>Overwatch League https://www.twitch.tv/overwatchleague>Anniversary 2019 is live!https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/1130896779560587265>Developer Update | Introducing Workshop | Overwatchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naPxnU2-4no [Embed]>Hero 30, Baptiste, is now live!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxdy2SMf9CE [Embed]>March 19th patch notes, DPS buffs https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/pc/#patch-55918>New animated short "Reunion" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKYVvPNhRR0 [Embed]>Hero item checklists for all eventshttps://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/>Latest PC patch noteshttps://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc>Overwatch dev trackerhttp://www.overstalk.io>Personal stats / leader boardshttps://overbuff.comPrevious thread: >>256018915
Only DPSchads allowed in this thread. Sorry girls.
>>256211352I want to bully Pharah until she cries!
>no Hana OPthe deal was not taken; all Hanas of mine will be withheld from this thread
>>256211352>[Embed] [Embed]Fucking kill yourself, never make a thread again
And so the cycle of suffering continues.
>>256211680I posted a pharah so it's 50% of an ana !>>256211847First time sowry sempai :'(>>256211879Thanks
>>256211879to bad about her age
Alright, which one of you fags was this.Come on, show yourself.You fucking cringy faggot.His twitch:https://www.twitch.tv/yskria
I LOVE Angela!
>>256212386Okay you got me, it was me
It’s your first day as an official Overwatch agent, Hana here will show you around!
>>256213514Where's the bathroom?
>>256212386it was yskria
>>256213514Her face looks awful here wtf happened?
>>256213659plz no bully
>go in any lobby named "tryhard ffa">say "genji and tracer don't take skill">watch a shitstorm unfoldMobility + escape button = crutch character
Which hero would be the easiest to seduce sexually? Who would be the hardest?
>>256214264>easiestMy guess is Soldier: 76 since he's a gay boomer who more than likely isn't married>hardestBastion by far
>>256214264>easiest to seducei'm gonna say genjilook at him, he's practically begging for it.
>>256214264>easiestLucio. You just need to ask.>hardestLena if you're male and Soldier if you're female.
>>256213705I don't want to, i like dva
>>256214182Half of those lobbies have fan the hammer disabled. I've never understood this. Every skill besides fan the hammer is enabled.
Look at these sluts
>>256215830>Every skill besides fan the hammer is enabled.Nope, Bastion turret form is disabled, because everyone knows how absolutely impossible it is to counterplay it
>>256212385What about her age?
>>256216250It's possibly the easiest thing to counterplay in the game. You just go around a corner and cornerpeak.
>>256216416Yeah, but the fact that it's deathmatch, a mode with no objectives, makes it even HARDER to avoid him
>>256212386Imagine being so autistic you use meme arrows outside of 4chan. Eliminate yourself from the gene pool you fucking faggot
I miss lore...
>>256219363You miss this?
>>256219662This is why you think you want Lore, but actually you don't.Also just imagine *this* kind of Lore in OW 2...
>>256219782This.Fuck lore and FUCK Chu.
>>256219662No, I miss Metzen's lore
>still no teaser
>>256220589Those aren't for another two weeks.
>>256220589I have a teaser for you right here cutie*unzips dick*
Still no mercys posted, no one like her anymore :(
Contrary to popular belief the next hero is a posh, well married, woman of a certain age hero. She is the first 'summoning' hero, using her pet dogs for many of her abilities. Like Ashe was loosely based on Paris Hilton, the next hero will be loosely based on Lisa Vanderpump of the popular housewives franchise.
>>256220952Here's a Mercy for you anon
>>256216060I looked what now?
Why in the EVERLOVING FUCK is the "stay as team" button a "stay as group" button rather than a "stay in lobby button"? The ENTIRE PROBLEM was that pitting randos against coordinated teams was always a clusterfuck, so instead of making it easier for cooperative randos to sticks together against other randos, making it easier for them to be matched against coordinated groups defeats the entire fucking point.
>>256220952>no one like her anymoreYes. Because I love her.
I want to BE Hana Song and wake up early every morning to dutifully make my loving Brigitte gf her coffee just the way she likes it!
They're bullying us again.
I think the primary reason why Brig is so fucking broken is that she's a magical fix to just about every problem. Enemy smurf pushing your shit in? Brig. Enemy has a Tracer, Genji, Hammond, Reaper, or Doomfist? Brig. You're not contributing much and don't know what to play? Brig. And what's worse, you can swap to Brig from almost any role. Unless you're playing main tank or main support, you can always just whip out the Brig if things aren't going perfectly, and the game will magically start going better for you.
Watching a movie with Anon and his cute smart sweet wife Mei while she plays with our woods and we finger one of her holes each, waiting for anon #3 and #4 to arrive later on to join the party. Then post the album of the fun night at r/Hotwife
>>256224550Almost like this game caters to casuals and retards
How is he so fun to play?
What did Jeff mean when he said the d.va skin would break the internet?Was he referencing porn or what?
>>256226954The internet got crushed between Mei's thighs instead.Also Jeff is pretty delusional in thinking that OW is still relevant enough to break the internet.
>>256226954probably, yeah.if he really wanted to create a ruckus, he should've gone for a genderbend skin a la pic related
>>256220154>soldier 76 has on-off relationship with widowmaker, who repeatedly gets transformed into a regular person and back as per metzen's fetish>an ancient evil is behind he omnic crisis and talonYeah, no.
>>256228153Sounds pretty comfy desu
Junker Queen mech character soon right?
>>256224550>>256224978Brig was originally made to stop the backline/squishies from getting raped by Tracer/Genji. There were (and still are) way too many players in OW with garbage tracking skills and little to no FPS mechanics; McCree is basically dumpster-tier in trashbrackets, so Blizzard cranked out a support for aimlets to shut down Genji/Tracer and dive.
>>256228241After 20 years of it from blizzard I'm ready for something new even if it is just Cute Lesbians Doing Cute Things.
When is the big tiddy hero coming out?
>>256228939uh at launchr u dumb?
I love Soe, Lore and Lena!
>>256229121>Mei>exerciseSpending years frozen in cryopod and being so fat that she hogged all the power from others so they died.
>>256229141Imagine an actual Soe hero
>>256229552No an actual one I said dummy
>>256229482It was already leaked.
>>256229552I'm already Tracer
>>256228593Guess whole player base is brainlet since goats dominant meta
>>256229654I hope her ult is a taunt/charm ability where she strips naked.
>doing well on dps (golds dont mean shit but i constantly had 3 and was getting picks each team fight)>make a callout>people realise im a female>>uhh mei can you switch? >"idk I feel as though I'm doing well and not the reason that we lost the point">>yea it's just that my friend(who instalocked main tank) is a horrible tank and his main is meiit's a 4 people group so as soon as I tried to talk back I got shut down and they stopped healing me until I switched This happens 3 out of 5 times that I play dps and use voice. e.g. they start throwing, stop trying, do everything they can to make me play heals/tank. What do. I'm considering using a voice changer but it feels kind of stupid.
>>256230207Why didn't they ask at the start?
>>256230389Exactly, that's why I was so adamant about keeping my role. None of them indicated that they weren't happy with their picks until I spoke up.
>>256229793>>256228271It's going to be another unknown character dps or offensive support that enables shitters to go and fight and forget about team mates
>>256230207It is kind of stupid. Just play what you want, especially if you're getting them kills.
>>256228397>>256228639>>256228968>>256230768Based giantess vore poster
>>256230207are you an actual girl or a transvestite man?
>>256230207I'm from South America. Whenever I play with North American friends, I feel like randoms say less shit but throw pick more. The kind of shit comp I used to see in bronze and silver in closer servers are present in plat and gold in North America. Choosing 4 DPS, excess of confidence, not taking things seriously. Unbelievable.
>>256230920I wish that people would realise that mei and sombra are enablers (while also being able to get picks), so followup is important. I don't want to play mccree 24/7 due to how repetitive he starts to feel after a while. >>256231948I have a vagina and am not mentally ill.>>256232243In EU you still get those kind of comps/problems in masters and high diamond. I tried playing in NA and people just would not stop talking about random things. Made it hard to concentrate.
>>256232685>I have a vaginaPost it then
Objective time is the only medal that mattersGET ON THE FUCKING POINT
>>256232685>I have a vaginaprove it
This girl is pretty cute
Ah, what a perfect moment to remember that Reflections isn't canon.
>sombra in 10 years
>>256233826>10More like 5 XDDDD
>>256232761>>256233086no uYou have to be 18 to post on this board>>256232816finally someone with half a brain.
>>256226954He thought jailbait dva highschool skin would make everyone go wild. But it was not a very erotic skin ultimately. They were clearly afraid of backlash so they made it very tame.
>>256230207I'll boost you to high GM if you post a vocaroo as genderbent Reinhardt giving JOI. And no half-assed effort, I want to feel like a Crusader brigade leader is really hyping me up to cum.
Cute, small, shy, introverted, redhead and underage hero when?
>>256234856My paternal instincts need an object of platonic affection, okay?
>>256234480>not playing comp solo onlyyou dont deserve that kind of vocaroo
>>256234990Once we get to the point we can bio-print cat girls who are extra sensitive to head pats society will enter a new golden age
>inb4 ow2 mobile
>>256236262We can't reach that point soon enough.
>CTF is on arcade>It's been a while, decide to try a game for old time's sake>0-0 draw until sudden death when our own Mei kills us allCTF was a mistake
>>256236709Humans being easily made and grown in bags is really, really close thoRemember that technological development is exponentially growing, we are at a great pointAlso >implying that everything researched and full info about it is available to the public
>>256236931>leading an insane push that would easily make the game for us>our mei walls blocking the whole team>lostMei looks like the only character that is insanely annoying to have both with and against you
>>256235723When I say "boost" I mean playing on the account. Only retards bother with the inefficient party-boosting version.
>>256237063Mei is the most underrated and overpowered character in the game and if you learn how to both master her powers and master working with other Mei players, you'll be unstoppable.
>>256237313>freezes everyone>your teammates literally can't see her walking around>wall every 0.1 secs>full self heal panic button>nobody switches to counter her>lose
>>256237063That's what happened to our team too,>Sudden death, rushing to set up at the flag>I pick Bastion and teammate picks Orisa>Reach flag>Mei puts wall up underneath us both, and we are picked offThe mechanics of her wall need to change
>>256237532Same, mei gave the enemy time to regroupI always wonder whether mei players are actually retarded or just trolling
>your main tank is walking into a wall writing "sorry 2000ms" again
Two and a half years after her release and Sombra's hacked intro still makes me smile.Some poor schlub thinks he got potg only to have it stolen right out from under him.
>>256237665It's always both, but the enemy Mei is always a pro for some reason
>>256224614based modern open minded relationship poster
>>256216396Shes way too young. 16 or something.
31 definitely not ugly ass Echo right
>>256237665>>256237532The wall is tricky to master, youngsters.>>256237463Mei only has one real counter. And that's a better Mei.
>>256238375Legal in the civilized world
>>256237302eh that's even worse. Why would I give someone my account details and let them play in my place. Half the fun of playing is ranking up by yourself.
>>256238425>picks any character with more range than your freeze toy
Somebody should make a strawpoll to see which are /owg/'s top mains
>>256238572>Right clicks you with her 75 damage, headshot capable projectile that has no fall off
>>256238719Probably brainlet picks
>>256238572>not being able to headshot a Pharah or Widowmaker as Mei, a character that has NO FALL OFF DAMAGE You gold rank, brah?
>>256233826Looks more like Moira
>>256238720>implying you'd ever hit more than one at that rangeCute
>>256238839Look, anon. Just because you have shit aim doesn't mean everyone else does.
>>256238779I doubt everyone would pick dps
>>256238976Based anti dps poster
>>256238813She does have falloff ever since an update a while back, it's just pretty long
>>256239541>>256238813Mei players confirmed delusional
>>256239541She used to, the update was to remove it.>July 24, 2018 Patch: Secondary Fire: Removed all damage falloff from her secondary fire projectile
>STILL no fucking updateholy shit this game is so dead it hurts
>>256239541>She does have falloffShe does not. Try reading patch notes instead of eating them.
OW is dying and to keep it profitable, Jeff had to force Mercy into prostitution.Why didn't you buy more loot boxes?
>>256240461>Making Mercy a prostitute>ProfitableWho would buy that dirty skank
New hero that isn't just a gun shooting ordinary human please
>>256241374Personally hoping for a new constructor hero
>>256241560Never gonna happen because streamers hate those heroes, and Blizzard only cares about streamers because they bring in cash.
>>256240808>Who would buy that dirty skankI would in a heartbeat
>>256241901>Hank Hill ass
>>256241731I thought Blizzard only catered to OWLOr was it Blizzard only catered to Tumblr tranny SJWs?
>>256241901>>256240808I would pay good money to be abused, stepped on, and dominated by an Overwatch girl. Shame there's so little femdom SFM shit.
>Reinhardt Fancies himself a bro, but has zero coordination and zero patience and will throw and blame the entire team for his own actions >Lucio/Winston College losers who never get invited to parties. Probably listen to brockhampton. >McCree Tries hard to look cool and distant, but deep down firmly believes that finding the right woman would settle him down and get his life together >Torbloves trolling and LOLRANDUM humor. Probably skill-less in most areas of life >Doomfist Based Chad who doesn't give a fuck and does life on his own terms>Mercy Submissive slut and cheerleader, excellent choice for girls but fags play her too >Zen Two-faced cocksucker, always lies about who he is and never has his personality shit together >HanzoMath nerd, quiet kid who wears the same fucking shit every day. Thinks he is cool but outside everyone avoids his smelly ass >Genji Weebs and asians >Bastion Insecurity issues, fears losing above all else >Dva Perverts, porn addicts, weebs >ZaryaUseful and helpful, however, takes the game way too serious. Anger issues. >RoadhogDeep insecure issues. Plays an overpowered character in a multiplayer video game to feel like a big guy because he gets pushed around in real life
>>256243068Imagine Moira's huge soles
how does this general feel about trans girls?much love / visitor from /lolg/
>>256243153Stop lewding dva
>>256243153>Dva>Perverts, porn addicts, weebsgot me
>>256243153what about brig?
>>256243198We don't want you here.Girls (males) on the other hand are welcome.
>>256243449but anontheyre the same thing
>>256238468because you're too much of a scrub to get past gold yet you still complain about the amount of retards in those ranksi'm not even him but you're kidding yourself if you think it gets better in upper ranks. I was diamond for most of the time I played the game and the only thing that's different is that people use the voicechat more and have better gamesince. That's it. They still get salty as fuck and refuse to colaborate with the team if anything goes slightly wrong.besides not like he's gonna steal your account, I've been trying to sell mine for a while now and nobody fucking wants it, and I've most of the items in the game unlocked if you don't count trash like owl reskins.
I want Sven hero but only if he's gonna be Norwegian or Danish.
>>256243989I already stated that I'm in masters though...I just don't understand why you'd pay someone (either money or services) to play your video game. Seems really stupid.
>>256244263this reminds me does anyone have a list of lore characters that could end up heroes?
>>256244263If they make him a hero, there better be a giant nail in his foot from when Torb shot his foot onto the ground.
>>256240213They have said that big patches will match the beginning of OWL stages. So go get a comfy chair because you still have another month of goats until stage 4 starts.
>>256243183Imagine Symmetra pegging you with a hard light strapon. Imagine medical fetish with Mercy.Imagine ageplay with Ana.Imagine being a paypiggie to Ashe as she takes all your moneyImagine lift and carry with ZaryaImagine muscle worship with BrigitteImagine bodyworship and smothering from MeiImagine bondage with WidowmakerTruly, femdom is magical.
>>256244658>tfw no Mercy mommy
>>256244658Femdom is the patrician fetish.
>>256244658>tfw no hard to please Moira mommy
Whose legs (so obviously feet) would you be dominated by?
When does the Summer event start?
>>256248047Fuck that, when does the Femdom Event start?
How the fuck is it even possible to manage 3 avoid slots? There is AT LEAST one player in each game that I need to avoid. So what. I play 3 games per day?
>>256248864You stop compulsively clicking search game and wait a bit so he gets his
How would you buff Mercy /owg/?
>>256248580didn’t jess recently imply they might move summer games up a bit to make room for another event?
>>256248864If you play in a group, you can technically avoid more people. Just coordinate with everyone.
>>256249263More heal, short fly dash without aiming a teammate
>>25624926320 more pistol damage
>>256249274No he just said they were going to "shake things up" which can mean a lot of things. I don't even know which event could take place between summer and fall. A generic Fall/harvest event WOULD be qt though.
>winston got his halloween skin during the wrong eventThe absolute state of blizzard
>>256249849Tbh a gargoyle skin for Halloween is for when they're out of ideas. They're kind of spooky but they aren't strictly associated with Halloween. Also>werewolf Winston
>only know how to win in a coordinated team environment>that doesn't fucking exist in ranked>lose>now my teams are even less likely to be coordinated because my SR is lowerHow do I escape this hell? How the fuck do you win a game when 2 of your teammates are just smurf trolls fucking around, another is tilted off his ass and swaps off main support after the first fight, and another is a junkrat one trick? What good does is all my knowledge of team comp, strategy, counters, etc. in a game like that?
>>256249263I've got her buff right here*unzips dick*
Arcade boxes don't mean anything to 90% of people playing the game, you think Blizzard will do anything to raise off-event numbers?
>>256252830Another Mercy charity skin where she isn't wearing any pants.
>>256252830They do tho
>player on the enemy team makes mistake>taunt them in general chatAnyone else do this?
>event ended and absolutely no gold skins other than fucking Orbital PharahAnd to make it even worse, there's still not enough porn of Honeydew Mei and her meaty thighs. Really, the most popular Honeydew Mei post is a fucking blowjob pic? Where the fuck is the real good stuff?
>>256254783>event ended and I got few golds and some very nice skins for every single hero I never playNice
Someone, please tell me that I should stop playing competitive because of the recurring internet problems, and that I can quit it knowing that I would have been worthy enough to climb to the next rankI can't put myself to rest over how close I was, but now I'm getting farther and farther away, and the fact that I'm occasionally losing 60 SR because the wi-fi decides to drop out for a few seconds isn't helping. Knowing that it's technically possible has been killing me
>>256255049Stop using wifi wtf
>>256255237just plug in the internet from 15 feet away bro
>>256255550Actually that simple
>>256255550>15 feetare you joking lolthere are literally 30+ feet ethernet cables you can buy dumabss
>>256255550>>256256627This, it's that easy
there’s literally NO reason why Sombra should be allowed to see weakened targets through walls
>>256256715yeah if they removed that she would be balanced, unironically
>>256256627well shit, looks like the retard to gm goal might be coming true
>>256254853I only got 1.6k gold, and I started the event with about 1k. Not even enough for one skin. It sucks. I didn't even get skins at ALL other than one of the ugliest Pharah skins.Oh yeah, and Knifeear mercy which I won't even use because I'm not a faggot or a healslut.
>>256256905That's why you don't get healed, toxic trash
>>256256893https://www.monoprice.com/product?p_id=5021&gclid=Cj0KCQjwxYLoBRCxARIsAEf16-s3CiNhK83ofvJYW72Ph-QifVKU3SnIo8ffyRbQlQX87N5rRc9_dqkaAmedEALw_wcB5$ nigga lol just win
>>256257019You won't be saying that with my metal power armored giant boot up your throat, stupid healslut. If you want to win you have no choice but to be quiet and heal your tanks without question.
>>256257502I'm a tank but k, incel
>Team mate presses the need healing button more than twice in less than 3 seconds>Never heal them the rest of the gameAnyone else do this?
>>256258462No. I heal them because they clearly need healing and my job is to heal them.
>>256258604What's it like being that cucked?
>>256258662Imagine playing a healer and saying that you are not a cuck
>>256259028Just because you suck everyone's dick and sit on a buttplug nightly doesn't mean everyone else is like you.
>>256258462no, i’m too fucking stupid to be able to keep track of someone like that. i wish i could sometimes, but i just see emptying health bars and singlemindedly do my best to juggle filling them and keep everyone alive.
>>256258462I don't pay attention to things like that but then again I'm not hard stuck in silver.
>>256259353Who you trying to impress?
>>256259776It's just a meme kid. If you don't like it, don't reply!
Lads.How the fuck do I get this Window of Opportunity challenge?
>>256259990Mixture of communication and good aim.
>>256260048Please elaborate.What’s an ideal team comp with my Bap?
>>256260239Since it is supposed to be damage and healing, you need communication for everybody to aim through the matrix, and everything going through the matrix needs to hit to actually count towards it.Fuck if I know the ideal comp for him, though.
>>256259884Ah I see, merely pretending.
>>256261296Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>They STILL haven't added a fun tank hero
>>256262517You gotta delete this.
I just played with the most accurate Dafran impersonator of all time.
I think i'm going to vomit.
>STILL no 2-2-2owbabs?
>killing a widow as pharahis there a greater feeeling
>>256249263She's been broken for 95% of the game's life, she doesn't need a buff.
>>256253176I always throw out the casual '?'
which pro team is going to take Clockwork in to OWL?
>>256262517don't delete this.
>>256243153>Hog>overpoweredHow's bronze treating you?
>no new Ana legendary in at least next two events
>>256268498Man who gives a shit about Clockwork.
>>256269394I've seen a lot of porn for Overwatch but somehow this is the oddest.
How do I improve at this game? 4 straight seasons of placing and finishing mid-gold, playing about 100 matches per season. I'm clearly autopiloting and dunno what to do to rank up.Mainly play pharah/soldier/zen.
>>256270107There are lots of things you can do. What fps are you playing at? What sens and dpi do you use?
>>256270218I average 90-120fps. DPI is 800, sens is 2.5 in-game for hitscans/zen (I have a big desk and prefer arm-aiming) and 4.0 for everyone else.I think my game sense is just complete garbage, I'm constantly unaware of my own team let alone the enemy. I sorta just go in and hope for the best. I think it's mainly my aim keeping me from falling into silver.
>>256270398Well then you already know what to work on. Pin one of those digital sicky notes to your second monitor (or a real sticky note if you want) with the following bullet points:1. Am I going to win the fight if I go in? If not, wait for the team.2. What is the enemy team playing? Would a different hero counter them?3. What does my team need? What can I do differently to help?4. Call targets and track ults. 5. Listen to teammates' calls.Look at the sticky note before matches and when you're losing a match.
>>256269394me on the right
>>256269394>tfw no Sombra gf to grind on my face
>>256270779Thanks. I take ridiculously bad engagements, like straight squaring up against my hard counter. I just never took that bad habit seriously enough.
>>256270107Get good at Mei.
I wish ashe would get a skin that would hide her ugly face so I could play her
>>256249263More heal, she only heal 1 dude at the time, no burst healing and her ult is bad.Also bring back the s1 rez, the one slow and without invulnerability and make it so you need to see the people you are rezing (no rez behind wall)
>>256272150>bring back rez
>>256272150>make it so you need to see the people you are rezingI dunno' why they didn't try this first and just jumped right to a rework.
>>256272825Yes it's weird because lucio heals that way too
I love Lena
>>256271668Bikini skin soon?
>>256274396No, sorry. High cut one-piece with a pareo and straw hat.
>>256274735>High cut one-pieceThis is acceptable, as long as it's one of those one pieces where it shows more skin than usual.
why do people play a game where you're allowed to have 5 gold medals every match but still lose all of them?
>>256275283Why are you allowed to exist but be unhappy
>>256275413idk probably because you play this terrible game desu
>>256275186High-cut implies a lot of thigh so yes.
>>256275583>No hero that looks like this
>>256275583Shimada sister when?
>>256270107There are three cores in the game: mechanical skills (landing shots, maximizing the efficiency of your abilities, learning how to move through the map, etc); game awareness (tracking enemy ults, economising your team ults, knowing what character to play in different situations, identifying the best target, creating winning conditions, etc); and positioning (how to not die straight away, how to use the map on your favor during fights, where to go to make space, where to be to counter ults, where to be to heal safe and effectively, etc).Master one of those cores at a time and you should start climbing. Or just >>256271736
>>256274735Anything that shows her sexy body
whos ur main
>>256277884bastion, d.va, roadhogand yes, I am retarded indeed. how did you know?
>>256258462I accidentally fat finger the need healing button all the time.
faggot of every thread here to ask if this game is worth getting back into for fun.>>256277884I liked Lucio, Mercy, and Ana before I stopped playing.
>>256280442>fun>OverwatchPick one and only one.
>>256281037Fun it is then.
the amount of retards that make DPS look hard and lose me games makes me lose faith in peopleplaying this game is worse for me than my old job in a high theft shitty malls
>>256267382One of my friends responds to literally everything with that. It stopped being clever about 3 years ago.
>>256277884If you mean waifu by main then I have to answer with Ana Amari
>>256262517Please delete this!
[Character's first name] [Other character's last name]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT!?!?!!?!?!?
>>256283680Ana [my lastname]!!!!
>>256262517>>256283606>Deletes you in Spanish
>>256283680>t. fareeha ogundimu
>>256284789Sneedposting tier cringe
>>256284889>t. seething hana zaryanova
>>256284392>After taking the last name of his husband, Hanzo Shimada
More young Ana skins please. Or revealing old Ana skins.
>>256284538I wanna love that bean.
>>256285968Only if they make her white.
>>256286391No, they aren't going to ruin her
>>256286509All waifus will be ruined one way or another. It's Ana's turn and you know it.
>>256258462No because I'm not retarded>teammate spams need healing>he keeps running away from you in every way possible>useless healers omgWell then fuck off
>>256287080Go suck Mercy's trannycock, Chu
>>256288652Sure thing. But before I go I thought I'd let you know that Ana is bisexual and is in an open relationship with Junker Queen.
>>256243153>Lucio>Never invited to partiesAnon, Lucio IS the party. Motherfucker has a portable DJ table
>>256277884>I salute you.
>>256243153This reads like a 2016 post
>suddenly wake up>frantically check the side of my bed for my Sombra gf>begin to dial an emergency number to report her missing >remember that my Sombra gf didn’t spend the night>remember that I don’t have a Sombra gfbros...
>>256289379Why don't you have a sombra gf anon, you're not GAY are you?
>>256289379What are we doing wrong anon?
I had a 140ish fps drop yesterday after the Anniversary event concluded. Anyone with similar problems?
>>256289379>>256289861>>256289896Is sleepy Sombra a thing?
>>256290687Yes, people are so lonely and desperate for affection at this point the thought of just sleeping next to a girl is the fantasy now
>>256281275DPS is the easiest, least impactful role in the game imo.
>>256291826It's not Aspen so WHO CARES
>>256288995Nice, so I can be with her as well. Thanks Chu!
>>256283680Lena Caledonia Amari
>>256292937You think you want fair matches, but you don't.
Still trying to get my weekly arcade wins.Almost every game is me and 5 bronze/silver players against a 6 stack of private profiles. I have 4/9 wins so far and all 4 of those wins came from the only 4 games where I wasn't matched against a 6 stack. Why is this matchmaking so bad?
>>256293038You think you want fair matches, but you don't.
>>256277884For each role>Wrecking Ball>Baptiste>Doomfist
>>256293037Clearly. I'm having fun and I don't even know it.
>>256291826God I hope not
>>256293038Sorry dumb goy but only GM gets solo queue and even then it's not true solo queue because admitting you've been in the wrong for +2 years about how enormously unfair stacks vs randoms is (let alone in a comp environment) would be a bad thing
>comp, stomp enemy team on defense in Numbani>now have 2:30 to get one tick on the payload>retard teammates refuse to group up>when finally grouped, Lucio runs in alone like a retard and we draw>"Lucio what the fuck are you doing? You literally just threw the game">"Dude shut the fuck up I'm pro Lucio">report for throwing, avoid, and get queued against same guy not once but twice>he does the same 1v6 every time>stomp the shit out of them because their Lucio is a retard>"get stomped Lucio, gg to rest">Lucio says nigger in chat>report againTruly no better feeling
>+1,000heal/10min>0.39death/10min>consistent 180 sleepdarts on sombra/tracer/doomfist>climb 200-300sr in a day. then lose it all the next>hard stuck for 3 seasons, 900sr below my career highi love this game so much and these people refuse to let me play with my peers
>>256294136>Me ooga team booga
been playing mercy a bit latelyI forgot how much fun she is and how much I want to fuck her
>>256294438>spoilerThis is how it starts anonwelcome to the club
I have yet to meet a girl in comp that doesn't instalock Mercy
how long till I can try getting this skin again?
>>256294886A month maybe.
>>256294886>>256295678Summer Games is in August so probably closer to two
>>256296079Jeff implied they are shaking things up, so I bet Summer Event will either be earlier or later this year. But since 'later' wouldn't make any sense, it HAS to be earlier. That, or they are re-inventing the whole event.
>>256296905Here's how they'll shake things up.10 legendary skins that cost $3.99 each. Not available in loot boxes.
>>256296905Jeff also said that the new Dva skin would break the internet, he's hyping up literally nothing because there is nothing unless it relates to OWL
>>256297035>$3.99That sounds incredible! A lot cheaper than HotS skins too.
>>256297051He meant the Mei skin
/owg/ fears the mercy main
>>256297628Of course we do, you think we want someone in our games who just stands still out in the open for 10+ seconds?
>>256297628I've unironically made someone crouch before by telling them to sit in chat before I would heal them, he was a seething DPS main and deserved it
stop posting these huge ass pictures, it's crashing my browser and freezing my pc
>>256298942Alright, here's the smallest picture I have
>>256298942stop opening them or get a computer from this millenium then
Why is so hard for people to join voice cooms, you don't even need to talk, just listen
>>256299710Because saying words is toxic and I don't want to risk being muted by not being 100% chipper at all times
>>256299771You don't get reported if you aren't a tilting faggot that can't contain their rage so don't fucking tilt.
>>256300382>You don't get reportedCitation needed, they had to implement private profiles because people were tilting and reporting before the round even started if people weren't playing their main
>>256300713Well it's universal advice.This is why I stopped playing, there's just too much anger suffusing the game.
>>256300873>Playing videogames to have funWhat is this the early 2000's? Videogames are about getting mad and spending huge amounts of time not even accomplishing a story mode since forced 50 is just a never ending (horrible nightmarish grimdark) story that never ends
>>256301043Don't forget refusing to play unless you're drip fed cosmetic items because otherwise there's "no reason to play"
>go 7-3 in calibration games>calibrate lower than I finished last season???
>people in metal ranks don't know that 4 dps is viable now
>>256301889You're more or less cemented in the SR you first place at, it helps encourage smurf sales (also why they won't offer a hard SR reset at the beginning of each season).
>>256277884Cadet Oxton, but sometimes I also play Lena and T.Racer
>>256304640What about Cadet Lycanlena and T.Weretracer?
>>256277884I don't really main any hero, but I have 70 hours in Rein which dwarfs every other hero I ever used
>>256304924I love Cadet Lycanlena (but I'm afraid to play her) and I'm neutral towards T.Weretracer
>>256299710voice is unironically the reason I was hardstuck in Plat. it lets me actually focus on what im doing rather than listening to some retards stream of consciousness or some shitter complaining about everything. the vast majority dont listen to callouts anyway, or are so slow to clue on that they should be taking action that it's a waste of time. even in high diamond i dont see a reason to join voice, i know what needs to be done and its so fucking rare that people actually plan unconventional things compared to how often im thrown off my game by some retard
>>256277884Moira>tfw showered in endorsements constantly because you play her as a healer and not a shitty DPS and people forget what an insane burst healer she is in deathball comps
WHERE IS THE CONTENT JEFF
>>256305439my setup now is to auto join the voice chat but to have the voice chat volume on 0%. So I don't throw people off by not being in voice chat and I can't hear them at the same time. That also allows me to call out stuff from time to time.
>>256305681You think you want content but you don't
>>256299710I don't want to listen to ragers, retards or russians.
>>256301889Three years into the game and people still don't realize that W/L doesn't matter in placements.
>>256306535God I wish that were me
>get 7 upvotes at the end just for playing mercylol what
>>256306931The sombra, I've had a giantess fetish since I was like 8, I really truly believe the zoomer generation is gonna be fucked beyond belief by having so much free and complete access to the crazy porn that makes up 50% of the internet though these people will be the ones specializing in crazy VR sex shit so it's also a good thing
>>256306839Imagine this but for everything all the time in real life, that's what it's like being a girl
>>256305710>No aim no brain hanzo main shitting all over the hitscans who require skillthat gif hurts
>tfw no artsy Lena gfHold me bros...
>>256307465>I've had a giantess fetish since I was like 8How? When I was 8 I didnt even know what porn was. Also https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b0c283a10c3f
don’t post her anymore bros....I can’t handle it....
>>256289861>>256289896>>256290687not gay, just ugly and socially retarded. my only hope for a sombra gf is if I find one that finds my autism endearing
>>256308786Some weird combining of a femdom fetish from having bossy older sister and mom and a vore fetish of tightly wrapping myself in blankets to keep warm as a kid>>256309272The hardest pill to swallow is that women don't find inexperience endearing outside of anime they just see you as a faulty product not to be used (which you haven't been)
I...I....I love Lena and Soe, but not Lore!
>>256309396>The hardest pill to swallow is that women don't find inexperience endearing outside of anime they just see you as a faulty product not to be used (which you haven't been)This is why I drink. Even if by some miracle a woman acts like she cared it's not going to last. It's so painful. I still love her...
>>256309734I love Lena, neutral towards Soe and hate lore
Sugar plum is a fairy, not an elf! This is how a real elf mercy could look!
How can I end lore once and for all?
>>256309396>The hardest pill to swallow is that women don't find inexperience endearing outside of anime they just see you as a faulty product not to be usedOh. Ok then...
>>256310954We always have each other anon...
>>256311049are you a cute 30 year old tech savvy fit Mexican lady?
>>256311469I can be, if you want me to
>>256311469>30 year oldWhy is mommy Sombra not more of a thing?
>>256311843Because mommy fetish is trash-tier
>>256312305Imagine having Ashe and Sombra as your two moms
Sombra is ___FUN___It was a 15 minute match we lost by the way
Yes?He did it?He waifu'd her?Release the comic.
>>256293316>log in>get 3 notices about action taken against reportsAct like a retard, get treated like a retard.
>>256313954When played right she can be fun and sometimes aggravating for the enemy team. I dont understand why more people dont play her.
>>256315067Because she requires team cohesion to work well. You're useless if you're just running into the enemy team and solo EMPing.
ashe is underused for lewdes and fanart
>uninstall this game because the game is starting to pair me with retards >get bored >no other game is flash/intense >reinstall Is there no other option?
Nobody dares to lead their team anymore because they fear being reported for ''toxicity''Thanks Blizzard
>>256316339There's really not, what a fucking world we live in where I can look back at older COD as superior gaming experiences before ranked and ladder sucked all the fun from multiplayer games
>>256301889If you're under diamond, personal performance is factored in as well. So even if you won more than you lost, if you didn't do that well in your raw stats, you could end up worse off.
>>256315570Ashe underuses my dickAlso I'd rather with it would be Mercy.
>>256312631>Imagine having Ashe and Sombra as your two momsimagine
I'm a high level Reaper main who doesn't want his team to doubt his comfort level with the hero when he joins a comp game, but also wants to hide his power level from the enemy team, to at least slow down the counter-picking.Why isn't there a "team only" option for profile privacy? It seems I have no solution here.I'm leaning toward making profile private while playing comp, though, as people don't seem to be as hostile towards a Reaper pick as before (read: the period of time between nano boost having its speed boost taken away, and Reaper getting 50% life steal--at least I can say I first got to Master during those dark times).
>when your ultimate gets team kills at every league of play but everyones convinced its "skillful" and "not a very good ult"
>>256316974>If you're under diamond, personal performance is factored in as well.am i the only one who sees flaws in this?
>>>256300382>>You don't get reported>Citation needed, they had to implement private profiles because people were tilting and reporting before the round even started if people weren't playing their mainYou responded with something else that's also 100% assumption, lol. I main a very unpopular hero, and I've never been reported enough to even get a warning of impending action.It helps if you're not insufferable.
>>256318078Why did they make profiles private then if it makes it much harder to determine who's best on each role based on their play time? I've never been muted either but OW reports work on a threshold, you get enough of them you get punished (this is why torb and symm mains thought they were being "attacked" when they were all getting banned for maining their heroes when in reality they got mass reported for playing shit heroes in every situation), they tell everyone that everything is punish worthy (literally using voicelines blizzard themselves put in game is considered toxic according to blizzard) most people just don't even bother.
>>256318045They said at the time that the personal performance thing was being taken away at diamond and above to see how it works out, but have said nothing about it since. I think it's time to pull the trigger on eliminating that as a factor at all tiers.If for no other reason, than because you can't easily quantify how helpful someone is actually being. If a Zarya protects a teammate from D.va bomb by walking in front of them with bubble up, that's a huge play that will not reflect at -all- in the aggregate stats.
>>256318487If they had made public the default setting, and also allow players to manually choose 1-5 heroes that they want to play the most, to display when you mouse over the names on your/their team, the way you'd see their most played before they added privacy options to the profiles, I think it'd be way better.
god is there anything more triggering than a 3100 mercy main in a 5-stack who was gold last season and telling you how to playnot even an incel, total anti-sexist faggot right here, it's just i hate how there's these two characters (mercy and orisa) who are super easy to get boosted on if some thirsty smurf decides to queue with you
>>256318987Literally ANYTHING would be better than the status quo, so yeah...
Share your skin ideas. I would like a scarecrow Genji that throws leaves as shurikens.
>>256320114I feel assaulted.
>>256320379Im retarded at ripping pictures from twitter
>>256320268D.Va doesn't have a "winter skin" yet, so I keep hoping she gets one eventually.
>>256320268Highwayman Ashe. Ult line changes to 'Stand And Deliver!'
>>256320268Raiden Genji skin
>>256320268Belf mercy skin when?
Esports are back in 2 and a half hours!
>>256320785Never since the next hero is an elf hero
>>256321874>Even as a literal grandma Soe is cuteImagine having one chance on this earth and being an ugly boy instead of a cute girl
>>256322039It's never too late to change anon, look at this cute Bastion main!
>>256321874I want to see her getting fucked by a horse
>>256321527There is never enough of them!
>>256322320one of the 40%
>>256322320If only kolorblind could transform half as efficiently as Bastion
>>256320268posting the obvious one
>>256322798Damn it anon
>>256323558haha include me in the reddit screencap
>>256323896Don't reply to me again faggot
>>256229654>yfw she becomes the ultimate harassing hero because she has the hitbox of a fucking pygmy
>>256316974I'm back from a break so makes sense I guess, thanks!
>>256324895Isn't that job already taken?
>>256325898Soe would be smaller.
>>256325898God I wish she’d harass me
>offense on Junkertown>get to first point and one dude still hasn't picked>picks dps with 3 dps already>hates our pirate ship and starts throwing>flaming us in chat>berate him when we switch to offense to fucking pick and we'll build around him>keeps flaming in chat and never picks>get stomped>report 3 times at the end for inactivity, toxicity, and intingI fucking hate this faggot ass game so fucking much. I guarantee you tomorrow when I log in again I won't have any report messages too.
solomongrundy if you're reading this I love you
>>256327119Based DPSchad putting metababs in their place
>>256327119>one tilted shitter ruins another gameRemember kids, plat is a state of mind.
>>256327637He picked Ana while we were on defense also>pirate ship>meta???????>>256327651>5v6's are always winnable lol just get good
>>256327930I ws laughing at how the easily the game is fucked by one person.OW is super sensitive to even one player not pulling their weight assuming the teams are even in ability. I mean even the pro meta has been about getting a single pick and steamrolling 5v6 for ever.
>>256327930Pirate ship has been junkertown meta forever retard
>>256328153csgo and (non-pro) dota are the only team games i've played that don't suffer this
>>256328153Isn't it just peachy? Blizzard should just delete Bnet accounts instead of banning temporarily
>>256328153>I mean even the pro meta has been about getting a single pick and steamrolling 5v6 for ever.This is more symptom of goats, whatever rein loses first, their team also loses because it's just goatsing near the rein, there's no DPS on highground to get better advantage, usually no snipers hanging back, just goats mirrors that have to fight exactly the same in a big fucking ball of mirrored ultimates and it's SO FUCKING SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>256328421>>256328153why is blizzard being so stubborn about fixing goats somehow?
>>256328637Is it a secret that they're incompetent?
>>256328637Because fixing goats means not making tanks and supports OP, and blizzard can't do that because all the retards who play support and tank will get dunked on, they're just gonna give us the DPS version of Brig to counter goats that ruins the game in another direction for 6-12 months
>>256328637At this point I'm not sure Geoff knows how.He fixated on Brig's stun when he should've gone for the passive heal + lucio and zen ults.
>>256328637>Want to Fix Goats>Cant Nerf Reinhardt>Can't significantly nerf Zarya>Cannot touch Support heroesThey're not.
You can't fix goats without role lock. This is the inherent problem with letting people pick whichever hero they want. You cannot balance a hero to work in the intended scenario AND in a cheese comp with an unusual role distribution. It's the same reason why Blizzard is so reluctant to add more main tanks. People think it would give MT players more options, but all it would do is allow people to run triple shield turtle comps with a Bastion in the middle.
>>256329059>they're just gonna give us the DPS version of Brig to counter goatsthey thought the reaper leech buff would be this>>256329141jeff thinks pharah is OPhe's legitimately retarded and useless on the level of chu
>>256320114>>256320379wtf I want to BE Hana Song now?
>>256329274Here I'll fix it:Reinhardt:>CD on raising and lowering barrier>Earth shatter removedZarya:>Max damage reduced by 20%>Graviton removedReduce all healing by half and reduce heal stacking effectiveness even furthergoats dead give me my check
>>256330273So tanks just don't have ults anymore? Cool.
>>256330273What would the ults be if not those?
>>256330438That would be a step up yes, removing all ults entirely would come after
>>256330541Ultimates with significantly less sway on the game and with real counterplay outside of Rein being his best counter and Zarya having 0 counters.
when will we get Efi as herohttps://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4772771
>>256322320i want to 1v1 this fag and take away his position as the #1 bastion player so bad
>>256330273>>256330438no. the problem is Rein and Zarya and Dva are LITERALLY just DPS with 600 healthRein shouldn’t be able to one shot ANYBODYZarya shouldn’t be able to melt ANYBODYDva shouldn’t be allowed to burst down ANYBODYeven dumb tracer should be allowed to survive a hook+shot from hogtanks should tank, not output stupid amounts of damage
>>256330956Rein's oneshot move is earth shatter he is a shit bag without itI reduced Zarya's damageD.Va is already getting nerfed every patch.Healers should not be able to casually out heal all damage sources on a whim.
>>256330802do not click, I repeat DO NOT CLICK
>>256330956>tanks should tankAnd what does that mean, exactly? Literally just stand there and absorb damage? Why would anyone even bother to shoot the tanks if they're not a threat? You sound like a butthurt DPSbab who just wants free reign to play team deathmatch against the enemy supports. If your positioning is shit, you should get punished for that. It's not as if D.va is an assassin who can just dive into the enemy backline and burst down a 200hp hero with no consequence. She's there to burst down anyone who enters her own backline. Hog was probably designed with the same intention in mind, but I agree he's a bit unbalanced.
>Despite making 13% of the game's population, Widow mains are responsible for 70% of the bans!
Epic /pol/ maymay friend! Truly you are now a 4channer.
>>256331270You are severely underestimating the kits of the heroes I talked about if you think they still wont be mandantory tier after that.
>>256331270>Literally just stand there and absorb damage?Unironically yes, a tanks job is to eat shit so his team doesn't have to, they don't have to DPS on top of it
>>256331753>a tanks job is to eat shitAnd why would anyone choose to play such a hero?
>>256331824Because tank players are and always have been retarded masochists, the same way healers are subby fags and DPS are raging idiots
>>256330961>>256331202Yes. Absolutely "his."Anyway, it hurts, because I'm reasonably close to his rank, but he just got there by queuing with an Orisa 1 trick, and pretends that he earned his reputation on his own
>>256331824people already dont
>>256330802>>256331075I CLICKED IT!
>>256331053His oneshot is not shatter. It only does 50 or so damage.
>>256332737me on the bottom
>>256332631>shatter>Kill entire team stunned team with reins overpowered AOE damage
Soe has been playing wow classic till 5 am, I know that look.
Do you guys think this game will ever see a day again when Soldier is top DPS pick and regularly played?
>>256333187No she has been sucking horsecock, I know that look.
>>256331753Ah, yes. There's no better way to win the game then putting your shield in front of the enemy spawn and dying
>>256333187God... I need a boomer gf so bad, anons
>>256332905Tell me, how do you define a oneshot? Because I think our definitions differ.
I wish I had a Moth bf...
>come into the thread to butthurt DPS
>it's an underdog wins the opening meme map before the inevitable 1-3 loss script
>pick doomfist>winHouston finally back
imagine actually watching these two literally who teamslet alone watching goatswatch league at all
>>256335671This, I'm getting real tired of the same exact writing. They could at least do an underdog takes it to map 5 script.
What if damaging Rein's shield dealt a (small) portion of that damage to Rein?
>picking shanghai to win because of meme underdogJesus they arent underdogs. They got rid of their whole team and reset to even win.
why are genji and mercy mains so common?why are pharah mains so rare?
>>256336076Genji and Mercy work about the same (in pub play) on every map. Pharah isn't fun on all or most maps.
What happened to OWL viewcount?
>>256336234it's usually grossly inflated by them embedded the stream into the client and other placesthe current viewcount is more accurate (and still that's a lot of people idling for drops)it's actually really sad how low the viewership is for this esport considering how much money they've sunk into propping up the scene
>>256336148>Pharah isn't fun on all or most maps.I like Pharah on literally every map.>>256336076>why are pharah mains so rare?A lot of people don't know how to lead, also she gets hard countered by a lot of extremely popular heroes making her borderline unplayable unless you are leagues above the entire enemy team in skill.
>>256336234People are sick of goats.
>>256336683Maybe Mercy mains were right all along...
>>256336931People were definitely less sick of dive at this point last year. But then even in the dive meta there were variations on maps
>>256337052Yeah dive has more variation and with it its not a complete reset. Goats get a kill and everyone is usually running back to spawn.
How good is Baptiste?Is Ana still best?
>>256337237Baptsite's healing is slightly better
>>256337340Is he getting used super often then?
>>256337237Current ladder meta is bunker and bap is extremely strong in bunker. >>256337371Absolutely
>>256337471Neato, good to see a new guy not falling into obscurity
>>256337371Yep and its honestly annoying because at my rank no one attacks the field. Two people or just dva's rockets can get it down but nope.
>>256333303No.Soldier's time is done, his kit is just laughable now by comparison to new heroes. He's pretty much hard claimed by powercreep:For comparison sake heres his moves:>shitty damage over time gun (have fun feeding support ultimates)>U get 2 run faster a bit>shoot a projectile that explodes with a small radius, gain like 20% extra jump height with it if you really want>small aoe heals>Ultimate: game aims for you ( you should be able to do this on your own), your damage will still be blocked or casually healed through by an ana you can't see.vs a new hero like Ashe who gets to>Very strong burst damage gun, have fun killing things>Fly around the map really quickly, Also keeps people away from you>Get a BIGGER projectile that bypasses barriers, inflicts good damage and a burning debuff>Ultimate: Game summons a BIG HP tank for you that also aims for you and counts as a 7th player but also doesn't feed ult charge, all the while you can still play your own hero normally, you're not even vulnerable using thisI think its a mater of what he does, its so mundane vs new heroes.
>>256334037I usually include moves where the opponent doesn't get to move because you just casually stunned them for half a year.Bonus points if its a move that either encourages mirror matching as its only counter, or just doesnt have one.Which is Rein and Zarya.
>>256337646>always play with my irl friends>one is silver, one gold, rest are plat/diamond>condition the lower ones to go for the field when they can>they get rid out of it all the time now
>>256337818I see. I always figured oneshots as a move that instantly kills most, or in D.Va's case, all heroes.Your definition seems to fit more of over-CC.
NEW TANK PLEEEAAAASSSEEE
>>256337652the virgin soldier vs the stacy cowgirl
>>256337915>my field gets targeted instantly >enemy fields only gets targeted by me rest of my team still tries to shoot the perma 40hp heros
Imagine grabbing Hana Song’s butt for just a moment...
>>256338996Imagine having time-stop powers and grabbing it for as long as you want
What changed with Houston to be able to take NYXL AND SFS to a map 5?
>>256338996Imagine BEING Hana Song and having your butt grabbed by Ana Amari, Elizabeth Ashe, Brigitte Lindholm , Mei-ling Zhou, Angela Ziegler, Moira, Fareeha Amari, Satya Vaswani, Lena Oxton, Amelie Lacroix, or Zarya
Why don't you have an Overwatch girlfriend yet, /owg/?
>>256339160Imagine not being a prevert and actually winning Hana's heart thus willing permission to grab her booty
>>256249263Replace E with a cleanse+2 second invulnerable from all status effects Replace Q with 1 person instant rez.Maybe buff M1 to 55 HP/SFixed.
>>256339353The better question is why don't I have ANY fg
Didnt Atlanta take SF to a map 5 last week? Are it just surprising because its Houston?
>>256339926houston is worse than atlanta
>>256339926Houston have lost 8 matches in a row
>>256339390>Replace Q with 1 person instant rez.
>>256340032This picture is gay on so many levels...
>>256340087All mercyniggers deserve
>>256340009>>256340032So yes. Because its Houston. A bottom tier team just beat a top 3 team
>>256340771How is it so fucking big?
kek best team in the league my assglad to see shock get exposed as the frauds they are
>>256340771Damn that ass sure causes a rawkus
OWL poster boy is triumphant again
>>256341081How did he become the poster boy
>>256341365Articulate and doesn't look like your average basement dwelling gamer.
>>256341365well spoken and good looking white boy in a league of bowl cut Asians and aspie look at the ground sort of gamer dudes. If it wasn't him, odds are it would be Custa. You need that sort of awww shucks vibe to pull it off.
>>256341365Good looking all-american eagle scout that is good at public speaking. Bucks the stereotype of videogame playing nerds so he's good to market with.
>>256341564Fair enough. He is one of the better looking players in the whole of Overwatch.
>>256341532>>256341564isnt it because he's a twitch meme?
>>256238375Where the fuck do you think you are?
You just know every time Sombra does well in an OWL game it births another 100 Sombra shitters. Where they don't just play it as an EMP bot but keep trying to hack and kill a random tank. Damn it, just farm your ULT and give the team a count down you whore. Stop trying to TF2 spy play.
>>256341825That helps too.. Shit of this nature is just about one being good looking, well spoken and then known some how. Like if Babybay just randomly started dating some A list pop singer like Taylor Rain he would all of sudden see x10 more OWL everything.
more like dogmanlet lmao
>>256341825not really since hes been "picked" as the face of US overwatch since the 2017 world cuphim being a meme started with OWL
>>256342343Hes dating a 10 tho right?
>>256340461Loving appreciative players to carry them and protect them
>>256342568Oh dogman's gf? Well it's up for debate
>>256342974Shes not less than a 6 tho. Shes a cutie
>>256342343>a grown man with a fucking yellow bowlcut hairNo, being a kpop twig wouldn't help, every single one of them looks ridiculous
>>256342148t. seething Rein main
why does this happen? literally got 4 3-4 games ago
>>256343872Maybe you forgot to endorse others, which also counts. Maybe you played in other modes other than competitive.
>>256343571>t. seething Rein maindamn right, but not it has nothing to do with Sombra try to hack me being in most cases they fail. I played too TF2 back in the day, I'm too use to sneaky sort of play for Sombra to work well against me. It's the shitter Sombra ON MY team that pisses me off. I've got shatter, just pop EMP on their tank and I'll hammer them all down. Game over.. >wait... wait.. wait.. >team grouped up>wait.. trying to get some 6 man EMP>widowmaker picks off one of our supports>another DPS feeds ahead of the shield>other team's front line pushes hard>200 health, tank in my face.. barely hanging there>EMP!!!! Yeah too fucking late you POS... I'd rather face a Sombra in every other game I play then have one one my team right now. Being the bulk of them are fucking worthless, taking WAY too long to get EMP being they don't know to just farm it.
>>256343872You have to maintain it by receiving and giving good boy points
>>256344112>>256344239never endorsed a single person in my life fuck this shit hahaha
>>256343872>why does this happen?There is a reason the bulk of 4s are all tank or support main and the only time you see a 5 is like a one trick mercy main. You have to keep farming good boy points in every game or you slowly drop, you also drop a ton of you leave a game.
That's a smol soe!
>someone actually defended me for playing SombraHoly shit based Zen main BTFO buttblasted booga goldies
>>256344674just came back after a year of stop so well fuck it
>>256320268Hanzo with a lacy bra, thong and stockings
>>256344851I-I love Soe!
I want a summer skin for ashe I want some boobs
Kephrii the kiddie toucher is streaming during owl to hardly anyone
>>256330802>https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4772771Efi will not be happy about this
why the FUCK are mercys so passive aggressive
>>256346748ashe needs a yee-girl skin
>>256347194That's the mindset the role attracts.
>>256347194It's the only way to motivate a shitter like you.
>>256347202I've just got her squat emote so I'm totally ok with this
>people suddenly realize sombra counters goats after a year
The way Koreans say "Sombra" is really adorable.
>>256349458The way Korean Sombra says her Spanish is cute
>I uh.. got you something...
>>256349381yeah and just standing 15 feet apart momentarly and predicting Sombra's hilariously linear playstyle counters her nicely.
>>256350272shiet you should be coaching all these owl teams losing to her
>>256347194they’re women, and women are socialized from a young age to avoid direct conflict out of fear of being raped or murdered.
>>256347194>why the FUCK are mercys so passive aggressiveFor an average sort of female playing Mercy they get a taste of being a high maintenance/high demand sort of chick. Even if it's just in a video game and it of course goes to their head. I've had a Mercy main tell me they are going to avoid/report me when playing arcade Yeti hunter.. >bitch, no one cares
>>256350865>>256351110>mercy players are womenhow fucking naive are you
>>256347194if they're a one trick it's because they are insecure/extremely worried about dying at the wrong moment. they're walking on eggshells because if they die repeatedly they can't reset themselves persay and swap to a new hero and try something different. if the match goes poorly they must invent excuses for themselves to the core
>>256351248mercy players? Sure it's a mix.. Mercy mains? It's a whole lot of female players. It's not that female can't play other roles or get in muh kitchen sort of crap, it's how the ranks tend to shake out. Like you rarely if ever see a female main tank player for some reason.
>play a pick up game>game has to be paused >suddenly my frame rate drops at a rate of about 5 per second>GPU usage maxes out>GPU temps skyrocket>GPU fan at max RPM>fps drops to 15What the fuck happened?
>>256351695Obviously something with your computerAsk >>>/g/
>>256351695>me ooga computer boogagit gud
>>256351695sounds like a thermal throttling issue and when it kicked in your PC just shit the bed. It happens. Maybe next time bump up your PC fan curve or at least the one for the GPU.. Sometimes those pause/still screen in a game put a system into max everything state.
I HATE Lena, but love Lenaposters!
I hate Lenaposters AND Lena, but not Aspen
Who's gonna win? Toronto or Golden State?
>>256353308golden state in 7
>>256353308>implying the fat nerds here care about apehoopCome on home, also Warriors>>>/sp/93423451
>>256353308Fuck leafs and fuck Toronto>t.leaf
>>256353308raptors deserve to lose after that game 5
>Elizabeth Caledonia Ashe in the Overwatch League
Chengou Hunters might be the only team that's truly fun to watch play in the OWL right now. >random as fuck comps>bob about to show up>people shooting and playing DPS
>OWL team picks Trashe>losesEvery fucking time
>>256354116She just needs some buffs, maybe make her shots have punch through (people not environment) to give her more presence at choke points and let her damage healers behind their team
>>256340032F E E TEET
>>256353424>>256353452>>256353601>>256353972Well there it is
>>256340032Well I doubt Houston players are in the right mind set considering whats happening and going to happen to them
>>256243121an ass made entirely of drywall plaster
Holy FUCK I wanna suck the farts out of Emily Tang's brap chimney
>>256355824So you want to savor Emily's tang eh?
>>256355932No tang tastes like shit and is for poor people, I do want to fuck her pussy live in front of the entire OWL to satisfy my exhibitionism fetish though
>Another lonely night with /owg/ instead of an OW gf to snuggle with while watching OWLI don't know if I'm gonna make it to the end of the broadcast bros
>>256356207you'll be fine, i doubt you have the balls to take your own life.
Angela is cute, smart, nice, and pretty. She is a good waifu and I would do my best to make her happy.
>>256356256Sorry bud, she's taken.
>>256334660Wanting to suck Grant's Dick. what are you some homoboi?
>>256356479>not being a homoboiit's 2019
>>256356241I don't need to, I'll simply bad talk OWL and have Jeff's shills take me out with a precision crossbow bolt to the brain stem
>>256211352>play support>team gets shit on constantly>i get tilted and want to uninstall>try playing tank>no one cries "but youre a support main" and lets me off tank with Zarya/D.va>8 game win streakAnyone else gets this. They just stop plsying their main role and take a break to refresh themselves in another role. I wasnt doing the best as D.va this time, but it was nice not having to worry about healing.
Okay who used the monkey's paw to wish runaway would win OWL
is this the end for the Shock?Everyone knows that running Sombra is all it takes to beat them now
Yesterday I said "fuck it" and started selecting the DPS characters I wanted, instead of filling like I always do. The game is so much more enjoyable now wtf??? like 75-80% of my time played is as support and tank
>>256355932God I wish that was me
god i just had to ghost the fattest fucking chick i've met on this gamei've had shockingly good luck with how girls i meet on here look. not a lot of outright hotties but overwhelmingly they have all been reasonably fuckable. this chick was straight out of biggest loser, god damn, glad i google-stalked early
Who will be getting the next set of top tier OWL skins /owg/?
so where do people discuss owl? the sub reddits are fucking dead
>>256362606it's an esport in 2019. the reddit board for it is gonna be more active than anywhere else. and if that's dead, then....well...
>>256362606Discords for those reddits probably
>>256362606No one actually cares about it. The area is unironically full of paid fans
>>256366002Moicy is cute.
>>256366002Me on the left.
>>256366002Sorry, wrong image. Meant to post this.
>>256367053>tfw Gabe is unironically a Grandpa
>>256367205>stalking your own family on Christmas eve
i've decided 3 is the ideal stack size4-6 you get matched up against tryhardssolo/duo you get the dregs of society
Why the FUCK is this allowed?
>>256348685Ain't that the truth
Guys I had another Aahe dream, I'm scared. I don't play Overwatch anymore. What's going on
>>256370261What are you scared of?
>>256370261She needs you Anon.
Will Apex Legends competitive kill Overwatch once and for all?
>>256370804maybei noticed when apex came out, about half my remaining OW friends (which was already a dwindling group compared to 2016/2017) quit for apex, then got tired of apex and now they just play nothingi think anyone who would quit OW for Apex has already done so
>>256370402>What are you scared of?Deep sea swimming/diving, had a few close calls with sharks when younger.
>>256370402Because it's gay and pathetic.
>>256369432I spy with my little eye something beginning with Adam's Apple
>>256371306>patheticHaha...yeah...what kind of loser would fall in love with a fictional character, am I right? Haha...
>>256371559Exactly. But it I kissed her and it felt so real and good. Fuck human brain.
>>256370804unironically what is the appeal of games like that
How fucked would game go if they'll make damage hero with mind control ult, allowing control enemy player's hero and damage own members? I hope our mysterious omnic hero is able to pull that off.
>>256372025It gets worse, trust me.
>>256372043How many languages did you learn before English?
>>256372043They'd lose the remaining 14 players
>>256372030BRs in general? No idea. Apex? An actual good shooter that happens to be "hero based" where, unlike Overwatch, their abilities aren't stronger than your clicking head skills (or lack of) and, on top of that, the only sniper weapon that can one-shot you is a rare weapon that spawns once or twice per match.
>>256372343>rng in a competitive modeyikes
>>256371537Yes, women have Adam's apples as well. No, she isn't a tranny.
>>256372661Are you talking about the 5 Mercy mains you got in your team in competitve Overwatch?
>>256372975>he plays compI cringed
>>256372661>>256373090Look, everyone, anon learned to spew zoomer memes. He's one of us the guys now. POGCHAMP!
>>256374082where does "lose weight" rank on this
>>256371559>Falling in love with 2DYeah that's fine, but have you tried falling in love with a real woman who lives on the other side of the planet and will never even be aware that you exist?
>>256372343>>256372661It can be argued that battle royales are less random than Overwatch. The complete lack of matchmaking means there's only 1 person in the top 1% of players on a 100 man island. This compares with Overwatch where you'll have three of them in your 2500 game, either deranking, stomping, or playing the game of "which team has better smurfs".As for random loot? If you get dealt a particularly bad hand, at least it's over quick. The longer you survive, the less random equipment quality determines the outcome of fights. (ignoring the horribly unbalanced item of the week)
>>256374346M-maybe we'll meet in the near future..
>>256374082>zoomer boogeymanyeah, I'm thinking that's a big cringe.>>256374447>It can be argued that battle royales are less random than Overwatch. Anything CAN be argued, but only if you're dumb enough.
>>256374630Is that Michael Jackson?
>>256374447It surely is on par with getting five support mains in your regular ranked, or 4-5 dps comps.Though my original post was about Apex getting an actual ranked mode, with tiers and shit. We have yet to see if it's based on mmr or score. The regular "quick play" queue there is right now is just the way you described it.
>>256374642He said it again! OMG this guy is lit! LMAO!
>>256374642Okay, let me rephrase.Overwatch is random as fuck. You don't realize how stacked most games are. Battle Royale seems more random because it's obvious with its random lootboxes, but you know what happens when an experienced player gets a bad spawn in BR? They either die quick and reset or they find a way make it work until the next drop. On a completely unrelated note, I just got out of a 19 minute draw on Blizzard World, solo-healing a five DPS team. Just thought I'd share.
>>256375068>solo-healing a five DPS team>not just saying fuck it and picking the 6th dpsYou could have won that game anon.
>>256374685Are you some unfunny comedian with a late night show?
>>256375127>mfw Blizzard congratulates me for career high healing
>>256375068>me bad team mean game itself have rng, grug no like rng
>>256375404I realize I'm part of the problem here, but have you ever owned a smurf account before? Ever try to derank it by like putting in 10% effort? Effectively leaving your team to fight 5v6? Were you surprised when you had a 20 to 40% winrate anyway?It's not that we're losing games because RNG has stacked the enemy team. It's also that we're winning games because RNG has stacked our own teams.
I... love lore!
>>256376026>*Blocks your path*
I want to BE Hana Songthat’s it. no caveats or special girlfriend requirements
>>256376026Me too anon, me too!
is this game dead now?queues seem much longer at gold/plat, where I assume a majority of the players are
>>256375654>Were you surprised when you had a 20 to 40% winrate anyway?That's how the MMR system works though, contrary to what some retards say it doesn't match you with better players the better you're doing it does the exact opposite and the worse you're doing the more likely you'll be matched up with better players hence why people get so frustrated. Have you ever on your non smurf noticed that you literally had to make every single play happen on your own to make any progress? Chances are your MMR was outpacing your SR and you were the designated non shitter. On the flip side if you're the shitter (whether you're doing intentionally or not) you'll sometimes notice that while you are doing absolutely nothing but maybe dicking around your team is still winning.
based dead game postersbased waifu postersbased ooga booga postersbased lore postersI love you all
>>256376962Sometimes I play on my main and lose four matches in a row, I'll swap to my plat account and smurf for a bit so I feel better about myself.Then I lose three more.
>>256377007>no more junkenstein posterI hope his death was relatively painless.
>>256377215Unfaithful roasty probably taking the BDC (Big Doomfist Cock) now
>>256377209Do not dare to try and beat the forced 50%, that 70% will be reduced to 50% whether you like it or not.
>>256377467>BDC (Big Doomfist Cock)BDC actually stands for Boy Diddling Cuck so that seems unlikely!
>>256377561Does this happen irl?
>>256378190Go lick a pole during winter and find out
Post cosplay to reach the thread limit.
>>256379881>tfw no Matilda gf to roleplay as Brigitte and whisper voicelines in your ear
>>256380101>tfw no Brig gf of any kind
>>256380308>tfw no anything of any kind
>TFW no Mercy punchdoll
make a new thread.