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>soar over race checkpoint>miss because it's too small & the ramp leading to it is aimed the wrong way>its an official Rockstar map
so mow many vbux does it take to buy everything in red dead online?
>>262239290>Red Dead Redemption Online>1800 paydays with 2000s prices
Hey guys, add me to the pc crew, markmce
>>262239508Yeah, that's designing longevity into the Online so retards don't just get all the content immediately and then stop playing because there's nothing to buy at the store anymore. Glitch exploiters annoy the fuck out of me because the are amoeba brained morons who do a mindless grind for hours and hours or optimize a way to get money that's really boring and repetitive but gotta do it because fuck playing the game normally, gotta grind a fuckton of money in an artificial, unfun way, buy all the shit in the game and turn around to complain there's nothing to do.
>>262240109>GTA's only gameplay is grinding
>>262240109fucking hell if i had to play normally to get the money needed for most stuff i would probably die before getting most of the good shit
>>262240343>>262240349RDO =/= GTA. You don't need high level equipment / gold plated faggot guns to actually play the game, it's just extra you can afford from the currency that you accumulate through the normal act of playing the game.
>>262240109>being this much of a faggot
>>262238924Every car that isn't a 3 million dollar super handles like fucking garbage and spins/fish tails out at the slightest provocation. I'm fucking sick of a game about cars having the shittiest cars in the world.
>>262240109I get your point buuuuttt there's something I think you're forgetting. RDO has a few different kinds of grinding>XP>Gold>Cash>Crafting materialsAnd let's be honest you're lucky if you can find content that let you focus on two of them for best payout
>>262240642>You don't need high level equipment / gold plated faggot guns>it's just extra you can afford from the currencysame with gtai just want those useless expensive things that look nice
>>262240757Every god damn player drives a fucking fancy ass sports car. I just want to drive a suped up Sedan for once
>>262240859>game has literally nothing to work for besides different colored hats and boots>they continue to raise the prices of all new colored hats and boots>missions where you're robbing banks and jumping trains still only paying about 10-15 bucks
cuckstar games is full greedy nigger tier with how the put shit behind some repetitive grind that just recycles the same content in ALL their new gamesfuck them
>>262240757Because the cheap cars are pre update they are stuck with no "advanced handling" flagsThis renders them utterly useless and they will never be updated because that shit don't sell shark cards
Menacer or Insurgent?
Whats the most annoying thing I can use in gta to annoy my friends besides the oppressor?
>>262240859>>262241298I'm not pretending like I don't get the frustration sometimes since I did play RDO for some time but they're designing the game for the long run so they can't just hand over everything to the players immediately and if you want a shortcut for the grind, you could buy some premium cash.I personally wouldn't, but they used to give out free Gold Bars so it's not like you're only relying on the grinding.
>>262245996Insurgent Custom - the one with gun on top
>>262245996Custom Insurgent>>262246129Akula aka the Trollocopter
>tfw you try to play RDR2 but the framerate and low resolution makes it impossible to enjoy
So hard with horsebux I haveNightclub - techs producing guns, Meth, coke Bunker - fully upgradedMc clubCoke - fully upgradedMeth - standardOfficeVehicle warehouse - standardFacility - cheap standard oneMOC - Pretty stockAvenger - just turretsTerrabyte - not even seen it Do I keep grinding horsebux. What do I get? Can I start buying stupid shit now to hoon about in?I want a decent passive income for future. I'm level 16 atm
what’s the safest way to horsebux to avoid Rockstars Jewish hands banning me
>>262244623Advanced handling flags make cars worse, not better. Every car that has advanced flags is faster in FiveM with the flags removed.
>>262246867Same, and the lack of anti-aliasing. Trying to scan the scenery makes my eyes bleed.Just fucking release the PC version already, cock suckers. Everyone knows it's coming.
>>262248460It's not coming out till they figure out a way to soften the power of hackerbux on PC. GTAO is already so fucked on PC they aren't rushing to fix the current horsebux issue.
>>262244623The advanced flags make the NEW cars handle like doo, genius. Rockstar kind of fixed the suspension one in the last patch but they pretty much exist to nerf every car they're on.Also,>Having difficulties with V's original handling modelOutside of pure arcade games like Burnout, V has one of the most forgiving handling models on the market.
>>262248649Just have fucking proper anti-cheat. I'll gladly sacrifice my hackbux if it means I don't get caged, exploded, teleported around, bonfires stuck up my ass, game crashed, etc.
Time for a test. You can either get APB's car cosmetics customizing system or "your favorite racing game" car performance customizing system. Which do you pick? Note, rockstar won't ban you for making the General Lee or KKKlown Car
>>262248791Performance, hands down. It's so god damn boring having just straight upgrades so that one car is always the best in a given class. A proper tuning system would add a lot of fun to the game. A better cosmetic system would be nice, but most people will still just make the ugliest shit imaginable anyway.
>>262240757isn't the elegy rh8 a decent car?practically free too
>>262248791My first instinct is to say customization, but I'm a boringfag who'd still make stock-ish cars regardless so performance it is.
>>262249192It is a great car for free. You can still use it in competetive races because they usually have a pariah and sr ban.
>>262248649>be so far up your own asshole you dont ask valve to host servers or run anti cheat>dont even pay for your own anti cheat solution>release onto pc with p2p servers and zero cheat detectionLook no one could have foreseen what would happen with the pc port.
>>262249192Yeah, most cars in this game (pre SSASSS at least) are fine to drive. The game even has an oversteer assist that cuts the engine when the car fishtails so you don't fully spin out. He's probably just a brainlet who can't deal with the slightest hint of sim-style handling and needs to git gud. That or stop driving with a keyboard.Personally, I wish we could turn some of the assists off.
>>262248791DON’T TEST ME MOTHERFUCKERS GIVE ME MY MID NIGHT CLUB
>>262246867>>262248460I question the authenticity of these posts. As much as the would probably look better on a PC, it's far from "unplayable" in both terms of graphics and framerate.
>>262249874It would be more playable if it was a stable 30 instead of a goddam up and down rollercaoster nightmare. Console devs care more about how a game looks in screenshots than in motion.
>>262250446True to certain extent. It's by no means "unplayable" for me but I sort of understand that there are occasional performance issues especially in online.
>>262250903San Denis while it's populated with players can be an absolute shit show in performance.
>>262250903It becomes a lot more noticeable once you become used to having a stable framerate and good AA all the time. I didn't get into PC gaming until like 2009 and when I go back and play some old PS3 games I really loved it can be pretty jarring. Even ones I thought looked amazing like RDR1 and MGS4.PS1/PS2 games don't even have that problem because devs still put emphasis on performance back then. It's amazing how many PS2 games run at 60FPS compared to PS3/PS4.
>>262251453Yeah, I suppose.RDR1 on PS3 definitely had a dogshit framerate.
how is the lotus espirit in terms of driving I couldnt care less about the weapons but the aesthetics make my dick hard
>>262248791the later pleaseI love shitting on people who cant into tuning
>>262251969It's actually really good. I love driving it around the city for free-roam missions.
While we're talking about racing, what's your favorite racing discipline and why is it drag and street drag racing?Nascarfags get outF1fags get outRallyfags are on thin iceStuntfags are cool
>>262248791My favorite racing game let you do engine swaps, so I'll go with performance.
>>262252337>draghow strange that men dressing up as women shares the name with the gayest ''racing'' discipline
>>262252337>being a cornerletlearn to drive, queen.
>>262252337In GTA it's street racing with traffic turned on. In a game with such basic and simple car stats where there's always one clearly best car in each class, the only thing that adds variety and fun to a race is dodging traffic.I have no idea how people like Broughy and his crew have fun just racing on empty tracks with as many hazards removed as possible when all the cars perform the exact same.
>>262252337 Rally, in all its forms. GT is cool as well.
>>262252495>>262252534It's straightest form of racing there is you champagne chugging queers
>>262252659>being such a shit driver that you're afraid of the brake pedal and actually using the steering wheel
>>262252141how the fuck is it possible that there's not a single alfa romeo in gta online?
>>262252337nascar or any endurance race is more interesting to engineers than general car enthusiasts f1 is good when the cars arent basically in the same position the whole race honestly land speed records are more funrally is good stuff although gta isnt built for itwe can agree on stuntsstreet races are good stuff despite the real world stigma urban environments make great coursesdrag racing is generally about as dull as f1 and only the gambling saves it, that being said land speed records are basically the ultimate drag racebut i think we all know the master race is the whacky races
>>262252882kiddies dont like good looking cars, they just have to have as much edge as possible and big wings
>>262253029Other than the front fascia that's pretty boring looking.
>>262252847It's not fear, it's annoyance>Not letting your car rip itself apart at dangerous high speed>>262252947>Whacky Races got a reboot>It was trapped on Boomerang so no chance of it pulling in a real viewerbase
>>262253262man half of the whacky races vehicles look like they'd fit right into modern gtao
>>262253238the fuck is wrong with you the 159 was designed back in 2005 and still looks better than pretty much any wagon this day
>>262253262>it's annoyancebecause it actually takes skill instead of just flooring it and hoping for the best?
>>262252356 Great taste, I need to pick that up eventually to add to my collection.
Whats the fucking point of lazlow being a contact after the nightclubs update?
>>262253568lmao yeah, nice Accord. Real distinctive. When you can't see the iconic Alfa Romeo grill it just looks like any other blobshit car on the roads today.
>>262254039>generic headlights>all that shitty chrome trim>shit wheels that are too small for the car>doesnt perform >oversized rear lights>bad plate placement>ride is too highyeah you must be car blind
>>262248775>I'd rather be forced to grind like a madman than switch a session once a monthFeel free to kys yourself
>>262253736Because I want to be fast and anything kills my speed is annoying
>>262254323t. plays once a month
>>262254323>once a monthkek, sounds like you only play once a month.
>>262253961He calls you sometimes with random nightclub missions, same as English Dave
>>262254305>These minor details make MY plastic blobshit car the superior plastic blobshit car of choice
>>262253961just to fill your contact list with even more useless contacts that are busy 100% of the time unless you're in a very specific missionhonestly all you need is Baker, Mechanic, pegassus and Lesterthe rest can go fuck themselves
>>262254768except the Alfa will outperform that honda in pretty much any categoryand looks fucking good doing it
>>262254768it's stupid to compare an alfa romeo to a extremely generic wagon car
>>262253545>Wacky Races update>cruising around in my Army Surplus Special with my Xbuddy>what appears to be a Roosevelt starts tailing us>we pull over, buddy starts bringing main gun about>the Roosevelt is actually a Bulletproof Bomb mod>CEO and 6 fucking associates come spilling out spraying us with Gusenbergs>we fight well but they sticky our tank and kill us while shouting "NYA SEE">CEO says "let that be a lesson to ya, see?"Fucking [ANT]
>>262254974>it looks fucking goodkek>>262255308It IS an extremely generic wagon car.
>>262254540>>262254594Throughout July there was exactly one (1) instance of modder ruining the game (by quickly changing the map from snowy to normal and back, worked like a stroboscope). Literally once a month
>>262252337>favorite racing discipline is drag racing>the form of racing with the absolute lowest technology and skill levelunironically lmaoing at ur life
Only way I would use an oppressor mk2>Vigilante Custom>When it blows up you switch to the opperssorWhy do I want this. As it stands the oppressor mk2 is now gayer than trannies who hang out at the strip club
>exit the terrorbyte>reappear 50 meters away from it???
>>262256687I use it only to move fast while doing ceo work. Never ever attacked someone first while flying it
>>262256901And not all dudes who play female characters are mentally ill
>>262256687Only good for running 3 crate missions by yourself or traveling across the map for some stupid fuckinf mission
Have they brought any vehicle from LSC or VCS yet?I liked the argento.
>>262256845learn to park on level ground
>>262251969the stromberg? always considered it more of a lambo than lotus. great car anyways, very robust and water gimmick can be fun in lobbies
>bring up how the oppressor mk2 is current fagwagon>anons crawling out of the woodwork to go "I'm not gay"There has always been a shitteride, I don't think anything quite like the oppressor mk2 and while you might not be a total shitter if I see 40 pure fucking faggots all wearing the same kind of shirt and then see my best friend in the same shirt the only reaction I could make is "Why are you dressed like a faggot"
>>262257919How about you try your own advice before posting it
>still no campers>RVs are still useless>no Cletus or huntingCome on Rockstar I know you can figure it out, they'd be MOCs but cheaper plus they could integrate the whole 'camp out' aspect of RDRPlus you could introduce a bunch of expensive campers that could have guns on them or some shit, and a taxidermy workshop so you could collect skins for Cletus (this also adds an NPC to blow up your phone with BUY THIS)
>>262258109>the stromberg? always considered it more of a lambo than lotusAnon plzhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet_Nellie
>>262255758>doesnt even post wagonsfucking retard
>>262258287yeah I know about that, but overrall it feels more like a lambo to me. It's basically a lamborghini bravo.
>>262258272>comfy campingIf only.
>>262258109The stonkburg was literally the only good vehicle from the dooms day updateAnd you rarely see it because everyone relies on mk2/delux crutches
>>262258431>The same generic blandness displayed in that picture totally doesn't apply to wagons, sedans, or coupes.>t. retard on purposeIt's a problem that plagues modern car design as a whole.
>>262258824>The same generic blandnessits like cars have trendsthe 80's were either boxes or wedgesthe 90's and early 00's were bloated with a thousand curvesAlfa is one of the rare companies that have mastered aesthetics in every trend
>>262258740>literally the only good vehicle from the dooms day updatethe khanjali is pretty good too, also there's that offroad military vehicle that is basically useless but has a ton of customization possibilities. also pretty fun crewed with friends
Not saying I want this but as a what if. A standalone GTAO title that lets you take your gear to a new region. Where would you want it to be?>Not!Dubai/sandnigger country. Look at how tacky most GTAO players and tell me it doesn't make sense. Also really want more places to really use a dune buggy in
>>262258287>>262258623The ingame car is primarily based on the original Countach prototype from the '70s. It's only missing the gullwing doors.
>>262259005I see, you're just a corporate idolator for Alfa. Now it makes sense.
>>262259597Eastern and southern europe
>>262259945you got to admit the bravo is pretty fucking close too
>>262260069I'm ok with this. What would you want out of the play area? Nuked out "Zone" for Stalker fans?
>>262258676I was thinking initially it'd be hard to balance them if you could just park them anywhere and abuse the defenses, but thinking back to RDR they could just enforce something like the 'can't camp this close to a road' rule
>Softban was lifted>Already up to 3m in fresh horsebuxT-they're gonna patch it...right?
>>262259597i would absolutely love a GTAO sequel that is literally just the protagonist of GTAO invading a foreign country with their outrageous gear.
>>262260470Nah just the eastern european countryside with great mountain roads, lots of gravel pathways and fields and small cities with commieblocks
>>262259597While I have no faith in R* to do this, I would thoroughly enjoy a new map like PUBG's Miramar but not latin, basically MGSV's Afghanistan
>>262238750Are those on the car behind cj, big smoke and sweet??
>>262259597it would literally be norf korean or russia
after eating out horsepussy worth 60 million GTA$ they finally casino banned me. It was a fun ride. I'm so glad this glitch exists just when I got back due to the Casino stuff. Haven't played in 4 years. Didn't own a single business, now I am prepared for the future. Imagine playing for 4 years and grinding all this shit. Holy fuck. Thanks for this 60 million headstart, horsepussy!
>>262262305North Korean GTA was pretty great.
>>262263313>Imagine playing for 4 years and grinding all this shit.Imagine not just injecting yourself 100 billion and never worrying about it again.
>>262263958because thats retarded and you have to fill a garage with shit to not get wiped
>>262263438This game will always have a soft spot in my heart>that score>that map (Pandemic always knew how to make comfy maps with a blend of detailed tunnels and bunkers and low budget Dynasty Warriors textures)>just hanging out at the MASH listening to CNN talk about you being a badass while peasants drive by in their ricers
Anyone been banned for horsebuxing yet?
>>262263958imagine being a cheaterfucking third world tier parasites
How do I sell an apartment?
>>262265184You don't, you have to trade it for a cheaper one and you bank the difference
alright you fags, show off your yachts
>>262264141>>262264457Imagine being a retarded peasant.
>>262265697Lupinfag here, I just named my Pisces the Fujiko and called it a dayI didn't get to name my NC 'Fujicakes' so it's the next best thing
>>262263313I hate myself for wanting to see the uncropped image.
>One Million more Horsebux until I can finally go into hiding
>>262265697>S.S.why do people randomly use naval prefixesanyway mine has a corny ass name so I'm not gonna share it
>>262265615I have 4 of them and I don't need them at all, can I at least get rid of three?
>>262265697Posted it before, but here it is again.>>262267093>why do people randomly use naval prefixesBecause it sounds better than just "The Moneysink" for a name, for example. Plus, since I own GTA V through Steam, it technically fits the steam ship definition.
>>262267830>Because it sounds better than just "The Moneysink" for a nameActual The Moneysink is a better name than SS Moneysink.
>doing MC sales as solo person in an empty lobbywhy do I even do this? these misions are annoying 90% of the time and take so long having to drive up to 4 vehicles around. I think it would be smarter to stick to CEO stuff, right?
>>262268440>why do I even do this?Because you haven't thought about it enough.>I think it would be smarter to stick to CEO stuff, right?Yes.
What weapons do I need to stay alive in RDRO? Last time I played Varmint and Bow and arrow were the meta
>>262268440MC stuff is a lot more hands off than CEO stuff.Pretty sure everything that requires CEO, IE and crates, requires active participation to make product/profit.Sale missions are always a bitch though
>>262253029>good looking>wagonu focking wot m8
>>262268440Because mc businesses only exist for your nightclub mexicans to manage
>>262254974I literally thought that was a golf hatchback until I looked closely at the badge. Hatch/wagons are ugly and should be shot
>Banshee Classic never ever
how do those running costs get calculated? Stuff like nightclub expenses and mechanic are self explanatory. but just now I had to pay 30k for business and staff costs. first time I'm reading this. I've done some CEO work and am currently a MC president, if that matters
>mfw ive been trying to complete an EASY heist set up all day>Have had to restart a dozen times from bad teams, players dcing after all the objectives are complete, players DYING trying to deliver a car to an objective>And now a CTD just at the end after watching two destroy an target car.>Now have to wait 10 minutes to populate a shitty lobby to try againI fucking hate heists so fucking much.
Which super and sports cars are the best in their class for races? Only performance matters, everything else (including price) is irrelevantOr just give me that google sheet with all vehicle stats
>>262270308Wagons haven't looked good in decades.
>>262270582Must suck being car blind
what will you do when you inevitably get banned from the casino bros? I'm having horse withdrawel symptoms right now
>>262270849But thats the normal banshee idiot
>>262271172>american wagon>good looks
>>262270849>posts picture of the gen 2 viper the one the banshee is based onClassic would be pic related or the copperhead.
>>262271519>Any wagons other than American ones>Looking good
Day 2 as the Lemoyne terror :I arrived to the state border from Van Horn as the evening was getting darker and dark cloups swept across the sky. As a distant lightning was seen in the distance I figured I could go into St Denis itself by the cover of the storm and spread terror there. Clad in all black and donning an executioner hood, an axe and my bow I snuck into the suburbs and started robbing townsfolk. I robbed two people until some folks saw me and went to alert the constabulary. My axe made quick work of one guy, I shot another witness with an arrow but one of them escaped to the darkness and soon police officers were rushing in to my location. I hopped over fences, hid behind houses and made my way towards my trusty horse who was waiting for me. I raced my way to Black Belle's hideout and dispatched the two police officers still after me. The law was still on my tail so I got my repeater from the horse and hid behind a tree stump. Soon enough lawmen came and tried to put an end to my lawless ways. But they all met their end to my bullets.Realizing the shack with it's elevated and barricaded platforms was an ideal place to defend, I made it my temporary base and when the morning came, started harassing people on the road so they would call the authorities and then from my position I could pick the bounty hunter and lawman groups as they came.The road and the muddy bog leading to the shack was covered in the rotting corpses of bounty hunters and their horses within the next day. When the law wouls give up, I would go around checking the corpses and causing some more ruckus so more lawmen and bounty hunters would appear. After all the valuables pawned at the Van Horn fence and money stolen off the corpses my total money stands at 650-ish dollars. I suspect only more more day to get to 800 dollars and Lemoyne's debt to me is settled for now.
>>262272128Is that supposed to look like a boatIt looks like it drives like one too
>>262271546It looks like a tvr with down syndromeEverything that can go wrong with American car design
>>262272128If youre going to post boxesAt least post good looking ones
>>262272763>>262273263Miss me with that gay shit.>>262273051They aren't called land yachts for nothing.
>>262271390Probably go play with some of the new toys I bought.
>>262273826>posts a fucking busGet that boomer shit out of here, cant even take a corner above walking speed
>>262271390I bomb car meets with off radar A10 runs
>>262267093Waiting for someone to post theirs, "cleverly" calling it DDG-420 or some shit
After all the carnage and bloodshed I would have to say that while the combat in RDR2 can sometimes be a little so-so, the effects, details and the FEEL are awesome. Due to weapons not being spammy full auto modern guns, the devs made each individual shot in the game count for a great deal. Enemies clutch their wounds, sometimes drop their main guns and get covered in blood and mud as does your character. When you go almost seamlessly from gunfighting into a fistfight and wrestling in the mud with another guy it gives you a sense of satisfaction you haven't felt before and it stops being ''just a game''. I shot a guy's horse in the gut a time or two and it bled a loooong streak of blood until it collapsed on the ground writhing in pain and seeing Arthur gently but firmly put it out of it's misery was a rather somber experience. The ravens and hawks swooping in to feed on the dead, pecking their eyes out and ripping their stomachs open to feast on their guts is pretty groady but god damn it gives you such a gritty wild west feel like no other.Towards the end of one firefight I was pitting against one guy who had no hope of surviving but he was giving it his best shot. I hip fired my Winchester at him, a single shot hit him in the gut and he collapsed to the ground, dropped his weapon and started dragging himself along the ground leaving a bloody trail and his shirt covered in blood. My Arthur was calmly walking along the road following him to inspect the sight. I felt pity on the poor feller and would've given him a health cure at that point if it was possible. Alas it was not possible. All I could do was watch him die under the scorching heat of the merciless sun as the ravens were coming down to feast on the entrails of his comrades. Arthur took out his double action revolver and started cleaning it.
>he can't appreciate something about all carssorry plebs, I can't teach taste
Is the Ramp Buggy worth it now that it doesn’t start smoking after a couple cars?
You can weaponized one car and de-weaponized another. What do you pick?
>>262275360I've had a ton of fun with mine, but it'll get shat on on freemode by flyers if you're not keeping an eye out for them.
>>262260936Lmao they'll probably try to patch it, but it makes another glitch easier in the process
Is it worth it to get it on sale? Gonna do the mission for the better price, too. Just started the bunker stuff and got its dual miniguns unlocked
>>262276285mine never sees the sunlight
>>262275747The bond aston martin db5Mk2
Imagine actually grinding and working for money in a game about stealing instead of glitching or hacking
>>262276285it has no explosive resistance and you can be shot through windows by players and npcs. carrying around 2 miniguns on the roof can be fun I guess though, so it's your call really
>>262276768>>262277268hm what's your armed vehicle of choice then? I don't have much money to waste so if it's outdated i'd rather save up for something more worthwhile I horsebuxed an oppressor mk2 for getting around fast but I can't start with it during heists so I kinda want another combat vehicle that can
>>262275747De-weaponize the Ardent, weaponize the Granger.
What is the best car to keep my horsebux safe in?Do car sell for a % of their original purchase?If I buy a car currently on offer and sell when it's no longer discounted will I get more?
>>262277207Hacking tards like you are a shitstain on humanity.
>>262277419isn't the stromberg on sale too?i'd buy that one
>>262277798I don’t even hack but I respect anyone who robs 2k out of a nickel. I just glitch
>>262275747de-weaponize the schafter limo
the FUCK is wrong with these OP NPCs during import export sales? what teh FUCK
>>262278529just drive past them not worth the time or effort
Is there any way to configure first person mode into not being hot garbage? The fov just seens way too low, even when set to max, shooting is not that hard, but driving is awful.
>mfw putting down the nose when hovering over the ground in the mk 2
>>262275869Mk2 would be a much better vehicle if it was faster and unarmed
>>262277798>he doesn't get an undetectable $5M every single day through an obvious casino hack nobody else seems to have figured outMFW
Why is it that the terrorbyte can hack into securoserv, ad-hawk, disruption logistics, and openroad to find sellers of various illegal goods but can't log into my account to check on the status of those buildings managed by those sites?
Guys, is the Arena profitable? I really like those mad max vehicles, especially the truck, but knowing jewstar, the prices for everything are probably so high that it'll drain me completely. If said truck can sustain itself then I'll buy the workshop right now. By the way are those vehicles usable in freemode?
>>262280634uh uh uh encryption uh uh blockchain
>>262280930it's not profitable at all -in fact it's dead-, but if you dig the vehicles get themgetting the stuff you like is literally gtao endgameI personally have the imperator, plan to get another one and make it look like a smooth interceptor while keeping this one as the crazy wasteland spikey ramming vehicle. Prices are really fucking high though
>>262280585post your winnings in social cuck stat page (censor all the rest if you want)
what game is she playing?
>>262280930>is the Arena profitable?Absolutely not.>By the way are those vehicles usable in freemode?Yes, and they're some of the most fun you can have in free roam. The Sasquatch is the ultimate bully toy.
What is the fastest car right now? Deveste?
>>262281871The Pariah is the fastest normal car.
>>262281871>>262282138Two of the new dripfeed cars have them both beat. The Emerus and the Krieger. Coming soon:TM: at the smooth cost of $2.5+
is it worth it to buy the biggest truck for the nightclub sale missions? currently I'm only using the custom speedo which was free, when I press "sell all" from my warehouse I can't do that because its capacity is too little
>>262282837i got both and armored/customized both and they're ridiculously tanky for delivery vehicles now
>>262278529If you're getting the NPCs, I'm guessing you already know how to clear a lobby.Start the sale in a populated lobby to get rid of the NPCs, but clear the lobby of players after you've customized the car, spawned, and (!) received the call from your secretary.No players, no fucking blue cars. Enjoy.
>>262281480>>262281227Damn it. Alright fuck it I'll buy the workshop anyway, I want them spikey rusty wheelies so bad I'll actually spend my hard-grinded non-horse cash on them. Thanks for responses lads
>>262283112fucking A. Thanks!
>>262281259Shan't. Get fucked.
Extremely underrated character.
If they don't unfuck helicopter controls for GTA VI, I'll firebomb their hq
this has probably been asked a million times here, but how can i get some money in this game injector or otherwise? i just wanna fuck around and play with my friends but shit is so expensive.
for real, is the casino still abusable on xbone? dont know how I can
>>262283737IM A SURVIVOR BLACK LUNG ! A SURVIVOR !
>still no chevrolet nubirayikes rockstar
Which super should I buy to flex on peasants?>inb4 deveste
>spin wheel>win car>cant sell car>stuck with ugly ass turismo classicwhy bother
>>262286610Nero. Just the regular one, not the custom. It's probably the classiest super and still pretty damn fast.
>>262286636>Turismo classic>UglyShuffle yourself off this mortal coil.
>literally nobody is playing arena warsCome on now
>>262286867ah shit nevermind i got the turismo classic and the infernus classic mixed upi actually bought the turismo classic, that looks good. infernus classic look ugly tho
where the fuck do I buy clothes in gta online? there's no clothing stores on the map and when I use the quick menu GPS and select clothing store it just takes me to anything BUT a clothes store
>>262238750How do I avoid triggering the horsebux softban?
>>262287121you are digging this hole deeper
>>262283618nice try getting me banned through a player earnings searchyou'll never take me alive you glow in the dark candle sniffing rockstar fuck fenceI DRIVE A BLUE FUCKING CASCO BITCH-BASTARD, WHY DON'T YOU DO A SEARCH FOR THAT?
>>262286610the shitters have moved on to whatever the new hotness is, the Adder is now a classic ride :)
>>262287349>>262287487All it has going for it is a side profile and the pop up lights. Front and back look bad.
>>262275169Of all the things they did right with RDR2, they REALLY nailed combat IMO.Yeah it can be clumsy at times, as all 3rd person shooters can be, but that feeling of nailing a shot from long range, and having to manually cycle your guns give combat such a manual and hard-worked feel that I don't get in other games.If Rockstar ever gives us any semi-auto rifles, or full-auto weaponry at all it will completely fuck the game over. The thing that is so special about RDR2/RDO at the moment is that feeling of most everybody being on the same ground in a fight, bullshit ability cards notwithstanding.I honestly hope they stick to side-grading with new guns and adding lots of cosmetic customization to new and existing guns. Changes in how guns look, feel, and sound is the true best way to expands on the weapon roster in the game currently.Oh that note, I really want a big update to the existing guns to give us customizable levers, bolts, barrels, stocks, etc. All I really want is a super short Trapper-style Winchester.
>>262285405Every time I play through the earlygame of RDR2 I ask myself if it would've been possible for Arthur to try and be a little nicer towards Micah or at least not continuously antagonize him even when there was no real cause? Like sure, he is meant to be a bad guy and the story's intentionally nudging you to that way because of the established history between the two but forgetting it's a game and hypothetically assuming they were real people, was it wise from Arthur to keep constantly pushing Micah?But he was really well written and acted character in general.What characters in the Rockstar game universe y'all thought were underrated?
>>262288427They need more decorations.
>>262287336Post a screenshot of the map
>>262290434it was a bug. i relogged and saw all the clothing shops
>>262288427>it can be clumsy at timesAt least in single player the clumsiness adds to the atmosphere imho, when you and your opponents have to do some work to place the shots accurately. I never use ANY autoaim and use dead eye very sparingly so situations with fast moving enemies or mounted riders etc, feel more organically challenging when you're trying to hit someone while your aim is bouncing up and down but they also have a hard time hitting you. Or you use a shotgun / spray hip fire with a revolver to take down the horses etc...In the time I used to play RDO I used the pump action shotgun quite some, compensated for the kids trying to use the varmint rifle for ez headshots.>semi auto rifles / full autoDon't think that will happen, I would imagine they'll keep RDR2 fairly grounded compared to GTA.>big update to the existing gunsI keep hoping they'll also give us a single player expansion at some point so we can get the LeMat revolver / Evans Repeater and any other potential gun additions to single player as well. Ok well they can keep the Evans, that shit's ugly as fuck.But yeah, the gunplay makes me hard. The manual cycling of new rounds, the smoke from the barrel, when you're in cover behind a wagon and it starts splintering from enemy fire, the effects when you hit enemies good and proper... God damn they really nailed on how to make gunplay feel satisfying.
>>262281480Question about Arena Wars vehicles, can you customize them in non-arena workshops? I really wanna buy the V8 Interceptor and turn it into a normal car instead of the post-apocalypse deathmachine it starts out as. If I buy it can I do that at just a regular LSC?
>>262290942Sort of. You can take most of them into LSC, but they come from the factory with weapons and spikes and stuff already attached, and you will need the Arena workshop to remove those.
>>262289250Fuck yes. Little physical carved bear totem hanging off the barrel of your Winchester, a couple of hawk feathers that you collected yourself and turned into a decoration hanging off your lever, or an Native American style beaded stock wrap would be sick.I'm honestly shocked they have so few customizations for what would be for a lot of players the most wanted gun in the game, the Winchester/Lancaster. Long/short barrels, custom levers, custom stocks, octagonal barrels, there's so many cool options for guns like these and they've done nothing with it so far. Forgotten Weapons in YT actually opened my eyes to how cool a musket-length Winchester actually could be.>>262290832I remember being laughed into silence by my friends when suggesting maybe the next Red Dead would let you cycle your guns between each shot manually, and yet here we are almost a year later and it's one of the most gratifying little mechanics in the game for me. I just wish I could cycle while behind cover, that'd be nice.Hell, it was just amazing enough for me when I realised you could hold open the action if you held down the fire button while cycling. Feels so fuckin cool to make a super long range shot and then fling a casing out with the lever and holding it there.
>>262291564Blech. All I want is the nice, normal looking XB Coupe. Oh well I guess, I just don't want to bother getting another property with more dumb little property fees for one car.
>>262291564>>262292202The only "weapon" they come with by default is a ram.
Is gta online worth getting back into? Played it a couple years back.
>>262292481Yeah I just wanna take that off and have a normal XB Coupe. Can that be done at LSC?
>>262293184Sure, if you've got a couple of friends as well IMO. I'm playing again solo after a fairly lengthy hiatus but I have a heap of money already so I basically just play to drive the new cars.
>>262293232Everything except the ram.
>>262293659fuck me oh well I guess. I have literally no interest in Arena War so I guess my muscle garage will just have to go without.Knowing Cockstar I'd probably go to the effort of buying the car and Workshop then only be able to store it in the Arena War workshop instead of my Office, so better left without anyway I guess. If I don't have it at my Office garage in front of me I will never drive it
>>262293923I have mine stored in my apartment garage. Trust me, if you get the money, it's worth buying the Arena workshop just for these vehicles and the 30 garage spaces.
REMINDER - If a hacker or even suspected hacker destroys your shit, send an email ticket/report to R* and get yourself made whole.
>>262295045they probably just checked your platform (PC), checked if you had an export at the time, and went "yeah PC okay heres your money we believe you"
>>262294554colored headlights also
>>262282837Wait how can you actually buy other trucks? I thought you could only customize the one they gave you.
>>262248791I'll go with customization because GTA:O racing is a fucking joke
>>262296160>other trucks?Truck. Singular.Do NOT buy the Mule Custom.
>>262259597Hong Kong>Dense urban jungle>bumfuck rice fields as wilderness >Cyberpunk aesthetic
>>262264164Yeah, it's definitely one of my top 10 favorite PS2 games, easy. Shame what happened to the series.
>>262297452Hong Kong would be awesome. They could easily tie it in with Cheng and the Chinatown Wars stuff.
>leave inside track>”PEEZ AUT”Every fucking time
>>262280930>having to own that shithole workshop and pay 2k utilities just to play with the r c brodito Fucking kikes glad i abused the shit outta horsebux and bogdans this week.
I swear I'm hearing the female officer lines when they aren't even in online.
>>262277419for heists half track or BMX because it makes shitters mad. for free roam i like the APC and thruster. usually park the APC with rocket pack by the casino, doors open and have a laugh from the penthouse
>>262299487>2k utilitiesthanks for completely changing my mind about buying the workshop
>>262300434>>262299487>2k is expensiveAre you the kind of people who are always broke since what little money they receive blowing up cargo after a long afternoon of rdm'ing newbies goes right back into stickies and explosive ammo?
>>262303820hey, paying all that insurance money adds up
>>262287339don't get too greedy, try to cash out not over 2 million at once, and as you get the money you're needing spend it, also do something else every now and then (drive around, check your businesses, anyway the average point where people get banned ia 36 to 40 million (i got to 38)
>board>que random heists >pac post opAfter 5 years people still cannot figure this out. My sides go MIA when they get mad and shoot the vans.
Oh there's the menu induced crash
>>262304654Only happens once a month.
>>262304701weird, by that count it should be sometime in 2020 by now since i restarted playing mid july
>>262304654Is that why my game crashed 3 times today?
>>262305923If it's just straight to desktop and you were in a session with crew members, yeah probably.The second someone with a menu gets called out it's either "x has invited you to their apartment", something that breaks your ability to join any sessions, or everyone in the session crashes.
Chumash Bunker or Farmhouse bunker? Which is better to buy?
>>262307996Because of the proximity to the casino, really hard to beat Farmhouse these days.
>>262308735Cool. Second question. Hydra or Lazer?
>>262308796I would recommend buying the Lazer, if they weren't for free at Zancudo.
>>262310394>Already have 20 aircraft in my hangar>Getting rid of one for something I can get for free right outside my doorNo thanks, retard.
>>262310527Still a poorfag, lmao
why is michael's daughter so hot
>>262312289>Poorfags existing when money injectors existSpotted the new money horsefucker.
casino shit is banned in my country, how do i use a vpn to play it?
>>262312891The casino is already dead.
Reminder to add me to the PC Crew.SC is Nokammon
>>262307996I own Farmhouse, but Chumash seems to be best 2bh. Super close to the highway makes for good sales
So I just finished the final casino mission and Baker told me to go down to the docks for something but I don't see it anywhere on the map. what do?
>>262315585You should see a [?] icon pop up on your map. Go down to the docks in the southeast and look for a black armored car.
>>262312937PC player. Was just grinding horsebux a half hour ago.
>>262315854That's not what I meant. I meant nobody actually plays in the casino for fun.
>>262315776Thanks, took about 20 minutes for her to give me the call.
>>262316010Not much fun to be had. Slots have been confirmed to be bogus bullshit, no point in betting properly on horses at the moment, blackjack and poker is only with the dealer. They should have allowed group poker.
>>262316010I enjoy roulette and blackjack from time to time
Remember MC clubhouse minigames count for daily objectives.So you can go do darts without leaving the session
Is the arena war shit worth it? Wasn't playing back when it first released, but it looks interesting?
>>262274065>understeers into a ditchMemes aside, would love to see this in the game with an actual 5 cylinder engine and not like what they did with the omnis by making it a 4 cylinder.
>>262319031R* would still find a way to fuck it up and make it sound like someone autotuned Donald Duck having a stroke. For as much as GTA V is lauded for its "realism", they really dropped the ball on sound design. All the cars sound like wimpy econoboxes and all the guns sound like the Half-Life pistol, with only a few exceptions for each.
>>262318529No. Gamemodes are dead at worse and a slog to play at best. Arena vehicles look cute but they're just highly expensive mememobiles with no practical applications, especially for the prices involved in kitting one out.
>>262294554Okay well at least you can store it wherever. I don't think I will buy the workshop either way though, I just don't like any of the other vehicles in pretty much the entire Arena War update at all. I know, I know I hate fun, but I just don't go in for that crazy bullshit in GTA. I don't even an an Oppressor.Thinking about it I think the only cars I kinda liked from the Arena War update were the Deviant and the Impaler. I'm really fuckin boring
Let me in!
>Actually having fun>Menu shitter kicks me out of my car and makes it so I can't moveI don't even know why I fucking bother with this game.
Nightclub noob here: What is the proper way of selling things? Those Special orders, are they potentially more money per unit sold? Should I do them?Also, when I press sell all goods I can't do it because I only own the speedo and its capacity is shit. Is it worth it to invest into the large truck or is the speedo enough, probably need to do many several sell missions then though
>>262318529Vehicles are useless, the outfits are pretty great, the up-n-atomizer is the only new weapon you should bother with. Overall, the entire update is stupid expensive but mostly useless unless you can reliably find players for it.
>>262318529Widowmaker and whatever the MG was called are clone weapons of the minigun and combat mg without mods or level requirements.The Atomizer is one of the most fun weapons in the gameThe arena workshop has multicolored headlights for any vehicle driven in.The gamemodes are dead, and if it isn't it's ruined by death bikes.The vehicles and vehicle mods are the biggest money sinks in the entire game since you can't play the mode to unlock trade prices, but jumping, boosting, and shunting is fun.The RC car, that requires the workshop, is drivable bomb you can call through the interaction menu roughly every minute, is off the radar, takes multiple explosions to destroy, and removes you until you stop driving it.
I kill every nigger NPCs all the time. Does anyone else do this?
I need some solo business grinding advice. I'm using a sort of wave style method so I'll list how I operate in order:Stealie Wheelie(Waifu)Veep WorkTurdbyte Jewels mission*repeat*Then I sell Shooty Bangs and Durgs when they are done cookingMY QUESTION:What is the best drug type to work with if I am solo?I have heard Cocaine is not the most profitable if you are alone. I already own every drug type for the nightclub grind, but I need to know which one I should actually invest in as an active business, not a borderline irrelevant passive one.
>>262325089I should clarifyWhich is the easiest to produce 1 delivery vehicle with?
>>262325007i *AM* the nigger
>>262325089too obnoxious for a reply
>>262325206>Which is the easiest to produce 1 delivery vehicle with?a nightclub.
>>262323660Do not buy the Mule. Only buy the Pounder. The Mule will give you shittier sell missions and it's PERMANENT. YOU CAN'T SELL IT AT ALL.It's insanely expensive to do so but it's very worth it to buy every possible upgrade for the Pounder. You can use it on shitters, too.Also the method for selling I use is to assign a tech to all the most lucrative businesses, then switching them to produce for other businesses once they are stocked up.Do the bottom most specialty sell mission, then afterwards empty the rest of your stock with an allsell mission before restarting your tech loop.The specialty missions are worth the extra effort of switching techs. They have a massive per-unit payout and the allsell mission will be the icing on the chocolate layer cake.
>>262325007Mostly yeah. Women too.I only do it if I know Lester is available to quickly erase my wanted level.
>>262325863nice this is exactly what I was hoping for, thanks for your wise words
>join random heist>it's set to easy>they still die to copsHow is it even possible to be this bad at a video game with auto aim by default?
What is the go-to method for making money in RDRO right nowLast time I played fishing salmon was most lucrative
Anyone who says modders aren't still a problem is either a modder themselves or they haven't left inside track in weeks. Legit just trying to have fun doing VIP work in my deluxo and EVERY lobby has had a modder make me unable to enter cars, mass killed me, or made my game crash.I'M NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE AN ASSHOLE I JUST WANT TO USE MY FLYING CAR JESUS CHRIST FUCK
>>262327093The game crashing may not be modders, i've been going the solo public lobby trick by blocking the ports & stuff so I KNOW there's nobody joining me, and it seems i can't play for more than an hour at a time before it crashes. Only been an issue since the casino update too.
Reminder to report all suspected mod menu users to crew commissioners
cars that you still like despite everything
>>262328419Refill your supplies anon
to spawn at the bunker, facility etc. I need to buy living quarters there, right?
>>262328419ah well if it's part of the lowriders update then it must be a lowrider! let's have it scrape on the ground, give it skinny tires, and an antique V8 that sounds like a lawnmower
>>262327241It's definitely been a modder a couple of times, they said they were going to crash me in chat and voice, they were like 13 years old. Fucking rockstar.
>>262328867Did he sounded Australian by any chance?
>>262328907Vaugely. His name was god.
>>262328969I thought of this guy when you mentioned that he announced crashes on voice and chat. Met the cunt several times. Seriously, aussies are mentally ill.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3jWTN92Rt0
Can i still close the game to repeat spinning the wheel?, i want the fucking slamvan
how did franklin know devon wanted him to kill michael? as soon as devon said "not me, him", franklin knew.
We live in a society.
>>262329215Yeah but why are you closing out? Just unplug your internet and get kicked back to story mode.
>>262328419Gonna buy the Ellie next time is shows up on sales, I finally bought an Office Garage and I'm gonna use it as a nice place to set up my Muscle garage. Now they have the Gauntlet Classic I can pretty much fully complete my classics Garage.>>262328702My nigga, it's in my Garage too albeit on another level. Sadly never drive it because even after all these years they still haven't fixed the fucking front bumper hitting curbs with the force of a thousand nuclear bombs.
What can I do in read dead 2 if I don't have any friends to play with and don't find killing randoms enjoyable
>>262323660the maximum potential profit occurs when you sell over 1m worth of goods, since that's tony's maximum cutbut then again pausing south american imports to fill other slots is a bad idea since you put your most profitable good on standby to fill on inferior ones- making you lose that sweet coke profitmy advice is to sell everything the moment you cap SA imports. I wouldn't care for special orders, the maximum bonus you get for them is 10%, while it's mostly 5%. not worth the wait to fill them, especially if you're losing coke production in the meanwhile
>shared Daily Objective today is Playing DartsGood God has anyone ever done this?
Man.. I'm in love with the assistant for her voice alone. I need an American GF so badly..
>>262330525Her voice acting is really superb. It's this mix of Valley Girl and Smart Chick - the way she prefaces a briefing with "M'kay" and that way she says "Thought about giving me some shares, boss?" - stuff like that conveys a real sense of character.
>>262329802this anon>>262329996Build yourself a mountain man and head up into the wilderness for days at a time, hunting and selling pelts and meats when you come into town. Fuckin' love the feeling of loneliness you get from this game.
>>262330750What's the point of staying for days in the mountain if I can load my horse in a few minutes and have to return immediately
>doing import / export>source top level car>10k damage by the time I arrive at the garagei.. think at this point it's getting close to not being profitable anymore
>>262331562A E S T H E T I CESTHETICBut no seriously, I was being hyperbolic obviously.
>>262331692i love it when the bot helicopter is literally always right behind me shooting me all the fucking time
>>262331692>>262332342How the hell are you racking up that much damage?For some missions, it's unavoidable to take a couple thousand in damages, but you can stave off most of it by getting out of the car once you get far enough away for the NPCs to spawn. Wait for the blips to appear, stash the car somewhere away from traffic, then take cover and fight back. You'll get four waves of enemies, either two tuner cars or two executive cars and a helicopter. Keep track of them, and when they stop for good, take the car back to the warehouse slowly and carefully.Alternatively, get a Cargobob and use that. You'll take a few hundred in damages from stray gunfire, and it's a little more boring, but it works.
>>262332412see that's good to know, I wasn't aware there's a pattern or ruleset to their spawning behaviour. now that I know there's just a set number of spawns I'll also do what you do
>>262332412>buy the avenger specifically because I thought I could put any small car in it and finally avoid all damage on my cars>the only cars you can put in it are the weaponized onesWHATS THE POINT? WHAT IS THE GODDAMN POINT ROCKSTAR? FUCK YOU THIS THING WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY TICKET TO EASY MONEY FUCK YOU
>>262332579You get waves according to the car's value. Standard gets two, mid-range gets three, top-end gets four. Usually, if you complete a mission "successfully" - for example, following the Kuruma all the way home or stealing the stunt car without getting spotted - you won't get chasers on the way back. And if it's a mission with cops, have the Lester menu open so you can remove them as soon as you take the wheel.>>262332756The Avenger is your ticket to easy shitting on entire sessions. But you need friends for that.What you're looking for can be accomplished with a personally-owned Titan. But you also need a friend for that.
Are there any other "hidden" mods in the game apart from the custom colored lights at arena wars?
>>262333426Literally the only reason I do import/export is because I have no friends or social skills.
>shit all over a random with my oppressor after he goes out of the way to blow up my cargo using his>some other random hits me with the orbital cannon, then runs up to me in god mode trying to knife me>texts me "get stabbed, oppressor griefer"People love to act without context, don't they? I have even less of a reason to stay on the ground now than I did before.
what are "JP" ?
>>262333886Japan Points. When you get a thousand of them you can play on the Japan map.
>>262325863it works so well, thank you based anon
>>262334272>______-______god i love tryhard """"""""""""""""names""""""""""""""""
recently started to get into businesses (thanks horsebux) and I was wondering, what's the average /rsgg/ anon's daily routine when doing business and making money? Anyone wanna share some tips for a newbie?
>>262250903>>262249874It is if you're used to +100hz and VRR
HOW DO I THROW AWAY MY PHONE HOLY FUCK WHY DO THEY KEEP CALLING ME WITH THE SAME SHIT EVERY FUCKING DAY
>>262335475unplug headset so you won't hear it
>>262303820No, I'm the kind of people who doesn't want to pay every single day for something I'll use literally once
>>262335165First thing I do when I get on is warm up with a headhunter VIP work, then i do either robbery in progress or diamond exchange while I wait for the cooldown to end, then I do another vip job. If there is a business battle I usually try to participate for an easy couple of crates but I try to stick to my free roam jobs. Occasionally I'll to to my bunker and buy supplies just for the research but I dont sell any of my businesses aside from my nightclub anymore.
yeah das right, hmmm
>>262335901Sometimes when I'm bored I like to stalk NPCs/players and brutally murder them when they go down an alley or otherwise are alone. First person is really good for getting immersed in a serial killer mindset.Second favorite method is using a stromberg to get deep into the ocean then ejecting the passenger. I also like to show new people my deluxo and offer to give them money, then after they get in I fly until I see a train and eject them in front of it. Used to just drop people onto the concrete but that got boring.
>>262336265I wish there were more weapons, like a flamethrower and chainsaw
Why do I get 29fps in GTA Online but in story mode I get 70fps?I'm running Windows 10 LTSCI have an i7 860, GTX 1050ti, 8gb ram and a 7200rpm 1tb HDD
>>262336471Is it consistently 29 fps? Might be a setting you have on like vsync. If it only happens when you drive quickly you need more ram. Upgraded from 8Gb to 16Gb this last saturday and it made gta run a lot smoother.
I can safely purchase all weapons without cluttering my weapon wheel because of gun lockers now, right?
>>262337287yes, but no
>>262337354What does this mean?
>>262337370It means that, while able to customize your weapon wheel, the game will cuck you and set it to default sometimes and/or add weapons you don't want to see
>>262337287no, in missions all that crap is on the weapon wheel regardless
>>262336818It happens from the moment I load into online. I have vsync disabled in GTA and in the control panel it's set to application controlled
>>262333571you can put the clifford logo on the barrage
Why is NOFN PC the master crew again?>Mostly made up of cheaters and modders>They use modmenus to combat other skiddies because "reporting is for faggots hurrr!">They had autistic rules that cause drama (hurrr durrr crew-killing forbiddened!!!)>Said application of rules is inconsistent at best and downright biased at worst (hurrr durrr H-O-W-L-i is allowed to crew kill!!!)>Circlejerking butt-pals with the crew leader can also get a free pass to do whatever they want>Crew leader is some useless NEET who thinks he's hot shit with his Orbital Cannon vids>They freeroam-shit all day, making sessions boring and stagnant and causing Cuckstar to fix passive mode abuse>They have to play in isolated public session (made by suspending the game process with Resource Monitor), otherwise they'd have to deal with shitters and tryhard stalkers>Has to remake their crew over and over just to escape from stalkers>Comparing online avatars, arguing about which one is more attractive, while never realizing how fucking depraved and absolutely retarded you sound to any outsider>No one cares about running heists or contact missions because they're too busy shitting on randos>Crew drama everyday, courtesy of resident attention-whore namefags>Pathetically laments the removal of any money-making glitches/exploits because they're too lazy to do missions/heists/gamemodesGTAG VG PS4> No cheaters> More players> Actually play heists/missions/gamemodes> We don't complain nearly as much as you whiny faggots, because we haven't ruined the game for ourselves
>>262337287They'll still show up at random times in missionsUnironically the only reliable way to get rid from a weapon and never have it magically appear in your pockets again is to use a modder, obviously you'll need an adult non-german modder for that
>>262338154Who is the crew leader anyway?
>>262338885>Orbital Cannon vidsGee, who the fuck do you think?https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLkdQyIheyeuO9lzDUV-iw
>>262338019Interesting, I wonder if it works with the Khanjali.
>>262339157Khanjali only fits in the facility. The Clifford logo counts as a Benny's mod, so you need the Benny mechanic upgrade.
>>262338885TermedSaturn942 is the éminence grise of the crew.
>>262339157No, you can only put the Cliffford logo in the Arena War mod shop, and your tank don't fit in there.
>>262338154>Comparing online avatars, arguing about which one is more attractiveMine is
>>262339143You complain about namefags but expect it to be blatantly obvious who you're talking about.I have never seen this guy.
>>262338154>Mostly made up of cheaters and moddersNot in the crew but what's wrong with being able to buy anything you want at any time
>join random bogdan problem>accept 15%>do heist>see only my name in the end>report them
>>262338154how do i get a NOFN gf, asking for a friend
>>262340170Step 1: remove the penis
>>262338154>GTAG VG PS4sounds fun, any such crew for PC? Currently I'm in the IGN crew (why I don't even know) and another private one with my friend
>>262340170It is all about interacting with us all ;-)
Any of you play RDRO? The thread seems to be mostly about GTAOi'm a lonely cowboy ;_;
>>262336471Because the last updated added tons of scripts that are constantly running at all times
is there a way to join nofn without telling my SC here?
>>262341613why do people do this, we'll be able to see your name in game
>>262341613Tell it on the discord instead.
>>262341613Its fine Razor, just post it
>>262340854the game is dead until the summer dlc comes out next winter
>>262341649Because they're stupid>>262341613No>>262341709No
When is Rockstar going to make something out of the RDR2 multiplayer
wheres the DRIP rockstar
>>262341613if you are this autistic over username anonmity, i'll look who recently joined the crew, CTRL+F the name here and if i don't see it, i'll name and shame you here
>>262339575It's a retard that has been trying to start drama for quite a while now, always making shit up or exaggerating things
>>262338154fuck off ghostyat least grow some balls and stop with this anonymous shitstirring
>queue into race against some guy with 5000 wins and 100 losses>predictably he blazes ahead of everyone else in a car that shouldn't be moving that fast>at the second to last checkpoint use my menu to boot him>his six crewmates bitch in chat after>they clearly have no idea who did it
>>262343162what menu do you use?
>>262343162This is what made menu-using in GTA IV great.Since everyone had them, it didn't matter to use them on each other.
>>262343162He abused curb boosting, brake boosting, double clutching and short shiftingImagine getting so mad at someone better you use menus to kick them
>>262343906>its just pro racing dude git gud *teleports to checkpoints instantly*
>do lowest flying distance challenge>lazer shitter kills me after I hit a lamp post>"there has been an error in the current session">can't even revenge kill the shitterI actually punched my computer and now it's making weird noises.
>>262344741Punch it harder to make it stop dingus
>>262342489>>262342546What does ghosty have against the pc crew?
>other player is driving cargo or something>game tells me to steal it>approach in helicopter but missiles wont lock onto his vehicle>trying to aim helicopter missiles at a car speeding around is like trying to balance a car engine on the tip of your penis>get out and use a car>approach him>instantly decimated by elephant gun turret on his car>the car itself is armored>cant feasibly shoot at the driver windowWhat was going through the designer's heads making this "game" mode?
>>262345963>What was going through the designer's heads making this "game" mode?bobs and vegana
For me, it's Worldwide FM
>all those superyachts off Vespucci BeachFucking Battle of Leyte Gulf out there
>>262345963Get fucked faggot. Get your own cargo, bitch boy.
>>262346401>no yacht vs yacht game mode
>>262346379For me, it's Channel X.
Nice game you got there, Rockstar
>>262346379>dat Giles PetersonMan he's been around foreverBut for me, it's LSUR
>>262340854I used to play RDO at launch but I ran out if PSPlus and couldn't find a good reason to buy more of it. I am now grinding towards 100 percent completion on the single player.Thinking of going back to RDO at some point but right now the singleplayer is more than enough. Hopefully we'll get some singleplayer DLC at some point though. I am really, REALLY enjoying slowly grinding at the RDR2 singleplayer, I don't approach it like work so I'll do it slowly and steadily, not using guides and instead enjoying myself going through the game world and immersing myself. I also play with a black cowboy hat on.
>>262347652>pay money for cheats>have the balls to shit on the game you're cheating inAlso just sent that screenshot to rockstar, enjoy your ban :)
>>262347485THEY'RE FUCKING WITH MESUBLIMANALY
So how much money does a fully upgraded nighclub with all five technicians on the most profitable businesses make per 1 ingame day?
>>262348063All of it, duh anon.
>>262347652>The tranny with the edgy haircut is a skiddy as wellHint: Interiors trigger the Godmode flag
>>262248313>advanced handling flags allow them to give cars more overall maneuverability and speed without them seeming unrealistic as fuckor are you one of these retards who thinks the old gens cars are faster just because they are faster going in a perfectly straight line?while on the subject, its a shame the community is so fucking retarded that people constantly go to the airport to do stupid fucking "drag races"all the time and yet absolutely no one ever does the impromptu race thing that lets you actually make a race track out of the streets in freeroam, where you actually have to take a few corners and shit
>>262240109>gotta grind a fuckton of money in an artificial, unfun way, buy all the shit in the game and turn around to complain there's nothing to do.get a load of this faggot wasting his time on an intentionally bloated grind just to shit talk people who are upset that they cut good things from gta like billiards and bowling
>>262347830What would you do in MP if you had someone to play with? It feels like there is nothing worthwhile/rewarding enough out there to do with friends, even less by yourself.
In over 2 years of playing the only hackers I got were one that was spawning stunt race pieces around the maze bank tower and another that just made the map snowy, not a single one who caged/killed/showered money on other players.Is this good or bad luck?
>>262348242>The tranny with the edgy haircutYou just described over half of the game's playerbase
"Gooey stuff is nice" - Grace, 2019.
>>262348779good luck. then again its not been so bad in the past year or soi think the modders finally got bored of trolling people from godmode, getting banned, rebuying the game, trolling people and getting banned again, possibly repeating this a 3rd or 4th time evenyou would think they wouldnt actually be this stupid but i actually knew one of them IRL and thats exactly what they did, 3 or 4 times
>>262348764I mean I'd probably mainly RP by myself after the more substantial role update comes and roleplay as a bounty hunter chick that occasionally gets tied up and made to be the damsel in distress by the bad guys. Not a tranny or anything, don't get the wrong ideaI hated going on mic in RDR2 and I disabled other people's mics as well because I hate hearing their broken mics, completely immersion destroying.
>english dave calls can't even be skippedi hate this fucker so much
>>262351102They can after he calls you to ask you to book each one the first time.
>>262350273>finally capture cute bounty hunter that has been harassing my dealers>get her to a secluded location to interrogate her on what she knows>finally get her to spill the beans>sounds like pic related
>>262351102Pause and unpause the game. Gets him to shut up.
>>262351102i would even pay for an option to just shut all those calling faggots up
What are the chances of horsebux based inflation?If people are really taking advantage of the glitch as much as it seems. And everyone is walking around with banks in the 10s of millionsWould r* just make future dlc more expensive
>>262351713People can generate billions instantly and not get caught yet you think Rockstar will pull out stops for horse faggotry?
>>262351907>rockstar tweets it will ban mod menus>bans people with autohotkey horsebux scripts>look we banned those damn cheaters, now buy more megalodon cards
>>262351907>implying r* can even detect new injection methodsTheir only hope is people reporting you
>>262347652Holy shit that much infoWhat is the cheapest modmenu for giving money? No other functionality needed, I just want to give me and my friends enough money to fuck around in a private lobby without going broke, I'm pretty sure I won't even use it again after that unless they wipe us
>>262353058dropping money is risky
>>262354705I've been hacking in GTAO since 2016. I've flown around the map many times in populated servers, trapped players in cages, dropped money on random people, shot money bags out of my guns, crashed people, sold in game cash for money to people and advertised my business, gave myself hundreds of millions of in game cash, sold cars that I've spawned, bought all of the in game properties/business and maxed them out and got banned once for using cheat engine but never got a permaban. It's all just a matter of luck.
How come nobody knows how to play poker in RDRO?
>>262355929because little kids don't even know what a deck of cards is these days.
>>262355929most people don't know how to play pokeri don't even know the basics of poker
>>262356982>he didn't play poker as a kidCringe.
>>262357176i've only played macau
>>262355045What menu were you using? Is there a single payment single use kind of deal?
>>262357612I've used many, whatever was available at the time
>>262357612Not him but the one I used would change the minimum payout of a mission to whatever you wanted (up to whatever the max payout for the mission was), so you could make millions just failing missions repeatedly. I'm sure people hated me for fucking up their heists, but I made as much from it as if I had gotten a 100% cut and been successful.
Even with glitches it takes so long to level up in RDO
>got soft banned from using casino for about a week>think by the time I get off it horsebuxs will be patched >come on today and try once more to see if ban is still on>oh shit I can gamble>horsebux still isnt patchedGlorious
>join setup>host launches before the camera comes down from the clouds and goes to street level>game glitches and softlocksgood game ********
>>262359994Literally everyone knows about it by now, I've even saw it in some gaming newssite in steam, so I'd be careful abusing it now
>>262360895If everyone knows about it why should I be worried
>>262360292those softlocks would be bearable if you could open the menu and leave
>>262361078If they ever decide to punish horsephiles, they'll only punish the latest ones
>inb4 Rockstar just decides to roll everyone back to right before the casino update
>>262361403But of course rockstar is too afraid to even touch the foundation of this game, so that will never happen
>>262360292>>262361403>>262361524Open resource manager, and suspend gtav's process, wait 8 seconds, resume proccess and you should get put right into the world. You'll have to join another session with people if that's what you want, but it beats having to exit & restart the game.
>place a 30/1 bet>win it>beat off to some quality horsepussy with the time I saved not betting on the 1 horseFeels good being a high roller.
>>262361791>not beating off a horse cock to extract valuable race horse semen which you can sell for even more money
Can you use the arena war vehicles in regular races if they don't have weapon upgrades?
>>262361726i normally accomplish the same thing by just Alt+F4 and then cancel after a few seconds
>>262361984I was born with the curse of being straight.
>>262361791>not letting the macro run while you sleephorse 1 has better long term payout than horse 6
Bros, I have about 2.3million dollars right now and was wondering where to invest them. Business wise, I got everything covered already. All bought, all upgraded, Avenger/Terrobyte/MOC bought etc.Things I'm missing:>some utility like cargobob>a combat vehicle I can take on heists with me (like the tampa or batmobile)>something other than the speedo for nightclub delieverieswhat would you get? I'm considering the big ass truck for nightclub delieveries and the tampa because it's only 900k right now. Batmobile is probably infinitely better though but unaffordable right now. But often times I wish I had a cargobob available to me, especially when solo selling MC business
>>262362908I'd invest it all in horse pussy, you'd be a fool not to until they fix it for good. Yeah you might only be missing a few things now, but future stuff will probably keep getting more expensive.
>>262362386Yeah I'm not giving them an excuse to ban me for using a "script".>>262362908Batmobile is good for getting to places and then waiting 10 minutes for everyone else to show up. Tampa is fun to just mow people down with and the max armor upgrade has passable small arms protection. Kuruma is still #1 heist utility car imo.
>$7900 in daily running costsThat's just bullshit. It's not like 8k is a lot of money but it basically forces you to work something every ingame day lest you go into decline, instead of the autistic stuff that I usually do
>>262363214>giving yourself nothing to strive forThe nightclub alone will give him all the cash he needs since he has all the businesses. Farming horsebux is boring as fuck while actually playing with the toys you got with them is fun as can be.
>>262363337You will never lose money as long as your nightclub is producing, it will just look that way until you sell. Alternatively, do a single round of headhunter and get 22k and never worry about bills again.
>>262363302>Yeah I'm not giving them an excuse to ban me for using a "script".they literally have no way to tell the difference between real mouse movement and mouse macro. they DO have a way to see how much you bet vs how much you won, so you may as well go for broke
>>262363759They absolutely can track your mouse movement dumbass, they can also see your APM.
>>262363854is that why no one has ever been banned for macros?
so barring the minigun which weapon has the highest rate of fire?
>>262364040Multiple people in the thread have complained about being banned after marching, fuck off retard.
>>262364682when people say "softbanned", they're talking about being locked out of gambling, not banned from the game idiot
>>262348437>>advanced handling flags allow them to give cars more overall maneuverability and speed without them seeming unrealistic as fuckYou're thinking of downforce. Advanced flags allow them to limit the engine revs, force longer redlines, bounce around more than the bounciest GTAIV car, and more annoying shit.
>>262364770Yeah and I dont want that shit on my account. I have a completely clean record and you're fucking retarded if you think they dont take previous bans into account when considering action against an account. Also macros are shit, there are many occasions where you want to bet the 30/1 horse, like if both 1 and 2 horses are 5/1. Blindly betting on the 1 horse is better than blindly betting on the 6 horse, but that doesnt mean you should never be on the 6 horse.
>>262365527>I have a completely clean record>gets horsebuxwow you're stupid
>arena wars>one retard doesn't know where to go with the flag>lose just because of himnice
can I switch from CEO to President and back as often as I like for free, or does it cost me some kind of money every time? Like I'm doing MC business then I'm in the middle of nowhere. I'd change to CEO, call the buzzard, fly to my target location, switch to MC again etc.
>>262365825Literally no consequence for doing that.I momentarily swith to MC club all the time just to garage a vehicle
>buy a 20$ shark card and the criminal enterprise pack to help cover my horsebuxing and because an event that gives you 450k + 165k extra for first purchase and being linked to twitch>see a loading screen that says i can get 1.6 million on my first purchase of a whale or megaladon card along with a 15% twitch bonusLiterally mobile game tactics, what the fuck?
>>262367589welcome to 2013 soldier if you manage to kill hitler before he rises to power you might just save us from this hell you see today
horsebux still working?
>>262351713>What are the chances of horsebux based inflation?Its already been happening for months when new items drop. The clothing pieces continue to increase in price to offset the jackasses ruining the gameAlso, no update this week? The fuck?
>>262369169>monthsTry years, look at the cost of cars that came out during deadgen compared to 2 years ago compared to now>Also, no update this week?Dripfeed comes out on thursdays
>>262367852yeah on PC, i'm slaying that horse pootang right now.
Okay, I hate to ask to be spoonfed, but googling this shit results in a ton of contradictory information.So after buying CESP I have this currently:- The shittiest Palermo Desert MC that comes for free- The corresponding nearby Cash Factory which also came for free- I bought the 1.67m Nightclub, Downtown Vinewood. After googling a bit I ended up getting this one because apparently it's good for some reason- The shittiest bunker that comes for free with CESP, located all the way north on the map- I also bought MOC though I have no fucking idea why would I need it if I'm not really looking forward to spend money on those upgrades yetI still haven't bought a facility, I didn't upgrade anything, because apparently I should eventually get rid of this bunker and get a better one, and I also didn't upgrade anything regarding MC business or nightclub stuff, because I don't know what is best to do there.How do I proceed? Do I get a better bunker now or milk this one for a bit without upgrading it? Does the MC even matter, or should I just forget about it now that Nightclub seems to handle the businesses?
>>262367589>paying real money for the worst location in game properties you could possibly ownyeah you sure showed rockstar, heh stupid goy
>>262355929>>262356982I learned to play texas hold'em and blackjack on RDR
Have they fucked inside track odds or is it still good money?
>>262370223>The shittiest bunker that comes for free with CESP, located all the way north on the map
>>262370313Also after having racked up a lot of money in RDR's blackjack I felt confident and went to play blackjack in a bar IRL and lost 250 eurobucks.
>>262370338It's still good, I put a script on 10 minutes ago and have made 340k. It always bets on the 1 horse.
GOD BAKER IS SO ADORABLEthank god you she starts hanging out on the roof if you do the missions right
>>262370338horse 1 is nerfed but you will still make 1 mill/hr by going 2
>>262370395I have heard that it's good if you're doing some glitch and getting a nearby facility at the same location as that bunker, but I prefer to keep away from things that might just be wiped at some point. And apparently, without the glitch, that facility (and by extension that bunker) are total crap. Is that wrong? I already did 2 missions to bring supplies, and holy fucking hell they take ages to complete because you have to drive through the entire island.
>>262370223I'm quite new myself but I'd say this is top priority depending on how much money you got:>if they didn't give you a CEO business, buy one (1m $)>buy import/export garage (1.5m near the eastern highway, it's gang territory but what'cha gonna do about it, it's cheap, you need cheap right now)Now you are self sufficient, and can generate income. Next up would be>buy a buzzard (makes getting around the map easy and hassle free, and because time is money it eventually will have paid for itself) (1.7m $) [You can spawn it right next to you as CEO]>buy bunker in Chumash as it's directly next to the highway (trade in your shitty one)>make your nightclub produce bunker goods>get MC Businesses (for passive generation, buy eventually everything but cocaine is #1) (each one +- 1m $) [don't bother with supplying or selling them, do the set up mission once and never return here]>make your nightclub produce those MC products>get cheap warehouse and make nightclub use it as wellsomeone shit on me and tell me I'm giving crap advice
>>262371041nah the facility in the north is good for the glitchthe bunker is fucking useless
>>262371206You are just out dated.buzzard is optional. cargo bob will make i/e a breezethe cheap export shop is absolute dogshit and you will get trolled here never buy that you full retard.max bunker. nothing makes money like this bad boy while you get your heist bonus.fuck MC shit only use it to source nightclub supplies unless you have 3 frens (since you are hear im sure you dont)
>>262372356>>262371206I'm not entirely certain what exactly is the next step with Nightclub.So today I logged in not having Nightclub yet; I checked with my Bunker, it said that there's like 60000$ value but no supplies left. I decided to not sell stock yet. Then I went to my cash factory. It said 45000$ value and also no supplies left, and I also decided not to sell yet.So after that I bought a Nightclub, completed the 2 setup missions, bought 1 extra guy and put one of them on the bunker and the other on the cash business. After that the game fucking crashed and I went to post this in this thread.So do I basically no longer need to even check on the bunker or MC stuff at all, and everything will be automated on the Nightclub computer, with me having to just click 'sell'? Won't I need to even do those supply missions? That's the part I'm not fully understanding yet.
>>262369727>Try years, look at the cost of cars that came out during deadgen compared to 2 years ago compared to nowWe're talking RDRO, not GTAO.>Dripfeed comes out on thursdaysRDO drops Tuesdays
>>262373236The post you replied to was talking about horsebux and banking 10s of millions, that's not RDRO
>>262372772it's like this:ingame lore-wise the nightclub uses your MC business to produce goods automatically but how it actually works is that these two are seperate entities. You just need to own a cocaine business to be able to have your nightclub produce cocaine. you can have your actual cocaine business have zero supplies and your nightclub will produce cocaine regardless. the actual cocaine business is more or less just a flag to have your nightclub use the cocaine option
>>262373567Ohh, I see. So basically I should just setup all the MC business, wait until the 'setup supplies' run dry, sell the stock that results from those initial supplies and then just forget about them forever, while attaching them to Nightclub.But does the same logic apply to Bunker, or should I actually keep working the Bunker specifically? I see everyone talk about Bunker being THE money maker, and that apparently I need to get some 'good' one (still not sure which one that is) and upgrade it fully, getting all personnel into manufacturing. But I would still need to occasionally do the re-supply missions if I want it to be profitable, from my understanding.
>>262370243>implying i'm going to stock these time wasting pieces of shitNIGHTCLUB GANG BAY-BEE!
>a modder drops 2mil on meFirst time this happened to me, I got like 20 billions but then a week later rockstar reduced my bank to 25k. This is the second time, and it's only 2 mil. They won't actually ban me for this, r-right?
>>262374949They probably will
>>262374018yeah you got it. bunker is good money, so actually do that. it's also fun and worthwhile to do the steal missions for it because it unlocks more missions which unlock discounts.for the MC businesses it's more worthwhile if you have a crew to sell them with. I did a few solo sells and it's just a huge waste of time because a full MC business means you have to do multiple runs during one sell mission, this is where having multiple people comes in handy.
>>262374018Nightclub technicians working on bunker stock and actual bunker stock are different entities, but you need to buy the latter to unlock the former. Same with every other nightclub technician businessThe good bunker is chumash because right on the highway
i'm about to drop 900k of my hard earned, non glitch bux on the tampa
>>262375018Kekstar plz don't, I just want my mad max cars, not my fault you made them so fucking expensive for no reason
>>262375992It's shit without the dual minigun upgrade because the default one is fixed in place. I fucking hate rockstar for even thinking this tedious bunker research shit was a good idea.
>>262375018I didn't know there were manlets in this
>>262378680the women actually run faster on account of long legs
>>262339390Wrong. Mine is.
>>262375992>buying the suicide mobilefortunately funeral bouquets are deductible
>>262378680I didn't know girls had hooves in this
>>262378943Don't they just have faster acceleration on foot because of r* quality animation
>>262379395perhaps?not something i cared enough about to test
>>262283942The helicopters are fucking simple to use. Does your brain not work properly?
>>262338154>meanwhile, at Meat for the Grinder...What crews do Xbros play with?
One day, you walk up to Dutch’s tent and don’t see him, but you notice a book with a red cover on it next to his gramophone and turn it over— it’s the Communist Manifesto.Dutch then steps behind you without your knowledge, placing a firm hand on your shoulder, then asks why you’re intruding on his literature. What would do?
>>262381924No you retard, helicopter are not simple to use, they are way TOO fucking simple to use, oversimplified to the point that actual functionality was cut in order to make it simpler. I want gta san andreas controls where the game didn't artificially limit roll and pitch to prevent shitters from crashing. I want to be able to actually fly backwards or sidewards without the game automatically turning my nose in that direction
>>262384995>I want to be able to actually fly backwards or sidewards without the game automatically turning my nose in that directionFucking this, I hate having to awkwardly spin around when landing on a pad.
>>262384995>I want to be able to actually fly backwards or sidewards without the game automatically turning my nose in that directionAre you retarded? I do that shit all the time.
>>262373456Duping in RDO involves a horse and people having been banking money off of that for months.
>get bullied out of almost all of my profits trying to sell in a small lobby>decide to go get some horse bucks>remember i can spin the wheel>get the mystery prize>it's a snack i could get for free anywhereWHY?FUCKING WHY?
>>262386234>at work for almost the whole day>having quite a terrible day overall>come back home tired, with a stomach ache and generally feeling like shit>launch the game and go to spin the wheel>get the carheh
>>26238623210s of millions?
What's a good way to level up fast (RDR2)?
>>262386919I'M HAPPY FOR YOU I SWEAR
Guys how do you use the horse glitch? Have they fixed it already?
>>262387119Killing and fucking over other players instead of saving them.
>>262387572Yeah it's fixed. Sorry, you'll have to actually play the game now.Or buy shark cards like a decent person.
>>262387572if you play on PC it still works, which is actual and undeniable proof that PC fats are the master race.
>>262387921Please tell me how im desperate
>>262388256>"Please spoonfeed me I'm a retarded baby."No thanks
>>262388256Go to inside track and sit down and a screen, go to the horse you want to bet on and hold your mouse down on the increase bet arrow and immediately move to the place bet button. You only have to hold m1 until about halfway through the race.
>>262387816>laundered my millions through properties and vehicles like my biz heli>set up my NC to give me free money>discovered how to empty session on console so sell missions are comfy>set up AFK between sells, watch Seinfeld while the game makes money for me
>>262388571Why do you feel the need to be a cunt to people in the general? Do you thing gtao is popular enough to be a secret club?
>>262389102It amuses me somewhat. I'm not a very happy person in general and being a dick makes me feel empowered.
>>262389301/vg/ in a nutshell.
>no Union Depository heist in GTAOWhy? That would be fun to do with friends.
>>262389716probably some half baked excuse that it'd cheapen the moment in SP
>>262371041The best bunker is Chumash because it's the closest and easiest to get to from the either area of the map, and is closer to LS for the sell missions.
>>262389716Honestly I feel like there should be more bank heists in the game, I always think of Payday 2 when you do the PS and every time me and friends would play it we donned suits and masks. Shit was kinda' stupid, but fun.
So I need an MOC to research explosive ammo and shit, am I reading this right? Just trying to determine if I should get one while they're on sale.
>>262389904The client job "diamond shopping" did that to the vangelico heist in spThough you're only stealing a diamond>>262390891You need the MOC to upgrade weapons to mk2 versions and the bunker to research
>>262390891nah just a bunker to researchthen do the upgrading in the terrobyte
>>262390891Bunker to research, weapon workshop to apply so terrobyte, avenger, or MOC.
>>262390891Nah, the terrobyte and the avenger have weapon workbenches. You need a bunker to research the ammo and a workbench to install them.
>>262391038yeah but the vanjelico job was something quick and easy that they could even bring untested franklin along on just to pay off the house damagesthe union depository is played out as "the big one" so to let you do basically the same thing without it being climactic or impactful is arguably worse
Should I buy a NC first after an office like a madmad?
>>262391143Okay so buy an MOC with weapon workshop, got it
>>262391989>>262391143>>262391126>>262391038Folkowup question, yes I have a bunker, MOC or Terrorbyte if I'm just gonna park it for better guns?
so i read that nightclub takes about 66 hours to fully restock. i really hope I don't have to be online and in game for 66 hours, this is real life hours right? so I can sell on sunday, come back a few days later and sell again without playing inbetween?
>>262392851yesalso terrorbyte requires clubavenger requires facility>>262392946no
>>262392946About 18 hours is ideal because most of the stock types would have maxed out by then, after that point the money gained per hour is extremely low resulting in the 66 hour wait.
>>262393113Gotcha I'll go MOC since its cheapest, thanks for the clarification.
Can people still drop money on you in GTAO?I really enjoy the customizing and playing with the new toys they add but have 0 interest in actually grinding missions for the sharkcard bait updates
>>262393450oy vey im not baiting you these cards are here for your convenience goycosts us 10x what we charge you for these GTA$
>>262386234Mystery prize is basically anything in the game. From clothes, to cars, to snacks, to shit that's already on the wheel. First time i hit mystery, I got 2500 RP. Second time, I got 10000 chips. Third time I got a bottle of champagne.
>>262389301Sounds like you’re desperate for every opportunity that lets you project your self-hatred onto others.
>>262392851Torrorbyte gives you access to better vip missions that pay 33k.
Got an invite to the PC gang waitingIGN: Harmour
>>262394205Ah, duly noted. I do like how it's smaller
>>262393704Yeah probably. Honestly I just don't see random anons as actual human beings.
>>262394994you may be a sociopath, faggot.
>>262388256read previous threads.links are in OP.ctrl+f "horsebux", "horsepussy", "horse", "autohotkey"
>>262395227Yeah I figured lmao who cares
>oppressor mk II fires on me>shoot him down with the marksman rifle>"****** ***** **** ****** ******"
I really appreciate races being "you come in 1st or you lose, your record shows nothing else"
>>262396853but that's how it's in real life
Stop playing as a woman
>>262397774My character is very clearly a dude crossdressing
>>2623973842nd winner is just 1st loser.
>>262397943t. 3rd place
>>262396448>mk2 turns towards me>brace for rockets>notice there's no rockets, there's bullets>they probably just got the thing>they're still trying to do attack runsProbably didn't even need to shoot them since they just crashed into me
>>262397774I'm not playing as a woman. I'm playing with a woman.
Why the hell is a MOC even necessary for a weapons workbench?It's literally just a static table with a vice, why don't bunkers have one by default?That's where you research your upgrades to begin with, why doesn't the place that researches upgrades have a place that lets you apply these upgrades?
>>262400235cant you just put one in your avenger/arena workshop?
>>262400235Because imagine if weapon workbenches were only at properties.Imagine how much more complaining there would be about the reduced ammo count and how people would have to travel to refill their explosive sniper rounds.Also >>262400627
>>262400235Speaking of which, I can't decide between the Terrorbyte or MOC>MOC is cheaper to fully upgrade>TB looks better>MOC stored in a better place>TB has neat stuff like the drones>but it's also is a gateway to Mk2 faggotry
Is there a 240SX variant in this Pepega Clap game?Also, have the trannies been defeated? Old /gtag/er btw lmao
>>262402632the trannies run the show now, anon.
>>262402487MOC is useless these days.
>>262403767Gotcha, I'm only using it for the workshop so I'll go Terrorbyte
>>262402487Terrorbyte and MOC are yin and yang. One strengthens the Mk2, the other nullifies it. Seriously, pull out the MOC next time there's a bike shitter shitting and watch them go completely flaccid.Combat use aside, the Terrorbyte is the better choice. You can do TB jobs for easy side money and you can start source missions from anywhere with it, effectively eliminating the need to visit your office ever again. It also has much better and more plentiful spawns because it's smaller. Drones and missiles are kind of a meme, but they're fun toys, I guess.They both have weapon workshops, so only services the MOC offers that the TB doesn't are an extra vehicle storage space and the vehicle workshop, the latter of which can also be installed in the Avenger. As much as I love it, the MOC is simply outclassed at everything except making rocket spammers rage.
>>262404950Yeah I already grabbed a yacht for anti-air shenanigans, I just need whatever is the better weapon workshop on wheels
I haven't played GTA online for two years, never got hackerbux, and have no friends that play the game. I want to get in again and have fun playing missions, how should I begin?
>>262406124you need to ride the horsebux until you get softbanned from the casino...!
>>262406179Spoonfeed me. Be warned I only have casual player bank account and level
>>262406446u go to casino. u do inside track with macro. u make millions of gp an hour.
>>262406124You don't need to cheat to play the game
>>262403704surprise only the absolute autistic could do it
>>262351907Who is that cutie??
>>262406609Is it possible without a macro? Might as well have some fun with my APM
>>262403767takes like 40 missiles to kill, mk2 shitters dont know what to do
So the ideal personal vehicle would be>submersible, but can also fly>has a jet boost>speed on par with a helicopter>can be called via the personal menu without cooldown>stealth mode>can fire homing missiles, but also allows driveby fire>can carry passengersWhat vehicle could fulfill all this criteria?
I need a team in GTA online that doesn't suck. Any anons out there need a filler for heists?
>>262403767attach a haulage trailer to that thing you're basically indestructible
>>262406124well how much cash do you actually have
Got a terrorbyte but still can't find how to access the drone
>Recently suffered major head trauma and actually want to play Arena War for funsies >The game mode is entirely dead and theres absolutely zero way to get an atleast half full game
>>262409359did ya buy the drone?if so just sit in the chair in the back and fly around zapping bitches
how should I name my yacht? was thinking in calling it H.M.S Lucky Pony in honor of the horsebux
>>262408019Will this be in the next update??
>>262408642I just did ten minutes of horsebux to bootstrap a medium property so 500k
>>262409363It's not really a surprise when they base an entire update around glorified adversary modes you have to pay to be competitive in.
>>262414270get about $3M then invest in a vehicle warehouse and/or office
Just one fucking session without someone using a menu is too much to ask for.
horseglitch has been patched
Can someone give me 2mil? this game is fucking shit and no one stays to finish heists... or maybe some actual good players that dont suck ass want to group for heists?
>>262417202very funny, nigger
>>262414821Not to mention they were completely and utterly broken and not fun to play because the only vehicle that mattered was the Deathbike.
When should I sell my NC cargo if I don't want to afk for days at a time?
>>262417790Every time you get 1 stock
>>262417368Do kinetic mines even do anything to them in the arena? I never even got a chance to try any game mode myself
>>262417928Gotcha, I like doing them as part of a rotation of sell/restock/etc missions
>>262418264Technically you make more money if you sell when your stock is valued over a million, because Tony's cut caps at 100K. But that's also a lot more waiting and requires you to buy more floors along with the Pounder to deliver it all, as well as the possibility of raids occurring.
>>262365617>Joker fanboysOne in every lobby
>>262409363I did some Arena War stuff for the first time ever recently, as part of the Daily Objectives. In both cases I had to call in a friend to help because there were literally no other players.
>>262418972Yeah I'm just trying to make some easy solo money without investing too heavily in storage, I only bought one garage/warehouse floor when making money on the ponies just because I liked the idea of having my NC be slightly above basic tier
CHASED THE GRINGO RUSTLER THROUGH THE FIELD
>No hardbass station>No Japanese buttmetal stationOh but dressing like an absolute ponce is encouraged.
>>262425156Man I hope we can get a full-on drum-n-bass channel in the next GTA, hopefully set in Vice City.I finally wanna see a Vice City with expanded world around it like Los Santos got. Being able to drive out from VC up the highway through orange orchards to a NASA launch site on the coast, then inland through woodlands and stuff to a GTA version of Tampa as a smaller secondary city on the map, with a few towns in between here and there, and then through the bayou and wetlands through to the backroads of Vice City again. Haing the Florida keyes on top of that would be the little bit of icing on the cake.
>>262427756Flyoverfag here, my family vacation spot was always the emerald coast (specifically Destin) so I'm all for GTA being in Florida
>>262348779Just yesterday I had someone say shit like "attention! i'll use hacks to blow everyone up! -- only degenerates date outside their race!!" and other racially sensitive stuff. Then everyone was spawned into one location and blown up repeatedly while the messages in the chat kept rolling.I took it as some hacker trying to get another player banned by framing them with injecting chat for them, because no-one would be so blatantly obvious about it.
>>262410705>source cars>get a cargobob mission on the far end of the earth>enemy buzzards will chase you throughout the distance>it's an omnis
So when’s the next weekly sale?
>>262407863Stromberg + Deluxo
>tfw you can sleep tight knowing your wife is watching over you
>>262416073works on my machine
>>262428329I was just daydreaming about the map I would want so I thought I'd draw it.It's a shitty Paint image so pls no bully.>Vice City w/ highway to Vice Keyes>secondary city, Tampon is a more quiet harbor city than Vice's lively party atmosphere>three Paleto Bay-esqe towns (not to scale)>town in top right, Perth, named after Melbourne but named after another Australian city>Perth has a NASA launch site a'la Cape Canaveral>unnamed middle town surrounded by farmland, woodlands, and orchards>bottom left town is a shady little wetlands town, lots of rednecks and Duck Dynasty-ass motherfuckers. Maybe random encounter would be seeing two hillbillies try dynamite fishing and blow themselves up in a dinghy>everglades between bayou town and VC>hilly forest and woodlands between Tampon and Perth>military airfield down in Vice Keyes>Vice International Airport out behind the city sitting at the edge of the wetlandsAnyway, that's enough of me being a sadfag, lmk what you guys think. This map being just a bit bigger than V's map would be the key I think. I reckon it'd be pretty comfy.
>>262430953I like the long highway, we always crossed into Florida from Alabama so we crossed a few massive bridges over the gulf
Someone clarify something for me: if I change my crew color, will the previous crew color sprayed on a vehicle be retained on it? I'm trying to keep this souped-up grandpa inheritance look for my Vamos. My current Chevy butternut yellow crew color adds to that, and I don't want it to go away if I make my crew color Hemi Orange for the Gauntlet Classic.
>>262425156>>262427756>What is self radio?
>>262431482Vehicles that are painted with a crew color retain their crew color after switching crews.Clothing and other crew-colored items, as well as crew emblems, are dynamic and will only reflect your current main crew's color.
>>262431230Yeah I figured we'd still need a ring road sort of highway just to make life bearable lol. I was just drawing this in paint with a mouse, so obviously imagine the actual highway would have more natural curves and turns, as well as straights for that all-out speed. I'd just love to see some 8 lane highways too, it'd be really neat.As for other places on the map, you can obviously imagine lots of smaller roads through the rest of the map, winding through little valleys and through woods, and lots of mud tracks through the everglades. Those towns I imagines being Paleto Bay sized roughly, with VC being Los Santos sized and Tampon being roughly half of LS.Also, I just fuckin love the idea of owning a big private mansion or apartment on the Keyes in GTAO, 99% of people would own in VC/Tampon so the best bet is to always buy a secluded place.
I'm so mad, I just bought the lounge and office assuming it was an office I could use for my CEO shit, but guess not.
>>262432448Yeah, shit sucks. I can't believe I was dumb enough to go ahead with the free apartment bullshit, "free" is just another way of saying pay us bullshit fees. And I'm never gonna use it is the worst part.
>>262432639Like I like the penthouse and its nice change from my CEO office which I've been spawning in for years now but like, why even advertise it as an office if its not used as one.
>>262432704Yeah, Rockstar is king of the inconsistencies. Their clothing is pretty much the perfect example of that.
>>262432745What's the top/shared Daily Objective today lads
>>262429526Thursday is when they rotate the sales out.
>>262431486a shitty substitute I already use but I want to be exposed to more stuff, however normie it is. That's half the appeal of in-game radio stations to me.
>>262431486>can't blast the same music as your buddies
>>262433516This. I never knew I liked Backstreet Boys or Mis-teeq.
One of the most peaceful night in Valentine (I think at least half of the people in whole session are here)
>>262433837I personally listen to Blue Ark while flying helicopters, I associate long flights with that Little Jacob mission where you blow up Dimitri's chopper
>>262433424What’s everyone hoping for next sale. It’s the Akula for me personally
>>262434065Anyone who tried to start a fight was quickly gunned down by almost everyone in the room
>>262432995A sea race
Purposely waited to visit Arthur's grave the last so this beautiful scene could be included
>>262434386Sweet thanks anon, nice and easy one
>>262434957lounge is useless, security room is useless i think, orbital cannon is ok if you're a richfag or you want to do the glitch, otherwise is a 1 hour cooldown making it kinda useless, sleeping quarters depend if you have other beds nearby (fort zancudo or chumash) but it's always useful to have a spawn point imo, now if you are using horsebux to buy it just go all in
>>262434281Arena vehicle and/or modification discounts so I can get and modify a Cerberus. Hell the only reason I want it is because of the flamethrower and if there was an alternative I'd probably go with that instead. Fire is criminally underutilized in GTA5 in my opinion.
>>262394994Fair enough. I don’t consider any of socially-inept troglodytes here as sapient human beings either anyway.
>>262435654What's it like to be so offended by an anonymous shitpost that you felt it necessary to reply with 'no u' nine hours later?
>>262434281A bunch of those smugglers run aircrafts I forgot the names of, just some stuff that aren't jets would be nice to fly
>>262436032>your post is offen... I-I mean, w-why did you post 9 hours laters, do... do you have a life or something?! you’re totally triggered!!But it wasn’t a “no u”, I just honestly don’t think any of you pale-skinned, fat-assed, acne-ridden, unshaven, unwashed, virgin cavemen as human, that is all.
>>262436348You can use as many colorful words as your search bar can display at a time and rewrite some greentext to try and relight your point but it doesn't change the fact you're irrationally upset over a shitpost right now. Seek help.
>>262436348very socially adjusted post anon
>>262433043>do a sale on this map>have to drive a ups van across the entire thing>paid 100k
>>262435291security room & lounge come in handy if you're just wanting to send mercs after people, security room to send them, then lounge to watch it happen from a non-locked camera.
>>262436805There's a reason the vans say "post op" on them, about 43% of the time you're dead when you get that mission.
>>262413753Name it after your favorite horse to bet on.
>Floral print granny jackets in the casino shop>It's the bomber jacket model that can't be opened>Blue-hair at the slot machines is wearing the exact same jacket>OpenedI'm about to pay their offices a visit because I've just about had it with this mess.
I don't think I'll ever own 60 cars but I still bought it anyway. Is there any way to get rid of some of my old garages?
>>262445032>Is there any way to get rid of some of my old garages?no.
Man, this new update is fantas-
>use horsebux to get all the stuff I need to make passive income>want to buy a weaponized Tampa because it looks fun>all of the decent upgrades are locked behind research>managed to get all of the weapons except the dual minigun with minimal spending>dual minigun is the only one worth even using so continue research>5 liveries in a row and i am now broke>currently riding in a cab to the casino while drinking heavily
>>262445032>maze bank buildingI know horsebucks are great but the location is fucking shit
Is there a chip limit? I want to leave horsebux running while I am at work for enough to buy all the businesses. Empty session.
>>262446751Use the van that came with your nightclub. It has a driver-controlled gun that's not locked behind research and you don't have to worry about -$10500ing yourself with explosives.
>>262447279plus the van can tank an explosion or two unlike the tampon
>>262447279I have been but it handles like shit and I cant call it in as a personal vehicle. Aparently the Tampa can be used in heists too.Plus the dual mini guns are just too fucking sexy.
>>262447515>and I cant call it in as a personal vehicle.M menu -> Vehicles.
>>262447482is that only during sales or does it get the armor bonus in freemode too?
>>262447659freemode tooalso dont cheap out and get the minigun, the .50 cal is so much more effective
>>262447659That's only during sales. It will blow up in 1 rpg in free roam.>>262447585Listen buddy I just want to sling the highest volume of lead possible and only the power of two mini guns allows me to do this, I'm not saying this to insult your wife-van, it's just the facts.
Have a GTX 1060 6GB and a RYZEN 5 2600xPlayed the game like 5 months agoGot a consistent 70-80fpsDownload it again because of the casino updateGet like 50 fps same settingsCheck GPU usage and it's only like 60-70%WTF?Go into the NVIDIA control panel and force maximum performance in power managementNow i get normal fps outside but in the casino I still only get 40% GPU usage and like 40fpsAny way to fix this?
>>262447831>It will blow up in 1 rpg in free roam.oh?i must be thinking of something else, not sure what though
>>262447831Jokes on you anon because the dual miniguns have a lower firerate than a single fiddy cal.But hotdamn does the weaponized tampon sound good, that charger whine is sex
>>262447818>enemy takes like half a magazine of carbine ammo to kill normally>drop it in one round from the .50 cal to the chest while sitting in a box almost as bulletproof as the kurumaIt's a nice van.>>262448127It can take multiple homing missiles, but RPGs hit harder.>>262448224ALL AMERICAN MUSCLE. I've seen videos of the minigun firing, no way the .50 cal fires faster.
>>262448385the sound/animation is definitely slowerbut it has a higher range and damage to a point where its a higher DPS alsocant speak for the hitscans and actual firerate though
>>262281421Meet N' Fuck
>>262448532I know the DPS is lower, part of the reason I want it is to mow down cunts by riddling them with bullets instead of lightly poking them once and having them die.>>262448596holy fukken based
>>262448385>I've seen videos of the minigun firing, no way the .50 cal fires fasterDouble checked and wrecked myself, turns out I was thinking of the Half-Track and it's twin or quad autocannon configuration; the quad has a mechanically slower fire rate than the twins.
>>262448912well at least thats a reasonable mistakeyou are forgiven anon
>>262281421Looks like she's not even playing a game, just sitting on the home screen and making it look like she's playing for gamer girl points or whatever.
>>262448912Quad cannon absolutely decimates anything on the ground. I just wish the half track had a flak gun instead so it could target aircraft
You know the first mission you get with Hosea where you buy a horse and hunt the legendary bear? That mission is literally broken because the softlock that happens when you’re following Hosea to the lake wont lift off.
>>262410895Is that Just Cause 4?How is it anyway? Haven't played that one yet but heard it's a glitchy mess or something
>>262431486Fucking retarded and causes massive loading time increases and game instabilityYou can't broadcast to your passengers so why would you fuck up your own game rather than using another tab and boarder less window?
YOUNG HEARTS BE FREE TONIGHT
What were the updates for RDR2 today? Any interesting clothing?
>>262453297Last I remember they was going to do two weeks of the same specials before dropping the summer update, not sure if we're getting an update
>>262453297nothing dropped. Two weeks of returning items and 30% extra cash and XP on story missions.On the note of GTAO, fuck I just wish Rockstar would just go back and update the butterfly valve blowers to work on ll the old cars. Having it work on the Gauntlet Classic if great but I prefer the other hood styles personally.Seriously how fucking hard is it to do something you did back on PS2 with Vice fucking City?
WHEN IS THIS JACKET COMING BACK
>>262450349Well RIP. Good thing my ps4 has been plugged off the internet for several months now.
Recently got into gtao I keep hearing about this "dripfeed". Is the casino drip fed content leaked or data mined already? Quick Google shows me not much
>>262454594Nvm found a thread on the forums, why isn't this info in the op tho
>>262340004>start bogdan with rando>rando demands 50% tho we never played together before>he settles for 30%>run the sub and swim to shore>rando says he doesn't know how to fly the avenger>avenger is still sitting in the parking lot
>>262454725Now why the fuck would you post this and not provide a link?
>>262455074Aren't you supposed to leave the avenger where it is so you don't get helicopters? Last time I did Bogdan I just sat on the beach in a car and waited for sub guy to finish, then drove us to it and flew home
>>262335901I remember taking pictures of strippers in San Andreas and having the whole saved pictures folder full of them, glad to see the youngsters still enjoying the same things
>>262455421Yes, you can do that too. But this guy did it out of incompetence.When I am the avenger-stooge, I call pegasus for a tropic boat, then land next to the boat and sail to the spot where the sub-guy spawns.
>>262455421Now that you mention it, there doesn't seem to be a time limit for getting to the Avenger. Kind of odd for Rockstar to miss that.
Most stupid request you honestly want in GTAO>That launcher things that aircraft carriers have so I can fling planes, cars, and other shit into the air at high speeds
>softban is gone>afraid to do more horsebucks because im probably on a watchlist now
>>262455886The leg-day bmx from the FiveM server that Broughy plays in. If you’re going to bloat the game with flying weaponized memecars, then this is tame as fuck.
*breaths in*Ahhh no trannies. I am loving the fresh air
>>262455886It used to exist before the casino update.It's called shunt boosting.Someone, post the good ones, especially the ramp buggy combo.
>>262456995Brap's Faps and Schnapps (formerly Ry's)
>>262457201>mfw doing it to Terrorbytes and Avengers
>>262457201What vehicle is that?
>>262455421How do people farm Bogdan Finale like this? I have some one on the friendlist who seems to always have the setups done. He's made tens of millions from missions according to his profile and first played gto a week or so ago. He has not done any horsebux as his gambling winnings are negligible
>>262457959The Scarab, a vehicle too beautiful for Earth.
What should's a good general ability loadout for RDO?
>>262457959Scarab. All arena wars vehicles are able to do it, but Scarab seems to be the optimal choice. You still can push shit around, but pulling stuff into air seems to be patched.
>>262446973I don't actually go there so I wouldn't know.
Where the fr*ck is new thread?
>>262452901TIME IS ON YOUR SIDE
Why are the Red Dead Online moneyglitches so retarded compared the glitches in GTAO?