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So what's going to be her character arc this Year?
>>259089186you didn't changed the name of the edition
>>259089247>Tulip>Character arcGood joke anon, you need to be a character before you get an arc.
>>259089247She's all pranked out so it will be helping her to become a less shit author and/or artist
>>259089247Filling the prank void with MCs 9 inch "wand"
>>259089774>>259089792Did you know that despite making up only 7% of the population merukeks commit 50% of all shitposting?
>>259091083Who are the other 50%?
>>259091174People who don't play the game
>>259089247Pranking MC by sucking his dick
>poll makes leddit think that it's validation that Merukek still isn't the best written character in a sea of character with personalities of used diapersThey're deluded at this point and the pigs hone in on anything positive about her to downvote to oblivion. I can't believe it still gets them riled up a year and a half later, it's hilarious.
>>259091284Tulip really is not worth anything else
>>259089186Not 7% edition
>>259091694Well yeah, everyone over there seems to think Talbott is the best written character.
Oh no is Ben an edgy faggot now?
Genuinely hurts really bad. Rakepick will pay for this
>>259092040That's actually funny.
>>259092179His experiences of nearly dying in a landslide and against a dragon, and a Hogwarts staff member becoming a dark wizard and trying to kill his friends knocked the cowardice out of him. He no longer fears death. Instead, he administers it.
>>259092819Yeah but he is still magically weak. He can be as fearless as he wants but one good depulso and hes out
>>259093081>Yeah but he is still magically weak.He's the strongest Charms student in your friends list, stronger than MC. Remember, Ben knows Expulso, you don't.
>>259092040>brooding shy boy who's kind of a dick when he banters>femcs want him to destroy their cat animagus formThis could have been you anon but instead of being a wizard you were just playing halo
>>259092040Talbott kinda hot no homo
Edgy ben is even more of an annoying fuck than bitch ben
why are we going to have first-year friends as a sixth-year? is mc a pedo?
>>259093845Does this mean Ben is teaming up with Merula to kill Rakepick?
>>259094201Turns out Rakepick didn't just molest Merula but MC too and now the cycle continues.
I love Merula!
>>259096423Tell us what's your favorite thing about her.
What would her friendship TLSQ be about?
>>259096902Hard to tell, since it basically happened during Halloween. Talbott had to have something else other than just his animagus status to talk about.Maybe what she wants to do after Hogwarts?
>>259096902Gotta save her pups from some meanie
>>259096902Borf goes missing, you help find it. Along the way Penny learns/remembers/whatevers that Chiara, her fucking roommate of x years now, is a werewolf and goes into a huge panic about it. MC does what they do best and talk Penny off of yet another drama ledge to let her learn to coexist with Chiara. Thanks to smoothing everything over Chiara and MC become friends and she appears in your friendlist.
>>259097039Didn't she already say she wants to be a nurse
>>259097120It's been so long that I don't remember. Maybe?
>>259097120>>259097173The answer is yes.
any wizards unite man in
>>259100046Nah, Harry Potter shit is for fags.
>>259100046What's it about?
>>259100843like pokemon go with wands
>>259100884Oh, doesn't sound like a hit.For what purpose are you walking around? Just dueling would be dull.Not that I like pogo, but this sounds worse.
>>259101105perhaps i should have omitted the word "like" from my postit IS pokemon go with wands, you walk around and collect things by casting spells at them
>year six>still tutoring my idiot classmates how to cast the first ever spell we learnt in year one
>>259101564Take it as a temporary flashback to year 1/2 when this was reviewed
Going to a crusade with Merula to kill Rakebitch better be an option
>>259096746My favorite thing about Merula is her determination to keep fighting
>>259096746I love her cute forelockI love her big eyesI love our banter during classI love how when you help her with something or compliment her the whole "strong witch who needs no friends" facade crumbles and you see her genuine smile and happiness even just for a few moments these are all things I love about her
>>259102030Dumb decision, because like Moody said, everyone is gunning for the final vault. So just continue to live life at Hogwarts and ol' Rapekick will show up again. Same with Jacob.
>>259101610Headcanonfags continue to cope.The sensible option is to consider them stand ins for other spells and magical theory just like the old classes were
>>259101564repeatable classes aren't canonhell, even the placement of the story classes isn't canon since lines in them had people still worrying about the OWLs months after they were over
>>259099879Was just about to post this with a question of 'what's your favourite piece of art that you don't know why you like?'Like honestly, I like this one a lot but can't explain what is it - maybe the first shot? I like sketchiness overall, and it looks like a cover art/movie shot, with the two main personas and the border between them made more prominent than the rest
>>259093393this, I would unironically like to see more Talbott lewds
>>259102397WRONG since MC digs into Rowan about being a fag who can't cast Lumos Even if Rowan is just pretending to spend time with MC
why do bitches like talbott anyway?being an aloof loner doesn't get me any female attention
Friendly reminder that Merula is hostile and pushing MC away to protect him. She thinks herself as worthless as her parents so she is ok with going to Azkaban but not with MC going there.To save Merula, MC has to force his way through and be the one to AK Rakepick, so Merula stops HIM
>>259102897you lack the tragic past
>>259102897Talbott is also good looking
>>259103004no i don't, my dad killed himself when i was a kid, like>>259103019no he isn'tbe quiet
>>259102897I can't believe you just burned yourself.Who even wakes up and decides they'll admit to being an ugly chimp.
>>259103049Uh yeah he is my dude. While you are not.
>>259102897They don't dare make the first move, unless it's a fucking video game.
If I was the sole member of a fifth house I would have won the cup in year 5.Rest of the school, are you even trying?
>>259103152>>259103196the things you are saying are demonstrably false and i am therefore unaffected
>>259103409You have the benefit of an endlessly active Time-Turner to retake classes as much as you want and build up house points. Your classmates do not, and their velocity through the story is dependent on the chapters themselves. Back when I was first catching up I was more or less matching pace with the generic NPCs in house points from just advancing, repeating nothing.
>>259103430I'm sure we'll just take your word for it and not chuckle throughout the day remembering.
>>259103657in that case i will choose to believe that you have a micropenis and a hideous wart on your nose
>Take Pottermore test a long time ago>Get Slytherin>Take it again now>Get HufflepuffOkay then
>>259103801It's probably adjusted to better align with the author's political beliefs.
>>259103801that means you've grown as a person
>>259103750That's completely fair.
>>259103801Good for you, you survived puberty.
Add Ravenclaw Student to the MCbowl
>>259102897Do you have poor hygiene? Are you a loner by choice or because you're a shitty or abusive asshole? Do you communicate almost exclusively in memes and get indignant when others don't get it? Has only your mom or relatives ever called you handsome?There are other factors at play.
>>259103835>>259103996I was kind of hoping for Ravenclaw, but I'm not really a studious or inquisitive person, so this is fine, I suppose. I could list the questions and answers I chose if anyone wants. Or not, if no one cares.
Why do we have to look after Merula and why is she so important now? I'm a Pennybro and don't get why we dont look after Penny and Bea if we romanced Penny/told her we fancy her? I still believe believe they'll force us canonically into a Meruromance aside from the 7% shitposting
>>259104294You look after all your friends, excluding some because they're acting like wackjobs is bad friend behavior. Especially after a year of Penny acting like a nut.
No (You) for you.
>>259103801>got gryffindor two times>went hufflepuff because who the fuck goes gryffindor in this game anyway
>>259103996It's really unfair some people will be forever in the evil house and probably go off to commit atrocities just because they were a little maladjusted when they were a preteen
>>259104217If you want, but it makes sense. The quiz is easily gamed by considering the answers for five minutes.Each answer generally counts, let's say ten, towards one house and five towards another.
>>259104606You clearly take yourself too seriously.
>>259098331now we also need the "what do you mean you dreamt of me last night?! it better not have been anything weird!"and the one whixh follows it"Im not blushing! the potion smoke just got to me"also,i only got these once in potions and after completing the date quest and dont know if its possible to get these again
>>259104657Fag.>>259104694Not at all.
>>259104294I guess it would be jarring to those players who consistently didn't choose to be nice to MerulaOf course those players should be hung
>>259104751I hardly ever met a Gryffindor in the duel shits, mostly Slytherin women and Hufflepuff men
>>259104817>it's an underage crossboarderFigures.
>>259104450It's okay, overexposure might be just what's needed to readjust some of those kids.Slughorn is pretty harmless.
>>259104751>>259104908I'm about 97% sure most gryffindor drop the game before finishing the first year.
>>259104908Lucky.I duel so many South American Gryffindors and Slytherins I'm pretty sure I should be put on trial at The Hague.
>>259104552I wasn't trying to game it, I was taking it honestly, but okay. Might help with understanding it.>River or Forest?River>Potion to give you Glory/Love/Wisdom/Power?Glory>What would you like to study: Merpeople/Centaurs/Werewolves/Vampires/Trolls/Goblins/Ghosts?Merpeople>What kind of pet would you bring with you?Tabby cat>A mysterious plant produces a scent that beckons you. Is it: Home/The Sea/Fresh Parchment/Burning Log?The Sea>Which of the following do you have the most trouble dealing with: Hunger/Loneliness/Boredom/Cold/Being ignoredHunger>A wild river troll appeared and demands a fight. What do you do?Trick him into letting us past. Trolls are dumb but probably strong.>Heads or tails?Heads
>>259105081Sorry, not what I meant, I was just suggesting why it seems so fickle.I can't speak to the centiles of the answers that resolve the hatstall, but without them, Slytherin never seems to win one.>RiverHufflepuff and Slytherin.>GloryGryffindor.>MerpeopleHufflepuff and Slytherin.>Tabby catGryffindor and Slytherin.>The SeaSlytherin.>HungerHufflepuff and Ravenclaw.>Trick himRavenclaw.>HeadsHufflepuff and Ravenclaw.
>>25910488193% of the players disagree with you
>>259106225Solving the overpopulation issues we're facing.
>>259106169Well thanks for this, it's interesting to see the breakdown. I wish the test was longer or used all the questions instead of a random selection for a better determination when taking it honestly.
>>259106473maffs am hard
>>259106225you can choose to be nice to Merula and still take another girl for your first date
I feel like a lot of the issues in Y6's start would be solved with the good old British tradition of physical violence: Ben is an edgelord? Show him that he's still a pussio by taking his wand and bloodying his nose (and breaking a few ribs). Merula turned into a bitch again? Good old bitchslap or two, until tag: mindbreak. Beato is acting up? A cuntpunch will show her who deserves respect.
>>259106297White people chose Penny/barnaby though. Only non whites did chose Merula.>>2591064737%
>>259106503It's not that hard. Count the numbers of their survey and it only totals to 99%.
Shitsmellda and Pennygger
>>259106570You say that, but that anon can't figure it out.
>>259106535Turn off the Ludwig van and go to bed, Alex.
>>259106710Link and I'll fap
Post the date percentages ps
>>259106468No problem, and I agree. It could obviously still be gamed, but you'd have to be more careful because those centiles will take you for a ride.
Hogwarts Mystery should have been like a Telltale game and not a fucking mobage, prove me wrong.
>>259107069So you want to make the choices REALLY not matter, like at all?
>>259107069Monkey's paw, it's a Telltale game and cancelled.
MC is a buli
>>259107140Like the choices matter right now at all. I can already see the ending, where even if you fucking ate out Merula infront of everybody in the Great Hall and proposed to her, she would still die/turn evil.
>>259107140At least there wouldn't be pointless clicking filler right? I have no idea I've never played one.
>>259107309It's okay when MC does it because their parents aren't Death Eaters.
I'll kill Rakepick myself to keep Merula out of Azkaban
>>259107464Based and samepilled.
>>259107464Good job, now you're sent to Azkaban and Merula loses the last person that keeps her sane, slowly losing her mind and swearing revenge over the world for always making her suffer and losing her loved ones.You have created the first Dark Lady.
>>259107464Too basic, and has the flaws that >>259107554 said. I'd go with using geminio on myself and have the double kill Rakepick. If the Aurors come for me I can claim innocence by having them check my wand for traces of the spell used to kill Rakepick and they wouldn't find it, letting me go a free man. If they come for my double, he'll dissolve over time anyway and the situation resolves itself.
>>259107554Nigga please I just Vanish the body and tell the Ministry goons that Rakepick was the one who cast AK easy peasy
just kill her without using Avada Kedavra and you're finejust cast diffindo at her throat or something
>>259107464the correct answer is to convince Merula to not kill Rakepick and instead hand over the old hag to the ministry so she can rot in Azkabanyou then send an anonymous tip to certain inmates there about the deeds Rakepick committed
>>259108065Presumably Rakepick isn't a drooling retard and is covered in defensive charms and anti curses
>>259108075>implying any of the long timers there would have the sanity or will to take on fresh fish RakepickWhy do you hate the Snydes so much?
>>259108157lmao just cast finite incantatem bro
>>259108157lmao just shank her bruv
>>259107554Obviously why we've been making all these friends over the years.Dumbledore and our mates pulling our ass out of the fire.Remember how that was a thing? How the Wizengamot had to let Harry go? JC will make you remember.
Bloody fuck just please let MC and Merula tandem duel Rakepick
>>259108157Throw more garroting gasThen garrot her for real
>>259108313Your friends are pretty incompetent without you though (see Rowan and lumos). Hell they couldn't spring you out of detention, what makes you think they'll be able to keep you out of Azkaban?
>>259108419MC and Merula must fuck Rakepick into submission
>>259108471It's not a vault hunt though, so they can figure it out.Rowan will find legal loopholes surrounding self-defence, Tonks and Tulip will delay the whole thing with pranks to buy everyone time, Barnaby will punch knees. Diego will sexually harass everyone, etc.
>>259108074clearly you're not trying hard enough
>>259104217you don't really have to be an academic type or even particularly clever for ravenclaw, it also caters to special snowflakes like talbott and mental cases like tulip
New TLSQ/update when presumably?
>>259108865no more updates
>>259108865A week from now
To Ben, or not to Ben, that is the question:
>>259109793What's his gameplan? Think he might turn on MC?
>>259109936The biggest problem is that Ben is legit the only student that could straight-up beat MC, others could with a scheme or gangrape but Ben is the fucking strong
>>259110251I can't wait to see if he can maintain his power level or if he still has to be cornered to nuke shit.
>>259110251Wrong>>259109793Did anyone say they like new ben?
>>259110251>The biggest problem is that Ben is legit the only student that could straight-up beat MCI doubt the "legit" part of that statement given what we know.>Also, whilst under the caster's control, the curse may also endow the victim with whatever skills that are required in order to complete the task at hand, such as increased strength or allowing them to cast spells far above their level. For example, when Imperiused, Neville Longbottom was able to perform a series of "quite astonishing gymnastics" under the curse that he would not normally be capable of.
>>259110251Why did they make him stronger than MC?
>>259110674Retard magic strength.
>>259110251Ben's good at charms but if he's going to turn on MC he's not going to be able to pull some Rakepick no selling 5 attackers shit, which is what's going to happen unless he tries to sneak attack MC.
>>259111234What expression is that supposed to convey?
>>259111320someone's about to be raped
>>259111320smelly tongue in her anus
>>259111320"I am going to make your dick cum"
>>259111374Smug Rakepick in the background
>>259111925>>259111781Perhaps, too cute...
>>259112880That's not a real thing.
>>259111559Beatrice is not for butt stuff
>>259113863Bea is built for eating out her ass
So, is Bea still a first year student?She spent 90% of last year in a portrait, not aging, without learning anything.
>>259117078They've let genuinely dumber kids pass.
>>259117078They passed the petrified students from CoS, I think you'd have to not show up at all like Harry, Ron and Hermione to not pass
>Who do we have in common?will they ever bother proofreading
Oh no, Merula and you MC were hit by the portrait curseThey will be stuck together in the same portrait for 1 month, in a hidden part of HogwartsWhat happens
>>259119252Lot of arguing and blame being thrown around at first, MC accepting their situation first and calming Merula down, then Merula opening up and venting about everything while they're safe from gossipmongers.Nothing untoward.
Imagine Merula but she's the heir of Slytherin.
>>259120445I will breed the inbreeding out of her.
>>259120445Slytherin and his heirs are all a bunch of useless jobbers
imagine Merula but she's 11 years old
The Americans are awake.
Imagine Merula but she's the heir of Hufflepuff.
I see the shitposters have started up again.
>>259121605Burgers just woke up.
Imagine Merula but she's dead
Imagine Merula but she's the Master of Death.
>>259122190Merula fucks magical creatures?
>>259122448>Merula will fuck dogs before youIt’s just like white girls in the real world.
>>259122448god I hope so
>>259092819>He no longer fears death. Instead, he administers it.This reads like an origin story for a one man army. Or a serial killer who grew up being bullied.
>>259126296From an edgelord's escapist fanfiction to get back at his bullies.
I hope we bully that fucker back into cowardice
>>259108157You asscreed the bitch by climbing to a high place then stabbing her neck with your Hidden Wand
>>259126496Ben The Chad will become a quidditch star and cuck MC
>when Tonks transforms into Binns her clothes change toodoes this mean that she usually walks around naked and only transforms her skin to look like clothes?
>>259127952I wouldn't put that past her, but it's probably just JC taking liberties with her metamorphagus powers. Like how animagus transformations still transform clothes here too.
>>259127247t. BenYou'll get your shit pushed in, mudblood
>>259127952Pretty sure she isn't even supposed to be able to turn into a ghost, so JC is taking some liberties.
>>259128303I want to kiss her.
>>259128303Get some character development you bitch
>>259128303The face of a woman who mongles cocks at nighttime
>>259128662DUDE PRANKS LMAO
reminder that the only reason thots liked Ben was because they wanted to protect him and now that he doesn't need protecting anymore his popularity will keep falling through the floor even faster than before
>>259129031Everyone hates him now. He becomes too powerful and might be a bigger chad than MC while dabbing on everything.
>>259129031Now that he's the bad boy all Talbotthots will flock to him
Why in the fuck are we friends with >Ben>Andre>Diego>Badeaa>Liz
>>259129809kek no way, the biggest chad spot is obviously reserved for Cedric
>>259130069You forgot Tulip and Jae.
>>259130069Andre is based
>>259130201Jae I could understand since we bonded in detention
>>259130069>Bunch of minorities and a mudbloodDiversity is important anon, you wouldn't want the majority of your friends list to be white pureblood wizards now would you?
>>259130264I'd rather be friends with Pitts.
>>259130069To show MC is not a bigot
>>259130069>BenHelped him before when Merula was a bully, then he got possessed by R, and he just stuck to us afterwards>Andreoutfits and all other general gayness>Diegofuck knows, he's good at dueling but not that good>BadeeaY6 stuff>Lizlmao literally who>>259130201>Tulipsome help in one of the Vaults, a bridge between Merula and MC, later MUH PRANKS>Jaedude is cool
Threadly reminder:>What happens next?For everyone who shills the "cuckroute":>Year 6 will be a hell of a ride>maybe 50 chapters>Meru acts distant and violently>(Ben too, but who cares)>MC's maingoal will be to get her back to sense>shit will climax when they face Rapekick in chapter 10 (to 15, Idk)>Meru tries to desintegrate her>MC tries to talk sense into furious raging Meruthen.., all the choices (You) had througout the "game" instantly matter:>MC reminds their of her christmas expirience>reminds her of the enjoyement she had during the frogchoir>reminds her of celestial ball>reminds her when she casts her patronus>reminds her of her first date with himIf (You) did everything right, you unlock the most wholesome Meruroute you could expect!
>>259123350Maybe its more common then you think
>>259130456>chapter 10-15fucking lmao Y6 will have more pranksexual chapters than that, then there are 'muh Cedric Edward Diggory' chapters
>>259130365Our best friend is a pajeet though
>>259130456Go to bed, Cringekraut. We can't have you taking bait with the Americans around.
>>259130575Year 6 wil be a Meru heavy chapter at 15 to the rest.
>>259130069>BenBonding from mutual dislike of year 1 Merula>AndreFlying advising and fashion advice. Don't listen to his lies about dating.>DiegoI legitimately do not know>BadeaaNeeded her advice on solving the Beatrice-in-a-painting problem, as well as spellcrafting>LizCreature help since Barnaby's brain melted
>>259130630>implying i'm so shitfaced to give a fuck of anyones shitpost where ever it's from.
>7%lmao now their going to put less effort into merula's dates
>>259130456>>MC reminds their of her christmas expirience>reminds her of the enjoyement she had during the frogchoir>reminds her of celestial ball>reminds her when she casts her patronus>reminds her of her first date with himImplying this is canon. Also kys for being such a cuck and giving Merula your frogchoir place
>>259130456>50 chaptersDon't forget the sidequests
>>259131137>Also kys for being such a cuck and giving Merula your frogchoir placeI don't even waifu Merula and I still gave it to her because it'd be a super big cunt move not to.
>>259131591Why would you give him a (You)? He doesn't give a shit.
>>259131137kys for beeing a nonsensical lowlife.Why are you even here?
>>259131692It got the better of my sleep-addled brain. I'm just gonna go back to bed.
>>259131591Not really. If you're dumb enough to believe her it's your fault.>>259131704>waaaah, let me beta orbit you meanie :(Seriously, kys. Merula doesn't need you
>merucucks being cringe againyikes
MC thinks about his Meru..
>>259132161This is what MC thinks about Merula
>>259132161>Doesn't even have house pointsLmao
>>259132246I think that MC loves Meru.
MC and Meru are in love.
I fucking hate merushits
>>259132525What a disgusting language
>>259132841and "they" hate (You)!
This is what Merula thinks of MC
>>259132915>What a disgusting languageYou would think otherwise if it was (You)r main.
So when do we start redditposting?
>>259133342please no I'd rather have another cuckposting or abuseposting wave
>>259133345(tell me 'bout the Peni-ventures..???!?^)
>>259132915Not him but objectively and most likely more relevant than yours.
>>259133521(there are'nt ones)
>>259133973German maybe is one of the most complicated languages, but it's the most creative one. You can invent new words on the fly, and everyone instntly knows what you want!
>>259134210Well if it's not American English it's de facto irrelevant really
>>259134375American English, is a gift to the retards, all around the globe!
>>259134375Then why are you here?
>Ywn get hugged by PennyKraut's pic made me look up the Christmas TLSQ and it really seems nice
Feels good not being a filthy German, bros.
>>259134675how can shitrula ever compete
>>259134759I feel bad for the normal Krauts that have to put up with being dragged through the mud over another Kraut.
how could anyone dont fall in love with this cute buli!?>>259134675>>259134831 Oh shit!!!!!! There'a only one!
>>259134675Oof, you're not still rocking this poopy soft serve-looking hairdo, right?
>>259134951They'll be fine.
>>259134759Why so mad?
>>259135771this was for the 70.000 lurking german-bros!
>Is mad>Gets asked why>N-NO, IM TOTALLY NOT MADWas it autism?
>>259135993did'nt getr asked a question>answers anywayautistic?
>y-y-you're m-mad!!!!!!Absolutely pathetic.
>does MC loves Merula?
>>259136335MC loves Merula! Out of question!
>>259136139>>259135614Considering your ""English skills"", not surprising yo don't know what a question is
>chimps out>gets called out >NOOOO IM NOT MAD
>y-you got c-called out!Fucking pathetic.
Is there a guide to hacking animals and books?
>>259137042Start with a big knife
>>259136736>Considering (Your) shitpost skillsbub, stop pointing out good people, who randomly insert typos.
>>259137287What are you even trying to convey?
>>259133051She wants to put MC in her pussy?
>ass is still on fire
MC and Meru
>>259128662My face when im taking a dump
>>259138121What does that mean for Tulip, who always has that face?
Reminder that Merula hates avatarfags.
They should have let Bomber Harris go all the way tbqh.
>>259138682>of course I do..I love you Meru!
lmao this guy is pathetic
Imagine Merula but her mother tongue is Danish and she often speaks in Danish when she is embarrassed or stressed.
>>259138969>lmao this guy is patheticbitch, have a nice cup of kys!
>>259139038Er gjort, hvad så nu?
Can’t tell if it’s a butthurt pshek
>>259139324What are you, an anglo?
Imagine merula but she only got 7%
Imagine Merula but she's 7.
>>259139445>imagine beeing a gamelet who has opinions.
what do you think Beatrice will wear as part of her new look?
>>259139770Will stay the same
>>259139770A pearl necklace.
Imagine merula but she converts to islam
Imagine this general but not just kicking the can down the road by shitposting.
>>259140265Oh man, I can imagine it. I can imagine it so good.
>>259140265Imagine this general without (You)
>>259140491Now what will you do with your life, Pablo?
>>259140356Based Nigel al Britanni
>>259140558You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the sketchcuck
>>259140413There'd be a lot of grumbling about going to the wiki for OWLs answers, that one's a certainty.
>>259140067>7No one man should have all that power
>>259140356>And I'll pretend to be sober, when I touch (You) bitch!Hope Your sour ass screams my song.Well, I'll have a sleep, fuck You /hpgg/!Have a good night on the northern hemispherer!
>>259141013That's not how hemispheres work you retard. It's day time in plenty of countries in the northern hemisphere.
>>259141134What do I care! Fuck (You)r timezone!
>>259141203>Fuck (You) bitchCause im “drunk”
>>259141234That's why no one here fucking likes you. You can never own up to fucking up. At all. It's always "fuck this other guy, fuck that other guy".
>>259141468>But I like (You)Allahu Azkaban
>>259141468Why should I need someone to "like" me? I have fun regardless, but now I'm tired. So, have a good night.
>W..why should I need someone to "like" me?
>>259141838Because you wouldn't be such an incel if you worked on your people skills.
My hot wife Merula...
>>259142045There is a life outside of this shitty general, which does'nt shit on me at first sight.
>>259142364You started getting shat on at first sight when you started being an obnoxious twat, and doubled down on being said twat when told to knock it off. Literally brought it on yourself m8.
>>259142364If you don't want to get shit on, then stop being a cunt.Just apologize for being the most annoying piece of shit in here after Pablo and don't start fights and people MIGHT stop shitting on you. But it may be too late at this point.
stop being rude lads
How is the game on PC via emulator?
>>259143470If you use nox downgrade to a previous version otherwise you have graphical issues. Not sure about the other emulators.
>>259143146You're hoping for too much. Like that other anon said, Kraut never thinks he's at fault on anything.Let's put it this way, there's a better chance of Rowling writting a good followup to Harry Potter AND Merula turning that 7% to 100% than there is a chance of Kraut ever genuinely acknowledging that he's a fuckup.
>>259143607I mean compared to a phone
>>259144142Runs just as well as on a phone for me.
>>259139636sexuelle Hilfskraft für Flüchtlinge
Imagine tulip but she is a gyaruFuck, now i want a gyaru character in HM
>>259145894that's what polish girls are for
>>259146905yo I take offence to thatI know the German 'girls' make any dick limp but come on
Imagine Merula but she is drunk and defenseless. What do (You) do?
>>259147549it's factually true though. 73% of all polish immigrants in 2018 were females and most brothels are staffed with eastern europeans. polish girls are also known as the biggest coalburners.
>>259147606>Help her up and carry her disoriented body back to my place.>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch.>Deal with her freakout when she wakes up.>Ask her if she's ok."You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." As I hand her an occamy egg.>Ask her if she needs a ride home.>Go ahead and snap her arm.
>>259147735the only answer
>>259147735>>259147925>Couldn't even protect her when she was sober>expect to protect her when she's inebriated, making her a possible liability
>>259147890I miss snapCHAD
>>259148615This general has never had chads, only fags. Sketchfag, Clumsydrawfag, Raviefag, Snapfag. Everyone is a fag. This includes you, fag.
>>259148461It's not my fucking fault that Merula's life is going downhill and that's she's losing control.I'm not a goddamn psychotherapist, and the Wizarding World is severely lacking in those.
>>259148846You don't have to be crappy
>>259148907Muggles invented psychotherapy to steal magic.
>>259149584Lets call him crappyfag
>>259148907None of that has to do with MC needing the rest of his friends to help stop Rakepick from torturing Merula anon. That's what I'm getting at. He lacked the strength to personally protect her and that's without her being a potential threat.
>>259149812>He lacked the strengthMC is a Mary Sue that is probably also the reincarnation of Merlin, he didn't pulverize Rakepick because plot.
>>259102897Because its a videogame anon, I mean I like Merula's character better but in real life I would just call someone like her a fucking cunt and live a happy life with someone like Penny.People find certain traits and personalities charming in books, movies, games, anime, etc that they would find unappealing or creepy in real life.
Hi from /v/This "game" sucks.
Everyone kbows why Merula really hates Penny
>>259151098Should be right up your alley, then.
>>259151293>Did she get herself stuck in a portrait again like the dumb fucking cunt she is?Jesus Christ Merula
>>259151293The bitch wishes she had perfect golden hair like Penny. It looks like someone took a dump on Merula's head.
>>259151792Why does Rowling keep on letting Raimi write something for her?
>>259151293>Date TLSQ>Makes fun of her stiff braids>Now she likes her hairHmm
>>259151792I want to know what could be worse>>259152210Merula lied about that she was gossiping about MC. Badmouthing him so those girls would reject him if he asked them out
>>259151792it was a different time
>they thought pranking was over
>>259155202nobody thinks pranking is over since we're about to meet Fred and George
>>259155325holy fr*ckin epic xD
Imagine Merula but she is dressed up like a clown, make up, wig and all. Nobody knows why she dressed up like a clown, but she did.
>>259156259The cutest clown
Imagine Merula, but she's singing in a smoky lounge about a man who wronged her.
>>259166259Thats nice, but you just made her ballgown purple.
>>259168016It's a bit lower cut.
>>259130456>all the choices (You) had througout the "game" instantly matterRemember to report german posters on sight
>>259168690maybe a bit too low
>>259166259>>259168690idk why but it reminds me of re4 Ada's outfit. It's not even the same color, pattern or style.
>>259169920Merula has low self esteem and sincerely doesn't know or see herself as attractive. Only MC has been able to make her feel good about herself.It took a lot of guts for Merula to dress up and put herself out there.
>>259166259>>259168690Looks pretty good. Did you alter an existing model or make it yourself? There's some weird jagginess on the neck, but overall wew lad
>Your wand is a dogwood wand , 12.5", slightly springy flexibility, dragon heartstring coreOkay>An interesting foible of many dogwood wands is that they refuse to perform non-verbal spells and they are often rather noisy.I'm breaking this piece of shit the first chance I get for a new wandI don't need my goddamn wand refusing to perform spells when I want it to, nonverbal ones included
I'm going to fuckin' kill Fang
>>259173338God damn the more I read about this wand wood the more I hate it. It's the fuckin' pranksters' wand. A wand that actively fights against its user, should its user not be goddamn Tulip Karasu. Why would anyone want this? Why would Ollivander sell this?I feel like I'd have a miserable time at Hogwarts with this wand. Or anywhere, really.
>>259172919>Looks pretty good. Did you alter an existing model or make it yourself? There's some weird jagginess on the neck, but overall wew ladMade it from scratch.Well, I didn't make the lounge singer dress from scratch, I made virgin killer sweater and altered that.
>>259176771Fuck off retard.
>>259175556Can't find my "sweating merula wipes her forehead" image, and I have like 5 of them by now, so this is the next best thing to represent my reaction. Good job blenderfriend
>>259175003>>259173338Lel enjoy being shit tier verbal wizard only
>>259178076Not if I snap it in two first and go wandless. Watch my own wand drive me to become a pseudo-dark wizard by sheer rage at an incompetent wand driving my focus.But seriously why the fuck did these answers give me this shitty wand? Pottermore REALLY needs more than 8 goddamn questions to determine this shit.
What is he up to?
>>259179023wearing a hat
>>259179023Just like Ben the stress has broken him and even stick up his ass Percy is going to break the rules by not wearing his uniform in the great hall, during the great feast no less!
>>259179674You mean wear his vest over his uniform. The actual school uniform is just the robe and the hat. Everything else that students are wearing are at their discretion.
>>259179023Fuck Percy desu
>>259180575Hogwarts Mystery is a split off of the movie canon
>>259181142The movie doesn't establish anything regarding their uniform IIRC. It's just silently accepted that what they wear is the dresscode.
>>259181294Yep and that's why it's like that in Hogwarts Mystery
Merula is hotter with a dick
>>259182046my dick in her mouth to be precise
>>259182306This but Merula's dick in my mouth before he busts a nut and we cuddle on our bed together.
>Cauldron cakes into cabbagesWhy
>>259184221>x into y>when there's spells to do y that dont involve ambiguous amounts of animal crueltyWhy
>>259184886but this is like, the ultimate worthless transfigurationturn something delicious and valuable into something pedestrian and worthlessif it was the reverse I'd understand, but it's not
>>259184886Do you not remember Cedric turning a rock into a living breathing dog in order to feed it to a dragon or Fred and George beating a puffskein to death? Ethical treatment of animals is the furthest thing from the minds of wizards.
>>259185269>Cedric turning a rock into a living breathing dogIn his defense it wasn't a real dog, the transfiguration was magic and it returned to being a rock shortly after.>or Fred and George beating a puffskein to death?This was just animal cruelty.
>>259185029To spite children I guess.
>>259185552>Animal cruelty is a big sign of a sociopath>Fucking Voldemort seemed to care about his basilisk and big snek>But the Weasleys go beating animals to death for funRowling is a terrible writer and quite possibly fucked a little on the head
>>259190765>world where evil is a real force>hmmm lets see what some dumb muggles think of the mystery of the mind despite lacking any ability at all to view itLook I don't have a problem with muggleborns and half-bloods and what have you but we can't have them coming in with their stupid ideas trying to influence things.
Merula is a girl
>>259192836>Never got a swimsuit costume event or a beach day tlsq
>The actual Cauldron Cake to Cabbage transfiguration class has all the students bitching at McGonagall for the useless spell being taughtThis is funnier than I thought it'd be.
>>259192836Huh...Most Swimsuit events are mostly SR and lower
>>259193913Do we have swimsuit art of any of the other girls that isn't from ASP?
>>259183694Gay 69 with Merula a best
>>259194068That's a shame. With her being the crowd favorite, I figured Penny would have more than a handful.
>>259184221>>259185029Its just about teaching the fundamentals of transfigurationAdvanced transfiguration is just turning whatever into whatever you want
>>259194546I think I've seen maybe one of her in a one-piece, but I can't be certain. Fanart for this is really hit and miss.
>>259194828I've seen the asp one and the other one where something's undoing her top. That's pretty much it.
>>259195397I've only seen asp's one. You happen to have a link to the other one?
>>259196515Thank you kindly, anon.
>>259166259>>259168690>>259175556are you gonna share your outfits eventually?
Penny is nice
>>259197609Penny's fear of heights is cute and relatable. I will catch her if she falls.
>>259197609what did Tonks mean by this?
Drunk sex with Kind Hufflepuff while she moans Penny's name
>Merula tortureI HATE THIS SO MUCHWE WERE THIS CLOSE TO MAKING HER HAPPY AND NOW SHE HAS A NEW TRAUMA
>>259200165rakepick did nothing wrong
>>259200165Its only a little torture. Merula will be ok>>259200304Rakepick is a monster
>>259200304Rakepick did wrong and for that she is going to rot in Azkaban
>>259198087My headcanon is Penny still wets the bed when she's stressed. Before year 5 her panties were white, now even Scourgify can't turn them back from Hufflepuff colors.
>>259200902Poor headcanon. Why not buy new panties?
>>259200902is pissindor a pennyfag now?
>>259201037Because she's stressed, and she did. Multiple times.>>259201109No
>>259200902Would only make sense for Ismelda desu.
>>259200902Girls her age that still do that usually get whacked in the head with a flashlight by their mother/brother.
WTF IS HAPPENING MERULABROS???
>>259211090The Americans are awake.
What is it that compels burgers to do this? Radiation? Inbreeding? Miscegenation?
>>259211090Girl stay the hell away from my brother.U said he was dead constantly(or crazy or a death eater) and antagonized us ever since we got here.....Seriously ik JC doesnt listen to us butUr basically saying if ppl dont want this girl as a friend or anything to do with her tht she'll try n be our damn sister in law........leave me alone friiik
>>259211090I just hope we can still do something about this.Maybe if we kill rakepick first?Or maybe there might be a choice to kill Jacob too hopefully
>>259211732this>Oi, MC, your dead brother is a wanker that will kill us all, I should defenestrate you because like brother, like brother>okay MC, maybe you're not that bad, but your bro still did some shady shit>uWu what's this, your brother is cool and you're still a bitchCharacter development (C) Jam City
>>259213650Broken ass bitches like a mysterious bad boy. Why else would Talbott suddenly be so popular?
>>259213362Disregarding that the dialogue reads oddly American and assuming it's real, what if the cuckposters are putting ideas in your head and context from animations make it clear it's nothing?
>>259211345>>259211586>>259214113Why are you so obsessed with Americans?
>>259215259They start shit.
>>259215259I'm just saying the leak reads American English, 'is all'.
So are we getting a TLSQ next week or a new chapter?
>>259216894probably tlsqthey actually fucked up this week and the update's notifcation that popped up was the one for the next tlsq so that's probably what's coming next
>>259218925Do you have an estimate for the date e.g Thursday?
>>259220041that's when updates always come out
>>259213362>Or maybe there might be a choice to kill Jacob too hopefullynot a choice, jacob will reveal himself to be the actual bad guy and MC will have to deal with this and defeat him with Merula's help
>>259203624At that point her parents aren't there and her sister was in a painting, so it'd just be up to her to handle it.
Merula will be the first Dark Lady and will do what Voldeh and Grindelwald couldn't do, she will take over the world and enslave muggles.
>>259218925I missed it, what's the next TLSQ?
>>259221996Nice try, Ben.
>>259223420Something about penpals and pen enemies
>>259221996God i wish.
>>259223420Penny gets visited by a friend of hers from that frog school. She falls in love with you while you show her around the school. You later have to decide if you want to complete your school project about potions or do something with her
>>259226517Man, Penny just can't catch a break, can she?
>>259226965What do you mean?
Alright you shitposting pennyfags, you forced me to use THIS.
Beatrice > PennyUnironically looking forward to spend more time with best Haywood in year 6.
>>259230398Lmao she is gonna get trapped in another portrait.
>>259230398Beatrice is so BORING.
>>259230398t. I smell da shit
>>259230779>>259231042>>259231373>>259231516Penny is outdated, deal with it.
>>259231839tick tock pennykeks
>>259231839Le no personality girle that appeals to lolifags
>>259232525She's actually got a very boring normal 11 year old girl personality, where she does things she things just for a straightforward value, like making you a puffskein plush out of puffskein hairs despite their value as a potion ingredient, because it's cute. It's kinda refreshing that in a story about magical kids she's basically the one character that acts like a kid the most, with Merula's vain boasts about being the best coming in second.Anyway, back to your shitposting I guess.
>page 10someone start some shit
>>259235470alright lads I'm gonna post itsee you in one week
>>259235813Time for the second Merula games general?
>>259235470we need more cuckposting, someone make up some fake leaks about Merula and the Gryffindor quidditch team
>>259231839>Not getting them bothHow gay are you?
Imagine Merula but she has a pet snake. She's not a parselmouth, but she thinks snakes are cool and she found the little buddy in the backyard of her house. Her aunt is very creeped out by it.
>>259211090>y6c6p4_outro27what did she mean by this?
>>259240083Honestly, I'm surprised that we don't have more friends with pets. Of the students, the only ones we know for a fact that have them are Tulip and Percy, and Percy isn't even a friend of ours. Even Harry had more "friends with pets" than MC has since Ron had Scabbers, Hermione had Crookshanks, and Neville had Trevor.
>>259241079didn't Rowan mention having a cat on multiple occasions?
>>259241079Andre has a pet cat
>>259241079I think Scabbers doesn't really count as a pet, considering that it was just Pettigrew fucking around in his Animagus form.I'm afraid to even think of what horrors he has witnessed in the Weasley home while he was masquerading as Scabbers.
>>259241194>>259241403I don't remember these, though now that you bring up cats I do remember Badeea talking about a pet named Laith, though I don't remember if she has it with her in school or not.>>259241548Given he was a family pet and kids are fond of bringing their pets along everywhere they go, it's not at all unsafe to assume that Pettigrew has seen some or all of the Weasley kids naked in the bath at least once.
>>259231839I told you year 6 would mark the return of the 1k Beafags
>>259200902>>259230398>pissCHADS and BeaCHADS are making a comeback
>>259242276Lockhart TLSQ fucking when
>>259242276You mean fags.>>259148846
>>259241687Andre mentions a pet cat in felifors review
>>259243063I didn't say I doubted it, just that I don't remember seeing the lines. I just really wish to see more students running around and playing with their pets.
>>259242547>MC starts going bald and has to consult wizards on how they dealt with their baldness
I fucking hate "new Ben" I literally come to this thread just to say how much I want to murder that little bitch. He was annoying before but now he's straight obnoxious.
>>259243471Join the club.
>>259243471Yeah I have no time for Ben. I will only help Merula and Bea
>>259243471>Ben is annoying as shit, the pussy is so boring, kick him off the friends list>wtf Ben has an edge to him and is developing as a character, I fucking hate himWhat do you people want
>>259243471I like new Ben. I hope he goes on to do bold and brave things and gets himself killed so I can finally stop having to give him any attention.
>>259243825>I escaped death, I'm invincibleHe was a faggot and turned into a different kind of faggot, not much of a development.
>>259243825Well his heel turn is so jarring, and the cunt actually thinks he's hot shit when he could still get pantsed by half the schoolLike legit, when the resident school chuuni is more reasonable than you then it's time to visit St. Mungo'sor get him into Knockturn and have him raped in a corner there, either works
The only admirable thing about new Ben is the whole "I want to be the protector" bit. His whole acting like a right cunt can go away.
Bros, why do I have a feeling that JC won't give (You) an option to stop Merula and help her get back on the right track? That JC will force her to become a Death Eater like her parents or a dark witch in general no matter what?
>>259244316Because you are an idiot
>>259244316Take a shit, that's what that feeling is.
>>259243471I want him to pull a Ron and become a quidditch superstar
left or right?
>>259244579right is ayyy
>>259244316>won't give (You)Fuck off Kraut.
>>259244579Would make out with left if he put on a dressLeft looks like a starved child
>>259244975*Right looks like a starved child
>>259244975Anon, don't make out with starved children. Feed them with proper nutritious food.
>>259244579I'd let left suck my dick
>>259245623Jae is not gae
>>259246489Worse, he's a furry
>>259247080This. No boy can stand up to MC
>>259248419Jacob is gross lets be honest
>>259248518Based and honestypilled.
>>259248518>>259248691he's a nigger
>>259248753You would know, boy.
>Rowan asks about shit we did in the past now.Fuck you Rowan. You think I'd remember anything older than year 5?
>>259249518will one day bring back that smile
What has caught Merula's attention?
>>259251003MC's handsome face, she couldn't stop staring.
I just got that
>>259251142Oh my so cute
>>259248595What will be this year's Charliening?
>>259251214Penny TLSQ? Nice.
>>259253341>Penny says that you're the only one she ever wanted to date>pushes you off to some Beauxbaton slutIs she testing you or is she just shoving you off because she's done with you?
>>259253761Is this really going to be another cuckoldry sq?
>>259253440Every sidequest should have a Merula route
>>259254665Cuckquean my fren
>>259254665>Penny is passing you off to some slag>cuckoldrySounds more like Penny is being a pimp and you're her ho.
>Bugged Andre quest>Bugged cat quest>Bugged Penny quest>Missing MC teethIf anyone has that clumsy intern pic, we should use that as the OP for the next thread.
>>259253761As long as the Beauxbatons slut is qt, who cares? Maybe if the MC is lucky she will agree to having a ménage à trois with the MC and Penny, or Merula if you would rather have her instead of Penny.
>>259256286the only threesome my MC would ever want to participate is one involving 2 Merulas
>>259256286Didn't you play the dating quest? JC hates threesomeincels
>>259256623Break out Meru's mom from Azkaban and you may be able to. It won't be really like dating 2 Merulas, but it is the closest one could get.
>>259256623Merula, Merutrap, Penny, Pennytrap x MC
>>259256913but its not the same>>259256985remove Penny and the two traps and i am fine with that
Imagine Merula but she is a Merulamia
Imagine Merula but she's even cuter.
>>2592594296 inch penis
>>259259752>Merutrapfucking ruinedworst than AU Merulas
>>259259931nothing is worse then AUtism
>>259259429Trapped in a better game with more merumoments and sum real ongoing character development.
go away nigger
>>259259990An ancient evil stirs in it's sleep.
Merula who? This game is back to the good part, tracking down Jacob!
>>259251214I keep getting notifications about that quest but I'm not actually seeing it. What's going on?
>>259262764JC's mark of quality
Whats the new stat level cap?
>>259260218Fuck off shitposter
Fuck off cringefag
So is the TLSQ live or is it just another random-ass notification from the future?
>>259270532Random ass notification.
>>259270725Wonderful. Well at least we know what's coming next week then.
>>259270801We just know that they have a pen pal TLSQ lined up. Given that the Andre and Hagrid quests are still around (with the Hagrid one apparently crashing) it's possible that they'll make people go through those ones first.
>>259270943Are those even TLSQs or just normal side quests? They don't feel like TLSQ material.
>>259271142Just normal sidequests, going by how they were introduced. That said, it's the norm for Jam City to release a story update/sidequest/TLSQ by themselves. Situations where two of them come out are the exception rather than the norm.
>wholesome merumoments sqlmao
>>259272194What a dumb cutie
MC being a bully as usual
>>259272156never again rofl
Supposed to be Peni
>>259274315If Liz had that booty then she'd be worth the slot in the game
No Beatrice, Elora or Badeea ob the score board
>>259275103I think Liz is bottom middle and Rowan is bottom right.
>>259275586The only person on my list with any house points at all is Merula, with 1 point. Rowan, Ismelda, Barnaby, and Ben all have zero. Andre is at -1. Tonks and Penny are at -2. Liz is at -3. Tulip is at -4. Charlie is at -5. Jae, Badeea, Diego, and Talbott are all missing.
Scrub your mouth out, MC
>>259275868Then Liz has no worth
>>259280825Some of the outfits these people wear are outrageous, and I just can't decide on a good outfit for my MC. It's either a green polo, the grey swirly suit, or the standard Hogwarts robes.
>>259280940I just cycle through Barnaby's sweatshirt, Bill's sweater, and the house sweater while wearing the pajamas from that summer event long ago.
>>259282047That dress don't fit
>>259280358>>259282047Are these new? Don't recognize either of them, but glad to see those guys are still up and around if so
MC having a threesome with MC and MC while all the girls are chained to the wall and forced to watch
>>259282875Same MC or different MCs?
>>259282776its a bit old but i found it checking ASP's twitterhere is the original
In this book alone
>>259283042Oh nice, don't have that either. I really ought to check twitter for new stuff
Will Beatrice smell too?
>>259284669I hope so
>>259284669Remember when smelldafags used to pretend she didn't stink?
>>259285890But why does she smell
>>259286110Doesn't bathe and eats creature food pellets
>>259285890I also remember when the smelly Merula was one of the strongest headcanons arround, those sure were the bad times.
Slytherin Dorm>femMC>femRowan>Merula>Ismelda>LizHufflepuff Dorm>femMC>femRowan>Penny>Tonks>ChiaraGryfindor Dorm>femMC>femRowan>Clumsy>Awkward>TiredRavenclaw Dorm>femMC>femRowan>Tulip>Badeea>Thoughtful
>>259286253Merula and femMC need to ambush her and force her into the bath
>>259287007Upcoming same house quidditch girl too, unless she's not actually our year.
>>259287527I'm expecting a sporty genki tomboy who gets along with MC very well and makes Merula mad jealous of her flying and relationship with MC
>Flitwick sees (Your) Astolfo doujins
>>259287893You made me this way, Flitwick, don't pretend otherwise. I'm sorry old prefects, I have failed you.
>>259287757too bad we'll probably never see her outside of the quidditch side quests and as such she'll never interact with any of the main characters unless some of them end up in the team too
desu i wish i could just take the offer of the french slut and transfer to the french magic school.fuck hogwarts and fuck the cursed vaults.
GIVE ME MY FUCKING TEETH BACK
>>259290519Hope that awkward tea shop date was worth it malekeks
>>259291018Who did you date?
>>259291018It sure was
>>259291301That's a shame
>>259291018every second of it
>>259291018Just as awkward and adorable as a first date is expected to be. Enjoyed every second of it.
Just weird looking
>>259291769JC has no idea how long Year 6 will be
>>259292962I want to be that broom
>>259292959A horrifying thought
>>259292959HM is turning fully real-time, to make up for the past the 6th year will end on game's 6th anniversaryimagine five years of filler
>>259293153I want to be Merula
>>259293435Does that mean five more years of potential dates?
>>259293460I expect some awkward dates with your love choice and of course more school drama, pls god no more prank side quests
>>259293460More like five more years of pranks, gotta use them original series characters
>>259229092She spent a full year worried sick about her sister, possibly went on an awkward date with her crush, and now her penpal gets a crush on her love interest. She can't feel too happy about that.I guess it doesn't matter so much if you went after Merula, but if you went after Penny I expect there'll be some friction somewhere.
>>259295531I was actually joking with the crush thing but the Penny's friend seems really interested into MC. The rest is true though except for the deciding part.
New outfits soon. A new Hagrid sidequest with the thestral was datamined too
>>259297925Are female slytherins not allowed?
>>259297925Weird there would be away robes when there's only 4 fucking house colours and they all play in the same stadium.
>>259298226Maybe those are, as the name suggests, for practice games, since you still need to differentiate teams
>>259299173Then wear your practice robe in house colours
>>259254068looks like a ballsack desu
So I'm doing the Celestial Ball sidequest and I'm at the point where you have to choose your date.Still can't decide who to pick between Penny and Merula...
>>259305749Go after your heart
>>259305749Go Third Position and pick a dudeOr Ismelda, if you're not picky
>>259305749Which girl do you love
>>259305783>>259305931I just like them both... I was maybe thinking about going with Meru since she has the best dress and going on the date with Penny later in the year but it feels like I'll have some regrets no matter who I pick.>>259305912Umm... no.
>>259305749go with your bro Rowan, he won't bitch about you dating someone else so you'll have time to make up your mind and not feel bad about it
>>259306182Then go with Merula. I picked Penny
>>259306182Go to ball and date with same girl
>>259306607>>259306747Why does this game have so many waifus? It's not fair.
>>259307023It's entirely fair. Plenty of chink VNs if you want haremshit.
>>259307023>So many waifus>Merula>...You are just being delusional.
desu Penny's unpure blood bothers me.
>>259306938>vore>impregnation>size difference>ugly bastard
>>259308770Every wizard has a bit of a mudblood in them, they just hide it well; otherwise especially in Britain they would be inbred as fuck, Charles II Habsburg would've looked like a Chad compared to them
>>259312808That's a cute Merupuff
>>259297925>sidequest with the thestral>just in time when I almost maxed itPerfect.
>>259307208t. autist7% and falling
>>259313384I don't even have my Abraxan all the way up yet.
>>259315549Did you cheat books?
>>259315549These bingo events are a blessing if u need some red books.
wew for the first time our team is dead last for house pride event even though we always were first for the other ones.Guess nobody wants the German tourist disguise.
>>259317476Imagine being this bad. Your teammates are bots, same for other houses.
>>259319095I thought that was only the case for duels.Well then I don't care for that reward so I'm not playing for it and I'm playing a sidequest with a time limit anyway.
>>259321172Nah, it's for everything. For me it doesn't even change anymore.
>>259322942MERU YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN
>>259322942why is she so excited?
I baked because I can>>259323783