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>Overwatch League
https://www.twitch.tv/overwatchleague

>Anniversary 2019 is live!
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/1130896779560587265

>Developer Update | Introducing Workshop | Overwatch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naPxnU2-4no [Embed]

>Hero 30, Baptiste, is now live!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxdy2SMf9CE [Embed]

>March 19th patch notes, DPS buffs
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/pc/#patch-55918

>New animated short "Reunion"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKYVvPNhRR0 [Embed]

>Hero item checklists for all events
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/

>Latest PC patch notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

>Overwatch dev tracker
http://www.overstalk.io

>Personal stats / leader boards
https://overbuff.com

Previous thread: >>256018915
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Only DPSchads allowed in this thread. Sorry girls.
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>>256211352
I want to bully Pharah until she cries!
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>no Hana OP
the deal was not taken; all Hanas of mine will be withheld from this thread
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>>256211352
>[Embed] [Embed]
Fucking kill yourself, never make a thread again
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Good OP
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Angela Ogundimu
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And so the cycle of suffering continues.
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>>256211680
I posted a pharah so it's 50% of an ana !
>>256211847
First time sowry sempai :'(
>>256211879
Thanks
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>>256211879
to bad about her age
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Alright, which one of you fags was this.
Come on, show yourself.
You fucking cringy faggot.

His twitch:
https://www.twitch.tv/yskria
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I LOVE Angela!
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>>256212386
Okay you got me, it was me
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It’s your first day as an official Overwatch agent, Hana here will show you around!
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>>256213514
Where's the bathroom?
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>>256212386
it was yskria
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>>256213514
Her face looks awful here wtf happened?
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>>256213659
plz no bully
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>go in any lobby named "tryhard ffa"
>say "genji and tracer don't take skill"
>watch a shitstorm unfold
Mobility + escape button = crutch character
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Which hero would be the easiest to seduce sexually? Who would be the hardest?
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>>256214264
>easiest
My guess is Soldier: 76 since he's a gay boomer who more than likely isn't married
>hardest
Bastion by far
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>>256214264
>easiest to seduce
i'm gonna say genji
look at him, he's practically begging for it.
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>>256214264
>easiest
Lucio. You just need to ask.
>hardest
Lena if you're male and Soldier if you're female.
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>>256213705
I don't want to, i like dva
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdcDjdr1MNI
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>>256214182
Half of those lobbies have fan the hammer disabled. I've never understood this. Every skill besides fan the hammer is enabled.
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Look at these sluts
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>>256211680
Good
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>>256215830
>Every skill besides fan the hammer is enabled.
Nope, Bastion turret form is disabled, because everyone knows how absolutely impossible it is to counterplay it
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>>256212385
What about her age?
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>>256216250
It's possibly the easiest thing to counterplay in the game. You just go around a corner and cornerpeak.
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>>256216416
Yeah, but the fact that it's deathmatch, a mode with no objectives, makes it even HARDER to avoid him
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>>256212386
Imagine being so autistic you use meme arrows outside of 4chan. Eliminate yourself from the gene pool you fucking faggot
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I miss lore...
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>>256219363
You miss this?
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>>256219662
This is why you think you want Lore, but actually you don't.
Also just imagine *this* kind of Lore in OW 2...
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>>256219782
This.
Fuck lore and FUCK Chu.
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>>256219662
No, I miss Metzen's lore
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>still no teaser
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>>256220589
Those aren't for another two weeks.
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>>256220589
I have a teaser for you right here cutie
*unzips dick*
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Still no mercys posted, no one like her anymore :(
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Contrary to popular belief the next hero is a posh, well married, woman of a certain age hero. She is the first 'summoning' hero, using her pet dogs for many of her abilities. Like Ashe was loosely based on Paris Hilton, the next hero will be loosely based on Lisa Vanderpump of the popular housewives franchise.
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>>256220952
Here's a Mercy for you anon
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>>256216060
I looked what now?
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>>256221293
cute thanks
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Why in the EVERLOVING FUCK is the "stay as team" button a "stay as group" button rather than a "stay in lobby button"?

The ENTIRE PROBLEM was that pitting randos against coordinated teams was always a clusterfuck, so instead of making it easier for cooperative randos to sticks together against other randos, making it easier for them to be matched against coordinated groups defeats the entire fucking point.
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>>256220952
>no one like her anymore
Yes. Because I love her.
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>>256220952
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Jesse McCree!
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I want to BE Hana Song and wake up early every morning to dutifully make my loving Brigitte gf her coffee just the way she likes it!
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>>256221342
Look again
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They're bullying us again.
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I think the primary reason why Brig is so fucking broken is that she's a magical fix to just about every problem. Enemy smurf pushing your shit in? Brig. Enemy has a Tracer, Genji, Hammond, Reaper, or Doomfist? Brig. You're not contributing much and don't know what to play? Brig. And what's worse, you can swap to Brig from almost any role. Unless you're playing main tank or main support, you can always just whip out the Brig if things aren't going perfectly, and the game will magically start going better for you.
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Watching a movie with Anon and his cute smart sweet wife Mei while she plays with our woods and we finger one of her holes each, waiting for anon #3 and #4 to arrive later on to join the party.

Then post the album of the fun night at r/Hotwife
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>>256224550
Almost like this game caters to casuals and retards
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How is he so fun to play?
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Roadhog!
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What did Jeff mean when he said the d.va skin would break the internet?
Was he referencing porn or what?
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>>256226954
The internet got crushed between Mei's thighs instead.
Also Jeff is pretty delusional in thinking that OW is still relevant enough to break the internet.
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>>256226954
probably, yeah.
if he really wanted to create a ruckus, he should've gone for a genderbend skin a la pic related
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>>256220154
>soldier 76 has on-off relationship with widowmaker, who repeatedly gets transformed into a regular person and back as per metzen's fetish
>an ancient evil is behind he omnic crisis and talon
Yeah, no.
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>>256228153
Sounds pretty comfy desu
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Junker Queen mech character soon right?
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>>256224550
>>256224978
Brig was originally made to stop the backline/squishies from getting raped by Tracer/Genji.
There were (and still are) way too many players in OW with garbage tracking skills and little to no FPS mechanics; McCree is basically dumpster-tier in trashbrackets, so Blizzard cranked out a support for aimlets to shut down Genji/Tracer and dive.
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>>256228241
After 20 years of it from blizzard I'm ready for something new even if it is just Cute Lesbians Doing Cute Things.
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>>256228397
>>256228639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ1GbfvFfxI
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When is the big tiddy hero coming out?
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>>256228792
?
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>>256228939
uh at launch

r u dumb?
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I love Soe, Lore and Lena!
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>>256229121
>Mei
>exercise

Spending years frozen in cryopod and being so fat that she hogged all the power from others so they died.
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>>256229141
Imagine an actual Soe hero
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>>256229482
Tracer?
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>>256229552
No an actual one I said dummy
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>>256229482
It was already leaked.
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>>256229552
I'm already Tracer
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>>256228271
RIGHT?
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>>256228593
Guess whole player base is brainlet since goats dominant meta
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>>256229654
I hope her ult is a taunt/charm ability where she strips naked.
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>doing well on dps (golds dont mean shit but i constantly had 3 and was getting picks each team fight)
>make a callout
>people realise im a female
>>uhh mei can you switch?
>"idk I feel as though I'm doing well and not the reason that we lost the point"
>>yea it's just that my friend(who instalocked main tank) is a horrible tank and his main is mei

it's a 4 people group so as soon as I tried to talk back I got shut down and they stopped healing me until I switched

This happens 3 out of 5 times that I play dps and use voice. e.g. they start throwing, stop trying, do everything they can to make me play heals/tank. What do.

I'm considering using a voice changer but it feels kind of stupid.
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>>256230207
Why didn't they ask at the start?
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>>256230389
Exactly, that's why I was so adamant about keeping my role. None of them indicated that they weren't happy with their picks until I spoke up.
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>>256229793
>>256228271
It's going to be another unknown character dps or offensive support that enables shitters to go and fight and forget about team mates
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>>256230207
It is kind of stupid. Just play what you want, especially if you're getting them kills.
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>>256228397
>>256228639
>>256228968
>>256230768
Based giantess vore poster
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>>256230983
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>>256229141
Fucking cringe
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>>256230207
are you an actual girl or a transvestite man?
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>>256230207
I'm from South America. Whenever I play with North American friends, I feel like randoms say less shit but throw pick more. The kind of shit comp I used to see in bronze and silver in closer servers are present in plat and gold in North America. Choosing 4 DPS, excess of confidence, not taking things seriously. Unbelievable.
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>>256230920
I wish that people would realise that mei and sombra are enablers (while also being able to get picks), so followup is important. I don't want to play mccree 24/7 due to how repetitive he starts to feel after a while.

>>256231948
I have a vagina and am not mentally ill.

>>256232243
In EU you still get those kind of comps/problems in masters and high diamond.
I tried playing in NA and people just would not stop talking about random things. Made it hard to concentrate.
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>>256232685
>I have a vagina
Post it then
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Objective time is the only medal that matters

GET ON THE FUCKING POINT
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>>256232685
>I have a vagina
prove it
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This girl is pretty cute
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Ah, what a perfect moment to remember that Reflections isn't canon.
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>sombra in 10 years
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>>256233826
>10
More like 5 XDDDD
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>>256232761
>>256233086
no u
You have to be 18 to post on this board

>>256232816
finally someone with half a brain.
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>>256226954
He thought jailbait dva highschool skin would make everyone go wild. But it was not a very erotic skin ultimately. They were clearly afraid of backlash so they made it very tame.
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>>256230207
I'll boost you to high GM if you post a vocaroo as genderbent Reinhardt giving JOI. And no half-assed effort, I want to feel like a Crusader brigade leader is really hyping me up to cum.
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Cute, small, shy, introverted, redhead and underage hero when?
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>>256234758
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>>256234856
My paternal instincts need an object of platonic affection, okay?
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>>256234480
>not playing comp solo only

you dont deserve that kind of vocaroo
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>>256234990
Once we get to the point we can bio-print cat girls who are extra sensitive to head pats society will enter a new golden age
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>inb4 ow2 mobile
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>>256236262
We can't reach that point soon enough.
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>CTF is on arcade
>It's been a while, decide to try a game for old time's sake
>0-0 draw until sudden death when our own Mei kills us all
CTF was a mistake
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>>256236709
Humans being easily made and grown in bags is really, really close tho
Remember that technological development is exponentially growing, we are at a great point
Also >implying that everything researched and full info about it is available to the public
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>>256236931
>leading an insane push that would easily make the game for us
>our mei walls blocking the whole team
>lost
Mei looks like the only character that is insanely annoying to have both with and against you
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>>256235723
When I say "boost" I mean playing on the account. Only retards bother with the inefficient party-boosting version.
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>>256237063
Mei is the most underrated and overpowered character in the game and if you learn how to both master her powers and master working with other Mei players, you'll be unstoppable.
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>>256237313
>freezes everyone
>your teammates literally can't see her walking around
>wall every 0.1 secs
>full self heal panic button

>nobody switches to counter her
>lose
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>>256234104
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>>256237063
That's what happened to our team too,
>Sudden death, rushing to set up at the flag
>I pick Bastion and teammate picks Orisa
>Reach flag
>Mei puts wall up underneath us both, and we are picked off
The mechanics of her wall need to change
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>>256237532
Same, mei gave the enemy time to regroup
I always wonder whether mei players are actually retarded or just trolling
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>your main tank is walking into a wall writing "sorry 2000ms" again
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Two and a half years after her release and Sombra's hacked intro still makes me smile.
Some poor schlub thinks he got potg only to have it stolen right out from under him.
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>>256237665
It's always both, but the enemy Mei is always a pro for some reason
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>>256224614
based modern open minded relationship poster
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>>256216396
Shes way too young. 16 or something.
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31 definitely not ugly ass Echo right
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>>256237665
>>256237532
The wall is tricky to master, youngsters.

>>256237463
Mei only has one real counter. And that's a better Mei.
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>>256238375
Legal in the civilized world
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>>256237302
eh that's even worse. Why would I give someone my account details and let them play in my place. Half the fun of playing is ranking up by yourself.
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>>256231381
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>>256238425
>picks any character with more range than your freeze toy
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Somebody should make a strawpoll to see which are /owg/'s top mains
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>>256238572
>Right clicks you with her 75 damage, headshot capable projectile that has no fall off
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>>256238719
Probably brainlet picks
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>>256238572
>not being able to headshot a Pharah or Widowmaker as Mei, a character that has NO FALL OFF DAMAGE

You gold rank, brah?
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>>256233826
Looks more like Moira
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>>256238720
>implying you'd ever hit more than one at that range
Cute
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>>256238839
Look, anon. Just because you have shit aim doesn't mean everyone else does.
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>>256238779
I doubt everyone would pick dps
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>>256238976
Based anti dps poster
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>>256238152
source?
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>>256238813
She does have falloff ever since an update a while back, it's just pretty long
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>>256239541
>>256238813
Mei players confirmed delusional
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>>256239351
Zalsfm
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>>256239541
She used to, the update was to remove it.
>July 24, 2018 Patch: Secondary Fire: Removed all damage falloff from her secondary fire projectile
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>STILL no fucking update

holy shit this game is so dead it hurts
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>>256240213
>ow
>dead
Pick one
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>>256240009
ty
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>>256239541
>She does have falloff

She does not. Try reading patch notes instead of eating them.
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OW is dying and to keep it profitable, Jeff had to force Mercy into prostitution.

Why didn't you buy more loot boxes?
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>>256240461
>Making Mercy a prostitute
>Profitable
Who would buy that dirty skank
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>>256240808
top 3
would
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New hero that isn't just a gun shooting ordinary human please
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>>256241374
Personally hoping for a new constructor hero
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>>256241560
Never gonna happen because streamers hate those heroes, and Blizzard only cares about streamers because they bring in cash.
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>>256240808
>Who would buy that dirty skank
I would in a heartbeat
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>>256241901
>Hank Hill ass
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>>256241948
>girly girls
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>>256241731
I thought Blizzard only catered to OWL
Or was it Blizzard only catered to Tumblr tranny SJWs?
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>>256241901
>>256240808
I would pay good money to be abused, stepped on, and dominated by an Overwatch girl. Shame there's so little femdom SFM shit.
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>>256240808
Seething granny
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>Reinhardt
Fancies himself a bro, but has zero coordination and zero patience and will throw and blame the entire team for his own actions
>Lucio/Winston
College losers who never get invited to parties. Probably listen to brockhampton.
>McCree
Tries hard to look cool and distant, but deep down firmly believes that finding the right woman would settle him down and get his life together
>Torb
loves trolling and LOLRANDUM humor. Probably skill-less in most areas of life
>Doomfist
Based Chad who doesn't give a fuck and does life on his own terms
>Mercy
Submissive slut and cheerleader, excellent choice for girls but fags play her too
>Zen
Two-faced cocksucker, always lies about who he is and never has his personality shit together
>Hanzo
Math nerd, quiet kid who wears the same fucking shit every day. Thinks he is cool but outside everyone avoids his smelly ass
>Genji
Weebs and asians
>Bastion
Insecurity issues, fears losing above all else
>Dva
Perverts, porn addicts, weebs
>Zarya
Useful and helpful, however, takes the game way too serious. Anger issues.
>Roadhog
Deep insecure issues. Plays an overpowered character in a multiplayer video game to feel like a big guy because he gets pushed around in real life
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>>256243068
Imagine Moira's huge soles
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how does this general feel about trans girls?
much love / visitor from /lolg/
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>>256243153
Stop lewding dva
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>>256243153
>Dva
>Perverts, porn addicts, weebs
got me
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>>256243153
what about brig?
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>>256243198
We don't want you here.

Girls (males) on the other hand are welcome.
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>>256243449
but anon
theyre the same thing
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>>256238468
because you're too much of a scrub to get past gold yet you still complain about the amount of retards in those ranks

i'm not even him but you're kidding yourself if you think it gets better in upper ranks. I was diamond for most of the time I played the game and the only thing that's different is that people use the voicechat more and have better gamesince. That's it. They still get salty as fuck and refuse to colaborate with the team if anything goes slightly wrong.

besides not like he's gonna steal your account, I've been trying to sell mine for a while now and nobody fucking wants it, and I've most of the items in the game unlocked if you don't count trash like owl reskins.
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I want Sven hero but only if he's gonna be Norwegian or Danish.
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>>256243989
I already stated that I'm in masters though...

I just don't understand why you'd pay someone (either money or services) to play your video game. Seems really stupid.
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>>256244263
this reminds me does anyone have a list of lore characters that could end up heroes?
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>>256244263
If they make him a hero, there better be a giant nail in his foot from when Torb shot his foot onto the ground.
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>>256240213
They have said that big patches will match the beginning of OWL stages. So go get a comfy chair because you still have another month of goats until stage 4 starts.
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Ashe
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>>256243183
Imagine Symmetra pegging you with a hard light strapon.

Imagine medical fetish with Mercy.

Imagine ageplay with Ana.

Imagine being a paypiggie to Ashe as she takes all your money

Imagine lift and carry with Zarya

Imagine muscle worship with Brigitte

Imagine bodyworship and smothering from Mei

Imagine bondage with Widowmaker

Truly, femdom is magical.
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Him
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>>256244658
>tfw no Mercy mommy
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>>256244658
Femdom is the patrician fetish.
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>>256244658
>tfw no hard to please Moira mommy
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Whose legs (so obviously feet) would you be dominated by?
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>>256245506
Sym
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When does the Summer event start?
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>>256248047
Fuck that, when does the Femdom Event start?
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>>256248378
O-Ok...

Sorry...
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>>256248047
Usually August
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How the fuck is it even possible to manage 3 avoid slots? There is AT LEAST one player in each game that I need to avoid. So what. I play 3 games per day?
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>>256248864
You stop compulsively clicking search game and wait a bit so he gets his
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How would you buff Mercy /owg/?
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>>256248580
didn’t jess recently imply they might move summer games up a bit to make room for another event?
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>>256248864
If you play in a group, you can technically avoid more people. Just coordinate with everyone.
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>>256249274
**jeff
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>>256249263
More heal, short fly dash without aiming a teammate
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>>256249263
20 more pistol damage
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>>256249274
No he just said they were going to "shake things up" which can mean a lot of things. I don't even know which event could take place between summer and fall. A generic Fall/harvest event WOULD be qt though.
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>winston got his halloween skin during the wrong event
The absolute state of blizzard
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>>256249849
Tbh a gargoyle skin for Halloween is for when they're out of ideas. They're kind of spooky but they aren't strictly associated with Halloween. Also
>werewolf Winston
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>only know how to win in a coordinated team environment
>that doesn't fucking exist in ranked
>lose
>now my teams are even less likely to be coordinated because my SR is lower
How do I escape this hell? How the fuck do you win a game when 2 of your teammates are just smurf trolls fucking around, another is tilted off his ass and swaps off main support after the first fight, and another is a junkrat one trick? What good does is all my knowledge of team comp, strategy, counters, etc. in a game like that?
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>>256249263
I've got her buff right here
*unzips dick*
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>>256252393
Wait what
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Arcade boxes don't mean anything to 90% of people playing the game, you think Blizzard will do anything to raise off-event numbers?
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>>256252830
Another Mercy charity skin where she isn't wearing any pants.
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>>256252830
They do tho
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>player on the enemy team makes mistake
>taunt them in general chat
Anyone else do this?
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>event ended and absolutely no gold skins other than fucking Orbital Pharah
And to make it even worse, there's still not enough porn of Honeydew Mei and her meaty thighs. Really, the most popular Honeydew Mei post is a fucking blowjob pic? Where the fuck is the real good stuff?
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>>256254783
>event ended and I got few golds and some very nice skins for every single hero I never play
Nice
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Someone, please tell me that I should stop playing competitive because of the recurring internet problems, and that I can quit it knowing that I would have been worthy enough to climb to the next rank
I can't put myself to rest over how close I was, but now I'm getting farther and farther away, and the fact that I'm occasionally losing 60 SR because the wi-fi decides to drop out for a few seconds isn't helping. Knowing that it's technically possible has been killing me
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>>256255049
Stop using wifi wtf
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>>256255237
just plug in the internet from 15 feet away bro
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>>256255550
Actually that simple
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>>256255742
dude
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>>256256410
Do it
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>>256255550
>15 feet
are you joking lol
there are literally 30+ feet ethernet cables you can buy dumabss
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>>256255550
>>256256627
This, it's that easy
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there’s literally NO reason why Sombra should be allowed to see weakened targets through walls
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>>256256715
yeah if they removed that she would be balanced, unironically
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>>256256627
well shit, looks like the retard to gm goal might be coming true
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>>256254853
I only got 1.6k gold, and I started the event with about 1k. Not even enough for one skin. It sucks. I didn't even get skins at ALL other than one of the ugliest Pharah skins.

Oh yeah, and Knifeear mercy which I won't even use because I'm not a faggot or a healslut.
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>>256256905
That's why you don't get healed, toxic trash
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>>256256893
https://www.monoprice.com/product?p_id=5021&gclid=Cj0KCQjwxYLoBRCxARIsAEf16-s3CiNhK83ofvJYW72Ph-QifVKU3SnIo8ffyRbQlQX87N5rRc9_dqkaAmedEALw_wcB
5$ nigga lol just win
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>>256257019
You won't be saying that with my metal power armored giant boot up your throat, stupid healslut. If you want to win you have no choice but to be quiet and heal your tanks without question.
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>>256257502
I'm a tank but k, incel
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>>256257586
Dilate.
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>>256258235
Cope
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>Team mate presses the need healing button more than twice in less than 3 seconds
>Never heal them the rest of the game
Anyone else do this?
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>>256258462
No. I heal them because they clearly need healing and my job is to heal them.
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>>256258604
What's it like being that cucked?
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>>256258662
Imagine playing a healer and saying that you are not a cuck
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>>256259028
Just because you suck everyone's dick and sit on a buttplug nightly doesn't mean everyone else is like you.
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>>256258462
no, i’m too fucking stupid to be able to keep track of someone like that. i wish i could sometimes, but i just see emptying health bars and singlemindedly do my best to juggle filling them and keep everyone alive.
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>>256258462
I don't pay attention to things like that but then again I'm not hard stuck in silver.
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>>256259353
Who you trying to impress?
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>>256259776
It's just a meme kid. If you don't like it, don't reply!
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Lads.

How the fuck do I get this Window of Opportunity challenge?
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>>256259990
Mixture of communication and good aim.
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>>256260048
Please elaborate.

What’s an ideal team comp with my Bap?
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>>256259990
make friends
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>>256260239
Since it is supposed to be damage and healing, you need communication for everybody to aim through the matrix, and everything going through the matrix needs to hit to actually count towards it.
Fuck if I know the ideal comp for him, though.
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>>256259884
Ah I see, merely pretending.
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>>256261296
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
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>They STILL haven't added a fun tank hero
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Sombro!
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>>256262517
You gotta delete this.
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I just played with the most accurate Dafran impersonator of all time.
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I think i'm going to vomit.
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>STILL no 2-2-2
owbabs?
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>killing a widow as pharah

is there a greater feeeling
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>>256249263
She's been broken for 95% of the game's life, she doesn't need a buff.
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>>256253176
I always throw out the casual '?'
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which pro team is going to take Clockwork in to OWL?
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>>256262517
don't delete this.
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>>256268498
Probably Mayhem
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>>256243153
>Hog
>overpowered
How's bronze treating you?
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>no new Ana legendary in at least next two events
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>>256268498
Man who gives a shit about Clockwork.
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>>256269394
I've seen a lot of porn for Overwatch but somehow this is the oddest.
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How do I improve at this game? 4 straight seasons of placing and finishing mid-gold, playing about 100 matches per season. I'm clearly autopiloting and dunno what to do to rank up.

Mainly play pharah/soldier/zen.
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>>256270107
There are lots of things you can do. What fps are you playing at? What sens and dpi do you use?
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>>256270218
I average 90-120fps. DPI is 800, sens is 2.5 in-game for hitscans/zen (I have a big desk and prefer arm-aiming) and 4.0 for everyone else.

I think my game sense is just complete garbage, I'm constantly unaware of my own team let alone the enemy. I sorta just go in and hope for the best. I think it's mainly my aim keeping me from falling into silver.
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>>256270398
Well then you already know what to work on. Pin one of those digital sicky notes to your second monitor (or a real sticky note if you want) with the following bullet points:
1. Am I going to win the fight if I go in? If not, wait for the team.
2. What is the enemy team playing? Would a different hero counter them?
3. What does my team need? What can I do differently to help?
4. Call targets and track ults.
5. Listen to teammates' calls.
Look at the sticky note before matches and when you're losing a match.
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>>256269394
me on the right
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>>256269394
>tfw no Sombra gf to grind on my face
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>>256270779
Thanks. I take ridiculously bad engagements, like straight squaring up against my hard counter. I just never took that bad habit seriously enough.
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>>256270107
Get good at Mei.
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I wish ashe would get a skin that would hide her ugly face so I could play her
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>>256249263
More heal, she only heal 1 dude at the time, no burst healing and her ult is bad.
Also bring back the s1 rez, the one slow and without invulnerability and make it so you need to see the people you are rezing (no rez behind wall)
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>>256272150
>bring back rez
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>>256272150
Kill yourself
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>>256272497
>>256272528
smug_mercy.jpg
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>>256272150
>make it so you need to see the people you are rezing
I dunno' why they didn't try this first and just jumped right to a rework.
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>>256272825
Yes it's weird because lucio heals that way too
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I love Lena
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>>256271668
Bikini skin soon?
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>>256274396
No, sorry. High cut one-piece with a pareo and straw hat.
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>>256274735
>High cut one-piece

This is acceptable, as long as it's one of those one pieces where it shows more skin than usual.
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why do people play a game where you're allowed to have 5 gold medals every match but still lose all of them?
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>>256275283
Why are you allowed to exist but be unhappy
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>>256275413
idk probably because you play this terrible game desu
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>>256275186
High-cut implies a lot of thigh so yes.
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>>256275583
>No hero that looks like this
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>>256275583
Shimada sister when?
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>>256270107
There are three cores in the game: mechanical skills (landing shots, maximizing the efficiency of your abilities, learning how to move through the map, etc); game awareness (tracking enemy ults, economising your team ults, knowing what character to play in different situations, identifying the best target, creating winning conditions, etc); and positioning (how to not die straight away, how to use the map on your favor during fights, where to go to make space, where to be to counter ults, where to be to heal safe and effectively, etc).

Master one of those cores at a time and you should start climbing. Or just >>256271736
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>>256274735
Anything that shows her sexy body
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whos ur main
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>>256277884
hanso
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>>256277884
bastion, d.va, roadhog
and yes, I am retarded indeed. how did you know?
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>>256278963
>bastion
fucking BASED
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>>256258462
I accidentally fat finger the need healing button all the time.
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faggot of every thread here to ask if this game is worth getting back into for fun.
>>256277884
I liked Lucio, Mercy, and Ana before I stopped playing.
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>>256280442
>fun
>Overwatch

Pick one and only one.
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>>256281037
Fun it is then.
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the amount of retards that make DPS look hard and lose me games makes me lose faith in people
playing this game is worse for me than my old job in a high theft shitty malls
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>>256267382
One of my friends responds to literally everything with that. It stopped being clever about 3 years ago.
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>>256277884
If you mean waifu by main then I have to answer with Ana Amari
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>>256262517
Please delete this!
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[Character's first name] [Other character's last name]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT!?!?!!?!?!?
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>>256283680
seething
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>>256283680
Ana [my lastname]!!!!
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Genji Shimada!
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>>256284392
''Gasps''
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>>256283606
>Deletes you in Spanish
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>>256283680
>t. fareeha ogundimu
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>>256284789
Sneedposting tier cringe
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>>256284889
>t. seething hana zaryanova
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>>256284392
>After taking the last name of his husband, Hanzo Shimada
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>>256285415
based
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More young Ana skins please. Or revealing old Ana skins.
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>>256284538
I wanna love that bean.
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>>256285968
Only if they make her white.
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>>256286391
No, they aren't going to ruin her
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>>256286509
All waifus will be ruined one way or another. It's Ana's turn and you know it.
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>>256258462
No because I'm not retarded

>teammate spams need healing
>he keeps running away from you in every way possible
>useless healers omg
Well then fuck off
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>>256271668
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>>256277884

Doom/Sombra
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>>256287080
Go suck Mercy's trannycock, Chu
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>>256288652
Sure thing. But before I go I thought I'd let you know that Ana is bisexual and is in an open relationship with Junker Queen.
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>>256243153
>Lucio
>Never invited to parties
Anon, Lucio IS the party. Motherfucker has a portable DJ table
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>>256277884
>I salute you.
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>>256243153
This reads like a 2016 post
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>suddenly wake up
>frantically check the side of my bed for my Sombra gf
>begin to dial an emergency number to report her missing
>remember that my Sombra gf didn’t spend the night
>remember that I don’t have a Sombra gf
bros...
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>>256289379
Why don't you have a sombra gf anon, you're not GAY are you?
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>>256289379
What are we doing wrong anon?
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I had a 140ish fps drop yesterday after the Anniversary event concluded. Anyone with similar problems?
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>>256289379
>>256289861
>>256289896
Is sleepy Sombra a thing?
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>>256290687
Yes, people are so lonely and desperate for affection at this point the thought of just sleeping next to a girl is the fantasy now
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>>256281275
DPS is the easiest, least impactful role in the game imo.
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>>256291826
It's not Aspen so WHO CARES
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>>256291826
Cringe

>>256292068
Based
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>>256283680

Hana Ogundimu
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>>256288995
Nice, so I can be with her as well. Thanks Chu!
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>>256283680
Lena Caledonia Amari
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>>256292937
You think you want fair matches, but you don't.
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Still trying to get my weekly arcade wins.
Almost every game is me and 5 bronze/silver players against a 6 stack of private profiles. I have 4/9 wins so far and all 4 of those wins came from the only 4 games where I wasn't matched against a 6 stack. Why is this matchmaking so bad?
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>>256293038
You think you want fair matches, but you don't.
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>>256277884
For each role
>Wrecking Ball
>Baptiste
>Doomfist
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>>256293037
Clearly. I'm having fun and I don't even know it.
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>>256291826
God I hope not
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>>256293038
Sorry dumb goy but only GM gets solo queue and even then it's not true solo queue because admitting you've been in the wrong for +2 years about how enormously unfair stacks vs randoms is (let alone in a comp environment) would be a bad thing
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>comp, stomp enemy team on defense in Numbani
>now have 2:30 to get one tick on the payload
>retard teammates refuse to group up
>when finally grouped, Lucio runs in alone like a retard and we draw
>"Lucio what the fuck are you doing? You literally just threw the game"
>"Dude shut the fuck up I'm pro Lucio"
>report for throwing, avoid, and get queued against same guy not once but twice
>he does the same 1v6 every time
>stomp the shit out of them because their Lucio is a retard
>"get stomped Lucio, gg to rest"
>Lucio says nigger in chat
>report again
Truly no better feeling
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>>256291826
Based

>>256292068
Cringe

>>256292238
Cringe2
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>+1,000heal/10min
>0.39death/10min
>consistent 180 sleepdarts on sombra/tracer/doomfist
>climb 200-300sr in a day. then lose it all the next
>hard stuck for 3 seasons, 900sr below my career high
i love this game so much and these people refuse to let me play with my peers
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>>256294136
>Me ooga team booga
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been playing mercy a bit lately
I forgot how much fun she is and how much I want to fuck her
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>>256294438
>spoiler
This is how it starts anon

welcome to the club
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I have yet to meet a girl in comp that doesn't instalock Mercy
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how long till I can try getting this skin again?
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>>256294886
A month maybe.
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>>256294886
>>256295678
Summer Games is in August so probably closer to two
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>>256296079
Jeff implied they are shaking things up, so I bet Summer Event will either be earlier or later this year. But since 'later' wouldn't make any sense, it HAS to be earlier. That, or they are re-inventing the whole event.
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>>256296905
Here's how they'll shake things up.
10 legendary skins that cost $3.99 each. Not available in loot boxes.
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>>256296905
Jeff also said that the new Dva skin would break the internet, he's hyping up literally nothing because there is nothing unless it relates to OWL
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>>256297035
>$3.99
That sounds incredible! A lot cheaper than HotS skins too.
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>>256297051
He meant the Mei skin
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/owg/ fears the mercy main
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too big
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>>256297628
too small
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>>256297628
Of course we do, you think we want someone in our games who just stands still out in the open for 10+ seconds?
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>>256297628
I've unironically made someone crouch before by telling them to sit in chat before I would heal them, he was a seething DPS main and deserved it
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stop posting these huge ass pictures, it's crashing my browser and freezing my pc
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>>256298942
Alright, here's the smallest picture I have
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>>256298942
stop opening them or get a computer from this millenium then
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Why is so hard for people to join voice cooms, you don't even need to talk, just listen
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>>256299710
Because saying words is toxic and I don't want to risk being muted by not being 100% chipper at all times
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>>256299771
You don't get reported if you aren't a tilting faggot that can't contain their rage so don't fucking tilt.
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>>256300382
>You don't get reported
Citation needed, they had to implement private profiles because people were tilting and reporting before the round even started if people weren't playing their main
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>>256300713
Well it's universal advice.

This is why I stopped playing, there's just too much anger suffusing the game.
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>>256300873
>Playing videogames to have fun
What is this the early 2000's? Videogames are about getting mad and spending huge amounts of time not even accomplishing a story mode since forced 50 is just a never ending (horrible nightmarish grimdark) story that never ends
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>>256301043
Don't forget refusing to play unless you're drip fed cosmetic items because otherwise there's "no reason to play"
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>go 7-3 in calibration games
>calibrate lower than I finished last season
???
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>people in metal ranks don't know that 4 dps is viable now
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>>256301889
You're more or less cemented in the SR you first place at, it helps encourage smurf sales (also why they won't offer a hard SR reset at the beginning of each season).
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>calibration
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>10
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>>256304375
>bumping
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>>256277884
Cadet Oxton, but sometimes I also play Lena and T.Racer
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>>256304640
What about Cadet Lycanlena and T.Weretracer?
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>>256277884
I don't really main any hero, but I have 70 hours in Rein which dwarfs every other hero I ever used
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>>256304924
I love Cadet Lycanlena (but I'm afraid to play her) and I'm neutral towards T.Weretracer
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>>256299710
voice is unironically the reason I was hardstuck in Plat. it lets me actually focus on what im doing rather than listening to some retards stream of consciousness or some shitter complaining about everything. the vast majority dont listen to callouts anyway, or are so slow to clue on that they should be taking action that it's a waste of time.

even in high diamond i dont see a reason to join voice, i know what needs to be done and its so fucking rare that people actually plan unconventional things compared to how often im thrown off my game by some retard
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>>256277884
Moira
>tfw showered in endorsements constantly because you play her as a healer and not a shitty DPS and people forget what an insane burst healer she is in deathball comps
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WHERE IS THE CONTENT JEFF
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>>256305439
my setup now is to auto join the voice chat but to have the voice chat volume on 0%. So I don't throw people off by not being in voice chat and I can't hear them at the same time. That also allows me to call out stuff from time to time.
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>>256305681
You think you want content but you don't
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>>256305681
Right here.
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>>256299710
I don't want to listen to ragers, retards or russians.
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>>256301889
Three years into the game and people still don't realize that W/L doesn't matter in placements.
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>>256306535
God I wish that were me
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>get 7 upvotes at the end just for playing mercy
lol what
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>>256306803
which one?
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>>256306931
The sombra, I've had a giantess fetish since I was like 8, I really truly believe the zoomer generation is gonna be fucked beyond belief by having so much free and complete access to the crazy porn that makes up 50% of the internet though these people will be the ones specializing in crazy VR sex shit so it's also a good thing
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>>256306839
Imagine this but for everything all the time in real life, that's what it's like being a girl
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>>256305710
>No aim no brain hanzo main shitting all over the hitscans who require skill
that gif hurts
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>tfw no artsy Lena gf
Hold me bros...
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>>256307465
>I've had a giantess fetish since I was like 8
How? When I was 8 I didnt even know what porn was. Also https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b0c283a10c3f
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don’t post her anymore bros....I can’t handle it....
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>>256289861
>>256289896
>>256290687
not gay, just ugly and socially retarded. my only hope for a sombra gf is if I find one that finds my autism endearing
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>>256309010
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>>256308786
Some weird combining of a femdom fetish from having bossy older sister and mom and a vore fetish of tightly wrapping myself in blankets to keep warm as a kid

>>256309272
The hardest pill to swallow is that women don't find inexperience endearing outside of anime they just see you as a faulty product not to be used (which you haven't been)
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I...I....I love Lena and Soe, but not Lore!
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>>256309396
>The hardest pill to swallow is that women don't find inexperience endearing outside of anime they just see you as a faulty product not to be used (which you haven't been)
This is why I drink. Even if by some miracle a woman acts like she cared it's not going to last. It's so painful. I still love her...
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>>256309734
I love Lena, neutral towards Soe and hate lore
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>>256309974
Particularly based
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Sugar plum is a fairy, not an elf! This is how a real elf mercy could look!
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How can I end lore once and for all?
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>>256309396
>The hardest pill to swallow is that women don't find inexperience endearing outside of anime they just see you as a faulty product not to be used
Oh. Ok then...
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>>256310954
We always have each other anon...
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>>256311049
are you a cute 30 year old tech savvy fit Mexican lady?
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>>256311469
I can be, if you want me to
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>>256311469
>30 year old
Why is mommy Sombra not more of a thing?
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>>256311843
Because mommy fetish is trash-tier
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>>256312095
>t. Femcel
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>>256312095
Cringe
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>>256312305
Imagine having Ashe and Sombra as your two moms
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>>256311637
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>>256312631
>that pic
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Sombra is ___FUN___

It was a 15 minute match we lost by the way
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Yes?
He did it?
He waifu'd her?
Release the comic.
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>>256293316
>log in
>get 3 notices about action taken against reports
Act like a retard, get treated like a retard.
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>>256314269
FUCK YOU
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>>256313954
When played right she can be fun and sometimes aggravating for the enemy team. I dont understand why more people dont play her.
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>>256315067
Because she requires team cohesion to work well. You're useless if you're just running into the enemy team and solo EMPing.
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ashe is underused for lewdes and fanart
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>uninstall this game because the game is starting to pair me with retards
>get bored
>no other game is flash/intense
>reinstall

Is there no other option?
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Nobody dares to lead their team anymore because they fear being reported for ''toxicity''

Thanks Blizzard
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>>256316339
There's really not, what a fucking world we live in where I can look back at older COD as superior gaming experiences before ranked and ladder sucked all the fun from multiplayer games
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>>256301889
If you're under diamond, personal performance is factored in as well. So even if you won more than you lost, if you didn't do that well in your raw stats, you could end up worse off.
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>>256315570
Ashe underuses my dick
Also I'd rather with it would be Mercy.
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>>256312631
>Imagine having Ashe and Sombra as your two moms
imagine
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I'm a high level Reaper main who doesn't want his team to doubt his comfort level with the hero when he joins a comp game, but also wants to hide his power level from the enemy team, to at least slow down the counter-picking.

Why isn't there a "team only" option for profile privacy? It seems I have no solution here.

I'm leaning toward making profile private while playing comp, though, as people don't seem to be as hostile towards a Reaper pick as before (read: the period of time between nano boost having its speed boost taken away, and Reaper getting 50% life steal--at least I can say I first got to Master during those dark times).
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>when your ultimate gets team kills at every league of play but everyones convinced its "skillful" and "not a very good ult"
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>>256316974
>If you're under diamond, personal performance is factored in as well.
am i the only one who sees flaws in this?
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>>>256300382
>>You don't get reported
>Citation needed, they had to implement private profiles because people were tilting and reporting before the round even started if people weren't playing their main
You responded with something else that's also 100% assumption, lol. I main a very unpopular hero, and I've never been reported enough to even get a warning of impending action.

It helps if you're not insufferable.
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>>256318078
Why did they make profiles private then if it makes it much harder to determine who's best on each role based on their play time? I've never been muted either but OW reports work on a threshold, you get enough of them you get punished (this is why torb and symm mains thought they were being "attacked" when they were all getting banned for maining their heroes when in reality they got mass reported for playing shit heroes in every situation), they tell everyone that everything is punish worthy (literally using voicelines blizzard themselves put in game is considered toxic according to blizzard) most people just don't even bother.
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>>256318045
They said at the time that the personal performance thing was being taken away at diamond and above to see how it works out, but have said nothing about it since. I think it's time to pull the trigger on eliminating that as a factor at all tiers.

If for no other reason, than because you can't easily quantify how helpful someone is actually being. If a Zarya protects a teammate from D.va bomb by walking in front of them with bubble up, that's a huge play that will not reflect at -all- in the aggregate stats.
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>>256318487
If they had made public the default setting, and also allow players to manually choose 1-5 heroes that they want to play the most, to display when you mouse over the names on your/their team, the way you'd see their most played before they added privacy options to the profiles, I think it'd be way better.
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>>256211352
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god is there anything more triggering than a 3100 mercy main in a 5-stack who was gold last season and telling you how to play

not even an incel, total anti-sexist faggot right here, it's just i hate how there's these two characters (mercy and orisa) who are super easy to get boosted on if some thirsty smurf decides to queue with you
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>>256318987
Literally ANYTHING would be better than the status quo, so yeah...
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Share your skin ideas. I would like a scarecrow Genji that throws leaves as shurikens.
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>>256320114
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>>256320114
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Anon...
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>>256320114
I feel assaulted.
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>>256320379
Im retarded at ripping pictures from twitter
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>>256320268
D.Va doesn't have a "winter skin" yet, so I keep hoping she gets one eventually.
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>>256320268
Highwayman Ashe. Ult line changes to 'Stand And Deliver!'
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>>256320268
Raiden Genji skin
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>>256320268
Belf mercy skin when?
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>>256320785
>more knife-ears
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>>256320268
Casual Tracer
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Esports are back in 2 and a half hours!
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>>256320785
Never since the next hero is an elf hero
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>>256321874
>Even as a literal grandma Soe is cute
Imagine having one chance on this earth and being an ugly boy instead of a cute girl
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>>256322039
It's never too late to change anon, look at this cute Bastion main!
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>>256321874
I want to see her getting fucked by a horse
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>>256321527
There is never enough of them!
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>>256322320
one of the 40%
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>>256322320
If only kolorblind could transform half as efficiently as Bastion
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>>256320268
posting the obvious one
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>>256322798
Damn it anon
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>>256323558
haha include me in the reddit screencap
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>>256323896
Don't reply to me again faggot
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>>256229654
>yfw she becomes the ultimate harassing hero because she has the hitbox of a fucking pygmy
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>>256316974
I'm back from a break so makes sense I guess, thanks!
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>>256324895
Isn't that job already taken?
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>>256325898
Soe would be smaller.
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>>256325898
God I wish she’d harass me
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>offense on Junkertown
>get to first point and one dude still hasn't picked
>picks dps with 3 dps already
>hates our pirate ship and starts throwing
>flaming us in chat
>berate him when we switch to offense to fucking pick and we'll build around him
>keeps flaming in chat and never picks
>get stomped
>report 3 times at the end for inactivity, toxicity, and inting
I fucking hate this faggot ass game so fucking much. I guarantee you tomorrow when I log in again I won't have any report messages too.
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solomongrundy if you're reading this I love you
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>>256327119
Based DPSchad putting metababs in their place
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>>256327119
>one tilted shitter ruins another game
Remember kids, plat is a state of mind.
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>>256327637
He picked Ana while we were on defense also
>pirate ship
>meta
???????

>>256327651
>5v6's are always winnable lol just get good
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>>256327930
I ws laughing at how the easily the game is fucked by one person.

OW is super sensitive to even one player not pulling their weight assuming the teams are even in ability. I mean even the pro meta has been about getting a single pick and steamrolling 5v6 for ever.
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>>256327930
Pirate ship has been junkertown meta forever retard
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>>256328153
csgo and (non-pro) dota are the only team games i've played that don't suffer this
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>>256328153
Isn't it just peachy? Blizzard should just delete Bnet accounts instead of banning temporarily
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>>256328153
>I mean even the pro meta has been about getting a single pick and steamrolling 5v6 for ever.
This is more symptom of goats, whatever rein loses first, their team also loses because it's just goatsing near the rein, there's no DPS on highground to get better advantage, usually no snipers hanging back, just goats mirrors that have to fight exactly the same in a big fucking ball of mirrored ultimates and it's SO FUCKING SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>256328421
>>256328153
why is blizzard being so stubborn about fixing goats somehow?
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>>256328637
Is it a secret that they're incompetent?
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>>256328637
Because fixing goats means not making tanks and supports OP, and blizzard can't do that because all the retards who play support and tank will get dunked on, they're just gonna give us the DPS version of Brig to counter goats that ruins the game in another direction for 6-12 months
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>>256328637
At this point I'm not sure Geoff knows how.
He fixated on Brig's stun when he should've gone for the passive heal + lucio and zen ults.
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>>256328637
>Want to Fix Goats
>Cant Nerf Reinhardt
>Can't significantly nerf Zarya
>Cannot touch Support heroes

They're not.
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You can't fix goats without role lock. This is the inherent problem with letting people pick whichever hero they want. You cannot balance a hero to work in the intended scenario AND in a cheese comp with an unusual role distribution. It's the same reason why Blizzard is so reluctant to add more main tanks. People think it would give MT players more options, but all it would do is allow people to run triple shield turtle comps with a Bastion in the middle.
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>>256329059
>they're just gonna give us the DPS version of Brig to counter goats
they thought the reaper leech buff would be this

>>256329141
jeff thinks pharah is OP
he's legitimately retarded and useless on the level of chu
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>>256320114
>>256320379
wtf I want to BE Hana Song now?
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>>256329274
Here I'll fix it:

Reinhardt:
>CD on raising and lowering barrier
>Earth shatter removed

Zarya:
>Max damage reduced by 20%
>Graviton removed


Reduce all healing by half and reduce heal stacking effectiveness even further

goats dead give me my check
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>>256330273
So tanks just don't have ults anymore? Cool.
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>>256330273
What would the ults be if not those?
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>>256330438
That would be a step up yes, removing all ults entirely would come after
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>>256330541
Ultimates with significantly less sway on the game and with real counterplay outside of Rein being his best counter and Zarya having 0 counters.
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when will we get Efi as hero

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4772771
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>>256322320
i want to 1v1 this fag and take away his position as the #1 bastion player so bad
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>>256330273
>>256330438
no. the problem is Rein and Zarya and Dva are LITERALLY just DPS with 600 health
Rein shouldn’t be able to one shot ANYBODY
Zarya shouldn’t be able to melt ANYBODY
Dva shouldn’t be allowed to burst down ANYBODY
even dumb tracer should be allowed to survive a hook+shot from hog

tanks should tank, not output stupid amounts of damage
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>>256330863
>his
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>>256330956
Rein's oneshot move is earth shatter he is a shit bag without it

I reduced Zarya's damage

D.Va is already getting nerfed every patch.


Healers should not be able to casually out heal all damage sources on a whim.
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>>256330961
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>>256330802
do not click, I repeat DO NOT CLICK
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>>256330863
>his
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>>256330956
>tanks should tank
And what does that mean, exactly? Literally just stand there and absorb damage? Why would anyone even bother to shoot the tanks if they're not a threat? You sound like a butthurt DPSbab who just wants free reign to play team deathmatch against the enemy supports. If your positioning is shit, you should get punished for that. It's not as if D.va is an assassin who can just dive into the enemy backline and burst down a 200hp hero with no consequence. She's there to burst down anyone who enters her own backline. Hog was probably designed with the same intention in mind, but I agree he's a bit unbalanced.
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>Despite making 13% of the game's population, Widow mains are responsible for 70% of the bans!
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Epic /pol/ maymay friend! Truly you are now a 4channer.
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>>256331270
You are severely underestimating the kits of the heroes I talked about if you think they still wont be mandantory tier after that.
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>>256331270
>Literally just stand there and absorb damage?
Unironically yes, a tanks job is to eat shit so his team doesn't have to, they don't have to DPS on top of it
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>>256331753
>a tanks job is to eat shit
And why would anyone choose to play such a hero?
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>>256331824
Because tank players are and always have been retarded masochists, the same way healers are subby fags and DPS are raging idiots
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>>256330961
>>256331202
Yes. Absolutely "his."
Anyway, it hurts, because I'm reasonably close to his rank, but he just got there by queuing with an Orisa 1 trick, and pretends that he earned his reputation on his own
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>>256331824
people already dont
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>>256330802
>>256331075
I CLICKED IT!
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>>256320268
Iron Genji
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNo3zmhXE9Y
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>>256331053
His oneshot is not shatter. It only does 50 or so damage.
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Hana Smol
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>>256332737
me on the bottom
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>>256332631
>shatter
>Kill entire team stunned team with reins overpowered AOE damage
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Soe has been playing wow classic till 5 am, I know that look.
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Do you guys think this game will ever see a day again when Soldier is top DPS pick and regularly played?
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>>256333187
No she has been sucking horsecock, I know that look.
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>>256331753
Ah, yes. There's no better way to win the game then putting your shield in front of the enemy spawn and dying
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>>256333187
God... I need a boomer gf so bad, anons
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>>256332905
Tell me, how do you define a oneshot? Because I think our definitions differ.
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>>256332737
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I wish I had a Moth bf...
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>GOATS
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>come into the thread to butthurt DPS
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>it's an underdog wins the opening meme map before the inevitable 1-3 loss script
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>pick doomfist
>win
Houston finally back
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imagine actually watching these two literally who teams
let alone watching goatswatch league at all
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>>256335671
This, I'm getting real tired of the same exact writing. They could at least do an underdog takes it to map 5 script.
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What if damaging Rein's shield dealt a (small) portion of that damage to Rein?
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>picking shanghai to win because of meme underdog
Jesus they arent underdogs. They got rid of their whole team and reset to even win.
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why are genji and mercy mains so common?

why are pharah mains so rare?
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>>256336076
Genji and Mercy work about the same (in pub play) on every map. Pharah isn't fun on all or most maps.
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What happened to OWL viewcount?
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>>256336234
it's usually grossly inflated by them embedded the stream into the client and other places

the current viewcount is more accurate (and still that's a lot of people idling for drops)

it's actually really sad how low the viewership is for this esport considering how much money they've sunk into propping up the scene
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>>256336148
>Pharah isn't fun on all or most maps.
I like Pharah on literally every map.

>>256336076
>why are pharah mains so rare?
A lot of people don't know how to lead, also she gets hard countered by a lot of extremely popular heroes making her borderline unplayable unless you are leagues above the entire enemy team in skill.
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>>256336234
People are sick of goats.
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>>256336683
Maybe Mercy mains were right all along...
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>>256336931
People were definitely less sick of dive at this point last year. But then even in the dive meta there were variations on maps
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>>256337052
Yeah dive has more variation and with it its not a complete reset.
Goats get a kill and everyone is usually running back to spawn.
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How good is Baptiste?
Is Ana still best?
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>>256337237
Baptsite's healing is slightly better
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>>256337340
Is he getting used super often then?
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>>256337237
Current ladder meta is bunker and bap is extremely strong in bunker.

>>256337371
Absolutely
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>>256337471
Neato, good to see a new guy not falling into obscurity
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>>256337371
Yep and its honestly annoying because at my rank no one attacks the field. Two people or just dva's rockets can get it down but nope.
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>>256333303
No.
Soldier's time is done, his kit is just laughable now by comparison to new heroes. He's pretty much hard claimed by powercreep:
For comparison sake heres his moves:
>shitty damage over time gun (have fun feeding support ultimates)
>U get 2 run faster a bit
>shoot a projectile that explodes with a small radius, gain like 20% extra jump height with it if you really want
>small aoe heals
>Ultimate: game aims for you ( you should be able to do this on your own), your damage will still be blocked or casually healed through by an ana you can't see.

vs a new hero like Ashe who gets to
>Very strong burst damage gun, have fun killing things
>Fly around the map really quickly, Also keeps people away from you
>Get a BIGGER projectile that bypasses barriers, inflicts good damage and a burning debuff
>Ultimate: Game summons a BIG HP tank for you that also aims for you and counts as a 7th player but also doesn't feed ult charge, all the while you can still play your own hero normally, you're not even vulnerable using this

I think its a mater of what he does, its so mundane vs new heroes.
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>>256334037
I usually include moves where the opponent doesn't get to move because you just casually stunned them for half a year.

Bonus points if its a move that either encourages mirror matching as its only counter, or just doesnt have one.

Which is Rein and Zarya.
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>>256337646
>always play with my irl friends
>one is silver, one gold, rest are plat/diamond
>condition the lower ones to go for the field when they can
>they get rid out of it all the time now
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>>256337818
I see. I always figured oneshots as a move that instantly kills most, or in D.Va's case, all heroes.
Your definition seems to fit more of over-CC.
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NEW TANK PLEEEAAAASSSEEE
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>>256337652
the virgin soldier vs the stacy cowgirl
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>>256337915
>my field gets targeted instantly
>enemy fields only gets targeted by me rest of my team still tries to shoot the perma 40hp heros
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Imagine grabbing Hana Song’s butt for just a moment...
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>>256338996
Imagine having time-stop powers and grabbing it for as long as you want
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What changed with Houston to be able to take NYXL AND SFS to a map 5?
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>>256338996
Imagine BEING Hana Song and having your butt grabbed by Ana Amari, Elizabeth Ashe, Brigitte Lindholm , Mei-ling Zhou, Angela Ziegler, Moira, Fareeha Amari, Satya Vaswani, Lena Oxton, Amelie Lacroix, or Zarya
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Why don't you have an Overwatch girlfriend yet, /owg/?
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>>256339160
Imagine not being a prevert and actually winning Hana's heart thus willing permission to grab her booty
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>>256249263
Replace E with a cleanse+2 second invulnerable from all status effects
Replace Q with 1 person instant rez.
Maybe buff M1 to 55 HP/S

Fixed.
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>>256339263
Sombra
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>>256339353
The better question is why don't I have ANY fg
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Didnt Atlanta take SF to a map 5 last week?
Are it just surprising because its Houston?
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>>256339926
houston is worse than atlanta
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>>256339926
Houston have lost 8 matches in a row
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>>256339390
>Replace Q with 1 person instant rez.
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>>256340032
This picture is gay on so many levels...
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>>256340087
All mercyniggers deserve
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>>256340009
>>256340032
So yes. Because its Houston. A bottom tier team just beat a top 3 team
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>>256340771
How is it so fucking big?
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kek best team in the league my ass

glad to see shock get exposed as the frauds they are
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>>256340771
Damn that ass sure causes a rawkus
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OWL poster boy is triumphant again
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>>256341081
How did he become the poster boy
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>>256341365
Articulate and doesn't look like your average basement dwelling gamer.
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>>256341365

well spoken and good looking white boy in a league of bowl cut Asians and aspie look at the ground sort of gamer dudes. If it wasn't him, odds are it would be Custa.
You need that sort of awww shucks vibe to pull it off.
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>>256341365
Good looking all-american eagle scout that is good at public speaking. Bucks the stereotype of videogame playing nerds so he's good to market with.
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>>256341564
Fair enough. He is one of the better looking players in the whole of Overwatch.
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>>256340984
>>256340771
>Grawkus
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>>256341532
>>256341564
isnt it because he's a twitch meme?
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>>256238375
Where the fuck do you think you are?
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You just know every time Sombra does well in an OWL game it births another 100 Sombra shitters.
Where they don't just play it as an EMP bot but keep trying to hack and kill a random tank. Damn it, just farm your ULT and give the team a count down you whore.
Stop trying to TF2 spy play.
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>>256341825

That helps too.. Shit of this nature is just about one being good looking, well spoken and then known some how. Like if Babybay just randomly started dating some A list pop singer like Taylor Rain he would all of sudden see x10 more OWL everything.
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more like dogmanlet lmao
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>>256341825
not really since hes been "picked" as the face of US overwatch since the 2017 world cup
him being a meme started with OWL
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>>256342343
Hes dating a 10 tho right?
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>>256238375
lol
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>>256340461
Loving appreciative players to carry them and protect them
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>>256342568
Oh dogman's gf? Well it's up for debate
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>>256342974
Shes not less than a 6 tho. Shes a cutie
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>>256342974
Cute jew
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>>256342343
>a grown man with a fucking yellow bowlcut hair

No, being a kpop twig wouldn't help, every single one of them looks ridiculous
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>>256342148
t. seething Rein main
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why does this happen? literally got 4 3-4 games ago
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>>256343872
Maybe you forgot to endorse others, which also counts. Maybe you played in other modes other than competitive.
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>>256343571
>t. seething Rein main

damn right, but not it has nothing to do with Sombra try to hack me being in most cases they fail. I played too TF2 back in the day, I'm too use to sneaky sort of play for Sombra to work well against me.
It's the shitter Sombra ON MY team that pisses me off. I've got shatter, just pop EMP on their tank and I'll hammer them all down. Game over..
>wait... wait.. wait..
>team grouped up
>wait.. trying to get some 6 man EMP
>widowmaker picks off one of our supports
>another DPS feeds ahead of the shield
>other team's front line pushes hard
>200 health, tank in my face.. barely hanging there
>EMP!!!!
Yeah too fucking late you POS... I'd rather face a Sombra in every other game I play then have one one my team right now. Being the bulk of them are fucking worthless, taking WAY too long to get EMP being they don't know to just farm it.
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>>256343872
You have to maintain it by receiving and giving good boy points
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>>256344112
>>256344239
never endorsed a single person in my life fuck this shit hahaha
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>Atlanta
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>>256343872
>why does this happen?

There is a reason the bulk of 4s are all tank or support main and the only time you see a 5 is like a one trick mercy main.
You have to keep farming good boy points in every game or you slowly drop, you also drop a ton of you leave a game.
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That's a smol soe!
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>someone actually defended me for playing Sombra

Holy shit based Zen main BTFO buttblasted booga goldies
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>>256344674
just came back after a year of stop so well fuck it
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>>256320268
Hanzo with a lacy bra, thong and stockings
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>>256344851
I-I love Soe!
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I want a summer skin for ashe I want some boobs
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>>256346737
Have sex
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Kephrii the kiddie toucher is streaming during owl to hardly anyone
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>>256330802
>https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4772771
Efi will not be happy about this
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why the FUCK are mercys so passive aggressive
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>>256346748
ashe needs a yee-girl skin
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>>256347194
That's the mindset the role attracts.
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>>256347194
It's the only way to motivate a shitter like you.
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>>256347202
I've just got her squat emote so I'm totally ok with this
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>>256342632
QT
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>people suddenly realize sombra counters goats after a year
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The way Koreans say "Sombra" is really adorable.
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>>256349458
The way Korean Sombra says her Spanish is cute
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>I uh.. got you something...
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>>256349381
yeah and just standing 15 feet apart momentarly and predicting Sombra's hilariously linear playstyle counters her nicely.
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>>256350272
shiet you should be coaching all these owl teams losing to her
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>>256347194
they’re women, and women are socialized from a young age to avoid direct conflict out of fear of being raped or murdered.
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>>256347194
>why the FUCK are mercys so passive aggressive

For an average sort of female playing Mercy they get a taste of being a high maintenance/high demand sort of chick. Even if it's just in a video game and it of course goes to their head.
I've had a Mercy main tell me they are going to avoid/report me when playing arcade Yeti hunter..
>bitch, no one cares
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>>256350865
>>256351110
>mercy players are women
how fucking naive are you
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>>256347194
if they're a one trick it's because they are insecure/extremely worried about dying at the wrong moment. they're walking on eggshells because if they die repeatedly they can't reset themselves persay and swap to a new hero and try something different. if the match goes poorly they must invent excuses for themselves to the core
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>>256351248

mercy players? Sure it's a mix.. Mercy mains? It's a whole lot of female players. It's not that female can't play other roles or get in muh kitchen sort of crap, it's how the ranks tend to shake out.
Like you rarely if ever see a female main tank player for some reason.
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>play a pick up game
>game has to be paused
>suddenly my frame rate drops at a rate of about 5 per second
>GPU usage maxes out
>GPU temps skyrocket
>GPU fan at max RPM
>fps drops to 15
What the fuck happened?
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>>256351695
Obviously something with your computer
Ask >>>/g/
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>>256351695
>me ooga computer booga
git gud
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>>256351695

sounds like a thermal throttling issue and when it kicked in your PC just shit the bed. It happens. Maybe next time bump up your PC fan curve or at least the one for the GPU..
Sometimes those pause/still screen in a game put a system into max everything state.
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I love Lena
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I HATE Lena, but love Lenaposters!
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I hate Lenaposters AND Lena, but not Aspen
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Who's gonna win? Toronto or Golden State?
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>>256353308
golden state in 7
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>>256353308
>implying the fat nerds here care about apehoop
Come on home, also Warriors
>>>/sp/93423451
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>>256353308
Fuck leafs and fuck Toronto
>t.leaf
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>>256353308
raptors deserve to lose after that game 5
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>Elizabeth Caledonia Ashe in the Overwatch League
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Chengou Hunters might be the only team that's truly fun to watch play in the OWL right now.
>random as fuck comps
>bob about to show up
>people shooting and playing DPS
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>OWL team picks Trashe
>loses
Every fucking time
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>>256354116
She just needs some buffs, maybe make her shots have punch through (people not environment) to give her more presence at choke points and let her damage healers behind their team
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>>256340032
F E E T
E
E
T
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>>256353424
>>256353452
>>256353601
>>256353972
Well there it is
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>>256340032
Well I doubt Houston players are in the right mind set considering whats happening and going to happen to them
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>>256243121
an ass made entirely of drywall plaster
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Holy FUCK I wanna suck the farts out of Emily Tang's brap chimney
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>>256355824
So you want to savor Emily's tang eh?
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>>256355932
No tang tastes like shit and is for poor people, I do want to fuck her pussy live in front of the entire OWL to satisfy my exhibitionism fetish though
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>Another lonely night with /owg/ instead of an OW gf to snuggle with while watching OWL
I don't know if I'm gonna make it to the end of the broadcast bros
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>>256356207
you'll be fine, i doubt you have the balls to take your own life.
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Angela is cute, smart, nice, and pretty. She is a good waifu and I would do my best to make her happy.
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>>256356256
Sorry bud, she's taken.
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>>256334660

Wanting to suck Grant's Dick. what are you some homoboi?
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>>256356479
>not being a homoboi
it's 2019
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>>256356241
I don't need to, I'll simply bad talk OWL and have Jeff's shills take me out with a precision crossbow bolt to the brain stem
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>>256211352
>play support
>team gets shit on constantly
>i get tilted and want to uninstall
>try playing tank
>no one cries "but youre a support main" and lets me off tank with Zarya/D.va
>8 game win streak
Anyone else gets this. They just stop plsying their main role and take a break to refresh themselves in another role. I wasnt doing the best as D.va this time, but it was nice not having to worry about healing.
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Okay who used the monkey's paw to wish runaway would win OWL
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is this the end for the Shock?

Everyone knows that running Sombra is all it takes to beat them now
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Yesterday I said "fuck it" and started selecting the DPS characters I wanted, instead of filling like I always do. The game is so much more enjoyable now wtf??? like 75-80% of my time played is as support and tank
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Fareeha Ziegler!
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>>256355932
God I wish that was me
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god i just had to ghost the fattest fucking chick i've met on this game

i've had shockingly good luck with how girls i meet on here look. not a lot of outright hotties but overwhelmingly they have all been reasonably fuckable.

this chick was straight out of biggest loser, god damn, glad i google-stalked early
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Who will be getting the next set of top tier OWL skins /owg/?
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so where do people discuss owl? the sub reddits are fucking dead
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>>256362606
it's an esport in 2019. the reddit board for it is gonna be more active than anywhere else. and if that's dead, then....well...
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>>256362606
Discords for those reddits probably
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>>256362606
No one actually cares about it. The area is unironically full of paid fans
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Canon soon!
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>>256366002
Moicy is cute.
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>>256366002
Me on the left.
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>>256366002
Sorry, wrong image. Meant to post this.
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>>256366738
edgy grandpas
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>>256367053
>tfw Gabe is unironically a Grandpa
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>>256367205
>stalking your own family on Christmas eve
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i've decided 3 is the ideal stack size

4-6 you get matched up against tryhards

solo/duo you get the dregs of society
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Why the FUCK is this allowed?
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>>256348685
Ain't that the truth
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>>256359090
>>256360535
>>256361372
Very based
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Guys I had another Aahe dream, I'm scared. I don't play Overwatch anymore. What's going on
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>>256370261
What are you scared of?
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>>256370261
She needs you Anon.
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Will Apex Legends competitive kill Overwatch once and for all?
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>>256370804
maybe

i noticed when apex came out, about half my remaining OW friends (which was already a dwindling group compared to 2016/2017) quit for apex, then got tired of apex and now they just play nothing

i think anyone who would quit OW for Apex has already done so
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>>256370402
>What are you scared of?
Deep sea swimming/diving, had a few close calls with sharks when younger.
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>>256370402
Because it's gay and pathetic.
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>>256369432
I spy with my little eye something beginning with Adam's Apple
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>>256371306
>pathetic
Haha...yeah...what kind of loser would fall in love with a fictional character, am I right? Haha...
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>>256371559
Exactly. But it I kissed her and it felt so real and good. Fuck human brain.
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>>256370804
unironically what is the appeal of games like that
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How fucked would game go if they'll make damage hero with mind control ult, allowing control enemy player's hero and damage own members? I hope our mysterious omnic hero is able to pull that off.
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>>256372025
It gets worse, trust me.
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>>256372043
How many languages did you learn before English?
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>>256372043
They'd lose the remaining 14 players
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>>256372030
BRs in general? No idea.
Apex? An actual good shooter that happens to be "hero based" where, unlike Overwatch, their abilities aren't stronger than your clicking head skills (or lack of) and, on top of that, the only sniper weapon that can one-shot you is a rare weapon that spawns once or twice per match.
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>>256372343
>rng in a competitive mode
yikes
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>>256371537
Yes, women have Adam's apples as well. No, she isn't a tranny.
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>>256372661
Are you talking about the 5 Mercy mains you got in your team in competitve Overwatch?
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>>256372975
>he plays comp
I cringed
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E-thotfags BTFO
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>>256372661
>>256373090
Look, everyone, anon learned to spew zoomer memes. He's one of us the guys now. POGCHAMP!
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>>256374082
where does "lose weight" rank on this
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>>256371559
>Falling in love with 2D
Yeah that's fine, but have you tried falling in love with a real woman who lives on the other side of the planet and will never even be aware that you exist?
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>>256372343
>>256372661
It can be argued that battle royales are less random than Overwatch.

The complete lack of matchmaking means there's only 1 person in the top 1% of players on a 100 man island. This compares with Overwatch where you'll have three of them in your 2500 game, either deranking, stomping, or playing the game of "which team has better smurfs".

As for random loot? If you get dealt a particularly bad hand, at least it's over quick. The longer you survive, the less random equipment quality determines the outcome of fights. (ignoring the horribly unbalanced item of the week)
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>>256374346
M-maybe we'll meet in the near future..
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>>256374082
>zoomer boogeyman
yeah, I'm thinking that's a big cringe.

>>256374447
>It can be argued that battle royales are less random than Overwatch.
Anything CAN be argued, but only if you're dumb enough.
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>>256374630
Is that Michael Jackson?
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>>256374447
It surely is on par with getting five support mains in your regular ranked, or 4-5 dps comps.
Though my original post was about Apex getting an actual ranked mode, with tiers and shit. We have yet to see if it's based on mmr or score. The regular "quick play" queue there is right now is just the way you described it.
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>>256374642
He said it again! OMG this guy is lit! LMAO!
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>>256374642
Okay, let me rephrase.

Overwatch is random as fuck. You don't realize how stacked most games are. Battle Royale seems more random because it's obvious with its random lootboxes, but you know what happens when an experienced player gets a bad spawn in BR? They either die quick and reset or they find a way make it work until the next drop.

On a completely unrelated note, I just got out of a 19 minute draw on Blizzard World, solo-healing a five DPS team. Just thought I'd share.
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>>256375068
>solo-healing a five DPS team
>not just saying fuck it and picking the 6th dps
You could have won that game anon.
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>>256374685
Are you some unfunny comedian with a late night show?
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>>256375127
>mfw Blizzard congratulates me for career high healing
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>>256375068
>me bad team mean game itself have rng, grug no like rng
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>>256375404
I realize I'm part of the problem here, but have you ever owned a smurf account before? Ever try to derank it by like putting in 10% effort? Effectively leaving your team to fight 5v6? Were you surprised when you had a 20 to 40% winrate anyway?

It's not that we're losing games because RNG has stacked the enemy team. It's also that we're winning games because RNG has stacked our own teams.
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I... love lore!
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>>256376026
>*Blocks your path*
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I want to BE Hana Song
that’s it. no caveats or special girlfriend requirements
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>>256376026
Me too anon, me too!
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is this game dead now?
queues seem much longer at gold/plat, where I assume a majority of the players are
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>>256375654
>Were you surprised when you had a 20 to 40% winrate anyway?
That's how the MMR system works though, contrary to what some retards say it doesn't match you with better players the better you're doing it does the exact opposite and the worse you're doing the more likely you'll be matched up with better players hence why people get so frustrated. Have you ever on your non smurf noticed that you literally had to make every single play happen on your own to make any progress? Chances are your MMR was outpacing your SR and you were the designated non shitter. On the flip side if you're the shitter (whether you're doing intentionally or not) you'll sometimes notice that while you are doing absolutely nothing but maybe dicking around your team is still winning.
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based dead game posters
based waifu posters
based ooga booga posters
based lore posters
I love you all
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>>256376962
Sometimes I play on my main and lose four matches in a row, I'll swap to my plat account and smurf for a bit so I feel better about myself.

Then I lose three more.
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>>256377007
>no more junkenstein poster
I hope his death was relatively painless.
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>>256377215
good riddance
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>>256377215
Unfaithful roasty probably taking the BDC (Big Doomfist Cock) now
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>>256377209
Do not dare to try and beat the forced 50%, that 70% will be reduced to 50% whether you like it or not.
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>>256377467
>BDC (Big Doomfist Cock)
BDC actually stands for Boy Diddling Cuck so that seems unlikely!
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>>256377215
>his
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>>256377561
Does this happen irl?
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>>256378190
Go lick a pole during winter and find out
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Post cosplay to reach the thread limit.
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now what?
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>>256379881
>tfw no Matilda gf to roleplay as Brigitte and whisper voicelines in your ear
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>>256380101
>tfw no Brig gf of any kind
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>>256380308
>tfw no anything of any kind
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>>256379881
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>TFW no Mercy punchdoll
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make a new thread.
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>>256380535
>>256380535
>>256380535



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