Isabella editionNitro Tour Grand Prix has started! Be sure to check the Grand Prix menu tab to see what all the challenges are for the day/week/month.Nitro Tour Grand Prix Intro Video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZQykLPzAMUGame Mechanics explained (most still apply): http://ctrgamers.forumotion.com/t1122-professional-guide-of-crash-team-racingIf anyone isn't quite aware of how N.Tropy takes your save filehttps://twitter.com/TheWumpaGem/status/1143517733914632192Wumpa coin earning rates have changed as of the latest patch.https://files.catbox.moe/fd1zwi.pngLast Race:>>258867138
/ctrg/ tournament and meetup when?
>>258994263>wanting to meet these autistswhy
>>258994407They don't seem that bad
>>258994571I can just imagine it'll be like that fortnite birthday party gif or webm but CTR themed
I keep having dreams about her. It feels weird.
>OP has a tripYou stop that shit right now
>>258994086Go to Crystal Challenge, select Lab Basement, set it to hard difficulty. Just AFK and when you DNF hit retry, it goes for 50 seconds and you get 15 coins for failing it. People were setting up remote play macros to get 7 nitro from it per run without having to touch the controller for hours at a time. They removed the nitro but left the coins after a recent update, if I'm eating lunch or something I'll usually just watch youtube while eating and press X once a minute.
>>258994845>me and girls about to DNF some lobbies
>>258994993Probably just did it for the megumers
>>258995041Does it still work? Lately I've been getting no wumpa coins while doing the easy shit for daily nitro sometimes..
>>258994990What kind of dreams exactly?
>>258995529Last night I dreamt I went swimming with her and the other girls and she wanted to see me surf in the water. That's all I can remember.
>>258995687I am jealous, last night my dream had me abducted by aliens and they put me into a machine that was just like those holes from that junji ito manga. Spooked me big time.
>>258995895Did you watch anything alien related recently? I can usually dream about these things by playing or watching things recently.
>>258995972Where can I find a girl like her??
>>258995972nope, unless oxide counts. I don't usually have any dreams, probably why I get spooked when a scary one comes along.
>>258994990I can't stop thinking about LizUnfortunately that's all I can do
krunkposter here again. i never got my question answered.does he have a differently colored ass because he’s based on a baboon or no?
Here is Ami with a gun, for all your Ami with a gun needs.
>>258996647Oh god, it begins
>>258995398It still works for me on the latest version of the game on PS4. Just make sure it is Crystal Challenge, I know some people were mixing it up with Crystal Grab.
>>258996213You always have dreams, you just don't remember them. Otherwise you'd be killing and eating people by now.
>>258933874>>258944978For the anon that wanted to see how to do the second half of the track without dropping USF, and how to take the shortcut, here is the webm as promised. I did it with an acceleration character like you wanted. It took me a few tries since I've only used Dingo for the past week or so, and it was the first time I've tried the shortcut desu.
>>258998124I forgot to say, at that big hill after the market, I find it much better to slide over it instead of jumping at the top, I didn't figure that out until a run or two after taking that clip. You spend much less time floating in the air and can get way more reserves from just boosting on the ground. You also take the corner faster, and tighter. I can make a webm of that too if you'd like.
HOPE YOU'VE ALL ENJOYED TWILIGHT TOUR TODAY
>>258997987Yeah. Dreaming is like your brain's save-file. It allows you to organize all the new information that enters your life in a way, as well as testing ways of solving problems, while having something to do with your muscle memory the way your body rests and repairs itself. It's been tested, if you are woken up before entering the "dream" state of sleep, people become erratic and psychotic, and it dosen't take long, 2-3 nights, wich is why, by ethics, we don't really know how crazy people become. And when you are black-out drunk, you don't enter that state of sleep, wich is why you feel tyred and disoriented.If you wanna remember your dreams, keep a notebook and write the first thing it comes to mind after waking up. After some days of doing this, you'd be able to remember parts of it or the whole thing, depending on how well is your memory and other factors. If you're good at it/practing enough, you can enter lucid dreaming.
>>258998138I'll be honest. They look great.
>>258998504I didn't played it today. Everything else was voted instead.
>>259000000I forgive you Megumi
>>259000128Thats pretty fucking cool, maybe I should do that. Thanks anon.
>>259000550First sign of insanity is that you stop dreaming.
Anons talking about dreams made me realize it's been now several nights I've been dreaming something Crash Team Racing related. Either dreaming of playing it with friends, being a character in the game, winning all the things and getting all the wumpas, character announcements... this game is consuming my life, just like it did 20 years ago.
Do you have to be going under a certain speed for the Sewer Speedway shortcut so your horizontal distance doesn't overpower the vertical boost and make you hit the wall just under the hole? Or is it just about when you press jump?
>>259001197Yeah. It's so close to the way I pictured their human form since childhood is almost uncanny.
>>259001317I found it easier when I had little to no boost, for the oxide trial just get as much distance from him as you can and slow down just before the jump
>>259001317I do it more constantly when I'm going with normal speed, and going straight. The boost from the jump to the sewer is just the acceleration I need for the jump at the edge to enter the hole.
>>259001440>>259001197Can say the same for wise tribesman aku aku, but never pictured uka uka as anything but a demonic entity
>>259001010I have had drifting experiences on my dreams, but that's all
Just unlocked Digital Tropy. Fuck Deep Sea Driving, Dragon Mines and Tiny Temple Oxide trials.
What are the button inputs needed to git this gud? He literally hops only once but he never loses SF on the ground during the U-turn.
>>259003684Looks to me like he drifts slightly, then releases acceleration, holds down brake + down/right on d-pad and finishes it with a small hop airbrake/u-turn before hitting acceleration again.
when I launched the game today one of the daily missions was already completed and it says that the time remaining is 5 dayswhat the fuck
>>259004713I think beenox accidentaly put a weekly in the dailies list
>you get 10 seconds reduced from your Relic Race time if you collect all the boxesWell that makes half the tracks FAR more easy.
>>259004713>>259004775Yeah, look at the requirement and reward too, that looks way more in line with the weekly challenges. And why would there be 11 weeklies and 11 dailies instead of 12 weeklies and 10 dailies?
this has probably been asked a million fucking times at this point but are the grand prix rewards exclusive or will they appear in the pit stop afterwards?seems a bit dumb if they're not totally exclusive
>>259006495Relix races are much more about hitting all the boxes than clearing the track as fast as possible. Doing both helps, though.
>>259007313We don't know exactly how non-exclusive they'll be.
Is Isabella meant to be russian? I thought she was Italian
>>259007913She is Italian, get your ears checked
>>259007951I saw someone say she was russian and thought they were wrong, lad.
>>259007983Someone thought Megumi's accent was German. There are really deaf anons.
>>259008396>character literally says shit in japanese in every language with ike! and dozo being the most common voice lines>anon thought she was GermanFurries are fucking deaf
>>259001010I have vague memory of something Crash related now that I think about it but not much beyond that.
>>259008731doesn't help Isabella literally says ciao at one point.
>>259008838I am italian, I just went to listen to the english dub and I can confirm though, sounds much more like a russian accent than an italian one.
>>259009520Don't talk to me Italian. You can't even speak your own language and speak a shitty Elementary version. Italians can't even tell the difference between their own voices and Greeks too. Like a Texan that thinks his own accent is from Oklahoma or some shit.
>>259000615fuck, have I gone insane years ago and don't realize it yet?
anyone else totally given up on being oxide's ghostscrash cove is kicking my ass
>>259009843This picture is perfect
>>259000615>haven't had a dream since I was 13
>>259003806How come he doesn't lose SF by braking while on the ground?
PS4 arriving on Saturday, lads
>>259010128My Pro arrives tomorrow :^)
>>258993954So is this game like Mario Kart where top speed characters run everything and gitting gud is just drifting through entire courses or are other characters viable? I played with a buddy and I want to get into this but coming in as a MK player it felt weird and I'm not sure if it's worth playing whoever I feel like or if I'll inevitably just have to play an "advanced" character and get used to the different drifting.
Online mirror mode races fucking when?
>>259010347All characters except Turning are viable. That said, if you didn't like Mario Kart DS snaking, this entire game is like next level snaking.
>>259010759Well as long as I can play as characters that aren't lame top speed characters I'm willing to put in the work. How's Komodo Joe?
>>259010127why would he?
>>259010864not handling, so viable
>>259011275I thought braking on the ground kills your boost and reserves. How does it work, then?
Which control scheme do you guys use? Is there some slight advantage between classic or alternate style or is it just preference?
>>259009843>Ami turns into some kind of warp demon>Still got those god-tier thighsMust be Slaanesh's doing.
>>259011312aslong as you hold back while braking you won't lose reserves
>>258993954Are these character unlocks missable once the Grand Prix is over? I can't afford the game yet but the way my buddy makes it sound there are characters tied to these Grand Prix things which are basically monthly seasonal events?
>>259011427sometime after the grand prix is over all of its content will be added to the store regularly. you won't miss out on anything.
>>259011510Added to the store? Does that mean it's free now but will cost money if you don't earn it in a Grand Prix, or will it be free in the store as well?
>>259011395Huh. Alright. How reliable is the input when using the stick? I'm using the switch and its directional buttons are miserable to use.
>>259011580Right now, you fill up a seasonal "nitro meter", unlocking things along the way. When they're added to the store, they will be cosmetics like any other that you can buy with the ingame currency.
>>259011623I wouldn't know, I'm using an 8bitdo sn30 pro
Post Megumi pics pls.
>>258994263I don't know about a Meetup but I'm more than willing to host a tournament. The interest has to be there though
what if warp orbs decided to go in reverse if that's faster to hit 1st place
>>259012784What would the rules be? All maps, best avg position wins?
the duality of digital tropys
>>259010078Happy 14th Birthday. Go to bed earlier, dumbass
>>259014184I'm 27 and I sleep 9h a day
>>259014257stop smoking weed
>trophy girls>twilight tour>trophy girls>twilight tour>trophy girls>twilight tour
>clocks and orbs don't need nerfs
>>259014718it's the only way to paliate my chronic migraines without feeling like shit like with meds also I started to smoke when I was 20 so weed didn't make me stop dreamingstill good point
>>259015230It is very well documented that weed stops you dreaming. If you smoke weed, that is why you never dream.
>>259015298the thing is I stopped dreaming when I was 13 but started smoking when I was 20 so yeah, in this case it ain't the weed
Any switchbros still need the online friendraces? I need someone to lose to me on twilight tour while driving twaina
>>259015849I need to do the versatile racer one in crash cove - if you can help me with that I'll lose for you on twilight tour. My friend code is SW-1608-3458-9298.
>>469981125Did I play Mario 64 for the plot?Did I play Sonic 2 for the plot?Did I play Spyro for the plot?I know you're here
>>259016001I need those too. Just reply to me what to do.
On Relics like Cortex's Castle and Hot Air Skyway, Do you focus on going fast and getting the crates while on said path, or do you focus on getting the crates?I have already done Oxide's ship and it was a pain.
>>259016128Make a private lobby and I'll see if I can join you
>>259016309it says incompatible NAT types :( too bad
>>259016385Can try to fix that - what needs to be changed?
>>259016479we are different regions I don't think it can't be fixed
>>259016545What region are you? I was playing with a guy in a different region the other day and it worked fine
>first place already blue firing the fuck out of there>probably won't be hit until after the first lap if he can keep it upThis is not how this item is supposed to FUCKING WORK.>>259015216lmao owned
>>259011395Do you let go of the brake button or the back button first? I keep losing my reserves trying this
>>259017448I'm sorry, letting go of back? Never let go of back. Never
>>259013413I was thinking about using a cup format depending on the amount of players we get. Best average position would win, and all tracks would be in the pool other than sewer speedway for obvious reasons. I'll set up a straw poll in a bit
What's the absolute shortest track? Not counting exploits.
>>259018635I'd rather drive Sewer speedway than maps with big skips / lap exploits like Papu's
>>259018694I think it's roo's tubes. WR is like 1:13 or 1:14
>>259018782I mean, anyone using unintended shortcuts and lapskips would be out anyway. But if that's a track most wouldn't want to play on I'd take it out of the pool.
So with crystal challenges not giving nitro on failure anymore, is there any other way at all to grind nitro while idling? I started a bit late and after doing 90% of the challenges I'm still only at 22k waiting for my dailes and weeklies to reset.
>37 seconds for platinum Sewer SpeedwayWhat the fuck
>>259020229you can go negative seconds in that level with the -10sec bonus
>>259020229It's easy. Just get all the boxes. Relics are a puzzle game, not a racing one.
They are going to put the character gp skins back in the store aren't they? It wasn't just a "it's here for one day and if you don't have the wumpa sucks to be you" deal is it?
>>259018694crash cove? there's only like one shortcut
>>259021747idc as long as i can get the crunch racing skin, whether during or after the gp
>>259021747Yes but not right away it seems. Maybe in a few weeks or months
>>259018694>>259021942Top 3 shortest maps without exploits by WR time are Jungle boogie, Roo's tubes and Coco park in that order
>>259022271ah. good to know
>>259022257a few weeks? aren't there less than 20 days left of the grand prix? I just expected them to be rotated through daily like the nitro girls are.
Started playing the game somewhat recently and yesterday started attempting the time trials to unlock N Tropy and damn, are the Tropy time trials really the marker of a player being halfway competent? I've seen videos of these guys who seem to be able to slide boost through the whole stage without hitting a wall, how do I get good enough to maintain that sort of control while sliding?
>>259022732Are you new or old to the game? i mean the original one btwif it's the first , get used to the mechanics in the game by completing adventure mode and the rest of the shit.If it's the later, defeating tropy it isnt that hard, just boost and use your reserves whenever you have the chance and use accel/speed characters depeding on the stage. The real deal to define a good player are the Oxide challenges or time trials.
>>259022732I'd say Oxide times are more the halfway competent marker, Tropy times are more like proof that you know the game mechanics on a basic level.Just practice more and experiment how the drift angle differs when you hold down+left or right
>>259022732practice; you have to get familiar with tracks and their shortcuts/exploits, and mechanics like TT, air brake/air u-turn, bunny hopping, achieving SF/USF, and maintaining it.complete adventure mode first so you can get a feel for the original tracks at least. then start practicing on tracks like electron avenue, hot air skyway, cortex castle, tiger temple, hyper speedway, etc.from there, start racing online and get used to people smoking you, until you learn how they're smoking you. from there you slowly keep improving
>>259023259>>259023330>>259023371I was like 8 or 9 when I played the original and I only ever really played it with my brothers, so I'm pretty sure none of us were really that good even though we did play the shit out of it with each other.Thanks for the advice dudes. I have beaten adventure on medium (not 100%) and yesterday I did beat the Crash Cove Tropy trial, so that's a start.
>>259024102good shit. just keep playing/practicing and you'll eventually get the feel for it.best of luck and always strive to git gud
>>259022732In all seriousness a large chunk of the Tropy time trials aren't very hard. I came into Nitro Fueled fresh without having played the original, i don't consider myself a good player (maybe slightly above average if even that) and i could beat most of them easily, except for the Oxide Station one, and that one only because you need to beat Tropy's time twice and i really suck at that windy, curvy track with a speed character. If you can learn to snake/maintain SF for as long as possible that is already a big step. Also: shortcuts. You'll eat people up online by default for just knowing shortcuts that they don't, and taking them, like the Blizzard Bluff jump, the fence jump in Out Of Time, the shortcut over the hill in Coco Park and so on. Combining maintained SF with these will win you every online lobby against halfbaked noobies even with a certain degree of orb/clock spam and have you go toe-to-toe with other people who actually have a good understanding of the game. True mastery comes with keeping USF, braketurning and a few other tricks, and all you can do there is practice until you get it down. It feels great to hold USF for long, even if it's not for whole laps.As another anon said, Tropy is basically a skill check for applying the basic understanding of things, though he can be a bit of an ass in some courses. They're not even perfect ghosts. Another anon mentioned one course has an Oxide ghost that flat out drives against a wall, and i've also seen Tropy not just drive against a wall, but bounce off the map into a pit also.
>only things left for me to learn are better lines (somewhat doable) and u-turning>always, ALWAYS panic and mess up my inputs when trying to u-turn, end up losing all reservesI guess I already reached my limit
>>259024520I think it feels worse to realize you reached your plateau than to know that you just still suck from inexperience. It's really hard for me in any game to get off my plateau and go beyond, and i usually really notice when i hit it. Just gotta keep trying it, anon
>>259024520>ever accepting you've plateaued every time you mess it up you're a bit closer to perfecting it, just keep trying
>>259024756>>259024802There are games where I spent over 1k hours and I'm not as good as the time would suggest. Eh, who knows.
>>259024876Me with fucking Monster Hunter >>259024802This is true. Even when you plateau you still improve, although in smaller steps.
Considering the connection issues on switch and the low playerbase on Xbox, I will be focusing on PS4 for /ctrg/ related events. https://strawpoll.com/55p4184b
>>259024520is this an /o/ meme I don't understand?
>>259025298how exactly would that even work
>>259025362Nah it's just the usual "if you only knew" meme but with a car instead of a human
>>259025298I would want to learn about the ruleset and date / time before answering this
>>259024410Coco Park has a short cut?!
>>259025795Technically it has 2The First one needs SF and jumping at the right time the second needs hopping to maintain speed
>>259026184no SF is needed, obviously it's faster with it but it saves time even without it
>Digital Tropy in the top 5% cart with platinum paintI can't wait to be the ultimate chad and then lose every race
>>259026408I dunno.I see people do the hill shortcut and while it might shave them part of a second, I'm usually zipping along right next to them on the track.I rather keep my boost going than cutting through the grass.
what's the hardest track to chain USF on? i find out of time to be harder than oxide station
>>259025592I'm just trying to gauge interest, the ruleset and whatnot would come after I get some responses
>>259027037Cortex Castle is the only one I haven't been able to do a full USF run with a speed char yet>>259027104EU friendly time? Weekend? EU or US host?
>>259027037For me it's cortex castle, shit's impossible as a speed char, I pretty much lose it before the very 1st jump of a new lap
>>259025298I haven't played since the PS1 and only getting the game this weekend for PS4 but I'd be interested even if I hadn't had the chance to relearn the game.
>>259026914Anon, they jump OVER the grass getting a boost then they jump again for a second boost.
god I'm in a lobby full of super aggressive item userson the previous track no one was able to pull ahead and we all trickled into the goal after each other, but in the next race I was able to get a big enough lead to get away from everyoneand everyone's voting for super short tracks, this is hell but fun though
>>259027156Weekend of course. I'm in the US on the east coast but I'd try to find a time to accommodate the EU players. >>259027835Anyone is welcome man.
>>259026914It's objectively faster if done correctly, however it's a popular spot for beakers/nitro so you might want to cut grass from the right side of the shortcut if you can't afford the risk of a trap
>>259024102I think the Crash Cove time trial is actually one of the harder ones, don't be put off by it
>Race starts and I pull ahead>Get swarmed with orbs and missiles, fall behind and can't catch up>Race starts and I am behind>Get beakers and TNT and first place pulls so far ahead I can't catch themIT'S NOT FAIR
>>259029965>those races when you just get nothing but masks regardless of position
>>259031535>get raped by items and fell down 3 times on Hot Air Skyway>guy in first place laps me while sporting USF and a fucking mask
I hate the blizzard bluff jump so fucking much, I have only made it once in God knows how many attempts.
>>259032483It's not that bad once you have the line-up. Carry SF over the easy-as-fuck lake jump and then do 2 perfect boosts while on the road as you approach the fence. Jump just as you pass from the solid road to the offroad section so it doesn't slow you down as much, and once you're at the little crest of snow jump again and you should go over the fence.If your timing is a bit off you might clip the fence and not clear it completely, but you won't crash into it
>>259032905Not him, but what about the river? I swear that one is as inconsistent as Sewer Speedway.
>>259033684SF, jump at the last moment
>>259032905I was actually talking about the river.
>>259033684>>259033772wait, you have trouble with that? granted, i sometimes hit an invisible wall on the ledge, but aside from that i dont see whats hard about it
>mfw motorsport tawna later on today
>Control+F "megumi">only six resultsWHAT THE FUCK???!?????!?
>>259035354Megumibros are too busy holding hands with best girl Megumi to post here.
>>259034719>still 10k nitro shortWhy did they even put this annoying grind system in the game, it's not like they're making any money off it
>>259034719>less than 700 points away>ran out of challenges for the day>going to get her tomorrow and use her maybe once because I can't play anything that isn't speed
>drive abysmally>1st placed every online race todayIs it school kids power hour or something?
>>259035678accel is the best thing to try instead of speed, give it a shot. everything else is shit tho
>>259036106Well to be fair I do use Pinstripe once every 30 or so races online. That and whenever dailies require usage of non speed chars
>>259036289I find accel good in tracks where turning characters have some problems. Electron Avenue and Deep Sea Driving seems to be great ones for accel because they can turn quicker and maintain USF easier.
>>259035541activision usually makes a grindathon event very soon other week to set a precedent for how long you unlock stuffthen 48-72 hours into the second one they open up a microtransaction store so it looks like they're 'solving' the problem they made themselves
Which relic races should you just speed through and which are you required to hit all boxes?
>>259036735I would unironically pay for a season pass with all the grand prix stuff. I love the game, but doing the same stupid daily/weekly challenges over and over again isn't fucking fun.
>>259037028Slide coliseum and turbo tracks are the only 2 you can really do without grabbing all the crates but for any other track getting them is absolutely necessary for plats. Maybe not Papu's pyramid but only if you can get the skip on all 3 laps
>>259037137yeah, they deliberately go out of the way to make not fucking fun because morons will let them siphon money off them to 'skip' the unfun part
>>259037362>>259037028The only ones where I felt I had to go get 100% of the boxes to get the plat were Papu's, NGin and Coco Park.In bunch of tracks like Dragon Mines you need to pick up most of the boxes though, and plan a route for them
>>259037787I still wonder how the fuck Sewer Speedway plat works. Does it absolutely need all 70 boxes too? how many could i scrape by with? I know there's a bunch of good crates up on the shortcut so it's probably good to go up there on lap 1.
>>259038115Always go for max crate breaks if you can help it, there's an extra bonus for getting every crate on the stage.
>>259038243I know, that's how i've been cheesing a few plats so far even on tracks that don't really need them
>>259037137I hate people like you. You are the problem here.
>>259037137I don't find the grind that unbearable, safe for doing weeklies in a single day together with the dailies, but that's not really needed anyway. Playing for 2-ish hours a day keeps me warm, at least.
>>259038354>that's how i've been cheesing a few plats so farIt's not cheesing. The importance of hitting boxes is what separates relic races from time trials.
>>259038739And it's also what makes having the platinum paint more impressive than having digital Tropy
>finish race>all my wumpa coins are gonewhatfuck this new update
>>258993954Beep beep, ciao!
>>259040225What a rush!
>>259039006get n tropy'd
>>259041849I miss the visual clock effect from the old game
>>259031535>Races where game just keeps handing you bombs
>bored enough of the game to sell it alreadyWell it was fun while it lasted bros.
>>259038608Around 2-3 hours a day is enough for the quick challenges and dailies, including some weeklies, to begin with.
>>259042075Why did you buy it if you had no intention of getting good beyond good?
https://youtu.be/MEGAQ-OwIQk?t=221This review is hilarious just because of how bad the guy is at the game.>"I've played about 25 to 30 matches online so far, and I've only come in first place for two of them.">"I HAVE WON MANY MORE SINCE WRITING THE SCRIPT FOR THIS VIDEO."Holy shit which one of you anons DNF'd him, I know it was one of you.He's trying to defend himself in the comments trying to say he's not shit at the game, and people are just spamming "git gud" at him.
>>259043560His point is valid though, the game needs MMRt: tryhard
>>259043560>>259043763Why are people begging for MMR in a fucking kart racer. Either git gud or cope.
>>259044308Because it's more fun to play close games against people around your skill level? Do you get excitement out of DNF'ing noobs? The /vg/ weekend lobbies with multiple decent players have been by far the most fun online experience I've had so far
>>259043763Sometimes you just get a lobby with demigods, sometimes you get a lobby with turboshitters. I was put almost exclusively in shitter lobbies for my dailies today, won about 15 out of 18 races despite driving like dogshit. Speaking of which, why do i see players, i assume they're newbies, hop a bunch around corners instead of drifting and hopping even more as they're just driving? They don't boost or even go into the drift like ever. Seem to think it makes them faster. I thought that was removed.
any other ps4 europeans, are the servers really shitty right now?
>>259044559>Do you get excitement out of DNF'ing noobs?Honestly yes
>>259044989Clutching out a narrow victory against a good player feels so much better though
>>259045161Undoubtedly, but they're kind of rare to come by in randoms
>>259045558yes and that's why the game needs MMR
>>258998124>>258998449Anon who asked, thanks a bunch for this, really appreciate it. The bit I was really struggling on was not crashing into the walls on that final stretch of the tunnel after the USF pad. I could drift, but I could never get my lines right. I'd always jump off the stall. I'll try drifting off like you did
>got all the bandicoot slutsNo I no longer need to play for the rest of the month
>Playing Blizzard Bluff>Penta ahead of me gets hit with boulder>Still makes it over the shortcut gapHow do I do that
>>259043763>>259044308I saw someone say that before release, Beenox said there is a hidden matchmaking system
>favorite Speed character is Papu Papu>he only has recolor skinsI hope the next GP gives a Papu skin
>>258998449You mean the hill right before the finish line, right?I tried to take the USF stall the way you did just now, but it was in an online game and I flopped it pretty spectacularly. Will need to practice getting my lines right for that last stretch of road. It's keeping me from maintaining USF
>>259046639yeah I want to know this too. Basically as accel and even speed I find myself needing to hit that boost before the rock and keep it so I can make it. Maybe i'm just bad.>>259047063Yeah that and the fact there's only 4 total when Cortex has like 9 is pretty bumming.
>>259035354They realized the best girl is actually Tiny
>>259043560Why don't people just get good at it? Otherwise go fuck off to Mario kart. No shame in doing so.
>>259048090>Maybe i'm just badNo, I'm pretty sure you outright can't do it without a 2nd tier boost at least.
freind race for the weekly, anyone?switch
>>259050974>I'm pretty sure you outright can't do it without a 2nd tier boost at least
>>259044308Mario Kart 8 is far more casual than this game and it has MMR for its online.
>tfw pushing Ami faggots shit in with my niggas Polar, Pura, Ripper Roo.get fucked
>>259043560>https://youtu.be/MEGAQ-OwIQk?t=221Dead link, what was it
>>259051436you literally have sacred fire you absolute fuck
>>259052210I think it's the guy in front you're meant to be looking at
>>259052210Talking about the guy who literally gets flattened and makes the jump, faggot
>>259050974I just tried it with penta, you can make it if you get the jump just right and have at least the little red fire, which is 2x perfect boosts just before you jump. It's just that the jump timing has to be closer to perfect than with SF
>>259051436>>259052210>>259052282>>259052359look at his speed, he didn't get flattened at all, it just desynced and looked like he got flattened on your end
>>259052282>>259052359That guy didn't get squashed. He literally didn't even slow down in the slightest even though you had SF.
Where the hell is Tawna's pink/blue colour?
>>259052190The owner deleted the video. Someone that sucked at the game, saying they are good at it, and should be winning more games, but there are "tryhards" who are at fault for him losing races and ruining matchmaking. Also saying the game modes are way too hard. Most of the video was him saying that he was bad, but not actually bad because "insert excuse", or jerking himself off over having the plat trophy. It was meant to be a review, but it came across as a big excuse to brag about being shit.
>>259044625If you see people hopping everywhere it's because the host is laggy.
>>259040225>>259040294V R O O MROOMV R O O MROOM
>>259053886>>259055132It's not available. It's in the game, AI can use it, but its not obtainable
>>259055528Crash is CUTE
>>259055356>>259055369That's fuckin' dumb. Give me it, Beenox. I got your stupid Nitro points.
>>259054030>has play trophy>is shitWow, how does that happen
>>259055369wait for real? is there a picture of it?
https://youtu.be/YIBMPyM0_Wk?t=47Is it possible to make this shortcut in skyway without USF?I can Air break, but I can't seem to get the full 180 no matter what. Where should I be aiming my Analogue stick/arrows?
>the only guy that doesn't leave after I DNF an entire lobby is the guy who can barely keep ahead of the CPUswonder what's going through the head of people like that
>>259056507Totally possible but harderIf you're using the analog stick, you need to be going almost straight down and slightly to the left. Hit the jump with enough horizontal momentum to make over the gap, let go of X and hold Square + 7 o'clock on the analog stickThen let go of Square and pin down X again before you hit the ground
we all agree on this
>>259056719they're probably just having fun even if they're not winning or finishingand/or they're high as shit
>>259056807I only agree with norm being based and Zam, Zem and Velo being in D tier. Everything else is mostly wrong.
>>259056807man i'm the biggest pentafaggot on this whole board and it still looks wrong to see penta in S
>>259056742Thanks, I'll try this. I almost always seem to end up not making the full turn. Generally I end just just moving about 90 degrees and facing the complete wrong way
>>259056839we just got sewer speedway so at least I could attempt to get gud at the shortcut, but I can only get it in 2 out of 3 laps on averageI saw him attempt the shortcut on the second lap 2, but he splatted against the wall. he didn't try again the final lap
>>259056807We're never going to agree on everything, but it'd say your taste is fairly respectable overall.
>>259056807Put all the NK characters in to Krunk tier and then it's correct.
>>259056807>meme norms>waifushit in S>nash that low>n.gin THAT lowNever seen such shit taste in 48 years of 4chan
>>259051125still up for this
>>259056807Papu Papu is based, he deserves higher than C, otherwise i can agree with most of this
>>259056046>beats all of Oxide's times>somehow still shit and acts like a salty bitch about it>calling people tryhardsWhen did being good at a game make you a "try hard"? As if utilising your understanding of basic game mechanics makes you the sweatiest fucking tryhard in the world at that moment, regardless of your concern for winning or the level of fun you're having. "Tryhard" has gone from "Sperglord who only cares about winning (which actually describes the typical person who says this shit now)" to "Somebody who won't hold back and hand me an easy win".
>>259056807>>259058610spoonfeed me this website if you dont mind, i want to make a tier list where everybody is nash
>>259055528Crash is cute and pure. That's why all the bandithots wants him.
>>259058654Calling people tryhards in the context of online games is double retarded because in my mind, someone being a tryhard means that they would ruin the experience of a casual match by playing their best which might ruin the enjoyment for one or more other players because he's on a higher skill level and curbstomping everyone, it's something that i only see a legitimately a problem if you're playing with friends and they're telling you they're not enjoying losing all the time. To put it simply tryharding is not sandbagging when you probably should sandbag. It's still a weird term and i'm sure some anon here will call me out on my weird definition of it. Either way the point is that you can't control how people play online, or how they have fun online. To some, tryharding online IS the fun. Is there something wrong with that? Not really.I'm baffled that guy would have the platinum. That means he had to have played on Hard and beaten all of Oxide's time trials. He should have no problem DNFing scrubs and keeping up with a lot of online racers.Was he just salty over getting clocked all the time?
>he doesn't jump off the rock in Coco park for extra boosthttps://twitter.com/Kashi_Kakes/status/1149433697948426240https://twitter.com/Kashi_Kakes/status/1149435651273588736first clip shows me catching up to oxide despite fucking up start boost and second shows what you can do with some speed.
>>259059462Looks more like a lovechild of Tawna and Isabella tbdesu
>>259059271I have been, actually ever since someone else posted that WR videoare there any other walls in the game that behave like that?
>>259059768aw fuck I just discovered this by accident, didn't know it was known already.
>>259059768there's a few, none of them are particularly worth going for outside of time trials that ramp on the last corner of tiny temple before the USF pad is a decent one though
>>259058610>komodo joe isn't god tierdo die in a hole with no friends you pathetic waist of air and carbon
>>259060029unless you run into every wall at launch like some poor QA tester working +70 hours a week you're unlikely to be the first one to ever discover something like that, sorry anon
Found a fucking insane bug on papups pyramid.Someone got eaten by a plant at the same time i got spun out by a clock directly into the plants dirt and I dont think the game knew how to correctly register who got eaten because it took all movement away from both of us and made us sit there the entire match.
>>259060912Should've recorded it.
>>259060912I've seen this happen to others
>>259061168I did. Uploading to twitter now.
>>259007313We just know that "the rewards will be in the future", how far in the future, all of them, limited times again, we just don't know.
>guy pulls ahead of me right before the finish line>fire my missile>it just misses and he winsReeee I should have had this Penta faggot what a choke
>>259061776Made a fucking discovery while uploading this by the way.The game suspends itself, disconnecting you from the servers temporarily but once i finished trimming the whole thing i was still in the game it suspended.Potential d/c loophole other than just pulling your lan cable and replugging quick?
>>259061787Next time win without a crutch
>>259024410Got Tropy a few minutes ago.Can confirm the last part. In Hyper Spaceway he takes the shortcut 3 times, but on the second lap, he fails and falls, giving you like 10 seconds advantage if you can take the shortcut the 3 times without fail.
FUCKING CRASH COVE KEKS I JUST NEED 4TH WHY 3 PEOPLE TRY AND SPEED PAST ME RIGHT AT THE VERY END.
How the fuck do people play Turn characters?Got bored of Accel and Speed so I thought I'd experiment. Balanced is just shit but Turn was aggrevatingly difficult to slide and boost, it just turns way too fast and ironically is hard to control.
>>259034719Today the sticker, tomorrow her outfit.
>>259062185I DNF them all on tiny temple so ive had my revenge.
>Mfw AI racers keep hitting me with sideways missiles while driving side-by-side on hard mode
>>259062473>Balanced is shitI keep reading this, but why is it? It feels the second best to me right below Speed.
>>259062805>the stat listing liesfucking wew
>>259062625Because it's actually slower than accel despite what stats say and having high turn is bad as it makes it harder to boost in a straight line
>>259062868stats were exactly the same in the original, as were the stat barsbeenox have faithfully recreated naughty dog's bullshit from 1999
>>259062473just turn lolhttps://twitter.com/Kashi_Kakes/status/1147022547680022528
>>259063205>1:31 on crash cove with a turning characterwow! you could just barely beat n. tropy's ghost with that skill!
>>259063431I can beat most oxide times with Roo so far, I just like that one cause Crash Cove is really hard to keep SF as a turning character.
>everyone in the race runs at the shortcut in tiget temple expecting 1 person to have something to open it>no one does and we all shamefully reverse away
>>259064620Kinda happend to me>We all blast eachother before reaching the door>When we get there most crash, others back up, 8th place with a mask hits everyone and opens the shortcut>Keeps the lead until the end of raceNot my finest moment.
>>259064973Why does everyone want to cuck Crash?
how in the fuck is a turn character going faster than anyone else at the very beginning of the race
Post yfw youre the pink megumi everyone hates.
>>259065537good start boost
>>259065537Perfect start boost retard
>>259065568>>259065609I got a perfect start tho
>>259059271there's a stone pillar that acts the exact same way in the CNK jungle arena
>>259065537either you're not getting a good enough boost, it's an AI, or they got hit from behind by another player
>>259065205Crash canonically gets cucked by Pinstripe
In Tiny Arena (the dirt track one), there's a boost pad I think before the starting line, and another one earlier after a turnI can't maintain USF. Should I drift into those even though they're on straights with jumps?
>Come home from new job>Start playing and DNFing ppl online>Get more stressed than when I was working because I'm too focused on winningThis isn't a comfy game
>>259065059Only in the Japanese version, unsurprisingly.
>>259066443meant for >>259066234
>>259066254Tiny Arena doesn't have USF.
>>259066642Oh I meant just SF then, whichever SF it is, I can't maintain it
>>259066793okay so to oversimplify a little:jumping off the bumps in the road to get the forward speed is generally faster, but will drain reservescontinually drift boosting over the bumps builds reservesif you can't maintain SF, you need to spend less time in the air and more time drift boosting. two of the turbo pads are almost impossible to miss if you just drift boost onto them
>>259066982One of them is just on a straight in the middle of the road, so I should just try drift into that too, right? I find it hard to stay straight when doing so
>>259065540Everyone hates that one? That's my second favourite.
>>259067115They hate them because theyre the "try hard" megumis.
>>259067293My favourite is still Lemonade Megumi. Got her surprisingly fast, doing the daily cups I got her in a few days.
>>259065540Tigumi is still the best.
>>259062625Put it this way. I was just racing Oxide's ghost a minute ago with Crash on Blizzard Bluff. Needed full SF for the river jump and I kept fucking up and hitting the wall at the beginning arch way shortcut because of the shitty delayed steering on balanced characters.Switched to Megumi.Not only was it much easier to avoid walls that would kill my boost, but she made the first river jump WITHOUT SACRED FIRE.
>>259067528That proves nothing. I've had people styling on me with Liz and Isabella, doing all the shortcuts evading all the shit. Specially in Blizzard Bluff.
what would a new character category (turning, speed etc.) be like?I'm thinking some gimmicky shit, like balanced but with -1 to all stats and jumps higher for easier shortcuts/boosting from smaller bumps or something
>>259062805>Speed is the only class that's actually up-front about what your stats are like.Based Speed tier.
who else basic n tropy + light blue retro cart?true patrician choice
What are you hoping to buy in 8 minutes, /ctrg/?For me, it's Liz just to finally get her
>>259068328actually Acceleration is the only class that's honestSpeed implies middling acceleration (lies), Handling implies middling speed and acceleration (both inaccurate), and Balanced is completely fucked upAcceleration's stat bars show 4 speed, 3 turning, and maxed acceleration, which is dead-on accurate
>>259068571Tiny or Dingo skinsI would also like that flames decal for Oxide's hovercraft but I think the store gives priority to newer stuff
>>259068571Hoping Crash Test N. Gin comes around again. It's the only skin that I still want from this event.
>>259068709Did it appear again? I'm just missing that one, Biker Tiny and Painter Dingo.
so today's challenges include...
Great game Beenox.
>>259069605Lmao yeah mine is displayed like that as well.
>>259069141also Biker Tiny is back today
>>259069843Cool, first thing I'm gonna buy.
>>259069605>>259069650Money well spent I see.
>>259067896It proves everything. It's literally slower and harder to use.
>weekend bonus startedLmao I forget the "weekend" starts on a Thursday night.Grind them Wumpa coins out, boys.
>>259070880it starts on Friday morning
>>259070880But it's Friday?
Should i Start a new adventure save on Easy just to get Oxides Ship?
>>259071285you should start a new hard mode adventure and git gud
>>259071285Just buy the Nitro Oxide edition and it'll unlock his hovercraft for you.Ez pz lemon squeezy.
>>259071907Isn't that pay to win
>>259071062Who do you think is the main nationality of people that play thisIt certainly isn't upside downers
>>259072639French people, actually.
>>259072474It's called playing it smart.Time is money after all.
>>259072474If unlocking cosmetics is what you consider winning I suppose.
>>259071476>>259071907I've already completed the game,I have all the Nitro Girls, Crunch, Some of the CNK characters (Nash and Small Norm). And in gold, nearing halfway.
>Crash Cove is selected>only need 8th place for the challenge>drive the wrong way getting nothing but clocks and masks>keep fucking everyone up every lap as I run onto everyone with my masks>shooting clocks while they're on the bridge and people sliding into the water>got my 8th place while fucking up everyone's race who were all probably trying to get a certain position their selves>challenge complete
>>259067528>but she made the first river jump WITHOUT SACRED FIRE.Show me how to do this. I thought you need SF.
>>259073508just jump later
>>259074124I don't know what to tell you other than keep practising it, with speed characters at least it's possible
>Hot Air Skyway>Dabbing on people while 2 laps ahead>6 warp orbs chasing me in the last lap>About to cross the finish line without any of them hitting me>Game crashes>No coins>Blueballed completely
>>259073508>>259074124Just jump twice lmaoThe off-road snow slows you down. With SF it doesnt slow you down enough to really matter unless you fuck up the jump timing.Jump onto the snow so it doesn't slow you down as much and then jump right at the peak to trigger the high bounce
Discard ALL trophy thots and Tawna too.Crash belongs to Coco. Submit to Coco.
>>259072883this meme is dead now
>>259074638I didn't lose any data, and even if I did your time pussy would just take 33 more beatings
>>259073461DNFing doesn't count for the challenge, nice blog though
>>259075254It did count for the challenge, retard.It's done, the challenge is completed.Don't act like you know shit when you got your facts wrong.
would you lick mr entropys braps if he ask politely kind siiiiir ???????? yes ??? yesssé*brapppssssss*
>>259074446Don't you have SF there though? He's saying without SF>>259074290I think I will, I play Acceleration but I'lll try it
>>259075559no i don't.
>>259075665oh my badi guess i#ll practice, you think non speed characters can do it too?
>>259076196What better reward is there than a trophy??
>>259076523No, that's a bandicoot.
>>259076196Nah, I'll just see you at the finish line, chump
Pura is prettiest boy!
Online sure is acting fucky, last race I was in, 2nd was DNF'd but 3rd and 4th weren't
>play well with speed>try accel with motorsport tawna>play like shitidk if learning the new drift lines is even worth it at this point
Anyone down to get the friend related challenges on PSN?
I really don't remember bowling bombs homing this much in the original
>>259078127Love to see you're still around Puranon
>>259076196>ywn discipline Liz when she's acting like a whore>ywn hold her and tell her she's worth more to you than a quick fuck>convert her into a wholesome christian wife
Anyone else prioritizing those country color packs that are 53% off? I'll be happy once I have all of those at least, because I'd rather spend 1750 now than 3600 later.
Getting real tired of watching a guy fly pass me with a mask 5 seconds after I get hit by it
>>259079848I'm not buying shit I'll never use just because it's discounted
>>259079883Yeah you're a comfy anon, I always smile seeing you around. Best of luck! Hope you're enjoying grand prix
>>259072639Latin-americans play a lot.
>>259080202T-Thanks anon! Glad to bring you smiles with Pura.
>>259079923its because your momentum carries you, this isnt mario kart, you straight up tumble like 200ft at full speed if you get hit
>>259080492How you handling the GP Puranon? You unlocked everything yet?
>>259080630no I mean I get hit and before they are even within 10 feet of me
Does Crash Bandicoot ever plow Coco or do they just flirt forever?
>>259080492are you the guy that posted the picture of musketeer pura first place against the nitro girls saying "stand down!"
bros i cant stand the neon green and blue nitro shit in every lobby for much longer
>>259081417Two more weeks and it will be babies, with pink and blue colours. You will start to miss green
>>259081582do we not even get off season time? i miss the post launch era
>>259081417Stop with this Grand Prix, wait for the next one.
>>259081417There's literally nothing wrong with playing Ami or Megumi, cope because it's only getting worse next GP.
>>259080213>>259080661I'm staying within the top 5% of the championship leaderboard atm, and no, I haven't unlocked everything yet I'm afraid
>>259081658We probably get some time off, I just guessed the grand prix would be at the same time every month, which would give us close to a week off
>>259081658Yeah, like a few days of rest in between the Grand Prixes, as they dosen't last the whole month.
>>259081582>rooms full of baby Crashes and CocosOh God the horror.
>>259081417with any luck once people unlock motorsport tawna they'll stop giving a shit about the nitro bonus
>>259081176That'd be me
So have we already seen everything that's gonna be in the shop rotation for this event? Feel like I've had an empty spot there for days now.
>>259081961Yes, it's more or less all cycled through already
>>259082026Oh alright cool. Guess I'll start buying up everything else I don't have then. Thanks bro.
>>259081894based puranon, do you play on ps4
Hosting a lobby on PS45/8 Cloudy-AM2
>>259082185Yea, I do
>>259082394Not joining unless you admit Megumi > Coco
>>259082394Is the gun loaded?
>>259082738As much as I love Megumi she has nothing on Coco>>259082856It will be if you don't play with me
>>259082394Where do you even live, your lobby times seem completely randomAnother lobby in ~12 hours?
>>259083216US, east coast. They are pretty random but I could open up a lobby around then as well
So as long as you hold down back braking won't fuck your reserves?
>>259083021I'm bad at the game, I don't want to disappoint you guys
>>259083854Don't be shy, its just for fun
i haven't been able to play since before the grand prix update but i'll be playing tomorrowwhat's the end date for it? is it too late to get the rewards?
how the FUCk do you maintain usf through the tunnel on n gin labs? I always lose it as soon as i come out
THE NEXT PERSON TO HIT ME WITH A BOMB WITHIN 40 SECONDS OF THE FINISH CAN SHOVE IT RIGHT BACK UP THEIR MCFUCKING ASS
>>259085553taken some just over a week to get racer tawna so you should do it if you play every day up until then and get a lot of the challenges done in the pro and themed section.
>>259085574do a triple-boost powerslide while you're going down it to maintain your reserves, and then start your next one just as the tunnel comes to an end, and you should keep it
Now that everyone's pretty much played the game for a long period of time, have you adjusted with your list or stayed pretty much the same
>get stuck on a lap rotation where the seals just before the shortcut jump are pretty much impossible to avoid >USF boosting cunt is already a third of a lap ahead >no clocks or orbs to keep the bastard in check how the FUCK do I keep USF past the 8 section in Polar Pass? Should I not be playing a speed character there?
>>259086276got a link to the list you used? I'm still playing speed characters, mainly dingodile when I'm not after nitro
AAAHHH I'M LEAKING
>>259086276Do you rike?
*blocks your path*
>>259086965>komodo joe still isn't god tierdie slowly and painfully and live through the suffering for 400000000000000 years
I'm beginning to be able to USF boost for most of a lap. It's not even that hard and it makes winning online pretty easy unless I'm up against someone that can hold it for a whole lap. Considering skipping out on the whole baby character month though. Do we know spyro's stats? If he's not balanced, I'll play him.
>>259086276Dingodile for life
Thanks for playing everyone
How the ding dong fuck do you do a short hop air turn? I keep losing my boost in Dragon Mines despite hitting the jump button before brake and I swear I'm letting go before I hit the ground.
>>259088763u turn in midair, its objectively better because you cant lose your speedbasically never air turn always air u turn
>>259088763You hit brake+jump (no gas), but make sure you hold down along with left or right direction; holding down helps keep your speed. This might help to visualize it:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CawTo8goaSw
All I can do is grind Nitro.No time for relic racers and/or time trials. Only nitro. I want the GP to end soon.
>>259090549Then a week of rest and brand new Grand Pix to grind.
>>259091328Hey don't get me wrong, the first week was fun.Now it's a chore.I'm sure I'll enjoy the new GP as well before it becomes a job again.I plan on sticking with CTR though, so I might as well get over it now.
>>259089067>>259090253Do I have to use the dpad? Or is the analog stick fine? I always stick to using the analog to better manage my drifts and I always find it hard to shift suddenly onto the dpad
>>259091328why would they do 2 GPs so close to each othera month before the next would have been optimal and prevents burn out
What are some songs to play while DNFing the whole fucking lobby
Anyone know what the reliable way to jump the fence in Blozzard Bloof is, or is it all complete guesswork and luck?
>>259091984we dont know just how dumb beenox are when it comes to this stuff yet.All we know is that prehistoric playground is 100% finished and they could drop it in the game at any time.
There may be people in the 5%, but can they launch bowling bombs backwards and hit item crates with a 100% success rate?
>>259092873I have and I'm number 10 on the leaderboard.I won't say which leaderboard or which system.
>>259093004Amateur, I'm 1, 2 and 3 on all platforms. All my different accounts are winners.
>>259093960Then friend, you have not seen the rest of me.
>>259091328When the next GP hits, I'm just gonna unlock the few things that I want and then let go of the game for a while
>>259090253>tfw I'm stuck on switch with a garbage d-pad and can't do this
TFW you are in a lobby and recognize everyone elses names from playing ctr the last couple weeks
Who /callousedthumbs/ here
>>259096387Dude same. The bad thing is that the stupidest name I've seen, absolutely dominates the 1st place.
>>259096459My hands hurt
>>259091954>>259094497Analog works also if held downward and diagonally. Found another vid that shows this too (around the 20 second mark)https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pZddW_tD5Bg I’m on switch too
>>259096459Started to use stick because D-pad was hurting my thumb too much.
>tfw my internet is down because of a storm>i work weekends Well there goes my weekend wumpa
I'm glad to see Crunch back lads, all we need is Nina and the worthwhile PS2 characters are in.
>>259098365>Think Crunch is completely uninteresting >Yet I also think his design is decent and am never upset he's thereThis must be how Sonic fans feel about Silver or something
>been misinterpreting Ami's "Woah that's high!" line as "Woah, that's hot!" all this time
>>259099321Wait... that's what she says?
>>259098567He was at his peak in CNK when they decided to make his personality /fit/. His VA absolutely nailed it, it's a shame he hasn't had a consistent character since.
Any drawfags around? I need smithers and the girls here replaced with N.Tropy and the Nitro Squadpwease
>one autist ruined threads forever on /v/>it wasn't even a sonicfag or a furryfag>it was a ripper roo fag>he'll inevitably come here too in order to pitch his bullshit
>>259102180What he do?
>>259102573Go take a look, honestly more educational that way
>Bought game recently>Practice Papu Pyramid like a son of a bitch, figure out every shortcut and angle>Get my time down to 1:55, feeling good about myself>Then I see Oxide's timeI guess I just suck at this game.
>>259103008>he'll be amongst us one of these daysDark times ahead brother.
Is it me or is the time slow item different? I think the old one's effect was that while it slowed everyone down, the lower your position is, the lower the duration. Now, it seems to be that the duration of the effect is the same to everyone.If that's the case, wouldn't it be best to use the old one's effect? It gives everyone a chance especially if the 1st placer is miles ahead
>>259103008>Browsing /v/No thanks.
Why is it always Hazmat Dingodile who has to be the most sweaty on point asshole in Offline races. And he always has a reverse bowling bomb prepped for your shit, always>>259060029That is ok, anon. It's great to discover a new tech for your own self
>120 nitro remaining for Tawna's skinwhere do I go from here?
>>259106357For the champion kart
>>259001010I had lucid dreaming experiences when I was a kid, one time however I got attacked by a "fixer", imagine some Matrix looking dude, who after beating the shit out of me started a friendly conversation with me about Crash, despite me having no interaction with the series at that point.A few months later I bought the original CTR.I had the same dream againnow I'm here
>>259107695as the prophecy foretold
reposting from /v/>item_balance_changes.pngthoughts?one anon already said that Engine shouldn't be in races because it can give USF
>>259109246he's right10 wumpa engine gives USF
Okay so i changed to a turn character, because i have unlocked all skins for all other classes and holy hell.I have a almost a 100% win rate on USF tracks, it's disgusting. It's so easy to avoid obstacles and hit every single pad, let alone building up reserves in odd places where speed or accel would never be able to.
>>259109246Speaking of balances, has Beenox tackled something about it? Like they'll test out some changes gameplay wise?
>>259109692AFAIK, none of their posts mention anything regarding balance. Power-ups or stat-wise.Would be nice if they did though. At least tweak the numbers for item distribution.
>>259109450it's fairly easy with accel too once you've gotten used to doing tiny airbrakes everywhere to position yourself perfectly, at least from my experience
>>259109246>>259109348If the usf was patched out for races, would it be acceptable to have in them?
>>259110037I think so. Because it would basically turn it into a very long turbo boost.Imagine the speed tube in N. Gin Labs but at the press of a button.
>>259106357Dab on bitches online with motorsport Tawna, keep buying pit stop shit.
>>259109896Yeah i thought so too until i had played around with turn a bit.If you stretch their turn to extremes you can build a massive amount of reserves up easy peasy. Also it's easier to navigate when boosted, considering beakers and crates and what not.
Guy who found the Papu's Pyramid skip has worked out that you can get good hangtime boosts and reserves in certain places by holding drifts over certain bumpshttps://youtu.be/LhsA6A-T7AUTiny Arena could probs be a fair bit faster due to this
>>259110570I did try turn characters on oxide station once and had a disgustingly easy time keeping the USF there on my first attempt, but in the end my favourite characters are accel so I'll keep learning and perfecting those
>>259109879That's a bit of a bummer. At this point, they should at least aware of some problems.Hope they'll do something about it eventually
>>259086295Late response but here's how I the hardest part, try to stay as straight as possible in the 8. I think WR times take the right path though.You can also do a faster lake skip with USF but I haven't practiced it yet
>>259109246The engine USF doesn't work like a normal USF. Like if you keep sliding and boosting it doesn't increase the duration, it ends when the item ends. I think.
>>259105630It still does it.When I'm in first, it lasts forever compared to if I'm in 8th.
>>259112768You can skip the u-turn entirely with usf by jumping to the right on the first ramp rather than jumping onto the first ramp then taking a right
>>259113025>citation neededTho if that is the case, including it in races wouldn't be that much of an issue.
Just make missiles chase whatever item you drop online there is no fucking timing with that dogshit laggy target reticle.
>>259109246>removing shields and turbos from 1st but keeping 3x bombs>nerfing shields on top of that
>>259113312yeah, I vaguely mentioned that in my post>>259105630nah, the duration was same for everyone and I'm pretty sure it is now toohttps://youtu.be/7sUrB8SbHKM?t=1177
>>259099680I have only the slightest vaguest memories of CNK being in my after school care, don't really remember the writing. Got any good crunch scenes to look at?
>>259113374Laggy missile counterplay and the difficulty to hit people with bombs that would be easy to nail offline piss me off online even more than clock/orb spam
>>259110647I feel like that'd also have greatly improved yields in somewhere like Electron Avenue, provided you can hold the first hang time boost.
>>259113361Okay, so the Super Engine gives an alienated form of USF. It lasts 10 seconds no matter what you do - your prior reserves don't affect it, you can't extend it by boosting, nada. It's a pure 10-second effect that gives you blue fire and every press of the accelerate button gives you a turbo boost.
>>259113798I also don't think you can air brake or u turn the same with it. As soon as you let go of accell it disappears.
>>259113945Yeah.See, the Super Engine doesn't actually give you any reserves, it essentially turns your X button into a USF pad that gives a zero-duration boost. As long as you're under the effects, holding down accelerate is essentially the same thing as turning the whole track under your feet into a USF pad. If you pull off of X for so much as a single frame the boost runs out.
So if my Bacon's Radier is already ticked does that mean I already get the Nitro? Or can I just not get it?
I'm so glad they made Megumi a Positive Pete.
>>259114189It's ticked because it's a weekly, they put it in the wrong list
>>259113435The point is to limit 1st's defensive options. If you're neck-and-neck with 2nd, those items can still negate Missiles and Bombs. If you're so far ahead that Missiles don't mean shit, you're should be more vulnerable to catch-up items like Orbs and Clocks.Tho I do admit that removing Boost from 1st seems a bit harsh. So what if 2nd can get shields and 1st can get turbos? I'll even increase the Juiced Shield to 90 seconds because that's basically half the duration of most tracks if you go fast.
>>259114612>If you're neck-and-neck with 2nd, those items can still negate Missiles and Bombstell me what a fucking TNT is going to do against 2nd and 3rd both being able to get 3x missiles even though 4th and lower can only get 1 missile.for bonus points, let's not even consider the fact that even 1 missile is usually impossible to negate with this fucking online netcodewhy do you want to give 1st place even less options? they're already supposed to have the weakest shit in the game, i don't see why you need to make 1st place an incredibly unenviable position where the ideal strategy is going to be trying to stay in 2nd/3rd as much as possible until you get an item worth using in 1stjust remove masks and 3x bowling bombs from the 1st pool instead of trying to push this idea that 1st place should be getting fucked by items at all times
https://youtu.be/OeUYpsUggao?t=22I hope I never see this shit in person
>>259115175>he can't drive with a blinding ball of light covering up 90% of his screenlmoa
Can someone post the chart of which characters are which type? Turn, Normal, Accel and Speed.
>>259100429why n tropy?
>four tiny skins in the pit stopI'm not gay beenox stop it
>>259114831> shit netcodeFair, in a perfect world it would be easier but eh> 3x Missiles on 2nd and 3rdThe idea is to have the top 3 battling for the lead and constantly swapping, but I see your point. Honestly, 3x Missiles and Bombs are either redundant or overkill and should be removed. Battle mode should keep them tho.> Shield for 1st, no MaskI suppose. Still would like for them to nerf the duration. Anything but infinite.
Why is the missile targeting so fucked in this game? There'll be one or two people dead ahead of me, sometimes not even 3 kart lengths away, and the missile will just swerve right off to the side and into a wall or just run itself right into the ground. It was not like this in the original.
>>259115810Thanks but I meant the chart with the full roster.
>>259115865>four>tiny "only" has 3 legendary skinswut
>That thread about Tawna's watermelon skin on ResetEraTawna even ain't that dark colored, her fur is just slightly more reddish
>>259116097>BalancedCrashCortexJoeFake CrashSmall Norm GearyIsabella>AccelCocoN. GinPinstripeOxideTranceNashTawnaMegumi>SpeedTinyDingoPapuTropyPentaCrunchZemBig NormAmi>TurnPolarPuraRipper RooZamKrunkVeloLiz
>>259116248It's kinda odd to me that Krunk is turning 2bh
>>259116416I'm pretty sure it was only done to have a CNK boss in each class. Still weird though.
>>259116492Well maybe but you got Velo in there as well. Also Small Norm should've been accel imo but it's fine either way.
>>259116309>mad about Tawna's watermelon skin because they associate it with black>but they're okay with papu papu and krunk who have blatantly racist skinsOnce again they prove they hate Pacific Islanders and are willing to erase entire peoples.
>>259116571>Small Norm should've been accel imoIf he was I woulda Maine's him day 1. Still disappointed desu
>>259116248Why is Tawna's portrait so weird looking? She doesn't look so weird in the game.
>>259116604There were some people complaining about Papu and Black Zem
>>259087151cool>>259088158So is this a D&D joke or what?I saw the post it was based on and it made no sense to me (._. )
I've been playing online for the first time yesterday. Who else can beat literal shitters but can't beat decent players? I don't know how they do it but this has been my experience so far>Start perfectly having the lead though everyone is right behind me.>everything is good until the first item boxes>suddenly missiled, orbed, clocked, bombed, beaker sniped.>eighth place now>spend the rest of the race trying to get my shit together while being missiled by shitters every 10 seconds.>meanwhile the first place gets an undisturbed massive lead.>struggle to finish the race at third place if i'm luckyThis has happened on every single race. What should I do? I thought I was good but I get spammed to the ground, it's impossible.
>>259117212Look up 'Gender Reveal Pictures'
>>259093960>>259096735May I suggest an N Trance version of this'n, kind Drawfag?
>>259117212>>259117286Scratch that look up Transgender reveal
>>259109246based AFthanks, been looking for summin like this
>>259116492>>259116571Personally I'm just glad my boy Nash is AccelerationI wanted to play that angry little fucker since PS2!CNK and it would have sucked if I couldn't use him because I can't use Handling for shit
>>259058993>Liz hides it poorlySLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT!
>>259116808IFKR?it's the lips. She has such riDONKulous botox (and/or duckface?) that it looks like a turtle beak.
>>259116248>Turningsmall, cute, animal-likeoutliers: Krunk, Liz>Speedbig, stronk, chunkyoutliers: Penta, Tropy>Accelerationlanky, tech-inclined, femaleoutliers: none?>Balanced???no real pattern other than almost everyone in that class represents a duo or a groupCrash for the BandicootsCortex for the N. ScientistJoe and MoeFake Crash and CrashThe NormsIsabella for the Trophy Girlsoutlier: Geary
>>259117693Shouldn't Fake Crash be with the Bandicoots?
>>259117529>Bandiboy magazine"Now I'll make every front page!"
How do I do the fence hop in Blizzard Bluff without items?
>>259117693>Tropy>OutlierHe might not be as buff as Tiny or Crunch but he is big
>>259117974I doubt they'll accept the boy as one of their own. Poor guy.All he wants is love! ... and world domination, maybe.Anyway, I think of him as a duo to Crash. A sort of alter-ego/evil-twin thing
>>259118330>Fake Crash is mocked relentlessly for being a 'retard' and 'sperglord' by the bandicoots even as Crash has his own harem of bandibabes, thus turning Fake Crash's heart darkIt's a story
>>259118506Sounds like beginning of some silly fanfic
>>259118330>>470099807 please use this in the /V/ thread
>>259118138N.Tropy is currently the tallest member of the cast, and his suit makes him as wide as Crunch and Papu Papu. He really shouldn't be considered an outlier at all.Nash is an outlier in acceleration though. He's the only idiot brute in the group. Everyone else is considered highly intelligent, even Megumi despite the more bubbly personality the remake gave her.
>>259118635But he’s got a frickin laser beam attached to his head.
>>259118789Nash is a bumbling retard that got his brain fried by a Coco hack. He's modified, but he's not smart.
>>259116248...wait WHATSmall Norm wasn't Turning this entire time????
>>259118635Nash's a stereotypical nerd.Of the bosses I'd definitely say he counts.The retardation is high-functioning autism. Dude's got ADHD.>got his brain fried by a Coco hackWhat is this even meant to disprove?
>>259076196Liz is for
>>259076196pic related should be the flagship for this general desu
>>259079308You can't make a ho into a housewife.
Making a switch lobby, add me and join for crash cove, Twilight tour, general racing, whatever. Friend code is SW-1608-3458-9298.
>>259123828>crash cove and twilight tourThat's the easiest way to make everyone not interested in your lobby
>>259123976I need to do a few places for versatile racer, and if anyone needs to get their Twilight Tour win I’m happy to help out. Otherwise it’ll be more interesting tracks.
>>259123976Ehh maybe there's people that still need to do those challenges, probably not many people but some.
>Spending ages trying to do the Papu skip rather then just getting a platinum relic legitimately
>>259124087I mean I'd join to help but I don't play on switch.
>>259124162peasant thou knowith that one shalt wasteith time over such petty things as "Relics"
>>259124791But I want that platinum paint.
>>259124791laughing while I watch you cope not having the platinum paint
>>259124275Appreciate the thought
so we all know that twilight tour is bugged and shows up too much, but why the fuck does EVERYONE vote for it? they don't even play tawna so they can't have the excuse of saying they want the challenge
>>259125103There’s another’s one that requires you to win there three times (regardless of character)
>>259124853>>259124854and who gives a shit! this is a racing game not a fashion show!
>>259125545Wow what a gay
>>259125545But I WANT IT
>>259125545>implying 60% of the game isn't having the best looking everything once you're good
>twilight tour picked again>leave>join a different lobby>twilight tour>leave>join a different lobby>twilight tourstop it with this fucking track its not even that good
Why do people hate Twilight Tour?
>>259127338It's an ok track but it pops up WAY too often in matchmaking. I get that it's a new track but come on.
>>259127338Same problem Tiny Temple has. It has one single USF pad (super USF in twilight tour's case) and it's really fucking easy to maintain USF for the whole thingSo you'll be in 1st, get clocked before the super USF pad, 2nd and 3rd will get the super USF and pass you up effortlessly. and there's nothing you can do except let them leave you in the dust because of one (1) item
>>259127338They don't know how to maintain USF
>>259127338I dislike it because it's an easy USF track I've already mastered that just annoys me with spastic clocks that I groan about every time.Also it's overplayed at this point, wish they released 4 maps instead of 1 every GP for a cup. If it required like a $5 buy in for the GP, i'd be perfectly ok with that.
>>259127509Requiring a buy in for the GP would kill it.
>>259127649Yeah I figure. Sad but I'll accept it until I've bought every item available
when's PS4 lobby
>>259129210When you make it™But don't make it now because I'm about to cook dinner.
>>259128487Obviously.But as you approach it the different terrain makes you slow down. I try to constantly hop but I can't get over it. I've gotten over it once but only just and I lose all my speed anyway. No one else uses the fence so if I can master that I'd be unstoppable.
I'm still struggling to figure out why I don't like Tawna's new design.It's not the boobs, it's something about her head.
>Host of the Twilight Lobby intentionally disconnects so everyone can do its challenges in peace>Got the 8th place recover onesThanks bro
is digital tropy with platinum kart the ultimate chad combination?
>>259132093Once you use that with the top 5% kart, yes.And retro wheels.
>>259132093it's the "I barely beat the single player content and think I'm nice"- starter kit
>>259132397I can live with that since it's true
>>259132397Hardly. I never saw a single platinum cart and only a handful of digital tropy's. And that was before the grand prix as well. I agree its easy, but a lot of new players must be scared off by it as I don't see it to much..
Oh God... what's 1.07? What has it done?
>>259130090Yeah, her boobs aren't as big as it.
>>259132871apparently Papu's pyramid skip fix
>trying to improve my time trial ghost>never satisfied with any of my times and keep resetting before i even finish the race>losing out on coins because of my own stupidity perfectionismhow have your time trial endeavours been going? any cool records?
>>259137292I got a good Deep Sea Driving time finally, fuck those blades at the end
>>259138224nice work man, what time?the blades are a pain but if you can get a good grip on uturning it's quite a bit more manageable
>>2591386081:41:03, yeah it started to make more sense how to approach them towards the end
>>259130090she has a pointy bandicoot nose like crash
>>259138607whats wrong with red?or is that a falseflag change to make it appear as if they werent just bending over backwards to please discord resetera trannies?
>>259139778I thought ResetEra was just a meme
Is Tiny Arena the hardest track to git gud at? I've been making the same mistakes ever since I bought this game.
>>259139778Red was kind of a racist description of native skintones in the old dayssee the peter pan song "What makes the red man red"
>tfw laughing like Ripper Roo when top 3 online
>>259140091Full USF Cortex Castle and full SF Dragon Mines and Papu's (with shortcuts) are my top 3 most difficult time trial levels as a speed char
What was in the 1.07 update?>>259131561How do you know who's the host? How does the host know he's the host?
>>259141179Papu's pyramid fix and SJW stuff. The host is always on the 1st position at start
>3:04 on tiny arenacan only go up from here, lads. sub 3 is within my grasp>>259140016it's just one of the longer ones without USF, so there's more chances to make mistakes. just keep at it bro
>>259141340>The host is always on the 1st position at startAh right, that makes sense. ThanksWhat was wrong with Papu?
>>259141456There was an unintended shortcut on papu pyramid where you could drive up an invisible wall to the right on the first corner and land near the end of the track.They also changed any instance of the word "white" and "black" in skins to stuff like "quartz" and "carbon fiber" and shit
>>259141365My best is 3:28, my problem is that I can't take turns tight enough and thus I also lose SF
>>259142103Focus entirely on going a full race without losing SF. It won't be super fast but once you can get the hang of that down you can start making optimizations on your racing line
>>259142323But I can't focus on SF when I slam into walls
>>259142424do you know how to uturn/airbrake, or are you still getting the hang of it
>>259142513I do (but I can only do it if I mentally prepare like 4 seconds before I actually have to do it) but the areas where I hit the wall don't require those, been watching some WR
I can't be expected to farm this many wumpa coins without the ps+, jesus christ I don't even want most of the stuff in hereplease tell me there's an exploit
>>259142746well there's the ps+ trial exploit
Can I get the image explaining the fire mechanics?
>>259142826I used up my ps+ trial long agothanks though
>>259142991yeah but you can make a new account on your PS4, activate trial and use ps+ on your main account too or something like that, google it
How do you keep your momentum when off road? I saw videos of WR's doing it and I can't figure it out. For reference, I'm trying to make use of the grass shortcut in Tiger Temple
>>259143926Thanks. So basically you need to build reserves by drifting before hitting a turbo pad to be able to maintain sacred fire, yeah?
>>259144147Yes. Chain together a bunch of drift boosts to build up your reserves. Hit a turbo pad to gain sacred fire and then keep your reserves up to essentially get the turbo pad speed indefinitely.
>>259143926I'd add to this that some levels have two kinds of USF that are different speeds but visually the same, you want to get and hold the fast one.Twilight Tour, Deep Sea Driving and Thunder Struck are such levels, I don't think there are others but I'm not 100% sure
>>259143787just hop with SF bro
>>259139757This, Tawna has an elongated snout like Crash and Crunch. Coco has a short snout maybe cause she's younger
>>259144282That there is. Pic related demonstrates it.I wish there were a better name for it than "blue fire" and "super blue fire".
Never played CTTR but holy shit, N Gin has some amazing dialoguehttps://youtu.be/1MFOrzUDvZg
>>259145272>>259145449>>259146174On the winner's podium a Megumi had Zam's animation and barking. I wish I had a webm to share, but for some reason my fucking ps4 didn't save/record the clip at all.
If there isn't at least a week long break before the new GP, Beenox is gonna have one disgruntled racer.
>>259146449you'd still keep playing you slut
>>259109246...When was this updated?Cuz I still got Aku in 1st place earlier today.TWICE IN A ROW.
>>259146812they're a proposal
When is Megumi's birthday?
>>259118506They should make some "fake crash" like skins for the nitro squad.
>>259146680Well yeah, but I'm gonna be all burnt out and frustrated.
>>259146000>The Crash wiki explains his greying skin and worse mental health is because the rocket went deeper in his skullTheyre creative over there at least
>>259146000BEST N GIN
7/8 on the versatile racer challenge because i cant remember what place i haven't came yet on crash cove
>finally finish 1st against this one Megumi as Dingodile>game bugs, he still appears as 1st on the podium with two Isabellas in 2nd and 3rd
>>259110647I was already doing this in Android Alley.It's a known thing but it's not a huge speed bost, it's like 1 sec saved MAX, that's why nobody talks about it.
>>259152961Yep, that little drop a little bit ahead of the last turbo pad on android alley is super free
>>259144409I understand that, but I'm talking about guys like this that turbo through it with no troublehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=APeLeOTg5fc
>>259144495What don't you like about the name? Do you have something else in mind?
>>259152003Check the times, his might've been quicker
>>259153267this guy has so much reserves from those constant near-frame-perfect boosts that he can do whatever he wants on the grass and keep going
>>259146000CTTR N Gin is honestly peak N Gin, and that game solidified him as my favorite character next to Dingodile. I remember really liking Nina's lines too. Used the both of them a lot in that game, initially for their weapons, but the characters really grew on me through their amazing lines and voice work. CTTR was great split screen because of the vehicle merging, played an endless amount of the game with my brother.
>Bandicoots are only pregnant for 12.5 days
>>259153682I don't like it because I'm used to Sacred Fire/Ultimate Sacred Fire. Now we have something even ultimater than Ultimate, and people are interchangably using sacred fire/yellow fire, ultimate sacred fire/blue fire, and now just... super blue fire
>>259154878So what are you gonna call it? Alpha Omega Ultra Sacred Fire of Doom?
>>259155038i have no fucking clue, how do you name something more ultimate than ultimate
>>259144495How do you know you get the better blue fire besides just being faster? Is there a specific way you have to approach the boost pad or what?
>>259155236No, it's just that some pads give regular USF and some give an improved one.
>>259155236you don't, they both look identical, one is just fasterthere's no special technique - some pads give blue fire, some give super blue fire.these two pads highlighted in red give super blue fire
PS4 arrives tomorrow!
Are the servers down on Switch?
>>259155506Ahh, I gotcha. I thought there was a way you go about setting up a stronger blue fire.
>>259155038I wish it was all simple shit like big fire, blue fire, super blue fire. It all sounds stupid anyway, why not make it easier on the community. They'd understand blue fire easier than USF especially if they are new to the game.
>>259152003you got DC'd
>>259081582>>259081875No one's going to play as the baby characters. Just you watch.
>>259081582Honestly, if the babies don't look like the shit from Mario games and instead are actually animal like and more similar to Polar and Pura, they might not turn out to be terrible. I'm very much not in favor of getting baby anything, but I'm hoping it's handled better than we imagine.
>>259145449>>259145272The Evolvo Ray was a mistake.
>>259146000>Nitro-Fueled N.Gin is just a basic bitch creep instead of this absolute madmanIt's why I never play as him.
>>259155215Ultimate Sacred Fire 2
>beating Amis and Megumis with IsabellaFeels good knowing that there are people even worse than me
>>259153949Wait, do you get more boost from it being RIGHT near the end than when it crosses from a good boost into being a perfect boost? Because I've been drifting and hitting it as soon as the rim of the tires glow to get a perfect, I haven't been bothering to wait any longer.
>unlocked motorsport tawna and finally beat oxide on dragon mineI've earned this rest. Tomorrow is my final Oxide ghost, Oxide Station.
>>259157283>AND THIS... IS TO BOOST EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!
>>259086276>https://tiermaker.com/create/ctr-nitro-fueled-mains-list-120138I like all of the Nitro Squad girls except for Megumi, but I try to not use them much because online is already a shit show with them.
>>259157527oxide station is a breeze compared to some of the others, as long as you drive well through the first half of the track and can keep USF for as much as the 2nd half all 3 laps, its not that hard
g..guys is the N Tropy save file glitch fixed yet?
>>259157527https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3vxcaq47zE&feature=youtu.beBe like this guy and just not drift at all somehow, lmao
>>259158198Very nice, not the original requester but do you think you could do a version of this with Small and Big Norm?
>>259156742Not if they're required for extra Nitro like the Trophy Girls are and why all lobbies are full of them.
>>259158141Pretty sure it was fixed on Ps4 a week ago or so, and I don't think the other consoles even have the issue.
>>259158790thanks I feel more comfortable about challenging him now
Who else /#TeamMegumi/ ?
Clockwork Wumpa is aids
Did the update add any glitches?
>>259159876Who isn't at this point
>>259159876Worst Nitro Squad girl.
>>259161207Who's the best then?
>>259161290Ami and Isabella are both pretty cute, but I think the tomboy part of Ami is great. I just hate everything about Megumi. Her accent, her hair, her clothes, her motorsports skin. It's all just so ugly. Makes me mad that she isn't turning so I'd see her less online. >:(
>>259161496You just prefer men anon, nothing wrong with that.
>>259161496How are they cute exactly?
>>259138607Did they seriously do that? Fuck this gay earth.
>>259138607Which one of you complained
>>259138607Can't wait for the OAG article.
>>259162724Out And Gay
Is there a way to buy coins yet, come on Activision I don't have time to grind this shit
>>259163132You're the death of the industry.
>>259163201I don't mind paying 0.99 for 100 coins honestly
>>259163132Nice try, Bobby Kotick.
>>259163132You are exactly what's wrong with the world. You are the only one who deserves to have his gamefile corrupted and your console overheat and die.
>>259163132>activision shareholders trying to normalize this shit
>>259163132>Why wouldn't Activision put microtransactions in a kid's game, they got nothing to lose
Alright, what are you buying in the Pit Stop today, lads?For me it's nothing.
>>259161496It's okay to be gay, if you want to be gay then be gayUs heteronormative males will remain on Team Megumi
>>259163367>$45 for a single kart set