LUX GOT CHAINED edition
Remember to carry in your next game and avoid being toxic to your teammates!
>>256209772Lux is a dumb slut,
lol lux is a slut
>>256209921remember to attention whore with shitty low iq opinions and then play innocent after!
>>256209772OH NO NO NO NO LUXBROS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
so who's that special someone jarvan fancies? Shyvana?
Does Sylus know Sona is a mage?
>bot jinx and leona go 17/0 in 8 minutes>17/0 in eight minutes>they wont rotate cuz "they want inhib">we lose at 20 mins with lux and leon bot while enemy 5v3 us on mid>
>>256210053Yes, but he can't marry her because she isn't a noble.
YOU FUCKING SLUT!
>>256209772Can you already fuck off? nobody care
>>256209772So she ignores her family and the customs of her nation and goes to a criminal for dick?Big oof, glad we still have Ashe
>>256209998>The tank meta is a good thing and professional e-sports are interesting.Am I doing this right?>>256210157They have probably never interacted.
>>256210353OH NO NO NO NOLOOK AT THIS DOOD
We have some "new" players joining us this week.
What if Sylas could only steal normal abilities until he got his level 3 ult?
What happened to Stormbringer? I liked his art
that's why i prefer actually pure girl
>>256210868There are too many abilities in the game that only work for certain champs.
Just took Lux to the Sex RealmAMA
>>256210859me on the right
>>256210871>That little pubes peekGOD
>>256210876Just because she hasn't had sex with a human male doesn't mean she didn't have options
>>256211075Did you steal Morde's new ult to do it?
>>256211183I'm hurt you even had to ask.
>>256210859>Doesnt include schizo even though when hes not sputing inchoerent babble hes just shilling his youtube channelHmmm....
>watch streamer>he plays in his alt in Gold II>WOW THIS SHIT IS SO OP!>20 kills and 1v9ing>trashtalks some gold II retardtoday i am reminded about trash league streamers
xth for my wife Syndra!
Remember that if someone posts a wojack just treat is a a Hans™ post
How dares this old terrorist fuck manipulate my pure girl Lux.
>still can't decide whether I dust Illaoi for a 3150 champ or just unlock her
>in high elo Blitzes are all braindead bots that will pull the Darius in the middle of your teamAre Bltiz mains hard coded to just pull whatever walks in front of them?
Reminder to ban Mordesissy every gameHe feeds on your team and destroys everyone if he's in enemy team
HUG THE POLICE!>>256209442the AoE slow aura on her ult could be a little more subtle (especially these large AoE color overlays can get confusing in messy teamfights and should represent the overall impact of what it actually does, namely a slow aura shouldn't be as prominently visible as karthus' AoE aura that actually deals damage for example), but overall the softening of the highlights (less magnesium flare, more purple) should be easier on the eyes.though it's kinda weird how the AA projectile looks exactly like the pix projectiles now.
>>256211517I adore Illaoi, and it's interesting to see how you play out vs. a good player. However, she does have some glaring weaknesses, such as her level 1 and 2 being nonexistent and her E on CD makes her shit.
>get 100 trials tokens out of nowhere???
>>256211613t. falseflagging yasuo main
You now remember Skarner exists
morde is such a cuck literally outplayed by a single item that can be build on most toplaners
lux what r u doin
>>256211856he gets pretty cucked by slows too>ult ashe>she just runs circles around me
>>256210876Kai'sa takes black dicks on a daily basis
>>256211783I literally never played yasuo m8 what are you on nigga
>>256211997>Evelynn>Not Queen of SpadesNigger
anyone have the NSFW pic of french maid riven getting fucked by summoner while zac watches
its pretty much confirmed that the more pure you look the sluttier you are
>>256210859What am I looking at?
>>256211853I always remember he exists, it's just that he's not relevant!>>256211514Being a creep and grooming?>>256212097This is a blue board, anon.
>>256212056Nice try, weeb.
>>256211950>no rilay>miss e>adc literally dabs you into the death realm while running circles around you
>>256212097sure bro , 'ere
>>256212186>she's literally imagining chad cock in this pictureFucking riot roasties projecting their whorish lives onto pure lux.
>>256212226kys discord troglodyte
>>256212226>This is a blue board, anon.i know bruh, but 3 threads ago anon posted it (with the spoiler check), and now is gone unfortunately
>>256212326>buy rylais>adc buys mallet>dabs on you twice as hard
>>256209772Lux blacked poster eternally btfo
>>256212435Bardmom a cute!I'd introduce her to my dog any day!
>>256212226I want to cum inside bardmom!
>>256212418pic related, Hoss. Morde's ult is not instant and you CAN dispell it if youre not operating on 150 ms WiFi
i am 25 years of ageam i boomer status or not yet
wtf is nu-mordehe is just way too fucking strong.
>>256209772What a fucking thirsty slut
>>256212785it's too late to be boomer now you had to be 28+ when the meme started
>>256211326>Syndra will never top you
>>256211997kill yourself niggerlover
>>256212805just go sylas and be him but better
>>256212785it depends when you actually started playing the game
>>256211997whoever made this has no fucking clue of what queen of hearts or queen of spades stands for
>>256212186>sluttier>>256212186>whorishWhat? Shes only blushing.
>>256213131mundo maybe, but singed is always a based pick top
>morde passive works against jungle camps despite saying its only champs>only works on big monsters
>>256213131morde can build easy penetration and has tons of % dmg, so mundo is a 50/50singed doesn't counter anythingsinged is probably the worst champion currently in the game desu
Damn Young Sylas was some handsome sonofabitch.
>>256213232blushing over a guy, the eyes suggest she is thinking about something (dick of course). Not my fault if you cant read faces anon, she is clearly thinking about sylas spellstealing throbbing cock
>>256213131>mundo>countering numordepass the blunt broyou had too much
>>256213306>singed is probably the worst champion currently in the game desushitty opinion
>>256210353stop seething ezcuck main
mordes ult is already broken. if cast on characters when they leave vision it goes on cd and says its still ready to cast in chat
Why the fuck is it so ugly?
why can sylas steal clearly not spells from other champs? Are rumbles rockets actually a spell? Is Darius beheading the enemy a spell? I really dont get it, there are so many gimmiky fucking this in this game, like cassio not being able to buy boots, but sylas can steal a fucking projectile from cait lol
why riot removed Morde iconic R?
>>256212508>ADC builds frozen mallet>Makes the game a 4v5 because the ADC is a walking caster minion with slows
>>256211075>>256211183>>256211270Damn, you only lasted 7 seconds.poor lux.
wtf is with sylas face? that's rape face
>>256213749So you buy the chromas, you dingaling.
>>256213440Stop projecting faglord
>>256213485singed literally can't do anyhting if his opponent has a triple digit iq>you want to proxy level 1 lol let me just stand in the bush and beat the shit out of you since you have the weakest level 1 in the game, even weaker than fucking yorick>you want to fling me and then force me to sniff your shit let me just walk out of the waysinged can't do anything to a player who's not completely retarded
>try out Darius>he's fun and really strong right now>have to play in that degenerate top lane thoNot sure it's worth it. Top is the hardest lane to carry from, and I don't need this frustration.
>>256213851they all look like shit though?seriously what was riot thinking with this one
>>256213818Because it was the buggiest ability in the entire game and made the character unbalancable while giving him literally over a thousand fucking bugs? Do you people even think before you post this shit?
>11 year long of no-fap.Dude probably jizzed from touching Lux's hand.
>>256213837>Damn, she only lasted 7 seconds.ftfy
I'm a certified genius and I got a 160 on my GRE and I'm working on a doctorate degree. What champion should I main? Also, Sona, Fiora, Janna, Cait, and Quinn are the most attractive females.
>>256213836>not building 5 mallets on dravennever gonna make it
>>256213858this much in denial, luxfag? She just got CHAINED and all you can do is cry and bitch at us? Lol
>>256213842Damn, it's like Sylas is a vilain or something.>>256213946Whats arcade about this? It's more radical 90s kids fashion.
>>256213890yeah I get it he’s not fucking sylas tier freelo but in the hands of one of his onetrick autists he’s still going to run around like a spaz with 5% HP with a gaggle of keystone cop retards trying to run him down like he’s El Chapo. That’s what the champion does.
>>256214154>Damn, it's like Sylas is a vilain or something.based brainlet, Demacia is literally hitler and america put together, scum of runeterra
>>256213842He's about to take her to his favorite gay bar
>>256211997>kindredwe made it bbc bros...
>>256214125but a 160 is garbage
>>256213842Fucking lol at this art
Lux? Haha... you're mistaken. I'm seeing Morgana these days.
Singed is the most based champ in league
>>256214125/lolg/ is one of the most intelligent threads in all of 4chan, and probably around the top 5 most intelligent communities in the internet.We boast a vast amount of old graduated harvard intellectual, different country leaders from the most successful countries in the world, as well as a great amount of MENSA memebers.So, in behalf of all our memebers, we say that, after seeing your post, you should literally main Yasuo.
>>256214315syndra is shit and ugly
>>256214138No I mean you're overreacting. She's just blushing, not dreaming about suking kilometers of chained cocks.
>>256214351>Demacia is literally hiter and america put together>AmericaSo they actually care about their nation and the people within it instead of letting in all the potentially dangerous magical migrants?
>>256214351>literally hitler and america put togetherSounds like the good guys to me
>>256214551t. roastie pretending that her slut nature isn't obviousI honestly fucking hate you whores.
>>256211950Wouldn't phase rush synergize with his kit a lot?
>>256214695You're the whore you cant stop thinking about cocks, dumb male.
people must be playing jungle again because fill isn't giving me only jungle
Yeah let magicians roam around freely, what an amazing idea sylas, that way when some lower class faggot gets mad that he is too low IQ to become rich all he has to do is implode some merchant's head and take all his stuff. Instead of keeping mages in a leash or in a secluded town. Which will both protect mages and non-mages.
>enemy walks into bush while morde ults>ult gets canceled and goes on gc
>>256214558>>256214559more like >needlessly strict and imposing, so much so they jail THEIR OWN for being born with magic powers>too pompous and full of themself, completely unaware of anything
>>256214558>America >Cares about it's peopleThat's a good joke.
>>256211075get your hands off my sister you criminal scum.
>>256214746it's a hard choice between conq and phase rush both are really fucking good
>>256213842t-those look like the cover of some ntr doujin
>>256214859>and?based seething American
Death to all lorefags.
>Authoritarianism is good because le countercultureYawn
How does Noxus handle mages
>>256214351uh, Sylas is still a vilainkilling nobles for shits and giggles, lying to the girl to get out of prisonbtw J4 is hot
so this is before jarvan met shyv right?this is implying he's going to dick down shyv when he meets her right?when are we getting the dicking shyv story
>>256213749Most arcade skins are ugly, that was to be expected.
>>256215038they let anyone in as long as they are powerful and useful to the nation
>>256209960>married Trynd because she wanted a bodyguardAshe isn't much better.
Hello primates, dictator of the white ethnostate on Mars here what champ would be most fitting of my position?Also Ashe, Cait Ahri and Lux are the most attractive females (trannies also known as "Fuel" need not respond)
>>256214547Take that back immediately.
I think mordekaiser has one of the most counterable ultimates in all of league of legends.What a fucking shit show.
>>256214819>too pompous and full of themself, completely unaware of anythingsounds like europeans to me 2bh
>>256209772Imagine filling Lux with 11 years of backed up semen
>>256215038might is rightif you use magic to be strong than that be it
>>256213842The comic appears to be making him evil while the game is otherwise.>>256215065The Demacian court is a convoluted mess.
>>256213842Why did rito make a shitty collab with fucking Marvel instead of Ankama? Where is the LoL French anime ffs?
Why tf fucking veigar is not gutted yet?
>>256214949Remind me how many times your country landed on the moon and how many aircraft carriers do you have
>>256215038>are u a good magewelcome to noxus bro heres your red uniform and oppressive lane passive>are u a shit magedie
>>256215038It doesn't matter what you're or what crimes you commit if you're powerful.
>>256215065I think Jarvan is talking about Shyv with Garen, but it's hard to tell, the timeline is kinda fucky
>>256215154>le epik "no u"wouldnt have expected anything more from you, my american friend
LET ME PLAY MORDEPLEASE
>>256215223just camp him lmao don't hit by any abilities lmao
>>256215219kys fat cunt
>>256215223Why? because his infinite scaling and point & click oneshots along with his GoodThreshult are fair and balanced.
>>256215267when he says "but they are not her"i think he means they aren't -the one- not that they aren't shyv
I forgot about Camille, she's attractive too. Sejuani and Ashe as well.Upon further review, a lot of the cast are actually pretty attractive. >>256214474It's a couple questions short of a perfect score anon. 170 is every single part of every single question correct. My combined score was around 310 because I didn't do as well on the math half (but it's not like 150 is bad either). The 160 is the good one and the one I brag about on the internet anonymously.
>>256215313>having an obnoxious meltdown because somebody dare imply that europeans are obnoxious wowee
>>256215360I dunno, Garen saying "you have to move on" makes me feel like they're talking about someone specific
Pretty obviously talking about Shyvana mates
>>256215360Garen tells him to move on so it's clear that he is talking about a woman. He probably means Shyv but he can't marry Shyv because she isn't a noble.
Mordekaiser bundle is up, bros.
>>256215405it’s 78th percentile that’s not so hot
>>256215110I don't think that's even cannon anymore, also you just know trynda is a whipped dog for her and sleeps on the floor
>Country where only the strong and intelligent get to eat a decent meal erreday meanwhile the poor get to shit on the street and eat rats.or>Country where the strong that are dangerous are put under strict surveillance, and either used to protect the country's peace or be exiled to live a life in freedom. hmm
>>256215540Is Nu Mordekaiser any good? Seems like he has a billion more bugs than before.
>Lux every single game>if it isn't support, it is mid>if it isn't mid, it's supportIF I HEAR THAT STUPID LAUGH ONE MORE TIME
>>256215614Pretty good but gets kited harder than a cowcock
>>256215614I have yet to encounter any. He's also simple as fuck now. E someone to you and hit the with Q.
>>256215579>Country where only the strong and intelligent get to eat a decent meal erreday meanwhile the poor get to shit on the street and eat rats.i would unironically get to eat rats to live in this utopia
>>256215670what? sould I play her top?
>>256215579>Your country is so superior genetically that the only "poor" people are trannies
Wait I don't get sylas, why does he hate Noxus? its literally all he wants.
>>256215579i'd rather live in piltover and shitpost on zaunite image boards all day
vi makes my peepee into big peepee
>>256215791He is a commie Marxist.
>Powerful prosperous white country wants to keep dangerous people out of their streets>This is considered bad>Black lady from Not-Wakanda wants to literally genocide people of other races and rise to power via political terrorism>BASED XDDDD USE ME AS A CHAIR QUEEN
>>256215791Demacia has a ruling class. Noxus has a ruling class.He doesn't want anyone in charge. Like Urgot, but with a soft spot for mages.
>>256215614>>256215713>>256215728all morde games i played today, the only loss is because of an 0/8 lucian that went afk. All you need to do is rush boots and rilays and ALWAYS ult the adc or the midlaner
>>256215814ITT: we post like we are in a zaunite image board.>Building your own bootleg augmentations.lmao, nice roasted rats zaunites.
>>256215791He wants to topple all old power structures. Think French Revolution and rounding aristocrats up to get beheaded.
Can't wait for garen to fucking behead Sylas in the next chapter.
>>256216115We already know he gets away, dummy.
>>256216085Waiting for nerfs so I can use him in ranked already. I just played him and its impossible to beat.He is going to have a 60-70% winrate in the next week, screenshot this.
new morde is fucking bullshit and needs some nerfs
Is adaptive helm a good counter to Morde now?
So Swains lore says that he has foreseen some future threat to the world, and that is why he is trying to (forcibly) unite the human nations.
I haven't played League in several seasons and heard there are a bunch of quests that give you free champions and whatnot - is that strictly for new accounts or will I be able to do them? I had fuck all on my old account.
Mordekaiser only needs a nerf in his Q numbers, and reduce ultimate duration by 1 second.He can be balanced so easily, yet riot will wait for 2 patches and then gutt him completely.
>>256216354Literally the Void invading instead of sitting on their asses all day and smelling braps
>>256215814freljord is the europe of runeterracold and irrelevant
>>256214851Yeah I'd say so, compared to other western nations.
>>256216279>>256216283Other than his ult his kit is meh as fuck. Once they nerf him the metaslaves will stop playing him in a day.
>>256216354Then why did he fucking invade Ionia? he could have just fucking allied with them or fund Zed's cult and help them take over.
Cho rework when? They should make him the Watcher's/Void ultimate weapon. A black hole of hunger that will devour everything and return the world to darkness. He literally has no lore right now.
>>256215405>Upon further review, a lot of the cast are actually pretty attractive. The only ugly female characters in LoL is Vi (butch dyke lesbians aren't attractive, sorry), Illaoi, and Taliyah. This is of course not reksai, yummi, or yordles.
>>256216443>ImplyingWe're the only nation that lets lobbyists rule their country at the cost of their people.
>>256216354So he's the brother from Fable 3?>>256215579Noxus!>>256215814That would make you a Zaunite since living in your mother's basement would be below ground level in Piltover.>>256215670Lux is fun, anon. If you hate her so much you can ban her.
>chances of getting star guardian kaisa are no 0 thanks to this arcade monstrosity
>>256216604Taliyah was made ugly because a faggot named klein fucking forced artist to change her splash art and in-game model to make her look ugly on purpose.
>>256216619wow dude, I can totally tell you understand american politics at a super deep level
This is the reason Riot won't nerf support Lux. The egirls have never been happier.
>>256216748im super dooper puking
Damn the arcade skins are so fucking ugly holy shit what the actual fuck where they thinking?After seeing how fucking cool Arcade Brand was I had really high expectations for the new ones. But damn they all fucking ugly except prestige cait.
>>256216474He wasn't in charge at that timeHis timeline is >be me>kill my parents>heres an army lol >get told to invade ionia>lose an arm>make a devil pact with a crow monster>assume direct control
>>256216474That wasn't really Swains decision, if I remember correctly. Noxus had some insane faggot called Darkwill in charge, and he basically overstretched Noxus' military forces to the point it all came crashing down. Swain and his forces were sent on a suicide mission in Ionia.
>>256214558>America cares about its people>Doesn't even have real health care?????????Is this what Americans actually believe?
>>256216474Ionian monkeys are not for reasoning with, only for conquering
why is tahm actually allowed to Q stun and W me at the same time
>>256215986Rather just have Mordekaiser take over Runeterra instead.
>>256216840>Boss battle skins are for evil champs>Chooses yasuoum riot?
>>256216947yeah I should move to europe to wait in line for 6 months to see the free doctor
Share your best copypasta from here /lolg/
>>256216947>haha guys let the US government control another aspect of it's citizens livesfuck off gay nigger
>>256217132Atleast you won't be in debt for the rest of your life.
>>256216474Darkwill was in charge at the time and he wanted to invade Ionia because "muh immortality".Swain was busy getting his arm cut off by Irelia.
nice champion riot, so when are you gonna test it?
Bow to your Empress, /loligee/.
>>256216718I know enough to know that our current government is set to undo every regulation previously set. All of which was done to protect people. Moreover, thanks to automobile lobbyists our transportation system is a mess compared to most western nations and even china. Granted china is communist so they can afford to just build thousands of miles of tracks to create a bullet train that connects the entire nation together. I mean america is just a mess infrastructure wise.
>>256216748can I be an egirl if only play her mid?
>>256216604I like Vi and Tayliah. Vi is a brash tough girl and that's a cool trope, and Tayliah is unconventionally attractive, and her upbeat attitude gives her points towards being attractive even if she's unconventional. Illaoi is really lame though and she doesn't have a redeeming personality like Tayliah does. Ahri, Illaoi, Zyra, and Elise are the least attractive from the cast, and mostly for the same reason. They kill people, and do it for unjust reasons. >>256215546First of all, no it's not. It's top 85th. You're flat wrong. Secondly, once you start getting into the 160's, it's the score places like harvard recommend you get if you want to apply there. Around 160-166. I got into a nice local school that gave me a scholarship so it's cheap, but I could have gone anywhere, especially if I had taken it a second time and brought the score up by just 3 or so points (the average amount people increase their score by when they take it a second time) because a ~163 is harvard or anywhere on the planet territory. Not sure where you're getting your info from, but I literally just sat down with an advisor a few days ago so their info is probably more current than yours, apparently.
>>256217194yep that’s usually the line you parrot at this point, good little socie drone
>>256217132>>256217170>This is what Americans were brainwashed to believe so that they could be convinced to sell their house and become homeless just because they got cancerOh no.
>>256217229Wtf is this clown makeup? Does anyone really like this?
>>256217086>"Killing people is a bad habit, but I can't seem to quit."wow so heroic just oozing with positive vibes there
>>256217229why did they just ruin her face?
>>256217298Enjoy your time at the pool brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNmKAWN1Bts
This will be my guy. Nobody else pick him, understood?
I just got a skin for Syndra, how come she's bottom tier? I've never played her before.
>>256217237>Moreover, thanks to automobile lobbyists our transportation system is a mess compared to most western nations and even china.what the fuck are you even talking about>Granted china is communist BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>So they can affordthey can afford to do whatever they want because they have fucking slave labor. To the workers of the world comrade!
>>256217389>No argument>Spams random irrelevant Youtube videosYup, defininetely an American.
>>256209772Because OP's brain is smoothOld thread >>256182871
>>256217298>Every other western nation has a corn syrup ban but the us who has corn syrup in everything.Really makes you think.
>>256217364Yeah, you'll still be able to get them. It's part of the leveling from 1-30.
>>256217298>haha guys u silly americans are brainwashed and stupid because you won't suck government cockfuck off gay nigger
>>256217153>Autofilled adc with 4 months of experiece defeated the best adc in NA with 9 years of experience and hailed as the best in the west>Support that was injured and was not scrimming until 1 day before the tournament is undoubtedly the best in the world>Corejj a world champion, went to na won na mvp, was the mvp of the series against IG and he got whipped by a guy with a broken wrist>Caps 1v2 with an amazing outplay forever putting Jensen back on Lissandra>TL got so mindbroken that they ran from a 3v5 for a full minute, Fight was avoided despite G2's best efforts>Fastest bo5 in worlds history in an MSI final saving FNC and putting NA where they belong, also Wunder proved he's psychic by predicting this>"Best botlane in the west" gets 2v2 multiple times NA fans scream jungler>Defeated SKT Reddit analists on suicide watch, LS Learns the difference between "west" and EU/NA>Promisq more titles than all of NA combined>Chinks call G2 the renaissance of league, even though Perkz is the most hated player in China
Pyke has no weakness that isnt eclipsed by his overloaded kit and sustain
>>256217228what are you on about, you have no vision on the bush and the animation got cancelled. Get real faggot
>>256217228Legit flashing into 3 enemies without backup, morde might be shit but not as shit as you are
>>256217383He's an anti-hero, on the run after being wrongly accused of a crime he did not commit.
>>256217483>Middle of Germany>Only 10 actual germans at the public pool>I-IRELLEVANT YOUTUBE VIDEO!!!! I LOVE SUCKING IMMIGRANT COCK WOWEurofags seething as their nations collapse around them.
>>256217237imagine being an unironic leftist and thinking that the world would simply work with more government just because your parents work your ass off to support you.GTFO faggot.
how much worse is eune compared to euw in terms of gameplay
>>256217298not if you have health insurance, which probably 99.9% of homeowners do
>>256217539Oh I'm already level 30, that's no good then. Is it better if I start fresh? I don't have many champions and no skins.
>>256217552Werent they just animated icons?
>>256217431Because every other good mid lane champion does what she does and even better and more safely.
>>256217563>I'd rather DIE of PREVENTABLE DISEASE than have tax dollars benefit me as an individual??? What an American mindset.
Why /lolg/ hates lorefags but put up with autism waifufaggotry?
>>256217389Its sad Germany was a good country in the past. Now its just africa 2.0
>>256217664It's same shit really. The difference is you can talk shit in EUNE and not get reported.
>>256217731Just play the game and collect blue essenceYou can unlock every champion if you level up and get BE
>>256217449We have an overabundance of cars and it's impacting people because they highways just weren't designed to take that many people. Instead of having alternative methods of transport, the US is doing nothing but pretending traffic congestion doesn't exist. China in the last few years made a bullet train system which has allowed people from minor towns to go to work in the city. The US is falling behind because Automobile corporations are dictating the terms. Not only that, but we've had to bail out these companies several years over their lifetimes because they make shitty cars compared to foreign.
>>256217731Depends on how much you care about Ranked. Leveling and collecting champions is a lot less painful nowadays. You most likely already own more champions than you'll get from the leveling missions though so I'd say stick with your old account.
>>256217664Not much diference until d3 or so
is lux-sylas canon now?
>>256217795becasue males are retarded
>>256217815Oh okay - the level-up missions only give pre-determined champions and not much else of value?
>>256217889Not even him. If he said the same thing then hes somewhat based.
>>256217635>>256217618if the enemy leaves vision as you ult it gets canceled and goes on cd despite the icon still showing its availablehttps://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/bug-report/LsFEXFtn-enemy-left-vision-as-i-ulted-as-mordekaiser-caused-neither-of-us-to-enter-the-shadow-realm
>>256216619>We're the only nation that lets lobbyists rule their country at the cost of their people.>because the "refugee" intake in Europe is totally not the lobby of the big industries to get cheap laborThe worst thing about Yuros is not how retarded they are, but how much their retardation imbues them with an utterly false sense of superiority.
>>256217653>We're talking about health care>BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE SWIMMING POOL!?? IT'S RELEVANT!!! CHECK MATE, OBAMA!You are not helping your case, American.
>>256216394New accounts get to choose one of three champs each day.>Day 1Tristana, Caitlyn, or Ezreal>Day 2Illaoi, Riven, Garen>Day 3Brand, Morgana, Ziggs>Day 4Sona, Thresh, Nami>Day 5Ekko, Fizz, Talon>Day 66300 BE>Day 7Waterloo MFThese are all shards you can activate for free, or disenchant for more BE. You also get chests and stuff.
>>256217662Those regulations were made to protect people from health violations corporations engage in with unethical business practices. Corporations aren't your friend and they'll most certainly poison you if they can get away with it. The fact is deregulating everything only hurts the environment and the people living in that environment.
>>256217885More like Lux gets played by Sylas who uses her to escape.
>>256217905YupCheck https://leagueoflegends.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Champions_by_price for prices, only the new champs are super expensive.
>>256217768>haha guys it's everyone elses job to let me leech off of them haha otherwise we'd be like those silly uncultured americansfuck off gay nigger
>>256217905they give you a choice between three champions every few levels and you get waterloo MF and 600 OE at level 20 or something
>>256217194>Atleast you won't be in debt for the rest of your life.Yes you are. How much is the average estate inheritance tax in Europe again? Lmao, """"""""free""""""""" healthcare alright.
CUTE ZOE FEETS
>>256217475It's not an icon, you dummy. It's your avatar for the autochess game.
>>256218016>Benefiting off your own taxes is "leeching" and not just how being a citizen of every country works??? So do you avoid using roads, getting help from firemen, or being protected by the military?
>>256218132so an icon?
>>256217768>People too stupid to realize American healthcare isn't shit because they don't use a socialist system for it, but because big companies lobby congressmen to push anti-consumer laws and practices.
Guys hear me outDEATHS DANCE MordekaiserHe might not scale with AD, but he gets some INSANE benefits from the item.
>>256217251No silly then you actually have to do things like last hit and fight an opponent by yourself. Far too difficult for support players
>>256218184Americans consider any form of regulation socialism. Making that distinction does not change the argument for them.
>>256217635This argument doesn't really work with Mordekaiser since you can just R and turn it into a 1v1
>>256217271Ahri's lore is changed, anon-kun. She is sort of like a vampire now, once she realized how bad it was to kill people to get their soul, she stopped. She eventually fell in love with a human and things were good. No more eating souls. Then she ends up being unable to fight the feeling and eats his soul and is super dooper sad about it. Because when she eats a soul she gains all of their memories.
>>256218187Gunblade is just better in every imaginable scenario tho
>>25621818435% of healthcare costs in the US is simply the imbued insurance against malpractice suits.
>>256217885No, he's only manipulating her you know. She wont join his rebellion.
>>256217829>China in the last few years made a bullet train system which has allowed people from minor towns to go to work in the city.yeah and I’m sure the 800 USD annual workers they paid to built the train are super happy that their 900 USD annual countrymen can go from rural farms to mercury infested sweatshops to make iPads while their princeling bosses commute by helicopter anyway. Magnificent, what a testament to Marxist values.
>play mid lane carries>usually get high kp and great damage>lose because i get my lane and my team strangled out of towers and other objectiveswhy......
where is the AFRICA server?
I want to use LeBlanc's tooth brush
>>256218162there's a huge difference between military and healthcare you communist whorei'd rather be taxed less so i can buy my own healthcarefuck off gay nigger
>>256218386true, but the damage mitigation with his insane shields later in the game give you a real options vs gunblades active
>MORDE CAN ULT YUUMI WHEN SHES ATTACHED TO SOMEONE
>>256217768Nobody is dying in the streets over here you exaggeratory retard, they’re no more at risk than you are of dying of a preventable disease while having to sit on a waitlist to see a specialist
>>256217229shaco looks like THAT?!
>>256217565Realistically kogmaw would be the size of a walrus at least
>>256217885Sylas pleases old demacian mages in the alley
Does Kaisa really need stealth on her E
>>256217998imagine trusting daddy government to protect you
>>256218452>>256218304>>256218162>>256218103>>256217998>>256217983>>256217960>>256217829>>256217810>>256217683>>256217662>>256217653>>256217563>>256217513>>256217483>>256217449>>256217389>>256217298>>256217279>>256217237>>256217194>>256217170>>256217132>>256216947>>256216718>>256216619>>256216443>>256214851Please stay on topic anon friends. If you want to discuss politics there is an entire containment board for you. This is for League of Legends discussion, you can tell by the top post saying /lolg/ which stands for League of Legends General. A general thread for the MOBA style video game. Your posts don't match out general. Let me show you an example of what a good /lolg/ post looks like;What do you guys think of the smell of Sona's feet?
>>256218760DAMN, barafaggots masturbate to this?!
>Trying to play Draven in solo queue>About to off myselfI didn't realise how much I was working around fucking God awful support players, until playing Draven who relies on someone without full brain damage
>>256218587but you would pay less under gov healthcare, and we wouldn't even have to tax you more since increasing the marginal tax rate would cover those costs.
>>256217885lux just wants to get dicked by sylas but sylas's preference in cock sleeves is still unknown
Mordekaiser makes my weewee go peepee
>>256218638Wait really?Does this make Morde the Chemo to Cat Cancer?
>>256218162>everybody agrees that monopoly is bad>but giving the government a monopoly on healthcare somehow isn't a problem
>>256218796Imagine sucking corporate cock as they feed you swill.
Lux literally threw away her 20+ years of teaching and indoctrination for Sylas in less than a week, the power of cock does wonders on a slut
>>256218827>riot makes edgy communist revolution fantasy champ>occasionally lolg starts arguing about political systems because of itwho cares 2bh
>>256218945Imagine sucking politicians' cock as they feed you swill.
>>256218945you’ll be sucking their cocks either way only difference is you don’t have to take an additional 7k tax hit every year to fund ineffective regulation or yknow you could just trust yourself to know when a corporation is trying to fuck you over vs when they’re just trying to sell you a product, instead of just wanting daddy government to babysit your consumer behavior but hey different strokes!
>>256217565this would've been nice if kog ate ashe instead of running after a fucKING APPLE KOG IS NOT A FUCKING DOG YOU FUCKING RETARDS HE EATS EVERYTHING THAT GETS IN HIS WAY HE'S NOT GONNA LET YOU PET HIM HE WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING ARM THEN EAT YOU WHOLE FUCKING RETARDS GETTING HUNGRY FAGGOTS
>>256218848>we'll just tax the rich more haha>can't you see you'd be happier if you were an unprincipled leech like me?fuck off gay nigger
>pick Morde>dishonest player picks Irelia>stomp her ass into the pavement then shove the full girth of my mace up her assholeIm sad that they'll nerf an honest champion like Morde because he beats dishonestyA real shame....
>>256219237why are you sucking rich cock so hard? oh look at me i'm a good amerimutt i don't gain my rightful societal dues.if more than anything, rich people are the true leeches of society. they keep on receiving gov money despite being rich (eg 2008 recession bailouts) and have practically eliminated the marginal tax rate as to benefit more from the government without having to pay back. they are the leeches, not poor people.
>>256218848yeah sure whatever you say Comrade Sanders I’m sure your single payer healthcare plan would only cost a measly 50 billion and you totally wouldn’t have to raise taxes at all and wouldn’t spiral out of control into a multi-trillion dollar moneypit that jacks up taxes on everybody making over 25k a year
>0pts Mordekaiser>every fucking gameTAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK
>>256219176They shouldn't be polluting the environment and selling corn syrup in shit and while the government is corrupt as fuck letting corporations get away with murder doesn't help anyone.
>>256209772i still remember the absolute cope when sylas' lore got released>t-they c-c-couldn't fuck, h-he was imprisoned
>>256219480>50 billionthat's chump change. we can totally reach that easily.
>Government is awful and corrupt>Who did you vote for?>Why, President Trump, of course!
>>256219476>2008 recession bailoutsjesus it was a decade ago let it go alreadyI’m so sick of sandersdrones using rhetoric from the 2008 mortgage crisis. Like it’s so fucking irrelevant now, the mortgage market isn’t the same anymore. Stop dwelling on it, the next one is going to be completely different and none of this 20/20 hindsight garbage is going to help prevent it.
>>256219774the total US money supply is only 10 trillion dollars you absolute retard
>>256219482They don't even play top lane either. Fuck these faggots ban morde for a free dodge.
>>256215038Fascist Noxus like mages.
>>256220008>biggest economic recession since the great depression>"god just forget about it and how hard rich people used social programs to bail out ur so stupid forget about it lol."absolute cringe amerimutt economic ideology
NIGGERFUCKING NIGGER!NIGGERSNIGGERNIGNOGNIG NOGNOGNIGNIGGERI DIDNT SAY NIGGERFUCKING NIGGERS!
>>256209921I love you and your airheadedness!
>>256218005>>256218465C O P E
>>256220261>This doesn't play during mordes ult
>>256219649>unusual and secretive bondthey knew exactly what they were doing, I hate Riot's writers
I want to choke on his balls
>>256220152we can increase the money supply by increasing taxes for the rich.however, if you want to be an austere retard, we could totally make room for health insurance by reducing funding for the military and homeland security.
>>256220562he doesn't have those
>>256220152>Total US money supply is only 10 trillion>When the Federal Reserve literally has it on record as 10 times that amounthttps://www.federalreserve.gov/releases/z1/dataviz/z1/balance_sheet/chart/Based Retard Poster
>>256220302I 100% guarantee I know waaaaaay more about the topic than you do but sure dude whatever you say
>>256212435cute punk gf!
>Seething Americans are STILL defending their bizarre backwards third world countryThis is a League of Legends thread, bois, your region isn't even competitively relevant.
Mating press Lux!
>>256220562Imagine the sex
>>256220783Maximum retard Vi
>>256219986The lesser of two evils. When you can pick the stupidly corrupt or the slightly less corrupt you pick the latter. But back to league of legends discussion my Qiyana only account is now 20!
>>256220783he's not wrong desu
>>256220783Morde has a 100% AD ratio on his autos. Gunblade is still suboptimal
How do I build this guy? I've not played in seasons so I'm trying to re-learn everything again.Also what's this new rune system? seems very complicated
>>256220261>Teemo getting clownedI don't like this. Leave my boy alone.
Morde is a free win. He's way too overtuned.
WAIT WHAT I DIDNT SAY NIGGERSI SAID FUCKING NIGGERSNIGGERSDO YOU HEAR ITNIGGERSNIGGERSFUCKING NIGGERSI CLEARLY SAID NIGGERSWOW TWITCH WHY BAN ME FOR SAYING NIGGERSYOU FUCKING YI-NIGGERSUNBAN ME!
>>256220803>Imagine the sexyou would get crushed under his weight like a pancake which would be an undignified and atrocious death
>>256220941The metaslave build is titanic into full tank. You can still go triforce/on-hit if you're ahead though.
>>256220941The new rune system is way easier, cause you don't have to deal with Runes AND masteries. They're both in one. The TL;DR is that you choose a main tree and an off-tree. From your main tree you choose a keystone rune and then one rune from each of the other levels. From your off-tree you can choose any two. From there you can choose a few extra stats you throw in from a small pool of options and boom you're done.idk how to build Warwick but I see most people going Domination or Precision tree on him. Press the Attack from the Precision tree, Hail of Blades, or Predator should be your keystones.
Why can't riot balance Aatrox? What's his underlying problem?
>>256221141>>256221171thank you - I'll give each a try or five
>>256220783reworked leblanc didn't have any ad ratios either yet people always built gunblade on herwhat gives
>>256220941Also new runes are just masteries and old runes combined into one. Keystones are the main rune and the only important choice, the others are just extra flavor.
>>256221126>Dying mid-sex with mordeExremely dignified and an incredibly pleasurable death
>>256221227he deals a lot of damage and doesn't tank a lot of damage.it's almost like bruisers as a class are fundamentally broken.
>>256220261Now this has soul. K/da was a mistake
I miss Barposters...Zac does not count
>>256220941titanic first item after 2nd tier jungle itemfinish cinderhulkdeaths dancewits endFREE SLOTgo either conqueror or press the attack
>>256221339>mid-sexyou mean mid-penetration
>>256221559Just reverse cowgirl and you wont risk death
>>256221227gee i wonder whats the problem with him
>>256221470> k/da 250 mil view>pentakill only 30K/da is objectivally better keep up with the times granpa
>>256221451It's hard to call him a bruiser when he plays like riven.
>>256221538>Playing Warwick>Not going PredatorGee anon it's almost like you don't like going FAST.
>>256221757>not going predatoryou know what?might be a good idea since his W doesn't work half the fucking timei swear to god warwick is getting old morde levels of buggy
>>256215986I want Qiyana to use me as a toilet not just a chair
>>256212186so Jinx is the purest girl in the game? Neat!
>>256221853delete this Zac is pure
>>256220884>slightly less corrupt>Trump????? Oh man you've got your head in the sand, chief.
>>256215986Its all a conspiracy to make specifically (you) upset
>>256221935You lose the speed boost towards champs if you've recently taken damage from a champion
>wasted all my blue essence on shitty champie icons when I could have bought random mystery iconsi'm so fucking sad right now
>>256221723>more views GOOD>less views BAD
>>256222067yes. that's exactly correct. The more people who like a thing make it objectively better. Stay upset metal fag.
>>256222026Yeah i know that, but most of the time it fucks up and straight up doesn't grant the bonus or even bettergives it when you're RUNNING AWAY from the low health guy
Choose wisely, lolg
>>256221985>Hillary is less corrupt than Trumpkek head in the sand is right
>>256222186IT DOES NOT COUNT
>>256221520Yeah me too buddy
>>256222193feathered seal abomination
>>256222032I wasted all my fucking BE to get Pyke's iconWorth it
Why do girls actually like Lux/Sylas?
>>256222286i miss the lee sin buffs when poster
>>256222354Girls all secretly want to be chained down and fucked. They just pretend not to.
What does bm mean? bm your opponents
How big is Qiyana's dick?
>>256222354yes it’s a womans dream to tame a bad boy
>>256222289Shit looks like it can straight out of final fantasy
>>256222443It's short for bad manners. To bm someone is to show bad manners towards them
>>256222354because girls would preffer to have sex with some piss smelling, hobo-locking shitter if they just pretend to be friendly. And would probably keep loving those asshole even if they misstreated them.But any well groomed good looking guy that is honest can go fuck themselves.Take the MGTOW pill anon
>>256222193whichever is free
>>256222620>women like monster porn because it's some UNGABUNGA GRUG SMASH orc fuck raping them>men like monster porn because it's a thing that could tear you apart at any moment showing true unconditioned affectionwomen are evil
>>256222193spooky boi reporting in
>>256222193The fuckable one
>>256222763and men like girls that literally are mentally unstable.
>>256222354Hit all the beats with alpha bad boy jail bird topless handsome mage guy your dad hates and who will take down your societyIs there a better man really
>>256222123views =/= likesKda appealed to a vastly larger audience by not only being pop, but also kpop and some could argue rap as well, on top of using popular girly girl champs that weebs and popfags are already drawn to. It was well done but I don't see it getting multiple full albums.
>>256222925maybe if they have shit taste
>>256222354I dont.Fuck Sylas. He's not a good guy.And dont go on bullcrap like "she can fix him, make him a better lad" that's the absolute worst trope.
>>256222193THESE LANDS ARE MY BIRTHRIGHTS SET FORTH BY THE GODS.
>>256222686Those are all the free ones
Where can I find sylas and garen porn?
>>256223010CAREFUL, PENGU, CAREFULQIYANA IS THE RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE
>>256222354No, Sylas is a barafag fantasy. Most straight girls would rather have Kayn or Vlad or even Ezreal over Sylas.
>>256220640>>256220663>assetsBRO JUST TAX ILLIQUID ASSETS BROBRO JUST TAX THE EQUITY ON PEOPLES HOMES BRO LMAO
>>256223198>From MY EMPRESS to HEIR TO THE THRONEAlready backtracking waifunigger? kek
>>256223114>literally has a cuck husband that doesn't care about his wife sucking the dick of his soldiers.lmaoAshe a bigger slut, what if there is some blonde fag that is a borderline stalker, and her childhood friend the prince wants to marry her? She is a strong independent woman that can choose to have sex with a mentally unstable comunist murderer if she wants to.
>>256223080oh nice i'll take the blue version of the horny guy then
>>256222925>>256222997this is literally me and I hate it>find out through the grapevine that one of my old classmates from high school tried to commit suicide >suddenly find her more attractivewhat the fuck is wrong with me AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>256223198SILENCE YOU SLUT.
>be me>play as the master lord of the time bombs as a support>bulid full ap>place 2 bombs on the enemy adc>now the enemy adc is stuned and at low health>my adc kills the stuned enemy>repeat this like 5 times>now my adc is fed as fuck>and if my adc happens to be at low health and in an inminent death, i can use my R to ressurect him with full health.>win all matches beacuse nobody bans this ladThis old guy it's so fun.
So support Lux was strong since a long time ago but nobody noticed it because pros are metaslaves and soloQ players are monkey-see-monkey-do?
>>256223384>tfw your fetish is damaged goodscould be worseyou could be into feetor worsescat
>>256223295>Mongoloid retard that doesn't understand the reference and quote will insert himself for the sake of saying somethingLad you're cringe
>>256223384it's okay anon you just want to give her a reason to not kill herself
>>256222193>pirate pengu>one of blue buffs long lost children>some fucking mole (???)>furry dragon (???)>chocobo from FF (???)>the offspring or thresh and bard chimesthe fuck
>>256223430>nobody noticed itI've been saying this for 8 months now. It's literally in the archives, dumb newfag.
>>256223430she died in two hitsthe some genius took aftershock
>>256223507>game of söyyikes!
>>256223315>Ashe is a bigger slutOnly with her husband
>>256222354Because of the female hero story. While the male's hero story is to achieve spiritual development and to beat the dragon so he can bring back the treasure to the village, the female hero story is about a beautiful and smart lady taming an undomesticated man.
>>256223507lux cheated on you with sylas lol!
>>256223409>playing support zilean instead of based solo lane zilean
>>256223668>Some faggot that stalks lux>Some faggot that only wants to marry her for political reasonsyeah Lux isn't property of ez or j4, she can decide what she wants to do with her body you sexist fuck.
>>256223507>Waifunigger and GoTfagHoly shit, every day you become more and more pathetic
Tranny champion when? Also, what champ should I play for this feel?
>>256223476I actually started to develop a foot fetish after people kept posting Jinx feet pics here but then I got a nasty corn on my foot and realized that feet are actually fucking disgusting.>>256223521it sounds so sweet when you word it like that...
>>256223771Neeko was a homage to transfags. He ability to shape shift is a nod to nonconforming genders. Also kill yourself.
>>256223603>>256223818>Everything I don't like is dudeSOYlmaoMust be fun to be 16.
they didnt even bother to update pentakill morde to have a mace instead of the guitar
i want to cum inside lux
Lulu is my STAR!I'm her GUARDIAN!
>>256224034GUARDS, BRING ME SWIFT'S HEAD.
>>256224056I want to cum inside a lolg
>>256224034>Season 8 killed the show and is somehow being put in the nominations for best writing>GRRM fucked off to make a new game with FROM software instead of writing the next book>Still a GOTfagYIKES
I'm a onions gusling tranny ama
RUMIA HASN'T BEEN ONLINE IN FOREVERAHHHHHHHHHHHHWHERE IS SHE?!
>>256224134Swift's head is a bit busy with Qiyana's ass.
I love Lissandra!>>256209960So is Ashe lmao
>>256224034It's not that everything i dislike is söy, it's everything that YOU like is söy.
>>256223315There is no canon proof that Ashe is a slut so you lose! I bet you lose a lot too.With the Journal of Justice being retconned and all the lore updated, MF is the only confirmed cock carousel rider with Lux have a shaky moral foundation
Why does lux love chained boys so much?
Remember when Captain MF was going to be her next default skin but they didn't do it because people cried about SJWs?
I'm a gigantic turbo faggot doublenigger please rape my face
>>256224441Its not even a bad skin.
>>256222354Communist vegan here. Chicks dig my passionate speeches about liberating animals from cruelty and seizing the means of production from capitalists. Gets my dick wet every time.
GAME STARTS AT LEVEL ONE AND THERE IS NO MORE FARMING UNDER TOWER FOR LATEGAMEITS A WHOLE REVOLUTION COMING TO THE BOTLANEUMA JAN UMA JAN UMA JAN UMA JAN UMA JAN UMA JAN UMA JAN UMA JAN UMA JAN UMA JAN UMA JAN UMA JAN UMA JAN UMA JAN
>>256224441I didn't know thatShe looks arguably more appealing to the eye (splash is definitely better at least) and still has her tits out. It's like a Sejuani move
>>256224358MF was confirmed for not actually putting out for dudes she's flirting with for her gains. She inwardly insults them while leading them on then shoots their guts out when it's convenient.
>>256224462Only Empress Qiyana is allowed to rape my head
>"stealing" buff early gameWhy do jglers do this? Unless someone is guarding your blue while you steal mine it's fucking pointless.
What champions are pay to lose
>>256224612wha? even if she did something like that, I'm pretty sure her lore states that she has a history of jumping from one "lover" to another. This would suggest she's getting plowed but at the very least she's promiscuous
yo, in queue for ranked. do I ban numorde? or does he suck?
>>256224441why didn't they give her the GP/sej treatment instead of putting a price on it then?
>>256224772It throws off the enemy junglers pathing giving them potentially less threat.
>>256224815aurelion sol is a 6300 BE champ that one would probably not be winning matches on from the start
I just noticed that Swift doesn't have a tripcode. Is he based, or is he a newfriend?
>>256224824Not really, there's never been any lore tidbit that said she ever actually so much as kisses anyone.
>>256224772It's called vertical jungling, it allows you to protect/camp your botlane.
I am a cringey erping faggot who hasn’t had sex in years or possibly ever and I look like an ugly hispanic woman
>>256224987he’s an extremely based poster
>>256224996would be strange to interpret this as just handholding
>>256223725I didn't have the oportunity to play Zilean solo lane. Also, i'm ultra bad with other role that isn't support except for Garen and Poppy in top.
>>256224987depends on how much league girls softcore porn he posts
>>256221723>kpop exclusively liked by bug people >metal that does not have a guaranteed fanbaseThat's why pentakill got 2 albums and KDA only gets one song. People listen to KDA once and forget, people keep the pentakill album
>>256224987I'm a straight up newfag.
Fucking give me those Swain buffs.
memelord who wants to play morg mid herewhat's best way to do sopic unrelated
>>256224895Because it's MF and they can sell it? It still was her default skin if you played her in the event.
>>256224772if you dont see them steal your buff, what are you going to do about it? Youll go to your buff like nothing happened and BAM. missing it. meanwhile I have 3 buff camps worth exp
that rope... I wonder could my neck withstand the pressure...
>>256224531Try again idiot
>>256216713is there any art of what she looked like before hand?
Whata better to have /lolg/ silver 1 with 100 games and a 56% winrate or gold 4 800 games 46% winrate this is to settle a debate
>>256225272>I wonder could my neck withstand the pressure...i wonder the same thing about ur mom's ass lol
I want Darius to sit on my face!
>>256225270Stay mad, cunt
>>256224772You do it when you’re playing an AD jungler on red side and you don’t want to make your toplaner leash because usually lanes that leash need ganks. Also if you cuck them out of their red buff it will fuck their pathing, also you just do it if you have a strong level one. Alternatively, you just do it because level 1 brawls are both Fun and Chad To Do.
is Nunu jungle a pro pick?
>>256225006But my blue is top lane lmao how does being top protect bot? It just forces me to go bot instead.>>256224923As a jg main I've never been set back by some retard alternating my jg with me like a retard. Actually I've gotten more jglers killed by going to my jgle and pinging them or just killing them myself. If you're not leaving camps half done and clearing your own jg or taking all of their jg, you're doing nothing.A jg main knows every possible pathing they can take for optimal exp. That nonsense only works on some auto fill fuck.
>>256225252yea but for GP you could actually get his captain skin for free before riot put a price on itwhy couldn't they do that with mf if they were already planning on making it her default skin?
>>256225124That's her not updated lore. From when Janna was legit a prostitute and Nidalee got cheated on. That's not the case anymore since Riot want her to go full on bad bitch captain who don't need no man. Just read her new Lore, like the Bilgewater or Harrowing events.
>>256225141>not because of the time since release
>>256225504Yes, its top tier.
>>256225504He's a sjw pedo sluuuuuuuut pick
>>256225562The nature of kpop is having 1-2 hits per album or ep. Riot can't compete with SM every season.
>>256225552Because people always buy MF events.
>>256225270Not true but whatever helps you sleep at night
>>256225554The Janna and Nid thing was from JoJ days but that excerpt is from her Bounty Hunter thing, which looks like her default bio on Universehttps://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/champion/missfortune/
>morde ult doesnt increase range or stats stolen with rank, only 10 seconds lower cd>w shield increase is so negligible you may as well not rank it at all
>>256225552Because GP got the rework and captain was his redone old base skin
>>256225272lets hope it doesnt
>Sylas>Ezreal>Garen>GalioWho will win the Luxbowl?
>>256225963>GalioLeave my boy out of this. He did nothing wrong
>>256225963Jarvan, they will be King and Queen of Demacia.
La cuerda nooooo, donde está mi soya necesito más estrógenos.
>>256209772lolgays is karma support worth picking up I feel like there's something more to her than her negative winrate
>>256225963nobody because Lux is a bipolar retard
I love tarzaned because the muh anti-flame lol culture is shit.Its one of the things i prefer in dota, i can flame all the fuck i want.Shame literally only spaniards and russians play it.
>>256225963In the universes that matter Ezreal already did
>>256225823Touche then, but I still think that must hace been a leftover from the old lore because the turn her characterization took was to turn her away from the flirty MF.Also she supposedly has a more or less serious thing going with her first mate as of the Harrowing event.
>>256226119>champ has a sub 50 win rate across billions of players of varying skill>this means anything about individual success with a championWhy are the people on this board braindead
>>256226124>statueHow can other men even compete?
I'm trying to learn top but then I get these faggots playing off-meta annoying shit like teemo or heimer ruining my fun.what a shit role.
Morde is broken AF. Played 3 games on him and carried the shit out of those matches.
>>256225907but the captain skin perfectly fits her current lore so it's basically a visual updatethey could've made the current default skin the traditional skin like they did it with sejuani and trundle and make her captain skin the default one
Karma got buffed, she is good again. But, like every other enchanter slut, she is currently outclassed by Lux as a lane bully, outclassed by Janna as a shieldslut and outclassed by Sona in scaling.
>>256226119>playing support>playing Karma as support?
>>256226264>I don't know how statistics work
>>256220225no im just queueing up as eve jungle to gank the shit out of them
>>256226279>ranged>offmetaYou are in for a world of hurt
>>256226389I'm a jungle main and I just want another support to pick whenever I get autofilled because I literally only play janna
>>256226389Karma is a support.
>>256226298>3 games is a big enough sample size to make judgements
>>256226218No one seems to really be able to handle it I listen to tarzaned too but holy he really cant take shit back makes me wonder if some of these people would even play if they werent good
I got 1350 BEWhich can I carry harder with in gold, on hit/ad twisted fate or morde?
>>256226438im playing tahm kench because a fren told me he was easy and good to learn top.
>>256226653>tf in low elolol>mordelol
>>256226373>>256226536>>256226590Playing Karma as a support is retarded. But I wouldn't expect anyone to understand that she one shots squishies with 1 AP item.
>>256226749get banned faggot, I'm doing nofap
>>256218368I read the lore. She's not a good person, and is thus unattractive.
Isn't Shaco getting updated?
>>256226749>>256226570>>256226394>cow titsi hate this world.just make normal moderated firm tits. those are the sexiest
Why aren't you playing Garen?He's really good right now.
>>256226817DUDE AOE SLOW WHEN YOU ULT LMAO
>>256226653Watch dopa vids on TF and learn from that you can carry harder with TF if you're actually good and use your ult properly, morde is probably going to be pick/ban for a bit so id reccomend TF
>>256225963Galio is for Aatrox
>>256226743I meant to say as a smurf
>>256226721>learn top>tahmHe shouldnt even be there to tell you the truth.Anyway, this game meleexranged balance is fucking shit seriously.Melee will always be shited on by rangeds if they know what they are doing(which is why i think they are mobility creeping the game) tough i'd rather ranged did less damage than melees to balance the fact that melee carries have to to in the enemy faces to beat them up
>>256226542It's only cringe if you self insert as the cuck. Otherwise it's alpha.
>>256226916is Aatrox the most blatant devilman rip off in existence?then again, we are talking about riot games...
>>256226961>self insertTriple cringe
>check champion update schedule>morde still on the list>panth still not on the list
>>256226763Its not that retarded, I play Karma mid all the time, take her top too, but shes a good support too you have a million options
>>256226940>Melee will always be shited on by rangeds if they know what they are doing(which is why i think they are mobility creeping the game)This is something nostalgia fags can't remember, the nosedive the game took when people learned how to do attack move efficintly.
>>256227031janna not lux
>>256226843>not loving breasts regardless of their size (or the lack of them, flat girls are hot too)Okay this is going to be yikes from me
>>256227052Only onionsboys cringe. Man the fuck up, anon.
>>256226940ranged champs do less damage than melees, why do you think irelia can casually pentakill if given the chance
>she doesn't have a skin in 2k19
>>256227060>play her support>have to maneuver around minions and get less gold>play her mid >rightfully shit out damageThe only thing "support" about Karma is her abysmal shield that needs massive AP to work, unlike Lux who's technically not a support but gets one of the strongest aoe shields in the game.Karmas Q at level 2 and R clears an entire way of minions."support"
>>256227136garen trying to fuck the magic out of lux would make for a good doujin
>>256227159I'm so lonely man, really wish I could bang a girl I loved.I was thinking about losing my virginity to an escort but I think I will feel dirty after the fact.
>>256227236LEAKED concept art of a new legendary Lulu skin
>>256227314get a haircut, buy some nice clothes, call up your boys and ask if they want to go barhopping tonight.It's that easy, anon
>>256227314sex with a whore is not much better than masturbationemotional attachment is KEY for a good sexual encounter
>>256227179Do they? It certainly doesnt look so.Also, irelia is one of the mobility creeped champions so she has a dash, a AOE stun and a AOE slow+disarm. So she is an effective counter to adcs.But then we have shit like vayne who has self-peel, a steroids-minidash and ofc invisibility.Also, usually unless fed as fuck irelia needs the stacks, while vayne can Q crit you for almost all of your HP.
>Favorite skin>Favorite skinline>Skin you regret buying>Skin you wish existedGo.
Next new champ is guaranteed to be a cute yordle(female) cap this
>>256226592It kinda is.
New skins (aka: paid VUs) coming for Demacia champs later this year. Mark my words.
>>256227314Same>>256227386>call up your boys I don't have any boys and every time i tried to go alone to some social gathering it was soul crushing
>>256227441she doesn't have a disarm anymore
Who would she main?
>>256224960this should be the point of 6300 BE champsto gate shitters>>256225239my inner memelord says run predator and terrorize their botlane
>Steals your ult and your waifuIs he /ourguy/?
>>256227656obligatory uncreative nautilus (you)
>>256227491Beekeeper singedDark starProject yasuoGalaxy slayer mordekaiser
>>256227240Im not saying shes optimal but shes not that much of a troll pick, her income is fine if you actually know how to harass and move around minions isnt that hard especially if you dont just play waveclear champs, shes way better in mid or top obv but for some guy asking for karma supp i say go ahead i doubt hes going to be doing this is diamond games
>adc constantly positioning poorly>try to save them, but I end up dying>"wow, shit support"okay retard, no more hand holding, go kill yourself next time
>>256227491cosmic reaver kassadincosmiccowgirl miss fortunetraditional kayle
>>256227578Oh, so these are the nerfs i saw some people talking about, i tought it was merely numbers nerfs.She still has the stun that allows her to burst anyone down with stacks tough.
>>256227554FUCK DemaciaNoxus skins when
>>256227491>>Favorite skinCelestine Soraka>>Favorite skinlineStar Guardian>>Skin you regret buyingNone?>>Skin you wish existedGalaxy Slayer Bard>>256227725Pyke since it's basically Nautilus but not boring.>>256227998It's disappointing that RIot stopped the Traditional skins.
>>256216472Lel, have you seen that passive in action? It's completely bonkers with a liandry and it's aoe too.
>>256226226literally the sex toy of jayce and kat
why are they adding this bit where Garen wants his friend to marry his sisterit will lead to absolutely nothing
>>256228104It's literally just an aoe damage dealing ability. Reduce the numbers and it's whatever.
>>256216040that passive is fucking bonkers
>when you one shot the adc with rework Morde and they hit you with the "wow thats fair" in all chat
>>256227780>>256228098Why do you guys like Galaxy Slayer so much?
man tryndamere is such a fucking braindead champion.No wonders there are so many trynda mains in this general.
>>256227346this looks purple
>>256227491>FavWarring Kingdoms Jarvan>Skinlinedont have one>regretSuper Galaxy Rumble. The entire skinline is so close yet so far. >wishmore warring kingdoms skins like Jarvan and Xin Zhao where you can sorta tell which dynasty warrior they're based on
>>256227346>comes with t2d and cvdwhy are americans so disgusting?
>>256227793https://euw.op.gg/summoner/userName=DarkPoneyNot a supp abuser either, you're just garbage kid I take her supp in diamond all the time
>>256216947Nothing is stopping you from seeing a private doctor retard, also>I would rather see my fellow countrymen not get medical care than wait for a doctor to be freeYou sound like a great citizen to me.
>>256228307>adctards letting a mord within a mile of themsasuga>>256228332is this butthurt?
>>256228454>right click>spam e>throw ult when lowwhat an easy as fuck champion. That I, a fucking nobody can pick him up out of spite and get out of gold just spamming him, is something that shouldn't happen.Yeah I was butthurt over some faggot maining trynda telling me im trash when I was playing mechanically hard champs and he was playing a room temp IQ champ. I picked him up, and in a week got out of gold and keep going up.
When is this faggot getting gutted?>mobility>damage >survivabilityAnd people say zeds kit is overloaded
>>256228398What did you just link me?
>>256227491>FavGod King Darius>Fav lineHigh Noon is really cool, a lot of the arcade skins are good>regretDragon Master Swain, the concept is cool but the implementation is awkward, especially the way he tposes with his wings when he ults>Wishlegendary Arcade Zoe might be cool
>>256228396This is how a man in ancap world would look like
>>256227491ba ezrealbaI only buy skins I'm 100% sure I likeba ezreal was almost everything I could ever hope for so... maybe legendary/ultimate skin that through references can imply that some skinlines are in the same au, like project pulsfire, steel legion and galaxy for example
Qiyana seems like a gigantic cuntnice that we will get to kill her
>>256228147Ezreal or Lux? Or both?
Would it be completely busted to let Swain get some mana back from Souls as well? His early game is so so dogshit.
>>256228312It's a nice skin style.>>256228617Didn't they just nerf him a bunch like yesterday?>>256228862I think Swain needs buffs in general.
Man fuck top lane, every time I try to play that god-forsaken lane I end up tilted as fuck.How do you do it top mains?
>>256228595>get to goldSo what?Its gold you fucking nigger, you could climb to plat with fucking anyone, even the worst champions.I am not even a trynda main, i actually never pick him on ranked, usually i do it when i want a win since people somehow unlearned to fight against him, in S5 i rarely saw people complaining about him since you ignite is his worst counter.
>>256228242it does health percentage damage and keep proccing liandry for at least 5 seconds because yes, you can refresh the duration, this shit is stupid as hell.
>>256229028It is a degenerate lane for the 1v1 me fgt crowd. Also hardest lane to carry the game from imo.
Having god-tier thighs as the design's only redeeming quality is a good thing or a bad thing? Can't decide
>>256229120Which lane is the easiest to carry the game from in your opinion?
hello /lolg/ I just played agaisnt a mordekaiser who built full tank, I was red Kayn with Visage.Can someone explain to me why he still did the most damage in the game? Why the fuck was he allowed to solo my red kayn with just a sunfire+ninja tabi when I had jg item, cleaver and visage?What the fuck? I looked at the death recap and he fucking dealt 1k damage on me with just the passive em 600 with the Q.What is this shit
>>256229028>>256229120I once got filled and was against a TryndamereTheir jungler ganked me once and my lane was over because he kept freezing the lane and i couldnt do anything about it. Such a shitlane
>>256227491>>Favorite skinElderwood Hecarim>>Favorite skinlineWinter ones>>Skin you regret buyingmaybe Fish Aatrox, bad with the rework>>Skin you wish existedsomething new for Bard
>>256228971The "nerf" did nothing except make him more obnoxious. His shield is better now, and healing are better now, he can gain back almost his entire bar now with one cast of the heal.
>>256229213his passive does flat+max hp+liandry shred. so when madness start ramping up he melts anything
>>256229207Playing a roaming mid or jungle is probably the best bet for most players.
>>256229213his passive deals % max health damage and his E gives him 25% magic pen i think
>>256229346What is even the counterplay to that if you're melee? Just take the dick?
>>256229028Top lane is the ultimate lane to expose bad mental. So many tops slide into oblivion if they start losing. If you're losing rice up and play safe and contribute where you can. There's no better role to teach you how to play from behind than top. If you're weak willed and ready to throw games in the wind because you lost your lane find another lane.
>>256226592another broken as shit release
>>256229265>Elderwood HecarimMy man of impeccable taste. Wanna pick up Heca just for that juicy as fuck Elderwood skin.
>>256229247Yeah Top lane is the fucking shittiest lane, no wonder only degenerates want to play it.If you get killed once pray to god your jungler is actually kindhearted because most junglers forget about top unless its a free kill for some fucking reason. And it all ends up you hugging tower and waiting for the innebitable towerdive that has 0 risk because enemy has abilities that make towerdiving a joke (ie. Tryndamer ultimate.)
who's the strongest void champion lore wise
>>256229412counter play is dont get ult'd trash game
>>256229526Vel'koz. He's of a higher caste than the others.
>>256229526kassadin or malzahar
>>256228971>I think Swain needs buffs in general.His ult is thankfully FINALLY getting reworked. I pray to God they also take a numbers pass on him at the same time, but since they are buffing his items as well soon, they'll probably hold off on more buffs for Swain for fear of overbuffing him.
>>256228567That really is the mark of the subhuman isn't it?
>>256229028I win my lane then either dominate and carry or win my lane and at the defeat screen look at my KDA and realize that every fight we got into, I was a huge contributor of us even standing a chance. Pat myself on the back then move on to the next one.
>>256227491Redeemed RivenInfernal skins are usually goodI R O N S C A L E S H Y V A N ABloodmoon Shaco
>>256229415>play safebe honest here, when was the last time you did die and the game didn't snowball thanks to lack of your jungler pressence and the shit ton of ganks you received?When I'm filled top and I get killed I forget about top lane at all, I'm not dealing with faggot team not wanting to shutdown and incoming snowball because they are retarded.Letting the enemy toplane take t1 and t2 towers is the only way to wake up your team and force them to help you top, and if you cut your bleeding to just 1-3 kills its still possible to manage it.
>Almost 2020 with a sequel coming out soon>Cassiopeia STILL doesn't have a good skin
>>256229526Vel'Koz because of all the knowledge. But for sheer brute force it could be Cho or Kha.
>Yuumi is still broken>people barely ban herWOWDo i really have to ban Yuumi as a toplaner and get raped by Tahm?You worthless fucking niggers on botlane
>>256229779who is this semen demon?
>>256229779Quawhatever is on her way anon
>>256229643Can kass take out malz or cho?
>>256229732Weak mental like that will cost you games
>>256229779I like Jade Fang. Death blossom Cass would be nice. Eternum is ugly as hell.
>>256229213He ended up doing the most damage because you and the people that you play with are low ELO trash, and instead of just kiting him to death you stood in his damage the entire game.
>>256229798chogath is like x100 bigger than khazix so I doubt it
>>256229850Top Kench getting a kick in the teeth soon.
>>256229890Yeah screw you if I'm dealing with a 3/0 top laner and a permagaking jungler.I'll just go bot, try to get kills and wait for towers to fall.
>>256229779Siren is alright
>>256227441If you want top pretend they don't that's fine I guess but even a basic logical look at their base AD's and abilty damages should tell you how it really is
>>256229412I dunno dude what's the counterplay for camille's r?
>>256229976Just delete both him and Yuumiworthless nigger champions with broken by design kits
>>256229028the trick is losing hope and expect nothing the very moment you load in
>>256229415Go back to Smash Bros
>>256229694I wish his soul shared mechanic had more interaction with his kit outside of just boosting his ult and healing him. Like the ability to spend some to boost Q damage or E range or something.>>256229850You can ban either of them, it's not up to your team to ban all of your counters.
Who's are year's star guardians?Riven seems likely as she gets a skin basically every year and her time should be coming up
>tfw have to wait half a year till morde is considered bad and forgotten again
>>256230014A LITERAL RECOLOR
>>256230147Hoping riot hotfixes some dmg nerfs, maybe gut him next patch, and then slowly give him q buffs so people forget.
>>256227491Bloodstone LissandraDark starDivine sword IreliaDark star/Cosmic Liss
>>256230067Just walk away from the second kick bro>>256230151It's still the only one that doesn't make her look worse than the base version
>>256230139>all of your countersyou worthless silver dogfucker dykeare you one of those retarded faggots that doesn't ban yuumi then we get raped by the enemy team because that cat is fucking retardedly broken?go drown in a river you stinky yeast factory
>>256230058I mean that ADCs WILL put out more damage since they are rangeds, a good adc will keep their distance and kite.How the fuck do you expect someone aside from trynda ofc from competing with it?
>>256230285Ayy relax brother
>>256230295that's only because they can build glass cannon and not be obliterated by cchave you seen the kind of damage a full build crit yi outputs?
>>256230145star guardian urgot X fuckin D
>>256230145Riven because moneyLegendary goes to SonaTaliyah so they can tell Reddit to shut up for the next 8 yearsRakan/Xayah maybeObligatory Taric
>enemy Lux/Sivir botlane 3 games in a rowAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>256230464fuck that where is my dark star
>>256229028You play to get ahead. Nothing else. Play aggresive. Go for kills. 1v1 the enemy as often as you can when you know you won't get ganked. Go for the outplay.It's a fucking worthless lane to go even in. You pay to win lane or don't play top at all.
I fucking suck at landing Nami's QIt feels janky as fuckHow slow is the projectile exactly? I never have any problem hitting Morgana's Q, even at longer ranges, but I can't for the life of me stun anybody with Nami
>>256230139Swains kit is pretty flawed on a fundamental lvl.
>>256229526Kog is the cutest and can weaponize his cute
>>256230295That's because they have better damage application and can poke and attack for longer periods of time with their range not because they "do more damage"
>mfw coming back after season 3WHY THE FUCK EVERYTHING DIFFERENT
Man playing GP against mord "mains" is so fucking funny.>get transported to death realm>eat orange>walk awayamazing.
>>256230541just use E first dummy
>>256230145There's no way Zoe doesn't get one. Leblanc would be pretty cool too but I doubt it.
>The crystal scar is weepingDid he know rito was going to gut Dominion out forever?
>>256230557I want to make him my personal tenga
Morgana Star Guardian please.
I want Qiyana to step on my face!
>>256230480>Lux supports in every fucking game
>>256230620so is GP's oranges basically the most powerful magical artifact in the world?
>>256213946We want the 4tnite crowd
>>256230892Egirls rise up
>>256217271>Pseudo-intellectual seething that he got exposed
>>256213946Riot has to rush out a new Kai'sa skin every month
>Add league slut I found in soj>Religiously buy her nude videos of her moaning my name while touching herself>Play league with her from time to time>buy her used panties>Sweet talked me into buying her 100 dollars of RP so she can get the tokens needed to buy prestige lux.>I fucking do it.Tell me whatever you want but the videos were worth it, but I just got scammed, 100 dollars for absolutely nothing back.I just cucked myself bros
>>256227491Championship AsheBlood MoonHmm none but I don't really like Project Vayne K/DA or SG Varus
*ahem*FUCK NAFUCK KRFUCK CHINAFUCK DOUBLELIFTFUCK FAKERFUCK UZIFUCK PHREAK
Just Reached Level 40, who do I disenchant to that I can play ranked, I currently own 12 champs and have 20 champ shards
Ok bros, its been a week since I fucking got to EU (parents now work here), I just went from gold to diamond.
>>256231129you should have asked for more videos before you sent the money, anon. you can't trust ethots
>>256231129i really hope this is just bait for (yous), no one can be this pathetic.
>>256231285disenchant all the expensive onescraft all the cheap ones
>>256217298MCD is only bad if you're a lard ass genetic dead end.
>>256229028Top lane is cuck laneLowest impact on the gameIs actually more reliant on a jungler than any other laneMuch lower roam potential than any other laneLower relevancy at any stage of the game than LITERALLY every other roleInstead of being a skillful matchup it boils down to "who picks the most broken shit and the loser has to beg for jungler's cock or sit under the tower"
>>256220502How is heterosexual sex unusual
>>256231876it is in 2019
>>256211997>ori in queen of heartsSUPERIOR ROBOTICSno but seriously when are we getting any lore on best girl ori?
>>256220903>>256221304Still cost effective
>>256231939Shut up /pol/tard >>256231876Princess fucking a prisoner is unusual
>>256231129post videos here for revenge my guy, what are you talking about? Get as much as you can from her and fucking revenge porn that shit. and of course shame her by posting her ign too
>>256229207There are more jungle mains in challenger then any other role, followed by ADC mains.
>>256211745same with me, I got 250 out of the blue. Maybe they we're refunding them because the mission didn't work properly for few days
>>256229412The same as when you play against Darius.Dont engage in long-trades. Disengage and let his stacks wear off.
>>256230145RivenSome dudeSome cakeSome loliSome champ that hasn't had a skin in a while
>>256211745>>256232959actually, it's this:
guys can you post cute lols with big tiddies I need my anime girl dose
>refused to touch xayah because she was the dedicated gurl streamer champion>she's actually pretty fucking fun
>>256234421No, that's Lux.
>>256234421No, that's trynda
>coop vs ai players >normal players >aram players>ranked players
>>256227491Noxus poppy / goth annieThe RPG-esque lines, pic relatedI literally have not purchased a single skin with RPDeep space illaoi