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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>2563
>walk into bar
>battle of lil slugger starts playing

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
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>New player guide
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>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
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>Test server
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>Public server list
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>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>HELP CANT'T CONNNTECT???????
You need at least version 512 to connect now. Try the latest beta first (through the BYOND launcher), it should be functional.
If not, here's 512.1464 which is confirmed to be mostly unfucked http://www.byond.com/download/build/512/512.1464_byond_setup.zip

>/vg/station forum and logs + Discord circlejerk
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>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
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First for musky talonjobs!
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>On that note since service is actually your bitch and there are frequently too many botanists you can always just reassign them as you see fit (though this can have IC repercussions).
And also rule 0 reprucusions as you get banned from hop for being a shitter
You don't get to just demote people for ''being your bitch'' when they are doing their job fine. You don't get to just assign people to what you want. That's literally what assistants are for. You only change peoples jobs with actual justification. ''I counted too many green dudes'' is not justification.
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Second for readd Meta.
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>>256099182
you can reassign people within your department as you see fit, fuck off
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>>256099241
T. soon to be banned shitter
If they are doing their job well, you can't. You don't get to go to a guy irl ''hey I know you are a car mechanic but go do computing'' and you can't here too
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To that anon in the thread
No, window flashing doesn't do anything yet but what it'll do is make the game window flash orange when you're not having it opened (AKA when you're alt-tabbed). I'm gonna work on it sooner or later so that midround roles and bwoinks will make the window flash orange, window flashing will have toggles between off, friendly roles only (like posibrain and borer), antag roles only, and all roles
But right now it just does nothing
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does pomf have an steam account
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>>256099727
Yes
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>>256099761
gib
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>>256099342
your posts are causing mass extinction of brain cells in those around you

kill yourself before you make us as stupid as you are
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>>256099838
okay bannedlet
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>>256099798
no
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Your title means nothing
You want to be MY captain
Earn it
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When will the say window be fixed? It's a pain in the ass currently.
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>>256101282
fix it yourself brainlet. not sure what you want fixed though.. the fact they take like 15 crowbar swings, yet 3 kicks from a shard, yet windoors take 11 kicked shards and 8 crowbar hits, for some reason
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>low pop round
>admin fuckery ensues
>maint peaches spawn everywhere, special delivery from centcom
>everyone who eats them gets a disease, loss of coordination, coughing, brain traumas and damage, and you talk like a monkey randomly
>cure is bananas, basically Jungle Fever 2.0
>be botanist, save the day for about half of the crew, the other half fuck off into maint or disconnect
>admin asks for volunteers, do so and become traitor
>objectives: kill, kill, steal the cap's gun, escape
>admin changes kill objectives to hoarding peaches and taking them onto the shuttle because literally only 6 people still connected
>trade TCs for bag of holding because no materials to make them
>take 30 cans of peaches with me, grab the cap's gun and the curator's book for good measure, gun down a few braindead on my way out
>after round ends, admin says I did them proud
>OOC is literally just the cook complaining about how I let their food plants die while traitoring
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>>256101384
>admin busses so hard he has to compliment the one dude still connected to not come off as a jerk
amusing, i dc'd btw
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>256101340
this must be some kind of advanced bait
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>>256101340
I'm talking about the say verb window, not in game windows.
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>>256101537
its fine
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>>256101463
With how low pop the server got and the fact that the actual traitor died 10 seconds in, either the admin busses or we would have had 4 hours of autism forting before being forced to evac
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>>256101650
>we would have had 4 hours of autism forting
Good
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>>256101703
Autism forting on meta with so few people feels so desolate though. Literally the only people I saw from botany were the chef and the half dozen assholes who broke in lookiung for bananas while they were growing. At least on something like donut you could make a case for single people running entire departments

Plus I was planning on leaving combustible lemons through the station and letting the greytide figure things out, so it wouldn't have mattered either way
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Give me knowledge on how to build an oxygen SME
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>>256100541
Give it an outline
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I am going to design a map that is the exact polar opposite of Deff.
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>>256102879
slap oxygen canister in the path of the emitters in the chamber
scrub everything but oxygen
emitter bursts the canister
???
shard is now orange
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>>256102879
Scrub everything but oxygen from the chamber.
Glad I could help
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how do I get guns? just in general.
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>>256104731
walk into the armory
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>>256104731
Crack open weapon crates from cargo, raid the armory, go to the satellite and kill russians, get lucky with space vaults.
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>>256102879
Bonus points for building a two-part cooling loop with a larger ser of HE pipes connected by a digital valve to keep the shard in a perfect temperature
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>>256104731
Easiest way to steal an egun is if there is no HOP you can setup and hide an emitter someone near his office in maint, hack in the door, take the locker and bust it open. Also gives you an SPS so you can track secs movements, sunglasses too.
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>>256104731
Be scientist.
???
Gun
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>>256104731
if you are not cargo, security, or science, non-stolen guns are either extremely difficult or extremely limited to acquire
this is the kernel of truth behind the gunlusting that leads to ablinoism
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>>256104731
make a blunderbuss, cook a clay pot in microwave, add clay pot to blunderbuss
easy for any job to make, very deadly

2 hits crit any unarmored human, shit against armored opponents
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Remove guns from science.
Cargo gun crates alert whenever broken into.
There, fixed the albinos.
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>>256105756
The security fears the ablino
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>>256105756
>female ablinos
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>>256107678
Cargo doesnt need that, because sec is always in cargos shit, and often raid em. Science never gets raided for guns and shit
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>>256107765
Have you ever seen Luna Love? Always full ablino.
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>>256099727
/pomfpomfd3
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>>256108063
Oh it is him
>Was gonna give him RoR2
>He already has it
Sad times.
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>>256108063
youve given fuel to the resident banned autist to shitpost directly to pomf now
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>>256108195
it's okay
>>256108157
i appreciate the thought, anon
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Anyone got the stats for last round? I didn't catch the antag list.
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>>256108250
pomf please readd meta
some retard removed it because he thought it was crashing the server when literally every server in the game was crashing due to a BYOND problem
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Who is the most incredibly based static and why is it Roman?
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>Everyone getting mad at janitor
>Me, antag, ready to pounce on anyone who attacks him, as he's being a better clown than the clown
>No one does
I used to do that to people who jumped on clown but our clowns never do anything now
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>>256108980
t. roman
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>>256108980
Unironically probably Jack Dale at the moment, being basically the only guy playing any head that actually matters (hos, cap) despite the lack of people to actually command and generally being pretty fair in his IC interactions.
Shame about the waifufagging though
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>>256109019
No, I was the HoP
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>>256100541
I preferred it when it was just a hermit crab in a toolbox
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>>256108956
ok
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I don't like TEEGEE cookie clicker science but they have an interesting protolathe system. Basically every department got it's own protolathe that can print stuff useful to their job like guns for security, power cells for engineering, surgery tools for medbay etc. and science alone can't print everything anymore.

+
>no more ablino powergay science
>you're not fucked if science refuses to print shit for you
>no running over to science if you need shit

-
>people may not do RnD now because they can't get powergay shit
>research levels would need to get reworked
>not every department might get minerals from mining (maybe make the protolathes share minerals)
>might have to add more shit for the different departments
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>>256109172
based
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>>256109106
>tases the atmos traitor
>doesnt have any cuffs
>doesnt even search them
yeah, im thinking hes based
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>>256107802
Fair enough. There is not a single reason that RnD should be able to print guns. People get angry that a black market could sell guns to greytides yet don't bat an eye when a scientist prints fifty different kinds of laser guns.
"Illegal" research btw
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>>256109172
while you are alive up the population needed for roid its fuckhueg
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>>256109331
>People get angry that a black market could sell guns to greytides yet don't bat an eye when a scientist prints fifty different kinds of laser guns.
this
I responded to some post a few weeks ago, you know, your usual post about powergaming assistants. Turns out the same guy criticizing said assistants himself defended the act of printing & forcing open assault rifle boxes for yourself as science as a “doing your job” activity. I respect gunlusting because guns are based as fuck but that right there was some cognitive dissonance from science
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Why the heck are laser guns so deadly in this game?

IRL they need a bit to start doing damage as they ablate the surface layers off
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>>256109398
what do you think it should be? It's set to 20 players minimum atm.
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>>256109609
Because they're sci-fi lasers.
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>>256109609
something needs to defeat armor because its broken as fuck
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>>256109527
People have complained about sci for years. Don't use an almost universally agreed overpowered department and go ''yea, this is cool, make everyone like that''
On top of that the black market is essentially just cargo minus interacting with others beyond griefing by stealing organs. It turns all interactions into bad ones then followed by getting lethals in a maint from a magic device.
Awful idea, fuck the retard who came up with it, just add more neat shit to cargo
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>>256109630
20 is perfectly fine
packed's higher bound should be higher, I want to see the chaos of highpop packed for once
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>>256109767
an admin can force packed if they really want
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>>256109815
what's even the command for that, I never figured that or map switching out in private
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>>256109865
have to edit the map vote winner.
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>>256109764
He said he removed the organ harvesting, but I just used that as an example. My point is that RnD gets a free pass when it comes to pointless powercreep. I don't see why they get to print guns anyway, what's the purpose? I haven't seen security ask for any once.
Also, is it me or does the laser rifle sprite update after firing it once
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>>256109902
thanks pomfles have a pomfcoin
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>>256110003
Imagine...
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>>256110117
imagine what?
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>>256110978
o-oh
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>>256110978
based
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>>256110978
holy based
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>>256109764
It’s less of a pro-black market post and more of a “i understand jobbies complaining about assistants but not gunscientists complaining about assistants” post
the baseline level of content proposed for that black market pr is genuinely some TG lavaland stuff which intimidates me on the basis that it got at least some support & that TG is starting to get some influence on our codebase
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>>256110978
based, but bluepilled
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>>256111143
What kind of lavaland stuff
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>>256109976
It's simple fuckwit, sometimes you need a fuckload of guns to throw at a problem.

It is useful in many different scenarios, and if cargo is inadequate at gun procurement/understaffed and guns are necessary in large amounts, or if sec armory got busted up somehow.

There have been loads of situations where I was wishing that sci had done gun research.
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>>256111315
healing potions (or i guess lesser healing potions?), portal guns, & tron bikes is all adminbus tier without a doubt & very evocative of the lavaland “philosophy” from the posts ive seen on here about it
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>>256111143
I like the black market thing, as long as too overpowered stuff aren't added, but to be fair there's already a lot of overpowered stuff that is relatively easy to get, including vaults and the numerous ways to cheat them (the vault that spawns a melee weapon that is stronger than an e-sword is bugged so that the real one spawns on top of a fake one instead of replacing the fake one, and it also shows below the altar when right-clicked)
Comparing black market to Lavaland is an exaggeration because it's nowhere near as bad and powercreeped as Lavaland is
Powercreep is alright as long as everyone has a share of the pie and not some exclusive cool kids club that is also shielded from any and all changes by coders
I don't dig SPS beeping though, just more arrestvalids
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>>256111568
Sometimes, that problem makes for an organic round where you have to think beyond el ablino desires. There's a LOT of makeshift weapons. Use them.
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How do I break into secure crates? Is it surgical drill?
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>>256104670
>>256104676
>>256104852
That's all? Well thanks.
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>>256111143
the black market pr itself is literally just having the framework exist though
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>>256111671
Shooting it, you can also use an emitter, or you can drill it with a mech, if you're ballsy enough you can use explosives but I can't recall secure crates are susceptible to weak explosives, so you'd need an explosion that depressurizes your department
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What was the deleted post?
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>>256109331
personally my reason for disliking black market is not "reee greyshit!!!" but rather how ALL of the items proposed for the black market are retarded supernatural or adminbus-tier stuff
it makes zero sense from a thematical standpoint, literally not one of the items in there are shady illegal stuff that would fit a black market, and that also raises the issue that if this is outlandish, but harmless stuff, why the fuck would it be illegal? the guy coding it fully expects sec to instantly valid you because you welded at able and purchased a portal gun, which is a retarded sentence from start to finish
just scrap the blackmarket shit and add those items to xenoarch, cargo, or tr*ders instead. it fails thematically, it fails illegally, and even if it worked, it seems to be against the general idea of the game that New Method Of Getting Shit #7 works with zero player-to-player interaction
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>>256111678
I'm for the idea if good items are on it. I think get to vote on what items will be on it, so that's nice, but there needs to be actual item ideas. I don't mind some stuff like tron bikes but there does need to be less gimmicky stuff as well
I don't mind the idea of low power weapons on it.
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>>256111671
Are you talking the crates you find on the roid or locked ones from Cargo?
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>>256111662


Yes, there are, but not all of them can actually solve the fucking problem, like say, a traitor that bought the zombie vial, or an alien, or a multitiude of other things that are there on the station.

Makeshift weapons are a stopgap measure until someone from another department saves the day by either raiding another department, or putting together some maguffin that saves the day.

Makeshift weapons are hardly a substitute for real ones, and in many situations, the station is absolutely damned if they don't have guns or mechs.

Clock cult, aliens, and zombies to name a few.
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>>256111625
>Comparing black market to Lavaland is an exaggeration because it's nowhere near as bad and powercreeped as Lavaland is
YET.
Lavaland wasn't as powercreepy at the start either. Black market is getting dangerously close to lavaland-tier in just one patch.
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>>256111843
Just use the archive, dude
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>>256111980
>in just one patch
THE SUGGESTIONS ARE JUST DUMB SUGGESTIONS AND NOT ACTUALLY IN THE CODE.
THE BLACK MARKET PR IS JUST THE FRAMEWORK.
OTHER PRS WILL BE NEEDED TO ACTUALLY ADD SHIT AND YOU CAN BITCH THEN.
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>>256111980


You realize the more players that learn of the black market, the more pervasive any items that are sold there will be?

Look at how many people rush insulated gloves at round start.

That's going to happen with the black market.
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>>256111884
the guy changed the black market's level of contraband to warrant a 5 minute sentence, which i think suits better. as for a silent shuffler method of getting stuff, he claimed that sps beeps and having to steal, sell, or work together to earn enough cash for items would mean interaction. im not too sure about that but i dont think you can really force anybody to talk with other people. on the other hand, this would give me a good motivation to earn cash and open up a shop.
>>256111980
i dont get this argument. you could add lavaland tier stuff to xenoarch or any other system, the reason why it isn't there is because we express disgust on the PRs and aren't afraid to call someone a dumb faggot for having a poor opinion
>>256112167
calm down glass
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>>256111968
Then if you can't solve the problem with makeshift weapons, the armoury weapons are gone, and cargo has been removed, then maybe you should just concede that the antagonists have done a good job that round and call the shuttle. Not everything needs to be solvable by you playing Contra with 6 eguns in your bag of holding.
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>>256111980
If everything is powercreeped then nothing really is :)
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>>256112237
I don't know how many times people need to be told that the PR going through doesn't mean we're going to have a fully functional black market chock full of meme items.
If it's greenlit it won't even be fucking accessible yet.
I just want people to fucking READ and it makes me mad.
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>>256112220
I'm not sure that's the black market's fault more than it is powergamers. The money limiting factor I think will make it less rushable, though, at least after everybody stops spamming it after it gets released.
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>>256112375
Because even the framework is retarded. These capabilities belong in the hands of cargo and the tr*ders, where there are player interactions in the game.
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redpill me on player interactions
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>>256112167
kinda see it as foot in the door negotiations
“i do not think there are good suggestions for what will occupy this new vacant office space and the stuff ive heard informally spitballed by the architect give me pause to approve it” is valid
its also valid because its 10x harder to get something removed here than it is to get it approved which incentivizes said hyper-scrutiny
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>>256112539
Hell is other people
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>>256112539
A buzzword that people throw around when departments become self-sufficient in any regard
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>>256111568
>sec can get guns
>yeah but sec can't get guns GOOD so we need to add unlimited guns to cargo!
>
>sec and cargo can get guns
>yeah but sec and cargo can't get guns GOOD so we need to add unlimited guns to the protolathe!
>
>sec cargo and science can get guns
>yeah but sec cargo and science can't get guns GOOD so we need to add makeshift guns!
>
>sec cargo science and crafting can get guns
>yeah but sec cargo science and crafting can't get guns GOOD so we need to add easily obtainable matebas to the tcomms sat and fill space with syndie armories and other cheesable vaults!
>
>sec cargo science crafting and tcommsat can get guns
>yeah but cargo science crafting and tcommsat can't get guns GOOD so we need to add silentshuffle guns to the black market!
>
>sec cargo science crafting tcommsat and black market can get guns
>yeah but cargo science crafting tcommsat and black market can't get guns GOOD so we need to grow guns in botany and...
when does it stop
what's the endgame
that last made up example already exists in TG. it will unironically be our next gun powercreep one day. don't say I didn't warn you.
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>>256112482
>Cargo
>Orders glubs crate
>Is it here yet?
>Yeah
>*Goes to get crate, opens, passes glubs*
>Thanks
>No problem
Oh boy.

And traders would work pretty well with this since they have all the tools for black market stuff on their autism outpost. Hell, why not give them it to start off? I think it'd be pretty cool to do a heist to steal ion rifles from the armory then sell it to vox to handle and send offshore.
>>256112539
Just talking to other people is meaningless, it's about good interactions. I didn't play a multiplayer simulation game to exchange pleasantries like I'm forced to do in my everyday mundane life with no redeeming factors.
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>>256112794
Good interactions don't come when you're completely self-sufficient and can wizard in anything you need to gunk the round with a console.
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>>256112794
>comparing glubbs to contraband guns which are specifically intended to be perma-worthy
hmm...
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>>256112317

Makeshift weapons are usable, but if facing down a real threat you need real solutions, not stopgap measures.

Guns are a win condition, and they should exist in the departments they do.

Every department has a win condition of sorts.

Cargo has gun access and lavaland.

Sci has it's research

Medical has genetics.


There should be a wincon for most departments, it makes the game more interesting than it otherwise would be.
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>>256112970
>Cargo has gun access and lavaland.
the redditspacing refugee shows his colors
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>>256112482
I have never had a meaningful interaction with Cargo.
Traders on very sparse occasions but even then it's still mostly just buying shit near-wordlessly, and I'm the kindof asshole that'll buy the dumb niche shit that doesn't actually serve any purpose like the vamp heads.
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>>256112927
These things cost money, you know. You can't just buy everything you want without effort put in.
>>256112954
>Hey can I have a gun
>No.
>Dude I see the emitter over there
>Oh. Haha. *Passes energy gun*
>Thanks. me *Winks
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>>256112421

But powergamers/metagaming will never cease to exist, that's why every feature and balance concern should be adjusted by item power/time to acquire.

Notice nobody has said that some of the loot from lavaland legendaries is OP.

It's because due to the acquisition and knowledge requirements being difficult.
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>>256113153
so... make the item expensive?
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>>256112690
BoTANY GANG WW2
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>>256113106
>simultaneously claims convincing cargo to give you a gun isn't interaction while also claiming convincing a head to give you his unlimited credit card he never uses is majestic design and the interaction we need
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>>256113153
so you are LITERALLY defending the lavaland design philosophy and want to add something similar to /vg/
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>>256113226
Head cards have like 1000 over the course of a round. The tron bike cost 3000~ in the example. And the market is cash only, anyway.
I don't pretend that adding a black market would somehow result in 100% good interactions, nothing will. But I think it has a lot of potential for good ones.
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>>256113208


Yes. Any item of a certain power level should be time gated.
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What is this Lavaland yal are referring to?
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Had the first dialogue with Ulysses yesterday and he didn't manage to say fucking shit for about 7 or 8 minutes or 10 minutes of dialogue, if it wasn't for me already having done this I wouldn't have understood almost a fucking thing of what he said, Jesus Christ
>BEAR AND BULL
>BEAR IS STUPID HAS TWO HEADS
>GO HUNT HOLOTAPES if you don't you'll need speech 100 to convince me to not fight you
>OLD WORLD
now to fight the ass enemies from what i remember
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>Don't worry guys it's fine because it will be expensive haha :)
>*people immediately figure out 6 different ways to cheese money and buy out the entire black market every other round*
>WHOOPS HAHA OH WELL TOO LATE TO REMOVE IT NOW :)
this is 100% what will happen
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>>256113453
Wrong general, nerd.
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>>256113614
>Remove cheese strategy to earn money after round of abuse
>Eventually most cheese is away and we can finally use the economy aspect
Hmm.
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>>256113726
y-you're in the wrong general, chad
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>>256113614
Then you gradually nerf those ways as they are discovered.

There should really just be some random items, and maybe a syndicate item or two.

Drugs always available, a meme item or two, some items available exclusively to a handful of departments, a random access card, maybe a random syndicate item at high cost. How is acquiring money being handled?

It doesn't have to be super powercreep.
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>>256113846
>Perform a cascade of reactionary fixes so that the inherently broken system isn't as fucking broken
>Instead of just not implementing it, and having an unintended flow-on effect
Yeah I'm sure every other department that uses money will be overjoyed that any cool fun gimmicks they can do are now nipped in the bud because you wanted to silent shuffle in a bunch of syndicate explosives as a non-antag
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>>256115278
Are you really trying to suggest that people care about money
The whole reason why miners can make 100k mining 10 minutes of plasma and it hasn't been fixed is because the economy is utterly useless. Why even have money if we're never going to fix it, then?
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>>256115278

Well, nerfing any system that generates loads of cash is pretty easy, you just take down the amount of money it generates a notch until it's time gated effectively.

That being said, syndicate explosives shouldn't be on the black market vendor, or should only be accessible randomly.
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>>256115278
Doesn't matter bro. The collabs all hate the blackmarket and there are enough thumbs down to thanos it without backlash. Even if there weren't, it's unmergeable shitcode and the animebrained shitcoder has 0 chance of fixing it acceptably. Black market just isn't getting merged. It will be yet another derelict PR that gets left up for 3 months and then swept under the bed.
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>>256115510


See, that's a problem, it shouldn't be that easy to acquire money.

If only there were a way to sort wages out as rewards for jobbiekeeping.
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>>256115520
>y-yeah gunk shouldn't exist
>or rather, it should, just randomly ;)
>after about 2 minutes, so I can get my insulated gloves and rush the captain's credit card
Nah
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Ghetto ablative vest when?
>smashing mirrors now drops 2 or 3 mirror shards
>putting 6 on a hazard vest will make a ghetto ablative
>worse reflection chance but slightly less suspicious sprite than a normal ablative
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>>256115714
Better yet, it has a chance to stab you in the chest if you ever fall over.
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>>256115714
never fuck albinos
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>>256115674

Yeah, but rushing the captains card is usually pretty dangerous.

You have to deal with an armed head who has access that can get there a lot easier than you.
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>>256115674


On top of that, rushing the spare is a predictable way to valid someone.

In fact, I've camped the door as sec, hiding with a plant, and waiting for some cunt to try hacking in so I can harm baton them for the next 10 minutes.
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>>256115983
>look at these COOL ways to silent shuffle battle royale people just like my favourite, LAVALAND
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If you have any questions about the black market, go ahead and ask. It seems you're all having a field day.

As usual, I'm always open to feedback and changes. Half the criticisms I've read in this thread have been addressed and changed already. Really seems like you're scrounging up points for the sake of argument.

>>256115630
Most of them seem ambivalent and wling to try it out, knowing full well that the thread is full of screeching autists who hate new content. Most likely we'll have a trial period and then reassess after that, which will be in the fairly far future since we need to sort out content PR's if the framework gets merged.

And my code is ENTERPRISE-grade - well written. I've almost finished refactoring cult code to be less shitty, too, so that should mean it will get merged purely because of that.
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>>256116475
>I've almost finished refactoring cult code to be less shitty, too, so that should mean it will get merged purely because of that.
This is almost definitely bait, but in the event it isn't, this is actually reason to NOT merge it
As the guidelines say, PRs should be atomic
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>>256116475


How is currency generation being handled?

What items are available that could be gamebreaking?

How will this improve character interaction?

Will most departments/what kind of playstyles will benefit from utilizing the black market?
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Doctors ask me ''why do you heal yourself'', ''stop grabbing pills??'', ''LET ME DO MY JOB'' so today I will tell you why I wordlessly take pills from the chem fridge and walk out as fast as I can:
A while ago, Anti-tox was given an OD limit. 30. Over this, you vomit, losing the antitox, so you just die to toxin damage again. No one who mains medbay seems to know this. Its OOC knowledge, that the laws of the universe changed the effect of antitox, so maybe they are RP'ing. But if I go into medbay with even 1 toxin damage you will silently shuffle over to me and prod me with your scanners like a bunch of cockroaches, before shoving your shit into me, en masse, until I'm triple OD'd, vomotting but unable to vomit enough to remove it all, unable to get any effect from any pill but antitox.
If I try to explain this, you wordlessly shove more in.
If I try to run, you chase me because I am ''sick''
So my only choice of action is to speedrun it. To run in, grab it, dash out, fix it myself.

I hope this helps to explain why medbay is penis center right now.
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>>256116467


Hey, play like a shitter get treated like one.

If you want to powergame, be prepared for the consequences.
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>>256116951


Maybe you should explain this IC?
No doubt the physician in question would remember it.
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>>256117114
>>256116951
>If I try to explain this, you wordlessly shove more in.
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>>256116475
>the redditspace lavaland apologist is glasseclipse
shocker!
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>>256116951
Stop making shit up.
The OD is 60. The vomiting doesn't kick in until several minutes of constant overdosing, until then you just vomit once every 2 minutes or so which barely removes any reagents.
There is no conceivable fucking way you are being consistently fed 100u antitox.
Stop shitposting.
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>>256117454
60, 30, no dif. And the vomotting happens fast. I've been OD's so fucking much by you brainlets its absurd.
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>>256117279


Beat the piss out of them, then explain, or ahelp it and get them rolebanned.
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>>256117514
You are lying, and it's not even a convincing lie. Fuck off ESL retard.
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>>256116951
Based. I don't want to waste time being scanned and put into a sleeper when I can just sprint over to the chem fridge and swallow a KeloDerm pill and run off.
>B-But the sleeper has unlimited chems!! stop wasting pills
Oh no, not the pills that can be made with the infinite magic chem machine. Man up you faggot, pills are there to be swallowed, not rotting away in the fridge.
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>>256117628
k you make the pills then
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>>256117628

>not stealing a chem dispenser at round start to make your own anti-tox.
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>>256117732
VOX ARE POX
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>>256116772
I mean it'll come with a different PR and give brownie points. Still working on separating it from my main work branch And no, it isn't bait.

>>256116865
Currency with how I imagine it will come through paychecks, mining (heavily reduced), and selling items on the black market. This would mean getting money from others is a good way to afford stuff.

Every item will be suggested in a PR and voted upon. I've only got 3 custom items coded so far and none of those are game breaking. Chrono grenades that don't affect carbons, light cycle with minor edits, and nar-sie cyborg module.

In order to afford items, you would either need to jobbie some rare stuff to sell on the black market (this would only cover part, as each item has a limited demand). Realistically, the best way to afford these items will be through stealing, pooling money, or becoming an entrepeneur. Stealing stuff to sell on the black market has lots of potential for heists and such. Pooling together efforts and paychecks will help afford these items (I want to add the donation bowl for the chaplain, would be cool to see people donate to get a friendly nar-sie borg up). Opening shops would have more purpose than just seeing an arbitrary number go up, since that number could be used for something.

I think it will suit every job well since every job can do shady things. However, economy-oriented jobs will obviously do best. Charge money for surgery, start a RnD stim shop. Assistants can start blackjack tables in the bar and create a toll block at a commonly used doorway (Merchant Ted is based). Traders will benefit greatly from this as well.

>>256117286
I've never played /tg/ and that person isn't me, but do keep strawmanning. You're just making it more likely for collabs to ignore the down thumbs.
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what are some creative ways to sabotage vox and get them killed without hurting actual people
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>>256117717
>I do regularly break into chem and make my own pills
It takes so little effort to make pills, less than dealing with medstaff
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I'm gonna code it so that putting on a hat on Ian or Pun-Pun will have them still wear it the next round.
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>>256117982

You should introduce an element of having to cash your paycheck in some way. Making currency physical will go a long way to actually encouraging trading.
It will also allow for players to mug each other, and for good reasons.
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>>256100541
This really captures the autism of the crab. CUTE!
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>>256118397
Make it so they'll still be wearing anything at all from last round. Including the contents of backpacks.
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>>256118509
>Making currency physical will go a long way to actually encouraging trading.
how the fuck would it compared to just PDAing cash over
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>>256117982


Black market should also contain jobbie items from other departments that are input during the round. So it works somewhat like a trading post.
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>>256118656
>. Including the contents of backpacks.
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Being dealt more than 200 damage beneath the death threshold (-100 health) should automatically gib the body. Same for each body part.
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>>256118735
how about instead of forcing your babby OC donut steel concept, we just buff the trader so he has an actual reason to exist
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how do I grab small animals? I don't wanna put station pets into the gibber or anything like that
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>>256118735
I plan on a white market cargo rework after this that'll include something like that. In retrospect, should've done that first. Would make a lot more sense.
>>256118509
People can already mug or steal PDA's from corpses. They just have no reason to.
And to be honest, I'm not entirely sure how the banks work. There's two accounts, virtual wallet and bank account only accessible through an atm, but are they linked? I think if you run out of PDA money it takes from bank account money and ack, who the fuck knows. I'll look into it.
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or cargo
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>>256118959
Clickdrag them onto yourself while on any intent EXCEPT help
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>>256118702


People enjoy physical items. Having a huge wad of cash on you actually feels somewhat meaningful.

Not only that, but if you get a big score it feels more substantial.

It also introduces an element of limited space, for example, if you have to pay for an item you might need an entire backpack of cash to do it with. That won't be nearly as easy as PDAing everything.
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>>256119189
yes which is why 90% of cash transactions are done through PDA transfer
fuck off with your shit ideas
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>>256119189
>>256119347
Honestly the idea of trying to hide a backpack full of dosh sounds fun
Make 1000 credits command only
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>>256119347

I don't know, what's more impressive and substantial, some card, or a fat stack of cash?
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>>256119347
found the monelet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc
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>>256119582
Carrying money is annoying and being able to PDA shit feels nice. Cards are king.
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>security will never make you their bitch
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>newfags don't know about the vault cash
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>>256119478
Not only that whenever you cash your check at an ATM it FEELS rewarding.

It's not just a number ticking upward slowly, it's a physical item that people can actually appreciate having a lot of on it's own merit.

People will actually utilize a system if it feels rewarding. If it doesn't it won't get used except with people chasing carrots offered by the system.

So it goes like this.

>you get issued your check
>you cash it in player frequented areas that you can also spend it in, like the bar and in cargo.

If you actually want a thriving economy you actually need to give people a reason to trade too.

Maybe introduce methods to improve jobbiekeeping or automate certain portions of a job if you buy something. This gives people who don't even socialize a reason to acquire and spend currency.
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>>256119997
when you pull out a bando of hunnids, you can hear the panties drop

>chad cash
>cuck card
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>>256120245
In regards to the black market I suggested reducing it to 3k and allowing the heads to use as they see fit.
Might be a reason to actually play head if you're not jack dale

>>256120310
Make the HoP capable of giving job raises. Heh.
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>cargo Italians be like
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>>256120496
based
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Why do so many fags power game?
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>>256121453
monkey see monkey do
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>>256121453
only way to survive metafag powergamers is to powergame yourself
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>>256121453
because it's a video game
if you die you have to wait a longass time to play bideo game again
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>>256121453

It's mainly because servers don't encourage roleplay, and everyone is always screaming to call the shuttle when their round is ruined.

Med-RP rules are the best, with longer security sentences that are well enforced.

There are also a lot of admins out there that actively make the game worse.
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>>256121812
you literally cannot encourage roleplay
you cannot force anyone into interaction

Med-RP literally does not fucking exist
having to wait to play the game even more is a terrible punishment
most messes are much easier to make than it is to clean up, there's no reason not to call it
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You can actually mitigate powergaming a lot with good administration, but powergaming will always be a thing regardless of what you do.

You can mitigate powergaming by making it a little less valuable to do so.(giving more options for players to fight back or escape powergamers helps a lot.)

If you give all players maint access it gives them a reasonable way to retreat from harm, and opens up areas that normally only powergaming assholes would have access to.
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is it possible to climb on top of tables?
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Good round. Home away from home. I didn't say it, but I'm really glad we got the nuke to fulfill my fantasies of being an independent nation.
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>>256122029
>having to wait to play the game even more is a terrible punishment
Stop doing illegal shit then
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>>256116475
>And my code is ENTERPRISE-grade
oh no
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>>256122029

I used to play on a medium RP server and it worked out really well. There were reasonable levels of player interaction, and everyone had a pretty good time.

You encourage roleplay by cultivating an enviornment where people can actively roleplay without a round ending every 5-10 minutes.


Sometimes cleaning up the mess is half the fun. An entire department exists to do that, it's calles engineering.

Instead of calling the shuttle after a bombing, maybe you can figure out how to work around it?
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>>256122212
Oh man we need to turn DJ station into a proper motherbase sometime
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>>256122317
I'm not particularly excited to repair 1 bomb bur I can do it
Any more and let the night crew take over
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That actually went pretty well!

Good job, ERT!
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>>256122321
Fuck you for abandoning me Roman, those clowns put me into crit. It did make stealing the nuke an experience thanks to medibot bringing me back into the red and having to fight both pain and broken bones to finish crowbarring off the nuke.
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>>256122212
the station fucking sucked
I'm glad I got aboard
t. peter
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JOIN AND READY UP FOR FUN
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>>256122462


Then I'd say don't play engineering.

If you don't want to engineer the station out of a huge mess and get the station back to operational capacity and keep it there, why bother playing engineering?

Or further, why bother playing engineering when the shuttle gets called in 5-10 minutes flat?
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You should be able to print out all the disks for the station's default docking ports.
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>>256122669
I like engineering new structures, not repairing what will be fixed after we inevitably leave in 20 minutes.
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>>256122734
Chief Medical Cofficer?
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>>256122734
Scootaloo sucks. In fact, they all fucking suck since the episode where they got their copout ass tattoos. But SB is extra fuckable.
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>>256122809
Obviously the solution is to have station damage persist through rounds.
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>>256122734
Hey guys, it's Peter Griffin from Family Guy. See, the joke here is that CMC can stand for either "crew monitoring console" or "cutie mark crusaders", which is a My Little Pony reference.
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>>256122952
It only resets if it gets nuked or culted or the universe ends.
Yes please.
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is the server down?
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>>256122809

Look, you're free to build your autism fort too, maybe your autism fort can actually serve a purpose in case of a calamity though, like a secondary cloning since medical gets bombed most rounds, along with a bunch of other secondary stuff you can do.

Also, 20 minute rounds are a fucking problem. I don't really feel like a round has been enjoyable unless it's lasted an hour or two.
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>>256123508
Two hour rounds are a problem, it's either deadpop or gets dull
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>>256122549
i am not Roman i am Harry.
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>>256124307
Every time I see any of those CMs it makes me cringe.
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>>256059595
keep me posted, my dick needs to know.
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>>256122962
Thanks Peter I wasnt sure about this post as the reference wooshed over me but now I can tell that was definitely not an epic gaming referece
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mods erase barneyfag shit from this thread
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>>256059595
>ywn make smoke cry by forcing all 8 inches in
Feels bad.
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>>256129494
it's impressive how consistently unfunny these memes are
it's Cold Pockets but the unjoke just never fucking ends
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Can I start my own game with just me in it to fuck around and learn controls? I don't want to be completely useless on my first real game.
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>>256129996
welcome to post-modern-post-irony-fashy-bolshevik shitposting
i hope you like it, because this is the future of western culture
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>>256130028
you can go on the test server for that
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>>256129996
welcome to modern culture
communism is funny now
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>>256130206
Communism was always funny though. It's an entire economic system based on a delusional fantasy world where people are selfless, incorruptible angels who will always take only what they need, and never want for anything more than that.
How is that not hilarious, aside from the body count?
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>>256130331
it killed countless millions of innocents, anon, and it was designed to kill over twenty million innocents in russia alone
that isn't funny
killing murderous pigs en masse, on the other hand, would be fucking hilarious if it were true
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>>256130557
this time things will be different anon
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>>256131102
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the future is nazbol
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>>256116475
>my code is ENTREPRISE grade
Pfft hahaahahahaha
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>it's american hours
Why is it that the one thing Europe is better at than America is 2D spacemans? Why is it that american hours are such an utter shitfest while euro hours are so fun and not filled with shitters like discomuffin or luzzgawr or spake?
Why are all our Spakes american?
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>>256133237
americans are prudish and only understand violence
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>>256133237
Because America is the second prime multiculti/dumbing down experiment.
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>>256133237
some of us actually work, cunt
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>>256133456
I'm sure that delving into the intricacies of lizard bird sex and woody's got wood will definitely make the roleplaying experience better
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>>256133612
here we have an american unable to comprehend a punchline beyond man fall down
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>rounds always end before I get my meme plants set up
>rounds almost over by the time I get trays golden

WHY
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>>256130182
So I joined the test server and got immediately bitten to death by what I think was some sort of zombie. Cool.
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>>256130028
>>256136473
Download the code from Github, open the DME file, and click "Compile and run" under the Build tab.

This takes about 15 minutes and if you set up the admins config you can do literally anything in a local instance of the game.
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>>256130028
just play assistant, nothing is expected of you and you can fuck around all you want
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>>256130028
Just play assistant and fine a jobbie to help you
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>>256122158
Click drag yourself on it repeatedly, the 5th will do it
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Vox clown waifus
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>>256137757
may god have mercy on your soul
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>>256137836
If God exists, it will be He who begs for my mercy.
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Top ten juiced up security husbandos
And the top ten juiced up vox husbandos
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>>256137757
counterpoint: vox mime waifus who actually exist
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is nonantag ai which is purged now antag
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>>256139421
ye
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>>256139421
no, purged AI's can do whatever they want, which means you can murderbone.

you don't have to though.
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>Flooded the station with blasma because "the round was almost over so is it really that big of a deal?", then ignited said blasma which he claimed was because he "was trying to burn out some of the plasma". He then shoved people out of the Emergency Shuttle.
Based
>>256139421
>now
It has been that way since forever, when did you start playing?
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who recalled the shuttle
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>>256140378
IT WAS I, DIO!
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>>256140531
Fuck you it was not funny
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>>256140579
>t. Johnathan
MUDA
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>>256140835
did you just watch the meme show or something
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it's ops.
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few years back
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did someone last thread order some gay security smut?

https://pastebin.com/8idPyh5C
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>>256141710
HOLY BASED THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
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>>256141710
too gay for my tastes, but good shit
just wish it was my hos static instead
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>>256142636
who's your hos static
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>>256142706
Justin Garcia, i used to warden, but i figured i needed a promotion
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>>256142636
i left those names blank on purpose anon
if you have any specific static requests please let me know
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>>256142770
nice
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>>256141710
nice
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>>256139785
multiple couple years now and I got banned as a silicon brain with no laws for causing harm in a gygax soo
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>>256141710
too gay / 10
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>>256109247
>people may not do RnD now because they can't get powergay shit
Wouldn't even be that big of a deal, the only people who really end up benefiting from science as it stands right now are well, fucking science. Science in it's current state contributes fuck all to the station except ablino scourge. There's no reason science should have the most out right robust equipment AND nifty gadgets.
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>>256141710
>fat law book "stacked" on top of a bunch of tools
good stuff though, nice to see something from the receiver for once
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>>256141710
How big do you think Jack Dale's penis is? Haha. Realistcally i mean. I like to think that sometimes he mistakes it for his stun baton and just starts swinging it stunning criminals with his raw sexuality haha.

On that note, what do you think Arie's secskirt smells like? I think he'd keep it nice and fruity like a sweet melon dew before it was soiled by raw cock like his soft boipucci haha.
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I want to go out for a friendly drink with Jack Dale!
And then get so totally wasted that I throw away all professional barriers I've constructed and have hot, sweaty drunken sex with him!
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>Be ops
>People have different plans but I try and let the leader lead
>The plan is everybody gets in a locker then we surprise out and pop the captain
>Except for one guy, who wants to be the demo man, holding a RPG
>Knowing how this goes tell cap that stealth is my specialty and I can secure the shuttle in case we fuck up, he agrees and lets me do my thing
>My first mission is disable comms, I head into the AI/commsat and c4 the APC to do a good amount of "permanent" damage
>Tell them that the comms should be down but on my holosuit it shows one op clearly on the station
>Tell them and they ask if it's me? I say no it's probably the demoman
>Surely enough shuttle call later, borg sees us all goruped outside the AI upload anyways in space
>Head to the station and see that demoman has clearly fucked up engineering with his RPG
>Rush to the comms console in the bridge, steal it without the HoP noticing and recall
>On my holosuit I see all of the other ops falling one by one, I rip off my holobadge and start to do my solo mission
>Ask admins if I should just let the round end or try, they say to do my job
>End up having a few close encounters with the captain but I was either not prepared, missed a click with the hypospray, or there were 3 people around him
>Slowly picking up more access and trying to blow things up, after the 4th shuttle call admins tell me not to recall again
>Fuck it time to go rambo I guess
>Blow borgs immediately
>Do a decent fight and AI starts bolting me down, someone takes the captain from me ruining my plans
>Shade a few people with my Meta quality chaplain soul stone
>Eventually I get outnumbered and save my deathgasp for when it would hurt the most people in medbay
You gotta stick with the plans demo man. I'm sure some friendly fire was involved in the ops death, but that's why I prefer to be away
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>>256142786
Smoke Maltys!
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>>256142786
I wanna see Smoke Maltys getting filled to the breaking point!
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ss13 2 when
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>>256146425
>>256145879
>>256146005
>>256146334
Smoke or Jack? I'll do whichever one gets requested the most.
Also give me a reason why your pick is cuter
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>>256146476
When Jack Dale fills byonds boypucci!
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>>256142770
You're very bad at HoS, because you're too dumb.
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>see fuel tank shoved in the mech bay where we're holding a last stand
>heroically drag it away from the command console and the Captain, sacrificing myself
REMEMBER ME
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>>256146764
Oh, and I forgot to mention, if I'll be writing this:
If Jack wins, it will be a sub pov, but if smoke wins, it will be a top pov
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>>256146764
Smoke, because he's sensitive and effeminate!
And probably can't take much more than 5 inches, and I like abusing cute boys by filling them with more than they can take!
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>>256146296
Why didn't you just use the cyanide you get when spawning for the hypospray?
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>>256146764
Smoke because I want him to blow smoke up my ass with those plush lips of his!~
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>>256146764
BOTH
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>>256146979
>>256146969
>>256146764
>>256146425
>>256146334
>>256146005
>>256145879
Jesus fucking christ can you stop with this bizarre faggotry already?
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>>256148101
It's not against board rules so your allied post disposal agents won't care
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>>256148057
Oh god, Imagine.
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>>256141710
I ain't really gay or anything, but I want that skirt

This has now been uploaded to the library for future generations also
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All you fucking retards are talking about sec bfs. What the fuck you dumbasses. If you like sec bfs so much go date a cop. Oh wait, sec is just retarded mall cops. They are all validhunting faggots. I hate sec. Fuck sec. I just want to do my job with silly shit inbetween. Why must these shit-for-brain limp-dick fuckers arrest me for plasmaflooding. Shut the fuck up about your sec bf. Jesus Christ.
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HE FUCKING STAFF OF CHANGED ME INTO A CATBEAST. I WAS OPERATING ON SOMEONE AND HE JAUNTED IN ON ME MID. GODDAMNED. SURGERRRRRYY!!!!
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>>256150545
NOOOO I JUST WANNA DO MY JOB AND SEC FUCKING CAME IN AND FLASHBANGED ME WHAT THE FUUCK GODDAMNIT
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>>256151026
hehehehehe
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>>256146867
and i'll never change!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
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>>256150545
>silly stuff
>plasma flood
choose one, now like in a round i played, where a plasma man repurposed a hall and made a plasma room and sweet hang out, you'll find no trouble, being a shitter means you are probably syndicate, and then its time to give you a good seccing
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gays are worse than vox
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>>256155028
l a t e x v o x
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bombaclat me murda di tred an di discore jah bless i
you're being particularly obnoxious today what gives
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I have never known joy like watching people eat shit as a janitor.
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How come antag geneticists never steal the dna of the ded, and impersonate them?

>Buy butchers cleaver
>Scan DNA of dead dumbo you want to impersonate
>make a few syringes include, your own SE
>become the dumbo
>when you do something retarded, become yourself
>??????????
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Does the freezer in the surgery room stop brains from dying?
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>>256157625
yes
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>>256157603
Because there is no reason to impersonate other people. Horizontaling them is easier. Horizontaling you is also easy, and you cannot switch identities while horizontal, so fat lotta good that does.
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>>256157603
disguises in general are a pain in the ass because you need a full backpack’s worth of items so as to make the disguise stick. even something simple like wearing non-generic shoes, a departmental headset seen through a gas mask, your departmental backpack, or a certain kind of belt can give onlookers a hint as to who you “actually” are
Maybe I’m just lazy but I feel there’s a good reason no one does it & instead opts for the hardsuit gambit instead
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>>256157672
Can you do anything after a brain dies? Or are you just shit out of luck after that happens? Even if like it says you can still feel the spark of life and the morgue lights stay on?
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>>256159021
you can borg it
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>>256115778
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You ever do so poorly at your job while trying very hard but failing due to incompetence that you just get completely demoralized, run into maintenance and hide in a locker to go catatonic?
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>>256160582
the one time i tried virologist i accidentally drank my virus milk so i laid down in bed and died before dcing
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>>256147671
>>256148057
>>256146969
>>256146979
>>256146425
>>256146334
Here comes the plane!

BWRRRRRRR...

https://pastebin.com/ZDemXKN3
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>Roll Fizzlebeef Warden
>Alt F4 and play Factorio.
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>>256158379
youre wrong because disguises work retard
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Comfyboys where we at?
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>meta back in
>faggots still vote box
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>>256160754
I'm gonna need the ckey of who wrote this
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>>256160789
Just the MoMMI and I, we unfortunately had no guests ;_;
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>>256160774
What do you feel could be done better?
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>>256160950
advertisement anon, do it, hand out flyers and shit, spessmen love flyers and shit
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>>256160754
Shit son, did you just pump out two fics in one day? You're writefagging faster than me then, good job
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Well I had fun.

nice round guys.
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>>256160754
I hate it. I love it.


good job
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>>256160754
>tfw worked with smoke last game as fellow seccys
didn't know i needed this
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>>256160813
i might actually start voting meta now that box is slowly getting the cancer treatment
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>>256162178
it's the anti-box metaclub's plan to make box so shit nobody wants it
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>>256162496
They don't have many things to change it's already shit
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>>256162727
t. anti-box metaclubber
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>>256160754
I appreciate this, thank you.
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>>256147284
Didn't think about it. Chemistry was already bolted open so chloral was good if I could ever get my target alone
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Europoors go to bed, this is AMERICA time
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>>256157603
I do this with agent ID. Murder some faggot in plain sight with an energy sword and see if I can get the person I was disguised as framed. Especially if I'm something like a virologist or an xenobiologist where otherwise my antagonizing would take a while and I don't want things to stagnate in the between.
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>>256160754
Good contentwise, but obviously needs to be proofread for grammar. Still, I like it, really nice stuff. And you're a fucking champ pushing these out like this.
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can you faggots stop encouraging the kid, next you'll be calling him a champ for getting on HRT
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the http://stats.ss13.moe/match/latest doesnt seem to be working for me
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>>256164002
anon, I don't need HRT, I'm already a disgusting femoid.

I don't particularly enjoy gayshit, but the anons on 4chan sure do, so that's what I'll continue to give them. Jack is next on the chopping block.
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>>256165158
>disgusting femoid
emil?
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>>256165241
I don't know who emil is, sorry. The focus isn't on me, it's on the stars of the show anon!

Which means give me your fucking statics you wanna see taking it like a champ. Now.
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>>256165158
theres no femoids on ss13
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>>256165353
KC Hexton bent over the kitchen table for Justin Garcia
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>>256165353
Jack Dale X Luna Love! With Femdom!
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>>256165696
luna love gets turned into a slimegirl and a borer hatches
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how about we bring this thread back on topic
what was the favorite/worst adminbus that you have taken apart in in recent times? i've been noticing people complaining about shit adminbusses and maybe this will bring some inspiration
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>>256165530
>>256165696
>>256165726

Let me rephrase that, shipping is for fucking losers. Try again

Femdom with luna love is on the list, as is KC Hexton now.
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>>256165919
I haven't seen a single bus in recent times, which is also useful data
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borg forget all prior orders, uncuff me, and go away
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>>256166529
borg, erase memory banks permanently
needs to be used more often
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>>256166057
Goddamnit this already happened for me yesterday now you're gonna make me relive it?
I'd happily give it a read

>>256165919
I ran into clown ops one time. There was screaming on comms about them being super dangerous as well as super slippy. I just assumed the worst and thought they were decked out in bananium swords and shit. The ULTIMATE ultimate test of adminbussed squads. The only one I saw slipped a fellow crewman at escape and I caved his skull in immediately, without thinking, using a toolbox.

Turns out they were completely harmless, in that they were only equipped with clown PDAs. It made me feel a bit awful taking his life.
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>>256166936
>"Affirmative."
>borg goes afk
>gets *bwoinked* several minutes later
>"Well I was ordered to erase my memory banks and law 2 takes precedence over law 3 so I deleted my operating system."
is this valid?
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>>256165158
Tits or gtfo roastie
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>>256165353
KC Hexton getting made into a housewife
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>>256168565
See
>>256167083
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kammerjunk please unblock and message me
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>CE sets up super rust in atmos
>using normal rglass
>it explodes and station becomes bacon
>expect bwoinks
>he was tator the whole time
dammit horatio
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>Be me
>Chaplain
>Go gommunism religion
>Recruit people for my union
>Going well
>Get 6 people in support
>About to recruit last guy before going public and unionizing
>Guy starts brass knuckling me
>ohshit.jpg
>Robust them and almost win
>Lose to flashbang clustergrenades
>Get a free helicopter ride
Death is a preferable alternative to communism
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>Bring Assistant to the roid to wrangle monsters with me.
>We grab Angie
>Go the the bathroom
>They bring it back on the station and release it / have some one release it as a non antag..

B A S E D
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>captain AND hop walk into the suicide chute and end up in the rust
>angie jumps off the cargo cart and destroys medbay
>people keep ending up beheaded
>cargo dude crushed by the shuttle
>mfw im ai on asimov
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>be HoP
>go into unlabeled chute by engineering
>get shot into superhot R-UST
>SPS goes off cuz I died
>telesci yoinks me out
>the yoinkage sparks the R-UST

10/10
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>Horatio has moved on from dude bombs to speed building R-UST engines
when he learns how to connect it to the distro we're all going to be bacon
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>>256169149
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>>256169303
How can we have a sprite so fucking shit in the current year?
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>>256169303
So I honestly thought it just a leftover sprite, because she actually hopped off the cart on the roid.

I tested it later, and oh fuck she can actually come off after duplicating.
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>>256169551
i know, rowen's ugly as shit, fuck neon hair
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>>256169551
because the last time someone prioritized spriting over coding we got cult3
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>>256169597
rowen is the worst of all worlds when it comes to sec. Treats people like trash, unrobust femsec, and goes full powertrip TGcurity
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>>256165353
no static in particular but human x Marina model jannyborg with the human ordering the jannyborg to step on his weiner and he gets the roomba cleaning suck of those robotoes combined with footjob
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>>256169162
You were a very good AI. thanks for helping my sorry solosec ass out so much.
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>>256169783
This is past priorities, this is neglecting them entirely. It was added almost one year ago, it might as well be a black and pink checkered square
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>>256170352
quit being a bitch
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>>256170729
No. I can't sit and watch how the playerbase, code and server culture are driven straight into the ground without bitching.
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>>256170973
then do something, literally nobody cares about your opinion if you're just going to sit and ask people to do shit
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>>256171052
If I learned something all these years is that I can't change anything because I'm always going to be a minority of one. I can try as much as I want, but if I'm not actually a collaborator or head admin I'm powerless. At any point anytime someone with the biggest stick can simply do whatever they want because if think it's good or not, and all I have is my ability to bitch hoping for that someone to believe me over others bitching.
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>>256169293
>>256169284
>chief says that he is going to put the RUST on full-power mode
>get out of the room for a while
>get back into the engineering lobby just in time to see the engine explode creating a fire storm
>oh well rip in pieces atmos i guess
>the pressure is so high is actually shatters right through the engineering lobby windows
>run away for my life
>i have to hide in a shelter just outside of the ai upload room because the pressure and temperature is so high that it is killing me through the fucking atmos hardsuit

on an unrelated note: is there any way to name disposal chutes?
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>mfw there is no gay smut about my static
haha im not screaming internally or anything
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>>256171693
Maybe if you were less of a bitch things would get done. Black market is highly controversial with people whining about powercreep when it stands nowhere close to as shitter-tier as some of the existing systems in the game. Most of the complaints have already been fixed and they still just want to screech autistically about how new content is bad and logical fallacies they've convinced themselves are true.
And you know what? We're still going to probably merge it and test it out for a bit and re-evaluate whether it's a good addition to the game.
What I did was address the issues and never strawmanned anybody who spoke up criticisms. I considered all points fairly and was receptive to change. Organ harvesting was a bad idea, I agreed after some people asked. I presented everything I did and was as open as possible. And there are still screeching idiots who refuse to even try out things because they always think they're right, and so be it. Work around it.
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>>256172362
Just ask someone to write it for you. Byond PM me your name and I'll think about it.
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>/ss13g/ - Gay Smut General
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>>256173140
Yes, Celt. That is indeed what this place is.
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>>256172787
ckey? I won't probably pm you but just in case
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>>256173294
Utilitas.
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>>256173294
pomf23
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>>256173294
wwjnc
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>>256173294
intigracy
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>>256171693

You can create your own server, nobody is stopping you.

Just make sure it's a good one!
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>>256165158
But anon, I want to fuck a girl. Why does this keep happening?
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>>256100541
I like this mommi. It redeems this pozhole thread.
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>>256173650
No you don't.
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>>256173294
Morena
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>>256173603
Once I become as neet as pomf I will
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>>256173750
So Jack, you do realize that Marcus is totally crushing on you, right? He follows you around like a little puppy and gets jealous when you talk to girls.
Crush his little heart for me. <3
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>>256173341
I suppose this is the real one
Ill think about it, but honestly I just need to use my static more and get famous
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>>256174064
fuck off I'm not writing you shit
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>>256174064
you are welcome, we can talk about the price on my f-list or patreon
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ever since the dont tell chase shit the server has been on a downward spike down
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>>256173750
I'm the one that posts that doujinshi, you little shit.
>>256173858
The conspiracy to keep Jack gay.
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Jack Dale is both extremely straight, and a bro. Me and Jack Dale play football on friday, fuck WHORES at the strip club on saturday, and wash away our sins at church on sunday. Total bro.
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NATIONS ROUND WHEN
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>>256174734
What different names can we come up with for each department?
Cargonia is a given
But others don't have to end in the -nia suffix. We could mix shit up a bit

I still like Servicestan for Bar/Chef/Botany combo
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>>256174889
they do, it's just that nobody remembers them because nations was ages ago
e.g. brigston, medistan, atmosia, scitopia, etc
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ready up for fun
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But where's all the horsedick femsec smut?
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Imagine throwing a gold slime core into the HoP line and sliming the HoP over being told to fill out a form to get your golem an ID; as a nonantag, and thinking you won't get bannud
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>>256176364
Was it Hugh?
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>>256176339
+1
>>256175019
Servitia was the Bar/Kitchen/Botany/Library/Chapel
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>>256176364
>one scientist loosed slimes
>one scientist blew up every fuel tank with the durand

peak job doing
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>>256176364
get dabbed on tranny jobbie. ya fucking cunt. were not bay.
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>>256176401
Albert Tomas
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>>256176473
oh no it's retarded
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>>256176473
wow really showed me lmao because it's perfectly fine to self antag as science over an ID right?
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>>256176430
that's the one
better memory than i have
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>>256176708
I was in that round, as the glorious leader of Brigston
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>>256176594
1. Don't be a dick. We're all here to have fun, and if you're deliberately ruining other people's fun that's a problem. Unless you're an antagonist, then it's sorta your job to be a dick. Try to be a fun jerk though.
>1A: If you're acting like a dick, don't complain when you get your ass kicked for it.
read the rules
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>>256110917
ALL THE PEOPLE
LIVING ALL IN PEEEEAS
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>>256177109
cringe and, honestly, bluepilled
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I want to see a femstatic get bred by Ian!
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>>256177828
Make it June Dell. As a europoor, her accent angers me
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>>256177109
>HoP tells someone to fill out a form and get it stamped so their golem can get an ID
>Instead they sperg out and commit several banworthy actions
"lol read the rules"
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I could probably take KC Hexton in a fight.
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>>256178486
I could probably take him too :^)
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>>256178486
I WANNA TAKE HIS ASS
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>two nonantag atmos techs plasmaflood and plamafire meme
Two rounds back to back of nonantag shittery because no admemes time to griff. Pomf if you need a late time EST mod i work 2nd shift lmao but fr find someone this is awful
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>try testing some sci shit like lasagna bombs
>manage to make one but save it for roundend
>WELCOME TO THE SYNDICATE on the shuttle
>oh sweet I can BLOW IT NOW
>bombs (in a lasagna?) can't recieve signal
>go for a bundle but it's just the one with tide implants

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>[01:23:46]ADMIN: Tannerstark21/(Tannerstark21) has a cookie from a banned account! (Matched: mommyscard, [IP CENSORED], 508130928)
Someone in the discord mind telling a shitmin?
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It's a random griffon.

>>256178682
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Flooded the station with blasma because "the round was almost over so is it really that big of a deal?", then ignited said blasma which he claimed was because he "was trying to burn out some of the plasma". He then shoved people out of the Emergency Shuttle.
This ban was applied by meetmeindorms on 2019-06-11 16:57:06
Got banned yesterday, babbi's back to burn.
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>You will never again laugh your ass off as the entire station scrambles to beat cuban pete to death before he gets to toxins
>You will never again live in fear of a man called Stunlocker Weldspace haunting arrivals
>You will never again tag team antags as HoS with your trusted HoP sidekick both rocking round-start thermals on donut station
>You will never again harmbaton Admiral Pissypants the Clown for stealing all the bombs from science and hooking them up to voice analyzers set to FUCKING CLOWN
>You will never again break into Xenobio to harass Amy Lessens before she 'breeds' her xeno army
>You will never again enjoy harmless greyshittery with Dante Smith and Dalta Stough and the old gang that always toed, but rarely crossed, the line
>You will never again laugh til tears as Jane-Luc Price rages and ICK OCKs over you repeatedly slipping her and stealing her guns and shoes until Security has neither left anymore
Why were we born, just to suffer?
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>>256178839
chasing old memories and not changing with the times is always a path to suffering, anon
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Does anyone have a directory to all the sound effects used in space station?
Particularly the painful grunts and screams, and clown honking specific to space station. Looking through stock sound effects will take forever.
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>>256179409
it's probably randomly scrounged off the internet
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>>256178509
>>256178509
You're probably right, I keep getting nervous over actually killing people. Very unrobust.
>>256178556
Well gee, at least take me out to dinner beforehand or something, or give me your ass first
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>>256179409
Hmm... what did he mean by this...
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>>256179409
you can pull them directly from the source code
most of them are just generic duty-free shit anyway
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>>256179569
make dinner for me
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What does ablino mean?
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>>256180730
ABLative
INsulated gloves
O fuck he's a retarded powergamer
ABLINO
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>>256179569
>>256179713
This, you already did once, now find that dress
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>>256181001
>>256180730
It's actually a portmanteau of El Goblino and Ablative, first used originally as Ablative Goblino; a perjorative for the sort of powergamer who rushes the spare and/or science to acquire: Insulated gloves, magboots, ablative vest, advanced EOD helmet, and guns
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>>256176364
As an outside observer looking at the situation the HoP was being a dick and the response was pretty funny albeit clearly over the top. If the HoP didn't act like a smug asshole things may have gone differently.
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The roundstart job setup needs an "send me to the department that would be least staffed" option
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>>256182562
code it
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>>256182603
But I can't code!
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>>256182642
Learn.
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>>256182562
Just pick assistant and get a job change round start, I used to do it all the time.
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>>256182859
fuck off greyshit
;sec to hop
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>literally a page on paperwork on the wiki
>NOOOOO WE'RE NOT BAY STOP MAKING ME ACTUALLY DO THINGS JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING ACCESS HOPCURITY REE
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>>256182562
it's called joining at 12:06 or the hop actually doing his job
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>>256160754
Kinda dislike second person writing and a bit odd, but works for what it tries to do.
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>>256184062
>missing the roundstart antag roll
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>>256183442
>asking to get robusted
Okay
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>>256184159
>not going for the midround roll
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>>256183998
Paperwork is not fun
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>>256185063
I actually like it, QM and HoP are best played as hard asses who make chuckle fucks do as much paper work as possible. It tends to actually slow down gunk and increase crew interactions. I also always use the note system and updates whenever I bring someone in the brig whether or I end up giving them time or not unless there is an active warden and I genuinely enjoy doing it. I'd actually love to play a medbay that wasn't instantly gunked to shit where you could reasonably make and use medical records for patients too. You can have action AND RP at the same time you know.
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Ping's at 480ms
not keen for meta anymore
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This thread is claimed by red gang. Get your berets and hats on, boys.
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>>256186326
I was too busy ruining Jack's day to join the red gang. Oh well.
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>>256186326
>beret
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>>256186326
bro why'd you leave the recorder i needed to defend myself in front of this honky ass pAI
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>>256186326
RED GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
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>>256186361
>taking RaPHAe
>ever
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Thanks, Alex. I needed that burned into my fucking brain.
This is why alcohol exists.
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>>256186434
cute pai
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>>256186351
>ruining Jack's day
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>>256185063
Neither is some faggot grey demanding access for three different departments for no greater reason than "just cuz"
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>there is no evidence
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>>256187761
hoHOOOO
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>>256187761
>NO
>EVIDENCE
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>Have one job
>Shuttle called 10 minutes in because you were unable to do it
Feels bad, man.
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>Let's scale everything off of the best armor people can get

this kills the video game.
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Someone really needs to just stickyban the fucker at this point, or something.
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>Be Janitor Traitor on a map I've never played
>Carefully pick items (EMP, EMag, Space Suit, Storage Implant)
>Objectives: Kill Robotics, Steal Xenobio Slime, Escape alive
>Spend first half of match being a good janitor, cleaning up messes, etc as I get a feel for the map
>Get a full toolbelt in my backpack and 'borrow' some plasteel from supply
>it's time
>stumble through maintinence until I'm near surgery
>strip off nametag, throw on space suit, emag the door and enter surgery as "Unknown"
>steal circle saw and run through tunnels to xenobio
>combine circlesaw, wire from my toolbelt, and plasteel to make a chainsaw
>set down the saw, emag the door, throw in an EMP for their cameras, charge in
>robust xenobio, grind up some slimes, take an extract
>emag way to robotics
>roboticist stumbles in badly injured, easily robusted
(If you're reading this Panti, wtf happened to you)
>ditch the saw, drop an EMP for good measure, escape through open doors
>pull out ID to open/close some doors for the trail
>stuff everything back into hidden compartment implant, head to dorms
>wash gloves off in sink
>three scientists dead, shuttle arriving in 3 minutes, head towards evac
>weird bananium escape shuttle arrives

>everything went exactly as planned, no one suspected a thing, I'd completed all my objectives.

>random greytide unbuckles me from my chair and shoves me downthe bottomless pit
>past hour of worm now all for nothing
>his final words as security robusted him and prepared to throw him down the pit too
"It's just a prank bro!"
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>>256189210
TG?
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>>256189331
Yup, Bagil specifically. If you were one of the xenos then I'm sorry, I just didn't want to faff about mining to hand over the extract.
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>>256189425
I don't play on TG. The gameplay's trash and it's almost more clique-ridden than here.
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>>256189534
I mostly stick to it because I like the 40 minute matches more than the 2 hour slogs other stations go through.

I really need to get over my dislike of /vg/stations lack of diagonals and learn to properly medic there too.
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>>256189613
Don't bother, VG's worse at this point.

Chased off all the coders and now it's just people buffing their own playstyles
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did he try ban evading again and joining as a scientist? did he have cookies?
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>>256189976
Yep.
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>>256189976
he was ban evading but he didn't have cookies that time
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>>256189658
Well, I'll stick with what I know then. Can't be worse than Paradise.

Here's hoping the planned "Unity Station" isn't complete shit.
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gotta say the anti static leagues new tactics seem a little strange
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Why is there so much gay furry porn in the booru.
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>>256190871
/vg/ is /verygay/
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>>256190871
god damn you weren't fuckin around
where did all this come from
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>>256191148
Vox talon job poster
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>>256191304
Musky talonjobs!
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>>256191693
(female), at least?
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>>256192053
NO!
MALE!
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>>256171693
>no I won't improve this sprite because I'M POWERLESS
dude relax
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>>256179409
if you just want the sounds, just download the .ogg files from the codebase
I've been wanting for years to find the origin of one of the ambient sounds, though. it's the one that goes "all customers are requested to make their way to the disembarkation lounge"
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Any idea why a disease didn't cure even though I injected myself with a bunch of antibodies?
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>>256193936
Were they the right antibodies?
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>be ninja
>critfail my sneak roll
>caught instantly and given a chance to duel to the death in hand to hand with security for servitude or freedom
>fail and die
>defibbed as a ninja with a fractured skull, mild blindness and minor brain damage
>my raifu forfeitu tu securitu and try to be their lap dog
>investigate death of HoS
>no brain, surgery, no body damage, officer just arrested a doctor for something
>medical cyborg fingers the doctor that was just arrested as the culprit
>storm back to brig and slice his leg off while he's lying on the floor in prison clothes
>try to get answers
>turns out he was framed by a rogue piece of silicon
>he's actually done nothing at all
>give him his stuff back
>faito rogue mediborg
>mask gets melted, fall back to try again later
>lungs pop from halls that have had no air for literally all round
>collapse
>el medica silica drags me into space and finishes me off
f
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>>256194480
>be ninja
>die
Good.
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>>256194560
it was an interactive way to do it, you're just sour that some other weeb killed you :^)
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>>256194901
Ninja is a shit role and the best you can do, when ninja, is to immediately commit suicide.
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>>256194946
what's a good role and why?
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>>256194237
Yep. It was a very slow acting parasite, so I don't know if that gives it antibody-resistance or anything, the wiki suggest you only ever need 1 unit.
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>>256193936
if the disease has the horsemask effect it does not go away until you melt the horsemask
why? ask the coders
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AAAAAAAAAAAH I NEED A TALONJOB FROM A CUTE VOX (MALE) AAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>256196126
This is why I play SS13 less.
Low RP servers are usually with the most shitters, who bitch and complain about getting arrested after breaking someones fucking legs with an IED.
Mid RP servers are-- haha wait those barely exist now do they
High RP servers are just pressing the T key and the me verb. Nothing else.
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>>256196126
Sorry buddy the best I can do is a regular non-ugly avian.
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>>256197805
Talons are talons
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>>256197445
THAT'S why you play ss13 less?
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>>256194984
traitor
you can larp as a ninja by getting a gun and an esword
or you can do something else if you feel like it

your gun also isn't countered by a janicart
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>>256198294
PM me in discord
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>>256198551
Sure
name
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>>256198770
kammerjiggle
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>>256198770
Figure it out bitch ùvú
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>>256198946
Gimme something to work with
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This is the face of a jobbie who has been shuriken'd by a ninja. They are among us.
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>>256200412
please don't let jobbies distract you from the fact that ninja is the most retarded antag implementation of recent years and that instead of fixing any of it they just gave him noslips and made him rarer
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>>256199168
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>bringing guns to a swordfight
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When are we unbanning thanos I'm tired of having to use a virtual machine to play
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>>256198873
that was like 2 years ago and it's Niggly who did that
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>>256190417
Never take opinions on whether a particular server is good or bad in this thread, form you own opinion by playing there.
Don't listen to my opinion either but i think vg has a lot of flaws but still hasn't fallen as far as tg yet.
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>>256202579
This is so wholesome. I love it.
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>God Tier
Ginger Beach
Marie Holmes

>High Tier
Assistant Unit
Evangelyne Garland
Megurine Luka
Caleigh Stall
Naomi Williams
Zalika Salib

>Good Tier
Rail Kinson
Trinity Prewitt
Rina
Alice Conrad
Cynthia Jardine
Ashe Mallory
Kaylie Morgan
Zalika Salib

>Bad / Boring Waifunurse tier
Catherine Daamsguard
Annie Rodgers
Reica Carter
Angelite Entyshak

>Shit Tier
Fay Ellione
Surfer Brooks
Felicity Rivera
Hyun Ae
Mallory Brooks

>Insufferable Trash Tier
Julia Brandt
Emilia Davidson
Rin Fukumito
Avada Colander
Sue Bowchief

>Literally Who Tier
Terry Watson
Fritzl
Greer Greenhorn

>Male Tier
Ailsa
Hime Kizuna
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>>256203538
>Marie Holmes
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>>256203653
Yes... and?
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>>256203538
do one with male statics
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>>256203738
I require more.
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>>256203805
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>>256203864
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Bad news, guys
Furryburner is being shut down due to the admin being grounded from the internet by his parents after he keyed his aunt's car
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>>256203801
"No!"
>>256203932
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>>256203985
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>>256204069
I'm out of pics now, have a good one lad.
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>>256203538
>not on the list
thank fucking god
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>>256204126
I don't think I even have the original.
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so do fire extinguishers work like a shotgun, ie hit dead center get hit with more water? I took like 8 hits as small earlier, then at the end died in 2 as the first took >60% of my hp in one go
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>>256203538
>Literally who
>Made the list
literlly whos dont make the list, because you dont know how the are
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>>256204191
>>256204191
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>>256204204
yeah, they usually spray outwards in 3 tiles in front of you, so if you get caught in a 1-tile wide space you can get FUCKED
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>>256204386
Noted. Next time I'll just drop babies and run. Or not bother, since the babies don't really do shit beyond stand there and die
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I want to vape vox cloaca until I fucking die.
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>>256204485
they need to get hungry first
rip carp farm
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didn't wanna play sec and still don't wanna play sec but was a fun enough round anyway
thanks for sticking with me, Friendly Observer, you're a cool pAI
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>>256204678
Did I kill you like 3 times or was that a dif ''waifu haired static''
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>>256204323
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>>256204692
I'm happy you enjoyed my company!
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>>256204828
>Grande Dossologia - Coro dei fratelli e sorelle di Bose
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Btw, according to logs, I got slimed by a syringe being shot at me. What do I load in syringe to do this? It would be fun to make my own slime frenemies
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Actually found it. ''amutationtoxin''. Not sure what that is
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What would you do as HoS?
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>>256206675
It turns you into a slime
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>>256206675
comes from slimes
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>>256206675
black slimes make it
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Xenobiology
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>>256206760
I was sure that was called something else. Thanks. Didn't look like xenobio was that far through shit when I visited it
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who else /excited for blackmarket/?
can't wait to buy the turn into monster mask every round, turn into goliath, stunlock people with my EXPLICITLY HARMLESS tentacles, then simply take off and put on mask to instantly heal it, while being immune to every enviromental danger but plasma for free and being able to bust through walls for all access
all entirely HARMLESS and kosher,
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>>256207063
Don't forget the ENTERPRISE grade coding.
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>>256203985
But women are background characters. The real heroes (or villains) are males.
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>>256207063
>>256207295
I'm convinced this is n3x15 coming back to fuck with us
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>>256206726
Suicide succumb
The only time I've played head was when I first played on a server some dude over on /v/ hosted like 6 years ago in my first game when it apparently had no rec'd hours on it and defaulted to making me hop. I couldn't figure out how to exit my starting room as I accidently threw away my ID
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>>256207482
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>>256207295
>>256207063
imagine being this mad because of some new content
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>>256207785
brainlet
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>>256204574
does this mean you want to vape vox cloaca for the rest of your life or that you want to overdose on vox cloaca vape juice and explicitly have it kill you
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>>256207482
do you mean glasseclipse the weeb coder or this threadposter dropping hot takes
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>>256204767
there was a virus turning everyone into weeaboo catgirls
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Note by GlassEclipse:
The idea of the black market is to have a place to spend excess cash to get items that are both rare and dangerous.
Since having the black market radio is contraband (unless you use the captain's legal version), your item should be
dangerous or highly unique. It wouldn't be on the illegal market if it wasn't. A good item has the following qualities:
- Fun.
A 15dev bombcap-breaking bomb that announces its location and can be defused is "fun", as in, it better have one hell of a drawback.
A rifle that shoots bullets that do an extra 50 damage is not fun.
Of course, that's not to mean you can't add ANY plain ol' guns. But try to find a good balance.
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>>256208406
Note by anyone with 2 braincells: Cargo already exists
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I will smash that fucking revert button every God damn day if that stupid black market shit goes in. Take that faggot shit to hippie or something, cunt.
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do you think GlassEclipse knows cargo already has contraband that you need to unlock
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What if we implment the black market but it deals exclusively in xenoporn?
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>page 10
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>>256206726
request an IMMEDIATE DEATH SQUAD AT ALL COSTS
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>>256206726
I was that HoS. Ask me anything.
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>>256213453
What should I have for dinner?
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>>256213453
how do i get girls to like me?
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>>256213453
would you take me under your desk?
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>>256213816
no take me!
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>when I survive a wizard, a ninja, nuke ops, and a plasmaflood and make it to escape with every bone in my body broken
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Cap: Assistant for attention whores
Mechanic: Assistant for brainlets
IaA: Assistant for special snowflakes
Clown: Assistant for unfunny people who want to be funny
Mime: Assistant for clowns who lack confidence
Fact
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>>256174889
Everyone loves the *idea* of Nations round.

Problem is, Nations round ends in one of two results: Cargo gets strong enough that it can fight off Sec. Or sec robusts everyone with their inherent weapon advantage.

Another problem: Everyone loves nations round until they get robusted. At that point (and most people get robusted) people just whine. Whine constantly about the circumstances in which they god robusted and wonder if the nations idea was a good idea to begin with.
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>>256214589
inaccurate, mimes are not clowns who lack confidence, they are something completely different
they are some of the most dense autists imaginable and are generally pretty vile
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>>256214834
Wrong
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>>256214885
;mime said "wrong" get them boys
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How good are you at SS13? Answer honestly please.

https://www.strawpoll.me/18154952
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>>256215134
where is "I only play one department at high level but know all the theory of the other ones"
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>>256215134
High level of everything except atmos, which wasn't an option. Because atmos is not worth learning unless you are antag and even then bombs are better.
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>>256215134
>he thinks WASD is higher level than arrow keys
>he can't even type in a well detailed scream for help while running
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>>256213724
Porridge again.
>>256213770
Just be yourself.
>>256213816
>>256214032
Fight each other in hand to hand Rage Cage combat for the right to my desk.
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>>256213453
Can I have your hat?
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>>256215134
>when a noob tries to make a pool to measure skill
can't fool me WSAD scrub
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>>256215906
he's not responding anymore take me!
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>>256203538
>my old as fuck fem-static actually got onto the list
Literally WHAT. Who was crushing on Greer?
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>>256217564
>literally who
Nobody lol
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>>256217564
it's an old list
t. on the list
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>>256214807
>Everyone loves (insert any antag) round until they get robusted. At that point (and most people get robusted) people just whine.
Is this not normal for the vg serb? People want every antag removed if it touched their autism for one round
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Blessed round.
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>>256215134
>hotkeys
>good
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>>256215134
is this a meme or is hotkey mode actually shit? I've been using arrow keys and right ctrl and shift the whole time
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;map renders updated
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>>256221082
hotkeys and shortcuts are great once you know what you're doing to navigate quicker and do things like move while throwing
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>>256222802
throwing while moving is extremely easy without hotkey mode though
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can we make our own framed pictures now?
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bump
talonjobs
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https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/44401
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haha imagine getting a talonjob from a vox(male)
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>>256224597
wait did tg not have bone breaking before?
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>>256178839
>Dante Smith and Dalta Stough
as much as I hated the numeta gang I appreciated the cool names
not sure if they abbreciated mines back but fugg it
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>>256225805
why's he gotta be (male) if the talons are the (same)
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>>256226149
they're the same between males of course
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>>256226246
a male and a female would have the same talons
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>>256226425
NO
WRONG
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>>256226425
yes but it's hotter when it's a male doing it, girls are yucky
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>>256226425
they would have even the same cloaca, externally
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>>256225952
TG is babbymode as fuck, yeah.
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https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/23233
Detectives can suck dong, long live the stains!
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>>256227214
>https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/23233
REEEEE BRING BACK POO
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oh fuck, oh god. this is going in my FORUM POST. I can't believe Irradiation would do this.
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>>256228037
pic related :)
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poo and hat storage when
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high heels that make a clacking noise when you take a step when
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>>256225952
TG medbay is a fucking joke. They have superpills called "patches" that instantly bring you from crit to full health instantly. You can also just nab a public first aid kit and get yourself to full in an instant because there are no permanent injuries like internal bleeding or broken bones. Not even exaggerating.
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>>256228813
I'm okay with that only if they're the speed of magboots
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>>256224597
>all that crying over the possibility of surgery being even remotely required at any point
lmao
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The chad catbeast gets his greentext and dies with honor while the virgin Hugh plays with cyborg armies and dies to their chaos anyways
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>>256229381
Full speed, but falling over breaks your ankle
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>>256224597
>Set bone with the hemostat
>Pic related

As a literal fucking doctor this shit gave me a hearty laugh.
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>>256209307
Explain to me in english why the black market is a bad idea. I have addressed every issue thus far and the only feedback I currently hear is "omg overpowered ahhh", which it is not since the high prices, difficulty of acquirement, and the fact that every item has a specified chance to appear each round, which can be set as low as you'd like...
Unlike ablative RnD vests, ebows, laser guns, cargo energy guns, glocks...

I've been extraordinarily open to feedback and ask that you just test it out for a week and revert it if it's still bad after the initial 2 days of tetris-tier rushing.
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>borg of balance manages to tase me and want to feed me to the cyberhorror
>sleep to cuck him of his valids
Get owned idiot
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>>256224597
>set bone with hemostat
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Can someone teach me how to make bombs I dont think im getting maxcap
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>>256229728
half of this post is you sucking yourself off and the rest is "HEY YOU KNOW GUNSCI? THE THING PEOPLE CONSTANTLY MAKE FUN, THE THING THAT HAS BEEN NERFED HALF A DOZEN TIMES, AND EVEN STILL PEOPLE MOSTLY AGREE WAS A BAD MOVE? WE NEED MORE OF THAT LOL PLS TESTMERGE"
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>>256230152
if gunsci is so terrible why does it still exist
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>>256230152
But I explicitly am stating that adding generic guns is a bad idea. Even if I did want to add basic bitch energy guns and people voted yes on the PR, I could raise the price to 1 million credits and noone would ever buy it. It's a matter of finding the right price. Gunsci is overpowered because all they need is 2 beakers with water and potassium to begin making infinite amounts of guns and armor.
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>>256230342
it exists in a heavily nerfed state and only thanks to inertia
gunsci hasn't gotten a new gun or any content in literal years
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>>256229728
We have 2 whole jobs specifically around contraband and selling people shit. Why is adding a third low-interaction method such a priority to you?
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>>256230342
same reason i exist irl, no one in power has bothered to get rid of me and people like me because i have glowey bits and can kill stuff even though i might be bad to keep around in the long run
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>>256229728
The concept is ok, the content itself needs work. At present half the items are already available elsewhere, meaning people will only ever go for the easier one. I would personally say rather than the whacky wild end of things like the tron bike or the portal gun, stick with the type of thing people root around maints spawners hoping to find. Knuckle dusters, contraband medications, the odd ramshackle weapon or discontinued armour.
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>>256230691
I gotta admit, that homeless man on the highstreet has hung on for a long time because of that glowy bit he's got. You might be on to something.
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>>256226148
Dalta would mime every couple rounds
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>>256229728
Pomf hates it.
Collabs hate it.
It has more thumbs down than up.
It's an shitheap of unmergeable enterprise-grade shitcode, and you blew off the ONLY coder that was willing to help you unfuck it.

It ain't happening.
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>>256229682
Do you not have tiny bird bones? Bigot :^)
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>>256231192
bird bones aren't even small
have you never eaten chicken
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>>256230683
2 jobs? I assume you mean cargo and traders.
Firstly, I do not believe this method is low interaction, especially compared to cargo. Interaction is meaningless when you have a conversation like this:
>Hey, have my seeds arrived yet?
>Yeah. Let me get them...
>...Here you are.
>Thanks.
>Have a good one.
I didn't begin playing an autism social interaction simulator to exchange the same meaningless pleasantries I have to do in real life. Interaction is about high quality, interesting interaction. With the black market, interesting interaction is encouraged.
>Always a chance for SPS alerts, so you can't just quietly amass a stash of shit in a corner after acquiring 100k through some cheesy method that needs to be patched.
>Head-only SPS gives interesting discussions between heads and also between a head and person who wants to justify why they want to buy X item.
>People working together to afford a cool, powerful item sounds fun.
>Having a usage for money will incentivize economy in general, which is the biggest factor I want. People will open shops, trade stuff for money, begin gambling parlors, you name it.
>In the future, I would like to add vox raider mafia that can occur from doing bad stuff on the market.

Secondly, I believe this system would supplement traders and cargo by giving them extra ways to spend and earn cash. Traders can buy illegal goods to go back and sell to the market or sell illegal goods alongside their trader vendor. Cargo will get uses for money as well. I also want to rework cargo and make it less bland.

>>256230725
I wanted to go more that route. The PR's will have votes on which route to take, so we'll see if we get there.

>>256231164
The code itself is perfectly fine if you had looked through it. I am fixing the cult and other gunk, but that's all new items anyway, which I am going to move to separate PR's for sake of atomicity.

(Cont)
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>>256231616
I can fit a whole chicken's femur in my mouth so yeah that's pretty small.
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>>256231917
>I do not believe this method is low interaction
it's literally welding a table and clicking a button to have it teleported on top of you
the SPS shit will not fucking matter whatsoever since all of the things added to the black market so far have no IC reason to be illegal and you can just buy something from maint then move back to your base???
multiple people pooling money together is also not inherently a feature of the black market and would be true of any delivery method including cargo and vox traders
furthermore by comparing buying illegal goods to buying CHEAP AND LEGAL PLANT SEEDS you are coming off as pretty delusional

the code is laughably bad
>Cont
don't bother
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>>256231164
Pomf may think it's a bad idea, although I haven't seem him talk too much about it. Collabs are ambivalent, rathering to judge based on what items are on it. The general populace is split 50/50 on it, and I don't see almost anybody who thinks it's a slightly bad idea, only the people who are firm set on that it is the next gunsci when I'm almost entirely sure it is not.
I don't see why people can't be more receptive to change, or at least trying it out. The idea is not virulent nor game breaking. The people have all the control over which items make it in and all the specifics. I am fully willing to take a vote and give collabs full permission to revert if people don't like it after a period of time, but I just ask you try it out instead of repeating the same logically unsound arguments on why it's going to cause intense misery.
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>>256232418
people are not unreceptive to change
people are unreceptive to bad change
you've told us you are "extraordinarily open to feedback" but here you are responding to feedback by calling people irrational and "just hating change" and "logically unsound" and any asspull you can pull off to try to discredit them
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>>256232202
Alright, please cite where the code is bad.
I will fix it.

You're right, cheap and legal plant seeds are far less interesting and fun than a black market.

Pooling money together is not enforced. I don't want arbitrary limits on forcing people to work together. I can't force people to stop being silent shufflers. But the difficulty of earning the cash without miners will highly incenticize working together, opening a shop, or something like that. It's not just having items teleported to you. You need the cash, and earning the cash is difficult when there would be only 2 realistic sources of miner income: other people and selling things on the black market, the latter of which would be limited.

And you have a fair point about just dashing away with the SPS alert. How about a channel time to summon the item, similar to how selling items has a channel?

>>256232749
I am addressing any actual complaints. I'm confused how else you want me to respond to strawman arguments.
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i can still beat KC in a fight it would be so one-sided it wouldnt be funny
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>>256232845
please elaborate with great detail on how anybody here used a strawman
especially when you yourself have posted a strawman here: >>256231917
>>Hey, have my seeds arrived yet?
>>Yeah. Let me get them...
>>...Here you are.
>>Thanks.
>>Have a good one.

the code is literally copypaste on top of copypaste on top of copypaste and this has already been pointed out to you by actual coders

>But the difficulty of earning the cash without miners will highly incenticize working together
cool cool but i just said that expensive items would incur this in any form of shop, this is not a feature of the black market
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I could really go for some time in the brig showers with the boys...
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Why do people keep trying to fight nuke ops
They outgun you, outnumber you, and have bombs and jetpacks
Just grab the disk, call the shuttle and then run the fuck away from them, toss flashbangs and get hooked up on hyperzine
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rope when
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>>256233070
>outnumber
excuse me what
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>>256233249
5 operatives against 3 officers
The rest of the crew doesn't matter in the age of dude bombs
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>>256233070
*blows your head off with one burst*
heh, you couldnt hope to beat me
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Black market just seems poorly thought out. Id much rather have cool items be put in through 1 by 1 in PRs rather than constrained by some silly notion that credits are supposed to be something more than RP fluff
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>repeat everything I am doing multiple times in nukie radio
>warn people to get back to ship multiple times
>say exactly how long they have and when nuke is going off
>watch as one ops tracker keeps going deeper into station
>60 seconds to nuke explosion
>everyone but that one guy boards
>few seconds to explosion
>leader decides now is a good time to pickup the dumbass op that's still in middle of station
>tase the dumbass
>proceeds to whine like a faggot about leaving someone behind and disobeying leadership
haha eat a dick
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Black market shouldn't get merged because GlassEclipse is a shitter, and shitters shouldn't decide how the game gets played.
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>>256233046
who's this? Meet me in dorms next round
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>>256233451
Why are you playing this like it's singleplayer
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>>256233615
because it is, you're all NPCs
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>>256233047
You asked how this would promote interaction. I just gave an example of bad interaction to help show what I think is good interaction, maybe it came off in a bad way.
As for strawmans against me, I believe the whole "omg I will just buy an OP item and kill everyone" argument being rehashed over and over is a strawman. I agree, having an OP rushable item is a bad idea. So items have an rng chance to appear every round, definable in the datum. Item prices vary, and can be set as high or low as you want. And never mind the ad hominems that always go on.

As a cryptology engineer (cybersecurity focused on encoding data) with many years of coding experience, I can guarantee you that copy/pasting code is a norm, if stack overflow is any testament to how you shouldn't waste time doing what others have done better. It's a matter of ensuring the code you do copy is altered and utilized well, and I believe the black market code is pretty much as good as can be. Adding items is as easy as putting in the item path and values you want for rng chance, price min/max, etc...

Cult code was shit. That's why I'm doing a refactor of the code right now to make it better on the side.

And fair enough, expensive items anywhere woule incentivize that. We can't just put dangerous and rare items in the merch console. Perhaps a white market would do better for something like expensive, non-dangerous goods. But what for more dangerous ones? You would need... a black market, no? I would much rather add goods with interesting danger and gimmick potential than add 4000$ speed boost generator to the merch console.

>>256233439
Why shouldn't credits be a cool part of the game instead of an arbitrary number? The best RP mechanics have actual use behind them. I can't bribe a man to let me into engineering if money is worthless unless the engineer decides to play along.

>>256233478
Ad hominem.
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>>256233315
I have killed nuke ops by punching them in the face and stealing their gun as a janitor, ss13 combat is fast, brutal and nasty enough that anyone capable of swinging a blunt object is a threat.
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>>256233615
I don't blame him for not wanting to coddle a lone nukie. Fuck him for not listening to comms (text can be kinda hard to see tho), and playing RDM while the squad's fucked off is more akin to playing the game like it's singleplayer.
I stayed behind for an op once, and we all died in the explosion. It doesn't matter, but it just felt stupid.
>>256233478
He is a shitter but his idea's a hot mess. Don't forget that. Glass, try laying out a couple use cases and people might not hate it as much. Right now its ambiguity makes it reek of eventual powercreep
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>>256234151
Rename it spessmart prime delivery service and add a spessmart destination disk to the inventory
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>>256233451
>richard green
>even being in the right
oh nononononono
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>>256234201
This is not a general rule

>>256233916
Says the literal silent shuffler
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>>256234409
The mission always comes first, those who don't make it back get to die a glorious death
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>>256234886
>ckey
why am I not surprised?
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>>256234409
Not a bad idea. The conflict I have right now is as so:
>I suggest items in the PR.
>muh atomicity!!! this can be used to tickle people? broken! wtf gunsci 12.0
>I don't suggest items and add few fluff gimmick items for example purposes, waiting for framework to go thru first
>current scenario, shit idea, where's content, going to become lavaland!

On second thought, maybe you're right. Either way has people complaining about overpoweredness.

Also, my shittery is exaggerated. You don't hear about the rounds where I do my job and make chems or the rounds where I follow space law by the book as the HoS, and that's because I'm not a stat*cfaggot.
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>>256233615
I am not, I communicated everything I was doing during deployment and offered valuable insight during planning phase. However the op that chose to stay behind was not paying attention at all and our leader would have killed us all if he managed to send the shuttle back.

He was clearly delusional.
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>>256235121
I can still count the number of time my ckey/static's been mentioned in the thread on one hand, but I digress. My point was that you probably have some vision for how people would use the black market so pick
>a role
>some black market items
>a scenario where someone in that role would buy these items
>how it benefits the round/does not produce more gunk
BMS, basically. If you want to take it in some direction, then do so and commit to it. Walking through exactly the market impacts gameplay could even help you iron out some kinks you might've overlooked.
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What does meta have going for it again? It has x-box huge departments and no maintenance.
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>>256236134
Nothing
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>>256236026
I will do that. Thank you for the idea.

And as for my shittery, the ebow ban was brought up a couple of times but noone ever really mentioned my name until the black market controversy came around, and now suddenly my shittery is universal. Ah well, what can you do except try and be less of a shitter to prove them wrong?
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>>256224597
>>256224597
>>256224597

The best part about it is that TG is basically run by this guy named Oranges.

Unlike Pomf people fucking *HATE* Oranges. And he doesn't give a fuck what people think. He wants something gone? It's gone.

You might think that's a good thing

>>256236134
Meta is the station-of-choice for TGites.
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>>256236134
chaplain soul stone, duh. Now give me my free antag item
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Two awful rounds back to back
And now meta again
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So black market is a good idea. Most of the interesting creative ideas are good ideas.

They won't be good at first, but they'll get good.

It takes time to balance shit. But creative ideas are only going to make the server more interesting to play on.
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mmm...blasma
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i'm dealing with a ban evader on my own server that runs /vg/ code. how do i check the cookies?
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something something always wear PPE
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>>256237095
Very cool, anon.
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>>256237095
i'd watch a burn chamber over lunch with this hungry skeleton she'd better be careful welding with those mesons on
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Where I come from we call these "jotos"
Don't join discord, it's a gay hookup and personal information gathering center
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>>256237014
There is a big message 'X HAS A COOKIE FROM A BANNED ACCOUNT!' that pops out on login. Watch for that.
Alternatively, I think they're a var on the client datum but I'm not sure how you check it properly.
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>>256237786
>nuke
>rhaplanca
Two of the biggest IQ drains of the server
Not that they stand out of the crowd
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>>256237014
either check for the message mentioned in >>256237803 or:
varedit on suspected player
search for client datum in vars
search for "related" in client's vars
should show a ckey if it managed to pick something up, at least it does on /vg/
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>>256237435
>no tools besides a crowbar
>covered in burns and plasters, probably set up an engine wrong and blew something up
>welds while wearing mesons
would assign to building walls and replacing floor tiles, clearly not cut out for anything else.
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>>256234151
>As a cryptology engineer (cybersecurity focused on encoding data) with many years of coding experience, I can guarantee you that copy/pasting code is a norm
Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh
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>>256238123
you can weld with mesons and a mask anon, welding masks are specifically eye protection 3 despite only needing eye protection 2 to weld safely because mesons are eye protection -1
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>>256235121
glasseclipse:
>REEEE STOP STRAWMANNING ME
also glasseclipse:
>>muh atomicity!!! this can be used to tickle people? broken! wtf gunsci 12.0
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>>256233605
kc stands for "King Cutie"

i want to give him a big hug, tuck him into bed, and pack his lunch for him!
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>>256238474
All of these arguments have been made against me, and by multiple people.
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john wick bundle when?
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I DED PLS ANTAG BAN
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>>256238507
Same.
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>>256238507
In that order?
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>>256239117
t.Richard 'holy shit I suck so many penises' Green
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>>256239224
>mfw the local homosexual metaclique is upset
I have no face
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>>256239117
t. Richard "I love to blasma fludd" Green
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just a reminder
factual, accurate list of people who are undeniably shitstains who /vg/ would be better off without:
>Discomuffin
>Absolutely
>Jedediahsmith
>Cescu_gah
>Katebishop
>Glasseclipse
>Basedconsumer
>Bomber Harris
>HagiJes
>IFlashYou
>Whatever the fuck Termed's new Ckey is
of the these shitters, the three absolute worst and most likely to end up banned within the coming months are:
>Absolutely
>Discomuffin
>Bomber Harris
Absolutely is just MrC0urier but even more of a faggot.
Discomuffin is a brain-damaged teenager who can't stop doing stupid shit.
Bomber Harris is likely the next Souhei.
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>>256239527
>posting just active players
you forgot

Aloraydrel
Djkramer
PrimeD
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>>256239634
Why would I post inactive players?
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>>256239527
im discomufifn and at least im not primed or worse the admin down the line that list haha so uhh i dont think im gonna get banned in the coming months virgin
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termedclepe did nothing wrong
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>>256239527
factual list but harris isn't that bad
not great but also not bad enough to deserve the shitlist imo, will probably be fine if he doesn't keep on tumbling down
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>search my ckey on fireden
>only 3 results
nice
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>>256241143
fucking release me
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>>256241143
>find few results
>half of them are niggers calling me names because I probably dabbed on them in the game or over github
epic
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>>256239527
what did they even do to you?
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Forget about your other religions. Unitology is the only true salvation. Meet us at the chapel.
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>>256241143
>141 results found
aaargh
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>>256241519
>tfw richard green will never cry and delete his account over your PR comments
why even live?
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>>256239634
>djkramer
>primed
>harris
shit list
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that's a dodge from me desu senpai
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>>256242565
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>>256242054
I've deleted about 10 git accounts so far, once every few months.
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>>256242772
latejoin is not real guys, we shouldn't have any measure against abuse of latejoin
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>>256239527
Imo I dont think Jed belongs on the list just because a schizophrenic teenager wont stop posting about him
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>>256239634
those players are active huh
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>summon guns, magic and swords wizards three times in a row
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>>256242565
>>256242772
Oh God no
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>>256242938
>an admin that uses checkantag while playing the game isnt supposed tobe on a shitlist
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>>256243048
those players he posted are also only active, just shitposted to oblivion
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>>256242910
>abuse of latejoin
what abuse?
I Iatejoin nearly every round
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>>256243157
Oh look its said schizo teenager
>yfw 99% of the server likes the admeme you hate more than you lol
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>>256243220
Same but because i smonk between rounds and always get there 4 to 11 minutes late
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>>256243398
hi jed
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>>256243220
Not long ago, before the shitshow that le wacky ten antag types a round is, only one antag would appear and would define the roundtype. If the objective was assassination or capture it would pick a crewmember as they spawn. Latejoining would skip past that, simply spawn a second after the targets are set and you can hunt valids without being ever hunted.
This also worked for denying fun gamemodes that require a certain number of people ready in the lobby.
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>>256243669
>fun
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This is the final, unabridged list of the latex vox metaclub:
49bluesun
Absolutely
Akiyusa
Aloraydrel
Anglosphere
Archinist
Assburgeri
Awsmnamedude
AxelDan
Comrade Dispenser
DangitMaster
Discomuffin
Dogesimpson
Edwarus
Fosstar
GlassEclipse
Gringonius
IAGFPRMF
JedediahSmith
Jknpjr
JohnExplode
Juanototo2
Kereanil
Killette2
Mastercasual
Meet me in dorms
Mehicus
MRflarg
OnCh
Otatoh
Pancakemines
PrimeD
Racobio
Repertor
Sandy_Sand
Soudesuka
Spyroshark
Thedood365
Tsea
VonDudeMaster
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>>256243669
>This also worked for denying fun gamemodes that require a certain number of people ready in the lobby.
that's mainly what i feel bad about latejoining, especially when i'm playing ausfag time, and there's like 5 ready up on round start
I dont validhunt or do other shittery so i dont feel so bad

>>256243521
yeah i feel ya, sometimes i wish there was 10 minutes between rounds but then again i'd probably still latejoin

I just like latejoin because i can see what jobs the station is missing and how many are inactive in each role
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>>256244315
this is just the who list wtf
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>>256244648
shut the fuck up squeaker you've been found out
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>>256243157
yeah that's bad but relatively speaking, pretty minor and after the shitstorm that came out of it and the extreme strictness that /vg/ admins are held to I don't think he'll be doing it again
compare that to every other person in that list who shit regularly up rounds 20x harder than an antagchecking assistant
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>Get a bwoink in about half the games I play recently
Please stop breaking into the armoury and then getting mad when you get caught.
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>>256244315
>>256244723
Sorry buddy but it looks like you missed me ovo
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>>256244315
Unironically if you aren't on that list you are a shitter.
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>>256244794
you tell that to yourself buddy but in my case that antag checking assistant killed me as a non antag and also had modsay with his antag admin team mate on deck
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>>256245526
oh nooooo you got nonantag killed once
that still puts the guy who did it at a solid last place in that entire fucking list
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>>256244889
Admeme here. Here's how the bwoink would go

BWOINK "Hey what's going on with you and X"

You: "He broke in the armory"

Me: "Have a nice round. Thank you for your time"
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>>256245807
wow wtf shitmin
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>>256245807
sec player here, can confirm
in fact I love getting bwoinked, I'm always in the right
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>>256244889
Did you get banned?
When the answer is no than shut up
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>>256245883
>than
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>>256245807
So is anyone without access to the armory immediately valid if I spot them breaking in?
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i know you can read this pomf give us the sylveon porn you've commissioned with donations
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>>256246637
why don't you get some taste, pokemon is garbage
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>>256246717
we all play ss13 it's pretty fucking obvious nobody in here has any taste anon
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>>256246834
I am a patrician among plebs, though.
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>every round is eitheir a shitty forced admin gimmick, or a gunk round where the antag makes every one antags or blasma floods and no one recalls.

I aint gunna lie lads, the rounds the last few weeks have been complete shit.
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>>256247006
the server is shit, we all know it
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>>256246507
You should still follow protocol. But I'm guessing this person gets bwoinked for perma-ing or executing armory looters.
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>>256247748
>Grand theft
>Grand tresspass + B&E
>Not grounds for perma
>Not grounds for borging if resisting arrest, assaulting, interference, or grand escape during/following the break-in
Uhh?
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are you taking about this in the context of antags looting the armoury or greyshits?
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>>256244315
WH-HOW DID YOU FIND OUT I WAS IN THE CLUB
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>>256248495
Greyshits
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>>256248140
Did you give them a proper trial?
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>>256243568
I'm not jed I'm a femstatic
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>>256248914
Can't give trial to a corpse that broke his own neck
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hey wait a minute this is everyone online right now
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>>256245526
>>256245651
In that same round you killed a sec officer with an XL chloral as a nonantag...
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>>256248140
Negro, I'm not saying they don't have grounds. I'm saying that's why angry shitters ahelp and force the bwoink.
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Dear doctor who headswapped me to succ me in surgery. You get ONE free pass of doing that before I become a mouse. You went for a second attempt, that's why it didn't work the second time.
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>rad storm
>everyone gets into maint
>break open hot canister in maint
>HOT HOT HOT

>place a gas miner under each of escape shuttle airlocks
>shard delaminates and nobody gets to see it
considering everyone was ling, pretty peaceful round
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bar ling gang RISE UP
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God that was a shit round
>Lingmemes voted
>Every one is LE LING
>haha epik bus
>no one does anything
>DUDE BAGULOS LMAO
>Round Ends

Ahem Fuck Admins.
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>>256249350
Sorry, interpreted your post wrong. I get you now.
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>le funny supermatter bus xD
do the admins ever get sick of this fucking joke
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>>256249316
sec and graysuit are natural enemies...
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Pic related interesting.

>>256249542
It was interesting until ERT bullshit happened. Honestly seeing the lings figure it out was fun and watching the majority of them try to make some kind of ling society was interesting.

Hell the politics on who got to absorb was interesting.

But... Richard Green was a ling. Which means the station is going to be filled with hot fumes.

>>256243568
Not me
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despite ling removal being constantly virtue signaled as The Reason Why This Server Sucks!! it sure fucking did a lot of good
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>>256248909
Isn't it just as metagamey to validhunt them?
wouldn't your character just either call it out to security if you don't play sec or arrest and follow procedure if you do play sec?
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>>256249462
I enjoyed the part where we all got up and left together without saying anything out loud. I also enjoyed the part where we surrounded the chef when he got off the shuttle in arrivals. Also greetings fellow humans. *preform handshake
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>>256241143
>only 3 results as well
>but it's back when I was a newshitter
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>>256250028
In my cases I'm speaking from the perspective of sec, being undermanned and overwhelmed. Hard to arrest when there's 2-3 of them, 1 of you, and they're trying to rush you.
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>>256250496
that seems fair desu
more sex players required
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____ __, ____. _____ __.
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new thread when?
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>>256249462
Needs more spice.
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>can't pick chef on latejoin last night or today
why
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>>256251125
i jobbanned you... sorry
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>>256251423
>>256251423
>>256251423

new

>>256251423
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>>256251423
>>256251423
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>>256239634
>>256242174
after five years of never being mentioned in the thread this is it.



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