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>tfw no heavy friend
>"Tooxic yikes">"Wow that was toxic im sorry">"Dude, toxic, wow">"Thats soo toxic Y I K E S">"Ok, toxic, no more, sorry">"Oh shit, toxic, YIIIIIKES"Does he repeat this so much to forget and convince himself that he didn't based off his fame on being a toxic piece of shit and actually promoting it?He is still the same bully piece of shit he is just too scared to commit to it to the end and be punished for it as his boyfriend. Best part its to see how that cynical son of a bitch is negating now him and actually ignoring any topic about him, as if he didn't ever dealed with him or knew him at all. He just straight up stole all the viewers the other lost with his ban and betrayed him.He just went full the worst of the worst, he fucking Brute'd his friend without any regret just for the sake of getting richer, getting more views and being more famous. A real and absolute desplicable person
yo dumbass I'muna say the n word
Anon please tell me who are you referring to with these posts
what does it mean when someone's name on the scoreboard is dark and they don't have a class icon? why do they stay like this minutes into the match
Thanks fer the ride, pardner!
It means they are still on the first class select screen.Epic pro tip for all the gay gamer bros out there:if you need to go afk in a casual match, just die and open the class select screen, people won't see you idle that way. Also good for scumming points at round ends when you know you've already lost.
move 'em out!
thanks fluffy cunny
dont click its a virus
why are e-celebs so fucking bad at this game? just played against one, and I tell you, he was horrible, he was overextending all the time and couldn't aim for shit. dominating his unusual-wearing ass was sure enjoyable though
I can't log in my steam account now wtf
so when is the pyro removing update
iron bomber or stock grenade launcher?
stock grenade launcher to increase your testosterone
>yikes poster>pyro removing update poster>rat poster>despite being whatever % poster
iron bomber to make players like 386 and 402 seethe
despite being 100% of all black people, blacks commits 100% of all crimes commited by blacks
I good sniper is literally impossible to counter
Spy, Pyro and flanking routes all exist. So nah.
>>258865315what a looooooser
scout is class number one
>>258871617I like heavy more
which generation of no reply monkey are you
which generation of "which generation of no reply monkey are you" monkey are you
"first" secondI feel like most people are third or fourth gen now.
>>258866957are you sure that still works, I'd think you just respawn as your old class
It works. You don't respawn at all.
not him but it works
(Voice) b4nny: What the fuck??
do you guys like this name
>>258869245stock grenade launchert. iron bomber user
bat outta hell is a crutch
every melee is a crutch for bad ammo management
every ranged weapon is a crutch for people who can't position
i want to kill
funke is based
no he isnt
the sun on a stick is a crutch for people who can't frag without a pocket pyro
rocket jumping is a crutch for people who can't bhop
help my shit is bloody
so don't shit???
how much blood is it, is it dark or light red or even black and is it on the surface or everywhere
MEDIC!MY ASSHOLE IS BLEEDING!
>>258877771for some reason that image makes me cringe
seriously FUCK spy niggers. im done for tonight this shit is too rage inducing how do you even win against a good spy >dude invisible one hit kills lmao
all spy mains use autostab scriptslegit spy players rely on the stock revolver for their main damage output and they're rare as fuck
turn around and shoot him with your guns
engineer is boringuse the widowmaker and become a pub stomper
what the fuck is wrong with the tf2 community?
nothingits based and epic
>rocket jump>unknowingly kill a cloaked spy
That is literally the main reason why TF2 gets flak from random faggots writing for tabloids, they have no speech filters and the game is predominantly white, unlike Söyerwatch which has half of its heroes as negroids or chinks.
>randomly detonate stickybombs while moving to a new place>kill a cloaked spy
>>258871187this.the only counter to a good sniper is a better sniper, there's no way around this fact.or vaccinator if you're a pussy
overwatch is making billions and still has millions of playerstf2g is a dying piece of shit dinosaurimagine being on the wrong side of history
>nigger can't handle some banter in a fucking video gameahahahahhahahahaa this shit writes itself
baste and RED
>three audible trannies in game chat
Yeah that Blizzard stock is looking great
Guys so I was playing on hightower and somehow the topic of market gardening came up along with the fact that I suck at it And then this one guy was like "I'll show you some jumps" and then after I kinda failed a lot be took me to a jump academy server and walked me through several courses I didn't know you could still meet genuinely nice people like that in 2019. I might finally end up learning to rocket jump after almost 2k hours. I already completed easy walls twice, where before I would have been utterly unable to do any sort of walljump. Now my hands hurt though
how can you even tell the difference between a tranny and a normal male voice
do you live in california or something
Trannies have a very distinctive voice because of the hormones. You'll know it when you hear it
>Anti-armor weapon>Anti-Tranny weapon>Anti-Catholic weaponIs the hammer the best weapon ever made? I use the Necro Smasher whenever I can.
the Necro Smasher? more like the Negro Smasher amirite guys?
god when did tf2g become so based again
>that pyromain who goes around airblasting rollers
do people main pyro unironically?
>randomly detonate stickies hidden inside a large health kit and get a kill while in spawn>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW DUDE HACKING WTF
>>258884463>overwatch is making billions and still has millions of playersOn what fucking planet?
>Please stop watching and discussing my competitor's content. You're making the algorithm favor his content over mine. These guys and Dane need to get off Tyler's dick. His speculation is literally harmless.
Hey lads,I want some game I can play for fun in my laptop, is TF2 worth getting into? How active is the community? I checked the subreddit and it's really cringe. Is the game filled with weebs?
god i love big milkers
The game is stuck in the early 2010s, so you have weebs and horsefuckers and furries more than in other games, but also you can say nigger and nobody bats an eye.Like any community it has its retards (especially pyro mains) but more often than not people will be happy to banter. Every now and then some guy will just be really salty. Aren't all subreddits really cringe?The only downside to joining now is that Valve has deprioritised it so work on it keeps getting pushed back by their other projects. It's 12 years old, and while it has aged admirably and is still plenty active (the most pessimistic estimates give 10k players at most times, steam store stats still hover around 50k) it probably won't be immortal. The economy is also kinda fucked, but you don't necessarily need to care about that. (Incidentally, almost all unlockable weapons are sidegrades. They're also all worthless so it's piss easy to get the loadout you want. Only cosmetics are worth anything.)
>>258887368Oh. So it's still fun, right? That's pretty much all I want. I'd play reaaaally casually tho, and since it's kinda a niche game I thought I'd have people tryharding 24/7. Am I better off playing shit like Paladins or OW on the side? I already play CSGO competitively.
>>258886772hold on a secondi remember that tattooisnt she a nude model?
Nah it's completely fine for playing casually. That's the thing, with minimum 10k concurrent players at any given time, it's not really that niche. Sometimes people just decide to be friendly, and taunt together or whatever. In general, most people don't mindlessly mow down enemies. Just as an example, I've had it happen where there's a shootout, we both get low on health, we both pull out our melees, look at each other, say "thanks", and both just leave. Or frequently, if you pull out a melee, a sizeable amount of other players will pull out theirs in turn, rather than just shooting you.But then there's always the mindless players who are just there to get frags and will mow down anyone, and then occasionally you will find epic pro players who are only in the server to show off how amazing they are and wipe the floor with the enemy team. Those are rare, though.
>>258886772>>258887570yep thats herdam she ugly
was she bogged or just born like that?
this fucking scout keeps saying thanks after he kills me. how do i beat his ass?
fuck off twitchnigger
Just switch to engineer and he'll already start typing out walls of text as his honor and pride prevents him from switching to soldier to peek everything you build no matter where you build itthe best thing you can do in tf2 is switch classes to soft counter someone who's a one trick pony trying to make a name for themselves as a recognized <class> main in 2019
>>258889764>the best thing you can do in tf2 is switch classes to soft counter someone who's a one trick pony trying to make a name for themselves as a recognized <class> main in 2019Fuck all those faggots with their SFM avatars and their whale accounts, I always dominate, I always taunt.
How do I recgonize a Pyro main
pink cosmetics and they always have a hearth in their names
>>258891304they will be bad
people say engi counters scout but i destroyed a nest on my own as scout and dominated a mini engi on another map
But he was wearing a gibus so I shot a rocket snd he reflected it back to my face..........
counter does not mean hard counterthis is team fortress two and you can just kill them to death
>>258869245stock grenade launchert. stock grenade launcher user
>>258885505what's a name for the homewrecker that fits this? I already have a shotty that destroys trannies, but what would sound catchy for the sledge
tf2g be like
yo, that's gay
it's not gay if u just play a girl
*frags you*nice try faggot
mfw getting bombed by an enemy soldier right in front of my pocket
>when your medic gf(m) drops his uber
>>258896510god i wish this were me
>when anon posts cringey anime gifs
i can't believe anon isn't even charing trans girls rent for living in his head
>dislike something>thing thus lives in your head rent-freepeople who dislike transsexuals live in your head rent-free
>>258898940Is that a giant sandvich or a tiny heavy?
Need a dispenser here
>>258899481I'll be dispensing tonight.
except i don't post about people who dislike trans people every waking second of my life like people who dislike trans people dothus trans people live in your head rent free
>when the wojak poster thinks he can criticize anons image choices
guys should i buy a vpn service
>>258899927Yeah do it because spending is good for the economy.
its your money but why do you need a buy one
i just thought about it the other day when i used google maps and i stopped somewhere on my way to the placethen it asked me to rate the placelike how the fuck did it knowand if it knows that, then how much else does it knowi dont like the idea of getting tracked like a bug in a giant bug network
Google knows everythingIt probably knows more about us than we know about ourselvesA VPN won't change anything
None of these past posts have had anything to do with Team Fortress the Second.
How much refined is a key going for? 52.44 ref
drawfag here, any tf2 requests?art sample in pic related
should i just stop using the internet then?go back to a flip phone from mid 2000?go back to paper maps and and pocket calculators?i dont want to be a rat in a rat maze, but i also dont feel like going back to the stone age just to stay private
go back to /g/
>>258901196draw the rat from rat movie: mystery of the mayan treasure with a gibus, it would be epic
>>258901196Can you draw miss pauling kissing miss pauling?
No just be yourselfI don't think Google will care about my mass favorited collection of hentai on sadpanda
>>258901196cute pic of me
Yeah, I totally play Quake.
>>258901387that sounds exactly like something a spook would saythey will eventually gain even more control over what they see you do and whos to say they will not use it against youi wish i was born in the 50's
Hey tf2g newbie here, literally downloaded Steam for the first time yesterday after years of pirating after finally getting a good internet provided. First thing I did was downloading tf2, so far it's been both really hard but pretty fun.How does the economy work? Can I get anything being f2p? Any places to learn the advanced tricks and strats? Also I suck at aiming in general so I only play heavy, pyro, engi and medic.
>>258901196pls draw olivia
>>258902036youre a little late to the party, but tf2 is still the same tf2 after all these yearsfor tutorials you can search on youtube or google as any quesation you may have has already been answered hundreds of timesthe tf2 community tends to get autistic about many topics and you will find subdivisions for every aspect of the gametrading, modding weapons, rocket jumping, chilling with friends, erp sessions, custom game modes, competitive play, etc etc etcjust be prepared to lose a lot and learn a lot
>>258902036>How does the economy work?You earn weapons based on amount of time you play. The weapons can be crafted into metal and the metal into hats. You can trade metal and hats for whatever. Keys that are bought to open crates are worth a lot of metal so they're used to trade because they're valuable.>Can I get anything being f2p?You can get free weapons at a slow rate and maybe if you're lucky a hat or two from random item drops. I recommend buying something from the tf2 store to become a premium account. You'll get increased backpack space and faster weapon drops.>Any places to learn the advanced tricks and strats?Look up anything you have questions about on the tf2 wiki. https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Main_Page
I hate summer so much bros
Summer hates u 2 :)
Soldier and Demo are the only classes that you can complain about justifiably.
not even themjust sidestep the booms
>>258904207Can I have a blog? I like your style
>>258901196draw a cute zhanna pls
zhannas already cute
>>258902691If I were to only ever buy ONE thing to get premium status, what is worth the most bang for my buck?
>>258906384I would buy a mann co supply crate key because then you can take that key over to https://scrap.tf/ and trade it for a lot of weapons and hats. One thing though, you would have to wait for the key to become tradable before you can trade though.
>b4nny just gives up while his team winsreally makes me think
what loadout says "i have a small penis"?
anything that isn't stock
What are new mechanics/weapons that you would like to see for a hypothetical Team Fortress 2 massive update?SniperFlintstriker (Melee)+Right click sets huntsman on fire and disables melee for 6 seconds-no random critical hitsSpy*New watch that allows Spies to teleport/blink a short distance*Spies now have Ironsights in their pistols*new mechanic that allows spies to throw their knives, which disables their melee for 15 seconds or until knife is picked up**Thrown knives have the same properties as mouse1, can backstab and damage enemiesEngineer*new secondary backpack that allows Engies to "carry" his buildings (while it remains active) (carried buildings act as normal buildings, this essentially makes the engineere a walking dispenser/teleporter/minisentry)**Engies can only carry Dispensers, Exit Teleporters, and Mini-sentry** Engies are marked for death while carrying a building*new mechanic for Engineers that allows 2-3 Engineers to create a Super Sentry (combine 3 sentries into one giant Sentry)Pyro*new waterhose weapon that deals no damage only knockback people*extinguishes teammates*can create puddles, water ina short area that extinguishes people and create spy footprints*disables buildings for 1 second upon hit
your ideas are really shit and stupid
>spy should be able to backstab you from across the mapyeah nah
*facestabs u from across the map*heh
>>258909434We have that it's called a headshot.
all those ideas are cringe, also nice r*ddit spacing
The reddit spacing meme is the most stupid shit to come out of 4chanThey are called paragraphs, idiot
>typing out paragraphs on 4chinok nerd
Despite being 13% of the player base, sniper mains are involved in 90% of cheating incidents
i kinda like the waterhose idea since it could synergize sith the neon weaponbut again, the whole point of pyro is to set everything ablaze sooooooooooooo, benis
>>258909317t. spy main who plays engi when xhe is bored of spy
>>258910651>but again, the whole point of pyro is to set everything ablaze sooooooooooooo, benisRole subversion/gimmicks exists within the game>Huntsman>Demoknights>Market Gardener>Gunslingerthe only classes without it are Scout, Pyro and Spy
>>258910798heavies are all just about shooting too, unless you count the steak
>>258911278so what youre saying is give heavy a shield
>>258911496what im saying is give heavy double jump
>/v/who ceras LMFAO
I know this is bait but fuck itthe cartoonish style is compansated by the somewhat heavy gore, most dev maps actually fit the scene, the style is not a baby's first project 'futuristic' style which makes everything comfier.Hard to learn mechanics are literally the opposite of what gamers complain about. Only gamejournalists cry about that.Demoman actually has an enjoyable personality unlike 99% of all the black characters in games. Also demo gets scoffed on by the other classes which alll other games don't dare to do.
I just want to say how shit the super-sentry idea is. Multiple engineers is very likely to lead to turtling, and cooperating engineers require disproportionately more skill to dismantle: by which I mean, a good player can kill three joze.pablos.2011 nests at once, but a new player won't even be able to do that. And three good engineers will completely shut down a team of good players unless those start coordinating on mic with uber pushes and tactical spy saps - while the engies need zero communication beyond common sense and whacking each other's building occasionally.So anything that encourages multiple engineers has absolutely no place in the game.
Hi /tf2g/ and other 4channers! sure is a lot of good input here! Its me Gaben btw, what are some suggestions that TF2 (Team Fortress 2) defintiely needs right now? :)no "no random crits!" please, I wont be taken that mechanic anytime soon!
>>258915713Hi mr Gaben, tf2 desperately needs a dab taunt to stay relevant. That's all have a nice day :)
fartnight dance plz gaben thx :)
>>258915713add new voice commands that allow us to call others a nigger
Lose weight fat fuck
Scout doing a floss dance tauntHeavy cracking a can of energy drink and taking a sip
>>258915713remove random crits, lardass
no random spread if you want me to add 50 bucks to my steam account mr. newell
Tf2's artstyle is unique and was perfected to the t over 7 years to the point where everything about the characters, weapons and at least the first couple of maps is made as best as possible. Nothing comes close to valve art direction until they pissed on it with effects and hats and shit.Just look how generic overwatch looks and how it's concepts don't match together at all, as if they are from completely separate games, which actually is a fact for some of the characters.
>overwatch>plays in the future>still uses comboys, archers (no crossbows), swords etc.Is there anything more cringy. It's unironically the originality capabilities of the most dull person alive. "Hurr durr it looks cool we must have it in our game". I'm genuinely annoyed by any game that does this uncreative shit and dares to call itself good.
>>258915713remove random bullet spread and random fall damagethe crits aren't as bad as those two
>>258918115t. nigger that didn't play when hats hit and didn't see the fun craze
That frickin Medic's a spy
heavy is spy!
>That frickin nigger's a spy!How'd valve get away with this one?
I really really like the water hose and the huntsman idea
Lost my old steam account and have to start fresh. How the fuck do people play vanilla spy?
press m2sit in cornerwait for enemy to get bored of babysitting youclick vaguely in the general direction of their backalternatively, if that is too difficult for you, type cl_interp 15 into console and then click anywhere in the same server as the enemy
>spy main who can't play without his amby, kunai and dead ringerThis shit writes itself
>>258918115>>258918778lol get a life. If you're that asshurt about OW at least go shitpost in their general instead of whining here.
>>258923602>>258923614Why don't you weirdos use the reply feature?
>using the reply feature for a post above you
We got another one boys
>he thinks replying takes skill
lmaoing at this gen 7 spy main of a monkey
Can I have some replies.....
>>258924130just for you bro :)
>>258915713sell TF2 (and steam lmao) to Tiananmen Timmy's Storefront
Best medic hat with the blighted beak? Not the Grimm.
I'm hitting 3 bodyshots with my shotgun and rocketman just aims on the floor once to oneshot me
>>258924056this image makes me sadi wish i had a sister
>anon wants to date another anon's big sisdating&hook-up board when?
It's called /soc/ and it's the biggest blackpill you'll ever see.
more like biggest normie magnet on this website
I want a big sister that plays soldier and forces me to pocket medic her
i'll be your big sister but i play sniper
Was adding the Sniper a good ideaHe can oneshot Scouts, Engineers, Spies, Snipers, Medics, and technically all other classes as well just by scoping in for a few secondsAll this at the cost of having low health and below average/non existant mobility
>>258924056This image makes me happy I have a sister
>>258931052I don't know who thought adding a long-range character to a close-quarters game was a good idea
>sniper has the only smg>its shit>every other games smg is the best at short range what did valve mean by this
She's 8 you paedo
I am my own older sister
hey guys,do you wana buy a bike?
Rightclick charge dude is worse than headshot guy
Im a demomain thus i dont pay for bikes.
oof this thread is dead
>no update for years at a time>deader then /lozg/ who only gets games once every 2 years but they just got a teaser for ~3 more games
i am playing MvMwhy do people not buy crits on tank rounds
>>258934508>delusional TF2 fans will still deny the game is dying>will make endless excuses for Valve>"w-we have more than enough content, shut up!!!!">"i-it's still on the steam charts!!!!"I stopped playing it half a year ago to wait until the new update came out because I was finally feeling burned out. It never came.
Then what game do we play... I have nowhere to go........
there is always somewhere to gonowhere is just some thing you haven't explored yet
how about you come over to my place
play csgo with me bro, it's fun
What would be a good new item for Medic that allows it to take a different role similar to huntsman and demoknights where equipping it makes everyone groan and just wish you had used stockhard mode : should be fun
>most dmg on tank and in general as scout in MvMhow are people this bad
Bros...The paragraphs...Are hurting my eyes...
give spy a knife that gives him +1 capture rate
I am learning to rocket jump. There's always new things to do in the game. Learn to airpogo. Join some comp lobbies. Become a huntsman god. Go suffer in Turbine.
Any Tyler news?
>>258935196It does big numbers and you don't lose
>>258937175https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfv-bW9PiGonothing really interesting, just more boring underlords
buff the back scatter20% worse spread or 33% less clip sizenot bothhonestly if it were identical with stock except for mini-crits when behind an enemy in close range and 10% less damage otherwise, it would still be a worse choice than stock unless you want to fuck around with it.right now it's worse than stock even when you're right behind an enemy because even if you're licking their nape while meatshotting them, some pellets will still miss because the spread is so atrocious and you'll effectively deal less damage than with stock without mini crits
>>258937456underlords is ghay and valve is now ghay
yknow i play this idle clicker game and steam recommended me underlords because they are similar lol
>>258934508>Caring that Nintendoshit is popular among children of all ages, even 24 y/o manchildrenFuck off söyboy
>>258937813is diamond dogs ever going to return to smack switchfags up?
>try to make a joke about how /lozg/ will fall off the map b4 it hits auto sagefiffy
Was Quentin right all alongWhat class do you think he would have mained in tf2, Spy?
What class do you guys think I main in tf2?
Main a 6s class
What tf2 main do i class?
I don't think anyone cares about 6s with que times like this lol
>>258881317>>258880248>>258880350https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcwfEMdV-aM>>258886035Yes, because I can't aim for shit. Unless I'm playing Spy, Engineer or Heavy, because I've some comparable amounts of time with them and can actually make a semi-passable one provided I'm not sober.>>258900551That looks like Mabinogi. I miss that game. Used to be great until they added ninjas and cowboys to a game based in Celtic mythology. It went downhill after that. I miss my Owl Robe.>>258905816I want to see these two have kids. I don't know why, I just want to see what batshit insane tiny terrors these two pump out. Plus Heavy would make a great uncle.
>Steam Grand Prix 2019>Redeemed for lots of tokens.
i dont get it
>>258936954There it is. The exact kind of apologist bullshit the game didn't need and that helped kickstart its death.WE HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH GUISE STOP BEING LE MEANIES :(((GO LEARN SOMETHING EVERYONE LEARNED 10 YEARS AGO!!!!!SUCK THE GAME DRY UNTIL NOTHING IS LEFT BUT ITS ROTTING CORPSE!!!!
shut up before i frag u...........
>tfw finally tier 7>publet friends are all tier 8how does that even happen
tier in what
I, personally, do not see the need to be mean to Valve at all. What would that do, just put pressure on them to start working? And then who'd finish eating their snickers bars and watering their plants at the office? Are you trying to get them to update the game or something? By my estimation, I should have about 60 more years to live, so the wait is fine by me. You are all being overly dramatic.
Is there a video or written guide on rocket jumpingPeople make it look so easy and it looks like they're in full control of their airborne character whereas I struggle to even move a certain distance and my guy is refusing to cooperate with me
>he thinks rocket jumping takes skill
there are several videos and written guides
what should I name it
call it nigger gun
Gravel PitGood OR garbage?
Kurt Cobain's personal cock 'n ball torture device
>>258944203"i plaid quake be4 you where born kiddo"
>>258944203strange specialized killstreak original, but replace every lowercase L with an uppercase i
One map with just one long choke and both snipers getting twice the points than anyone else and we can't make it. Overwatch introducing barriers to avoid this hitscan nonsense was the right choice. It's not fun to run 5 minutes into a meatgrinder without any counterplay.
just shoot your rocket in the opposite direction of where you wanna move and jumpcrouch lol
Let's all take a couple of seconds from our day to admire b4nny's cuteness
broke: rocket jumpingwoke: c-tappingASCENDED: using the shotgun
who is broke woke and ascended and why are they saying random words
well yeah its just like christmas caramel popcorn
what class and what loadout is ultimate boomer.I think soldier with original, gunboats, and equalizer
>>258948515Natascha Sandvich heavyAwperhand jarate buschwakastock stock bottle demo
ok i promise
>>258942526Oh no I absolutely want more updates and more content and shit I'm just saying the fact that there aren't new updates doesn't make the game boring. Keep yelling at Valve but keep playing while you do
I had a dream I was walking around in first-person view as a sniper on Dustbowl last night.After that, the view changed, and I was fucking my aunt.
why dont people patent their wallets to keep them from being stolen
I'm telling 205's aunt
>stock stock bottle demo is 'ultimate boomer' demobut it's demo's best loadout?
Why is the first phase of dustbowl so boring?I'm always "just go ahead take the point"
iron bomber stock bottle is best because bomber has more consistent projectile path
>>258949194Only if you're american. Here in my country Valve managed to actually murder the game by removing community servers and not updating it. I stopped playing because every day I'd see the same 10 people left who were toxic as fuck and always played in groups.
literally confirmed to be a placebo
>>258950170I don't know what shithole you're from but I'm in Europe and have zero problems ever
hehehe.. classic scout...
>>258948515>gunboats>equalizer>boomeryou're only half right for mentioning a rocket launcher but even then soldier is too slow
I hate when casters call trannies she
who are theydo they even matter?
if nation cups matter to youI just like watching sometimes
do i matter
bloodis used to post on some imageboard but i forgot what it was
>>258954325probably the finish one
Used to have him in my friend list when i led a teamflithy weeb
bros........................................................................ does anyone wanna play prophunt?
>>258954862id rather play arena randomizeris that still alive?
oh man i remember prophunti disguised as a cliff and somehow the pyros didnt catch mei guess it was because its a new map for everyone but my team was freaking out
picked pyro today and held 5 doms until the end and topfraggedthanks gaben for this epic class
so true. reflected a dumb noobs rocket into his team and he got votekicked off. based.
okay this is epic
>>258954957there is a community server running in the us that is pretty active everyday, custom maps too on top of randomizer arena
I wish valve comp caught on
comp and esports are a joke and a not very funny one at that
I wish valve cared, brehs
>>258958703playing with 100 ping sounds sad
i wish valve made vsh official
i wish i had friends to play tf2 with
come play openfortresshttp://openfortress.fun/
playing this game for the first time since playing it on the orange box on my xbox360no hats no weapons, been playing a lot of demoman. does this mean I'm no skill?
we're your friends and we play tf2 at the same time
I bought a Sharp Dresser. It's one of those weapons that never appear in random drops and I finally got curious enough to see what it's like.This is horrific. Spy's arm is broken!
everyone's hands look weird with that viewmodel fov
I'm too shy to play with peopleAn irl friend's little bro added me on steam and invited me to play tf2 like yesterday while I was playing and I didn't know what to do so I said I was just leaving.
just go play with him manb urself
>>258959553i mean its randomizer arena. so i dont know why you are worried about ping in a gamemode thats soul purpose is to have fun
no bro... don't say the W word... i'm still recovering from the last relapse...
bros... the wacky faces...cant even take the game serious bros...wtf
F-4 Toggle Ready
correction it is actually F4 = TOGGLE READY
Hey pals anyone wants to friend me? I missed out on the whole steam deal and just started recently. Also I bought a key and upgraded to premium, how do i turn the key into all the weapons and cosmetics?
sell the key to some bot at backpack.tf and buy cosmetics therego to scrap.tf and buy all of the weapons there
also you can preview cosmetics at loadout.tf
>Topscoring as Scout>Actually received special treatment and all of the Kritzkrieg from out Medic>Proceeded to make full use of it critting down the whole enemy team and we won both roundsI didn't know it was possible for a Medic player to have such high IQ. Usually they're braindead retards who will ignore me for the low-score Heavy or Soldier. I complemented the fuck out of this Medic after both rounds because this shit literally never happens for me.
I believe that you're good at scout but there's no way a medic gives a scout an uber for even a second
pocketing me good pocketing others bad
>>258970581but I EARNED it, I didn't just beg somebody or pay a Fiverr tranny to do it.
>someone on the team decides to play medic>it's a 10 year old who can't even look around and move at the same time
63, an invite tf2 GODwhen has anyone ever said that in their entire fucking life
>>258970852and runs out of spawn looking forward with their Syringe Gun out
>type retry to avoid auto ballmao shit game tough luck medic your getting the boot not me
Sharp Dresser is a fun alternative to the Knife. I like the SHINK sound when it pops out of the cuff and the forward jabbing motion you do when you backstab people.It is a downgrade that you can't taunt with it though, no Fencing taunt to use.
>actually playing snoy
>>258972501lmao racism is hella f*cking epic my fellow gamers xDsomebody should rename a frontier justice to the “nig blaster 5000” or something like that because shooting black people because of their race is so edgy and subversive haha imagine how epicly trolled all the libtards in chat will be xD holy f*ck i love tf2 and /pol/ memes
found the cheating sniper resetera refugee
Put dispenser here
hey guys, whats a good soldier build that isnt bb-bb
>>258977647default, concherors, disciplinary action
remember when a tranny banned someone in /tf2g/ for pointing out that hat that gives you better stats?
please give feedback on my stats
Despite being only 5% of play time
>>258944203OG: Original Gaylord"Big pimpin, spreadin' my cheeks.">>258950170>being a foreigner>expecting other people to provide for you>not making your own game>not trying to engage in the glory of capitalism and outdo gaybaby newellIt's like you want me to make fun of you.
why did you black out your avatar, afraid that some turbo autist would find your steam and write a mean comment based of a 50x50 pixelated image?
*clicks on your head*Heh
please don't click on my headit hurts when you do that
maybe it was porn, mmm
>>258978287Get on my level scrub.
yall ever just wake up from a nap and see someone type that racism was hella fr*ckin epic and then some stuff about shooting n-words and realize you missed a chance to slide in a but unironically
that is unfortunate but there's no time like the present*breathes in*91but unironically
should we mge the epstein cult
what are we doing with /d/'s little pure autism thread?
Only reason the word has power is you give it said power. Furthermore, either they're all bad or none of them are. You either can't say words like faggot, spearchucker, zipperhead and kike alongside the dreaded nigger, or you can say them all you fucking like. Personally, I think giving a word that kind of power is retarded and so are the people who do it.
nah, cults are usually based and redpilled
635 they are trying to buff pyro and delete your favorite weapon from tf2 thoughare you just gonna sit there and take that
>>258893476>No the Homowreckerlow hanging fruit but I do not apologize
>fraggedwhat is this, 1995?
>arrows u next time so u dont get fraggedach
Convince me that strange weapons don't matter.
>spawn>heavy in spawn>go outside play and die>spawn again>heavy STILL in spawn>wtf>go outside and do shit>spawn>heavy STILL AFKING IN SPAWN>stare at him>vote initiated to kick me for afking>it passesi am pissed
585 they dont fucking matter, on top of that if you have the contracker it literally couns all kills on eveyrthing. the contracker is a better strange then ur poopy shit gun
Star_ already did convince me years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwaPJar6zck
>>258988624wow, how awful. you saw someone that was AFK. i hope such a traumatic event never happens to you again. truly horrifying.
>>258988585They don't, they just track your killsAre they nice to have? YesDo you need them? No
>dying in a videogameyou deserved getting kicked
post your pfp and rate othersmaybe some of us will recognize each other
You guys are right. I don't even have a complete set of stranges anyway because dumb shit like the Kritz costs $50. Why should strange even factor into my decisions? It shouldn't. Fuck it and fuck stranges. If the particular war paint I want has an absurdly expensive strange then who gives a shit.
>take positive blue text attribute from 1 weapon>put it on anotherhow cancerous can you go?
don't have one
move reserve shooter mini crits to the stock sniper rifle
t b h there's too many weapon qualitieslook at this shit
0/10 pfp because you didnt rate mine
>>258990258alright i give it a 10/10
+20% damageput it on the caber
>>258990173Decorated is the worst. I fucking despise how it clogs the kill screen with useless shit about what fucking tier the dude's war paint came from. No one gives a shit.
blrorange blan blad
>+25% clip size hu long heater
>>258990173Valve is adding new ones
>>258991225Angelic looks based unironically
>>258991225>anti-niggerthat reminds me i saw a backburner a long time ago that had been named "the blackburner"
days since tf2g obsessed over trans people: 0
bro thats every board under the "Video Games" thingwe ain't unique
>>258991503>>258991225what would angelic be given out for
>Critical hit forces victim to laughadd this to the skullcrit-er
>>2589918571. Anti-Nigger weapons can only hurt enemy Demomen, any Medigun with this quality cannot heal allied Demomen2. Anti-Tranny weapons can only hurt enemy Medics3. Fresh is given to any items that you received less than one hour after their release. 4. Italian is a new promotional Valve is doing in Italy, you need to be playing from an Italian IP5. Citrus is from playing on community cp_orange servers, you have an unfathomably small chance of getting a "Citrifier" when you kill someone on some orange servers6. Toyota is part of an advertising campaign that Valve will be doing with the car manufacturer. If you buy a 2019 Toyota Highlander, you get a code to give an item this quality7. Angelic is unlocked from a new strange part named "Allies Saved" which you get by killing an enemy before they kill your teammate. You need 1000 rescues in order to change the item to "Angelic" quality
>+10% damage to sentry target add this to the engi lazer
>>258991857>what would angelic be given out forValve partners with several volunteer organizations throughout the word, like food banks and soup kitchens, habitat for humanity, animal shelters, etc.If you go volunteer at one of these places and accumulate, say, 100 hours of volunteer work, you're given an angelic weapon by Valve.
wrangler is a crutch
because e-nigger should not be viable
*builds a mini sentry*Heh, now I'm unstoppable
REMINDER THAT PYRO FRAGS AND TO IGNORE ANY COUNTER-SIGNALING
Bond and Healslut still here?
>Mouse broke>bought $4 mouse as replacement>cant microadjust>stuck playing soldier, spy and medic>literally can't aimwhat do?
signs that a player sucks and has to rely on a crutch:soldier>Black box and/or buff bannerpyro>phlog>flare gunengi>wranglerspy>l'etranger and/or cloak and daggersniper>machina>razorbackheavy>sandvich>gloves of running urgentlyscout>bonk drinkmedic>crusaders crossbowdemoman has no crutch weaponsif you disagree with this post you're just shit at tf2 and should stick to pubs
the demoman has his cowering plates and the ir*n b*mb*r
bros...... the r*ddit spacing......
I agree with everything except cloak n dagger
signs that a player sucks and has to rely on a crutch:uses splash damage instead of aiming straight at the enemy gamer
>>258934350Look at the people who post in it. This is a level of autism rare even on /vg/.
>>258993763There's no such thing.
Did they really get rid of sprays?
>>258995063Nig Ger Duster
>dubskys immediately and that goes for everyoen that replied too
>>258995063White Supremacy :)
>>258995063Big White Crocket
@258995063if odds : Digger Nunkerif even: White people can jump too
>thinking tf2g can roll dubslol
>>258995063Niggers tongue my anus
>>258995063I totally play quake bro :)
>>258995063Despite being only 13%
How many of you are actually wh*te
>>258995063PINOY STRONGEST RACEBLACK WHITE NOT APPLY
>>258995063/tf2g/ hates n*ggers
>>258995063The holocaust wasn't real
im not falling for your (you) plot you filthy semite
>>258995063OOK OOK NIGGA
>>258989224this one should be ez
>>258995063get your lol on @ 4chan.org
>>258995063le dubs have arrived
I hate summer so much
>>258901725Fix your cl_interp rate, bro. You'll improve instantly.
/V/ AND /VG/ CAN'T ROLL DUBSARE ALL OF YOU UNDERAGE TOURISTS RETARDED
I typed that like an hour ago, dumb esl main
>>258902036You can get every weapon in tf2 for around $0.20 if I remember correctly. Buy refined metal off marketplace.tf, and then use scrap.tf's auto-buy weapons feature and it'll trade you all the weapons. As for what>>258902691Said, I would buy 5 backpack expanders from the mann co store.
I just woke up nigger
>>258904631CringeI bet you main engineer or something with <=150 hp (puke)
>>25891393899% of games have a female announcer retard, also 1/9 being black is accurate, so neck urself, mechanics complaints might be true tho... not sure
>>258916840>complaining about random critsLe cronj, get used to it fagt. 6k hours comp soldier main
>>258923464Legit the most fun way to play spy, wtf?
>>258978287Nice idle server farming as Demo - unless you're proud of that, I could recommend resetting the stats now while it's still early, so you can have actual gameplay stats later Other than that all I can say is play less pyro. The rest is good.
>>258983597Your time played on every class goes from least skill to most skill relative of the most time played to least time played, kys tranny
>>258993638More like >pyro >flamethrowers of any kind
the performance report only shows your best score and does not reflect what skill level you are at, those points could have just been from a game where you played against complete newbies on 2fort
>>258993638I agree with everything but>crusaders is a crutchExplain?t. soldier>demo>scout main
>>258996079Holy shit I'm stealing that white people can dunk too namet. bball.tf gaymer
>>259001307cringe cringe reddit zoomer cringe
why do you feel the need to respond to everything
what if every class was black? >Niggout>Niggoldier>Niggyro>Demoman>Niggeavy>Niggerneer>Niggedic>Nigger>Niggy
that's already a thing, it's called overwatch
>be spy>stalk pocket>stab heavy>bump into medic>"oh shit">he keeps on healing me>try to facestab him and lose disguise>he keeps on healing me>try to run away from me as this weirded me the fuck out>he keeps on chasing me and just kept on healing>used invis>he just stood there then went away after a few seconds>remove invis>medic looks back and sees me>went back to healing me>wtf>he says this
who are you quoting
he is clearly a man tho
SWEETUMSWE TALKED ABOUT THIS
should I reset 'em?
>top classes are easymode crutch splash damage classesyeah you should probably hide that
there really are people who believe what you type and I find that kinda funny
post stats or dont reply
>>259003552PM'd you the fix ;)
>>258909317>SniperYes>Spyif thrown knives only has short range, then yes>Engineeryes to carrying sentries and dispensers>Pyroyes
why did you reply to yourself
YER and Kunai should jsut be one weapon desu
>medic not the least playedbased and onionpilled, bet you use the iron crutch too
Playing medic in pubs is a sign of high testosterone levels
>chad bomber living in stockrutch mains' heads rent free
>somehow manage to miss a silenced """pipe""">it immediately turns into a properly placed sticky>still do 70 damageit's not a crutch btw fyi iirc ftw
wow sure sounds like sticky bombs are a crutch then, huh?
>can't walk out of the way of the glowing explodey ball>WAAAAAHHHHHH IT'S A CRUTCH MOMMY MOMMY MAKE THE MEAN MAN STOP USING IT
Demoman is a crutch in itselfGo play a thinking man's class like Soldier
>completely miss>still do damagei-it's not a c-crutch
>ground shooter man>thinking man's classlole sweatiesniper is the only class that takes skill
it sounds like people who use the onion bomber are lazy shitters who need a silenced grenade launcher to make up for not knowing when they should just be using stickies instead, and having bad aimget fucking good
>walk into the obvious glowing bomb that doesn't even move>IT'S A CRUTCH REEEEEEEEE I'M NOT BAD YOU'RE JUST USING A CRUTCH
it sounds like people who cry about the iron chadder are blind shitters who can't stop figure out to stop standing on top of the shiny explosive ball and cry about crutches to distract themselves from the fact that they're just bad at the gameget fucking good
it's fired from a weapon, anon. it moves, and if you dodge it you still get punishedi can do this until i die
>dodge it>keep moving away from it while it sits on the ground>wow i didn't get hit by ithave you tried not walking onto the glowing bomb anon?
but you still get hit by it
only if you stand on it like a retardhave you tried not standing on it like a retard anon?
if you're trying to hold any position at all and dodge the bomb then you take 75 damage. you can't shoot it, and airblasting it makes you take even more damage. this happens a lot if you're trying to play the game as any class that doesn't have mobility which you also probably need to stand a chance. also, it's silenced so good luck reacting to it
literally press S or D anon it's not that hard you just have to stop being such a retard that's bad at the game>silencedyou keep saying this but it means nothing, it makes a very distinct noise when it fires, are you deaf as well as a blind retard?
anon, even if you're a retard who can't aim at a sentry or heavy, or deal with an airblasting pyro, the onion lets you still hard counter an entire defense. seriously, imagine missing against a SENTRY, getting away with it, and saying you're good. just use stock and learn to aim at building sized hitboxes, and you'll become a decent player
So what's the point of /tf2g/ appart from the obvious falseflagging
anon, if if you're a retard who can't keep track of his surroundings, or apparently even hear the loud FWOMP noise, you literally just have to hold one button and you will avoid it. seriously, imagine standing right on top of the glowing explodey bomb, getting exploded, and then crying that it's not your fault you got exploded. just learn to use your eyes and move out of the way, and you'll become a decent player
b4nny uses the iron bomber so its the most skill weapon
>just give up the fight and walk into his stickies>just let all of your buildings die for nothing>just listen for the most quiet weapon sound in the game>just jump off the high ground
give me uplet me down
anon it's literally no different than if the demo just used stickies except the stickies are even better at it, do more damage, have a bigger splash radius, and twice as much ammostop crying and get good you turboshitter
which is why it matters that bombs are silenced, can't be destroyed, and kill you for airblasting them.heh
>are silencedexcept they're not, you're just a deaf boomer>can't be destroyedneither can a sticky in the air>airblastingstop relying on a crutch class then, furfag
also, you can't rocket them away as the soldier or engineer like stickies either, and have to deal with MORE unmovable grenades at the exact same time, from the same guy that will do instant 100 damage OR miss and STILL hitfuck, the onion isn't a crutch, it's simply overpowered
if you have room to shoot a sticky with a rocket without damaging yourself then you have room to literally walk away, nigger
and the primary reason you would do that is to save your engineer or his buildings, which you can't doall day buddy, all day.
if you have room to shoot yourself with a rocket you have room to airblast it and move 3 feet awayor be less of an incompetent shitter and airblast it before it touches the groundor just repair the tiny bit of splash damage it does lmaothe answer you're looking for is to just stop being such a shitter retard and get good
>stock demo bounces pills off the wall>does splash damage to sentry>WTF FUCKING CRUTCH I CAN'T SHOOT IT WITH A ROCKET
bro just walk away from the silenced shortfuse bombs haha lol ::--DDDDDDDD
>pretty much instantly explodes when airblasted>again, it's silenced. by the time you see the tiny model it's too late>repair splash when you die to ituse stock, and switch to the sticky launcher when you need it instead of relying on the counterplay disabler
>Indeed, my Demoman weapon of choice in the video game Team Fortress 2 is in fact the Iron Bomber. What lead you to correctly assume that was the case?
Nades and rockets should be destroyable when shot at with bullets
it literally is not silenced lmao get your ears checked you deaf retard boomeryou have plenty of time to get away from it after aitblasting it, you can literally airblast it without even being in its range in the first placewhy are you standing in front of your sentry lmao god damn you just keep outting yourself as more and more of a retard shitter keep it up my man
I wish the Loch n Load wasn't a piece of shit
>el mayo>my manbros, I think I won... he is le ZOOMER and defends onion bomber... that means onion bomber equals zoomies, heh heh.
i'd rather be a zoomer that doesn't die to stationary bombs than a braindead boomer that is literally deaf and can't hear the loud grenade launcher noises or move away from the glowing bomb on the ground but thanks for conceding that you don't have an argument lole
All the soldier tryhards should go play quake if they love rockets so much
liefhack: play tf2 at 6 am to get matched with new players! easily kills XD
Why would a new player decide to play tf2 at 6am. That is anime 5k hours neet time to play.
because all the f2p third-worlders are on
>takes no skill soldier demo pyro heavy medic sniper engineer >takes skillspy scout
Some classes are actually too good in a skilled player's hands and should be nerfed
>frag enemy gamer>he says something in russian in chat
russians are the reason why i removed stockholm from my matchmaking serversnot even the french and spaniards are so stubborn in using their shitty meme language on the internet
why dont you just learn the language, you could make some new friends
>bro just learn this dog languageyeah nah
hey tf2g what urs favorite ice cream flavor? mine is vanilla with cookie dough :)
Reflecting the direct hit on short to medium range is impossible
cookie dough or mint chocolate chip
>>259000679I just had really ass ping at the time. 140 or so.
Vanilla with chocolateI'm a simple man
>>completely miss>>still do damagethat means it didnt miss, retard
>stand on glowy orb>explodeIT MISSED IT MISSED YOU SAW IT IT MISSED HACKS HE'S HACKING HE'S JUST USING A CRUTCH THAT'S WHY I DIED
Uncle Dane Is A Good Sentry ManHe's also sings Hey Now You're A Keemstar
fuck uncle dane and fuck engi mains
it would if you used any other weapon retard
too bad it wasnt any other weapon then retard
bros i just bit my mouth really hard i think its bleeding
nice job idiot. as punishment you must play 3 full games of 2fort as engineer
that was the point retard
anime sucks *dabs*
WHERE IS THE F*CKING UPDATE VALVE!?
stop what you're doing and post your casual MMR rank/elo>1. go to https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/440/?tab=playermatchhistory>2. look for "Result Displayed Rating"1542 here
>>259022647>Result Displayed Rating 1621what does it mean
all noobs should be killed
1367 :DDDD me frag good!! momma!!!
what is that even based offmy latest match where i stomped made me lose 14 points
Why do community servers affect stats?
>Result Displayed Rating 1336one number away from the epic number :DD
you fucking idiots its a virus
>>259022647what does this mean
>>259024340oh fuck do i hear police si
>dominate someone>"have sex you fucking loser">can't reply back because i'm a virgin and have been playing this game for 3k hoursbros....... that hurt more than it should........
My stats become absolute shit once they enemy team turtles with sentries and sniper at last spot on payload.Literally forced to play medic to push with an uber on most maps if they play well.
have you tried having sex, incel?
>>259022929>>259023174>>259024371http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=38643>Casual Mode now uses the Glicko skill rating system behind the scenes to better create balanced matches and group players by skill level higher number = higher chance of your team being balanced out with disproportionate number of pablo.gonzalez2007s
>>259026249I wonder if I secretly get penalized behind the scenes for moves like "Joining a server, see that my team has 3+ Spies and Snipers and NOPE'ing the fuck out of there." I would have to imagine that Glicko is counting that as a loss for me.Not that I give a damn at all. I don't think matchmaking should exist. I became the player that I am because I got my shit smashed in by good players, I learned from them, and practiced hard to be a not-so-shitty player. I'm grateful that I've never been gated away from playing with non-mouthbreathers.
I wouldn't be suprised if leaving mid-game counted as a loss, because the glicko rating is prolly just copy pasted from comp, which bans you for leaving mid-game.
If you join a game with the enemy capturing the last point and securing the game, would that count as a loss as wellIf so, that would kinda suck
>>259027921it does count as a lossthats how i lost 9 good boy points in 90 seconds
damn bro... nine gbp...... FUCK!
I really dont get why they had to remove round extensions, I used to enjoy 24/7 Harvest, now 2, 3 max rounds and it ends, i mean if they had to cut something off of the game due to budgetary issues, they should have started with pyros
and thats why i hate koth maps 6 mins a round is too short
Do you guys use war paints?
>>259028669what tf2 story arc are these spoilers for
>>259028959I would, but none of them are available for the ones i use
i have an american flag rocket launcher but I use the original currently
new fags who don't know what a blast team scramble was
Do you guys get strange war paints or are you fine with just regular war paints
Can't you apply a strange effect on a warpaint weapon or vice versaI'm not really familiar with war paints
Who is a good medic to watch gameplay of? I want to see how actual good players play the game.
shade and maybe mr. slin
>>259029563Stay far back. Treat yourself like a Dispenser. You wouldn't ever put a Dispenser in a place where it could be damaged, would you? Don't go forward unless your dudes just killed a bunch of enemy dudes, in which case then you're safe to huddle behind your dudes. Spread the heals, be on a swivel and try to heal everybody even a little bit and then ubercharge one of the top scoring members of your team.
>tfw you use the dispenser to body block rooms
>hit a crazy pipe on a soldier>start screaming into mic>mom comes in and yells at me>hear teammates laugh
Is b4nny still relevant?
>tfw you're voluntarily celibate because you believe in not having sex before marriage>tfw you still get called an incel because chastity is a foreign concept to people these days>tfw you're living in weimar 2: electric boogaloo>>259029797This, Medic requires more tactics than one would think. You want to be a good healslut, you have to make sure you're not the one needing said healing.>>259025869Have you?>>259028959I'm all about the strange killstreak weapons and strange cosmetics with australium gold paint. Not every game needs to be cawwadooty.
>join a game of upward>wtf why can't we push out of spawn>check scoreboard>4 spies and 5 snipers
>Yeah Medic requires a lot of tactics dude!!!! It really is a high skill class and not just W+M1 with a heal ray!!!!
that was a poggers momentthat was a feels good man
>join a game of badwater>3 people on each side>nobody fucking joins the entire time the game goes on>game finishes>everyone starts joiningwtf
>>259027921How does that suck? Lower is better
is b4nny based
>join a server>a few minutes later someone else joins in another messing around with custom plugins alone with bots day ruined....
b4nny is basedt.b4nny
I have never and will never use a weapon with a skin. Fuck that shit
b4ddy is f4t and unbased
>tfw played medic for years>first fps, knew nothing, ended up cranking mouse sensitivity through the roof>get used to it, great for flicking around and checking on teammates/spies>cant hit anything with any other class ever (got good with crossbow, but lel projectile hitboxes)>stop playing after end of the line>come back and set mouse sensitivity to something realistic (what pros consider almost too high)>can't hit anything and feel like I'm playing in molassesWell it's back to meth-caffeine sensitivity for me. At least I still have pyro and huntsman.
>microscopic brain: damaged skins >brainlet: factory new skins >normal brain: uniques and stranges >expanded brain: normals, strange festives>planetary brain: australiums >ascended universe brain: collector's
youre never going to get used to it if you dont play with it retar
>collectorslmao, still can't believe people fell for the red name that doesn't do shit scam. the tf2 version of supreme clothes
I don't see vintages on that list
>microscopic brain: skins, unusuals, collectors>ascended universe brain: vintage
whats up reddit
>tiny pathetic virgin brainthing you use>giant throbbing chad brainthing i use
Too bad Reddit downboated that epic picture, that only proves that Stranges, Collectors, Skins, Unusuals, and other shit are Reddit-tier.
am i reddit-tier
>>259010757i'm back, argued with you for a whole hour and got bored because you kept bringing up the same things over and over and over again
Yeah posting without a picture is reddit
>deaf blind retard boomer still seething because he can't figure out how to walk away from the glowy bomblole
was looking for that loadout image for 2 threads now, thanks for posting it
fig nat bigger
don't worry he'll post it and be called out for actually posting on reddit again next thread too
and then he'll type that reddit didn't like it and that somehow absolves him of actually owning a reddit account and posting there
>WAAH!!! Mommy! Anonymous called me out for being a stupid goy who financially supports a company for churning out colored text while they suspend the release of actual content!!>Waaah!!! he is Reddit!!Keep seething faggot
>thing you likecringe and redditpilled>thing i likebased and 4channel.orgpilled
>can't figure outI'VE HAD ITYOU CAN DODGE WHILE TRYING TO DEFEND THE HIGH GROUND AND STILL GET PUNISHED FOR IT BECAUSE IT'LL STICK TO THE GROUND WITHOUT EVEN MAKING A SOUND LIKE THE STOCK GRENADE LAUNCHER DOES, AND BEING FORCED TO TURN 180 DEGREES JUST TO SEE IT ON THE GROUND DURING A FIGHT IS BULLSHIT. YOU CAN BE FUCKING ENGINEER AND MAKE THE EFFORT TO HAVE ALL OF YOUR BUILDINGS UP AND THE MOMENT YOU SEE A RETARD USING THE IRON BOMBER YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING. YOU CAN BE PLAYING PYRO AND TRYING TO HELP THE SAME ENGINEER AND THE BOMBS WILL STILL KILL YOU WHEN YOU AIRBLAST THEM BECAUSE THEY DON'T MOVE AT ALL AND DEAL MINI-CRIT DAMAGE TO YOUAND EVEN IF YOU WANT TO REACT TO THEM BEFORE THEY REACH THE GROUND YOU CAN'T DUE TO HOW QUIET THE SOUND IS, EVEN A SINGLE FUCKING SHOT FROM THE SYRINGE GUN IS LOUDER. ADMIT IT, YOU USE THE IRON BOMBER BECAUSE YOU SAW IT ON B4NNY'S STREAM ZOOMERTARD, IT'S A CRUTCH AND OVERPOWERED AT THE SAME TIME AND PREVENTS ALL OF THE COUNTERPLAY ONE OF THE ALREADY BEST CLASSES HAS EFFECTIVELY BREAKING THE GAMEIF YOU USE THE IRON BOMBER OUTSIDE OF COMPETITIVE, YOU'RE RELYING ON A CRUTCH TO WIN AGAINST MOSTLY FREE TO PLAYS
you're not anonymous anymorewith enough effort your reddit username could probably be found and we'd be able to give you a namein fact, the fact that you browse reddit and hate hats makes hats all the more based and epicpilled
yikes didn't read your seething essay mad boomer, get good and learn to stop standing on the stationary glowing bombs lmao
he's not the boomer retard the demoman is
>with enough effort your reddit username could probably be found and we'd be able to give you a nameWell yeah it's no secret, I am u/UncleDaneFan2004 and I will not feel sorry for dropping truthbombs on these redditors. That does not make me a Redditor though, I was browsing 4chan for 8 years before I ever made this Reddit accountAlso, I have no problem with hats. If Valve would update the game with new hats that can only be acquired with keys or purchased from the store, that would be more respectable than having some ostentatious particle effects swarm them.
i use skins and unusuals and own pubs like i own your mom. got a problem, liberal diberal?
so if owning a reddit account and using it to post there doesn't make you reddit, what possibly could /u/uncledanefan2004
If reddit is the first online forum you lurked/posted on, you are reddit cancer. Even if you stop using it after that, your disposition is shaped by their shitty site.
and what if it wasn't but you still post there for some reason despite it being an objectively inferior trash heap /u/uncledanefan2004a non-redditor surely wouldn't even deign to notice it, much less create an account and post there
>67 newfags in the threadYikes
reminder that dying to random crits is indeed mostly fair and balanced, especially if it's from a projectileyou should be avoiding as much damage as possible, and if you see a crit rocket / grenade coming straight towards your face the best option is to strafe and wait for the next one, not to take it head on
I don't limit myself to any medium, I can spread my messages wherever I want, faggot. I've been here too long to even remotely become a redditor. It's really only newfags who have been here for <5 years who seriously choose to leave 4chan for other imageboards or forums.
and you obviously want to post on reddit, /u/uncledanefan2004by all means, please continue to do so and "drop truthbombs" on them
I have a speech impediment
t. newfag who came here in 2014
2011 oldfag playing TF2 on and off here. First time in this thread since last halloween. Why can't I connect to the game maker?
Is this the longest period without even minor updates? I think Valve has broken a new record
we get minor updates with based bug fixes and redpilled localization files like every week dummythe last major update wasn't that long ago with smissmas and halloween
Anon, dear, you should verify your game cache, maybe your sound files are corrupt or something? You keep saying the iron bomber doesn't make a sound when it literally does. I'm genuinely wondering whether there's a problem with the game, or maybe your entire sound setup costs $3 and can't play out the slightly lower frequency FWOMP of the bomber compared to the relatively higher FINK of the grenade launcher, or some similar issue that's physically preventing you from hearing it?
I can connect again now.
What's the current config meta?
based quads of valve shilling
numbers of truthtiny hat factory please be patient
>>258932203that they weren't going to be like every other game
>>259036163Lot of people don't understand team composition, strategy and tactics, or how to apply said knowledge to each class. In general, you need at least two engineers and two soldiers. The rest depends on the map and what advantages said map provides to certain classes, the mode and what classes do particularly well with said mode's objective, and the circumstances at hand. Like how you will want a Heavy, a Medic and a Pyro on Payload or 1-2 Scouts on Control Points and King of the Hill. You only ever need a Sniper to keep overwatch on advancing hostiles or a Spy to deal with certain adversarial targets like an annoying Engineer or a Heavy/Medic combo.
tell me something I don't know already
you are cute
>>259052067I can tell you watch soundsmith and have only played for 100 hours
thats funny coming from another (you)tard
>>259052878P R O J E C T I O N
>>259049794on one of the intervies that some youtubes went to valve office they asked how many devs are currently working on tf2 content, and after a while avoiding the subject she said that there are no active employees on tf2 projects currently but that they have some very exiting vr stuff that they started to talk about immediately. Apparently nobody felt like working on tf2 when theres VR goggles #5301957903234692406 to be dicked around with.
>>259053653>594 hours in fo4>he thinks 876 hours is alotcringe
>876 hours>subscribed to a furryholy shit dilate
I'm actually cringing super fucking hard at that like what the fuck anon
>removed from historywhat could've been worse than what you've already shown
Those are some extremely cringe subscriptions and an extremely cringe amount of hours in fallout 4
>>259053815You should see how many I've got in Skyrim.>>259054201Any video I don't watch all the way I remove from my watch history.
>steam level 75cringe>less than 3k hours, still thinks his opinion mattersoof>2011>oldfagdialate
How do you become an elite sniper?
fuck off todd howard
I love how mad you people are getting over a couple posts. Just like the old days when I used to tolerate you faggots on my friends list.>>259054524Practice makes perfect. Perfection is nonexistent.>>259054543You are so mad it's adorable.
>>259054524get scope zoom remover and never charge up you shots.
>i-i-I just do it to make you mad!!alright cringelord you sure showed us
Is there a better feeling than dominating the enemy tryhard spy gamer as engineer?
I didn't do anything other than make conversation. You chose to react irrationally. Now Bethesda is going to be developing Team Fortress 3 and releasing it on iPod Touch.
>unironically calling people "tryhard">bragging about dominations of all thingscringe
>>259054524Visible projectile paths and traces make it easier to react to shit. text sound effects help hearing cloaking spies and backstabs, even the your eternal reward kills are announced. get rid of the scope in all together but keep the default dot so it's easier to keep track of what the enemies see at least for a while, you can switch it to something else once you learn to hide it.
>ping bars>"tryhard">engineerwhats with all the cringes tonight
>>259055036I'm okay with this.>>259054968You keep using that word. I don't think you know what it means. Buy Skyrim on the Commodore 64.
>gets three assists on a spy >brag about itwhy are people who dont play sixes classes this consistently cringe
>>259054524Get fullscreen scope and set magnitude to 1.Literally all you need.
the frick is a magnitude
>>259055254Because you didn't buy Skyrim on Google Home.
the zoom factor/intencity
hello valve please add bagel to KOTH rotation or i will come to HQ and scream thanks
Welcome. Welcome to intencity 17You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers.
Magnitude refers to how much the screen will "zoom in" when you are scoped in, setting it to 1.00 will eliminate it entirely. I think that 1.8 is the default value.
the valve games are cumming just you wait patiently heh
how would you fix training mode?
that would be true for most nugameshowever if valve didnt intend for people to mess around there wouldnt be a checkbox right inside the menu screen to enable console
Can you get rid of scope on valve servers?
>>259055862>>259055302And how do I change it?
they should buff the classic by removing the scope, you know, like in tf classic
I'm gonna need a fanfic of Pyro being the only survivor of RED after a game and the winners from BLU gangraping her.
>>259056629download the tfcc and run as adminstrator, once you open click on the the icon with circular dot with + on the middle on right. It opens a slider and then drag it to 1, any values lower than that will make you zoom out when you scope in. Leave it running on backround when you open the game, and then you can close it immediately after if you want. It just needs to be there for the start up.You can also do it without tools with console commands, but you need to enable the developer console in the advanced settings first. Look up the exact commands from you favorite forums or copy them from youtube guides. If you do it with commands it will get disabled on valve servers from last I heard.
>>259056936pain train puns are better.
b4nny acts like a clown, he is like any other e-celeb.
b4nny is a turbo normie
>>259057580I'm sorry if I sound retarded but I can't find anything about tfcc despite a lot of googling
It's time again, fellashttps://twitter.com/ValveNewsNetwor/status/1149206014073483269
>>259057580>>259058425I'm in the same boat; what is tfcc?
b4nny has friends and I dont this is why I am angry and posting about it on a tasmanian sounding image board
based tyler making me put the rope away
GUYS UPDATE TOMMORROW!!!Also donate to me on Patreon
valve said they won't release the update until i reach $5000/month on my patreon
IM SO SORRY FOR MISREPORTING ABOUT THE TF2 STAFF SIZE IM SO SORRY THIS IS MY JOB PLEASE DONATE TO MY PATREON AAAAAAAAAA WAHWAGHAGDGAW
I wish i had the charisma to slingshot myself to an internet somebody that gets money monthly off retards simply for existing and saying vague shit now and then.That must be how cult leaders feel
>>259058479>the update is in development and could release sometime between now and Oct.
>See enemy gamer 500-675 Hu away from you>Click M2>get free crits and a gap closerWhy does Demoknight even exist?
just shoot him
>Update in July guuuuuys>Just joking lmao, maybe between now and October
Is he talking about this shit?https://cdn.potato.tf/host/Valve/Valve.pdfNowhere in that document did they say that an update is imminent. And I don't think they got 2 interviews in a month
>>259059803This is what they said about the next updatePage 13
>last major updatebros no...
>Tyler's job is just to put other people's work into a video to make it easily consumable for adhd zoomsAnd here I am working 9-5
I guess this ain't happening any time soon.
I'm getting actually upset about how every single team engis ruin the game by being useless, hammering without metal into level 1 sentries, stealing all ammo and healthpacks and mostly never have a functional teleporter. There is something about the class that is a total retard magnet.
>Valve has a lot of projects going on (including unannounced projects that may die before it leaves the drawing board)Literally everything wrong with valve in one sentence. Look up the valve archive, they have had like five canned new games, including new IP's, ready to go on the time between now and portal 2, their last real game and who knows how many more that we have no proof of?They pick up a game to make and give up halfway through every single time.>TF2 is not one of those projects that’s important to ValveOh great more dotashit nobody but chinks like
>>259061436The comic's artist said the story is already set, they even started working on it after 6 but they just gave up to focus on other projects and won't actually do anything about it until they have a reason to.We have this every week, their tumblr where they said it is public, you don't need mcnigger to tell you about it.
i fucking hate replyfags
>>259061604Uncle Dane, who tries his best to hype up the amount of intuition you need to play Engie, has equated playing the class to working at Starbucks or a supermarket, "because you need to multitask".So yeah, Engineer players are not very bright for the same reason Starbucks and supermarket employees are generally not very bright.
wish i had a medic gf lads
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