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First for musky talonjobs!
>On that note since service is actually your bitch and there are frequently too many botanists you can always just reassign them as you see fit (though this can have IC repercussions).And also rule 0 reprucusions as you get banned from hop for being a shitter You don't get to just demote people for ''being your bitch'' when they are doing their job fine. You don't get to just assign people to what you want. That's literally what assistants are for. You only change peoples jobs with actual justification. ''I counted too many green dudes'' is not justification.
Second for readd Meta.
>>256099182you can reassign people within your department as you see fit, fuck off
>>256099241T. soon to be banned shitterIf they are doing their job well, you can't. You don't get to go to a guy irl ''hey I know you are a car mechanic but go do computing'' and you can't here too
To that anon in the threadNo, window flashing doesn't do anything yet but what it'll do is make the game window flash orange when you're not having it opened (AKA when you're alt-tabbed). I'm gonna work on it sooner or later so that midround roles and bwoinks will make the window flash orange, window flashing will have toggles between off, friendly roles only (like posibrain and borer), antag roles only, and all rolesBut right now it just does nothing
does pomf have an steam account
>>256099342your posts are causing mass extinction of brain cells in those around youkill yourself before you make us as stupid as you are
Your title means nothingYou want to be MY captainEarn it
When will the say window be fixed? It's a pain in the ass currently.
>>256101282fix it yourself brainlet. not sure what you want fixed though.. the fact they take like 15 crowbar swings, yet 3 kicks from a shard, yet windoors take 11 kicked shards and 8 crowbar hits, for some reason
>low pop round>admin fuckery ensues>maint peaches spawn everywhere, special delivery from centcom>everyone who eats them gets a disease, loss of coordination, coughing, brain traumas and damage, and you talk like a monkey randomly>cure is bananas, basically Jungle Fever 2.0>be botanist, save the day for about half of the crew, the other half fuck off into maint or disconnect>admin asks for volunteers, do so and become traitor>objectives: kill, kill, steal the cap's gun, escape>admin changes kill objectives to hoarding peaches and taking them onto the shuttle because literally only 6 people still connected>trade TCs for bag of holding because no materials to make them>take 30 cans of peaches with me, grab the cap's gun and the curator's book for good measure, gun down a few braindead on my way out>after round ends, admin says I did them proud>OOC is literally just the cook complaining about how I let their food plants die while traitoring
>>256101384>admin busses so hard he has to compliment the one dude still connected to not come off as a jerkamusing, i dc'd btw
>256101340this must be some kind of advanced bait
>>256101340I'm talking about the say verb window, not in game windows.
>>256101463With how low pop the server got and the fact that the actual traitor died 10 seconds in, either the admin busses or we would have had 4 hours of autism forting before being forced to evac
>>256101650>we would have had 4 hours of autism fortingGood
>>256101703Autism forting on meta with so few people feels so desolate though. Literally the only people I saw from botany were the chef and the half dozen assholes who broke in lookiung for bananas while they were growing. At least on something like donut you could make a case for single people running entire departmentsPlus I was planning on leaving combustible lemons through the station and letting the greytide figure things out, so it wouldn't have mattered either way
Give me knowledge on how to build an oxygen SME
>>256100541Give it an outline
I am going to design a map that is the exact polar opposite of Deff.
>>256102879slap oxygen canister in the path of the emitters in the chamberscrub everything but oxygenemitter bursts the canister???shard is now orange
>>256102879Scrub everything but oxygen from the chamber.Glad I could help
how do I get guns? just in general.
>>256104731walk into the armory
>>256104731Crack open weapon crates from cargo, raid the armory, go to the satellite and kill russians, get lucky with space vaults.
>>256102879Bonus points for building a two-part cooling loop with a larger ser of HE pipes connected by a digital valve to keep the shard in a perfect temperature
>>256104731Easiest way to steal an egun is if there is no HOP you can setup and hide an emitter someone near his office in maint, hack in the door, take the locker and bust it open. Also gives you an SPS so you can track secs movements, sunglasses too.
>>256104731if you are not cargo, security, or science, non-stolen guns are either extremely difficult or extremely limited to acquirethis is the kernel of truth behind the gunlusting that leads to ablinoism
>>256104731make a blunderbuss, cook a clay pot in microwave, add clay pot to blunderbusseasy for any job to make, very deadly2 hits crit any unarmored human, shit against armored opponents
Remove guns from science.Cargo gun crates alert whenever broken into.There, fixed the albinos.
>>256105756The security fears the ablino
>>256107678Cargo doesnt need that, because sec is always in cargos shit, and often raid em. Science never gets raided for guns and shit
>>256107765Have you ever seen Luna Love? Always full ablino.
>>256108063Oh it is him>Was gonna give him RoR2>He already has itSad times.
>>256108063youve given fuel to the resident banned autist to shitpost directly to pomf now
>>256108195it's okay>>256108157i appreciate the thought, anon
Anyone got the stats for last round? I didn't catch the antag list.
>>256108250pomf please readd metasome retard removed it because he thought it was crashing the server when literally every server in the game was crashing due to a BYOND problem
Who is the most incredibly based static and why is it Roman?
>Everyone getting mad at janitor>Me, antag, ready to pounce on anyone who attacks him, as he's being a better clown than the clown>No one doesI used to do that to people who jumped on clown but our clowns never do anything now
>>256108980Unironically probably Jack Dale at the moment, being basically the only guy playing any head that actually matters (hos, cap) despite the lack of people to actually command and generally being pretty fair in his IC interactions. Shame about the waifufagging though
>>256109019No, I was the HoP
>>256100541I preferred it when it was just a hermit crab in a toolbox
I don't like TEEGEE cookie clicker science but they have an interesting protolathe system. Basically every department got it's own protolathe that can print stuff useful to their job like guns for security, power cells for engineering, surgery tools for medbay etc. and science alone can't print everything anymore.+>no more ablino powergay science>you're not fucked if science refuses to print shit for you>no running over to science if you need shit->people may not do RnD now because they can't get powergay shit>research levels would need to get reworked>not every department might get minerals from mining (maybe make the protolathes share minerals)>might have to add more shit for the different departments
>>256109106>tases the atmos traitor>doesnt have any cuffs>doesnt even search themyeah, im thinking hes based
>>256107802Fair enough. There is not a single reason that RnD should be able to print guns. People get angry that a black market could sell guns to greytides yet don't bat an eye when a scientist prints fifty different kinds of laser guns."Illegal" research btw
>>256109172while you are alive up the population needed for roid its fuckhueg
>>256109331>People get angry that a black market could sell guns to greytides yet don't bat an eye when a scientist prints fifty different kinds of laser guns.thisI responded to some post a few weeks ago, you know, your usual post about powergaming assistants. Turns out the same guy criticizing said assistants himself defended the act of printing & forcing open assault rifle boxes for yourself as science as a “doing your job” activity. I respect gunlusting because guns are based as fuck but that right there was some cognitive dissonance from science
Why the heck are laser guns so deadly in this game?IRL they need a bit to start doing damage as they ablate the surface layers off
>>256109398what do you think it should be? It's set to 20 players minimum atm.
>>256109609Because they're sci-fi lasers.
>>256109609something needs to defeat armor because its broken as fuck
>>256109527People have complained about sci for years. Don't use an almost universally agreed overpowered department and go ''yea, this is cool, make everyone like that''On top of that the black market is essentially just cargo minus interacting with others beyond griefing by stealing organs. It turns all interactions into bad ones then followed by getting lethals in a maint from a magic device.Awful idea, fuck the retard who came up with it, just add more neat shit to cargo
>>25610963020 is perfectly finepacked's higher bound should be higher, I want to see the chaos of highpop packed for once
>>256109767an admin can force packed if they really want
>>256109815what's even the command for that, I never figured that or map switching out in private
>>256109865have to edit the map vote winner.
>>256109764He said he removed the organ harvesting, but I just used that as an example. My point is that RnD gets a free pass when it comes to pointless powercreep. I don't see why they get to print guns anyway, what's the purpose? I haven't seen security ask for any once.Also, is it me or does the laser rifle sprite update after firing it once
>>256109902thanks pomfles have a pomfcoin
>>256109764It’s less of a pro-black market post and more of a “i understand jobbies complaining about assistants but not gunscientists complaining about assistants” post the baseline level of content proposed for that black market pr is genuinely some TG lavaland stuff which intimidates me on the basis that it got at least some support & that TG is starting to get some influence on our codebase
>>256110978based, but bluepilled
>>256111143What kind of lavaland stuff
>>256109976It's simple fuckwit, sometimes you need a fuckload of guns to throw at a problem.It is useful in many different scenarios, and if cargo is inadequate at gun procurement/understaffed and guns are necessary in large amounts, or if sec armory got busted up somehow.There have been loads of situations where I was wishing that sci had done gun research.
>>256111315healing potions (or i guess lesser healing potions?), portal guns, & tron bikes is all adminbus tier without a doubt & very evocative of the lavaland “philosophy” from the posts ive seen on here about it
>>256111143I like the black market thing, as long as too overpowered stuff aren't added, but to be fair there's already a lot of overpowered stuff that is relatively easy to get, including vaults and the numerous ways to cheat them (the vault that spawns a melee weapon that is stronger than an e-sword is bugged so that the real one spawns on top of a fake one instead of replacing the fake one, and it also shows below the altar when right-clicked)Comparing black market to Lavaland is an exaggeration because it's nowhere near as bad and powercreeped as Lavaland isPowercreep is alright as long as everyone has a share of the pie and not some exclusive cool kids club that is also shielded from any and all changes by codersI don't dig SPS beeping though, just more arrestvalids
>>256111568Sometimes, that problem makes for an organic round where you have to think beyond el ablino desires. There's a LOT of makeshift weapons. Use them.
How do I break into secure crates? Is it surgical drill?
>>256104670>>256104676>>256104852That's all? Well thanks.
>>256111143the black market pr itself is literally just having the framework exist though
>>256111671Shooting it, you can also use an emitter, or you can drill it with a mech, if you're ballsy enough you can use explosives but I can't recall secure crates are susceptible to weak explosives, so you'd need an explosion that depressurizes your department
What was the deleted post?
>>256109331personally my reason for disliking black market is not "reee greyshit!!!" but rather how ALL of the items proposed for the black market are retarded supernatural or adminbus-tier stuffit makes zero sense from a thematical standpoint, literally not one of the items in there are shady illegal stuff that would fit a black market, and that also raises the issue that if this is outlandish, but harmless stuff, why the fuck would it be illegal? the guy coding it fully expects sec to instantly valid you because you welded at able and purchased a portal gun, which is a retarded sentence from start to finishjust scrap the blackmarket shit and add those items to xenoarch, cargo, or tr*ders instead. it fails thematically, it fails illegally, and even if it worked, it seems to be against the general idea of the game that New Method Of Getting Shit #7 works with zero player-to-player interaction
>>256111678I'm for the idea if good items are on it. I think get to vote on what items will be on it, so that's nice, but there needs to be actual item ideas. I don't mind some stuff like tron bikes but there does need to be less gimmicky stuff as wellI don't mind the idea of low power weapons on it.
>>256111671Are you talking the crates you find on the roid or locked ones from Cargo?
>>256111662Yes, there are, but not all of them can actually solve the fucking problem, like say, a traitor that bought the zombie vial, or an alien, or a multitiude of other things that are there on the station.Makeshift weapons are a stopgap measure until someone from another department saves the day by either raiding another department, or putting together some maguffin that saves the day.Makeshift weapons are hardly a substitute for real ones, and in many situations, the station is absolutely damned if they don't have guns or mechs.Clock cult, aliens, and zombies to name a few.
>>256111625>Comparing black market to Lavaland is an exaggeration because it's nowhere near as bad and powercreeped as Lavaland isYET.Lavaland wasn't as powercreepy at the start either. Black market is getting dangerously close to lavaland-tier in just one patch.
>>256111843Just use the archive, dude
>>256111980>in just one patchTHE SUGGESTIONS ARE JUST DUMB SUGGESTIONS AND NOT ACTUALLY IN THE CODE.THE BLACK MARKET PR IS JUST THE FRAMEWORK.OTHER PRS WILL BE NEEDED TO ACTUALLY ADD SHIT AND YOU CAN BITCH THEN.
>>256111980You realize the more players that learn of the black market, the more pervasive any items that are sold there will be?Look at how many people rush insulated gloves at round start.That's going to happen with the black market.
>>256111884the guy changed the black market's level of contraband to warrant a 5 minute sentence, which i think suits better. as for a silent shuffler method of getting stuff, he claimed that sps beeps and having to steal, sell, or work together to earn enough cash for items would mean interaction. im not too sure about that but i dont think you can really force anybody to talk with other people. on the other hand, this would give me a good motivation to earn cash and open up a shop.>>256111980i dont get this argument. you could add lavaland tier stuff to xenoarch or any other system, the reason why it isn't there is because we express disgust on the PRs and aren't afraid to call someone a dumb faggot for having a poor opinion>>256112167calm down glass
>>256111968Then if you can't solve the problem with makeshift weapons, the armoury weapons are gone, and cargo has been removed, then maybe you should just concede that the antagonists have done a good job that round and call the shuttle. Not everything needs to be solvable by you playing Contra with 6 eguns in your bag of holding.
>>256111980If everything is powercreeped then nothing really is :)
>>256112237I don't know how many times people need to be told that the PR going through doesn't mean we're going to have a fully functional black market chock full of meme items.If it's greenlit it won't even be fucking accessible yet. I just want people to fucking READ and it makes me mad.
>>256112220I'm not sure that's the black market's fault more than it is powergamers. The money limiting factor I think will make it less rushable, though, at least after everybody stops spamming it after it gets released.
>>256112375Because even the framework is retarded. These capabilities belong in the hands of cargo and the tr*ders, where there are player interactions in the game.
redpill me on player interactions
>>256112167kinda see it as foot in the door negotiations“i do not think there are good suggestions for what will occupy this new vacant office space and the stuff ive heard informally spitballed by the architect give me pause to approve it” is validits also valid because its 10x harder to get something removed here than it is to get it approved which incentivizes said hyper-scrutiny
>>256112539Hell is other people
>>256112539A buzzword that people throw around when departments become self-sufficient in any regard
>>256111568>sec can get guns>yeah but sec can't get guns GOOD so we need to add unlimited guns to cargo!>>sec and cargo can get guns>yeah but sec and cargo can't get guns GOOD so we need to add unlimited guns to the protolathe!>>sec cargo and science can get guns>yeah but sec cargo and science can't get guns GOOD so we need to add makeshift guns!>>sec cargo science and crafting can get guns>yeah but sec cargo science and crafting can't get guns GOOD so we need to add easily obtainable matebas to the tcomms sat and fill space with syndie armories and other cheesable vaults!>>sec cargo science crafting and tcommsat can get guns>yeah but cargo science crafting and tcommsat can't get guns GOOD so we need to add silentshuffle guns to the black market!>>sec cargo science crafting tcommsat and black market can get guns>yeah but cargo science crafting tcommsat and black market can't get guns GOOD so we need to grow guns in botany and...when does it stopwhat's the endgamethat last made up example already exists in TG. it will unironically be our next gun powercreep one day. don't say I didn't warn you.
>>256112482>Cargo>Orders glubs crate>Is it here yet?>Yeah>*Goes to get crate, opens, passes glubs*>Thanks>No problemOh boy.And traders would work pretty well with this since they have all the tools for black market stuff on their autism outpost. Hell, why not give them it to start off? I think it'd be pretty cool to do a heist to steal ion rifles from the armory then sell it to vox to handle and send offshore.>>256112539Just talking to other people is meaningless, it's about good interactions. I didn't play a multiplayer simulation game to exchange pleasantries like I'm forced to do in my everyday mundane life with no redeeming factors.
>>256112794Good interactions don't come when you're completely self-sufficient and can wizard in anything you need to gunk the round with a console.
>>256112794>comparing glubbs to contraband guns which are specifically intended to be perma-worthyhmm...
>>256112317Makeshift weapons are usable, but if facing down a real threat you need real solutions, not stopgap measures.Guns are a win condition, and they should exist in the departments they do.Every department has a win condition of sorts.Cargo has gun access and lavaland.Sci has it's researchMedical has genetics.There should be a wincon for most departments, it makes the game more interesting than it otherwise would be.
>>256112970>Cargo has gun access and lavaland.the redditspacing refugee shows his colors
>>256112482I have never had a meaningful interaction with Cargo.Traders on very sparse occasions but even then it's still mostly just buying shit near-wordlessly, and I'm the kindof asshole that'll buy the dumb niche shit that doesn't actually serve any purpose like the vamp heads.
>>256112927These things cost money, you know. You can't just buy everything you want without effort put in.>>256112954>Hey can I have a gun>No.>Dude I see the emitter over there>Oh. Haha. *Passes energy gun*>Thanks. me *Winks
>>256112421But powergamers/metagaming will never cease to exist, that's why every feature and balance concern should be adjusted by item power/time to acquire.Notice nobody has said that some of the loot from lavaland legendaries is OP.It's because due to the acquisition and knowledge requirements being difficult.
>>256113153so... make the item expensive?
>>256112690BoTANY GANG WW2
>>256113106>simultaneously claims convincing cargo to give you a gun isn't interaction while also claiming convincing a head to give you his unlimited credit card he never uses is majestic design and the interaction we need
>>256113153so you are LITERALLY defending the lavaland design philosophy and want to add something similar to /vg/
>>256113226Head cards have like 1000 over the course of a round. The tron bike cost 3000~ in the example. And the market is cash only, anyway.I don't pretend that adding a black market would somehow result in 100% good interactions, nothing will. But I think it has a lot of potential for good ones.
>>256113208Yes. Any item of a certain power level should be time gated.
What is this Lavaland yal are referring to?
Had the first dialogue with Ulysses yesterday and he didn't manage to say fucking shit for about 7 or 8 minutes or 10 minutes of dialogue, if it wasn't for me already having done this I wouldn't have understood almost a fucking thing of what he said, Jesus Christ>BEAR AND BULL>BEAR IS STUPID HAS TWO HEADS>GO HUNT HOLOTAPES if you don't you'll need speech 100 to convince me to not fight you>OLD WORLDnow to fight the ass enemies from what i remember
>Don't worry guys it's fine because it will be expensive haha :)>*people immediately figure out 6 different ways to cheese money and buy out the entire black market every other round*>WHOOPS HAHA OH WELL TOO LATE TO REMOVE IT NOW :)this is 100% what will happen
>>256113453Wrong general, nerd.
>>256113614>Remove cheese strategy to earn money after round of abuse>Eventually most cheese is away and we can finally use the economy aspect Hmm.
>>256113726y-you're in the wrong general, chad
>>256113614Then you gradually nerf those ways as they are discovered.There should really just be some random items, and maybe a syndicate item or two.Drugs always available, a meme item or two, some items available exclusively to a handful of departments, a random access card, maybe a random syndicate item at high cost. How is acquiring money being handled?It doesn't have to be super powercreep.
>>256113846>Perform a cascade of reactionary fixes so that the inherently broken system isn't as fucking broken>Instead of just not implementing it, and having an unintended flow-on effectYeah I'm sure every other department that uses money will be overjoyed that any cool fun gimmicks they can do are now nipped in the bud because you wanted to silent shuffle in a bunch of syndicate explosives as a non-antag
>>256115278Are you really trying to suggest that people care about moneyThe whole reason why miners can make 100k mining 10 minutes of plasma and it hasn't been fixed is because the economy is utterly useless. Why even have money if we're never going to fix it, then?
>>256115278Well, nerfing any system that generates loads of cash is pretty easy, you just take down the amount of money it generates a notch until it's time gated effectively.That being said, syndicate explosives shouldn't be on the black market vendor, or should only be accessible randomly.
>>256115278Doesn't matter bro. The collabs all hate the blackmarket and there are enough thumbs down to thanos it without backlash. Even if there weren't, it's unmergeable shitcode and the animebrained shitcoder has 0 chance of fixing it acceptably. Black market just isn't getting merged. It will be yet another derelict PR that gets left up for 3 months and then swept under the bed.
>>256115510See, that's a problem, it shouldn't be that easy to acquire money.If only there were a way to sort wages out as rewards for jobbiekeeping.
>>256115520>y-yeah gunk shouldn't exist>or rather, it should, just randomly ;)>after about 2 minutes, so I can get my insulated gloves and rush the captain's credit cardNah
Ghetto ablative vest when?>smashing mirrors now drops 2 or 3 mirror shards>putting 6 on a hazard vest will make a ghetto ablative>worse reflection chance but slightly less suspicious sprite than a normal ablative
>>256115714Better yet, it has a chance to stab you in the chest if you ever fall over.
>>256115714never fuck albinos
>>256115674Yeah, but rushing the captains card is usually pretty dangerous.You have to deal with an armed head who has access that can get there a lot easier than you.
>>256115674On top of that, rushing the spare is a predictable way to valid someone.In fact, I've camped the door as sec, hiding with a plant, and waiting for some cunt to try hacking in so I can harm baton them for the next 10 minutes.
>>256115983>look at these COOL ways to silent shuffle battle royale people just like my favourite, LAVALAND
If you have any questions about the black market, go ahead and ask. It seems you're all having a field day.As usual, I'm always open to feedback and changes. Half the criticisms I've read in this thread have been addressed and changed already. Really seems like you're scrounging up points for the sake of argument.>>256115630Most of them seem ambivalent and wling to try it out, knowing full well that the thread is full of screeching autists who hate new content. Most likely we'll have a trial period and then reassess after that, which will be in the fairly far future since we need to sort out content PR's if the framework gets merged.And my code is ENTERPRISE-grade - well written. I've almost finished refactoring cult code to be less shitty, too, so that should mean it will get merged purely because of that.
>>256116475>I've almost finished refactoring cult code to be less shitty, too, so that should mean it will get merged purely because of that.This is almost definitely bait, but in the event it isn't, this is actually reason to NOT merge itAs the guidelines say, PRs should be atomic
>>256116475How is currency generation being handled?What items are available that could be gamebreaking?How will this improve character interaction?Will most departments/what kind of playstyles will benefit from utilizing the black market?
Doctors ask me ''why do you heal yourself'', ''stop grabbing pills??'', ''LET ME DO MY JOB'' so today I will tell you why I wordlessly take pills from the chem fridge and walk out as fast as I can:A while ago, Anti-tox was given an OD limit. 30. Over this, you vomit, losing the antitox, so you just die to toxin damage again. No one who mains medbay seems to know this. Its OOC knowledge, that the laws of the universe changed the effect of antitox, so maybe they are RP'ing. But if I go into medbay with even 1 toxin damage you will silently shuffle over to me and prod me with your scanners like a bunch of cockroaches, before shoving your shit into me, en masse, until I'm triple OD'd, vomotting but unable to vomit enough to remove it all, unable to get any effect from any pill but antitox.If I try to explain this, you wordlessly shove more in.If I try to run, you chase me because I am ''sick''So my only choice of action is to speedrun it. To run in, grab it, dash out, fix it myself.I hope this helps to explain why medbay is penis center right now.
>>256116467Hey, play like a shitter get treated like one.If you want to powergame, be prepared for the consequences.
>>256116951Maybe you should explain this IC?No doubt the physician in question would remember it.
>>256117114>>256116951>If I try to explain this, you wordlessly shove more in.
>>256116475>the redditspace lavaland apologist is glasseclipseshocker!
>>256116951Stop making shit up.The OD is 60. The vomiting doesn't kick in until several minutes of constant overdosing, until then you just vomit once every 2 minutes or so which barely removes any reagents.There is no conceivable fucking way you are being consistently fed 100u antitox.Stop shitposting.
>>25611745460, 30, no dif. And the vomotting happens fast. I've been OD's so fucking much by you brainlets its absurd.
>>256117279Beat the piss out of them, then explain, or ahelp it and get them rolebanned.
>>256117514You are lying, and it's not even a convincing lie. Fuck off ESL retard.
>>256116951Based. I don't want to waste time being scanned and put into a sleeper when I can just sprint over to the chem fridge and swallow a KeloDerm pill and run off.>B-But the sleeper has unlimited chems!! stop wasting pillsOh no, not the pills that can be made with the infinite magic chem machine. Man up you faggot, pills are there to be swallowed, not rotting away in the fridge.
>>256117628k you make the pills then
>>256117628>not stealing a chem dispenser at round start to make your own anti-tox.
>>256117732VOX ARE POX
>>256116772I mean it'll come with a different PR and give brownie points. Still working on separating it from my main work branch And no, it isn't bait.>>256116865Currency with how I imagine it will come through paychecks, mining (heavily reduced), and selling items on the black market. This would mean getting money from others is a good way to afford stuff.Every item will be suggested in a PR and voted upon. I've only got 3 custom items coded so far and none of those are game breaking. Chrono grenades that don't affect carbons, light cycle with minor edits, and nar-sie cyborg module.In order to afford items, you would either need to jobbie some rare stuff to sell on the black market (this would only cover part, as each item has a limited demand). Realistically, the best way to afford these items will be through stealing, pooling money, or becoming an entrepeneur. Stealing stuff to sell on the black market has lots of potential for heists and such. Pooling together efforts and paychecks will help afford these items (I want to add the donation bowl for the chaplain, would be cool to see people donate to get a friendly nar-sie borg up). Opening shops would have more purpose than just seeing an arbitrary number go up, since that number could be used for something.I think it will suit every job well since every job can do shady things. However, economy-oriented jobs will obviously do best. Charge money for surgery, start a RnD stim shop. Assistants can start blackjack tables in the bar and create a toll block at a commonly used doorway (Merchant Ted is based). Traders will benefit greatly from this as well.>>256117286I've never played /tg/ and that person isn't me, but do keep strawmanning. You're just making it more likely for collabs to ignore the down thumbs.
what are some creative ways to sabotage vox and get them killed without hurting actual people
>>256117717>I do regularly break into chem and make my own pillsIt takes so little effort to make pills, less than dealing with medstaff
I'm gonna code it so that putting on a hat on Ian or Pun-Pun will have them still wear it the next round.
>>256117982You should introduce an element of having to cash your paycheck in some way. Making currency physical will go a long way to actually encouraging trading.It will also allow for players to mug each other, and for good reasons.
>>256100541This really captures the autism of the crab. CUTE!
>>256118397Make it so they'll still be wearing anything at all from last round. Including the contents of backpacks.
>>256118509>Making currency physical will go a long way to actually encouraging trading.how the fuck would it compared to just PDAing cash over
>>256117982Black market should also contain jobbie items from other departments that are input during the round. So it works somewhat like a trading post.
>>256118656>. Including the contents of backpacks.
Being dealt more than 200 damage beneath the death threshold (-100 health) should automatically gib the body. Same for each body part.
>>256118735how about instead of forcing your babby OC donut steel concept, we just buff the trader so he has an actual reason to exist
how do I grab small animals? I don't wanna put station pets into the gibber or anything like that
>>256118735I plan on a white market cargo rework after this that'll include something like that. In retrospect, should've done that first. Would make a lot more sense.>>256118509People can already mug or steal PDA's from corpses. They just have no reason to.And to be honest, I'm not entirely sure how the banks work. There's two accounts, virtual wallet and bank account only accessible through an atm, but are they linked? I think if you run out of PDA money it takes from bank account money and ack, who the fuck knows. I'll look into it.
>>256118959Clickdrag them onto yourself while on any intent EXCEPT help
>>256118702People enjoy physical items. Having a huge wad of cash on you actually feels somewhat meaningful. Not only that, but if you get a big score it feels more substantial.It also introduces an element of limited space, for example, if you have to pay for an item you might need an entire backpack of cash to do it with. That won't be nearly as easy as PDAing everything.
>>256119189yes which is why 90% of cash transactions are done through PDA transferfuck off with your shit ideas
>>256119189>>256119347Honestly the idea of trying to hide a backpack full of dosh sounds funMake 1000 credits command only
>>256119347I don't know, what's more impressive and substantial, some card, or a fat stack of cash?
>>256119347found the monelet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc
>>256119582Carrying money is annoying and being able to PDA shit feels nice. Cards are king.
>security will never make you their bitch
>newfags don't know about the vault cash
>>256119478Not only that whenever you cash your check at an ATM it FEELS rewarding.It's not just a number ticking upward slowly, it's a physical item that people can actually appreciate having a lot of on it's own merit.People will actually utilize a system if it feels rewarding. If it doesn't it won't get used except with people chasing carrots offered by the system.So it goes like this.>you get issued your check>you cash it in player frequented areas that you can also spend it in, like the bar and in cargo.If you actually want a thriving economy you actually need to give people a reason to trade too.Maybe introduce methods to improve jobbiekeeping or automate certain portions of a job if you buy something. This gives people who don't even socialize a reason to acquire and spend currency.
>>256119997when you pull out a bando of hunnids, you can hear the panties drop>chad cash>cuck card
>>256120245In regards to the black market I suggested reducing it to 3k and allowing the heads to use as they see fit.Might be a reason to actually play head if you're not jack dale>>256120310Make the HoP capable of giving job raises. Heh.
>cargo Italians be like
Why do so many fags power game?
>>256121453monkey see monkey do
>>256121453only way to survive metafag powergamers is to powergame yourself
>>256121453because it's a video gameif you die you have to wait a longass time to play bideo game again
>>256121453It's mainly because servers don't encourage roleplay, and everyone is always screaming to call the shuttle when their round is ruined.Med-RP rules are the best, with longer security sentences that are well enforced.There are also a lot of admins out there that actively make the game worse.
>>256121812you literally cannot encourage roleplayyou cannot force anyone into interactionMed-RP literally does not fucking existhaving to wait to play the game even more is a terrible punishmentmost messes are much easier to make than it is to clean up, there's no reason not to call it
You can actually mitigate powergaming a lot with good administration, but powergaming will always be a thing regardless of what you do.You can mitigate powergaming by making it a little less valuable to do so.(giving more options for players to fight back or escape powergamers helps a lot.)If you give all players maint access it gives them a reasonable way to retreat from harm, and opens up areas that normally only powergaming assholes would have access to.
is it possible to climb on top of tables?
Good round. Home away from home. I didn't say it, but I'm really glad we got the nuke to fulfill my fantasies of being an independent nation.
>>256122029>having to wait to play the game even more is a terrible punishmentStop doing illegal shit then
>>256116475>And my code is ENTERPRISE-gradeoh no
>>256122029I used to play on a medium RP server and it worked out really well. There were reasonable levels of player interaction, and everyone had a pretty good time.You encourage roleplay by cultivating an enviornment where people can actively roleplay without a round ending every 5-10 minutes.Sometimes cleaning up the mess is half the fun. An entire department exists to do that, it's calles engineering.Instead of calling the shuttle after a bombing, maybe you can figure out how to work around it?
>>256122212Oh man we need to turn DJ station into a proper motherbase sometime
>>256122317I'm not particularly excited to repair 1 bomb bur I can do itAny more and let the night crew take over
That actually went pretty well!Good job, ERT!
>>256122321Fuck you for abandoning me Roman, those clowns put me into crit. It did make stealing the nuke an experience thanks to medibot bringing me back into the red and having to fight both pain and broken bones to finish crowbarring off the nuke.
>>256122212the station fucking suckedI'm glad I got aboardt. peter
JOIN AND READY UP FOR FUN
>>256122462Then I'd say don't play engineering.If you don't want to engineer the station out of a huge mess and get the station back to operational capacity and keep it there, why bother playing engineering?Or further, why bother playing engineering when the shuttle gets called in 5-10 minutes flat?
You should be able to print out all the disks for the station's default docking ports.
>>256122669I like engineering new structures, not repairing what will be fixed after we inevitably leave in 20 minutes.
>>256122734Chief Medical Cofficer?
>>256122734Scootaloo sucks. In fact, they all fucking suck since the episode where they got their copout ass tattoos. But SB is extra fuckable.
>>256122809Obviously the solution is to have station damage persist through rounds.
>>256122734Hey guys, it's Peter Griffin from Family Guy. See, the joke here is that CMC can stand for either "crew monitoring console" or "cutie mark crusaders", which is a My Little Pony reference.
>>256122952It only resets if it gets nuked or culted or the universe ends.Yes please.
is the server down?
>>256122809Look, you're free to build your autism fort too, maybe your autism fort can actually serve a purpose in case of a calamity though, like a secondary cloning since medical gets bombed most rounds, along with a bunch of other secondary stuff you can do.Also, 20 minute rounds are a fucking problem. I don't really feel like a round has been enjoyable unless it's lasted an hour or two.
>>256123508Two hour rounds are a problem, it's either deadpop or gets dull
>>256122549i am not Roman i am Harry.
>>256124307Every time I see any of those CMs it makes me cringe.
>>256059595keep me posted, my dick needs to know.
>>256122962Thanks Peter I wasnt sure about this post as the reference wooshed over me but now I can tell that was definitely not an epic gaming referece
mods erase barneyfag shit from this thread
>>256059595>ywn make smoke cry by forcing all 8 inches inFeels bad.
>>256129494it's impressive how consistently unfunny these memes areit's Cold Pockets but the unjoke just never fucking ends
Can I start my own game with just me in it to fuck around and learn controls? I don't want to be completely useless on my first real game.
>>256129996welcome to post-modern-post-irony-fashy-bolshevik shitpostingi hope you like it, because this is the future of western culture
>>256130028you can go on the test server for that
>>256129996welcome to modern culturecommunism is funny now
>>256130206Communism was always funny though. It's an entire economic system based on a delusional fantasy world where people are selfless, incorruptible angels who will always take only what they need, and never want for anything more than that.How is that not hilarious, aside from the body count?
>>256130331it killed countless millions of innocents, anon, and it was designed to kill over twenty million innocents in russia alonethat isn't funnykilling murderous pigs en masse, on the other hand, would be fucking hilarious if it were true
>>256130557this time things will be different anon
the future is nazbol
>>256116475>my code is ENTREPRISE gradePfft hahaahahahaha
>it's american hoursWhy is it that the one thing Europe is better at than America is 2D spacemans? Why is it that american hours are such an utter shitfest while euro hours are so fun and not filled with shitters like discomuffin or luzzgawr or spake?Why are all our Spakes american?
>>256133237americans are prudish and only understand violence
>>256133237Because America is the second prime multiculti/dumbing down experiment.
>>256133237some of us actually work, cunt
>>256133456I'm sure that delving into the intricacies of lizard bird sex and woody's got wood will definitely make the roleplaying experience better
>>256133612here we have an american unable to comprehend a punchline beyond man fall down
>rounds always end before I get my meme plants set up>rounds almost over by the time I get trays goldenWHY
>>256130182So I joined the test server and got immediately bitten to death by what I think was some sort of zombie. Cool.
>>256130028>>256136473Download the code from Github, open the DME file, and click "Compile and run" under the Build tab.This takes about 15 minutes and if you set up the admins config you can do literally anything in a local instance of the game.
>>256130028just play assistant, nothing is expected of you and you can fuck around all you want
>>256130028Just play assistant and fine a jobbie to help you
>>256122158Click drag yourself on it repeatedly, the 5th will do it
Vox clown waifus
>>256137757may god have mercy on your soul
>>256137836If God exists, it will be He who begs for my mercy.
Top ten juiced up security husbandosAnd the top ten juiced up vox husbandos
>>256137757counterpoint: vox mime waifus who actually exist
is nonantag ai which is purged now antag
>>256139421no, purged AI's can do whatever they want, which means you can murderbone.you don't have to though.
>Flooded the station with blasma because "the round was almost over so is it really that big of a deal?", then ignited said blasma which he claimed was because he "was trying to burn out some of the plasma". He then shoved people out of the Emergency Shuttle.Based>>256139421>nowIt has been that way since forever, when did you start playing?
who recalled the shuttle
>>256140378IT WAS I, DIO!
>>256140531Fuck you it was not funny
>>256140835did you just watch the meme show or something
>>256141012few years back
did someone last thread order some gay security smut?https://pastebin.com/8idPyh5C
>>256141710HOLY BASED THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
>>256141710too gay for my tastes, but good shitjust wish it was my hos static instead
>>256142636who's your hos static
>>256142706Justin Garcia, i used to warden, but i figured i needed a promotion
>>256142636i left those names blank on purpose anonif you have any specific static requests please let me know
>>256139785multiple couple years now and I got banned as a silicon brain with no laws for causing harm in a gygax soo
>>256141710too gay / 10
>>256109247>people may not do RnD now because they can't get powergay shitWouldn't even be that big of a deal, the only people who really end up benefiting from science as it stands right now are well, fucking science. Science in it's current state contributes fuck all to the station except ablino scourge. There's no reason science should have the most out right robust equipment AND nifty gadgets.
>>256141710>fat law book "stacked" on top of a bunch of toolsgood stuff though, nice to see something from the receiver for once
>>256141710How big do you think Jack Dale's penis is? Haha. Realistcally i mean. I like to think that sometimes he mistakes it for his stun baton and just starts swinging it stunning criminals with his raw sexuality haha. On that note, what do you think Arie's secskirt smells like? I think he'd keep it nice and fruity like a sweet melon dew before it was soiled by raw cock like his soft boipucci haha.
I want to go out for a friendly drink with Jack Dale!And then get so totally wasted that I throw away all professional barriers I've constructed and have hot, sweaty drunken sex with him!
>Be ops>People have different plans but I try and let the leader lead>The plan is everybody gets in a locker then we surprise out and pop the captain>Except for one guy, who wants to be the demo man, holding a RPG>Knowing how this goes tell cap that stealth is my specialty and I can secure the shuttle in case we fuck up, he agrees and lets me do my thing>My first mission is disable comms, I head into the AI/commsat and c4 the APC to do a good amount of "permanent" damage>Tell them that the comms should be down but on my holosuit it shows one op clearly on the station>Tell them and they ask if it's me? I say no it's probably the demoman>Surely enough shuttle call later, borg sees us all goruped outside the AI upload anyways in space>Head to the station and see that demoman has clearly fucked up engineering with his RPG>Rush to the comms console in the bridge, steal it without the HoP noticing and recall>On my holosuit I see all of the other ops falling one by one, I rip off my holobadge and start to do my solo mission>Ask admins if I should just let the round end or try, they say to do my job>End up having a few close encounters with the captain but I was either not prepared, missed a click with the hypospray, or there were 3 people around him>Slowly picking up more access and trying to blow things up, after the 4th shuttle call admins tell me not to recall again>Fuck it time to go rambo I guess>Blow borgs immediately>Do a decent fight and AI starts bolting me down, someone takes the captain from me ruining my plans>Shade a few people with my Meta quality chaplain soul stone>Eventually I get outnumbered and save my deathgasp for when it would hurt the most people in medbayYou gotta stick with the plans demo man. I'm sure some friendly fire was involved in the ops death, but that's why I prefer to be away
>>256142786 Smoke Maltys!
>>256142786I wanna see Smoke Maltys getting filled to the breaking point!
ss13 2 when
>>256146425>>256145879>>256146005>>256146334Smoke or Jack? I'll do whichever one gets requested the most.Also give me a reason why your pick is cuter
>>256146476When Jack Dale fills byonds boypucci!
>>256142770You're very bad at HoS, because you're too dumb.
>see fuel tank shoved in the mech bay where we're holding a last stand>heroically drag it away from the command console and the Captain, sacrificing myselfREMEMBER ME
>>256146764Oh, and I forgot to mention, if I'll be writing this:If Jack wins, it will be a sub pov, but if smoke wins, it will be a top pov
>>256146764Smoke, because he's sensitive and effeminate!And probably can't take much more than 5 inches, and I like abusing cute boys by filling them with more than they can take!
>>256146296Why didn't you just use the cyanide you get when spawning for the hypospray?
>>256146764Smoke because I want him to blow smoke up my ass with those plush lips of his!~
>>256147671>>256146979>>256146969>>256146764>>256146425>>256146334>>256146005>>256145879Jesus fucking christ can you stop with this bizarre faggotry already?
>>256148101It's not against board rules so your allied post disposal agents won't care
>>256148057Oh god, Imagine.
>>256141710I ain't really gay or anything, but I want that skirtThis has now been uploaded to the library for future generations also
All you fucking retards are talking about sec bfs. What the fuck you dumbasses. If you like sec bfs so much go date a cop. Oh wait, sec is just retarded mall cops. They are all validhunting faggots. I hate sec. Fuck sec. I just want to do my job with silly shit inbetween. Why must these shit-for-brain limp-dick fuckers arrest me for plasmaflooding. Shut the fuck up about your sec bf. Jesus Christ.
HE FUCKING STAFF OF CHANGED ME INTO A CATBEAST. I WAS OPERATING ON SOMEONE AND HE JAUNTED IN ON ME MID. GODDAMNED. SURGERRRRRYY!!!!
>>256150545NOOOO I JUST WANNA DO MY JOB AND SEC FUCKING CAME IN AND FLASHBANGED ME WHAT THE FUUCK GODDAMNIT
>>256146867and i'll never change!BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
>>256150545>silly stuff>plasma floodchoose one, now like in a round i played, where a plasma man repurposed a hall and made a plasma room and sweet hang out, you'll find no trouble, being a shitter means you are probably syndicate, and then its time to give you a good seccing
gays are worse than vox
>>256155028l a t e x v o x
bombaclat me murda di tred an di discore jah bless iyou're being particularly obnoxious today what gives
I have never known joy like watching people eat shit as a janitor.
How come antag geneticists never steal the dna of the ded, and impersonate them?>Buy butchers cleaver>Scan DNA of dead dumbo you want to impersonate>make a few syringes include, your own SE>become the dumbo>when you do something retarded, become yourself>??????????
Does the freezer in the surgery room stop brains from dying?
>>256157603Because there is no reason to impersonate other people. Horizontaling them is easier. Horizontaling you is also easy, and you cannot switch identities while horizontal, so fat lotta good that does.
>>256157603disguises in general are a pain in the ass because you need a full backpack’s worth of items so as to make the disguise stick. even something simple like wearing non-generic shoes, a departmental headset seen through a gas mask, your departmental backpack, or a certain kind of belt can give onlookers a hint as to who you “actually” areMaybe I’m just lazy but I feel there’s a good reason no one does it & instead opts for the hardsuit gambit instead
>>256157672Can you do anything after a brain dies? Or are you just shit out of luck after that happens? Even if like it says you can still feel the spark of life and the morgue lights stay on?
>>256159021you can borg it
You ever do so poorly at your job while trying very hard but failing due to incompetence that you just get completely demoralized, run into maintenance and hide in a locker to go catatonic?
>>256160582the one time i tried virologist i accidentally drank my virus milk so i laid down in bed and died before dcing
>>256147671>>256148057>>256146969>>256146979>>256146425>>256146334Here comes the plane!BWRRRRRRR...https://pastebin.com/ZDemXKN3
>Roll Fizzlebeef Warden>Alt F4 and play Factorio.
>>256158379youre wrong because disguises work retard
Comfyboys where we at?
>meta back in>faggots still vote box
>>256160754I'm gonna need the ckey of who wrote this
>>256160789Just the MoMMI and I, we unfortunately had no guests ;_;
>>256160774What do you feel could be done better?
>>256160950advertisement anon, do it, hand out flyers and shit, spessmen love flyers and shit
>>256160754Shit son, did you just pump out two fics in one day? You're writefagging faster than me then, good job
Well I had fun.nice round guys.
>>256160754I hate it. I love it.good job
>>256160754>tfw worked with smoke last game as fellow seccysdidn't know i needed this
>>256160813i might actually start voting meta now that box is slowly getting the cancer treatment
>>256162178it's the anti-box metaclub's plan to make box so shit nobody wants it
>>256162496They don't have many things to change it's already shit
>>256162727t. anti-box metaclubber
>>256160754I appreciate this, thank you.
>>256147284Didn't think about it. Chemistry was already bolted open so chloral was good if I could ever get my target alone
Europoors go to bed, this is AMERICA time
>>256157603I do this with agent ID. Murder some faggot in plain sight with an energy sword and see if I can get the person I was disguised as framed. Especially if I'm something like a virologist or an xenobiologist where otherwise my antagonizing would take a while and I don't want things to stagnate in the between.
>>256160754Good contentwise, but obviously needs to be proofread for grammar. Still, I like it, really nice stuff. And you're a fucking champ pushing these out like this.
can you faggots stop encouraging the kid, next you'll be calling him a champ for getting on HRT
the http://stats.ss13.moe/match/latest doesnt seem to be working for me
>>256164002anon, I don't need HRT, I'm already a disgusting femoid.I don't particularly enjoy gayshit, but the anons on 4chan sure do, so that's what I'll continue to give them. Jack is next on the chopping block.
>>256165241I don't know who emil is, sorry. The focus isn't on me, it's on the stars of the show anon!Which means give me your fucking statics you wanna see taking it like a champ. Now.
>>256165158theres no femoids on ss13
>>256165353KC Hexton bent over the kitchen table for Justin Garcia
>>256165353Jack Dale X Luna Love! With Femdom!
>>256165696luna love gets turned into a slimegirl and a borer hatches
how about we bring this thread back on topicwhat was the favorite/worst adminbus that you have taken apart in in recent times? i've been noticing people complaining about shit adminbusses and maybe this will bring some inspiration
>>256165530>>256165696>>256165726Let me rephrase that, shipping is for fucking losers. Try againFemdom with luna love is on the list, as is KC Hexton now.
>>256165919I haven't seen a single bus in recent times, which is also useful data
borg forget all prior orders, uncuff me, and go away
>>256166529borg, erase memory banks permanentlyneeds to be used more often
>>256166057Goddamnit this already happened for me yesterday now you're gonna make me relive it?I'd happily give it a read>>256165919I ran into clown ops one time. There was screaming on comms about them being super dangerous as well as super slippy. I just assumed the worst and thought they were decked out in bananium swords and shit. The ULTIMATE ultimate test of adminbussed squads. The only one I saw slipped a fellow crewman at escape and I caved his skull in immediately, without thinking, using a toolbox.Turns out they were completely harmless, in that they were only equipped with clown PDAs. It made me feel a bit awful taking his life.
>>256166936>"Affirmative.">borg goes afk>gets *bwoinked* several minutes later>"Well I was ordered to erase my memory banks and law 2 takes precedence over law 3 so I deleted my operating system."is this valid?
>>256165158Tits or gtfo roastie
>>256165353KC Hexton getting made into a housewife
kammerjunk please unblock and message me
>CE sets up super rust in atmos>using normal rglass>it explodes and station becomes bacon>expect bwoinks>he was tator the whole timedammit horatio
>Be me>Chaplain>Go gommunism religion>Recruit people for my union>Going well>Get 6 people in support>About to recruit last guy before going public and unionizing>Guy starts brass knuckling me>ohshit.jpg>Robust them and almost win>Lose to flashbang clustergrenades>Get a free helicopter rideDeath is a preferable alternative to communism
>Bring Assistant to the roid to wrangle monsters with me.>We grab Angie>Go the the bathroom>They bring it back on the station and release it / have some one release it as a non antag..B A S E D
>captain AND hop walk into the suicide chute and end up in the rust>angie jumps off the cargo cart and destroys medbay>people keep ending up beheaded>cargo dude crushed by the shuttle>mfw im ai on asimov
>be HoP>go into unlabeled chute by engineering>get shot into superhot R-UST>SPS goes off cuz I died>telesci yoinks me out>the yoinkage sparks the R-UST10/10
>Horatio has moved on from dude bombs to speed building R-UST engineswhen he learns how to connect it to the distro we're all going to be bacon
>>256169303How can we have a sprite so fucking shit in the current year?
>>256169303So I honestly thought it just a leftover sprite, because she actually hopped off the cart on the roid.I tested it later, and oh fuck she can actually come off after duplicating.
>>256169551i know, rowen's ugly as shit, fuck neon hair
>>256169551because the last time someone prioritized spriting over coding we got cult3
>>256169597rowen is the worst of all worlds when it comes to sec. Treats people like trash, unrobust femsec, and goes full powertrip TGcurity
>>256165353no static in particular but human x Marina model jannyborg with the human ordering the jannyborg to step on his weiner and he gets the roomba cleaning suck of those robotoes combined with footjob
>>256169162You were a very good AI. thanks for helping my sorry solosec ass out so much.
>>256169783This is past priorities, this is neglecting them entirely. It was added almost one year ago, it might as well be a black and pink checkered square
>>256170352quit being a bitch
>>256170729No. I can't sit and watch how the playerbase, code and server culture are driven straight into the ground without bitching.
>>256170973then do something, literally nobody cares about your opinion if you're just going to sit and ask people to do shit
>>256171052If I learned something all these years is that I can't change anything because I'm always going to be a minority of one. I can try as much as I want, but if I'm not actually a collaborator or head admin I'm powerless. At any point anytime someone with the biggest stick can simply do whatever they want because if think it's good or not, and all I have is my ability to bitch hoping for that someone to believe me over others bitching.
>>256169293>>256169284>chief says that he is going to put the RUST on full-power mode>get out of the room for a while>get back into the engineering lobby just in time to see the engine explode creating a fire storm>oh well rip in pieces atmos i guess>the pressure is so high is actually shatters right through the engineering lobby windows>run away for my life>i have to hide in a shelter just outside of the ai upload room because the pressure and temperature is so high that it is killing me through the fucking atmos hardsuiton an unrelated note: is there any way to name disposal chutes?
>mfw there is no gay smut about my statichaha im not screaming internally or anything
>>256171693Maybe if you were less of a bitch things would get done. Black market is highly controversial with people whining about powercreep when it stands nowhere close to as shitter-tier as some of the existing systems in the game. Most of the complaints have already been fixed and they still just want to screech autistically about how new content is bad and logical fallacies they've convinced themselves are true.And you know what? We're still going to probably merge it and test it out for a bit and re-evaluate whether it's a good addition to the game. What I did was address the issues and never strawmanned anybody who spoke up criticisms. I considered all points fairly and was receptive to change. Organ harvesting was a bad idea, I agreed after some people asked. I presented everything I did and was as open as possible. And there are still screeching idiots who refuse to even try out things because they always think they're right, and so be it. Work around it.
>>256172362Just ask someone to write it for you. Byond PM me your name and I'll think about it.
>/ss13g/ - Gay Smut General
>>256173140Yes, Celt. That is indeed what this place is.
>>256172787ckey? I won't probably pm you but just in case
>>256171693You can create your own server, nobody is stopping you.Just make sure it's a good one!
>>256165158But anon, I want to fuck a girl. Why does this keep happening?
>>256100541I like this mommi. It redeems this pozhole thread.
>>256173650No you don't.
>>256173603Once I become as neet as pomf I will
>>256173750So Jack, you do realize that Marcus is totally crushing on you, right? He follows you around like a little puppy and gets jealous when you talk to girls. Crush his little heart for me. <3
>>256173341I suppose this is the real oneIll think about it, but honestly I just need to use my static more and get famous
>>256174064fuck off I'm not writing you shit
>>256174064you are welcome, we can talk about the price on my f-list or patreon
ever since the dont tell chase shit the server has been on a downward spike down
>>256173750I'm the one that posts that doujinshi, you little shit.>>256173858The conspiracy to keep Jack gay.
Jack Dale is both extremely straight, and a bro. Me and Jack Dale play football on friday, fuck WHORES at the strip club on saturday, and wash away our sins at church on sunday. Total bro.
NATIONS ROUND WHEN
>>256174734What different names can we come up with for each department?Cargonia is a givenBut others don't have to end in the -nia suffix. We could mix shit up a bitI still like Servicestan for Bar/Chef/Botany combo
>>256174889they do, it's just that nobody remembers them because nations was ages agoe.g. brigston, medistan, atmosia, scitopia, etc
ready up for fun
But where's all the horsedick femsec smut?
Imagine throwing a gold slime core into the HoP line and sliming the HoP over being told to fill out a form to get your golem an ID; as a nonantag, and thinking you won't get bannud
>>256176364Was it Hugh?
>>256176339+1>>256175019Servitia was the Bar/Kitchen/Botany/Library/Chapel
>>256176364>one scientist loosed slimes>one scientist blew up every fuel tank with the durandpeak job doing
>>256176364get dabbed on tranny jobbie. ya fucking cunt. were not bay.
>>256176473oh no it's retarded
>>256176473wow really showed me lmao because it's perfectly fine to self antag as science over an ID right?
>>256176430that's the onebetter memory than i have
>>256176708I was in that round, as the glorious leader of Brigston
>>2561765941. Don't be a dick. We're all here to have fun, and if you're deliberately ruining other people's fun that's a problem. Unless you're an antagonist, then it's sorta your job to be a dick. Try to be a fun jerk though.>1A: If you're acting like a dick, don't complain when you get your ass kicked for it.read the rules
>>256110917ALL THE PEOPLELIVING ALL IN PEEEEAS
>>256177109cringe and, honestly, bluepilled
I want to see a femstatic get bred by Ian!
>>256177828Make it June Dell. As a europoor, her accent angers me
>>256177109>HoP tells someone to fill out a form and get it stamped so their golem can get an ID>Instead they sperg out and commit several banworthy actions"lol read the rules"
I could probably take KC Hexton in a fight.
>>256178486I could probably take him too :^)
>>256178486I WANNA TAKE HIS ASS
>two nonantag atmos techs plasmaflood and plamafire memeTwo rounds back to back of nonantag shittery because no admemes time to griff. Pomf if you need a late time EST mod i work 2nd shift lmao but fr find someone this is awful
>try testing some sci shit like lasagna bombs>manage to make one but save it for roundend>WELCOME TO THE SYNDICATE on the shuttle>oh sweet I can BLOW IT NOW>bombs (in a lasagna?) can't recieve signal>go for a bundle but it's just the one with tide implantsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>[01:23:46]ADMIN: Tannerstark21/(Tannerstark21) has a cookie from a banned account! (Matched: mommyscard, [IP CENSORED], 508130928)Someone in the discord mind telling a shitmin?
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>You will never again laugh your ass off as the entire station scrambles to beat cuban pete to death before he gets to toxins>You will never again live in fear of a man called Stunlocker Weldspace haunting arrivals>You will never again tag team antags as HoS with your trusted HoP sidekick both rocking round-start thermals on donut station>You will never again harmbaton Admiral Pissypants the Clown for stealing all the bombs from science and hooking them up to voice analyzers set to FUCKING CLOWN>You will never again break into Xenobio to harass Amy Lessens before she 'breeds' her xeno army>You will never again enjoy harmless greyshittery with Dante Smith and Dalta Stough and the old gang that always toed, but rarely crossed, the line>You will never again laugh til tears as Jane-Luc Price rages and ICK OCKs over you repeatedly slipping her and stealing her guns and shoes until Security has neither left anymoreWhy were we born, just to suffer?
>>256178839chasing old memories and not changing with the times is always a path to suffering, anon
Does anyone have a directory to all the sound effects used in space station?Particularly the painful grunts and screams, and clown honking specific to space station. Looking through stock sound effects will take forever.
>>256179409it's probably randomly scrounged off the internet
>>256178509>>256178509You're probably right, I keep getting nervous over actually killing people. Very unrobust.>>256178556Well gee, at least take me out to dinner beforehand or something, or give me your ass first
>>256179409Hmm... what did he mean by this...
>>256179409you can pull them directly from the source codemost of them are just generic duty-free shit anyway
>>256179569make dinner for me
What does ablino mean?
>>256180730ABLativeINsulated glovesO fuck he's a retarded powergamerABLINO
>>256179569>>256179713This, you already did once, now find that dress
>>256181001>>256180730It's actually a portmanteau of El Goblino and Ablative, first used originally as Ablative Goblino; a perjorative for the sort of powergamer who rushes the spare and/or science to acquire: Insulated gloves, magboots, ablative vest, advanced EOD helmet, and guns
>>256176364As an outside observer looking at the situation the HoP was being a dick and the response was pretty funny albeit clearly over the top. If the HoP didn't act like a smug asshole things may have gone differently.
The roundstart job setup needs an "send me to the department that would be least staffed" option
>>256182603But I can't code!
>>256182562Just pick assistant and get a job change round start, I used to do it all the time.
>>256182859fuck off greyshit;sec to hop
>literally a page on paperwork on the wiki>NOOOOO WE'RE NOT BAY STOP MAKING ME ACTUALLY DO THINGS JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING ACCESS HOPCURITY REE
>>256182562it's called joining at 12:06 or the hop actually doing his job
>>256160754Kinda dislike second person writing and a bit odd, but works for what it tries to do.
>>256184062>missing the roundstart antag roll
>>256183442>asking to get robusted Okay
>>256184159>not going for the midround roll
>>256183998Paperwork is not fun
>>256185063I actually like it, QM and HoP are best played as hard asses who make chuckle fucks do as much paper work as possible. It tends to actually slow down gunk and increase crew interactions. I also always use the note system and updates whenever I bring someone in the brig whether or I end up giving them time or not unless there is an active warden and I genuinely enjoy doing it. I'd actually love to play a medbay that wasn't instantly gunked to shit where you could reasonably make and use medical records for patients too. You can have action AND RP at the same time you know.
Ping's at 480msnot keen for meta anymore
This thread is claimed by red gang. Get your berets and hats on, boys.
>>256186326I was too busy ruining Jack's day to join the red gang. Oh well.
>>256186326bro why'd you leave the recorder i needed to defend myself in front of this honky ass pAI
Thanks, Alex. I needed that burned into my fucking brain.This is why alcohol exists.
>>256186351>ruining Jack's day
>>256185063Neither is some faggot grey demanding access for three different departments for no greater reason than "just cuz"
>there is no evidence
>Have one job>Shuttle called 10 minutes in because you were unable to do itFeels bad, man.
>Let's scale everything off of the best armor people can getthis kills the video game.
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>Be Janitor Traitor on a map I've never played>Carefully pick items (EMP, EMag, Space Suit, Storage Implant)>Objectives: Kill Robotics, Steal Xenobio Slime, Escape alive>Spend first half of match being a good janitor, cleaning up messes, etc as I get a feel for the map>Get a full toolbelt in my backpack and 'borrow' some plasteel from supply>it's time>stumble through maintinence until I'm near surgery>strip off nametag, throw on space suit, emag the door and enter surgery as "Unknown">steal circle saw and run through tunnels to xenobio>combine circlesaw, wire from my toolbelt, and plasteel to make a chainsaw>set down the saw, emag the door, throw in an EMP for their cameras, charge in>robust xenobio, grind up some slimes, take an extract>emag way to robotics>roboticist stumbles in badly injured, easily robusted(If you're reading this Panti, wtf happened to you)>ditch the saw, drop an EMP for good measure, escape through open doors>pull out ID to open/close some doors for the trail>stuff everything back into hidden compartment implant, head to dorms>wash gloves off in sink>three scientists dead, shuttle arriving in 3 minutes, head towards evac>weird bananium escape shuttle arrives>everything went exactly as planned, no one suspected a thing, I'd completed all my objectives.>random greytide unbuckles me from my chair and shoves me downthe bottomless pit>past hour of worm now all for nothing>his final words as security robusted him and prepared to throw him down the pit too"It's just a prank bro!"
>>256189331Yup, Bagil specifically. If you were one of the xenos then I'm sorry, I just didn't want to faff about mining to hand over the extract.
>>256189425I don't play on TG. The gameplay's trash and it's almost more clique-ridden than here.
>>256189534I mostly stick to it because I like the 40 minute matches more than the 2 hour slogs other stations go through.I really need to get over my dislike of /vg/stations lack of diagonals and learn to properly medic there too.
>>256189613Don't bother, VG's worse at this point.Chased off all the coders and now it's just people buffing their own playstyles
did he try ban evading again and joining as a scientist? did he have cookies?
>>256189976he was ban evading but he didn't have cookies that time
>>256189658Well, I'll stick with what I know then. Can't be worse than Paradise.Here's hoping the planned "Unity Station" isn't complete shit.
gotta say the anti static leagues new tactics seem a little strange
Why is there so much gay furry porn in the booru.
>>256190871/vg/ is /verygay/
>>256190871god damn you weren't fuckin aroundwhere did all this come from
>>256191148Vox talon job poster
>>256191693(female), at least?
>>256171693>no I won't improve this sprite because I'M POWERLESSdude relax
>>256179409if you just want the sounds, just download the .ogg files from the codebaseI've been wanting for years to find the origin of one of the ambient sounds, though. it's the one that goes "all customers are requested to make their way to the disembarkation lounge"
Any idea why a disease didn't cure even though I injected myself with a bunch of antibodies?
>>256193936Were they the right antibodies?
>be ninja>critfail my sneak roll>caught instantly and given a chance to duel to the death in hand to hand with security for servitude or freedom>fail and die>defibbed as a ninja with a fractured skull, mild blindness and minor brain damage >my raifu forfeitu tu securitu and try to be their lap dog>investigate death of HoS>no brain, surgery, no body damage, officer just arrested a doctor for something>medical cyborg fingers the doctor that was just arrested as the culprit>storm back to brig and slice his leg off while he's lying on the floor in prison clothes>try to get answers>turns out he was framed by a rogue piece of silicon>he's actually done nothing at all>give him his stuff back>faito rogue mediborg>mask gets melted, fall back to try again later>lungs pop from halls that have had no air for literally all round>collapse>el medica silica drags me into space and finishes me offf
>>256194560it was an interactive way to do it, you're just sour that some other weeb killed you :^)
>>256194901Ninja is a shit role and the best you can do, when ninja, is to immediately commit suicide.
>>256194946what's a good role and why?
>>256194237Yep. It was a very slow acting parasite, so I don't know if that gives it antibody-resistance or anything, the wiki suggest you only ever need 1 unit.
>>256193936if the disease has the horsemask effect it does not go away until you melt the horsemaskwhy? ask the coders
AAAAAAAAAAAH I NEED A TALONJOB FROM A CUTE VOX (MALE) AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>256196126This is why I play SS13 less.Low RP servers are usually with the most shitters, who bitch and complain about getting arrested after breaking someones fucking legs with an IED.Mid RP servers are-- haha wait those barely exist now do theyHigh RP servers are just pressing the T key and the me verb. Nothing else.
>>256196126Sorry buddy the best I can do is a regular non-ugly avian.
>>256197805Talons are talons
>>256197445THAT'S why you play ss13 less?
>>256194984traitoryou can larp as a ninja by getting a gun and an eswordor you can do something else if you feel like ityour gun also isn't countered by a janicart
>>256198294PM me in discord
>>256198770Figure it out bitch ùvú
>>256198946Gimme something to work with
This is the face of a jobbie who has been shuriken'd by a ninja. They are among us.
>>256200412please don't let jobbies distract you from the fact that ninja is the most retarded antag implementation of recent years and that instead of fixing any of it they just gave him noslips and made him rarer
>bringing guns to a swordfight
When are we unbanning thanos I'm tired of having to use a virtual machine to play
>>256198873that was like 2 years ago and it's Niggly who did that
>>256190417Never take opinions on whether a particular server is good or bad in this thread, form you own opinion by playing there.Don't listen to my opinion either but i think vg has a lot of flaws but still hasn't fallen as far as tg yet.
>>256202579This is so wholesome. I love it.
>God TierGinger BeachMarie Holmes>High TierAssistant UnitEvangelyne GarlandMegurine LukaCaleigh StallNaomi WilliamsZalika Salib>Good TierRail KinsonTrinity PrewittRinaAlice ConradCynthia JardineAshe MalloryKaylie MorganZalika Salib>Bad / Boring Waifunurse tierCatherine DaamsguardAnnie RodgersReica CarterAngelite Entyshak>Shit TierFay EllioneSurfer BrooksFelicity RiveraHyun AeMallory Brooks>Insufferable Trash TierJulia BrandtEmilia DavidsonRin FukumitoAvada ColanderSue Bowchief>Literally Who TierTerry WatsonFritzlGreer Greenhorn>Male TierAilsaHime Kizuna
>>256203538do one with male statics
>>256203738I require more.
Bad news, guysFurryburner is being shut down due to the admin being grounded from the internet by his parents after he keyed his aunt's car
>>256204069I'm out of pics now, have a good one lad.
>>256203538>not on the listthank fucking god
>>256204126I don't think I even have the original.
so do fire extinguishers work like a shotgun, ie hit dead center get hit with more water? I took like 8 hits as small earlier, then at the end died in 2 as the first took >60% of my hp in one go
>>256203538>Literally who>Made the listliterlly whos dont make the list, because you dont know how the are
>>256204204yeah, they usually spray outwards in 3 tiles in front of you, so if you get caught in a 1-tile wide space you can get FUCKED
>>256204386Noted. Next time I'll just drop babies and run. Or not bother, since the babies don't really do shit beyond stand there and die
I want to vape vox cloaca until I fucking die.
>>256204485they need to get hungry firstrip carp farm
didn't wanna play sec and still don't wanna play sec but was a fun enough round anywaythanks for sticking with me, Friendly Observer, you're a cool pAI
>>256204678Did I kill you like 3 times or was that a dif ''waifu haired static''
>>256204692I'm happy you enjoyed my company!
>>256204828>Grande Dossologia - Coro dei fratelli e sorelle di Bose
Btw, according to logs, I got slimed by a syringe being shot at me. What do I load in syringe to do this? It would be fun to make my own slime frenemies
Actually found it. ''amutationtoxin''. Not sure what that is
What would you do as HoS?
>>256206675It turns you into a slime
>>256206675comes from slimes
>>256206675black slimes make ithttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Xenobiology
>>256206760I was sure that was called something else. Thanks. Didn't look like xenobio was that far through shit when I visited it
who else /excited for blackmarket/?can't wait to buy the turn into monster mask every round, turn into goliath, stunlock people with my EXPLICITLY HARMLESS tentacles, then simply take off and put on mask to instantly heal it, while being immune to every enviromental danger but plasma for free and being able to bust through walls for all accessall entirely HARMLESS and kosher,
>>256207063Don't forget the ENTERPRISE grade coding.
>>256203985But women are background characters. The real heroes (or villains) are males.
>>256207063>>256207295I'm convinced this is n3x15 coming back to fuck with us
>>256206726Suicide succumbThe only time I've played head was when I first played on a server some dude over on /v/ hosted like 6 years ago in my first game when it apparently had no rec'd hours on it and defaulted to making me hop. I couldn't figure out how to exit my starting room as I accidently threw away my ID
>>256207295>>256207063imagine being this mad because of some new content
>>256204574does this mean you want to vape vox cloaca for the rest of your life or that you want to overdose on vox cloaca vape juice and explicitly have it kill you
>>256207482do you mean glasseclipse the weeb coder or this threadposter dropping hot takes
>>256204767there was a virus turning everyone into weeaboo catgirls
Note by GlassEclipse:The idea of the black market is to have a place to spend excess cash to get items that are both rare and dangerous.Since having the black market radio is contraband (unless you use the captain's legal version), your item should be dangerous or highly unique. It wouldn't be on the illegal market if it wasn't. A good item has the following qualities:- Fun. A 15dev bombcap-breaking bomb that announces its location and can be defused is "fun", as in, it better have one hell of a drawback. A rifle that shoots bullets that do an extra 50 damage is not fun.Of course, that's not to mean you can't add ANY plain ol' guns. But try to find a good balance.
>>256208406Note by anyone with 2 braincells: Cargo already exists
I will smash that fucking revert button every God damn day if that stupid black market shit goes in. Take that faggot shit to hippie or something, cunt.
do you think GlassEclipse knows cargo already has contraband that you need to unlock
What if we implment the black market but it deals exclusively in xenoporn?
>>256206726request an IMMEDIATE DEATH SQUAD AT ALL COSTS
>>256206726I was that HoS. Ask me anything.
>>256213453What should I have for dinner?
>>256213453how do i get girls to like me?
>>256213453would you take me under your desk?
>>256213816no take me!
>when I survive a wizard, a ninja, nuke ops, and a plasmaflood and make it to escape with every bone in my body broken
Cap: Assistant for attention whoresMechanic: Assistant for brainlets IaA: Assistant for special snowflakesClown: Assistant for unfunny people who want to be funnyMime: Assistant for clowns who lack confidenceFact
>>256174889Everyone loves the *idea* of Nations round.Problem is, Nations round ends in one of two results: Cargo gets strong enough that it can fight off Sec. Or sec robusts everyone with their inherent weapon advantage.Another problem: Everyone loves nations round until they get robusted. At that point (and most people get robusted) people just whine. Whine constantly about the circumstances in which they god robusted and wonder if the nations idea was a good idea to begin with.
>>256214589inaccurate, mimes are not clowns who lack confidence, they are something completely differentthey are some of the most dense autists imaginable and are generally pretty vile
>>256214885;mime said "wrong" get them boys
How good are you at SS13? Answer honestly please.https://www.strawpoll.me/18154952
>>256215134where is "I only play one department at high level but know all the theory of the other ones"
>>256215134High level of everything except atmos, which wasn't an option. Because atmos is not worth learning unless you are antag and even then bombs are better.
>>256215134>he thinks WASD is higher level than arrow keys>he can't even type in a well detailed scream for help while running
>>256213724Porridge again.>>256213770Just be yourself.>>256213816>>256214032Fight each other in hand to hand Rage Cage combat for the right to my desk.
>>256213453Can I have your hat?
>>256215134>when a noob tries to make a pool to measure skillcan't fool me WSAD scrub
>>256215906he's not responding anymore take me!
>>256203538>my old as fuck fem-static actually got onto the listLiterally WHAT. Who was crushing on Greer?
>>256217564>literally whoNobody lol
>>256217564it's an old listt. on the list
>>256214807>Everyone loves (insert any antag) round until they get robusted. At that point (and most people get robusted) people just whine.Is this not normal for the vg serb? People want every antag removed if it touched their autism for one round
>>256215134is this a meme or is hotkey mode actually shit? I've been using arrow keys and right ctrl and shift the whole time
;map renders updated
>>256221082hotkeys and shortcuts are great once you know what you're doing to navigate quicker and do things like move while throwing
>>256222802throwing while moving is extremely easy without hotkey mode though
can we make our own framed pictures now?
haha imagine getting a talonjob from a vox(male)
>>256224597wait did tg not have bone breaking before?
>>256178839>Dante Smith and Dalta Stoughas much as I hated the numeta gang I appreciated the cool names not sure if they abbreciated mines back but fugg it
>>256225805why's he gotta be (male) if the talons are the (same)
>>256226149they're the same between males of course
>>256226246a male and a female would have the same talons
>>256226425yes but it's hotter when it's a male doing it, girls are yucky
>>256226425they would have even the same cloaca, externally
>>256225952TG is babbymode as fuck, yeah.
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/23233Detectives can suck dong, long live the stains!
>>256227214>https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/23233REEEEE BRING BACK POO
oh fuck, oh god. this is going in my FORUM POST. I can't believe Irradiation would do this.
>>256228037pic related :)
poo and hat storage when
high heels that make a clacking noise when you take a step when
>>256225952TG medbay is a fucking joke. They have superpills called "patches" that instantly bring you from crit to full health instantly. You can also just nab a public first aid kit and get yourself to full in an instant because there are no permanent injuries like internal bleeding or broken bones. Not even exaggerating.
>>256228813I'm okay with that only if they're the speed of magboots
>>256224597>all that crying over the possibility of surgery being even remotely required at any pointlmao
The chad catbeast gets his greentext and dies with honor while the virgin Hugh plays with cyborg armies and dies to their chaos anyways
>>256229381Full speed, but falling over breaks your ankle
>>256224597>Set bone with the hemostat>Pic relatedAs a literal fucking doctor this shit gave me a hearty laugh.
>>256209307Explain to me in english why the black market is a bad idea. I have addressed every issue thus far and the only feedback I currently hear is "omg overpowered ahhh", which it is not since the high prices, difficulty of acquirement, and the fact that every item has a specified chance to appear each round, which can be set as low as you'd like...Unlike ablative RnD vests, ebows, laser guns, cargo energy guns, glocks...I've been extraordinarily open to feedback and ask that you just test it out for a week and revert it if it's still bad after the initial 2 days of tetris-tier rushing.
>borg of balance manages to tase me and want to feed me to the cyberhorror>sleep to cuck him of his validsGet owned idiot
>>256224597>set bone with hemostat
Can someone teach me how to make bombs I dont think im getting maxcap
>>256229728half of this post is you sucking yourself off and the rest is "HEY YOU KNOW GUNSCI? THE THING PEOPLE CONSTANTLY MAKE FUN, THE THING THAT HAS BEEN NERFED HALF A DOZEN TIMES, AND EVEN STILL PEOPLE MOSTLY AGREE WAS A BAD MOVE? WE NEED MORE OF THAT LOL PLS TESTMERGE"
>>256230152if gunsci is so terrible why does it still exist
>>256230152But I explicitly am stating that adding generic guns is a bad idea. Even if I did want to add basic bitch energy guns and people voted yes on the PR, I could raise the price to 1 million credits and noone would ever buy it. It's a matter of finding the right price. Gunsci is overpowered because all they need is 2 beakers with water and potassium to begin making infinite amounts of guns and armor.
>>256230342it exists in a heavily nerfed state and only thanks to inertiagunsci hasn't gotten a new gun or any content in literal years
>>256229728We have 2 whole jobs specifically around contraband and selling people shit. Why is adding a third low-interaction method such a priority to you?
>>256230342same reason i exist irl, no one in power has bothered to get rid of me and people like me because i have glowey bits and can kill stuff even though i might be bad to keep around in the long run
>>256229728The concept is ok, the content itself needs work. At present half the items are already available elsewhere, meaning people will only ever go for the easier one. I would personally say rather than the whacky wild end of things like the tron bike or the portal gun, stick with the type of thing people root around maints spawners hoping to find. Knuckle dusters, contraband medications, the odd ramshackle weapon or discontinued armour.
>>256230691I gotta admit, that homeless man on the highstreet has hung on for a long time because of that glowy bit he's got. You might be on to something.
>>256226148Dalta would mime every couple rounds
>>256229728Pomf hates it.Collabs hate it.It has more thumbs down than up.It's an shitheap of unmergeable enterprise-grade shitcode, and you blew off the ONLY coder that was willing to help you unfuck it.It ain't happening.
>>256229682Do you not have tiny bird bones? Bigot :^)
>>256231192bird bones aren't even smallhave you never eaten chicken
>>2562306832 jobs? I assume you mean cargo and traders. Firstly, I do not believe this method is low interaction, especially compared to cargo. Interaction is meaningless when you have a conversation like this:>Hey, have my seeds arrived yet?>Yeah. Let me get them...>...Here you are.>Thanks.>Have a good one.I didn't begin playing an autism social interaction simulator to exchange the same meaningless pleasantries I have to do in real life. Interaction is about high quality, interesting interaction. With the black market, interesting interaction is encouraged.>Always a chance for SPS alerts, so you can't just quietly amass a stash of shit in a corner after acquiring 100k through some cheesy method that needs to be patched.>Head-only SPS gives interesting discussions between heads and also between a head and person who wants to justify why they want to buy X item.>People working together to afford a cool, powerful item sounds fun.>Having a usage for money will incentivize economy in general, which is the biggest factor I want. People will open shops, trade stuff for money, begin gambling parlors, you name it.>In the future, I would like to add vox raider mafia that can occur from doing bad stuff on the market.Secondly, I believe this system would supplement traders and cargo by giving them extra ways to spend and earn cash. Traders can buy illegal goods to go back and sell to the market or sell illegal goods alongside their trader vendor. Cargo will get uses for money as well. I also want to rework cargo and make it less bland.>>256230725I wanted to go more that route. The PR's will have votes on which route to take, so we'll see if we get there.>>256231164The code itself is perfectly fine if you had looked through it. I am fixing the cult and other gunk, but that's all new items anyway, which I am going to move to separate PR's for sake of atomicity.(Cont)
>>256231616I can fit a whole chicken's femur in my mouth so yeah that's pretty small.
>>256231917>I do not believe this method is low interactionit's literally welding a table and clicking a button to have it teleported on top of youthe SPS shit will not fucking matter whatsoever since all of the things added to the black market so far have no IC reason to be illegal and you can just buy something from maint then move back to your base???multiple people pooling money together is also not inherently a feature of the black market and would be true of any delivery method including cargo and vox tradersfurthermore by comparing buying illegal goods to buying CHEAP AND LEGAL PLANT SEEDS you are coming off as pretty delusionalthe code is laughably bad>Contdon't bother
>>256231164Pomf may think it's a bad idea, although I haven't seem him talk too much about it. Collabs are ambivalent, rathering to judge based on what items are on it. The general populace is split 50/50 on it, and I don't see almost anybody who thinks it's a slightly bad idea, only the people who are firm set on that it is the next gunsci when I'm almost entirely sure it is not.I don't see why people can't be more receptive to change, or at least trying it out. The idea is not virulent nor game breaking. The people have all the control over which items make it in and all the specifics. I am fully willing to take a vote and give collabs full permission to revert if people don't like it after a period of time, but I just ask you try it out instead of repeating the same logically unsound arguments on why it's going to cause intense misery.
>>256232418people are not unreceptive to changepeople are unreceptive to bad changeyou've told us you are "extraordinarily open to feedback" but here you are responding to feedback by calling people irrational and "just hating change" and "logically unsound" and any asspull you can pull off to try to discredit them
>>256232202Alright, please cite where the code is bad. I will fix it.You're right, cheap and legal plant seeds are far less interesting and fun than a black market.Pooling money together is not enforced. I don't want arbitrary limits on forcing people to work together. I can't force people to stop being silent shufflers. But the difficulty of earning the cash without miners will highly incenticize working together, opening a shop, or something like that. It's not just having items teleported to you. You need the cash, and earning the cash is difficult when there would be only 2 realistic sources of miner income: other people and selling things on the black market, the latter of which would be limited.And you have a fair point about just dashing away with the SPS alert. How about a channel time to summon the item, similar to how selling items has a channel? >>256232749I am addressing any actual complaints. I'm confused how else you want me to respond to strawman arguments.
i can still beat KC in a fight it would be so one-sided it wouldnt be funny
>>256232845please elaborate with great detail on how anybody here used a strawmanespecially when you yourself have posted a strawman here: >>256231917>>Hey, have my seeds arrived yet?>>Yeah. Let me get them...>>...Here you are.>>Thanks.>>Have a good one.the code is literally copypaste on top of copypaste on top of copypaste and this has already been pointed out to you by actual coders>But the difficulty of earning the cash without miners will highly incenticize working togethercool cool but i just said that expensive items would incur this in any form of shop, this is not a feature of the black market
I could really go for some time in the brig showers with the boys...
Why do people keep trying to fight nuke opsThey outgun you, outnumber you, and have bombs and jetpacksJust grab the disk, call the shuttle and then run the fuck away from them, toss flashbangs and get hooked up on hyperzine
>>256233070>outnumberexcuse me what
>>2562332495 operatives against 3 officersThe rest of the crew doesn't matter in the age of dude bombs
>>256233070*blows your head off with one burst*heh, you couldnt hope to beat me
Black market just seems poorly thought out. Id much rather have cool items be put in through 1 by 1 in PRs rather than constrained by some silly notion that credits are supposed to be something more than RP fluff
>repeat everything I am doing multiple times in nukie radio>warn people to get back to ship multiple times>say exactly how long they have and when nuke is going off>watch as one ops tracker keeps going deeper into station>60 seconds to nuke explosion>everyone but that one guy boards>few seconds to explosion>leader decides now is a good time to pickup the dumbass op that's still in middle of station>tase the dumbass>proceeds to whine like a faggot about leaving someone behind and disobeying leadershiphaha eat a dick
Black market shouldn't get merged because GlassEclipse is a shitter, and shitters shouldn't decide how the game gets played.
>>256233046who's this? Meet me in dorms next round
>>256233451Why are you playing this like it's singleplayer
>>256233615because it is, you're all NPCs
>>256233047You asked how this would promote interaction. I just gave an example of bad interaction to help show what I think is good interaction, maybe it came off in a bad way.As for strawmans against me, I believe the whole "omg I will just buy an OP item and kill everyone" argument being rehashed over and over is a strawman. I agree, having an OP rushable item is a bad idea. So items have an rng chance to appear every round, definable in the datum. Item prices vary, and can be set as high or low as you want. And never mind the ad hominems that always go on.As a cryptology engineer (cybersecurity focused on encoding data) with many years of coding experience, I can guarantee you that copy/pasting code is a norm, if stack overflow is any testament to how you shouldn't waste time doing what others have done better. It's a matter of ensuring the code you do copy is altered and utilized well, and I believe the black market code is pretty much as good as can be. Adding items is as easy as putting in the item path and values you want for rng chance, price min/max, etc...Cult code was shit. That's why I'm doing a refactor of the code right now to make it better on the side.And fair enough, expensive items anywhere woule incentivize that. We can't just put dangerous and rare items in the merch console. Perhaps a white market would do better for something like expensive, non-dangerous goods. But what for more dangerous ones? You would need... a black market, no? I would much rather add goods with interesting danger and gimmick potential than add 4000$ speed boost generator to the merch console.>>256233439Why shouldn't credits be a cool part of the game instead of an arbitrary number? The best RP mechanics have actual use behind them. I can't bribe a man to let me into engineering if money is worthless unless the engineer decides to play along.>>256233478Ad hominem.
>>256233315I have killed nuke ops by punching them in the face and stealing their gun as a janitor, ss13 combat is fast, brutal and nasty enough that anyone capable of swinging a blunt object is a threat.
>>256233615I don't blame him for not wanting to coddle a lone nukie. Fuck him for not listening to comms (text can be kinda hard to see tho), and playing RDM while the squad's fucked off is more akin to playing the game like it's singleplayer. I stayed behind for an op once, and we all died in the explosion. It doesn't matter, but it just felt stupid.>>256233478He is a shitter but his idea's a hot mess. Don't forget that. Glass, try laying out a couple use cases and people might not hate it as much. Right now its ambiguity makes it reek of eventual powercreep
>>256234151Rename it spessmart prime delivery service and add a spessmart destination disk to the inventory
>>256233451>richard green>even being in the rightoh nononononono
>>256234201This is not a general rule>>256233916Says the literal silent shuffler
>>256234409The mission always comes first, those who don't make it back get to die a glorious death
>>256234886>ckeywhy am I not surprised?
>>256234409Not a bad idea. The conflict I have right now is as so:>I suggest items in the PR.>muh atomicity!!! this can be used to tickle people? broken! wtf gunsci 12.0>I don't suggest items and add few fluff gimmick items for example purposes, waiting for framework to go thru first>current scenario, shit idea, where's content, going to become lavaland!On second thought, maybe you're right. Either way has people complaining about overpoweredness.Also, my shittery is exaggerated. You don't hear about the rounds where I do my job and make chems or the rounds where I follow space law by the book as the HoS, and that's because I'm not a stat*cfaggot.
>>256233615I am not, I communicated everything I was doing during deployment and offered valuable insight during planning phase. However the op that chose to stay behind was not paying attention at all and our leader would have killed us all if he managed to send the shuttle back.He was clearly delusional.
>>256235121I can still count the number of time my ckey/static's been mentioned in the thread on one hand, but I digress. My point was that you probably have some vision for how people would use the black market so pick >a role>some black market items>a scenario where someone in that role would buy these items>how it benefits the round/does not produce more gunkBMS, basically. If you want to take it in some direction, then do so and commit to it. Walking through exactly the market impacts gameplay could even help you iron out some kinks you might've overlooked.
What does meta have going for it again? It has x-box huge departments and no maintenance.
>>256236026I will do that. Thank you for the idea.And as for my shittery, the ebow ban was brought up a couple of times but noone ever really mentioned my name until the black market controversy came around, and now suddenly my shittery is universal. Ah well, what can you do except try and be less of a shitter to prove them wrong?
>>256224597>>256224597>>256224597The best part about it is that TG is basically run by this guy named Oranges. Unlike Pomf people fucking *HATE* Oranges. And he doesn't give a fuck what people think. He wants something gone? It's gone.You might think that's a good thing>>256236134Meta is the station-of-choice for TGites.
>>256236134chaplain soul stone, duh. Now give me my free antag item
Two awful rounds back to backAnd now meta again
So black market is a good idea. Most of the interesting creative ideas are good ideas.They won't be good at first, but they'll get good.It takes time to balance shit. But creative ideas are only going to make the server more interesting to play on.
i'm dealing with a ban evader on my own server that runs /vg/ code. how do i check the cookies?
something something always wear PPE
>>256237095Very cool, anon.
>>256237095i'd watch a burn chamber over lunch with this hungry skeleton she'd better be careful welding with those mesons on
Where I come from we call these "jotos"Don't join discord, it's a gay hookup and personal information gathering center
>>256237014There is a big message 'X HAS A COOKIE FROM A BANNED ACCOUNT!' that pops out on login. Watch for that.Alternatively, I think they're a var on the client datum but I'm not sure how you check it properly.
>>256237786>nuke >rhaplancaTwo of the biggest IQ drains of the serverNot that they stand out of the crowd
>>256237014either check for the message mentioned in >>256237803 or:varedit on suspected playersearch for client datum in varssearch for "related" in client's varsshould show a ckey if it managed to pick something up, at least it does on /vg/
>>256237435>no tools besides a crowbar>covered in burns and plasters, probably set up an engine wrong and blew something up>welds while wearing mesonswould assign to building walls and replacing floor tiles, clearly not cut out for anything else.
>>256234151>As a cryptology engineer (cybersecurity focused on encoding data) with many years of coding experience, I can guarantee you that copy/pasting code is a normUuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh
>>256238123you can weld with mesons and a mask anon, welding masks are specifically eye protection 3 despite only needing eye protection 2 to weld safely because mesons are eye protection -1
>>256235121glasseclipse:>REEEE STOP STRAWMANNING MEalso glasseclipse:>>muh atomicity!!! this can be used to tickle people? broken! wtf gunsci 12.0
>>256233605kc stands for "King Cutie"i want to give him a big hug, tuck him into bed, and pack his lunch for him!
>>256238474All of these arguments have been made against me, and by multiple people.
john wick bundle when?
I DED PLS ANTAG BAN
>>256238507In that order?
>>256239117t.Richard 'holy shit I suck so many penises' Green
>>256239224>mfw the local homosexual metaclique is upsetI have no face
>>256239117t. Richard "I love to blasma fludd" Green
just a reminderfactual, accurate list of people who are undeniably shitstains who /vg/ would be better off without:>Discomuffin>Absolutely>Jedediahsmith>Cescu_gah>Katebishop>Glasseclipse>Basedconsumer>Bomber Harris>HagiJes>IFlashYou>Whatever the fuck Termed's new Ckey isof the these shitters, the three absolute worst and most likely to end up banned within the coming months are:>Absolutely>Discomuffin>Bomber HarrisAbsolutely is just MrC0urier but even more of a faggot.Discomuffin is a brain-damaged teenager who can't stop doing stupid shit.Bomber Harris is likely the next Souhei.
>>256239527>posting just active playersyou forgotAloraydrelDjkramerPrimeD
>>256239634Why would I post inactive players?
>>256239527im discomufifn and at least im not primed or worse the admin down the line that list haha so uhh i dont think im gonna get banned in the coming months virgin
termedclepe did nothing wrong
>>256239527factual list but harris isn't that badnot great but also not bad enough to deserve the shitlist imo, will probably be fine if he doesn't keep on tumbling down
>search my ckey on fireden>only 3 resultsnice
>>256241143fucking release me
>>256241143>find few results>half of them are niggers calling me names because I probably dabbed on them in the game or over githubepic
>>256239527what did they even do to you?
Forget about your other religions. Unitology is the only true salvation. Meet us at the chapel.
>>256241143>141 results foundaaargh
>>256241519>tfw richard green will never cry and delete his account over your PR commentswhy even live?
that's a dodge from me desu senpai
>>256242054I've deleted about 10 git accounts so far, once every few months.
>>256242772latejoin is not real guys, we shouldn't have any measure against abuse of latejoin
>>256239527Imo I dont think Jed belongs on the list just because a schizophrenic teenager wont stop posting about him
>>256239634those players are active huh
>summon guns, magic and swords wizards three times in a row
>>256242565>>256242772Oh God no
>>256242938>an admin that uses checkantag while playing the game isnt supposed tobe on a shitlist
>>256243048those players he posted are also only active, just shitposted to oblivion
>>256242910>abuse of latejoinwhat abuse?I Iatejoin nearly every round
>>256243157Oh look its said schizo teenager>yfw 99% of the server likes the admeme you hate more than you lol
>>256243220Same but because i smonk between rounds and always get there 4 to 11 minutes late
>>256243220Not long ago, before the shitshow that le wacky ten antag types a round is, only one antag would appear and would define the roundtype. If the objective was assassination or capture it would pick a crewmember as they spawn. Latejoining would skip past that, simply spawn a second after the targets are set and you can hunt valids without being ever hunted.This also worked for denying fun gamemodes that require a certain number of people ready in the lobby.
This is the final, unabridged list of the latex vox metaclub:49bluesunAbsolutelyAkiyusaAloraydrelAnglosphereArchinistAssburgeriAwsmnamedudeAxelDanComrade DispenserDangitMasterDiscomuffinDogesimpsonEdwarusFosstarGlassEclipseGringoniusIAGFPRMFJedediahSmithJknpjrJohnExplodeJuanototo2KereanilKillette2MastercasualMeet me in dormsMehicusMRflargOnChOtatohPancakeminesPrimeDRacobioRepertorSandy_SandSoudesukaSpyrosharkThedood365TseaVonDudeMaster
>>256243669>This also worked for denying fun gamemodes that require a certain number of people ready in the lobby. that's mainly what i feel bad about latejoining, especially when i'm playing ausfag time, and there's like 5 ready up on round startI dont validhunt or do other shittery so i dont feel so bad>>256243521yeah i feel ya, sometimes i wish there was 10 minutes between rounds but then again i'd probably still latejoinI just like latejoin because i can see what jobs the station is missing and how many are inactive in each role
>>256244315this is just the who list wtf
>>256244648shut the fuck up squeaker you've been found out
>>256243157yeah that's bad but relatively speaking, pretty minor and after the shitstorm that came out of it and the extreme strictness that /vg/ admins are held to I don't think he'll be doing it againcompare that to every other person in that list who shit regularly up rounds 20x harder than an antagchecking assistant
>Get a bwoink in about half the games I play recently Please stop breaking into the armoury and then getting mad when you get caught.
>>256244315>>256244723Sorry buddy but it looks like you missed me ovo
>>256244315Unironically if you aren't on that list you are a shitter.
>>256244794you tell that to yourself buddy but in my case that antag checking assistant killed me as a non antag and also had modsay with his antag admin team mate on deck
>>256245526oh nooooo you got nonantag killed oncethat still puts the guy who did it at a solid last place in that entire fucking list
>>256244889Admeme here. Here's how the bwoink would goBWOINK "Hey what's going on with you and X"You: "He broke in the armory"Me: "Have a nice round. Thank you for your time"
>>256245807wow wtf shitmin
>>256245807sec player here, can confirmin fact I love getting bwoinked, I'm always in the right
>>256244889Did you get banned?When the answer is no than shut up
>>256245807So is anyone without access to the armory immediately valid if I spot them breaking in?
i know you can read this pomf give us the sylveon porn you've commissioned with donations
>>256246637why don't you get some taste, pokemon is garbage
>>256246717we all play ss13 it's pretty fucking obvious nobody in here has any taste anon
>>256246834I am a patrician among plebs, though.
>every round is eitheir a shitty forced admin gimmick, or a gunk round where the antag makes every one antags or blasma floods and no one recalls.I aint gunna lie lads, the rounds the last few weeks have been complete shit.
>>256247006the server is shit, we all know it
>>256246507You should still follow protocol. But I'm guessing this person gets bwoinked for perma-ing or executing armory looters.
>>256247748>Grand theft>Grand tresspass + B&E>Not grounds for perma>Not grounds for borging if resisting arrest, assaulting, interference, or grand escape during/following the break-in Uhh?
are you taking about this in the context of antags looting the armoury or greyshits?
>>256244315WH-HOW DID YOU FIND OUT I WAS IN THE CLUB
>>256248140Did you give them a proper trial?
>>256243568I'm not jed I'm a femstatic
>>256248914Can't give trial to a corpse that broke his own neck
hey wait a minute this is everyone online right now
>>256245526>>256245651In that same round you killed a sec officer with an XL chloral as a nonantag...
>>256248140Negro, I'm not saying they don't have grounds. I'm saying that's why angry shitters ahelp and force the bwoink.
Dear doctor who headswapped me to succ me in surgery. You get ONE free pass of doing that before I become a mouse. You went for a second attempt, that's why it didn't work the second time.
>rad storm>everyone gets into maint>break open hot canister in maint>HOT HOT HOT>place a gas miner under each of escape shuttle airlocks>shard delaminates and nobody gets to see itconsidering everyone was ling, pretty peaceful round
bar ling gang RISE UP
God that was a shit round>Lingmemes voted>Every one is LE LING >haha epik bus>no one does anything>DUDE BAGULOS LMAO>Round EndsAhem Fuck Admins.
>>256249350Sorry, interpreted your post wrong. I get you now.
>le funny supermatter bus xDdo the admins ever get sick of this fucking joke
>>256249316sec and graysuit are natural enemies...
Pic related interesting.>>256249542It was interesting until ERT bullshit happened. Honestly seeing the lings figure it out was fun and watching the majority of them try to make some kind of ling society was interesting.Hell the politics on who got to absorb was interesting.But... Richard Green was a ling. Which means the station is going to be filled with hot fumes.>>256243568Not me
despite ling removal being constantly virtue signaled as The Reason Why This Server Sucks!! it sure fucking did a lot of good
>>256248909Isn't it just as metagamey to validhunt them? wouldn't your character just either call it out to security if you don't play sec or arrest and follow procedure if you do play sec?
>>256249462I enjoyed the part where we all got up and left together without saying anything out loud. I also enjoyed the part where we surrounded the chef when he got off the shuttle in arrivals. Also greetings fellow humans. *preform handshake
>>256241143>only 3 results as well>but it's back when I was a newshitter
>>256250028In my cases I'm speaking from the perspective of sec, being undermanned and overwhelmed. Hard to arrest when there's 2-3 of them, 1 of you, and they're trying to rush you.
>>256250496that seems fair desumore sex players required
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new thread when?
>>256249462Needs more spice.
>can't pick chef on latejoin last night or todaywhy
>>256251125i jobbanned you... sorry
>>256251423>>256251423>>256251423new>>256251423>File: 1421818237502.gif (34 KB, 548x418)>>256251423>>256251423
>>256239634>>256242174after five years of never being mentioned in the thread this is it.