looking like a dyke was because my friends and I were doing a lesbian biker gang schtick. Now that they dont play I just look like a black madonna groupie with no friends.
>>262566445I mean I don’t know why people would say that considering the gta v story had a lot of content and online launched with not really much to do, it just seems like it’s going to be a repeat this time especially considering the next big update is an online one and they haven’t even added the lemat or the evans repeater to sp yet. It just makes logical sense that a company would choose online which takes a lot less time and makes a lot more money than a full fledged story dlc that’s not guaranteed to bring in anywhere close to what they could make, but who knows they always seemed to have a bit more artistic integrity when it came to red dead>>262566838If I remember correctly they stated the cut love interest didn't make much sense
>>262563859too bad this is my second character
>>262566927she is cute
>>262566838Things get cut not just because of deadlines but because developers think something doesn't fit the tone of the game, they have competing story drafts etc... I'm personally a but disappointed but understand that is the way it goes sometimes sadly.
>>262568094>that’s the way it goes>not saying that’s the way it is instead
>>262565102>>262561010I HAVE A FUCKING 11 AFTER HITTING TWICE WITH A 5,A,4,A AND CAN'T HIT A 3RD TIME BECAUSE THE GAME ONLY COUNTS IT AS 21 WHEN I COULD HAVE HIT A 3RD TIME FOR FREE AND WON NO MATTER WHAT BECAUSE THE DEALER BUSTEDFUUUUUUCKK THISSSSSSSSS FAGGGGGGGGGOTTTTTTTTTT GAMMMMMEEEEEEEEEFUUUUUUCKK THISSSSSSSSS FAGGGGGGGGGOTTTTTTTTTT GAMMMMMEEEEEEEEEFUUUUUUCKK THISSSSSSSSS FAGGGGGGGGGOTTTTTTTTTT GAMMMMMEEEEEEEEEFUUUUUUCKK THISSSSSSSSS FAGGGGGGGGGOTTTTTTTTTT GAMMMMMEEEEEEEEE
>>262540558S80RR>>262537372nah it's kinda cute
>>262570478>S80RROnly on tracks without straights.
Why are they doing this? Why are they always drip-feeding the worst cars of the DLC first?
>>262570702For exactly that reason. Do make people buy the latest car, only having it rendered obsolete in a week and having to buy the next so kiddies have to buy more sharkcards
>>262570702>Emerus>worstIt's kind of insane, actually. Ugly as all fuck, but insane in terms of performance.
>>262515221thisI wish there was some more involvement, instead of just "collect supplies" *10 hours later* "sell product".
>>262565102>not knowing that casino's use multiple decks of cards per table to prevent people from counting cards
>Check into the Cerberus before committing>No shield generator>Not even seeking fire ballsWhat a load of hot garbage
>>262572728>shield generatorExcuse me fucking WHAT?
>>262572915calm down anon, such a thing doesn't exist in GTA online yet.
>>262520073My favorite car ingame is unironically the XA-21.
>just hit the horsebux cap>can no longer gambleWhat am I supposed to do now? Play the game?
>>262573102If you want the proper minion experience, you need the APC, and a playlist of TM tunes on repeat
why is it so fun to stand in the middle of traffic and whack people's cars with a hammer as they pass
holy fucking shit, look at this price tag, I'll have to get it instantly
>>262573336I've had the APC since release but as a solofag by situation right now, I was hoping to diversify my experience
>>262572915>i can't read
>>262573229Well I mean at least it's not Lamborghini/Ferarri number 246 or one of the hideous dumpster-fires Rockstar shits out when they don't fully copy from existing car designs.
>>262573253Buy fun vehicles and do contact/client/vip missions. I dont give a fuck what anyone says, the contact missions are very fun.
>2013hammer-whack a car with a friend in it to train strength>2015stand on top of armored karumas and use hammer to knock the doors off because they have no deformation mechanic>2019>>262573450
Who else here wants to raw dog Tammy in RDR2?
>>262567127Holy crap she doesn't look inbredPost facial profile
>only managed 14mil on horsebux before being softlocked for the 2nd timefug, at least I got everything needed for nightclub stuff. Back to endless Headhunter/Sightseer loop I go
I just dropped 500000 chips decorating my stupid penthouse nobody else will ever enter
What can I do when GTAO Just keeps crashing? Is there any error log I can find? I don't have any performance issues at all but from time to time it just decides to crash by freezing really fast and let around plays 0.1 Sec of gameplay and then it's just exits to the safe mode / retry meny. Have anyone here had an issue like that?
>bought the A10 last week for full price>its on sale for less than a mil nowi used horsebucks and im still upset
>>262573507What makes the ruiner 2000 worth getting over a deluxo
>>262574929I dont know if the deluxo can 180 on the spoti've taken down so many mk2s by turning on a dime
>>262574739>cant remove decorations>staircase will be forever half decorated unless new stuff comes outif you collect the deck of cards you also get a little glass display thing with three cards in itnever got that one free painting for the grand opening despite getting the 250k
>>262574739>mfw all the tacky props and glass case stuff with party clutter
>>262574780Same but Yacht.
>>262575265They just turned the slow drip valve and put out new items in the casino. All the clothing is still shit, new jester mask and some better decorations. I'm still trying to figure out if we'll ever get to fully furnish the shelves we have in our penthouses. We can only add a single item to the top left, while the rest of the shelves are completely bare.
>>262575895...press [...] to switch place/positioni forget but i think it was arrow keys it says it at the bottom of the screen
is there a list of vehicles that are shown on the map?like I can always see when a player drives around in a opressor mk 2. I also see deluxo's on the mini map. How about ruiners?
>>262576193Even doing that, the rest of the shelving unit isn't touched.
>>262576193Well, shit. Now the issue is there's not enough stuff to put on all of them. There's too much sports shit not enough gun shit.
>>262576335You can't place the same object in a bunch of different spots. >tfw cant put Exotic Bird in every room
Why is NOFN PC the master crew again?>Mostly made up of cheaters and modders>They use modmenus to combat other skiddies because "reporting is for faggots hurrr!">They had autistic rules that cause drama (hurrr durrr crew-killing forbiddened!!!)>Said application of rules is inconsistent at best and downright biased at worst (hurrr durrr H-O-W-L-i is allowed to crew kill!!!)>Circlejerking butt-pals with the crew leader can also get a free pass to do whatever they want>Crew leader is some useless NEET who thinks he's hot shit with his Orbital Cannon vids>They freeroam-shit all day, making sessions boring and stagnant and causing Cuckstar to fix passive mode abuse>They have to play in protected public sessions, otherwise they'd have to deal with shitters and tryhard stalkers>Has to remake their crew over and over just to escape from said stalkers>Comparing online avatars, arguing about which one is more attractive, while never realizing how fucking depraved and absolutely retarded you sound to any outsider>No one cares about running heists or contact missions because they're too busy shitting on randos>Pathetically laments the removal of any money-making glitches/exploits because they're too lazy to do missions/heists/gamemodes>Crew drama everyday, courtesy of resident attention-whore namefags>Circlejerk each other all day on their Discord sekrit club, because they'd be laughed at anywhere elseGTAG VG PS4> No cheaters> More players> Actually play heists/missions/gamemodes> We don't complain nearly as much as you whiny faggots, because we haven't ruined the game for ourselves
wait, you cant sell the vehicle thats on sale that you bought way before the sale started
>>262576262Get a bounty, start fully loaded. It hides your vehicle icon.
>>262576789I have been using mod menus to fuck with people for years>b-b-but cheater NEET circlejerk tranny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l94UPjZXE-QListen to this while I style on you
>>262576583Which is stupid but not the point, the point is that for places like this only the upper left shelf cubbyhole will be decorated, the other slots will forever remain empty. For example, i have bought both the white & black basketballs, but can't display them together on this shelf, because only the upper left is a decoration slot. I can change them out for one another, but that's it.
>>262577497I didn't touch that shelf at all because it looks like a giant decoration itself.
>>262577497Bro I leave that shit empty as a metaphor for my soul.
>>262577297>mod menu user is being worshipped by his poor friends so he will drop cash for them>see he's in a stromberg and buzz him with some missiles for lolz>gets butthurt in chat and threatens that he can and will "take you off that bike">call him a faggot and tell him to do it>he actually uses his mod menu to boot me off my mk2>clip the VoD and send to rockstar along with a link to his profile>change sessions and go right back to doing free mode activities on my fagmobileImagine being a modder and thinking it makes you any better than a script kiddie. Even worse if you pay for it.
>>262577297I've never had a problem with modders but I find that the people who complain about them are way more annoying.
>he thinks his reports and clips matter
Does anyone else have problems with rockstar servers? They tend to shit themselves when i'm in the casino, especially when spinning the wheel
>>262577497No, you can move over to the other slots.Won't allow you to put that yacht model or other table top models in there though ;^)Seriously, the pajeets that coded this shit need supervision.
>>262578312Everyone i have ever reported with a VoD has gotten at least a temp ban.
>>262573102>>262573336>mfw deciphering the minion codes for the first time
>>262577497Literally look at the button prompts on the bottom of the screen.Seriously, people like you are the kind who don't use their parachute on pacistan
>>262578568I admire the LARP but how do you prove someone specifically kicked you off your vehicle?
>decide to play a bit of some smugglers run stuff in hopes i get the mig mission with my friend>some guy joins and tries to take my friends spot in the two seater we've been going around in since he got the game>kick him out and run over him to get to my friend>dont think anything of it until we get to sandy shores>see a mk2 zooming at us on the minimap>oh fuck me.jpg>he gets a couple shots off on us, friend goes "fuck it" and just sits around doing a gang attack>start up fully loaded>get in ruiner and shoot him down>continues to use every vehicle in the game with those shitty instant "fuck you" lock ons>starts saying im hacking because he cant lock on>he leaves after we gun him down near trevor's house a few times>after doing the mig mission we go to the casino>another guy joins and we just gamble for a bit and have a good timebroomstickfags should be put down
>>262579867My input is mapped and visible on the VoD, the guy said specifically in chat what he was going to do and then seconds later I was kicked off my bike. Idiot was dumb enough to say it in text chat.
Have you guys found your casinofu yet?
>>262580778No but I desperately want to gun down those 2 old Wisconsin people in the store
>>262580778the blonde that sometimes leans on the wall on the way to the table games and is sometimes on the slot machinesbut Baker is my one and only
>>262580837I'll just get you some of that soup you like!
>>262580974Amy baker is straight up unrealistic.Amy acknowledges your existance, the girls in the casino don't and there's no point in fantazing about unrealistic women
>>262580778the shop attendant. Still convinced that line about recognition means something other than just being a strangely cute way of commenting on staring at her inventory for long enough
I'm disappointed with the low amount of penthouse decorations, but I don't know what I expected
>>262581742I'm sort of hanging out for the action figures, that'll fill up the shelvesAt this point there's now more trash than art in mine
>>262581742Since the smallest cabinet is 9, I expected at least 9 car models not 2.
>>262582436There are a bunch more that haven't been released.
>>262581742I'm disappointed the room can't be thoroughly trashed. Scattered beer cups and a couple loose panties after a party isn't enough.
>>262580974how do i do missions with baker? i don't have her in my phone. do i need to own the casino penthouse?
>>262582829Yes, when you buy the penthouse you get her as a contact and you can call her as a CEO/MC to request jobs.
>enter freeroam>guy in all black in oppressor mkII camping low levels>shoot him down>spawns in with explosive RC car>kills me>kills himself over and over until he can spawn a new RC car>this is all he does
>>262577497you could move it to a spot you want occupied, then switch it with the decoration you actually want there
>>262582932thanks i want to cream her pussy
>>262582943>find their profile on Rockstar social club>you cant report them for anything but name or avatar
>>262582943>some dude with a K/D of like 132 is killing people at the boardwalk>every time he comes even remotely close to being in danger of dying he suicides>decide to fuck with him >disable his weapons and teleport him to me and kill him like 20 times>before he disconnects I see his KD is now 18Get fucked KD hero.
>>262583635im not sure i get everyones fascination with the gallowsyou have rope as a weapon and can feel people to animals, drop them off ledges, feed them to to the train, drown them among other things the gallows is just a dangly rope nobodies even being lynched
>>262577245Right he's asking if there's a list of every vehicle with a unique icon on the map
>>262584135I have this fantasy where I hog tie some cutie and take her to the gallows, strip off all of her clothes, put the noose around her neck, and just start fucking her while holding her up. Just the thought of her not being able to fight it because if she does she causes herself to be hung is almost as hot as the fact that I will be dropping her anyway after I cum. Busted like 50 nuts just imagining this scenario with player characters posted here.
>>262583635I wish you would use a gallows in real life
Cars you want but you know Rockstar would never add them
Is there a way to check your Diamond status?
>>262584135I remember being something like maybe 10-12 and seeing this wild west movie or series where a blonde cowgirl was tied up and she was being taken to a trial and this one guy was going like "I'll be there to watch when they hang you" because she killed his father in duel. I at the same time wanted to save her and punch the guy but I remember getting a big erection thinking of her standing on the gallows all noosed up ready to plunge through the trap door. I went upstairs and was very, very ashamed and I got anxious every time hanging or nooses etc were mentioned until the time when I played Red Dead Redemption 1 the first time and I got to the part where Bonnie McFarlane gets hanged so I was of course really anxious for her well being and wanted to save her but I also got a big raging stiffy watching her strangle and kick her boots so I masturbated to the gallows fantasy there and then after saving her... although she did die a couple of times because I had to redo the sequence a few times.I don't hate women or anything and I most definitely don't like at all the idea of replicating this fantasy in real life unless it was a safe simulation with a willing participant but yeah, when it comes to wild west and gallows fantasies I get turned on by the idea of the cowgirl climbing the gallows steps, positioned on the trapdoor, noosed and then she falls as the trapdoor opens and the noose grips her neck and she starts kicking...It's something that used to prevent me from enjoying wild west settings in the past since hangings etc got me very anxious and reminded me of the fantasy I used to mentally block but Red Dead Redemption 1 and 2 helped me to better accept the fantasy. But it's fairly odd place to be at since normal people think of me as a creep because of this fetish and I personally think that a lot of the other people into death fetishes are often just mentally retarded weirdoes and I also don't like the incel crowd that's into this stuff.
>>262586591Also unrelated I feel like horse number 1 isn't getting me as many horse bux as it should constantly placing second
how can I be offline from rockstars friends services? I don't want my crew dudes to join my public solo lobby. I wanna sell sell sell. Leave me the fuck alone with your co-op bullshit.
>ruiner 2000 can't be stored in regular garages way to kill my interest
>jump off high ledge>realize I dont own a parachute
>>262587650Where is it stored? I'm sure it said mine was being sent to nc but I didn't really bother to read it
>>262587852IIRC it's stored in the basement of your I/E garage
Just wasted over 8k on pamphlets and I still don't have the express explosive ammo and the dynamite arrows. Why is this shit so fcking expensive? I hope a new money glitch comes out soon
>>262574929ruiner missiles will istantly annihilate 99% of oppressor shitters. best tracking in the game
>don't wanna be a fag opressor user>but it makes jobs and missions so much more efficientwat do
>>262587650yeah that's pretty shit. I didn't know this and pulled the trigger on it with the Twitch discount. Gotta have to call it via special menu, which has a cooldown even. Ah well, it's still a nice car.
>>262588873Theres nothing wrong with owning an oppressor, its how you use it.
>>262587723>friend just started playing gta online and knows nothing about it at all>tell him I'm going to show him around the map and points of interest>spend like 40 minutes playing tour guide>finally at the top of mount chilliad >tell him I'm going to show him a fun hidden stunt jump>free wheel my deluxo off a ramp and get clear enough to fall for 10 or so seconds so he thinks we're going to die>him and I both screaming>turn on fly mode and tell him we must have hit 88 miles per hour about halfway down the mountain>as hes telling me I have a shit sense of humor I eject him the rest of the way down the mountainThis game can be magic.>>262588873If people give a shit about you using a deluxo/mk2 to mind your own business they're a bigger shitter than you for owning one in the first place.>>262588780Deluxo fires ruiner missiles my friend.
>>262588997is one of the few armed rides that can still passive pop. ultralight can also go passive.
Okay, so I have:- Shitty MC- Shitty cash factory- Shitty bunker- Good NCI set up the initial stuff in the bunker, in the cash factory, bought an extra mechanic in NC and put both of them on weapons/cash duties. But I am retarded and I have no fucking idea when/how to restock and sell this shit, and what to upgrade first. Also, I shouldn't really upgrade the Paleto Bay bunker and instead should rather save up for a better (Chumash?) one, right?
where can I find a lobby where people will not just randomly headshot me when we pass each other on the way to the casino. ideally I'd want a carebear lobby: just people doing their thing, doing their businesses, generating money. only idiots annoy other people for no reason
>>262589162>its a start pack retardcongratz on being a retard, sell all that shit and buy decent locations near the highway.
>>262582943>oppressor shitter blows up my car>waste my time shooting him off the bike and plenty more times after>posts my (fake) IP address in chat>boots me to story mode somehow
>>262573929>hammer-whack a car with a friend in it to train strengthWait wtf does that still work? Will it give my character actual visible muscles?
>>262589162I dont even bother selling the stock, just use the NC for passive income while grinding vip/client/contact missions. It's worth upgrading if you intend to sell the stock but you will get missions that require you deliver multiple separate vehicles.
>>262589325did you censor your characters eyes?
>>262589264CESP was on huge sale in my region, I'm sure that even just at 1mil + the price of the initial stuff (that doesn't matter, like MC for instance) it was totally worth it>>262589368>while grinding vip/client/contact missionsCan you elaborate? I have bought MOC and Terrorbyte, but haven't done anything with them yet.
>1st day>already have the showcar>tfw torn between duplicating the old one and selling it or having a street one and a race spec one
>>262589348>visible musclesnojust the stat and presumably more melee damage and climbing speed
>want to sell cars>set last location to import/export garage>choose new sessions because fuck driving/flying there>alt-tab out and browse /rsgg/ on my 2nd monitor while the game loads (in borderless fullscreen mode)>up in the clouds for the last 5 minutessigh. so I can't even alt tab out of this shit without breaking anything?
>>262524585You’re looking in the wrong places then.
>>262589570Most vip work is piss easy with end-game equipment like a deluxo or mk2. The terrorbyte gives you access to client missions which are like mini heist set ups (for example one is robbing a diamond store after using a drone to disable the alarm, another involves using the terrorbyte to hack cameras around the city to find a heist in progress and steal their take). Contact missions are the default missions everyone plays when they're new, but they're more fun with big boy toys.
>be min/maxer faggot>buy mk 2 with horsebux>use it for literally everything because it's the most efficientfucking hate myself. so many fun and interesting vehicles and I only use the fag bike
>>262590145what is peak meme-mobile these days?havent seen a mower in like two years
I want to FUCK Tanisha. Bros, how do I get a cute black gf like her?
>>262590145Eh i dunno, i have a mk2 and a deluxo and even though the bike is faster i prefer the deluxo every time. I also have a ton of fun using my tampa and speedo van so those get a lot of use too. If you aren't having fun using the vehicles, stop using them?
>https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/61087/The-Diamond-Program-Expansion?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=gtao-diamondprogram-08152019&utm_content=newswirediamond program mk.IIcomplete all the story missions again to unlock a red t-shirt
>>262591406> Platinum Status members who complete all Casino Story missions (whether completed this period or in the previous qualification period) nah, you get everything provided you did it the last time. you can do it all over again for 400k (LMAO)
>>262591406>did everything on the first day>still no ecola paint scheme or any reward
>>262591406Where's my first diamond program stuff?
I got RDR2 when it came out but didn't really feel like it. It was too slow, too realistic (and thus slow), maybe I'm doing the game great injustice and should get back to it. I played through AC Odyssey before RDR2 so maybe I just wasn't in the proper mind set to enjoy the slow burn of a comfy cowboy game. Odyssey is faster and much more arcade-y obviously
>>262593073Yeah, you gotta adjust to it. Thinking that you're just going to play for an hour at a time isn't gonna cut it. I don't even start the game up if I don't think I can play for like 3 hours at least
>>262593018its in the cloud with my day one world record on the tutorial racesomeday the cloud will come for all of us.. the loading screens were but a warning
>>262580960Me in the middle
Guys the girl opposite me is really cute what do i say
>>262594123"How do I save screenshots?"
>>262594123Point at her, and tell the person beside you loud enough for everyone to hear that "I'd like to poke 'er face if ya know what I mean"
Are there any hairstyles that are locked behind paywalls or can i get them all at any barber?
>>262595615You can get them at any barber, one thing to note is that the penthouse spa barber doesn't have all the styles that the barbers around the world do.
>Starts supply collection>Oppressorfag comes along>Supplies get blown up>nofn>Ooh that dress looks nice Thanks for the support team
>>262596032cant do color highlights in the penthouse because reasons.
RDR1 should’ve been about you playing as Hosea and building the gang with Dutch in the Northern United States.RDR2 can stay the same.RDR3 should be the basically RDR1, but the map reaches from the Grizzlies to California and heads deeper into Mexico.Why Hosea? He’s just straight up a better character than Dutch on every regard, to be honest, and he is better protagonist material.
I bought a Vagner due to everyone talking about it being best in class.It was super fast and sticks to the ground like glue but felt a bit soulless compared to everything else.Back to powersliding my sentinel Classic everywhere.What is the most fun car to drive?
>trying to research the upgrades for the tampa because i've always wanted to have a crossout car in gta>literally only get ammo type research and livery crapI DONT WANT TO HORSEBUX ANYMORE FUCK
>>262591051>cuteLooks like a fucking toad
>>262597005>What is the most fun car to drive?Objectively the deluxo. If you want to be a tryhard and not use a car because it can fly forever then it's between the scramjet, vigilante, ruiner, and stromberg.
Whenever I see a modder, I report them first and then ask for money
>>262597217Me too, which makes me wonder why you've committed this warcrime
>>262597217>those wheels>that suspension>the fucking wingGet out
>>262597249Not him but I've always been attracted to conventionally "plain" women. I just find them to have more healthily developed personalities.
>>262591051She only fuckin with brain surgeons or lawyers.
>>262597217You are fucking digusting and i want you to apologize to that car. Unless your character looks like johnny bravo, in which case carry on bro.
>>262596293>you playing as Hosea and building the gang with Dutch in the NorfDoesn't make that much sense in terms of the Red Dead universe if I'm being completely honest.Hosea was more of a conman than a gunman, and a cowboy game where the emphasis is on third person gunslinging, the whole game's structure just honestly wouldn't work with you playing as the people making the plans since the game's structure revolves with you being the errand boy rather than the person making the plans. Neither Hosea or Dutch make really sense as the protagonist of a Red Dead Redemption game but Hosea much less than Dutch.It's not a coincidence that both John and Arthur are lackeys instead of leaders, the gameplay planning determined their characters because it makes sense from the point of games' design.Both of their stories are basically not only important for their character arcs, but as justification why you're bound to following the instructions of the game instead of just fucking off to do your own thing.Hosea also spends a good amount of the game whining about every choice Dutch makes like a complete fag. I like him but honestly as much as people like to complain about Dutch being "stupid" it's not like Hosea often had any better alternatives he was offering, just complaining that whatever Dutch was doing "didn't feel right".Dutch lead the gang successfully for over 10 fucking years and they only really started going downhill a few months before the game's events began. People who criticize Dutch for "being stupid" are basically blaming him for not having complete clairvoyance about every situation or basically arguing that he is stupid because the game's plot has to dictate the gang ending up being dismantled to bring forth the situation present in RDR1. People are discussing him as if the gang's like real live miniature people living inside your console instead of being part of a story that had a conclusion for it existing almost a decade before RDR2 came out
I have a "sell meth" daily obj, can I do it by selling it in NC?
>>262596293>RDR3 should be the basically RDR1, but the map reaches from the Grizzlies to California and heads deeper into MexicoWhat would be the point to give the game with the most restrictive story the largest world map? Literally pointless.Red Dead Redemption 1 is a good game. In it's day it was the best Wild West game out there full stop. As much as the idea of "RDR1 but with a bigger map" sounds nice, it's pointless unless the story is reworked to accommodate for said freedom. At which case it's no longer Red Dead Redemption 1 and you could scrap the entire premise to create a game where the player character has inherently more freedom than RDR1 where John Marston is forced to be a cuckolded slave to the feds.
>preparing the rockabilly outfit for when the impotent rage hairstyle drops>can't wear shirts under biker leather jackets>there are all kind of sneakers except black with white tip, yet there are all-black coloredWho's the drooling retard who is in charge of designing the clothing of this game and why he hasn't been fired yet?
i feel like not having custom/novelty license plates on the cars in the casino garage was a missed opportunity
>>262598667Some of them do. Cowboy is the first one that pops into my mind, I think that's on the Ellie
>>262589692>noFuck. How do I get buff in this game anyway
>>262598165I usually sell it in trailer parks and white trash areas, but you really can sell it anywhere as long as you look out for police and snitches
>>262598667You can see other players plates, but most people don't even know it's an option.
>>262597217Which is why I've been waiting 6 years for a proper 1970 Dodge Challenger with a 440 engine in a white paint job like Kowalski from Vanishing Point.
>>262600047scripting menubeach charactersbodybuilder???buff
>less than two mil for a b-11 and a RC carI like it
Muscle cars need more classic liveries that you can change the color of.
>>262601215How odd, I have this exact setup except the livery is white. I agree. I also with the 'Cuda line across the rear quarter panels were more accurate to real life. I remember seeing a Barracuda in lime green with a black line at a car meet and it looked pretty god damn nice
>>262586898Ok but you don't kick and struggle unless the hangman is actually useless. A noose and gallows is designed to snap the neck and spine at the end of the fall
>>262601792I suppose he might be referencing death spasm, which aren't uncommon after a hanging from my understanding
just your friend, LJT, telling you that arena is x2 right now so hop in and have some fun
so is the RC car like the drone in that it can only go so far from the player?
>>262602671No, u become the rc car
>>262602460arena could be 10x and i wouldnt touch that shit
>>2626024602x cash in the arena is USELESS.Give me 2x arena points and I will be there all week just to get the discounts.
>>262602750interesting so do you just get in/out like a regular car?
>>262601792>Ok but you don't kick and struggle unless the hangman is actually uselessBefore the hangmen started using a calculated "long drop" method that was based on the victim's weight they had a "standard drop" method which was like around 5 feet for everyone. Which lead to a lot of unbroken necks and females are generally of lighter build than males. Having read accounts of historical hanging executions even the long drop method wasn't an exact science, even with calculations and correct noose placement something could go wrong and the condemned would strangle to death and struggle / kick for a while. Sure, it worked *most* of the time which was enough but hangmen also had to be careful to not let the drop be too long which would decapitate the victim (like Eva Duggan's or "Black" Jack Ketchum's hangings) In addition to those factors making long drop+death dance a plausible scenario, fantasy takes often liberties from the dull reality. Like The Mummy movie in the 1990s or the hanging in Gang of Roses would have in reality probably resulted in the victim's neck being broken but in case of the Mummy movie, it would've meant the end of the story pretty much. So y'know, in works of fantasy that aspect can be worked away. Same with the aspect of victims defecating / urinating upon death. It happens often but it's fucking disgusting so that tends to be often left out.>inb4 "the entire thing is disgusting"Wholly understandable. I certainly didn't ask for this, I've tried to go cold turkey on it but it's something that I'm left stuck with.But yeah, bless Red Dead Redemption 1 in a way since without that scene with Bonnie I might have never come to terms with this weird thing.
Serious question but what do you do in multiplayer?I picked up the game last month during the steam sale and I only started playing it this week. Currently just playing the campaign.
Is the Strikeforce worth it with the current sale
>>262603621grind jobs to pay for toysthen play with the toysif you're lucky you might even make friends to play with
How does the mad max truck feel in freeroam? Is the flamethrower of any use?
>>262604027https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-zcc_C2dTcforgive me for garbage video but its literally just some fella using the truck for a half houruses all aspects of it too so you should get a pretty good feel for itmaybe watch without sound
>>262603621Get some injector menu hot off the press (week-old max) and use its stealth money feature, get yourself a couple of billions, also boost your XP to lvl 120 if you haven't reached it already. Once released from the grinding nightmare you can now enjoy a true sandbox experience.
>>262604435Thanks, I'll watch it
>>262604475But all the good ones are expensive, might as well buy the jew card
>>262604027Huge, sluggish, flamethrower has terrible range and is sprite-based instead of physics like the firetruck water cannon so it's pretty much useless besides looking cool spraying flames around. However it hits like a truck, specially with the impact bumpers under the weapon sections, shunt pushing send any car flying at high speed, and you can surprise fools flying away with shuntjumping and make dynamic entrances.
>>262605326OY sharks arent jewish goythe big nose is to cut through the water not snort powdered currency
>>262605494half expecting either a giant a spriggan or a dragon to pop out also theres probably skeletons over by that moundthanks skyrim
>>262605326>>262604475>paying for menus>using menus now when every single one of them gets detected in a day or twojust use bunkermoney or some shit instead
>>262605326>expensive>buy the j*w card>>262606110>payingYou only want one thing, two if you are under lvl 120, any free fresh injector mod menu will get the job done, you don't want fancy shit like model changers, trolling tools, etc. You just empty and lock the session with the usual procedure (not make a private one), inject the green juice for like 10-30 seconds depending how fast it injects your bank account, close the game, delete any trace of the injector from your system, and refrain from buying a lot of shit all of the sudden for a week to not sound the alarms.I made this twice with hundreds of millions each, once years ago and the other when the Arena War update dropped, Rockstar was so fucking shameless with that update that literally leeched all of my haxbucks with that shit.
>>262606570from all the ban reports i've seen 3/4 if not 90% of the people get banned for stealth money
>servers have been down for almost 10 minutes>not a single post about it on the threadConcrete proof none of you faggots actually play the game.
>>262607261i don't have anyone to play the game with right now
You're ignoring me on purpose, aren't you? Add me to the fucking PC Crew.SC: Nokammon
I'll be selling my Emerus as the model is simply too low-poly to enjoy
>>262607261Oh, I thought it's on my end, good to know
>>262607261No-one is phased by rockstar servers shitting themselves. This shit happens quite often.
>>262607871Post pictures of your feet and we'll let you inSoles have to be visible
>>262607261was on about an hour ago, got off for dinnernot sure what i should save up for at the moment so me sessions are mostly just dicking about in freeroam while the club makes money
>>262607261And here I was, deleting my GTA5 profile folder TWICE like a retard.
>>262608125We don't accept footfags in this crew. Now post your sc and I'll ban you.
>>262607261I only really play RDR2 single player there days. Buying GTAV for the singleplayer at some point.I haven't had my ps4 hooked up to the internet in months.
>>262608280That's one way of saying "we're a shitty fucking crew"
>>262608376Imagine if it had first-personImagine the fucking immersion man
>>262608614>imagine if it had first personRed Dead Redemption 2 has first person camera actually.
>>262608376I own RDR2 on disc and heard there was a patch that disabled some ambient occlusion settings many months ago? gonna start RDR2 story mode from the beginning the next couple days, update to the latest patch? y/n?
>>262463314The futo does have a princess bubblegum anime livery
>>262609048>that lack of trigger disciplineSir, I'm going to have to ask you to turn in all your weapons.
if /rsgg/ could have a scramjet, bat mobile or ruiner 2000 in real life, would you drive it? and if yes, which one would you pick.keep in mind you not immortal.
>>262610627probably the ruiner. the OG ruiner is my vehicle of choice in GTA 5, I just love its aesthetics so much. It being a K.I.T.T. variant is just a bonus. I probably would just keep it as a smart AI to talk to while driving. No way i'm gonna expose my K.I.T.T. to the authorities by using its armanents or other gadgets
>>262610619maybe its a single action, the hammer isnt cocked so pulling the trigger might do literally nothing
Cowbros, I don't think I'm going to reach the summer update
>>262609408I think they released a patch to "fix the lighting" but honestly if I were you, I'd just play the game 1.0 disc version since it's perfectly playable without updating it.Remember to unplug your ps4 because Sony's a faggot and doesn't let you disable game updates, the updates will be forced on you if you have the console hooked up to online.I unplugged my console months ago because I don't want them to ruin it further.
Apparently Emerus is the current go to car for racing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkjucfjTv8o
>>262611015Correct, it's the Single Action Army.Also, I forgot to mention but you can aim most weapons in first person from the hip or using the iron sights. It looks pretty swank but I generally prefer to play in third person because it feels more natural that way and I can better see what my character is doing besides just holding the gun.
>>262611405if i buy a fancy gofast car ever it'll be the single central seat one because i love that
>>262611279cheers, will do just that
>>262611491hows the first person FOV?thats probably the main drawback to playing first person in GTA
Has anyone got a particular car theyre looking forward to?
>>262611801already got the old blista and even an actual mininot sure what more a man can ask for
>>262611530My friend got that, and it is fun. It can corner like no other car.
>>262611674>First person FOVI didn't check the settings myself but I've been watching Peeve Peeverson's first RDR2 playthrough that he's doing in first person and I recall him fucking around with the settings and the FOV being adjustable (?). I remember you can also adjust whether you want head bob or not etc, there are quite a lot of options.5 seconds in google tells me that there's an FOV slider but people are saying "the FOV still sucks" .I only really use first person to take a closer look at things and not for extended play so it doesn't bother me but then again, I don't really play with it on for extended periods.>>262611550Hope you have fun my good lad. I'm on my third playthrough, trying to low key 100% game and loving it.
>>262611801Your pic is one of them, but I'm interested in the memepotter car
>>262524585>samplesasuga AL cuck
>>262612212yeah same issue with GTA thenat least it'll be fun to look at the old volcanic pistols and whatnot if RDR2 ever gets that sweet sweet PC release
Are there any megas or google drives of ready to download custom radio stations featuring older games' stations? Like a Lips 106 folder or Flash FM folder to drop right into the custom radio of GTA5? Unfortunately the only good radio stations of 5 are Non Stop Pop and Radio Mirror Park
>>262613686>the only good radio stations of 5 aresubjective afmy self radio consists of the RDR1 soundtrack since thats all the music i have saved to my computer
>>262611801Literally never ever.
>>262611801Gauntlet Classic was it, along with Vamos. Needed my two Death Proof cars. And the Dukes for Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry.
>single player>can shoot back of any vehicle to cause a gas leak>can shoot gas and watch a fiery trail chase after>if car is driven long enough it runs out of fuel and stallswhy wasn't this technology used online?
>>262614221Because it would annoy the 12 year olds.
>>262614221i thought it did but was just unlikely because netcode
So I'm a new player and horsebuxed all businesses, all upgrades for those buildings, bought opressor mk 2, buzzard, hydra, moc, avenger, terrobyte, hydra, savage, valkyrie, ruiner 2000, weaponized tampa etc. and I feel I robbed myself of the true GTA online experience of grinding and looking forward to that next purchase. thinking about creating a second character and trying to do it legit. is this dumb as fuck? be honest with me. I only have 1 mil left, so I wouldn' ruin the new character with too much money
>>262614221Because dedgen limitations.Remember that this is a 6 year old game that pushed the 360 and PS3 to their limits when it came outAlso jerry cans can be used as bombs, whether you shoot them in someones hand or drop them to shoot later but no one uses them so you'll never see this.
>>262615571It's not really dumb if you feel like you've got nothing left to play the game for, but know there's always another update coming with more expensive moneysinks.
>>262581742I just wish you could use one decoration multiple timesKinda gay that you can't
>>262615967Or at the very least, once per room.
>>262615571>make second character>dont buy guns/ammo>have to find things to use>dont buy personal/weaponized vehicles>have to call pegasus/taxis>dont buy properties so i spawn at hotels when i log inits an autistic thing but i had fun with it
>>262608376lmfao those fucking graphics. Can't wait for it to come on PC.
>>262613957tfw i'll never get a Roadrunner
>>262616904It would / will look better on the pc for sure but ps4 screenshots look worse than they are in the actual gameplay.
>>262614221It would be a massive pain in the ass. Literally every mission and heist involves your car getting shot in the back. Also I'd personally make it my goal to make a hole in every player's car that passes near
gender swap glitch for current casino patch WHEN?!
>>262615571If you're playing games for sense of progression then yes, create another character. If however you're playing games to have fun, then congratulations, you've skipped all the unfun parts of this game. You can play any heist or mission you want and only as many times as you want. You can drive various vehicles including special ones for unique experience. You can fuck around in freeroam without worrying about wasting time you could spend on grinding. You can roleplay in freeroam, play adversaries, freemode events, there is really a lot of stuff this game has to offer, the problem is that most people are too busy grinding. For me, game became 100x better when I cheated money and bought everything I wanted
>>262619459This anon gets it. Too many people see video games as trophy cases and look past having fun in favor of collecting rewards.
single player or multiplayer
is there any way to rebind controller controls in GTA5 on PC? Using a PS4 controller, pressing L3+R3 (special ability) doesn't seem to work
>>262619901which game?RDO is comfy afGTAO is a sandbox where kids smash their toys into each other
>>262619901I play mostly RDR2 singleplayer. Tried RDO but wasn't that impressed. Planning on buying GTAV at some point for the singleplayer and possible GTAO.I see the potential in RDO but a lot of it boiled down to kids deathmatching and as someone who sticks to freeaim against people who just lock on, flick upwards and headshot... it has mixed results.
>>262617705The 71-72 Satellite/Roadrunner/GTX is my favorite looking muscle car ever, and it was so short lived because of those fucking retarded 73 bumper laws.
>tfw finally messing around with custom crew colorsNow I can autistically match colors to their real world counterparts
Can't wait for wild unchained 4.7 k/d cowboys shooting up saloons in rdr2 online PC
*smacks lips* oh yea, das the stuff
>>262621442k/d doesnt exist in rdo
>>262621442RDR1 had its share of aggro banditos tossing TNT and spraying with their silly 22 shot evans pea shooterbut the gunplay was so smooth and balanced that they were never a real problem
>>262621909RDR1 had hardcore lobbies with no auto-aim and limited map blips.
>>262622034that came later along with the friendly fire off lobbies if im not mistaken i mean GTAO has its aim settings per lobby doesnt it?can even have 1st person lobbies i think
>>262609408I'd recommend going freeaim only. Turn off autoaim completely. Only use dead eye sparingly. Makes firefights harder but way more fun. When using autoaim it doesn't even really feel like you're playing the game. Having a shotgun on hand for mounted riders is advisable though.
How good is the Strikeforce compared to other jets. Is it worth the discounted price?
>>262624334Inferior to the Hydra and Lazer.
>Playing RDO>Only carry 1 rifle on my back, if that>Don't like the look of walking around with an arsenal on me at all times>Every fucking cutscene auto-equips two weapons on my back
>>262490383>>262490717>>262490998It's not that Agent Milton was particularly endearing but honestly for an antagonist he was being halfway reasonable with the gang, offering a deal for Arthur, then later offering a deal for the gang if they gave Dutch to him and when he interrogated Molly but released her as the law demanded. His only true ''villain'' act was when he executed Hosea in cold blood.
>>262624334Pyrerealm or whatever has a video up and it's short and to the point, but its a few months old so it may be outdated.>TLDWIt's a little slower than most jests but just as if not more manueverable. It has three weapons, the minigun, homing missiles and a barrage(sends out like six missiles at once in a psuedo shotgun spread ahead of you). Despite being the BRRRRRT and making the noise, the minigun has an abysmal rate of fire and can't hold a candle to the lazer's cannons. It fucking failed at it's one job of being a strafing beast, and has Oppressor mk2 explosive mg tier fire rate. It might also have limited missile and/or barrage stock Not bad and at the discount pretty good, it's just not the best flying vehicle afaik.
DAN HOUSER IS AN INBRED KIKE.
>>262624334its the toughest jet in the game by far but anyone in a starling will fuck you up
>>262580974When can I find Baker swimming?
>>262626979That's pretty clearly the female player model
>>262625321They really fucked up with the main cannon on the B11. They should have just copied the actual GAU-8 and made it a non-explosive gun with super strong armor piercing rounds that could actually fuck up armored vehicles in a 4000RPM hail of 30mm death.
>>262627082All online characters have used the player models since at least the Nightclub update, maybe before. Even characters like Lazlow and Cheng that have unique models from single player have been remade with player bodies.
>>262627327If that's true, then why is she shorter than the player character, even while wearing heels?
>>262628259And lazlow is shorter than male characters
>>262628839So what you meant then was modified player characters. The bikini picture is pretty clearly an unmodified player character.
>about to win>HURRRR FLY INTO 1st FROM OFF-SCREEN BECAUSE EVEN ODDS LOLCan someone shoot this fucking thing?
>>262573102They really should have just had two separate vehicles for the Minion ripoff and the War Rig ripoff. Combining them together just makes both of them kind of underwhelming.
Your hands upona dead man's gun
>>262635121>Not stepping in front of a runaway train
>>262636093>planned one of the Van Der Linde gang's more successful robberies>after getting on his own takes over an old army fort>has his own gang that outguns the lawmen in the entire stateWhy is Bill considered dumb again?
>>262636529because he dont talk too good
>>262637793Bill bonding with Kieran is one of the more heartwarming moments in the game. It's easy to miss though if you don't visit the camp often enough but it's there.
>>262630767>betting on anything other than the 1st horseYou deserve it
>>262632162I agree and I also believe the Cerberus should have just been the cabin instead of the cab and tanker. Let that be its niche; a functional truck cab PV. should have also been a four seater too
>>262639038Yeah, they got really lazy with the cab. They modeled it like the fucking awesome War Rig cab with half a car stuck on the back to make a rear seat, then just have it be literally nothing on the inside. What a fucking waste.They should have had one based on Minion, with the fixed oil tanker and flamethrower weapon. Then they should have one based on the War Rig which is more like an MOC with mountable turrets on top of the trailer, but also the option to detach the trailer and use it to tow other things. And just for shits and giggles they should have made the trailer able to tow the AA trailer like the fuel pod in the movie.
>>262639849>they should have made the trailer able to tow the AA trailerThat could've lead to some next level fun
Stopped playing a little while after Nightclub update, anything interesting since then? Do oppressor MK2s still rule the roost or is there some new overpowered shark card bait these days?
>>262624965>>262626058I’m not a try hard who cares about the most differences so I’ll probably buy it
>>262628259that single image of "baker" in the pool is just a meme edit some thirsty anon is pushing. Her real model is being mocapped by an actual woman or at least a very petite man, meanwhile the player-character uses a shared rig that's mocapped by the same guy which is why females look like dudes; the body language is literally copied from a man pretending to be feminine.
>>262597217Fucking Christ how horrifying.Still, that spoiler would have been great on the Dukes, with an optional grille that gave you a Daytona nose. Shame Rockstar doesn't give a fuck about existing cars.
>>262641748Casino update is fun but it didn't shake up the meta in any way aside from the passive mode nerfs. Memebikes are just as cancerous as they always were, they just can't passive toggle now.
>>262638550>#2 horse blocks your path
>>262600248nigga that's a Dodge Charger.
>>262611674I hate first person games generally, but I did see a video on YT that took you through the basics to get the game to actually feel nice in FP. Rockstar has all the options available in the setting, and it's a surprisingly vast selection of options, but being Rockstar they had to slap their default settings down in retardville.the FOV can be changed to make it much better too if I recall.
>>262644378Not that dude, but what video?
>>262616336my man, this is the way to play.If I recall they made both characters share money a while back? The didn't used to I remember as much.Having a secondary character was awesome, I did more or less the same as you, I bought a shitty 2 car garage house, had a car and a bike I stole and changed the plates on, and I just made my way with some cheap weapons.
>>262624163can confirm, superior way to play.All I want is Hardcore lobbies like on RDR1 MP. I only ever player Hardcore and it was so much more fun in the open world.Hell, you didn't even feel salty when someone pinned you from a huge distance without a sniper rifle, because fuck if they can hit you from that range they deserved to kill you. Extra cool seeing the distance someone shot you from. I think the longest kill I got was like 240ish yards with the Winchester? Shit was so fun.
>>262625223My nigga, one longarm is the way to play.I only ever have one rifle over my shoulder and my second most used rifle is the varmint rifle for hunting, so every story mission I get equipped with it on my back and it shits me to no end.Anyone else here play with just one holster as well? I don't want another holster unless they release an update that allows me to equip/unequip the offhand holster, and maybe gives up different options like Dutch or Micah's holster layout.On a completely unrelated note, does anyone else find it weird that they took out the animations for getting a rifle off your back/shoulder for RDRO? Playing SP the other day and it didn't seem to take any extra time honestly.
On the topic of log-in spawn points, did they change how the "Random" spawn location works or am I just muddling up memories of when my character didn't own anything but a cheap two-door? I set my spawn location to random recently and every single time I spawn in, my character is just standing in some field or middle of the street but I could have sworn back on dedgen when I created my character, they'd spawn in front of places of some interest. Such as stores both usable and unusable, parks or near hiking trails; places that had some kind of relevance however trivial instead of what genuinely feels like random locations.Its so much fun when they spawn on the hill near the old ferry wreckage, I just fucking love walking for three minutes up a featureless hill just to get to my car. Changing sessions usually just puts me in equally remote locations
>>262644620https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij8upKXRyJc&ab_channel=HazardThis isn't the exact video but I had a quick look through it and it seems to say all the same stuff. Have a look through the settings yourself and have a play with them, it's fucking nuts how much better the game feels over Rockstar's atrocious default.
>>262647285wtf is the moon doing there?
>>262646658>I just fucking love walking for three minutes up a featureless hill just to get to my car.One feature I've wanted more than anything is a "Random Road" spawn point. I like the idea of random spawns but nine times out of ten it dumps me on some remote mountain and my car's two klicks away. That's neither fun nor immersive, unless you're RPing as a meth'd up schizo. All I want is for them to reuse the SP spawn mechanic where you load in and the character's already in their vehicle cruising down some road somewhere.
So can I actually store my new Ruiner 2000 anywhere or can it only be called?
Between all the player owned buildings, delivery spots, mission objectives, gang hideouts, etc I think half the buildings in the city are involved in criminal activity
>spend millions making my penthouse look nice, even though I know nobody's going to see it but me
>>262648219It's stored in your I/E garage basement automatically which is the only location it can be kept without lengthy glitch use, so yes and no.
>>262648787Frankly I'm still a salty cunt that you can't buy any mansions in the hills, or what I really want, a Chumash beach house.Seriously, why in the blue fuck can't you guy Chumash houses? I just want a nice beach house with a viewing window at one end of my garage too.
>>262646353Yeah, I love being able to carry rifles on my horse instead of on my back. I wish it was more fleshed out and you couldn't just carry infinite shit on your horse.
>>262649446I just can't wait for the summer update so I can dump all these fucking guns I don't want in the weapons locker. I seriously cannot express how pumped I am to get rid of all this garbage.
>>262649182You see that house? You like it? Fuck you, you cant have it
>>262646353>took out the animations for getting a rifle off your back/shoulder for RDRO?Probably the same arbitrary reason they removed the two-handed door closing animation from the Franken-Stange in GTAO
>>262649182since day 1 people have been asking for mansionsmight be a nice sendoff update or something
just bought the arena (thx horsebux) and i have to say....man bryony is thicc
>>262648787I wish they would have added incentives for having parties or having people visit your penthouse. Even if it's something small like +10% RP for the next in-game day for every person who visits.
>>262554883I just want leather thongs, sandals and leather pasties to hunt in.
>>262650216damn right brother, even thiccer when she got laid off and just mills around the casino every day
>>262649909What was the reason for that?I always figured it was because they wanted to give people a slightly faster weapon switch speed in RDRO, but replaying SP the swap speed is barely noticeable except for the fact that it looks far worse than the already existing animation they had in SP. And they didn't do the same thing with the pistols, so like, what's the fuckin' point?
Why does GTA Online feel smaller than San Andreas?
>>262654985Faster vehicles and less empty space
>>262649948Lol yeah people been talking about it since day one yes, and I have been here for that. Everyone always moaning about how much they want the Playboy Mansion, but I'm just here wanting Devin Weston's old house. canonically the cunt's been dead for years now, so I don't see any reason why we couldn't own it. Just change/remove the one I/E delivery that goes there and you'd be set.I'd personally make the layout more-or-less accurate to each mansion so every one of them was bespoke and unique, particularly with DW's house I'd make a garage space underneath the house that was circular, similar to the Office garages, and had a sick view of the ocean. Having a forced passive zone around the property would allow you to seamlessly go to the pool and stuff too would be pretty sweet, complete with pool babes
>>262654985Because the main mode of transportation is instantly spawning a helicopter or flying jetbike right next to you and zipping straight to wherever you want to be.Also the map design is worse. Instead of the wilderness being used to connect different big areas, you just have one big area and a lot of empty useless wilderness.
>>262654728We don't know anon and that's what I meant with the word "Arbitrary." Just one update the door animation was gone, rather replaced with the generic version and the change wasn't even mentioned in any patch notes or ever commented on since.
>>262654985Faster vehicles and no use of anything north of the city besides the occasional business you only go to when you have to.
>>262655328aah okay sorry, when you said arbitrary reason I thought what you meant was they gave some arbitrary reason for it.
Is racing any good for making money?
>>262656780No, not in terms of time vs profit, and especially not when considering the outlay you need to make to be competitiveRacing is for fun, and definitely worth doing if you're good and it's double money, but not a thing for grinders
but these are just piping dreams!
>>262660016clifford iz asshole
>>262660016The tank is black, and very sneaky. We don't trust this tank at all.
>>262624334Extremely slow below the altitude threshold, gets much better above the maze tower level, but still slower than all of its peers.Maneuverability is great, if you stay high enough you can more or less compete with jets. Pyro and Starling will still shit on you, but only if they have enough patience to chew through yourGreat armor. I don't remember exactly how many explody rifle shots it can take, but it's more than most, if not all of its peers. 5 or 6, maybe more? Somewhere in that ballpark. Extremely resistant to regular bullets, so even if you get tailed by some Starling, you'll have enough time to take a break, do your laundry, read Hamlet and call your mom before it takes you down.Your explody cannon is absolutely pathetic. Low fire rate, comically tight splash radius and reduced damage (so much so that you might need to land 2 or more shots on a person to kill them). Pretty much useless against ground targets. Not so bad against other aircraft.Barrage rockets are also worse than normal missiles - they have reduced splash radius. It would often happen that you surround your target with explosions and it still survives. To add insult to injury, barrage rockets are limited. Homing missiles aren't. Because fuck you.Overall, I wouldn't buy it unless I really liked the aesthetics and the BRRT, it just isn't good enough to dominate any of the current aircraft roles. If it's just fun for you, sure, enjoy. But from a purely practical standpoint, it ain't it.
Nice, I just won the Podium car. Is there any Rockstar fuckery I need to know before I take it out of the garage?
>>262661946there was on casino launchi assume thats all patched up now though
>>262662056what was it? I remember vaguely hearing some bullshit about insurance in passing? I can't seem to find anything in google though I also don't know what I'm looking for
>>262662178despite appearing to have insurance the vehicles from podium/completing all the missions were not recoverable
The game is just mocking me now. Spun every day and never won a car.
>>262662502CONGRATULATIONS ON 15 MINUTES WORTH OF CASH
>>262662376okay cool thanks for the info my dude, appreciate it
>>262662502Just fucking glitch it
Your P&Qs sir, that'll be 1$ plus tip
>>262665975Here's a tip*unzips dick*
>>262662376iirc they had trackers, but not full coverage.
>>262654985only one actual city and basically no reason to leave it besides business. hell, the game actively punishes you for staying out there with all these spawntrapping deathmachines people have
>participate in a deathmatch objective>team deathmatchs don't countFUCK!
>>262665975One heist carry. That'll be 30%, please
>>262668536Nor do Vehicle Deathmatches, in case anyone was wondering
>no hunting dlc>no naval or underwater dlc>no removable properties>no more race costumuzation>20 fps in your nightclub and certain indoor areas>clouds
Had they ever told us why does it take 10-15 minutes to boot into Online? And why is it when people suddenly leave your session and you're left alone? Or when you vote on the next job, then wait for the load and get booted into single player because there has been a "problem"?
>>262671114>no animals in online so that would be dumb>battle boats while cool would be kinda niche>like changable buildings?>never say never>that sounds like a you problem> >>262593279
>The default camera height on the Imperator>The sticky gears on the Bruiser>The absolute lack of any weight on the arena DominatorAm I being a fag fixating on what is probably trivial issues or do all the arena vehicles have some uncomfortable quirk to them?
>>262671627>Had they ever told us why does it take 10-15 minutes to boot into Online?the lobby matching system is absolutely garbage and if you disable your internet connection right as the game loads (cpu usage drops by 50%) you will immediately get into your own session without having to wait 10 more minutes
Never forget the night of furry tears.
give it to me straight brosi have not played GTA:O in a while but i played again for the first time in a long time with a friend yesterday. i wanted the best car my hacker-dropped money could buy, and he told me to buy a vagner. now today he tells me that the emerus is the new hotness. did i just get cucked out of my cash by the emerus?
>>262675110that depends on youpersonally i have no real want for a faster carslow races are more entertaining
>>262675110Vagner hasn't even been the best in a while.
>>262675110Vagner is used to be the best all around car but now it seems to be the Emerus. So yeah.
For me the question is not whether the Emerus is the best car or not, because right now it certainly is. Rather, will it continue to be the best, or will the Krieger dethrone it?
>>262502452Just speedrun it then
>>262676919It is the best race car. The Krieger is not out so it's hard to say.
>>262643636He's picked the wrong Dodge!
>>262673537As a furry I find that offensive.
you guys will never know this kind of love
>>262679404she looks like she sucks cock for money
>>262670173Man I got carried through Bogdan and the host was like "is 20% good for ya?" And I said sure and he jumped me up to 40 anyways
Who ever is responsible for the bunker research system needs to be shot in the balls.
>>262577497You are a stupid faggot for not understanding what >>262576193 correctly stated. The only reason you can't fill your shelves with more than one item is because you are fucking retarded.
>>262681389it's meant to keep you playing content you don't like. the irony being that rockstar tried doing something besides drip feed, but they managed to create an even worse system.if not for all my cheater bux, there's no way I would've bothered with the unlocks.
>>262682537I literally just want the Tampa upgrades, I got the first 4 pretty early but the best one, the dual minigun, refuses to drop. At least the new ammo types are fun.
Has horsebux been soft patched?
>>262684078I dunno I keep getting kicked when doing it.
>>262682537its better than shitfeed, only brainlets think RNG bad, time gate bad, overpriced super cars good, vehicles loaded with weapons out the door good>can do other things while bunker works>can farm bogs and buy everything in 3-4 hours>can do regular missions and buy supplies every 3 hours
>>262679998>say ill carry for 25>host leave it at 15>carry>these shitters still die to dumb shit>disconnect just before they reach the end>go back to car duping and act 2 with brodumping on random trashcans never gets old
>>262665975>1...$ (dollar)Currency has the '$' before the number indicating it's denomination. It's elementary really. As in it's taught in elementary school.
>>262679404>not getting the chrome wings and putting them in the spa so they're whiteCringe and kitsch.
QuestionYesterday I was playing San Andreas on PS4 Pro (got it cheap and I like trophies)Everything was fine but it suddenly freezed in the mission to kill PulaskiIs it normal? I disabled boost mode because it was actuallyThanks in advance
What horse breed should i purchase next online? Im level 32 and currently am using a black American Standardbred
god i fucking love curtis mayfield - so in love when it comes on in blonded. such a comfy ass song to listen while driving in los santos especially when there arent oppressors fucking about.
>empty session>dicking about in drone between casino work>bikers dont aggro when zapped>zap enough bikers that i get a wanted level>the cops shooting at the terrobyte aggros the bikers>shootout ensues>comfy in my terrobytei wish the drones tazer wasnt an instakill on NPCs though i like to play with my food
Does anyone know what the colour combination is for the Jester at the podium?
>>262689459Health, stamina, or handling; which one is more important for you?
>>262689929I love when the lobby is an absolute war zone and I can just sit and be comfy in my avenger/terrorbyte because nobody wants to spend 10 minutes blowing it up.
>gf asks me something>turn around and talk with her for like half a minute>turn back to screen>kicked for AFKWhat the actual fuck rockstar
>>262690313Health seems to be the biggest issue on my current horse so probably that, dont know what you mean by handling though
>>262681389They could at very least let you choose what type of unlock you want. For example you choose tampa and they (((randomly))) give you upgrades for tampa only, then you choose the rifle etc. Nobody needs those fucking liveries, those fucking mines for the buggy, the fucking compensator for the starter pistol hoooly shit they fucked me up so hard with those unlocks
>>262688754>I disabled boost mode because it was actually>Thanks in advancewhy would you disable thanks in advancei dont know because i havent played san andreas in like 3 years
>>262690750Standard handling and race handling. They may not seem like much, but they do make a difference when making sharp turns and controlling your horse in tight locations.Anyway, since health is important for you, get a Turkoman and put a Nachodoggies saddle on them, it’ll make the stamina drain extremely slowly and apply an extra bar of speed and acceleration.
>>262690750Oh wait you’re just 32. Well, if you’re desperate for a new horse and have some gold you won’t mind spending, take a gander at some of the gold-exclusive war horses and grind levels until you unlock a Turkoman.
>>262690450>watching a mknoob on the camera>tries to blow up the byte>detonate sticky bombs i placed around itnever gets old
>>262690313Haven't played RDR but I assume in a firearm-heavy environment health would be the most important stat. Like, why would you invest in speed to chase someone when you can just shoot their horse instead, right?
>Undisclosed Cargo>Police patrol is marked on the map>But they're driving Unmarked Cruisers
>few years ago fuckin around in a lobby >"Who wants to be level 300????">Fuck it "me" >Madman actually does it. >Now level 361, not banned somehow. >STILL broke as fuck.
>>262692880A high level only marks you as a hacker or someone with nothing else to do. I'm going to tell Rockstar support that a hacker boosted my character's level of 400 something and have them adjust it to 135
>>262692449Only a piece of shit would shoot a harmless animal, but I shouldn’t be surprised that your morality would fit the honor system in the game.
>>262692880Not to ruin your excitement or anything but levelling beyond 120 is pointless, just so you knowAdd that modder as friend and ask for money, you can never have too much money in this game
>>262693125I'd shoot anyone and anything if that was required for me to surviveWell, anyone except close family
>guy dropping moneybags>accidentally picked some upfuck do I need to report this shit to rockstar, I heard that the moneybags collecting can fuck you up
>>262693702If you contact them and admit it your character will be deleted basically right away. If you just keep quiet there's a low chance they might money wipe you but otherwise nothing will happen.
Coquette ClassicCheetah ClassicRapid gt ClassicIssi ClassicVirgo ClassicYouga ClassicSentinel ClassicGauntlet ClassicZion ClassicWhich one of these is the next to be on the podium?
If I buy GTA5 on PS4 and install from disc, do I at any point have to connect my ps4 online to play the single player? Because currently my ps4 is unplugged and will remain so for foreseeable time.
>>262693142not true, you gain a regeneration boost till level 200
is the arena workshop worth itits like 500k right now
>>262693702dude withdraw the money from the ATM and kill yourself with rpg/bombs till its all dropped. they track all cash earned vs spent and if it does not match up your entire bank is wiped at the end of the month automatically. this is why people keep getting casino banned because the winnings does not match the chips spent
>>262695212how am I supposed to know what you think counts as 'worth it?' No it's not worth it. A dozen mediocre meme machines with no practical applications and access to a shitty point system that actively punishes any placing after first in a series of poorly balanced adversary modes that doesn't make dick for money even with 2x bonuses.Arena wars is without a doubt the most frustrating update just through how unequivocally disappointing every single aspect of it is.
Hotfix on horsebux.Boots you into SP after three wins. Now it's better to have your script betting on five or six for maximum profits for the littlest effort and you have to keep going back to inside track.Profits dropped from 1mil/30min to 500k/30min but I'll keep grinding these bux until they completely fix it.
>>262695535>muh moniesrc bandito is a must own, sadly its locked to the shit arena shop
>>262695759Sorry brudda but I don't think anyone uses ps4 to play san andreasOr that anyone is playing san andreas in 2019 to begin with
>>262695304>this is why people keep getting casino banned because the winnings does not match the chips spentImagine being an actual retard. Full on learning disabled shit.
>>262695304so just dont spend it?
>>262695781>Hotfix on horsebux.>Boots you into SP after three winThanks for the info, wondered what that was.
>>262695535>just want to slightly modify the !warrig>will be forever forced to pay running costs for something you will never use againSelling property fucking when? I have a crate warehouse but I have literally NEVER been there, I didn't need it back when I bought it, don't need it now and will never need it in foreseeable future, why can't I just get rid of it, even for free?
>>262696824I'm in the same situation except I just wanted a weaponless Imperator with full boost to really get that under-cranked footage feel.
>>262695781What about running a script that bets on two horses? Maybe something that simple is enough to trick their pathetic band aid patch.
>>262696268I still have SA installed and still give it a whirl now and then. It has a charm and soul that GTA V just lacks, despite the low tier graphics.
>>262695781i said fuck it and bunkermoney'd iti hope i won't get banned
>>262698884SA is a good game, I meant that by now everyone who wanted to play it has already did
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>>262700335sorry bucko but >>262700326was first
>>262700326>>262700335Dueling threads! Who will be victorious?