tempering mmr editionthread punched away by ornn >>259006265
I want my fucking wife back
>today>wake up, then visit father's house to see our dog>this dog is 15 years old purebred German Shepherd>has been with me thru 2 bad stepfamilies, my brother comitting seppuku, and all of my grandparents dying>pull up to driveway, see other 2 dogs we have, but not him>garage is open, see him laying on his side motionless>walk in, it smells funky, notice some liquids next to him on the floor near his rearside>call to out him, "Dakota!">nothing>get closer>I see his lifeless eyes, looking at nothing, clouded and wide open>cry and try to wake him up for about 15 minutes>one of the last memories of me and my brother spending time together is laying dead in my arms>go home, shower>get on lol and lolg>varus otp friend not online so i have no one to play with>feel more alone than I ever havechampion picks to imitate this emotion?
>tfw no chad lol bf to punish me with his dick when I fuck upwhy live
Morde is cute
Needless to say this thread belongs to Kled, also Kled declares himself THE /lolg/ champ
>>259048204>tfw will never fake gank someone and blow their summs from their sheer terror of you ever again
Xth for all the neat stuff new accounts get now
>>259048334>gf wont play leagueWell now
Urgot chads WW@https://vocaroo.com/i/s06csj2TnxFJ
When's the update coming?
>>259048404is this live or is it coming next patch? makes me want to abandon my current account and just make a new one to otp with given how much they instantly give you, wont have to grind to 6300.
sorry lad that sounds like shit
>mid akali has1000 ping>keeps feeding mid, jungler and top for first 15 minutes>through a miracle that was a good vayne being on our team we still won
>>259048410>got ex to play league once>it was awful
Which Kog would you hug the hardest?
>8 units on the field>the level 1 that dies in 1 hit gets the noble buff four rounds in a row>complaining about rng in a diceroll modei'm gonna FREAK
>>259048532I play since a few weeks and got that. Thought it was normal.
>>259048325>cat I've had for almost twenty years dies>giant gaping hole in my life because I've known this cat my entire life>never away from her for more than a few days, always sits by me, always sleeps on my bed>suddenly just goneThis was a few years ago and it still hurts.>>259048532It's live for new accounts. You get a champ shard permanent of the champ you choose (costs nothing to activate but can be dusted for half of purchase value) and 6300 on the 6th day.
>>259048334Are you a girl(male) or a guy? Also server?
>>259048334>>259048410>>259048639>new gf's ex played league on her laptop >bitches at me for playing league when im at home on my pc for not texting back fast enough or leaving on "read"Might need to find me another new gf, or just give up entirely on girls. Otherwise, Ill never make it out of silver 4
i want warwick to knot me
hit me with some names for a yuumi only account. the more passive aggressive the better.
Why do people refuse to listen to general advice? I recommended that we should all consider buying grievous wounds since the enemy team had Mundo, Sona, and Olaf. No one listened and we couldn't out sustain them
>>259048710>Unironically playing TurdFart TacticsLook at this dude
xth for my wife Syndra!
>>259048954because it implies u know better and makes them more resistant to itlike telling the 0/3 twitch to "play safe" is just gonna piss him off
>he doesn't play onhit warwick with bloodrazor,titty hydra and ragebladeoh nonononono anondon't tell me you're a pussy player
>>259047626>LB rework makes her cooler in every way and gives her a unique identity as more of a mobility mage than a straight up assassin>assassinbabs throw tantrums for an entire year because they cant just jump on people and blow them up instantly anymore>Riot caves inSuch a tragedy
>Morgana and Syndra will never bully you with their feet
>still no Artorias-inspired champthis is what League needs to be the best MOBA
>ywn have a cute female (male) or female (female) gf to talk lewdly with.
>"oh you're in promos?">"well let me just autofill you bro">"also here's your teammates bro"
>>259048983You got me good anon.
>>259049250>did he seriously cum from just our feet? He's even more pathetic than you said he would be Syndra>He'll even lick it all off our feet, watch this.>God that's just sad, I almost feel bad
Freddy Rework Hype edition>What is Dead by Daylight?Asymmetrical multiplayer (4v1) horror game where one player takes on the role of the Killer, and the other four players play as Survivors, trying to fix generators to escape the Killer and avoid being caught and killed.http://www.deadbydaylight.comhttp://deadbydaylight.gamepedia.comNEWS:>Old newshttps://pastebin.com/YULeGa0q>3.0.x Patch noteshttps://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/69480>Freddy Rework: July 23rd, 2019https://youtu.be/_ypdDN388Xg?t=756 [Embed]https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/74473>Developer Updatehttps://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/73858>! Enduring is bugged !PTB 3.1.0 LIVEhttps://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/74472---OTHER GAMES:>What is Identity V?Mobile game where 4 survivors decode 5 ciphers to escape a rightfully indignant hunter. Official PC release available on the site.https://idv.163.com>What is Hide or Die?Hide or Die is an asymmetrical (1v15) battle royale game where all 16 players start together. Beta on May 31st. Release (supposedly) late July / early August.https://www.vecfour.digital>What happened to Friday the 13th game?Copyright law dabbed on the original devs, they sold the game. No more content updates.http://f13game.com/news/end-of-contentNerfed >>258993341
>>259049454Artorias is a faggot. Give us a REAL boss.
>>259049521you can't get auto filled while in promotions friend
>>259049710Thanks for telling us you don't play the game.
>>259049762you get autofill protection in promos you dogshit eating mongoloid
>>259049749Yes you can now.
>>259049891No they changed that.
>>259050007god holy fuck I wish that were me but I can't find a cage that fits
god i wish kat was real and also not a shit champ
>>259050007>tfw no trap gf to lock in chastity and insert one of the remote controlled buttplugs
>>259048334>tfw no bf to tell me that if i fail my gold promos this time im not allowed to play for a month as punishment so in secret i play on an alt account for like a month before actually playing my promos to practice but I still lose my promos on my main so bf keeps me under his desk while he plays for the rest of the month
>>259049680What's your favorite horror movie, /lolg/?
>Faggot Ryze does 2.2k damage with one Q 20 minutes into the gameWhy does anyone play this hot pile of steaming chink garbage?
>>259050164>big dicked trannygross....
>>259048325adopt a dogdog's don't live as long as we do but that doesn't mean it's anything sad.
>>259049680This bread tastes funny, chief.
Beginner question, when should I pick Nami over Soraka? they seem so similar. Both poke, both sustain, and both have unreliable cc (nami q soraka e), and both take very similar runes. Their ults really seem to be the only difference between them.
>>259050252Scream for its fantastic and time-relevant satire while still being a pretty good slasher film
>>259050414Just pick which ever you like playing.pls be my support gf
>>259050252Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>>259049680>/ass/ fag is also retardedImagine my surprise.
Sorry, /lolg/. This is /assg/ now.
>want to hit d1 and fuck off from ranked>peak d2 80 lp>nigger junglers kick me back to d3>immediately win back into d2>repeatget me the fuck out
>>259050568Both are really fun but I just cant tell when to pick one over the other. im not a female but I can pretend to be one if that's what makes people happy.
>>259050252its probably been the decade browsing gore threads and getting desensitized to jumpscares on /f/ but horror does absolutely nothing for me. that said, IT was pretty good, more than just muh blood muh loud noises ecks dee
How would Jinx react if i asked her on a date?
>>259050737why does she walk like she has negative IQ
>>259050414always pick nami right now, problem solved. Soraka's ult is for coordinating with the other lanes so they win '1v1s' ez, but good fucking luck with that in the lower elos. Nami has actual playmaking potential.
>lock in reksai support>adc: UHHHHHH REPORTED IM THROWING NOWbitch why the hell do you think i locked in reksai in the first place, you're just helping me faggot
>>259050863*holds up spork and runs away*
>>259050863 She has no personality besides "le random dyed hair girl from 2012" se shell probably say a one liner
What champion pisses you off the most?
Anon, how would YOU react if I asked YOU on a date???
>watching the UK LC for literally no reason>whenever a player gets an individual kill it does this cheesy pop-in where the player shows up on screen and does a little flair or dance for a couple secondsfucking brits
>>259051250no thanks i'm straight
>>259051250Are you a big chad who will bully me when I make a mistake?
What the fuck why does Qinasha have 28 base armor? This shit is fucking pathetic even for assassins (which she's not; she's clearly a bruiser). Zed has more and nigger is practically ranged and safe as fuck compared to her.
>>259051449No sorry, I'm a girl. I am a dom though
>>259051250Id say yes to anyone under 200 pounds
>>259051765>tfw literally 199 poundshello there :^)
as fish tits what am I meant to do in lane - just try and max-range a W off cooldown to piss off the enemies and if they move predictably bubble them? my E doesn't seem to do a whole lot
>>259051217Get rekt faggot renekton main
>>259051765>tfw 110 pounds
I want to ask a cute adc on a date!
>>259052009depends on the match-up in the end, but generally just play passively and use your E defensively, if you use it to try for a play and you miss you're pretty fucked. It's a lot easier to hit it if they're engaging on you/your adc.
Are you supposed to max W or E second on Bard?
>sometimes I need a break from soloq >I like playing with friends>but hate the loss streak that comes with it>they're good people but are not mechanically gifted or up to date with basic game knowledgeI wish there was some middle ground
Will we get Star Guardian Xayah this year?
>>259052454the portal but if pbe is correct next patch leveling it won't do shit lmao
>>259048404>>259048532Don't let them trick you, on your way to level 30 you accumulate like 25k blue essense max (aka 4x6300 champions), and you get about 10 champions shards total (which may be for the champions you already own, including those given you for free) - level up capsules only give you ~500 BE, they don't give you shards.In other words, this "neat stuff" is less than what you would get before they removed BE gains from games, aside a couple of skins.
>>259051359They play gay soccer there, where they only score one goal an hour, so they're used to games with unexciting things happening. So in the rare event something exciting does happen, they flip their shit.
>>259052521most likely SG is irelia i think
Now I'm the huntew Wengaw >:3c
>lets release a champion that is a late game assassin with high risk no reward rework when?
>>259052009do W+auto trades, they are almost impossible to loseJust keep doing that until enemy is low enough for you to go for a kill with E or QIf you can't do that then just sit back and cockblock their engages with Q and heal the ADC till laning is over
>>259052671I grew up in a little town south of the Kentucky border... things were simple. You tended the farm, raised the herd... and if anyone gave you shit? Son, you beat the fucker down. You were a man. And under that hot alabama sun you learned the values of christ, america, and manhood- the missisipi trio as my pop called it... may god bless his soul... And a man like me? Well when we weren’t out hunting or at the bar? We watched sport. None of that pussy european shit- real sport, arizona sport. I’d get back home... hang up my duster, cold beer, my girl cooking some fineeee BBQ... and id watch muscular, toned black men. Sometimes they’d collide into each other, sometimes bounce a ball... but they were always fine specimens. I’d watch those darkies sweat and toil for hours... and I’ll admit my loins stirred more than once... called it the texas rise, heh... and when I watched those guys play, my mind... wandered. I imagined them taking my girl... like animals- hoo boy did that get me goin! I remember, in the 12th ad break of the NFL playoffs powered by mcdonalds I’m loving it, right after the arbys presents: the danger kick! I noticed my missus watching those stallions on screen... stroking that pussy of hers. And I tell you what... without a word I drove her down the city, philidelphia- my home- and she made love to every nigger in sight. I milked my johnson more than ever that night. So when you pussy europeans talk about sport.... remember what REAL men play
>>259052809she's not that risky because grass
>>259052472Pretty much this. I have irl friends that I play with but they are all utter dog shit at the game. They main champions that they are terrible with, and then they wonder why they go 2/12 every single game, and they refuse to learn from their mistakes.They think that because I'm a higher rank than them, I can magically carry them if they run it down and feed a Diana 9 kills in the first 15 minutes.
>>259052856what the fuck
any singed chads wanna teach me the art of running around?
>rammus rolls into our adc>he just disappears like a 6 item zed just ulted him
>>259052009Depends on enemy. Heal your adc up, snipe some here and there, bubble them in tower range, snipe them behind tower with w on adc far out etc.
>>259053173rammus is the most based of boomer champs
she's mine /lolg/
>>259052521>>25905272999% sure Zoe and I really hope Riven
>>2590530681. abuse your retarded base damages2. get rylai and righteous glory3. run around
>>259053283She was Yasuo's first though. She got that hasagi dick ROCK hard.
>>259048204>>259048334>>259048336>>259048816>>259048890>>259049026>>259049250>>259049476>>259049647>>259050164>>259050170>>259050214>>259050241>>259050863>>259051250>>259051252>>259051449>>259052257>>259053283Every single time I get into a game and decide to look up the general there's fags like this that just kill these threads for me.
>>259053571>not being a faggot in current yearcringe
>>259053387If they put Xayah in a schoolgirl uniform, it might actually make people want to play her again and she might not be a dead champion anymore.
>>259050792I want you to be happy too though, so does it make you happy as well?
>>259053712>being a faggot everthank god the end of humanity is nightrannies and faggots won't enjoy this for much longer
>>259053571This is the guy who spends the entire thread crying about “le trannies” and making the problem seem much bigger than it actually is
>>259053026I always jg when I play with them in order to try and help everyone else out. But they always are pushed up without vision and have died at least once before lvl 6.I think I'm asking for too much since 90% of their games are aram or tft now.
I'm hardstuck gold 4
>>259054028take the clownpill
>>259051252This is really cute I hope she would like me
>Poppy's Q does 16% max HP on an 8 second cooldownBalanced btw
>>259052809I want to lick her feet
>>259054371haha le HAMMER xD
>>259054009Yeah, you're being a masochist. You have to play a top chad that can 1v9 like Darius or Garen or an adc with crit damage like Jhin or MF. It's the only way you will carry those monkeys.
>>259053571seeing fags like you get assmad is literally the reason I do it
>>259050414Okay, listen up:>Nami has better early, Soraka has better late.>Nami is way more useful when playing from behind due to her having ranged hard cc.>Soraka has 2 viable strats (Spellthief poke with aery and Guardian with coin aka stall) whereas Nami is more or less forced to play Spellthief poke every game no matter what. >Nami has generally higher winrate across all elos compared to Soraka.tldr: Nami is freelo, Soraka not so much
>>259052472>I wish there was some middle groundintroducing: flex Qthe ranked queue where you dont care about your rank
lf league gf to play games with, chat, and perhaps buy skins for.
>>259054617You mena the ranked Q which you use to obtain iron/bronze icon and use it when playing diamond soloq games.
>>259054629gf (male) or gf (female)
>>259054740For me its top row
>>259054629what serveris gf(male) okay?
>>259052809>detonates a quarter of the map by throwing some wind at the baron/dragon wall.>is able to point and click root and pick up an execute in under 2 seconds level 3>constant access to all of the elements all the time, literally no cd to get a new one>can never oom herself despite spamming shit
>>259050414Pick Soraka if you know your team is going to be retarded and need to be babysit.Pick Nami if you trust your teammates and know you can play a little more aggressive.
>got 14 for thisliterally HOW is any of this bannable.
>>259054836gf (male) would be wonderful, ign?
>>259054617The very word ranked scares them. They don't even like doing draft pick because it's too "serious". We usually do blind pick to relieve the pressure of playing a real game. They do like bot games though and some customs
>>259054740>JinxBoobs.exe has crashed
>>259054754>>259054836gf (female) or gf (male) are both fine. NA
>>259054912I think you'd have been fine without the "slit your wrists pls" riot doesn't like that
>>259054912>Slit your wrists plsOh I wonder
>>259054912>subhuman midlaner gets banned for being a retarded sperg who needs his jungler to wipe his assbased fucking riot
This should be pool party Sonas swim suit.
What is it that made older League so much easier to carry on? I legit remember just getting fed as fuck and being unkillable but now it's like you can be 30/2 and you'll still just die
>>259054912>come gank or I'm afkGet fucked. If it was up to me, it would be a permaban. Autists like you have no business playing this game and ruin it for everyone.
>>259054740me on the second from the bottom
>>259055131>>259055205I thought it went without saying but Im not looking for replies from jungle players since they are all 10 IQ braindead shitters. Thanks!
Post your top 3 champs and rate others.
>>259054740I want to cum between a cute lolg adcs boobs!
cant wait for panth to get reworked then gutted to oblivion
>>259055192>3/0/2>fed as fuckdude ive ended games being 23/3/9 where i couldnt win because bot lane was 3/18. objectives are too strong. if you win lane but are down 4 fucking dragons, no matter what dragons they are. it is impossible to cover for your worthless teammates
>>259055192The gold bounties. It was designed to make the game more "balanced" and allow the underdog team to make a comeback if they shut down someone who is fed. Basically like a trophy for participation. Everyone wins!
>>259054938>>259055007princess nitedew on euw uwu
Have a wonderful day/evening, Anons! To those of you that are feeling down, don't worry! Everything turns out better in the end. Never give up, I believe in you!
>>259055367Seething cuck lmaoi'll never gank midlane from now onmaybe another one of you midlaneoids have a mental breakdown and riot sodomizes their asshole
>>259055429Thanks Ivern! You help my team so much!
>>259055367did you seriously come here expecting validation for being a sperg
>>259055419This is false flagging wtft. the actual princess nitedew
>>259055367Lmao, just another brain dead 14 year old Zed or Talon main who can't win their lane unless they're babysat. Get rekt cuck. Make sure to call your team niggers next time so the ban is permanent.
>>259055657how do you deal with the fact that people want to cum in you?
>>259054629>>259054836>>259054938>>259055419>nobody to flirt with you and buy you skins
>>259052472>>259053026Int an alt account into an elo where you'll get enjoyable games, maybe?
>>259055718each to their own I guess but I dont think they would if they knew what I looked likedo feel free to give me free skins and stuff though :^)
>>259055007waterwet1 - USE
Who did he main?
>>259054496>>259053968>>259053923>>259053712die tranny lovers
>>259056009100% Heimerdinger main.
>>259056009any assassin jungle
Do you think Leblanc stays away from the Freljord because she knows it's Lissandra's territory?
>>259054912>im perfectly fine losing this game>because you are all useless shits>and you're a usless shitstain>sorry I forgot my teammates are delusional>jesus fuck your guys suck dick>how fucking bad are you>slit your wrists pls>im afk enjoy 4v5Dunno, seems pretty innocent to me.>>259056009Assassin jungler
>>259056009Assassinbab or a Yi main.
>>259056009Saying he was abusive was her get out of jail free card. If he looked like Chad, she would have loved when he slapped her and choked her.
>go full tank item build from guide for poppy>still do extra damage late game while just standing in 4 enemy attacks
>>259050414>and both have unreliable ccMaybe if you come from Cho'Chads giant Q but Nami's Q and R are just fine for CCing if you have any aim and a little pattern recognition. Nothing better than running away from a mob, dropping that Q precicely to hold them all and just slither away into safety or gank from team.
>>259056526>pick broken champion>be suprised when it's broken
>>259056009This is the "cute adc" trannie lovers post about
>>259056526>late gameYour champion and build don't matter once you reach the 35+ minutes clown fiesta coin flip aram stage.Maybe if you built like a MAN - like me - you would've ended before 25.
>>259056009Eveytime u post this it makes me angry because dude found a league of legends gf meanwhile I’ve played this game for close to 3 thousand hours and never even met a chick im not even fat either!
>>259048131is there a way to reset mmr? i'm in iron 3 and i always get paired up against silver 2 players
>>259055583>posting twitch emotescringe
>Why yes, I exclusively masturbate to League girls feet, how could you tell?
>>259056849Why are limmiefags so buttblasted?
>>259057096sorry is this more to your liking?
>>259057016I've already met like a half a dozen girls in the game.Here are some tips:1. Become an adc main if you are not already.2. Learn to identify who is a girl simply by their username or how they type in chat.3. Add this person as a friend after the game. Duo with them. If they're username is like "UnicornBaby123" and she's a Soraka main, odds are it's probably a girl. And if they are overly apologetic when they die, it is 200% a girl.
>>259057016Every game you have 4 other teammates, there's a very good chance you've been playing with a lot of girls frequently. Now whether you try and make friends and work together is another thing
>>259056747I once Q'd a Vi mid-dash.I was so fucking proud.
>>259056901Matches that end before 40 minute mark are messy mashy guessies. After that it becomes a real skill game.
how do I find a dominant adc main to rip me from top lane and force me to become a support mainI kinda want to be a supp main but I think its boring af
>>259057491drink a bit of cyanideheard it helps
>>259057253300% that it’s a degenerate neckbeard.
>>259057604thanks anon I will try it!
>>259057491You haven't found the right support yet.Some supports you might like if you play top.Nautilus (he's an unkillable tank and if you land a hook it's basically a free kill)Taric (a Chad who can basically carry a game if you know how to use him)Rakan (The ultimate shotcaller support. The possibility of what you can do with him in a team fight is crazy)Try one of these if you never did. Not all support champs are healslut sissies.
>>259057469Waiting for either your or the enemy’s clown to get caught and lose is not a skill.
>>259057632That's why you talk in voice chat to confirm anon. You think I'm stupid?
>>259057772>taric>chada sissy support in disguise
>>259057772Okay let me rephrasehow do I find a dominant adc main to rip me from top lane and force me to become an enchantress mainI actually kinda want to be an actual egirl but I think supporting is boring af
>>259057864Play the game.
>>259058027Just play Lux support then. You have all of the benefits of playing support, but with none of the responsibility.
>>259058243Yeah ive tried that but I suck with her :Ialso I feel so incredibly gold starved after laning phase
>>259058383>gold starvedyou fucking retarded or something?how are you gold starved with those balanced fucking support items which give you thousands of gold
>>259058089I’m playing 25 minute games.
fuck how am i suposed to play fiora she feels like such a subpar "splitpushing duelist"
Tahm Kench Thick Skin (E) cooldown lowered from 11/9/7/5/3 to 3 at all ranks damage stored as gray health changed from 50/52.5/55/57.5/60% to 45/50/55/60/65%>3 second cooldown at all ranksWHY THE FUCKAkali Twilight Shroud (W) cooldown lowered from 25 to 20 Vs Live: from 25/22/19/16/13 to 20>Cooldown also starts on cast instead of on expiration, so compared to live it's a 15 to 13 second cooldown based on how it currently works
>>259058618I just told you Im bad with her anon!
OMG GUYS I SUCK SO BAD AT THIS GAME I LITERALLY CANT STOP SUCKING JUNGLER COCK HOW DO I ALWAYS GET GANKED FFS K I L L M E
>>259059017>being bad with lux of all championshopeless
>>259058982haha I love playing at my tower cause I can't win trades ever
>>259058982are these Tahm Kench buffs real?
>>259059269play jungle and learn how not to get ganked
>Tahm Kench with shield bash is actually stronger now because he's going to spam the fuck out of shield bash hits.
>>259058243If you suck with Lux, this game is not for you m8. Not even trying to be mean. She's literally the champion designed for 12 year old girls who want to feel better about themselves for being "good" at the game.Her root lasts an eternity, she does way too much early game damage, her hit box is laughably absurd and broken, and her ult is only like a 15 second cooldown.Seriously, if you can't play Lux, I don't know what to tell you.
Rate my picks anons
>>259059327they're absolutely 100% gutting him in all other areas, so yes, they're real
>>259059327latest PBE notes.I am so fucking sick of Riot and their compensation buffs to champs that need outright nerfs.
>>259059467no one cares fag
>start the day at 0 LP>win 5, lose 2>check LP before going to lunch>it's fucking 40WHY THE FUCK DO I FUCKING GAIN FUCKING 13 AND LOSE 21??????
>>259059467How do I not feed as Camille? Literally everyone counters her.
>>259059309sorry :c Im just bad with skillshots I guess, partly because my ping is so unstable but mostly because im garbage hardstuck gold
Anyone had any luck on SoJ finding league girls?
>>259059598See>>259059425Meant to reply to you.
Is there anything more fun than playing Jarvan Jungle?>Dealiest ganks in the game>AOE Knockup>Press R to delete a squishy>Fast healthy clear
>>259059594you're part of the shit mmr club buddy
>>259059494I know they did that with Zed forever.>"Hey Zed doesn't just stay too safe in lane, he trades too well altogether.">*Riot moves a bit of damage from one ability to another*>Rito: "Fixed."
>>259059594https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elo_rating_systemleague probably uses a modified glicko/glicko-2
>made 7 adcs lose today>3 got tilted and went on to big losing streaksit was a good day today, looking forward to tomorrow.
Champ for this feel?
>>259059747Jarvan Jungle with his 4 different viable builds to fit different roles.Back when they made champs the right way. Q gap closer. W sustain. E steroid. R teamfight ult.
>>259059834>tfw my botlaners do this shit unironically
>>259059467>fiora mainhow do you deal with such a pain?playing such a underpowered squishy champ is really driving me nuts
>>259059903So simple, so satisfying, so destructive.
I love Lissandra!
Does anyone have that picture of Ahri playing Dota 2?
>>259059747effortlessly ending the game with your team when it's time
Right now Support is the most important role in the game, followed by ADC. The mechanically better bot lane will win the most games by far, it snowballs like the other lanes but in this case it snowballs TWO champions usually with the strongest kits in the current meta. In addition support vision score is one of the most reliable metrics of who's the winning team.
>>259059813no it doesn't, you really don't understand what the fuck glicko 2 is do you? the whole point of the glicko rating system is the RD varriable which measures the reliability of the rating and then assigns bonus points or removes points based off of the probability of a player with a specific RD being rated at the division they deserve. Riot's rating system matches you based on your hidden MMR with other players with the same hidden MMR and assigns MMR literally based only on ELO difference, and then afterwards it gives you flat LP modified by the difference between the average rank of the players you played against vs your rank. This means that if you make a new account and you win like 20 games in a row you'll be in silver gaining +30 per win while you play against plat 4 players.The entire system is perfectly designed to instill the illusion to players that they just need to play a little bit more in order to get to the rank "they deserve" and then once they actually get there they've become so used to "climbing" that they dont realize their winrate over the last 200 games is exactly 50% and they just keep fucking playing more and more.If it was based on glicko 2 you'd be able to get to your rank in fucking days instead of weeks of grinding to fucking hit diamond with a 65% winrate.
>>259060206>Support is the most important role in the gamelol
>>259057253>1. Become a subhuman if you are not already.
>>259060161I kept looking for the Blue team Bard playercause I never see that in my games
>>259060273quality post thank you
give me some champs that will hook me to the game againi've practically only played yi and heca for last few years, burned out on the game and had a long break but trying to get back in it again since my friends also started playingfor some reason i can't really enjoy the game while just jumping between champs but I can't really find something i feel like maining like with yi and heca earlierso far i mostly enjoyed voli and singed but i dont really want to play rather braindead shit again, only thing that gave me that feeling was elise but im shit with skillshots idk about that eitherim really lost
>>259059596In tough matchups (i.e tanks with lots of damage like darius and tahm kench) I go comet with W max and just poke them in lane pretty muchOther than that idk make sure to wait for your 2nd Q since it does A LOT of true damage, dont panic and spam it>>259059957?? She wins literally every lane except like pantheon and some ranged shitShe heals like crazy, especially with graspShe deals a fuckton of damage and is good at split pushingHonestly the only reason I lose games with her is because im retarded and over extend like a retard on her
how many ranked games do you have to leave before you get punished? someone dc'd twice today and i have absolutely no intention of staying in a lost game when the rest of the team refuses to ff
>>259060348unironic bard main shit was pretty sick ngl
>>259060273fuck me this actually makes me so fucking mad I'm going to keep ranting in a 2nd postanyone out there who thinks riot's system is a fucking fair and balanced ranking system go to lichess and fucking play 20 games and then immediately start recording your winloss rate against players and their ELO. you'll find it literally takes fucking 20 games tops for the system to perfectly put you in a positio where you reliably get a 50% winrate across a substantial number of games.Then go make a fucking new league account and go on a 20 winstreak and fucking see how close you are to the elo you deserve.
>>259060512btw look at those rats scrambling to try and steal MY killdisgusting
>>259060618>>259060161yeah I feel thatwas a bard main circa season 5/6, kinda tempted to dive back in because all the EU pros are saying he's tearing up scrims
>>259060512I mean lategame she is outclassed by literally every duelist, and her splitpush is shit
>>259060512>camille>kit dumps>on a grossly out of position underfed iron league moronso gud guiz
>>259060672you know that assisted kills are worth more gold right
Champion for this type of feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd6rXueq8N4
lads how do i lose against botsi wanna see noobs gettin mad
>>259060850yes but1. it was a joke2. autos are fine to get assists with, you dont need to try to nuke them down3. they left me for dead and only when they realized they had the potential to get gold did they come to my aid, wheres the team spirit therejust to make it very clear to you point number 3 is a joke
>>259060672>solo kill = 300 gold>a kill with any number of assists = 300 gold to killer and 150 evenly distributed amongst all assist playershmm literal retard Gold 4 shitfaced autist posting clips of themselves on lolg is retarded who would have guessed
>>259060790camille's a diver, that's what she's for
>>259060957You're best bet is to feed the adc, but even this won't work if there's at least 1 competent player.
>>259061042>10/4>33 minutes into the game>still doesnt have a fully stacked mana flow band????????
>mid pushed almost all the way through with one of last defense towers being half dead>adc decides he wants to push top now>eam follows>people die>lose match because opponent team continued to push midSometimes good games can be wona or lost by the most retarded decisions.
>>259057160Stop trying to manufacture rivalries, they're friends with eachother>>255592806>>255594521
I genuinely enjoy playing supports but only do it in aram because adc players are subhuman and i don't want to share lane with them
>>259060917Oblivion is pure kino, i do a playthrough atleast once every year or two
Are demotions still a thing? I lost like fucking 3 games in a row at 0LP.
>autofilled support>aight time to root some peeps as morgana again>enemy bans her>lux is openAIGHT THENTIME FOR SOMEMOTHA-FUCKIN'DISHONESTY
>>259061435cringe but redpilled
>>259060695I mean personally I feel like you pop your ult and then theyre dead before you get the 4th vital off except maybe like Jax but okay>>259060790it was more to show that her 2nd Q does a lot of damage if you let it proc
What happens if someone tries to log into someone else's account while they're already playing on it?
I just got Aurelian Sol shard, is it worth upgrading it to a permanent champion?
>>259061717>TIME FOR SOME>MOTHA-FUCKIN'>DISHONESTY Morgana is already a dishonest funsucker
>>259061973Do you want to play him? If so yes if not no.
>playing Rhaast>ult Morde in his death realm>wait out my ults full duration>his ends>i just get plopped out of him with no damage or healing>dieatleast they're gutting this nigger champ
>>259061439I've bought it and New Vegas so many times. But then I forget my steam password and have to buy them again.
>>259059467>fiora>irelia>riven>camillei see, an honourable top laner
>>259057253Thanks for the tipsIve been trying to play adc again but its hard cause I havent played adc since I was silver and now when I try to play in plat I get rapedAlso do you think maining girly champs like jinx/trist would be a detractor? Should I play twitch/draven instead?
>>259062074just pirate the gog versions dudei think you have the right after putting so much money in the bethesda jews pockets
>>259062175>>259057253Why not just go on Soj to find egirls?
>>259062141what can I say anonI like female champs and I like top lane
>>259061973He's worth mastering. Sol mains have like a 65% win rate or something ridiculous.Cs'ing with him is hard and controlling his orbs in a team fight is a little wonky, but if you put in a few games to practice, he is really strong.
>>259062424He may as well be. He does the same fucking thing SA does, he's just better against bruisers.
>>259048325It's gonna be okay, friend.
>>259062175Play Jhin. Girls will never admit it because he's a serial killer, but they low key think he's the hottest guy in the game. They think his voice is sexy as fuck.
>>259062552don't know, i never did 1.2k damage to a squishy with rhaast, even if i build full damage
READY TO SET THE WORLD ON FIRE?HEH HEH HEH HEH
>>259062464>>259062175>>259062790Also DO NOT play adcs, the stupid support = girl role is a long overdue memesplenty of girls are adc mains1/2
>>259062786meant to say 1.2k damage with ult alone
>>259052656>In other words, this "neat stuff" is less than what you would get before they removed BE gains from games, aside a couple of skins.true i used to unlock more stuff faster with ipnow im leveling new account and it takes foreverfuck free skinsfuck thatid rather have the ip back to farm champions
>>259062907>>259062790>>2590572532/2 Spent like 3 min on this site and already multiple adc girlsI have no clue why that role attracts so many females but it does
>>259062907>>259063092the real way to pick up a league gf is to play Thresh
>>259062907>>259063092what the fuck is this disgusting ass tranny site
Not even meming, Yuumi is the most high IQ champ in the entire game. Riot designed her as an egirl champ, but she is secretly the most big brain champ.
>>259063092adc is a support role
>>259062907>>259063092Why would you settle for basic bitches fishing for beta orbiters?
>>259062048what happens in the death realm, stays in the death realm do you not read patch notes or are you just shit posting
>>259062907>>259063092>>259063329>all these 20+ year old roasties trying the whole "gamer gurl" thing to trick betas into buying them shitNo thanks.
>>259063329What site is this
>>259063329>literally facebook twitter + that datefuck app where you swipe left or right>not tranny shitspotted the numale
>>259063525>fb tinder and twitter is trannyshitOk incel
>>259063568yeah, it is tranny
>>259063641Have you ever actually talked to a girl before?
We're adding a new interface option in 9.14 "Show [Allied] chat" which will work very similarly to the "Show [All] chat" option that we already have (but for ally chat) If you're a /mute all regular, this will persist from game to gamebased fucking riot
>>259063727She's trying really hard to use clever angles, but you can tell by the puffy cheeks and wide shoulders that she's a fatty.
>>259063774outside of smalltalk?noand i aim to keep it that way
>>259063092Here's how you can tell if it's a guy playing adcs or a girl>guyDravenTwitchJhinvaynekaisaVaruskogmaw>girlsivirxayahcaitlynjinxtristanaasheMF
>>259064249Eh not really true. I play them both about an equal amount.>pic related
>>259064249A lot of Kog mains are girls actually
Redpill me on jungle Aatrox
>>259059269One easy rule I follow, if you do not see the enemy jungler on the mini map do not over extend.
>>259063804>>259063727>>259063329>>259063092>>259062907These chicks with super edited photos and dyed hair look like turbo e-girls and I would be competing with tons of orbitersI just want a nice normal girl who plays league for fun u know?But i might update my getsoj and make it less cringe anyway
>>259055192Stat checking was allowed. Now you have to mechanically outplay people in order to be effective, but its hard to outplays 5 people's worth of abilities.
>>259064673If you say so.
>>259063727Holy fuck I found waifu lily on this site
Most Hecarim players must be quite questionable.
Is Ivern viable in low mmr?
>>259064909With a duo.
>>259064909no youd need to be an ivern main who knows what to do to actually be successful with him but even then hes really reliant on his team to do things for him
Is there anything more funny than a Sylas player stealing an ult for a champion he's never played?>play Jhin>Sylas steals my ult>he presses R>immediately cancels Curtain CallNever fails.
what do you do when someone on your team hovers the champ you wanna play?
>>259065307>playing Cassio>Sylas steals my ult>I immediately turn away>he ults meSylas tend to use their stolen ult almost immediately if they think they can land it. I think they forget they can hold onto it
>>259064909Bronze who had an Ivern phase here; yes but you will just be abusing the ignorance of your enemies instead of improving at the game. Since you can't rely on allies, you aren't Jungle Janna but are instead a weird-ass Jungle Bard; you go Censer - Lich Bane - Nashors - Deathcap as items and abuse the shit out of bushes and shields to win duels by slowly chipping down enemies. Fights last minutes but you always win. You contribute to teamfights by staying out of sight and then shielding then rooting whoever dives your backline. Daisy scares the shit out of divers, so that combined with shields will make retards who play instakill hypermobile cancer panic because they can't oneshot the adc, not know what to do, and die like the shitters they are.
Unpopular opinion: Kassadin needs buffs. Games end long before he can be of any use.
>>259065378if its a viable role and they are picking the champ first then they can have it, otherwise I'm either locking it in first or banning
>My midlane is a first time Qiyana>Goes 1-3 to a Galio before I can even finish first clearSo how's your day lads
>>259064909Don't take Ivern into ranked if you value your sanity. It's impossible to carry with him if your team mates are retarded.He's only fun if you're in voice chat with a full team of friends and you can coordinate.
yi late game "full items" i sold attack speed boots for trinitythoughts?
>>259065920It doesn't matter, you're Yi.
>>259063727is this app legit or just a scam?
Dota>hero with massive cockLOL>nothing
>>259065691kassadin has always had shit lane phase and no damage, needs to be baby sit by jger and a decente team, i used to main him now i dont bother, jg is the way to go
>>259065920>goes crit yi>no armorpenit's shit
>>259066042you can sign up an account and see for yourself>>259064823is this her?
>>259066116I like his playstyle too much, and I already have hundreds of games on him. I feel like I'm too invested to just replace him. Might pick up Swain after the buffs as my main.
>>259054656''WHY DIDNT U ULT ME?!?!?''''U HAD ONE JOB!''
>>259066104Leona's cock is bigger
How the fuck do I win as Kayn? Every goddamned game I get that useless as fuck SA form against shit like Glacial Neeko and Sivir tryhards.
>>259066271yeah and then get my shit hacked?
>>259066104I already told you to wait for Mundo's VU. It had to be delayed because redditors really wanted their le cosmic horror bear
>>259066409camp melee champions instead of ranged
>>259058027The way i treat my supports would fuck you up, u arent ready.
>>259066296are you playing soloq? you need to carry, play zed, katarina, vladimir, zoe, leblanc, ekkokassadin not good enough to carry, unless you can always play with a good duo jger and rape the enemy mid laner
>>259066771anon ive played in THE bully lane for 6 years nowI think I can handle it c
>>259066772I play with a good top laner who kinda covers my weaknesses by extending games.Zed feels like he would take too long to learn properly, and he's regularly banned. Katarina feels underwhelming as fuck. I hate Vladimir's playstyle. Zoe feels kind of RNG. Not sure about LB and Ekko, I guess I could check them out. LB certainly doesn't feel like she's in her prime though.
FACT: Lulu has the CUTEST EARS!
>>259066296Stop listening to these fucking retard fags/. Kassadin is fine in low elo you just have to actually become good at him. Kassadin requires really good CSing and you need to know when to back and then get to lane again to lose the least farm since he's a champ that requires gold and exp to come online. Just learn to farm and shove and then roam.
>>259066719>tfw the "they were at a premium age" was what a real-life child rapist told the police during interrogationThat game is beyond fucked up.
>>259065752laners fed twitch jungle and morde for 1st 10 minutes, they never recovered
>>259067062Oh, I'm not actually in low elo. D3 EUW. I already play the champ to his full potential, he just feels underwhelming in the meta.
Which ADCs should I learn if I want to stop being a cuck support main?
>>259067221if soloq, tristana, vayne, ezreal, anything that has peel
>>259067221I want you to be my cuck support main!
Anyone want to play some unranked drunk league? :D
>>259066271I thought the memes about underage was just shitposting
>>259067221Vayne is easy I feel like, Lucian, and Tristana I guess.
Lulu is my STAR!I'm her GUARDIAN!
>>259067465When you've spent as much time as I did in 4 Chan, you'll come to realize every shitpost has more than a kernel of truth to it.
>>259066271Nice now I can report this mutt attentionwhore for underage everytime she shits up this thread
Why is artillery mage even a class if there are only like 4 of them? Xerath, Velkoz, Ziggs and Lux. Is Zoe an honorary artillery mage?
>>259066271Anyone has the screencap of Kohatsune's soj profile?
>>259066271>16 y/o diamond>I'm a 30 y/o silver 1 who will never reach goldGod life sucks
>>259067808Varus and Jayce are also considered artillery mages.
>>259067808>artillery magewhere did you get this from?
>>259067808It's cause there's only so far you can go with 'character that does nothing except throw damage really far'. Shit isn't interesting. In fact, is it any surprise that Xerath, Velkoz, Ziggs, and Lux are in the bottom 10 least interesting champions in the entire roster?
I gave up playing league when I realized I was still shit despite the thousands of hours I had put in. I had come to understand that I would just never get better, and I would never be good at the game, no matter how much I practiced and played.
>>259067890I got gold when I was fucking 16. Its really not hard all you have to do is want to improve.
>>259067886didnt save it but I remember its in archive somewhere
>>259067586I remember when people were joking that syndrafag and swift were in a gay relationship and then about a year later it was confirmed true
How do I do damage as Qiyana?
>>259067808nobody cares about Riot's autistic subclasses
if your ewhore has a soj profile shes a slut
>>259068067Lux is also a burst mage, an enchanter and a catcher.
>>259068103I'm trying! I'm sure I can, just too nervous and I get too emotional when things go sour
>>259067704Based>>259067890How long you've being playing? What stops you from improving?
>>259068263Limmie confirmed for best girl once again>doesnt look like a nigger>actually good at the game and not boosted>isnt a slut>isnt jailbaitHow will lilyfags EVER recover?
>>259068403Except she isn't best girlkohatsune > limmie > lily
what lane do you think is most important to not fuck up? top or bot?when I'm top lane and my bot loses hard it feels really bad but likewise when I'm bot and my top is getting stomped it feels pretty much just as bad because I now I'll be dealing with a gigafed riven/fiora/trynd all game. what do you think?>
>>259068539Bot 100% for sure. A bot that wins lane comfortably will give their team the first 2 dragons. If those two dragons are Fire or Mountain, the chances of the team winning are statistically like 40% higher.
>>259068403>>259068447>Limmie>literal school shooter>Kohatsune>nazi>Lily>pedobaitWe need better lolg waifus
>>259068447>self proclaimed white supremacist who married a beaner>best girl
>>259068325>300 games in silver>52% winrate in silverYea I dont know about that butt the best way to climb is just not to care. That way you dont get emotional .
>>259067890This is my post >>259068325I've been spamming flex ranked, thought it would be easier but its full of gold/plat players so I've been getting shit on.
>>259068539Bot lane, because aeast a tank can’t kill you in three shots (unless it’s urgot or riven)
>>259068325I don't understand how this is possible. You even have a positive winrate and everything.
>>259068539>>259068639Not to mention that lost bot lane technically feeds twice as many death than lost top lane
I SURE LOVE THAT AN RNG MECHANIC LIKE DRAGON HAS SO MUCH INFLUENCE IN THE GAME
>>259068325Stop playing ADCs, even Tyler1 struggled in plat elo as a soloqueueing adc
>>259068068Bullshit defeatist attitude.
>>259068325Trying being a support slut, Most people see an elo increase when doing it because theyre not actually as good as they think they are and not having them in an important role wins them more games
The best way to smurf climb is picking a high-damage jungle champion and closing the game quick.
My favorite is miss behavior. She seems nice
>>259068773>>259068782>18%>33%Why do you keep playing stuff you cant play?
>>259068828What's RNG about it?
Just so you know, being a support slut and liking it is AGP as fuck.
>Be Jarvan>Walk into lane>100-20 you with knockup electrocute comboget fucked midlane cucks
>>259068325>>259068908Further, being a support is super chill because when winning you still contributed and when losing not only is it not your fault but you have zero chance of salvaging the game so you can completely disconnect from it
>>259069005When the game starts you don't know what dragons are going to come in or in what order.
>>259068782I get too nervous during promos >>259068854I can only play draven. literally>>259068908I cant initiate, plus my reaction time is shitI do love ivern tho, not too sure if I'm able to climb with him>>259069002Because I randomly think "hey, I should try something different" then fail miserably. It's mostly why my winrate is dogshit
the matches that go long always devolve into this pepo-tier nonsense between both sides about whose mental has gone boom and who is just not even trying anymorewatching their warwick solo baron from behind while their trynd autism pushes a lane until he dies and the sylas that got blown up despite being fed as fuck complaining about said trynd who spent most of the early game wintrading with our teemo who lost lane until trynd decided to just do stupid shitmeanwhile their botlane is both silent and confused and our caitlyn is taking the piss out of sylas and trynd while teemo mocks their warwick for taking domination secondarymeanwhile I have no idea what I'm doing since I'm first time hecarim and just going off base instinct
>>259068929>play Xin Zhao >try to take tier 2 turret but the enemy just fucking dog piles it
>>259069045>Dash out of your ultLol now what
>>259068194>Mad bomber character>dialogue is all about bombs>first ability is throw a bomb>second ability is throw a bomb>third ability is throw a bomb>ultimate ability is throw a bomb>gameplay involves throwing all bombs then running awayNo. Ziggs is not interesting.https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MadBomber
>>259069113So dont play an iniator support, play an enchanter or a mage.
>>259069113I'm telling you a GM smurf not duo abusing struggled in plat elo playing ADCs, people at that elo can't peel and you can't even dominate lane because the support decides the lane.All you can do is attempt perfect csing, that role is legit trash to carry low elo
>>259069201You know you're supposed to dodge those, right?
>>259069201Dodge her soul shackle thing and she is absolutely useless.
>>259069171bardslut is the biggest attentionwhore ITT
>>259069220>>259069254So I should just make a "smurf". Play a different role (I assume jng or support).
>>259069490Mid or jungle is the best to climb, if you spend like all 30 levels learning Master Yi (versus the banned toxic smurfs while leveling is all the training you need) then you will get to gold easily
>try to use getsoj>wont let me sign up without cuckbookWell that was shit
>>259057159you can trick me fussy fag
So I finally have 10 gemstones, which skin should I unlock?
I think at this point it's better to just autohide all the webms here, it's either that noname shitter advertising his cancer channel, retards posting "outplays", or retards complaining about game design when in reality they have nobody but themselves to blame.
>/lolg/ girlsSnore. Who is the best /lolg/ girl (male)?
Ive had it with you and your fucking>tfw no lolg gf>tfw no lolg gf>tfw no lolg gfshut the fuck up there are so many easy fucking sluts both here and in the gamesomething thats really tough is trying to find a fucking lolg bf when youre a tranny who looks like an uglier matt silva from face offliterally noone wants me I cant even get a gay bf because my brain is mentally ill and makes me cry when people I care about call me male pronounsfuck you>tfw no bf
>>259070163The worst is when people post webms of them “outplaying” someone and then making the post seem like they were the one who died to bait more (You)s
>>259070185I don't like Vayne though
>>259070249belrose>>259070269t. princess nitedew
>>259068889What other conclusion can I possibly come to based on these facts?
>>259070269Im sorry dudeHope u get better
>>259069140Quite nihilistic way of thinking given how differently the ''bombs'' act
>>259070337Is belrose one of those guys spamming ff15 every first blood?
>>259069140>Illaois abilities are all about tentacles>Sonas abilities are all about chords>Caitlyns skill are all hunting relatedAnd the list goes on and on. You got yourself a weak point
>>259070337not every ranting tranny is me anon
>>259070679Who else is a tranny here?
I miss outlaw...
lux like they didn't have a chance
so what's the deal with tft? why does it have so many viewers? is it just because it's new or is it actually fun and entertaining to watch?
>>259070854Riot pays big name streamers like Forsen huge amounts to play it on stream in order to promote itAfter another month or two it will drop down significantly.The exact same thing happened with Apex Legends
>>259070772Is outlaw a cute softboi uwu
Good morning lolg (actually 8:24 pm) hey retads
>>259070753I mean theres a few last time I checked
>>259071051Nah hes an unironic pedophileHe sounds like a dude in his mid 20s trying to act and sound like a teenagerPretty gross desu
>>259071115Hello good morning, it is 1 in the morning.
>>259071318Fuck off, he's pretty cool. I don't talk to him pretty often but he's been cool to me
>recently hit a huge loss streak despite shitting on my lane and doing the most damage in the game or at very least, team>check my win rate >50%Oh, this shit again
>>259071214I mean self admit trannies not memes, belrose, nitedew and who else?
>>259070454There are very few character designs that can be lifted from bad to good thanks to their mechanics. I would say Gragas is the only champ in LoL who fits this description.>>259070672Illaoi is a) a muscled woman (unusual) b) a warpriest who doesn't fit into monk stereotypes c) has unique perspectives on combat and it shows in her gameplay, d) has interesting dialogue and loreMeanwhile Ziggs is LE BOMBS LMAO DAE BOMBS MAD BOMBS YO I LOOK LIKE EVERY OTHER BOMB NUT BOMBS YOSona and Caitlyn are also in the bottom 10.
Is this true /lolg/?
>>259071427JuSt CliMb BrO
>>259071501theres quite a few anon ones I thinkunless its literally just been me and belrose shitposting with eachother which i doubtanyway, the rant wasnt me, even if I do relate
>>259071591This chart was made by a massive homosexual.>tanks EVER being in chad tier
when is the na /vg/ game
>>259070772Everytime i see this emote it looks like shes embarrassed about being horny>and you said your dick was huge, its only 8 inches....
>>259071898It also makes a soft moaning sound when you use it in game
>>259071567ziggs is probably for all intensive purposes the worst character in league of legendshe has no actual personality and he's just a boring champ to play who most of the time is just fucking worthlessno one would miss him if he just got deleted
>>259072064that's not how u spell corki>all intensive purposes
>>259072004That is absolutely not the case
>>259072064The worst thing is that they try to force him so hard despite being one of the if not the worst champion. They made him his own game, a comic, a ton of skins, and shoved him into the odyssey event even though no one gives a fuck about him. Im convinced some executive at Riot is a secret fury and Ziggs is like his fursona or something
Holy fuck how does one even win with Kayn this shit's infuriating.
>>259072183its an eggcornwelcome to the 21st century retardo
>>259072004>>259072210its a sigh anonbecause shes annoyedso she sighs*sigh*
>>259072475That shit sounds like a lot more than a sigh
>how bad is riot report system?
>>259071772like 10 minutes if i dont fall asleep
>>259073319That isn't plat
i wish i was american so i could play in the active /vg/s
>>259073620too bad eurocuck!!!!!!!
>>259073586soon friend, peaked plat before no reason i can't get it this season
Name a more tilting feel>Lose a game because you couldn't 1v9 despite having the most damage in the game>check enemy equivalent (Adc/mid/top etc) match history>has a string of wins where he got hard carried (shit tier KDA, shit tier KP and shit tier Damage)Nothing comes close
>>259073941watching someone play your main wrong
>3 AM>just wanted to play a comfy game of Akali because I can't sleep>banned>wait 5 minutes>autofilled supportwhy the fuck are there bans in normals? Why the fuck are people banning a shit tier champ in my normals when Talon exists?
>>259073941playing a top lane melee tankSOMMMEEEBOOOOODY SAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>259074346Then play blind you giant retard. Draft is practice for ranked
Name a female champion you actually respect. For me its the sun zealot.
Why are people other than me allowed to play my wife?
>People still banning mordekaiserStop
bros how did this stacked lobby lose
>>259074647>ywn touch Caitlyn's rod
>>259074474>going mid>in blindand you're calling others retards?
/vg/ vs /vg/navidya
>>259074707>ywn touch pykes big black cleaver
trust in the abusive vayne mayne who does 7k damage in 27 minutes to be what ends my winstreak
vg vs vg +2navidya
Is this game still the league of assassins?Is midlane still 'if you pick an immobile ap mage you lose the lane'?
whatever happened to those instalok fags?
/vg/ vs /vg/ +2navidya
>>259075118it isn't any less true but assassins aren't that great unless you get really fed
vg vs vg navidyaif this game doesnt fill by 925 im just gonna go to bed
shit that makes me instantly check out of a game and give 0 shits about winning>ADC says "play safe, I only want to farm" or any permutation of something similar for any reason>ADC clears wave and then immediately walks back to their tower instead of landing free autos on the enemy>ADC has 0 ward score at 10 minutes>enemy midlaner roams bot more than once but our midlaner is still down in CS
>>259055368r u an egirl
>>259075357shut up and get back to sucking dicks support player
>>259068180>no one answered this poor retarded man with the terrible reaction imageElectrocute, lethality, take an element early (Grass or Water to engage with), wait for W to come off cooldown, then you E-auto-Q, W for a NEW element (Wall), auto-Q to finish them off.
>>259075345I would butapex legends baby
vg vs vg dead thank godnow i can sleep
STACKED FUCKING LOBBY
I give up. You win, Leblanc players.I am at your mercy.
>>259075357Here's my list>support player types at all>support player thinks he is doing anything but hoping the more mechanically skilled players carry her deadweight egirl ass
>>259055368>>259075256Jealous of the 3 M7's
>>259075808>tfw was out getting sips and missed vgs
>Demoted back down to Silver IIIFUCKING KILL ME. I AM SO GODDAMNED TIRED OF THIS FUCKING ELO.
>>259076339was a mudkip lobby with rat and smalltits you didnt miss much
>>259075849Im eating tendies right now i need time alone forthat
press the attack morde y/n?
>>259076461is that vg vs vgs new sakih squad?who would win?
>>259076993all in on yuumi going 0/10
>>259076993>talon>evelynnyou dumbasses lost.
>History lessons with HashName a comfier stream (you can't).
>>259074540>He's gonna get nerfed because retards REFUSE to buy a QSSIt's basically a 4v5 if he can't freely ult the ADC.
>lost my friends to tftdid this happen to anyways else as well?
>>259077656Not sure. I'm busy playing tft.
>>259077274>wanting to listen to that libcuck who is wrapped in white guilt and scared of muh conservative boogiemanwhy?
>>259077656>Lost my duo buddy to OverwatchLeague's just not the same.
>>259077656No I don't have friends
Im going to draw lewd Lulu picturesGimme ideasIf you compliment Lulu in your post, I will give your request a higher chance to be picked
>win a fight at 28min killing 3 of them>pushing down bot inner and inhib turret>enemy team forfeitshuh
>>259077778He's only a libcuck when discussing US politics (at which point you should either turn his stream off or mute it).
>>259077853Lulu getting impaled on a rusty spike
>>259077805lost my apex squad buddy to leaguefuckin weak
>>259077778>conservacucks are in my video game thread trying to gaslight people about their corrupt control of the government being a "boogeyman">this is considered on-topic because they'll accuse anyone who is "related" to the thread of being a libcuck for having normal mainstream and rational opinionsFucking mods do your job and purge this /pol/ cancer already.
>>259077853lulu holding hands with luluposter and telling him it's time to stop
>>259077656I lost my friends to final fantasy, we're all gonna make it, brah
what's with camille and being able to just sprint at you from a screen away even if you run away from heralso how do I do the E + R thing where you charge at them from max range, get the E damage and also fear them for the full 1.5sec? I don't know the timing
>>259077927Why the fuck is he a leftist? He totally seems like the type of person who loves alt-right 4chan politics
>>259077274Does he still whine about MUH BRUISERS being too weak and everyone else overpowered? Is his ego still ridiculously fragile?
>>259077853Lulu hugeifiying Nami's boobs because Lulu is a cute little mischievous yordle!!!
>>259078295be my support pls
>toxic tyler1 wannabe shitter goes 7/24 on draven>posts crab rave better adc wins video after being hard carried by rivenhmm
>>259078304How big? Double the size? Triple? Perhaps more?
>>259075357>enemy midlaner roams bot more than once but our midlaner is still down in CSas a mid player nothing makes me angrier than repeated roams bot for an armless adc
>>259078258I legitimately have no idea, most history buffs are right leaning. Yet the moment American politics comes up he turns into a borderline commie. >>259078264That was like 2 years ago, now he whines almost exclusively about mages/Riven.
>>259078304I'm gonna back this one. Because the world needs more huge Nami titties.
>>259078409Triple would be nice! If you want them bigger though I cannot complain!
>>259078401riven gang RISE UP \o/
>>259073941>have tremendously frustrating series of losses>two against blatant elo booster/smurf types with 80%+ winrates>one a 2-29 15 minute surrender where you had both kills>two games with victory in reach until some retard gets caught out 35 minutes in>finally win a game feeding on autofilled support getting carried by an ebin ribbon maina disheartening day of league
>>259078572I agree and thank you!!
>>259075357>Tell team to do X>Team does Y instead>They all die because Y was retarded>They find a way to pin the blame on meI try to avoid shotcalling because whenever this happens I go from 0 to full-tilt in a second.
>banned in hashinshin months ago for a reason i cant even fucking rememberWhat do you think i did bros?
meh, 200 ping all game and yi actually intentionally feeding means shitpick game not a fun time.sorry karma, that one was a bad time.
>PC blew up 8 hours ago>already suffering from league withdrawal Help me bros..
>>259079240game in question
>>259079145bro don't u fucking dare defend gangplank u deserve to be permabanned
>>259079420>talon rekt your shitwow who would've guessed>>259079145Tell him Hilary Clinton isn't nor will ever be our Lord and Savior.
>>259079145I got banned in Hashinshin for saying it was ironic that Akali is more powerful than Zed. That dumb autistic faggot deserves all the pain and suffering he gets.
Tell me a secreti was invited to a bachelor party but i dont wanna go because everyone in there become annoying as fuck when they get drunk
>>259079745i sometimes finger myself in the gym showers thinking of getting raped by the big strong men there. the excitement of potentially getting caught makes me cum so hard
Where is the hashinshin dick pic
>>259079745I fap to ahri porn while thinking about erichan
>>259079745I only have one testicle.
>>259079863I like Limmie! Even though I'm too afraid to talk to him!
>>259078934fucking holy shit you just triggered me. Last game we grouped as 5, won a teamfight, took enemy mid inhib, then recalled. Barron was up in 40 seconds. The whole team was spamming "go barron" and I fucking went toplane to clear the wave so we could go to barron right after since mid and bot were already fucking shoving. The team went fucking mid despite already having the mid inhib down and then fucking forced a fight 4v5. They said we can't barron while they're all still up and we needed to fight, and that I was a fucking retard for going top instead of going barron.
>tfw no irl sona gf
>>259079828Nice! Fish tits!!!
>>259079745you should just go for a good drink then come home feeling niceI hate lol but I like lolg
>>259080058>>259079828>tfw you will never have Nami tiddy sashimiAll that fat, it must taste like heaven.
outlaw can we play pls
If I play Vayne, should I just avoid pressing E until the enemy psyches themselves out? Seems like everyone flashes on the attack animation, so it could guarantee the stun if you just wait.
>>259079745I want to die
>>259079745 i try to come of as a sweet little softboy on lolg but im actually a massive toxic asshole with 3 permabanned accountsIm also a footfag
>>259080958are you a cute softboy irl tho?thats what matters
>/lolg/ girlsWho are the best /lolg/ girls (male)?
>>259081113Yeah kindaI look a bit like SuperMetroid desu
tft is so much fun while watching streams like OWL!!! i'm so glad i gave it a try! I was a bit afraid at first, but it's fun, especially with friends, even if i'm a bit bad!
Am I the only one who hasn't touched TFT yet? The mode just doesn't look like any fun to me.
>>259081373cute, now be brave again and try sucking my dick
>>259081487sorry! i might be in a relationship? it's complicated!
>>259081452is he still in the discord?
>>259081594damn, ill just admire you from afar thenstay cute
>>259081654discord? lolg discord died brogood riddance.
>>259081704werent there two of them after the first died?
>warwick goes cinderhulk>he's fucking useless all gamenothing new there
My zed? Cleanhttps://streamable.com/cl11p
Serious question should I remove waifu lily from my friends list I dont want to be arrested
>>259081704and those are dead as well
>>259081671i'm euw anyway!
>>259081594>i might be in a relationship>its complicateddo tell
>lower than roleplay trash>lower than overmemeWhat went wrong lolbros?
>>259081983>do tellok so here's the gist of it>tumultuous friendship with a guy, where we're both a little 'should we should we not'>he ends up being in some relationships with awful people>we have talked more recently, and been a lil' like "visit!">i end up spilling that i have strong feelings for him still and he says it's mutual but he probably literally needs therapy from his last ex>we're gonna have a dinner when he visits! and take it from there!anyway i love tft!
>>259082118the channel with most viwers has 6k right nowtft basically killed league streamers at least temporaly, toast and forsen are stealing all the viwers, qtie who was already hardly pulling 6k viewers had 2k viewers yesterday, today he didn't even stream, the only big league streamer left is tyler who consistenly gets 15k viewers
WHERES THE /VG/
Have you guys seen the hashinshin nudes?
>>259082363Being fuck buddies aint exactly a relationship
>>259082363>he probably literally needs therapy from his last exWhat is with people these days - what happened to understanding that a previous relationship was shit and moving on. When did people start needing a third party to fucking analyse the situation. She a hoe, or he an ass-wipe, don't need to pay some shrink to micro-manage the situation.
Just got to Silver 1 boysi legit feel like i am improving
>>259082971free health care!>>259082707no pal, i love this dude.
>>259067886here you go I found it
/vg/ up join now
>>259083248i'm new! how do i join!
>>259083018nice! it feels good when you're climbing!
>>259083120>free health careYeah I live in a country with free health care too but that's not how it works - somebody is paying for that shit, it's just easy for you to distance yourself from the cost since it doesn't come out of pocket. Seriously, why does "your last relationship was shit, you're better off without him / her" require being subsidized?
>>259079937Sorry to rain on your parade but Limmie is a girl (female). I was as disappointed as you when I found out.
>>259083305add me IGN:SmallTitsBigGun
>>259083330idk i'm not the one with the issues /shrug!>>259083397region?
>>259083121>this is considered white in America
>>259083439Na>being on any other server
>>259083439So you've got a thing for damaged goods?
>>259083586nah man, i loved this dude before that
>>259082118nothingtwitch just lost flavor
>>259077853Lulu planting her face in Soraka's behind please.
>>259083659Just try to bare in mind that when it comes to people who end up in a string of bad relationships - that often says leagues more about their mental state / ability to have a healthy relationship than that of their asshole partners.
>>259083792Thats too impure for Soraka
>>259083830i mean this was one where his gf literally broke his ribs once
>>259083620>>259083792God you are so fucking retarded.
>>259083843Yes which is why it's great! >>259084029I don't know what you're talking about anon.
>>259079745Im a chronic masturbator that is always looking for people to jerk off to league girls with. Its come to the point where I add random people in game and they just think im some sort of freak. I cant help it. Every single day im jerking 5-6 times to all these league girls.I hope tft is temporary and will leave soon.
>>259083894ign? i want to talk about stuff
>>259083894Yeah so why does this ineffectual beta keep ending up with shitty women? "Don't stick your dick in crazy" is the blase way of putting it but your hidden gem of an 'will you - will you not' boyfriend doesn't sound like a prize catch.
>>259083018>another /lolg/ friend wont play apex with mecmon son! I dont bite unless youre a cutie
>>259084396i'm euw baby>>259084464idk, worst case it just doesn't work out, and that's ok
>>259083121She uploaded these new photos to her SoJ.Is she autistic?
>>259079745I love my Soraka programmed skin
>>259084776>>259083121Is she truly /lolg/ best girl?
>>259085148There is just one downfall.
I WANT TO MAKE LOTS OF 1/4 DRAGON BABIES WITH SHYVANA
if it wasnt for sometimes loading into my secondary role, or autofill, I pretty much exclusively play Twisted Fate and Aurelion Sol
>be jungler>do absolutely nothingwhy not just play a bot game ???
Who would he main?
>>259084776That jacket is actually fucking based
Have a wonderful night, Anons! It's time to sleep and have good dreams. Don't stay up too late!
>tfw finally getting back into the swing of things after a long break
>>259086554b-but anon! i'm having so much fun watching owl and playing tft!!!!! it's nearly 6 am
>they keep changing shit every day in PBE
>>259086946haha nice *dabs*
>>259084776>that hentai hoodieIs it autism?
>being the typical lux abuser>ezrael asks me why I'm playing so far back even tho I have aftershock and barriersurely the point is that's for when I get ran at, instead of going in there guns blazing facetanking everything a jhin and veigar can throw at me
Can they give Morg a good, cute skin? I really, really, really want her to get a Star Guardian.
What would you do if Taliyah asked you to have lunch together with her during recess?
>>259087538>Aftershock vs Veigar supportAnon, how shit are you? Veigar is one of Lux's easier match-ups. Every single ability you have outranges him.
I wish these egirls would fuck off from the adc role it used to be a role for CHADs to outplays entire teams diving you
>>259087939chad has always been mid delusional lucian player
>>259087674call up the lynch mob, ain't gonna be no niggers at my school
>>259087538the ezreal is a pussy what hes trying to say is fucking use ur abilities and stop afking at krugs fotm playing freak
>>259087538> Staying at bitch range against a Jhin + Veigar lane as Lux, in an Ezreal lane no less.Son you the second they move up for CS they should be being clobbered by your poke at you out-range them by a mile. Also when tf are you going to get that AS mileage against Veigar Jhin? They aren't going to bum-rush you any more than you're going to rush them.
>>259087674"Whoa there Taliyah, I didn't see you behind that massive nose!"
>>259088212>>259087993https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7cKc_gpFpYname a more CHAD role honestly, I'm not talking about the egirl adcs hiding behind 3 tanks autoing and flashing away from a support looking at them the wrong way.I'm talking about 1v1 duels outplaying bruiser and mage cucks
>>259088305way too whiny to ever be chad sorry bro
whew games where you are losing the entire time really test your fucking mental
>>259088305> Spoon fed highest CS in the game by being babied for 25 minutes> Literal heal-bot soraka protecting you back when her kit was abusive> Barely manage to scrape out a 1v1 kill back when twitch had OP stealth with Soraka ultOh yeah, a big chad play that one. That aside ADC is prob the least chad role of all as it requires being literally hand-held and babied through laning to do anything. Closest is probably the rare actually good jungler who forcefully drags every lane across the finish line into a lane advantage, forcing objectives, taking shit from the enemy jg and making them look like a bitch etc. Bonus chad points if they only build damage for a lead and switch to tank / utility.
>>259087939it was never the chad roleits either egirls or sissysjust like top is for bratty subs and supports is full m
What would Morgana do if I told her Kayle was a better lay?
where do you guys get play rate %s of champs in different roles and most common builds and stuffknow there's a website for it but can't find it after not playing for a while
>>259087538why a dbd pic
what are some champs to play if i'm welsh?
>>259089179She wud hab sex with u!!Is that the answer u wanted stupid incel?
>dongler xD just like in my memes>"hi im faggot"why are lolbabs such soulless npcs?
>>259089471>>259089471go back to r eddit you kike
>>259089471Have sex mad little incelIf morg was real she wouldn’t even look at you twice
>>259088038idk what else to play if I get filled support but ye I tend to just stay out of range of any monkey business especially if lee sin is making the rounds again>>259087745>>259088043had aftershock for the lee sin, zed and irelia but ye
so this fucking freak picked riven agsinst me so i picked renketon and killed her 7 times and told hjer to set herself on fire and burn in hell haha
wtf is this language, where the fuck did I land
>>259087939ADC is the girl role because they're always worried and seek attention so have to play in the lane with the most peopleSupport is the chad role because they don't really give a fuck about the game
>>259089940based and crocpilled
ranks 2 and 3 of morde's ult only reduce the cooldown by 20 seconds (to 120 and 100 seconds from 140 at rank 1) that's really not too big of an advantage. I think it might be better to wait until you've maxed your E then get a second point in R.
how shrivelled does your vestigial little pindick have to be to play rengar?
ok now this is epic
Kennen lost this lane and I lost this game.
>>259069171Does she hangout here ? I may have nutted to her artwork a few times
>>259090449t.seething eve main get fucking dabbed on tranny
What champ would Obama main?
>>259090747>teleporting to a lane minion right after dying to a ganknoobish
>>259090852tank ekko top
>haha bro why is your win rate so low? you're the only constant :)
>>259091029>vayne013you never had a chance
>>259090785so 2cm, thanks for confirming
Is there any point in ever buying a tear any more? You can charge an Archangel's in like a minute
>>259091860cousin lets go bowling
so are you dick heads going to buy GTA: San Andreas Garen and/or Lucian?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM FUCKIGN RETARDED SOME ONE HELP ME I CANT FUCKING CONTROL IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>259092094I'll buy the Darius one when it comes out
>>259092094>>259092320boyband skinline when
>The enemy team is in dragon pit>I'm playing Aatrox >I'm the only nearby survivor>Pop ult and dive in while the rest of my team runs in to clean up after me>ACE>mfw enemy team ff @ 15I didn't even need to use my revive.
>win 11 games in a rowuh oh here it comes boys
>>259092320god they need to pump more chars out with this skinline i'll go into debt for it
i want like a backstreet boys/nsync skinline to complement the k/da skinline
Top main here, I'm tired of being irrelevant most of the time, should I start learning adc or mid? Hardstuck plat
>>259093134Play mid, adc isn't a good role to climb, no one knows how to peel or teamfight with a fed adc and you can't farm your lane opponents if your support is autofill which happens like half the time.
>>259093134do you take tp?i always take cosmic insight and tp because i was in the same boat as you and i fucking love teleport ganks or clutch teleports. i always build lucidity boots whenever it wont completely screw me over for the same reasons. im also plat 3 so im kind of in the same boat as you. i just really like tp ganks and global presence, i have more fun playing the game that way so i just play like that
Can't wait for that pathetic luxfaggot ITT to kill himself after his dogshit nonchamp gets nerfed
>>259093487still here btwi'll just play whoever else is overpowered when I get autofilled
>>259093134Mid, and just roam.
Are trannies better at LoL than egirls?
I want to have sex so bad
Why do r*dditards use phrases like>Unhealthy playstyle>Impossible to balance>Unfun to play againstOn every single shit they don't like? Aatrox revive? - Should be removed because impossible to balanceTahm Kench being strong in lane? -Unfun to play againstPyke heals his hp back? -Unhealthy playstyleNigger, your Lee Sin ult is impossible to balance, how about that? They should remove the knockback from Lee Sin's ult, because it's unhealthy for the game
>>259093865they're right, having a massive head and being silly doesn't change that
>>259093851Try tinderor grindr
>haha dude it's ad janna! i'm playing ad soraka le bananas lol!!! it's so wacky and randum!!why do you faggots do this?
>>259094362>>259094362>>259094362>>259094362move when ready