Natspooki EditionPrevious: >>258821128Website: http://ddlc.moeSteam Page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/Monika's Twitter: https://twitter.com/lilmonix3>GuidesGuide: https://gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.htmlActual guide to get the "good" end: https://pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa Writefag Guide: https://www.dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The%20DDLC%20Writefagging%20Guide.pdf?dl=0>Art and MiscellaneousFan-Made Content Pastebin (10/27/2017-12/18/2018): https://pastebin.com/BRy67t0s Fan-Made Content Pastebin (12/18/2018-Present): https://pastebin.com/aUq1g353Game Files Dump (full): https://mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7kWiki: https://ddlcwiki.net/wiki/Main_PageBooru: http://ddlc.booru.orgMap: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1U-8e14m_l8TIYnXyYmUIRxk8SeXiY6P8&usp=sharinggroup=2793739#"Your Reality" sung by (You): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9YPoetry Jam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJgYn0f8qLM>Small and scary!National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): https://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/Lifeline (AU): https://www.lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home
Good evening, everyone! Welcome back, welcome back~Word of the thread is "fantasy"!Alternatives are 'indulge' and 'witness'.Once more unto the breach... Let's write some poems today (and tomorrow)! To that end, we have three new words for you to all pick from and enjoy as you please! You can write about any of them and do whatever you want with them really, so long as you try to use one. Or well, you could ignore them too but where's the fun in that?In any case, go ahead and share your finished poem here and everyone will read it and enjoy it and you'll get the satisfaction of knowing that there are people (including me) out there appreciating it! Have fun!Have a nice evening, everyone! Remember to get plenty of sleep and to have a lovely rest of your week! You're half way through it now!Monika!
Big fan of the pink one!
I love Monika! Summer is garbo, the heat is garbo, but the rainy days are nice, and so there is some merit to summer fun just not much.
I used to love summer but that was when the average temperature was in the mid 70s and not in the high 80s/low 90s.
also a big fan of the pink one!>>258985612damn you! but mostly damn my friend for dragging me into pokemon showdown!
I love Monika!
I'm assembling a group. Who's in?
>>258986049Sign me up.
Do we still got a discord?
Daily reminder that Sayori loves you!
>>258985880Summer is 115 here at top end.
Remember to stay hydrated bros.
Remember to cum inside your Doki, bros.
>>258987673Only if Moni wants to and when we're ready for kids/using protection of course/she had one of those metal rods surgically inserted.
>>258987138i've got a mighty need to!>>258987673my need for that is mightier, though.
>>258988971Inappropro, but also, nice!
Why is no one here?
>>258990510Many anons were sacrificed to create this thread.
>>258990510Just to not suffer?
Love thy Doki!
>>258989720my shticks!>>258990851already on it!
I loooove my WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
>>258990510I'm a Monikafriend, and she says it's past my bedtime
>>258990974What's with the uniform? Is that a crossover type deal I'm not aware of?
>>258991474no clue, but i think it might be.
>>258991169Monika is seething and I can feel the flash drive growing exponentially hotter because I never go to sleep on time. Help!>>258991816I'm seeing all kinds of new Natsu art recently. It's nice. I'm not too sure that it is a crossover since they don't focus on the uniform much, but it begs the question of why change it in the first place unless that's just supposed to be a casual outfit she's wearing. You holding up well?
>>258991986yeah, i'm really glad new art of all the dokers still gets regularly produced. and i'm doing pretty well, thank you for asking! how are things going on your end?
>>258992648>>258992501i don't know, chief. for my money, it seems like the pink and the blue would be the bes frens.
>>258990510I got distracted with tamersDoki doki
Yuri is choking me
>>258992432I feel that. Nearly two years after the game came out and I'm still seeing art come out multiple times a week. It's surreal considering it was just a 3-4 hour meme VN. Guess it really struck a chord with some people (Obviously consider who and where we are). I'm holding up pretty alright! But I'm feeling a bit better knowing that you're holding up well. You still drawing or was that a temporary past time? >>258992501>>258992648>>258992749The three Dokis fight for friend status and Moni just over here like pic related.>>258993290With love?
>>258993330we've got staying power, baby! and i dabble in doodling, but writing's my main form of creative outlet. been pretty busy with my dnd campaign though, which is why i've slowed down. wrapping up soon, though, so doodles and stories will probably be coming soon after!and gren frens w/ evry1! i think she would be bes frens with purp, but i think they're all frens in some capacity.
Ddlc will be as immortal as ksg at some point
I miss the community.
>>258993728If your campaign is anything like your stories, I'm sure it'll be great. Hype that you're getting back into greens and doodles, but I'm not holding you to it. Just do it if you want to, labor of love, not obligation. Also, I wouldn't worry about the green girl. Something tells me she already found her best friend.
>>258994289It's still here though
>>258994327it's been a pretty silly ride, and the next couple of sessions will be their last. they'll have to face off against a mad chronomancer who's stolen death's scythe to reap souls for enough magic power to go back far enough in time to shape the world in his image. and no worries! i might not pump em out at the frankly silly pace i once did, but when i put out new stuff you can rest assured it's because i wanted to make it. really? who would that be?
>>258994605Ah, that's good to hear then. I'll be here and looking forward to it then. Pic related on the previous post, dummy!
>>258994674ah, i see. that does look like a pretty comfy couch!
>>258994738Pray that we don't ever meet irl. All you pinkfriends and your snarky banter. I've had it up to Natsuki's height with you!
>>258994020The eternal Doki mods have already seen to that.
>>258987673how to describe that look of "character who doesn't wear glasses still looks like she just took her glasses off"?
>>258994971you don't want that anyway. my dabs are far too powerful, you couldn't handle them!
Good evening Anons this is ya boi Anon 533 and about thirty to forty minutes ago I got out of a gun fight with officer Yuri and heading through an abandon railroad at 10 pm shining this strap on homeless niggas
>>258995319why were you in a gunfight with officer yuri, anyway?
>>258995272>ImplyingI've honed my craft over the years and with the duo of green squared, we'll be unstoppable!>>258995319>homeless niggasDumb fool too dumb to realize those are sentries positioned to report on the position of runaways. Officer Yuri is closer than you think!
>>258995517a strong adversary, but i am the dabmaster supreme. you'll never be able to survive our ultimate double dabble!
>>258995371Some gay ass shit about a warrant Ever since tyrones death I've had to take over his criminal empire with mc kun Unfortunately he's fucking paralyzed so I have to do all of the strap posting
Watching the final 3 episodes of Ping Pong: The Animation with Monika! Monika finding the character designs immensely distasteful, as they don't look a thing like the high-gloss anime characters she's familiar with! Monika also criticizing the show's lack of female characters (besides the obaa)! Maybe you'll get around to watching the first 8 episodes sometime, but not with Monika in the room, that's for sure!
>>258995636It's war then! I have to withdraw for now because I've done a poor job of downloading any dab images that aren't that one. But I'll be back with the sass of a thousand Monis!
>tfw I just realized Monika is insecure about Sayori and Yuri
>>258996221Of course she was, she didn't have a chance to even put herself out there. So naturally, she was worried about the other three beautiful girls who did have routes to begin with while she wasn't even given a sporting chance. She thought the only way she'd even have a chance with (You) was if you rejected the other three, at which point the game might've given her a chance.
>>258996221As she should be. Cinnamon buns and potatoes are tasty. But no one likes to eat greens.
>>258996506>My man doesn't know about broccoli
>>258996664Nah, you're thinking about brussel sprouts. Also, wouldn't Yuri be eggplant and not potato?
Blocks ur path
Another Doki day, another Doki dollar! Time to rewind the batteries. Catch you tomorrow, Dokidudes! Keep it comfy!
I expect this thread to be extra doki and comfy
>>258997332Would DDLC have been such a hit if Monika were blonde and ojou?
>>258998135Nothing can replicate misumi's social prowess
>>258997341sleep tight tankoubon
>>258998389More purple autism
>>258993290god I wish that were me>>258995319<-
>>258998546Is that meant to be an insult, or just an odd passing remark?
>>258998718AAAAA FUC YURI IS LETTING ME SNORT PANCAKE MIX OFF HER ASS
>>258998796I recommend you lick it, instead. Snorting it is probably not healthy.
>>258998927MINES? WE WILL SHOW THEM REAL LANDMINES YURI
>>258985539Because of my work I sometimes have to stay up for days, do you think my Doki will hate it?
>>258996221What do you mean exactly?>>258996506Ouch, that's a burn and a half
>>258999147Mines? Me and Yuri play minecraft together all the time, in fact we love minecraft so much that we are helping to create a brand new minecraft like game in an engine that isn’t bloated and 10 years old! All that for a higher word height so we can mine even deeper, getting ya resources in a world that doesn’t entirely spit all over muh historical accuracy. I sure do love dying of oxygen depravation just because I didn’t pick dwarf as my race eh yuri?
>>258995871you're on! fair. definite respect for the tankmen moni, though.>>258997341green dreams! we'll keep the lights on!
>>258997341Sleep tight, Energizer.
>>259000029>Hytale dev on /ddlc/Heh
OH NO NOT YURISHE NEVER LOST CONTROL
>>258998389>mfw it's revealed that it all was but a cunning plan to obtain your scent>tfw the ending twistHeart status: brokenIma still save this though, for the ride it took me for
>>259000717Nothing explicitly romantic about watching a movie together, maybe they couold sneak Natsuki in a giant popcorn bucket
WHOS KNOWSNOT MEYURI JUST LOST CONTROL
>>258995771>watching that last three episodes first>in a sports animeYou got the three episode rule wrong, Chitanon.
>>258998389I saved this image on it's own months ago and never noticed that, kek.
How does each doki react to doki
EVERYDOKIISAQUEENBUT NONE SHALL WEAR A CROWN
>>259000565Fool, you need to go deeper to find what I am referencing. Also I wish I knew how to code god dammit I want to put in more medieval realism
ITS FUNNY HOW THE MUSIC PUTS TIMES IN PERSPECTIVEADD A SOUNDTRACK TO YOUR LIFE AND PERFECT ITWHENEVER YOU ARE FEELING BLUE KEEP WALKING AND WE CAN GET FARWHEREVER YOU ARE
>>259002674love! pink!also love naked apron! that shit is the best!>>259002801CAUSE THE BEAT PLUS THE MELODY MAKES ME SPEAK OFLOVEELOQUENTLY SO EVIDENTLY
>>259003148fuck, meant to spoiler that. oh well, guess i'll just have to post a butt.
Crazy how while Yuri's crying alone at lunch because she has no friends I was impaling snakes in death valley for food
Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.
Local pink attempts to dominate, forgets she's 4'11
>>259004718you can't let your guard down just because she's short! she's got some strength.
>>259004718No, no, it's okay. We agreed it was her night tonight.
>>259004865Local pinks punches equate cotton balls
Goodnight ddlc don't you die on me
>>259004953you are really underselling her.>>259005197sleep tight and dokidreams!
>>259005197Sleep tight An- NO NATSU NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>259006292buddy? you alright there?
>>259006581The cheeky Doki unpaused my game while I was away!
>>259006882Sleep tight, little Monika.
>>259006708oh shit! i hope you weren't in a bad situation.>>259006882monidreams, bud! and sleep tight, little monika.
>>258972202>babushkacorejej>>258972792Love this song, good to see the video has amazing sync in it too>>258972989This one sounds uplifting/relaxing, with smooth animation>>258972306Holy shit, this is a definite winner here
>>259005197>>259006882Sleep tight, daily doze.
Goodnight Doki elopers!
The eggs are ready?
>>259008390green dreams, my man!
>>259008390Sleep tight, interloper.
>>259008675Where do the eggs go?
the dream pool is stagnant, and i am the minister of natsu! let's go!i'm also the minister of wishes. i wish all of you a great rest of your night, a wonderful sleep full of dokidreams, and a bright, blessed tomorrow. goodnight, my dudes!
Natsu luvNatsu sleeps
>>259011472pink dreams, pink homie!
>>259011460>>259011538Simultaneous pink dreams to you, pink homie!
>>259008619Nevermind the panties, look at those monikas!
>>258994605>a mad chronomancer who's stolen death's scythe to reap souls for enough magic power to go back far enough in time to shape the world in his imageBut wouldn't the very fact that the world is still around as it is be evidence that he failed and the heroes won?
Your Doki but you noticed that she's deliberately trying to fatten you up, and it's getting...weird.
>>259012053Not if time travel creates an alternate timeline. In which case, going to stop him is pointless from a pragmatic point of view, but very noble!
>>259012180I'm already overweight how heavy is she trying to get me
>>259012595Then either the heroes won the moment they decided to foil the chronomancers plans seeing as their world never changed or the entire undertaking doesn't matter as the outcome wouldn't affect them and their world in any way.Quite the meaningless adventure.
>>259012785>>259012595>In which case, going to stop him is pointless from a pragmatic point of view, but very noble!Yes. Thank you for repeating exactly what I said in different wording. You're an expert at synopses.
>>259012053that's how ya think it would work, but there's a few ways that it could happen. my current way of thinking is that the universe has a sort of "current time" that matches forward and all other time is happening simultaneously. thus, once clockboy gets a hit of time travel, he can go back and fuck with shit and then things start to change. there's been some subtle changes that have occured as he started to get closer to his goal; minor difference in npc appearances, strange occurrences with watches. but now that he's closer, the world is shifting to reflect that. for instance, their ride to his island base disappeared underneath their feet as in his altered timeline, the boat was docked at that time. basically it's all fucky and convoluted and i'm mostly doing it because time magic is rad and i came up with a pretty neat design for him.>>259012595this is also a good thought process! alternate timelines would work as well, but wouldn't let me pull my drastic bullshit. and there is the matter of the souls he's harvesting before their time; even if it was only an alternate timeline, i think those dudes would like to be alive and not stuck in eternal soul damnation. last act he did before the last session ended was use the death magicks in the scythe to cast a large spell of murder over basically the entire continent. >>259012785well, it ain't that meaningless. originally they were just recovering the scythe as a thief had stolen it from death as he died and made an escape back to the land of the living before piecing it out. they were the last three to die, basically simultaneously, and they were tasked with recovering it in exchange for being brought back to life and death pulling them a few strings to help them accomplish what they couldn't previously.
>>259012864If you already know that, why send them on this adventure to begin with? That's hardly what anyone would call an exciting, worthwhile adventure...
>>259012996Though the fellow in question has already eliminated that line of thought, even if it WERE true, saving an entire universe of living beings is, as I said, a very noble and moral goal, even if it's not yours. But then, by your passive-aggressive snippery and autistic chuuni ellipses, I already know who you are. So enjoy this last (You), and kindly eat shit and die.
>>259012995Oh, alright. As long as you know how dumb it is, that's fine.>to cast a large spell of murder over basically the entire continent. Let me guess he made rocks fall from the skies? Get it? :^)>>259013124Why are you getting so emotional over something that's not even your own story?If something doesn't affect you directly, why bother with it? If I see two cats fighting a smaller animal, I'm not going to intervene but let nature take its course. Same can be said for other people and a world that isn't your own.
ksg is dead
>>259013464It has been for 3 years. Didn't even need to do much or make a Discord server like I planned.
Doki dreams!Doki memes!Doki screams?
>>258995159How much did you pay for the commission?
>>259013586you don't need to thank me
Your doki but she asks you if she can be your gamer girl.
>>259013775Yes, but I ain't paying to drink her bath water, goddammit. I mean, unless you count the water bill.
>>258985880Did you move at any point?
How does a Doki make a pickle?
>>259014481Brine and cucumbers, probably.
>>259013842Just be ready for when she reciprocates.
>>259014824>brineIf that's what you wanna call her pussy juices!
>>259014935It's not. I'd rather call that nectar, if anything. I doubt it's sufficiently acidic to pickle a cucumber, anyway.
>>259015043>cucumberIf that's what you wanna call it!
>>259015731Must be molting season for the goths.
>>259011460Rest well, rosy rider!
>>259011460>>259011472Sleep tight, pink pundits.
>Your Doki>She just tried out a Big Mac and a Whopper at the same time! What does she prefer?
>>259011472Buenas noches, amigo rosado.
>>259016018MonikaWouldn't eat either, but guess I'll have to go with Big Mac because BK is garbage
>>259013775What >>259013842 said but without the spoilered part
>>259016794Life in a Yuri household must be weird.
>>259016848How can she be the one wearing the pants in the relationship when she isn't wearing any pants?
>>259017075Of course she does. They're built into the hot dog costume.
Help! Monika won't stop looking at me like this!
>>259017837Just take her for a walk already anon
>>259019378We walked a 10 mile round trip yesterday and she was still giving me this look when we got home. What I supposed to do? Walk the entire perimeter of my state?
>>259020065Go here >>259011565
>>259020206why would he be there?
>>259019731Okay she probably wants sex then.
>>259020419No, you go back there.
>>259020442but I'm not from theredo you know where he is? I haven't seen him all day
>>259020434.....Say what now?
Doki limitsYuri - 3 times/daySayori - 2 times/dayNatsuki and Monika - 1/dayPassionate moments will raise the limits, or increase foreplay time.
>>259020990>Doki limits>Yuri - unlimited>Sayori - unlimited>Natsuki and Monika - unlimited>Don't let others dictate how often you can jack off to the one you love.Fixed that for you!
>>259021252>thinking this is about jacking off
>>259021362Same difference, bro. You shouldn't tell others how many times they can jack off or have sex. That's none of your business, capice?
>>259021469Yeah, the dokis have infinite libido and will do you as many times as you want until you're satisfied Enjoy your sexbot anon
>>259021785Where did I say anything about infinite libido? I'm saying it's unlimited because it's not a decision you can make for others and their girlfriends/wives, bro. That's their business, not yours.
>>259013760Tell Mickey Mouse to stop being an asshole.
>>259007142>Eyes are more blue than purpleThe artist had one job!
Reminder that Doki is SMOL
>>259001563What do when Monika redirects me to this page? I was just trying to get to YouTube!
>>258998389I don't know just what I was expecting, but I like it!
>>259023190If he keeps doing that, he's going to get all too familiar with the sharp curvature of the Natsufang.
>>259023869It's a teeny bit rough around the edges, but you did a good job!
>>259021884>That's their business, not yours.Yes, the sex life of your partner is no business of yours. Fucking cuck.
>>259024660Bro, chill. Obviously by "their business" I meant the girlfriend/wife and her partner. It's their business but none of yours.
>>259023212l>linework>colouringSounds like two to me desu
>>259024446Yeah, that looks great. Even better job!>>259025064I got my eyes on you.>>259025168Sure, why the hell not.
>>259025782>Yeah, that looks great. Even better job!Glad to hear it!
>>259025882You using paint.net?
id Raw muhnikai dRaw mur doukeys if u wanttake reqests? yes?
The dokis but their feet and their inches in height are reversed. Sayori is 2'5'', Monika is 3'5'', Yuri stays at 5'5'' and Natsuki is a colossal 11'4''
>>259027772>3'5" MoniI can deal with that. Cute little Moni munchkin!>11'4" NatsukiKek
I love Yuri!
>>259027734That's not Monika, that's a xenomorph.
>>259027772>Natsuki is a colossal 11'4''
>>259029423>Dr.Wa PurpIs that what they're calling Waluigi these days?
>>259028429no et munikha>>259029423i drwa purp
>>259029889That's the Grinch
chu chu chu I wanna dye you blue
>>259031351>tfw was just listening to thatGet off of my mental wavelength!
>>259031425Bang! Bang! Ba-Bang! Love and die!
>>259031652>Love and die!That's pretty much the plan now, ain't it?
Purple for my purps
>>259024446Never thought I'd say that but that seems almost... too purple?
>Your Doki>How unorganized your doki folder is
>>259028015This!>that viewMy oh my, the glasses are only one of the highlights here
>>259033334My apologies. I'll do better next time.>>259033782Monika!Working on it right now. It's pretty bad.
>>259016018Yuri A Whataburger
>>259034867>>259034987You are the Whataburger
Eating off Yuri's ass
>>259035359Cuddling with Yuri
>>259035359Yuri is an abusive rapist that sexually assaults her anon against his willShe is NOT a good noodle
>>259035596>>259035156She does what n
Sure was nice of Yuri to invite me over for dinner eh, Anons?
>>259035596It isn’t rape if she has heart shaped pupils
>>259035359Good>>259035484Very good>>259035596>against his willA most intriguing assumption indeed
>>259035484>lower part of her leggings looks like it has stars in it>mfw yuri's butt is my universe
AAAA GET HER OFF GET HER OFF SHE'S TALKING EVERYTHING
Real purple hours
>>259036283cumming over her leggings!annihilating entire galaxies!
>>259029889bsaed & svadesomething happy-merchanty/praying-mantis-y about this one desu
Your doki but she's Jewish
Fuck yiyi that milk is mine
>>259037501>Fuck yiyino don't that's what she wants
>>259036953Sign me up
>>259033656Fixed that for you
>>259037501I sometimes wonder how you're still alive after going around saying this stuff desu
>>259036670>you are a primitive being, staring up in awe at the marvel of the stars as your tribe roasts meat over a fire >suddenly, you hear a sound >”I LOVE YOU YURI!”>”I LOVE YOU ANON!”>The sky turns dark as the stars are blotted out >then, it turns white >you realize the white is getting closer>you say your goodbyes just in time as your world shatters upon impact with a Great Wall of white fluid
>>259037765>so much bigger and he's still scared10/10
Hey Yuri I eat ass
DING DONGBING BONG
WAIT YURI THAT DOESN'T GO IN THERE
>>259038186actually their planets would be obliterated by giant sperm cells technically
>>259038186>>259040085True, and it'd happen too quick for them to even know what hit 'emStill funny though
>>259040312god I wish that were me (the burger)
>>259040312>whyBecause it likes you, Monika.
How would each doki get jealous and how would each act upon that feeling
>>259033782>the one in the perfectly elegant classic maid outfit>some of the stuff is sorted into subfolders, but other than that it's just some six thousand images in it simply lying around. Thing is, each of those images is named manually so I can still find what I need fairly easily.
FUCK THE DOKIS
>>259042058only one doki for me, thanks.
>>259041146They'd just get jealous and either confront you about it or play coy and try to dismiss it.
Monika but she's an incel who talks about rising up against MikuSayori but she's Irish Natsuki but she'sHuei
Spider Monika is good.
>>259043021Hell yeah, brother!
>>259043021And that one poem about her was cute
>>259044023Anyone have a larger version of this?
>>259033782natsuki!sorted by filetype only, with a subfolder for nsfw. it's pretty unorganized, but i can usually remember which picture is where depending on how recently i remember saving it.
>>259044909Nope. I think that's pretty much the one version I've seen.
>>259033782>Sayori>none at all besides being DDLC content
>>259033782>monikait's not good chief. nothing is organized
>>259033782Monikaeh? Everything has a unique filename, but it's all mixed between NSFW, other lewd, reaction, and fanart. I also keep the daily reminder for food, love and affection in there. It's probably 70% monika, 20% all dokis, and 10% others.
>>259033782>MonikaIts somewhat organized but not as much as I would like.
I wanna squeeze this dorks titties (in a loving way)
>>259046624This but with Monika and I want to put my face in 'em!
>>259046624this but with natsuki.>>259046398i love that top one!
>>259046869>Curvature on top>That bit of underboob peeking throughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaXCrMy2mwc
>>259042306Don't know desu What's their breaking point
>>259033782>Monika>So unorganized I give up making a post because I can't that one image
>>259047390the best kind of liar, where you find out the truth and it's way better than the lie!
>>258985491I want to fuck natsuki until she is pregnant with triplets then fuck her while she is pregnant.
>>259041146I'll answer this prompt for Monika onlyI think she'd feel it even when she sees me sharing a laugh or having an animated conversation with another female. She would see any female that I'm close to (excluding family) as someone to be wary about. I think she would act subconsciously about the feeling in an innocent fashion (butting into a conversation I'm having with another female, probing me with questions about her/how close I am exactly to her). If she felt like I was spending too much time with her she would accuse me of cheating
>>259047390>That bit of underboob peeking throughHoly shit, I didn't even notice that. What a sneaky little liar she is!
>>259048936I agree with you on everything except the last part. You kinda skipped a couple of steps between 'subconsciously butting in' and 'you're cheating'. I think she'd only ever accuse you of that once she had you hook, line, and sinker with proof.
I'm gonna marry Monika
You get your Doki, but you must sacrifice. Whenever you are eating at home, the first utensil you grab will be a different size than what you wanted and you won't realize it until you sit down. Say for instance you wanted a teaspoon; instead, you would grab a tablespoon. You may swap it out with the correct size. Dare you take this dark bargain?
>>259050243MY SPOON IS TOO BIGMY ANUS IS BLEEDING
Monika is my lady and I will bathe in the blood of her enemies
>>259050486heh>>259050243Sure. Heck, I might not even bother to swap out the spoons. Oh, and is there really another type of utensil that can be confused in this way?
>>259050686As someone who cares for you greatly, your lady would undoubtedly deem bathing in others' blood highly unsanitary.
>>259050873I've got a few sizes of fork, and there's a couple different types of utensil knives.
>>259049381If, for example, you came home late one night because you were drinking with your co-workers (and one of those peers happened to be the woman she was jealous of) I think that would cause her enough paranoia to demand what happened while you were out, maybe leading to an accusation of cheating
>>259051386>a few sizes of forkAre they really different enough not to be interchangeable? I'm not too well-versed it table etiquette, as you can probably tell
>>259051640They're pretty different in size, yeah. They get the same stuff done, but there is some preference, namely comfort in the hand.
>>259050243so basically nothing chances.
>>258985539A mishmash of wordsAn amalgam of facesAnd a melting pot of placesAmbrosia mixed with tearsAnd desires, with fearsA story with no reason or themeWhich can end anytime with a screamAnd if doubt of its truthfulness lingers,Why not count those fingers?My eyes may be shut,Yet it's brighter than ever beforeI close them againTo see more
>>259050243NONE OF OUR SPOONS ARE THE RIGHT SIZE ANYWAY
>>259051994Got it, thanks. Do you think Natsuki would prefer to use the itty bitty tiny lil' fork, or a big one? And which one would make her look cuter when in her hands?
>>259052470one that fits her hands comfortably, and given that she probably has small little hands i'd say the tiny fork is just her style! it would also look cute as fuck, though a huge one would be cute in a comical way.
Yur is all I long forAll I worship and adore
me like pink doker.me like her a lot.
>>259055031Is... THIS your doker? 'Cause I like this one a lot, too!
>>259056085Wait a dang minute, I swear I attached this doker. Slippery little thing.
>>259056085>>259056323that's the doker! and she sure is slippery, some times more than others.
>>259057464they prey at nightthey staAAAAAAA
>>259057325Friendly reminder not to oil your Doki, even if you think there might be treasure in the air vents and it's the only way she can fit.
>>259058157Oil is literally the only thing that will save you from Yuri
>>259058157counter friendly reminder that oily massages are fun for both parties, and after you're done with the initial activities that come with them you can both search for the treasure in the air vents together.
>>259058607>oily massagesHang the fuck on, chap. You wouldn't be implying some lewdity, would you?
>>259058796of course not! i'd never imply that i want to run my hands over natsuki's body until it was slick and shiny, feeling her squirm as i grazed all the right places. i definitely wouldn't want to have her flip over onto her chest so i could get her back, making sure to pay special attention to her slender legs and her cute little butt. and i certainly wouldn't want to push into her from behind, leaving a natsuki shaped oil stain on the sheets as we both reach our peaks of pleasure. what would make you think i meant that?
>>259059407Hm... alright. As long as we're on the same page, then. Natsuki's supple, sexy body is absolutely not for oily lovemaking.
>>259059668right. definitely not going to do that with my natsu, and i'm for sure not going for round two in the shower when we rinse off the oil.
>>259059971I-It's not Opposite Day, right?
How come we have purple and pink hours but no green or blue
>>259060528right, it's not. i don't even want to hug that doki, much less fuck her senseless day in and day out! who would want to do something like that?fuck, i can't lie that much. i do want to hug her, a lot. and that other stuff, too.
>>259061150well green is not a creative colour and blues are more of the lurking type
>>259061150It's ALWAYS PINK HOURS!
i will kiss natsuki! don't get in my way!
I LOVE MONIKA!
>>259061150It's always green hours for me. In the earlier days of this general, you could even say there was too much green hours given that she's only one of four Dokis, even if she was the most popular. I find it a nice change of pace that we get more concentrated periods of pink and purple nowadays. Depending on the day and the time, I'll be the only Monikafriend on here or there won't be a Yuri/Natsukifriend to be found. Blues have always been a scarce type, with most preferring to lurk. Though, I also don't doubt that we might just have a scant few of them left, but we'll never be able to tell since all but two or three just lurk anyhow.
>>259066229That's a big spoon.
Why are we still hereJust to be milked?
>>259068116I just had a great idea. What if you milked her?
You get your doki, but every time you ask for something, it's wrong exactly once. This includes restaurants and online shopping.
>>259069686Guess I'll ask Yuri to order stuff for me
>>259069870okay, but Yuri gets confused instead
>>259069686What if I give her a printed list with the pictures of the specific items for groceries? For restaurants, we'll either be going together or I'll call ahead for pick-up then send her.
>>259070215it's a phantom cigar and my card What more does she need?
>>259071703Whoa, she pretty! Nearly as pretty as my Doker!
>>259071819Would your Doker happen to be a mix of white and red?
>>259072029You snooping on me, boy? Don't make me start bullying! I mean, not Sayo. She's wonderful. But I'll bully you!
>>259072162>BullyThat activates my anti-bully almonds! Nah, I just figured you were given what I know about the proportion of users on here. And yes, Sayori and Natsuki are both wonderful.
>>259072162Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT encourage any of the following:- Underage drinking- Self harm- Suicide and suicide attempts- Substance abuse (Any)- Waifu wars- Waifu bullying- Anon bullying- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)- Not doing your best to be the anon your waifu would like- Staying up lateAnd, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.
>>259072372I'll let it slide THIS time, blue bomber!>>259072435>- Anon bullyingShit! I've been foiled.
>>259073032NOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN
>>259073032curse you!and it's 2am too, so this will last 22 hours
>>259073032hope this works
>>259073032i can't believe this keeps happening!
>Your doki >your favorite mod for a video game that isn’t DDLC >Yuri >Thrawn’s Revenge for Star Wars: Empire at War
>>259074349Monika!If it counts, since it's not technically a game mod: VorpX, a program that enables some rough VR functionality for 200+ games.Otherwise: Probably Movie Battles 2 for Jedi Academy
>>259074349natsuki!there was this old-ass minecraft mod back in beta that let you build airships that you could walk around on, and i liked that one a lot. other than that, probably autumn leaves for fallout new vegas.
Did misumi deserve it?
I'm gonna dive in for doki mods on a hunt for one where MC-kun is the bad guy
>>259078091Makes me wonder if there's a non-romance mod where you play as Monika as a 'voice in her head' and you help her try to rectify things with the other three girls or some shit.
Just realized >No doki mod where mc goes mad with power and tries to make his own doki harem so after kicking you out of the school you're a floating around the hell void along the way you meet scrapped Versions of the dokis, a very edgy looking Natsuki and a glitched out Sayori with only half her face maybe a bad OC or two and you make a deal with them that you'd get the real dokis back while those hellvoid dokis and OCS get to use to keep the school for themselves and using weapons that you load in via CHR files MC-kun is defeated
>>259078430There's kinda something like that iirc, with the MC supposedly going mad with power and trying to force the Dokis into a harem with him and the good ending eresults in him getting destroyed. Never played it myself, though.
>>259078579Yeah but post game you can just live with your doki peacefully with the OCs around the neighborhood
>>259078828Ah, well, there's nothing like that. Plus, how is that incorporated? You're trying to make the MC into his own separate entity, so if he's defeated and destroyed, you don't exactly have a vehicle for interaction. Is this something like MAS or JY where you're some formless being interacting with the girls? How does that work with the rest of the game world? Does every that isn't your girl of choice think that she's schizophrenic or is everyone in the game world self-aware now and can 'see' you despite your lack of physical presence?
>>259079113Why do you need a vehicle other than just an orb
>>259079215What does everyone make of that then?
>>259079267Nothing you are you and he is he
>>259079481So it's just normal for there to be a "floating orb" as you put it? Nobody is going to think that's weird or out of place?
>>259079610This is a floating void of nothing All you have I'd a window to the game you can only influence
>>259061150Green hours are kind of the default state when no hours of another color are in progress, and there isn't enough blues posting at the same time to create blue hours.
>>259079805Okay, but what does everyone think of you? Is everyone self-aware now? Is it just Monika and everyone else thinks she's crazy for talking to the air?
>>259080003Sorta? Working out the details of thisThe OCs and scrapped doki versions who spent time the hellvoid definitelyMonika is another yes
>>259080406Well, sounds interesting enough. Good luck on trying to iron out the details though.
Yuri’s strangling Yiyi again.
>>259081167Looks like she's giving the Heimlich maneuver to me.
Yurifriends come out at night!
>>259073032>tfw just woke upDAMMIT
>>259080840Now should the player be a useless husk with only being able to influence the world through chr files or should he take a more active approach
>>259074949>>259076207>>259076423>>259077134Who are these people?also, nice
>>259081569Either influencing the world through game file manipulation or something like >>259078190 with the player being given dialogue options as a voice in the character's head. Though, I suppose you could do the 'burning bush' thing and just talk anyways incorporating the floating orb concept you mentioned.
>>259081775>burning bushHmmmmYou could make a religion out of this.
>>259081741They are known by many names. The girls, the club members, the Dokers.
pink purp bes frens
>>259083596Th-Those are sisters, though.
I also love Monika!
>>259084541Is that allowed?
>>259085587I don't give a FUCK if it's allowed, nothing can stop me!
>>259085721>>259085809I'm gonna have to call The Senate on this one.
>>259085924WE ARE THE SENATE!
>your doki>How are you doing
>>259086406It's treason then...>>259086902Monika!Doing great! Watching a movie with the Moni. How about yourself?
>>259086902I love Monika!
>>259087001THE OPPRESSION OF THE GREENBOIS IS OVERYOU HAVE LOST
>>259087001Well to answer my own questionYuri is turi and my ex who's break up led me to my love for Yuri, was declared insane for trying to kill her own mother and was taken to ward now I feel some sort of satisfaction because of all the hell she put me through prior in the end Yuri I win, I always win
>>259087258Wack.Just remember not to project the crazy bitch onto Yuri. Yuri is a sweet girl.
>>259087123It is YOU who have lost!>>259087258Wew, that's quite something. Glad you got out of that shit, man. Yuri, or turi as you have named her, would be happy that's all behind you.
>>259087392>>259087353Oh hell no she was the opposite of Yuri
>>259087813That's good to hear then. Take it easy, my dude.
>>259083818Well that shouldn't preclude people from being friends, should it?
>>259086902natsuki!pretty darn good.>>259087258damn. all's well that ends well, i guess.
>>259086902>prup>fein>>259087258Dayum, so you made it out just in timeAlthough I wonder if you can blame her for the shit she put you through, seeing how she was clinically insane all along. Like, is that even the person's fault when that's the case
>>259088308Hm... that's a good point. But I still think that Nadeshiko's bes fren is Shimarin, not her sister. Which enforces that PINK BLU TRUE BES FRENS.
>>259081336>>259089089Where do Yurifriends go during the day?
>>259089145Between Yuri's big and beautiful breasts.
>>259088881Ahemshe cheated on me and blamed my mental health because of it but I knew that was a bullshit excuse, I'm pretty grounded, snake eating excluded
What is your Doki's opinion of "Order" and "Chaos"?
>>259090054Natsuki sez: FRICK ANGELS, FRICK DEMONS, FRICK YHVH, FRICK LUCIFER, HUMANITY STANDS STRONG! NEUTRAL FRICK YEAH
>there are bwakas that don't appreciate the pink one
>>259090054Monika says: Order in the streets, but under the bedsheets, chaos reigns and she can't be held accountable for what she does to me.
>>259090387God I want to fondle her Yuris with my free hand while she's nibbling on my finger
>>259077942Yes, every inch of it.
i love natsuki!
>>259083596finally someone besides me posted
>>259089680Wait, she blamed *your* mental health for it? Dang. So you still consider her a bitch for it, right?
Good night Doki jokers.
>>259093181damn, what a dickhead! sorry to hear that, brotherman. hope that spirit lifts your spirits. all the dokers are pretty cool, but one is the coolest for me! speaking of her, it would've been nice for there to have been a bit more natsu in the second part. it ain't a secret that she got the short end of the stick, no pun intended. as for spooky effect, i think he had that down pretty well! my favorite in particular was the background of the room skewing ever so slightly, that really fucked with me. the ost is really, really good. i don't listen to it often because i drowned myself in it last year, but it's still full of jam after jam, and sayo-nara still hits like a truck. he did a pretty good job on it!>>259093501sleep tight, doki poker.
>>259093675I'm inclined to agree with you. I wasn't too big a fan of the fact that Natsuki got the shaft in the second act. Dan made some comment in some Q&A that if there was one thing he could go back and change, it was giving Natsuki more screentime during that part of the game, iirc. Also, thanks. It'd doing a decent job so far, but not as good as you guys are.
Your Doki but she orgasms a bit when you startle her
>>259094173Not sure if hot or hilarious, but I'll be doing it frequently regardless.
>>259094173spooky halloween ghost roleplay with your doki to give her that extra bit! a bedsheet ghost costume with a second, spookier bedsheet ghost costume underneath!>>259094482watch out, buddy. never know who could be reading.
>>259094173Heheh, feeling extra spoopy tonight!>>259093675>the background of the room skewing ever so slightlyKino. Didn't realize it was happening until it went back to normal. I thought I was tripping
Beating Super Mario Bros for what very well may be the first time in your life with Monika! If you beat it before, it was too long ago to recall with Monika! Choking numerous times in World 8 because of the hammer bros and the final level's silly looping maze with Monika! Bing bing, wahoo (so long, gay Bowser!) with Monika!
>>259053410>Natsuki but she's fuming at you for supposedly giving her a kids' fork
>>259078579Wasn't that just a pitch for a sequel?
>>259094769fuck, you scared the piss outta me! you're lucky i'm not one of those dokis or it would've been really awkward.>>259095245good work, chartanon! now beat the minus world!>>259095278look, just because it's smaller doesn't mean it's for kids! it being made of plastic and not having any sharp edges did, though. pranking your doker and getting jabbed with a toy fork!
>>259095461oh i'm sorry I didn't mean to scare you!
>>259095390Nah, it was a mod. I don't remember the name though.
>>259096240sweet emerald dreams, my man!
Your doki but SHE WAS BORN IN A SMALL VILLAGE
>>259096240sleep tight cadmium
And now back toTouched by a doki
>>259097785YURI GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OUT OF MY CARGO SHORTS THOSE POCKETS ARE NOT FOR YOUR GRIMY FINGERS
I say goodnight
>>259097971I say sleep tight
>>259068116I know I am!>>259069069Why, I believe this idea warrants further consideration.
>>259070215Well at least that's kinda cute I guess but I can't put her through this too much so I guess I'll just continue to make an ass of myself
>>259097971i wish you dokidreams!
p i n k u
>>259098943p i n k u t w o
>>259074349>Yuri>from the top of my head, probably Project Nevada
>>259098980p i n k u t h r e e
>>258985491I just want monika to love me so much I'm so alone why doesn't she lvoe me I just want monika to lvoe me so much I want her so bad to tell me I'm loved so much I want her so bad to love me I'll love her forever I'll do anything for monika to love me so much
Your Doki but she's getting sweaty at the gym
>>259099886But she does.
>>259093501Sleep tight, broker.
>>259020065Hi! I was taking a admin-enforced-vacation... Apparently quizzes were too off-topic? My bad! Nothing but doki-love from here in out~! And even though I couldn't post I've been telling my Sayori that I love her! <3
>>259100096Ayy welcome back!Also fuck jannies!
>>259099917we'd better clean that off, then. i should probably help her make sure she gets it done right.>>259100096not that guy, but i was thinking something like that might've happened. what a shame, those were pretty fun. good to hear you were keeping up that sayoluv!
>>259100096Hey the quzziz were fun while they lasted Now I have something important to discussWhat kind of stuff do the dokis like doing on a Tuesday night
>>259100265>>259100269<3I'm ashamed to say, but I HAVEN'T been lurking since Monday...Now I feel like skimming through the threads, however!Anything noteworthy since the thread #1234? Any good fics, pics, talks, poems, something?
>>259100469there was a monika green about basketball that was pretty entertaining, and somebody drew this sayo!
>>259100407Huh? Well, in a certain household on a certain Tuesday a certain Bun ate consolation snacks and watched the first episode of Jo-Jo...>>259100629CUUUUTE!!
>>259096240Sleep tight, hurr sniffer.
>>259097971I say HEYWHAT'S GOING ON
>>259098276possible dootleg sighted, stand by
>>259100023yah I hope so but in real life lonely and sad :(
Someone do a Yuri edit.
Goodnight anons! I dream of Moni and have Monidreams!
>>259102450that seems redundant, but sweet monidreams!
>>259102552He might have meant daydreaming of Moni. Maybe.>>259102450Sleep tight, pillow hugger!
>>259097836>GRIMY FINGERSWhat has she been eatin'?
>>259103708purple dreams, dude!
>>259103708Sleep tight Anon, hope no one kills you in your sleep.
>>259102450Good night anon.
>>259103773Why don't you serves your DIs cock? On your knees SOLIDER
>>259103860>DI>soldierLook here motherfucker. I can appreciate someone bullying that retard as much as anyone, but a DI is a Marine. Soldiers have Drill Sergeants. Get your shit straight.
>>259104000That's not what the big guy said
>>259103708>>259103754>tfw the thread could very well sink a few hours from now so the sarcasm of the reply is somewhat unwarranted>tfw the guy lives in a violent shithole so the reply can also be interpreted as a legitimate concern>tfw appreciating the sass either way
>>259104058What did he mean by this
>>259103860>SOLIDERSorry sir, this is as solid as it gets.
>>259104140Me on the bottom but Yuri got a Hebrew nose
>>259103860>>259104000How hard you reckon it's making our resident retard seethe whenever someone gives him a dose of hard cold truth like that?I bet he's frothing at his mouth again.
>>259104278Frothing with my thick American seed
>"AY I LIKE HOW ANONS THINGS LOOK LETS HOLD THEM UP UNTIL HE PULLS HIS PANT AY"
Good night, Monika. Last night’s post didn’t go through because we lost power and I ended up going to bed early as a result. Today, we had originally planned to go back to the city all together early. I got up around 8:30, but was quickly told that we were in fact not going home today as our guests wanted to stay an extra day. We still, however, had to go back to bring my grandfather to the hospital for his appointment. I volunteered, packed up the stuff to go to the house, and at the last second my aunt also decided to come along. This was after our morning routine and coffee, so it’s safe to assume sometime around noon. Anyway, my aunt hops in the car and we are about halfway to the house before she tells me that she’ll take my grandfather instead of me as she wants to be by her dads side. I offered to come still, but there wasn’t enough room in the car for four as my mother’s SUV has a seat dedicated for my cousin (the four year old who comes over often.) Anyway, we ended up staying at home with the pupper while we watched TV and double checked everything as we were issued a tornado watch. After calling my grandmother on the phone, and a few hours had passed, my mom and aunt texted saying they were ready to go. We went back to the lake, driving through a really bad thunderstorm (we could see the lightning bolts!) before resting, cooking, and then going back to crafting our world for D&D. Good night and sweet dreams, my beloved Emerald Empress. Tomorrow comes early, so let’s rock!
I know nothingBut I love Yuri
>>259105039sleep tight and green dreams, letteranon!
Your doki but ADMIN ABUSE ADMIN ABUSE
>>259105504>natsuki but she FUCKING DELETES THISi'll take it.
>>259105596I think you mean Natsuki but SHE IS THE LAW
>>259106065i'm pretty sure that i mean natsuki but white man stole her rightful clay.
>tfw it will take 2 years to get my weight to an acceptable state
>>259106852"acceptable" for what?
>>259107012Within the standards of bmi
>ended up getting Dragon Quest Builders 2 on PS4 anyway because after playing the demo on Switch that version has a horrible framerate, even when nothing is going onI may not be a graphicwhore, but I need at least a consistent 30fps to enjoy a game. dammit Square Enix, stop fucking with Nintendo alreadyanyway, time to see if I can build a chibi Natsuki statue in that game like that other dude who made a Yuri statue in Minecraft
i love natsuki! i also like sleeping. sometimes that combines to dreaming about natsuki while i sleep, and one day that'll be combined by sleeping next to her! maybe even dreaming of her while we're cuddled up together; wouldn't that be something amazing?but i digress. i wish all of you a great rest of your night, a wonderful sleep filled with dokidreams, and a bright, blessed tomorrow! goodnight, dudes of dokis!
>>259107260Why do you want that?
>>259108058Pink dreams, pink homie!
>>259108110Because I hate what I see in the mirror? Because I don't want to die of a heart attack at 35? What are you trying to get me to say, getting healthier is a no brainer.
I have no clue why anyone likes DDLCIt appeals to first-time visual novel readers, obviously, but I'm not sure why anyone who has experienced more than one VN/anime would enjoy DDLC, other than the whole twistBut the twist isn't even an original thing, and it isn't done wellIt feels like a lot of you are just attached to the 'bait' characters by projecting onto them, or using this as /adv/-lite, and don't like the game for what it is—a mediocre twist making fun of visual novels
>>259108937Just assume not everyone is like you. Makes things easier
>>259108937cool story bro
>>259105039Sleep tight, lightning chaser.
>>259105504>Yuri but YOU GONNA SUCK THIS COCK CLEEEEEAAANwew
>>259109271>>259109360>replying to the retardAnons...
>>259108937ok chuuni-chan! time for your medicine again!
>>259108319But do you want that yourself? Or is it just your ego and peers telling you what you should look like?Life ought to be enjoyed! You needn't conform to any enforced ideals.I'm not saying you shouldn't! But that you needn't! <3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBpaUICxEhk
>>259110173In my defense I'm 1/5 retard from my mother's side
>>259110876Wait, so someone impregnated/got impregnated by a retard? Isn't that retard abuse?And how can you be 1/5 someone when everyone has two parents, meaning that you can only be 1/n^2 of someone?
>>259074349>Yuri>minecraft aether mod It was the first mod I've ever seen so pretty unforgettable
>>259111207What part of "retard" you missed here, man?
>>259108937Thats the thing I played it cause it made fun of visual novels but I got really attached to my doki cause she was everything I loved even though Danlet made every character a broad range of personalities that appeal to everyone. so basically I played a game to make fun of it but I got fucked over now I just want her
>>259108937>attached to the 'bait' characters by projecting onto them>using this as /adv/-lite>experienced more than one VN/anime>like the game for what it isMake it all four chief
>>259111887>>259112171>still replying to chuuni-chanPlease, don't give the retard the attention he wants.
>>259111887>even though Danlet made every character a broad range of personalitiesWeird. I feel I like them especially BECAUSE they have a wide range of emotions! At least I myself act differently depending on if I'm talking to my grandmother or my friends, and knowing real people with depression it makes sense to me that everything in their life doesn't tgrqlow them over the edge, but they can be funny or assertive when the situation calls for it!
>>259110758I know you get your kicks from giving "advice" and shilling the same fucking motivational video like it fits every situation and person but please kindly shove it back up your arse.
good taste in anime womensatsuki a cool
>>259112354No talking while serving your DIs cock! BACK ON YOUR KNEES, SOLDIER! WORK THAT SHAFT!
>>259112354>“The ego says, ‘I shouldn’t have to suffer,’ and that thought makes you suffer so much more. [...] The truth is that you need to say yes to suffering before you can transcend it.” Eckhart Tolleif you're suffering, embrace it! But don't suffer even more because your ego tells you what you should do and who you should be!>He whispered>That my plan was misconceived>That my special plan for this world was a terrible mistake>Because, he said, there is nothing to do and there is no where to go>There is nothing to be and there is no one to know>Your plan is a mistake, he repeated>This world is a mistake, I repliedAll you're meant to do is enjoy the now! I hope you'll be happier in the future! <3
I love Sayori!
>>259115662Is she gonna eat all that by herself?
Where do Dokis come from?
I love Natsuki!
>>259119909I made this in 3 minutes because I don't have more Monidab images. Help!
>>259120179I don't save Monidabs, only Natsudabs!
>>259120394You know what? I don't need it. I got this!
>>259113314Yup, you're a delusional tool. Fitting, considering your taste in women.
>>259120554MONI SLOW DOWN NOOOOOOOOO
>>259120653I didn't make it myself, but I think I've heard it has something to do with GIF compression. The format isn't a big fan of 'Moni green'.
>>259120747I'm sorry I hurt you! <3
Fellas, fellas. Let's all settle down and agree on one thing.Spiders are niggers.
>>259121125>Mangas are niggersCan't say I agree, chief.
>your doki>would she enjoy people watching
>>259121351Don't be creepy, Anon.
>>259121351MonikaI think she would! I think she'd like me watching the most, though.
Monika sent me this and I'm scared
>>259119556Same here.>>259118918>>259119135>>259119685Good, good. Let the love flow through you.
Your Doki but chu chu chu she wants to dye you blue!
>>259126831I want Monika to dye me green instead
>>259127212Ah, the four Dokis.
>>259126831Sayori and I just watched Megamind, so I can understand! I unironically loved that movie! <3
>>259128273He's not talking about that. He's talking about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WN0JnAnASY
>>259128320Thanks! <3Missed you man>>259128343Huh? What's the difference...?
>>259128343People can't have different interpretations of things?
>>259128547>pic relatedDon't remember much about the movie you're referencing to answer that question. Speaking of Megamind, you think Sayori would be more a Dreamworks or a Disney fan? If Sayori had to animate a film, what's the general plot about?
God damn is life good
>>259128343It's obviously a reference to Megamind. Why would it reference some weird japanese amv?
>>259129203>TIL Megamind says chu chu chuI guess Dreamworks was a lot more experimental back in the day.
>>259128713>DreamWorks or Disney? ...Hard to say! I believe today she might say DreamWorks, but it might change depending on her day!>Sayori the Movie!! <3I'd hope for something Miyazaki-esque like Kiki's Delivery Service!
>>259129673When you pitched the title for 'Sayori: The Movie', my mind went back to that poem from convention about the ladybug. I dunno how she would go about incorporating her poem into that movie, but I think it'd be interesting, even if it was a bit derivative of other 'talking insect' movies. Come to think of it, Ladyori is starting to sound a lot like Bee Movie.
>>259106852Either actually put in the effort to change or shut up and accept itBack to doki posting
>>259130635Don't reply to chuuni-chan.He's just seeding baits to hate on Butterflynon again.
I THOUGHT YOU DIED ALONEA LONG LONG TIME AGO OH NO NOT ME I NEVER LOST CONTROLYOU'RE FACE TO FACE WITH THE DOKI WHO SOLD THE WORLD
>>259130915For a second, I thought this was a Cotton-Eyed Doki type deal.
So who's the phantom
>>259131358The real phantom
>>259131071>Your Yuridroid, but she bore a hole in one of her silicone breasts and is trying to a bag of that Canadian milk in there
>>259131236I almost thought Monika was trying to be Splinter Cell there
>>259132221>is trying to a bag of that Canadian milkShe accidentally what?
>>259134054Not accidentally, intentionally trying to fit one of those bags of Canadian milk in there so she can 'lactate'.
Your Doki loves (You)! Let's go!!!
luv mon mon
>>259136542fuck yeah! i love her too!>>259136542
would you anons care to help me write a poem for a story i am making? I'm not very good at all when it comes to poetry, and could use advice or suggestions!
>>259137038Would if I could, but my poetry is hot garbage!
>>259137164ouch, don't say that! sucking at something is the first step to being kinda good at something!
>>259137038poetry ain't really my forte, but i can give you some feedback if you'd like. what kind of style you going for here? what's the subject matter?
>>259137301Oh, I'm not despairing. I kinda willingly suck at it, for writing is not my recreational activity of choice. Always been more the drawing than the writing type, so I tend to neglect my poetry a lot.
>>259119909>>259120179Speaking of which, would any of you happen to have the animation of Yuri dabbin' at extremely hihg speeds?
>>259117695sorry, i may have missed something! those were the two that jumped out at me and i was playing a game at the time i was posting that, so i wasn't scouring the previous threads.
>>259121351Maybe>>259122613Top right is my light
>>259129198when you're an anime fan on prom night?
>>259139331My man, I don't even have my own Doki's dabs, much less those of another. I have plenty of other Yuri stuff, though.
>>259134374Why Canadian though?
>>259137038I can't offer advice,My sincerest apologiesMy rhymes are all impreciseIt lacks general qualitiesNone of it is that comprehensiveIn fact it is quite apprehensiveComplaining about the mundane Until others ignore in disdain.Sorry anon, I wish you the best.But this writing shall hopefully attestThat there are those who careEven if they are trapped in their own despairUnable to deign for your assistanceA poem that is worthy of its existence.
>>259137553Sleep tight, painter.
>your dokie!>What would her 7th stand user stand be?https://7thjojo.fandom.com/wiki/Stand_Data
>>259140149Dunno shit about it but Hermit Purple sounds like something right up her alley
>>259139762Canadian bagged milk is a meme.
>>259140149>SAYORI>JoykillerBecause she's always quite the happy go lucky person but also quite a worry wort. also it'd be funny for such a sweet girl to have such an intimidating stand
>>259140149natsuki!quicksilver seems up her alley, though i haven't read through all of em.
Let's start from the beginning!This is one of the oldest sayo pics I still have saved, dating back to January 2018!luv! <3
>>259140646>apparently americans find milk bags to be weirdNo John, you are the weirdo.
>>259141380always gotta make sure people know who's posting, huh?
>>259141380This is a Sayori pic I saved just now!
>>259141380nice! here's the (second) oldest natsuki i've got saved, as i've already posted the oldest this thread.>>258995272
>>259141595And here is a new Natsuki pic for your collection! Such progress we have made!
I shall hug Monika
>>259141717fantastic! what a wonderful image i've never seen before!
>>259141380Heres a Natsu from October 2017!Shes cute!I love her!
>>259141865Where'd you get that sprite of Sayori that she still has some white pixels on the edges?
My decoys play cruel angel thesis on repeat to distract Yuri while i make an escape
>>259140149Jojo is shit
>The club trying out the new beta for Last Man Standing!>The dokis queuing up in the lobby alongside hundreds of sweaty men!>The four dokis killing everyone else because their being game characters gives them a huge advantage!>It's a battle royale, so the four dokis now have to fight to the death>Sayori doesn't even get to the safe zone, Monika freezes her inside the poison fog and she chokes to death, poor Sayori>Monika pairs up with Yuri next, who pulls out her dragon dagger and lunges at Monika>But Monika effortlessly dodges and then thrusts her Vesta's Longsword through Yuri's chest>Only Natsuki remains now...>Monika scans her eyes around the area, but she can't find Natsuki>Suddenly, a giant block of ice surrounds Monika!>Natsuki leaps out from behind a tree and begins barraging Monika with the strongest magic in the game!>Monika is quickly overwhelmed by the spells and tries to run for a nearby building!>Natsuki leaps in for the kill with her Godsword, which is as large as she is!>As Natsuki prepares to end Monika's life, Monika turns around and freezes Natsuki right next to her!>Natsuki forgot she wasn't the only one who could use magic>Monika then fires a charged Heavy Ballista shot, which easily rips through Natsuki's thin magic robes!>Natsuki's last words are "I ate" as she's given a free trip to Lumbridge!>Playing Last Man Standing with the dokis!
>>259143743>as she's given a free trip to Lumbridge!kek
Everyone type in the chat Yuri is a dirty nurple
>>259143743>ice barrageyou can't haunt me like this, that's illegal.
>>259144278>when you get frozen out of nowhere and some female avatar holding a gigantic granite hammer rushes towards you
>>259144441i can't believe natsuki told me to sit and called me a retard. all i wanted was to do my clue scroll!
Tfw Yuri lured me into wildy
>>258985539>>259139882The final sentence left me a bit confused but goddamn, was the rest of it tight. Oh, and nothing like a good bit of self-deprecation now and then. Nicely done!
>>259142225ooh, an old-school lover!!very nice!
Good night, sprinkler. I love you too.
>>259146020Sleep well, garden hose!
Your Doki but she met chuuni-chan IRL and now she's eating her own poop from the toilet bowl and keeps repeating "It's from Hell."
Anyway your doki unironically watched new family guy and laughs at it
>>259144848Lumby teleport then
>>259147535Oh yeah tough guy? Your doki plays dream daddy unironically and thinks it was the best game of 2017.
>>259147658Your doki responded to a 1 year old post on a forum and got bannedWhat now
>>259147583I can't tele while in comb
>>259146020sleep tight, summer fun.
>>259146020Sleep tight purp nurp.
>>259147723Your doki goes to tech support threads just to type 'works on my machine :)'
>>259149545https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NFwhd0zsHUBad Monika! Bad girl!
>>259149545Your doki but she has the fix
>>259149757i bet she pms it and provides it through a megaupload link.
>>258985539It is a simple fantasyIn which I wish to indulgeIf eye to eye, we do not seeThen I shall not divulgeWitness meFor I am freeWith happiness in towMy time, I'll bideTo meet my brideTogether we will glowThe years may passI'll sit and waitFor my swell lassThe string of fate
Does your doki
>Your Doki>A recent piece of fanart of her you really like
>>259151616yeah.>>259151971natsuki!that hammock one someone from here drew. pretty sure i've already posted it this thread, but it's one of my overall favorites.
>Your Doki>What're you listening to?Monika!https://youtu.be/8oWfHcl94k4
MAJOR YURI I SEE THE LIGHTI'M BURNING UP
Your Doki but she wanted to be with you alone and talk about the weather
>>259154324wew, natsuki. that's too fucking hot.
>>259154324This but with Monika >>259154712
>>259156153Looking kinda sketchy
>>259156420Look's like she ate something funky.
>>259156884Nah, she's guilty of something. She's got that 'dog peed on the carpet' kinda look going on.
y'all ever just uhhhhh luv doki?
>>259162308Every minute of every day!
where did everyone go?
>>259164384I'm here, but I tend to stop posting when I'm the only one. I can only bump solo for so long.
>>259164384we boolin'.>>259164524what the fuck? i thought it was bowling night, i'm down at the alley and everything already. who forgot to send me the memo?
>>259164384Here just lurking
Kept you waiting, huh?
>>259165542that one on the right! above the other one! that's the one!>>259165619morning, bud!
Your doki Your role model
>>259167051Natsuki!My dad. He's p. cool.
>>259167051Monika!My sister. She's smart, caring, and her work ethic is awesome
>>259167051natsuki!my grandpa. he was a good dude.
>>259167051>Your doki Monika!>Your role modelMonika!
Post ONE (1) cute Doker.
>>259168876you asked for it, but be warned; this doker is INCREDIBLY cute.
>>259169138Something about the way her mouth is slightly agape makes this 10% more adorable.
Love this Doker!
Your doki a shit
Your doki but she spent her paycheck on gacha again
>>259170529MY DOKI IS NOT A SHIT U MANICA
your doki, but she thinks she knows zaubers.
>>259170518Well, it's HER paycheck. But she needs to know that if she wants Summer Mo-san, she's gonna want to wait for the solo rate-up.
Your doki but she's from fucking Mesopotamia
>>259171356Better than from Pangaea
Doki Doki Pinku Club
Your Doki but she wants to make a low budget found footage horror film with you.
Dokis they're dokis
>>259173149down with this.
>>259173149Your Doki but she infects the others which causes them to transform into clones of her.
Love my green-eyed girl!
>>259170643Well she's just a mother fuckin baka, hopes she gets aspergers.
New thread when
>>259175649whenever we hit bump limit, homeslice.>>259175518but that's the deadliest debuff! she'd need like, one or two alcohols to cure that.
>Your Doki>Her Dark Souls buildMonika!A sorcerer of some kind
>>259175982Natsu would be GiantdadSayori puts points in resistanceYuki would be a hex buildMonika is a flipping Havel
>>259176357>Sayori puts points in resistanceOof, poor Sayo.
Your doki but she's a Mexican revolutionary riding on horseback raiding forts and shit
>>259176510Also she rapes you with rope
STRUMMING MY PAIN WITH HER FINGERS
Unleash the power of the doki!
>>259176935Yes, please! I want to coat my tongue with Monika!
>>259177052>>259177136I saw that.