Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss all things Sonic./sthg/ #1984 - Long Live The Eggman Empire Edition>Thread theme<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvERHiTfx9w>Sonic News<Sonic movie trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvvZaBf9QQISonic movie director says they'll "fix the design"https://twitter.com/fowltown/status/1124056098925944832Mario & Sonic at the Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games to be released later this yearhttps://twitter.com/tssznews/status/1111807221548175360Mobile version of the game also to be releasedhttps://twitter.com/tssznews/status/1111807307221032960NDW's direct interview with TSR teamshttp://sonicjpnews.blogspot.com/2019/04/ndws-interview-to-tsr-teams-1-team-sonic.htmlhttp://sonicjpnews.blogspot.com/2019/04/ndws-direct-interview-with-tsr-teams-2.htmlhttp://sonicjpnews.blogspot.com/2019_05_06_archive.htmlhttp://sonicjpnews.blogspot.com/2019/05/ndws-direct-interview-with-tsr-teams-4.htmlTSR Overdrive Completehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgbngiiwihMTSR Team Up Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbTavayt8xoPreboot Sonic retroactively cucked by Ken Penders' self-insert skunk OChttps://twitter.com/KenPenders/status/1115328007357358081>General Interest Links<General Link Compilationhttps://pastebin.com/K8uHTWSG/sthg/ Drawfag Booruhttp://sthg.booru.org/sthg/ Cytubehttps://cytu/be/r/sthg (replace / between u and b with a dot)IDW Comicshttps://mega.nz/#F!65oBCaoQ!8lkn8JebzaZensDJbLxDegPrevious Zone:>>253385550
>>253442545I see what you did there.
Flynn defenders are defending his horrible pacing and extreme amounts of exposition.
Shadow is a gay pervert.
I AM THE EGGMAN
>>253442638Fuck off, Penders.
>>253442795Penders sucks too
>>253442729>wespeak for yourself
>>253442545So what do I get for joining the Eggman Empire?
>>253442850IDW regularly gets shat on here.
>>253442850Yeah you did tough guy, don't pretend. Your just nackpedaling like a coward now that your shitposting isn't paying off.
>>253442638>waaah different opinions go away
>>253442850People that like IDW here are the minority.
>>253440307 (You)>>253440642>>253440661>>253441006>>253441132>>253441709>>253442390who needs SEGAwe have /shg/ and everyone in the previous thread
i want to sexually bully silver
>>253442850Have you ever been here for an IDW storytime? I can't think of anywhere that shits on it harder than here, both legit and shitposting.
>>253442975>so paranoid he doesn't believe people shared the same opinion sad
>>253443006TSR is going to be fun
>>253442662he likes to take long showers
>>253443112/co/ is pretty harsh on it.
>>253443126It looks like its going to be mediocre, which I guess isn't surprising.I predict a 60~69% on Metacritic.
>>253442906>>253442983>>253443112What part of "speak for yourself" do you not understand?
>>253443158Yeah, I forget it gets posted there too. I like the comic for the most part, but the negativity during storytiming kind of ruins the fun.
>>253443091>Silver's TSR voice moaning and pantingEww, I can't get off to that
>>253443068No one is actually going to write something anon.
>>253443136It must be pretty difficult for him to wash off all the crusty cum haha
>>253443068SEGA simply doesn’t care. You’re not special for knowing how to write a story. Now stop patting yourself on the back.
>>253443305Maybe the comic should be less boring.
>>253443223It will get 80+ and people will praise it's team mechanics
>>253443351except anon #7
What was your first reaction to this scene?
>>253443381>boost Sonic gayBased and redpilled
>>253443371nah i'm a genius>>253443734too late already did because i can
>>253443416The team mechanics look stupid honestly, I doubt it will be praised much.
>>253443792Post it then
>>253443352you might like the story I wrote :3
>>253443652"When do I get to play the game"?
>>253443352Shadow being covered in cum is so hot. He's much sexier as a gay slut.
>>253443652I forgot I wasn't watching a film and was rather hocked to see Sonic actually get into a personally compromising situation like this
>>253443934love your work :)
>>253443825i feel the team mechanics will be very "do or die", for many people. from the gameplay we have seen, it doesn't seem like it will be very intrusive on the race, but these kinds of mechanics are very know to be problematic. so it will prolly be a subjective thing
>>253444005>Shadow being covered in cum is so hot. He's much sexier as a gay slut.note to self, add bukkake to Shadow's Shower
>IT'S TIME TO ROCK AND ROLLwhats your favorite cheesy Sonic line
>>253443091I bet Silver is really naive and puts a lot of trust into the people he meets which is off putting to blaze, but she sticks around with him and act like an older sister figure to him so she can help him grow up, but often realizes she gets a little to harsh and may need to learn from Silver from time to time.I bet Marine actually fallow blaze around a lot and wants to become like blaze mirroring sonic and tails relationship, but blaze treats Marine more like daughter and wants the best out of her, even if she drives up a wall sometimes, but whenever Marine does something right makes Blaze incredibly happy, because she likes the feeling of being a parental figure in her life.
>>253444449He looks so excited in this gif.
>>253444623Pretty much yeah
>>253444449>EVEN WITHOUT WINGS I CAN STILL FLY
>>253444846Oxygen leak in the cabin area there. Hypoxia setting in.
>>253444449Well then, it will be a date to DIE for
>>253444623>tfw Blaze is a parental figure with only 14 years old
>when you deny the tanukian genocide
the only way to stop /sthg/ shitposting is shooting zoomers.
>>253444449>long time no seeThis one pisses me off
>>253442545Mina Milestone Maybe?
Good morning, son.
>>253445030Not as hot as you ;)
>>253445265Good morning daddy uwu
>tfw you've gone so far off the deep-end in creating and crafting your Sonic fanfiction and lore that you completely re-purposed the No-Zoners in the Archie Comics to actually be an Army of genetically copied androids from an alternate universe Eggman that not only won but was able to collect everyone's genetic info and he's using the No-Zone as an excuse and Base of Operations to slowly and eventually subvert the society in other Sonic universe so that he can control them. The reason he uses genetically identical androids of the heroes is because if any of them start stepping out of line he can easily replace them to do his bidding.I am literally too fucking autistic for this existence. Kill me.
>>253444449>"I like running better."PURE KINO
>>253444449>Never fear Amy Rose is here>Fuck you sonic! And all you furry freaks!Can't believe they got away with that line from Eggman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbzWokzUotoAnyone know the tune that starts at 2:21?
>>253444449>Befote this is over...I'll show you the true power of CHAOS CONTROL!At 28 years of age, I still get chills. Delivery was perfect on that line.
Get ready to start your engines and to blast through tracks at SONIC SPEED!! Team Sonic Racing will be released in 4 days, 07 hours, 31 minutes and 40 seconds! https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20190521T00&p0=70&font=cursive
>>253445540>It'll be a date to DIE forShadow will never have this much interaction and soul with him and Sonic ever again.
I usually hate Roger's voice, but for some reason I really like him in TSR, I don't know if it was a change in direction, but he actually kinda sounds like Sonic now.
>>253445767It'd be kinda funny if the new direction benefits Roger while fucking up all the other VAs.
>>253438840>in the adventure series she's got a 10/10 smoking hot body Yikes! Imagine thinking 12 year olds as hot. Stay away from children.
>>253445767I don't think he's changed at all.I fucking hate Roger's voice. It's like the movie Sonic design. Unredeemable.
>>253445880Rouge sounds fine. I don't know why people hate Rouge's new voice, she sounds like an 18 year old again.
>>253445968Roger is the best voice actor Sonic has ever had, unironically.
>>253443382OH NO NO NO NO>>253443652"This game sucks"It didn't get any better either because boost is so autopilot that it may as well be a cutscene.
Sonic characters get their best voices back.But Ian Flynn writes the games now.Do you accept?
>>253444449Like my ironic favorite? I don't like unironic cheese because it makes me cringe. That's why I'm glad Adventure era is over and done with.
>>253446239He sounds 30 years old. He says every single fucking line of dialogue with the same dismissive, uninterested tone. He flat and has no energy. He hasn't changed, grown or improved in the last 9 years.
>>253445113>>>/pol/>>253445465People have headcanons for Sonic literally all the time, at least you aren't so autistic that you consider anything between 3&K and Colors Wii to be canon. Those people are insane.
>no Scourge the Hedgehog merchOh no, how will I ever go on?Surprised Aaron would even answer that.
>>253446372But best eggman is dead
>>253446372They already have their best voices and Flynn is even worse and more reference heavy than the current writers, so no.
>>253446730Jesus man its only a joke.
Hesse's artstyle reference
tell them..*cough cughh* ...I went fast
>>253447139Sonic sure was slow.
>>253444623I bet Amy is really grouchy in the morning, wearing nothing but a really baggy shirt slippers and shorts, she wakes up with really bad bed head, and can't act straight until she gets her morning coffee, and she cusses out out people in the morning only to regret it later in the day, but Sonic ultimately finds her easier to talk to when she's like this, because she all that love struck during that moment. But even then Amy goes a little easier on him.
>>253446739Based.>>253447090>looks better than anything by UekawaCan anyone stop this man?
>>253447340Wow i never thought I'd met someone with such a terrible opinion
"Chronicles isn't canon" my ass.
>>253447479Sorry sweetie but chronicals is not cannon it ws confirmed
>>253447449>he said, on /sthg/ of all places>>253447479It's not. That's just bad Pontaff localization like the "Sonic has been beating you for decades" line.
What are you guys and gals listening to right now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0uIRTmRlZI
>>253447340Like the sonic battle inspired art style, but that might be a little far.I like'em both for their own styles.
What's /sthg/ mad about today?
>>253447697it's just shitposter-kun falseflagging
>>253447479How is the German text?
>>253447697I'm mad that people are saying TSR is bad.
You think Eggman is a virgin?
>>253447838Me too, I hate the truth.
>>253447697Everything. Honestly, I don’t know how you guys find the energy to even pretend to care about any of this.
>>253447943if he is, he won't be forever, so that he can father Nega's grandpa/Grandma
>>253447943Eggman Nega is black, so Eggman's wife must have cheated on him
what's this general opinion about Sonic Boom? I found it pretty entertaining.
>>253448142It was annoying and just felt like a completely unrelated show but with Sonic characters slapped on.
>>253448142Decent show. Still waiting for a Modern cartoon.
B-but he has flown before....
>>253448364>Still waiting for a Modern cartoonMaybe if Overdrive did better, this would've happened.
>>253446372Not seeing a downside
>>253448142It's like The Looney Tunes Show. Bland.Every character in this show is replaceable. You could turn all the characters into original ones that aren't based on Sonic and it'd be exactly the same. Without being Sonic-themed, it'd be meh at best. /co/ wouldn't care about it.
>>253447673Battle's art has never looked that good to me. I like the way they draw some effects like the energy around Shadow's but it looks like what a 7 year old would consider edgy.
>>253448581WOAH THERE LIL BUDDY
>>253448142 It was basically Teen Titans GO Sonic edition
>>253448142Decent on it's own, but not what you would want for a sonic show.
>>253447801How can you tell?
>>253448581Amy is to much of sonic slut.out of character/10
>https://io9.gizmodo.com/vfx-artists-explain-what-it-would-actually-take-to-redo-1834653108>After the trailer for the Sonic the Hedgehog movie, it was like a million voices cried out in laughter, then were suddenly placated. The negative response to Sonic’s look prompted director Jeff Fowler to announce that the filmmakers were going back to the drawing board. But what does that mean, how long will it take, and is this all a marketing scam? We asked a couple of actual VFX artists to fill us in.>The Sonic the Hedgehog trailer hit us all like a wrecking ball. The weird, beefy-legged Sonic was less a tribute to the ‘90s video game speedball and more a cry for help from the cosmos. The response was immediate, and so were the memes, reaching such a general fervor of “no thanks” that Fowler told the world that he’d heard the criticism and the character would be redesigned. We reached out for clarification from Paramount about whether this was happening or how long it was expected it to take, and the studio declined to comment.
So, a while back on twicethechan, we were discussing the possibility of reviving the "/sthg/ fangame" possibility and focusing on one level with a proof of concept. I presented a treatment for it on what I would like to see and why, and while it got a good reception, the "project" really didn't go anywhere and the document to this day is unfinished.So I'm gonna drop this excerpt here and I'm curious to know what /sthg/ thinks. Hard mode: No "it's garbage, kill yourselfhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1jfquoUXoBDncOfWT8fpSuDRwlyAnUV1F963L23QUKKg/edit
>>253449173The only thing OOC about it is Infinite's dick being that long and also black. Amy would fall for him easy after seeing him outpace Sonic.
>posting lewds by accidentYou guy need to keep /spg/ and /sthg/ on different windows desu
>>253449317It was no accident
>>253448581>Shadow come over with an even bigger cockPathetic, you call that a cock, that's a babies penis, below average at best.>I, am, not, SMAAAAAAAALLL!>Guess I'll have to beat that tight ass again, it will be a date to die for!Amy watches Shadow rape infinite.
>>253449474tell that to the mods
>>253449282>Of course, that announcement came with even more backlash—how could the visual effects team be forced into “crunch mode” to quickly change a character they’d already spent months crafting and perfecting in the lead up to the movie’s November 8 release? Given the recent backlash against video game studios like Rockstar for fostering a culture of crunch, this seemed like a bad solution to a bad problem. Instead of speculating on what a redesign of Sonic would entail, and what Fowler’s decision says about the state of visual effects in media as a whole, we decided to ask a couple of professionals.>Ilion Animation Studio character supervisor Juan-Luis Sanchez (Paddington), who spoke out on Twitter about Fowler’s decision, told io9 he was surprised when he heard that the fan backlash was leading to what could be a partial or complete character redesign. While it’s unclear how much of the Sonic character would be changed—and he made sure to mention he doesn’t know anyone working on the project—he did say the Sonic we saw likely represents at least six to nine months of work. Work that’s now out the window.
https://twitter.com/Genocide_City/status/1121258983329681413Okay but seriously, what did he mean by this?
>Has gone about 10 minutes without being deleted. Yikes mods.
>>253448030>not comparing here to falseflag as much as possi le for chucklesFuck Sonic, I don't see any reason to care about him when the company making the games doesn't.
>>253449529>shadow>not dicklesscringe and undoompilled
>>253449292It's unremarkable and not worth the time it takes to download and play it.
>>253449296Infinite is a dicklet who uses illusions to compensate.
>>253449553>“If they took nine months to build a character, it’s two to three months of reworking before you can even put the character back into shots again,” he said. “I can’t even guess what’s going on behind the scenes.”>That doesn’t mean the whole movie will have to be redone. On the contrary, Sonic probably isn’t even in most of it yet. According to Sanchez, when trailers involving digital characters are released, what you see is typically all that’s been finished by that point. That means, by the time the world was fully introduced to Sonic the Beefy-Legged Hedgehog, “maybe five percent” of the movie had been fully animated with him in it. This was echoed by Daryl Bartley, a visual effect artist who worked on Avatar and Power Rangers, who said much of the work on getting the character into the movie is done in the final months, or even weeks, of production.
>>253449553Just trash the movie.
>>253449659Someone posted a picture of Shadow giving a handjob before and it never got deleted.
>>253449714Shit taste, man.
>>253449795>”Obviously, on most movies, they’re doing everything down to the wire. They push the limits of everyone involved to continue to make changes, to the very last second you could commit a frame to film or digital. There are shots being finalized the weeks before, or even the week before. There’s a prevailing thought that you could snap your fingers and change things,” Bartley said.>The problem isn’t getting the character into the movie, as for the most part that hadn’t happened by the time the trailer came out. The problem is the fact that Sonic the Hedgehog’s visual effects designers now have to waste months of time going back to the drawing board before they can continue. In short: Redoing the character can happen, but it’s going to take up a lot of time. If the movie’s release date isn’t delayed, it’s going to mean a lot of overtime and stress for the visual effects artists.
>>253449282>>253449553Those people deserve to suffer through crunch time for putting out such a shitty project and trying to make Sonic look bad for a quick buck.
>>253449659High chance the mods leave it so they can masturbate to it later. Remember what general you are on.
>>253449686Based and lowercasepilled
Calling it right now: Based on how terrible the writing, plot, and look of the movie is, its going to get a lower metascore than Rise of Lyric.
>>253449931>To demonstrate, Sanchez described the process of what it would take to make Sonic look like that viral tweet shared above. He said characters like Sonic are usually divided into two pieces: the head and the body. Each have their own challenges, and changes like this couldn’t be solved with cosmetic fixes. For example, thinning Sonic’s legs, changing the size of his head, or redesigning the shape of his eyes. And that’s not even getting into the fur. According to Sanchez, the body could take a month to fix, and the head twice that, before putting him back into the movie. Since the movie is supposed to come out in half a year, this could reduce up to half of the designers’ available time.>“From the design, to the modeling, to the rigging—putting in the skeleton—testing out the skeleton, putting in the fur, lighting it...all of that work is easily nine months. And that’s without major design changes, or changes in the story along the way,” Sanchez said.>Sanchez and Bartley expressed frustration that this was all presumably happening because people talked shit about the character design on Twitter. In their minds, social media may not be the best testing grounds for a character at that stage in the filmmaking process, considering all the work that’s gone into the design before the trailer even drops. The public might be right about aspects of the criticism, but other points might change in hindsight. Sometimes, public opinions change after the actual film or show comes out.
>>253449659>>253449887Shadow sure sucks at his job desu
>>253446557It shows none of them played/watched Forces
>>253449529You are making a jokeThat's basically the infinite's entire story. Folks with normal sized dicks wouldn't have reacted to shadow punching them like that. Infinite might actually just have a micropenis and has ego issues because of it.
I hope they bring back Infinite. I like his design.
I haven't seen a single positive post in some time now. Doesn't matter what part of the Sonic franchise it's about or when it was from, post some positive stuff right now or I'm going nuclear.
>>253450532Infinite had the smallest dick in the Jackal Squad. He should be thanking Shadow for decreasing the average dick size for his species.Yes, the Jackal girl had a bigger clit than him.
Famitsu TSR>1st reviewer: The sensation of running through undulated courses, with extreme speed using drifts and boosts that are easy to control, feels good even if you’re not a Sonic fan. In this solidly created action race with regular features properly held in, this game’s unique feature is Team Battle where 3 people go on racing in a group, which adds into the feedback and sense of unity that can’t be tasted anywhere else. Being able to taste this feeling on co-op plays with not only obviously people but also with computer is great indeed. 9>2nd reviewer: Including a team battle system in a racing game is ground-breaking. Starting with the Line Boost which speeds up each other, the Touch Dash which can quickly recover spun partners, transferring items and many more chancs to cooperate during races; the more you cooperate the more merits the team will have, which is good. The format of competing rankings as a team is a structure that can be enjoyed with a broad range of people which is good. The controls are also easy to grasp, and the drifting etc are also exhilarating. 9
>>253450639>>253450639dumbfuck2000 on twitter
>>253450692sonic was never good
>>253450762>3rd reviewer: The compatibility between Sonic series – which has an exhilarating sense of sprinting – and racing game is simply perfect. Cooperative features like sharing items with teammates and helping each other to speed up provide a uniquely different fun factor. I’m grateful to the AI which matches up to the player’s level and contest positions until the end. A lot of hindrances will come from behind, so other than switching views through a button, I wish there were also a back mirror somewhere in the broad screen. 8>4th reviewer: Performing team cooperation controls like drifting that absorbs right in the line and sharing Wisps (items) during a race itself is fun. While the mini-game styled missions give an accent while progressing through Story Mode, they require a very serious walkthrough. The pleasant BGMs which arranged legacy Sonic series musics ought to immerse fans from the Mega Drive era in deep emotions. 8
>>253450762Famitsu is shit for reviews. Not a single negative thing was mentioned about the game so that's obviously bullshit.
>>253450175>For context, Sanchez shared his experience when he was working on Paddington. When the character’s design was first teased, there was a massive backlash for its photorealism. It even prompted the Creepy Paddington meme, where Paddington was inserted into horror films as the new villain. Sanchez, who was set to work on the fur design, and others on the team were worried this could mean changes for the character. But the producers stood behind the design, and it ended up being for the best. (Because Paddington is fucking awesome.)>“We’ve seen it so many times, where people pile on instantly when they see something that they don’t like. For whatever reason—and there might be something I agree with,” Sanchez said. “Whether it’s Ben Affleck as Batman or the design of Paddington, there are so many things where people pile on instantly. I don’t find it healthy personally.”>But what if it was all done...on purpose?
>>253450717>Yes, the Jackal girl had a bigger clit than him.Oh damnHe literally made eggman give him a mask so he could compensate.
>>253451105>That was a theory making rounds after Fowler announced the redesign. That Paramount knew people would hate this design, so they pulled a “New Coke”—making two versions of the character so they could release the better one later, to more fanfare. We asked Bartley and Sanchez to share their thoughts on this theory, and both of them agreed it was unlikely and stupid. Perhaps some marketing executive might think it’s a cool idea, but there’s no way a studio would spend that much money to make two versions of the same character, in the blind hope that people would get pissed off just enough to make them happy in the end.>“It’s one of those things that’s feasible, I think, in the mind of an executive. It could be this sort of sociopathic way of doing things. But I don’t think any normal people would try and do that. I get there’s so many attempts at going viral, but they’ve gotten way more attention for this than they would have,” Bartley said. “There is such a thing as good attention and bad attention. Having your fanbase be pissed off at you in order to generate interest is not anything a sane person would throw out there.”Sonic the Hedgehog is set to come out on November 8. Maybe. We’ll see.
>>253450717That's why he didn't care when they died, he was jealous.
>>253446239I like him better than fucking Jason
>>253450762>>253450954This is from a country that actually liked the PS Vita and plays primarily waifu games and phone games and waifu games on their phones, these reviews don't mean dick to humans with standards.
So, how did this get leaked?
>>253451105>But what if it was all done...on purpose?>>253451256>both of them agreed it was unlikely and stupidThank you.
>>253448142It was entertaining. People really just want action and adventure all the time but I like comedy and seeing characters do things outside of beating up the big bad.Which is why I don’t agree with fanfictions being just that either. There’s plenty of fanfictions I enjoyed unironically that wasn’t serious or have a quest.
>>253450692I've been seeing this guy all over /trash/ for the past few weeks. Who's he? What's the story here?
>>253451360Unleashed Jason was kino.
What was the last Sonic song you listened to yesterday?
>>253452812What I'm made of.
>>253452648That might be the exception but I think I’m bias because Unleashed is more of my favorite Sonic games.
>>253452648Jason got good right at the end of his tenure and then was unceremoniously replaced.Fucking Sonic the Hedgehog man. Kust fucking die already you has been.
>>253452812One of the TSR remixes of the themes. I think it was Silver’s
>>253451426There's nothing wrong with the Vita, it was how Sony handled it's first party library that fucked it up.
>>253452994>unceremoniouslyAfter 6 years of terrible voicework. He should never have replaced Ryan.
Amy Rose is cute, and I like wholesome artwork of her, If I could draw, I would draw amy getting ready for the morning with a cup of coffee, with a mug that says worlds #1 girlfriend on it.
>>253442545https://youtu.be/VmxVHfH8kQc?t=101more silvazefag bait
>it's now a mainstream accepted opinion to think you're a pedophile for wanting to fuck Amy
>>253454029It took long enough.
>>253453802very sweet anon.
>>253454029>wanting to fuck a pink hedgehogYour own damn fault.
>>253454029>drawing of a lewd underage character is somehow equivalent to people sexually abusing minorsEverything fucking sucks.
>>253453863How did so many people get the game early? What's their secret? Did some magic store 'accidentally' put it on the shelves early?
>>253454370They're putting out leaks on purpose to distract from the movie leaks.
>>253454370According to Aaron, that's a very likely reason.It could also be review copies for some people but what do I know
>>253454370The game is shipped to warehouses around the globe before it's sent to stores. Some employees working in those warehouses could've easily snagged a copy.
>>253454370I hope the same thing happens to the movie
>>253454370switch hacking is really, really easy.
Is TSR not available in digital stores yet?
>>253454808That'd require a digital download to be available first though. I mean you can't hack what's not there
>>253450291What was it?
>>253454870I can't imagine they'd let people pre-download the game this early. If they did, well, I guess that's how it got leaked.
>>253454924infinite hanging his massive veiny phantom ruby enhanced dick over amy's bare shoulder
I just wanted TSR to be good...
>>253455020No, I mean is it not there to purchase digitally at all? I'm on the PS store and TSR doesn't come up in any searches
>>253454884sometimes review copies, sometimes people at warehouses or stores, recently with switch some people seem to have found out you actually can download digital games early if they're on nintendo's servers.i couldn't say how someone first got their copy of the game, but whoever it was dumped their physical copy, shared it online, and anyone with an exploitable switch can get it running in like an hour, that's the "so many people" part.
>tfw no jazz fusion tsr ost
>>253455137It is good you entitled faggot. Name one thing wrong with it.
>>253454729>Shadow really just wants the best from everyoneWhat a nice guy
>>253455391Of course. He literally has a soul exactly like Maria's. He's only overly edgy because he wants to put on a show for the audience. r-right?
>>253455376it's not outrun 2006, an unrealistic expectation but one i feel whenever sumo makes a new racing game.
>>253454029>wanting to fuck an animalGross.>wanting to fuck an animal person with the stature and mind of a childAlso gross.I'm not seeing how furfags like you are the victim here.
>>253455376It's unironically worse than Transformed in just about ever way.That doesn't necessarily make it a bad game, but it does make it a somewhat redundant one.
>>253455376Low budget and bad voice direction...?
>>253455376Low budget. I was going to list all the problems but it basically boils down to that.>>253454729He would say "hmph" in every instance, that pic is outrageously OOC.
>>253455376The graphics aren't all that imipressive. The Voice acting is spotty. Wisps. It's not as good as CTR. The teamwork gimmick isn't good.
>>253454361I know, it sucks royally. Meanwhile, actual pedos get to run most art hosting websites freely and at times openly. Priorities are out the fuckin' window these days apparently.I can't even post my general work because I'm paranoid about being banned for posting any Sonic related artwork. Shit sucks, man.
here's your ending bro
>>253456035what the fuck? wasn't expecting that
SEGA couldn't afford to give TSR a big budget since that was allocated to 2020 Olympics, which is far more important considering the Olympics take place in Tokyo this year and releases in 6 months.
>>253456035>Saved Dodon paSo he wasn't actually bad..? Huh. Guess he was being tricked.Also what the fuck that's the most shittiest ending I've seen in a long time. Basically "Thanks for playing the game" tier from the 90's.
So what's the consensus on TSR so far?
>>253455573>stature of a child>torpedo tits>child-bearing hips??????????
>>253456035lmao.PLEASE tell me there's a nice CGI scene at the end of the game.PLEASE!
>>253456413>CGIThey're not made of money, anon. They had to pay for all that voice acting.
>>253456376Amy does not have fucking hips you fucking retard. And 12yos have tits moron. Some of them have really big fucking boobs at that age because of puberty.
>>253456087Now that people brought up condoms and the olympics in the same thread, how do you think a country with a low birthrate like Japan is going to supply all the condoms that the athletes will inevitably need to use?
>>253454029Most of the people criticizing you have no issues with people wanting to fuck anime girls. They're hypocrites.I mean, how can I take Sonic critics seriously, when they turn around and do the same autistic shit in another genre and call that normal?
>>253456473b-but..that's a fucking staple of any spin off game. You always have the first CGI intro scene, and the CGI ending scene. Did you actually watch the full thing? It can't just be "congrats, play again".
>>253456035I haven't been keeping up, so all this new to me, so why was this game such an after thought?
>>253456376I don’t see it
Remember when people thought Nega was going to be the real villain?
>>253456571Young anime characters are bad too bitch
>>253456376Clearly you jack it to much fanart to the point it has warped your mind into thinking that this thing has>child-bearing hips
>>253456035>good>you beat eggman>play on hard mode>goodbyeYou tried.
>>253456376Stick with Sonic Boom Amy Rose, she's hotter and better designed anyway.
>>253456035Dodon Pa is seriously just some completely unrelated weird asshole who likes making people go through his death races?
So who did this guy turn out to be?
>>253456765They were stupid.
>>253456928Just him. A new character. Like I was telling everyone.
>>253456875Boom Amy's personality is a complete turn off. She's like a soccer mom entering menopause.
>>253456928>>253456035Oh.Well, what was the point of him anyways?What even was his evil plan?
>>253456959/platf/ is still alive?
Amy was never good
>>25345681399% of normies would disagree with you and call you a boring spazz while agreeing with about anything relating to the Sonic franchise and you know it.
AHHHHHHHH SONIC TEAM DOES IT AGAIN!
>>253456919>Once again /sthg/ fooled themselves into thinking a modern Sonic game would have a more interesting story than it actually did>It'S eGgMaN nEgAlol GET REKT NERDS
>>253456035This can't be happening.Surely if you play on expert and beat the game, you unlock the real ending which lets you play as Super Sonic right
>>253457127Fuck normies and fuck degenerates. I have my own refined tastes.
>>253457295>Super Sonic>not DLCLOL, this is 2019 bro.
>>253457321This.I hate all of you who do that.
This counts as another victory for the GUG.
>It was literally fucking nothing Can't say I expected anything otherwise.
>It's an infinite tier backstory all over againDEFEND PONTAFF, I DARE YOU
The final boss is Team Eggman, a bunch of Eggpawns, and a Death Egg Robot in a car
>>253457531GUG always wins baby!It would be nice to fucking lose sometimes tthough, Jesus Christ Sonic Team.
>>253457649Are those guys playable afterwards?
>>253457591The only thing that died here are your hopes and expectations for TSR.
Seriously, what the fuck was Dodonpa's plan?
>>253457649What the fuck is Death Egg doing in a car? It's that like a fucking space colony?
>>253457649Do you at least unlock the egg Pawn and the Death Egg robot?
>>253457649>Death Egg Robot AGAIN
So how is TSR?
>>253457649HOLY SHIT!!!! HYPE AS FUCK I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TO GET THIS GAME WOOOOOO
>>253457769Yes. The Death Egg fortress is now sentient and demands to test out its racing skills.
Predict the metascore /sthg/.
>>253457779Aaron confirmed on stream that Eggpawns aren't playable so I doubt the robot is different case.
>>253457860Hahahahahahaha, your laughter tells me everything I can't wait to play death egg!
>>253457908>>253457769It's obviously just a generic "big" robot called death egg.
>>253457915Higher than Forces at least.
Let me guess, Doponda had no plan, he was just some guy who made people race.
>>253457915I think it will truly will come down to the team mechanic, and I can't say how that is just by watching someone play.
>>253458103It seems more likely that he was being forced to make people race if he needs to be "saved." Eggman was probably the one behind it all.
At least the Olympic game will have something interesting about it right? I mean...Mario's in it, it has to be good...
>The spinoff racing game Sonic Riders has a better story than every single mainline game from the last decadeFUCK PONTAFF, FUCK SONIC TEAM, FUCK SEGA AND FUCK YOU AARON WEBBER FOR TURNING SONIC INTO A BIG MEMEY JOKE FRANCHISE FOR TODDLERS
>>253458156Let me guess, the team mechanic stinks.
Let's be honest...Did ANY of you legit believe that Eggman Nega was gonna be involved?
Green hill zoneSonic
>>253457915In the 70s.
>>253458351No. It's the Silverfags being stupid again.
>>253458018Yeah, that's basically what it is.
>>253457915Less than CTR that's for sure
>>253458227Say what you want about Riders, but man, at least it tried.
>>253458415So it's the more generic looking one from Forces.
>>253458227sometimes its to be expected, and when its something like Riders which was contained in its own universe and really only focused on 7 characters if we dont count Eggman
>>253458415this is sad
But is the team mechanic good?
>>253458415That is PAINFULLY generic. Holy shit /sthg/.
>>253458613Buy it and find out fag Get it so I can kick your ass
>>253455992Why would you be banned? The only person who hates Sonic art or art in general is the shitposter.
>>253458218Yes. If there is any hope, bing bing wahoo's game will deliver something. Not deep but it will be something
>>253458415It really pisses me off when games have fully programmed and ready characters but they aren't playable. This, Fake Velo from CNK, Axe Knight from Kirby Battle Royale, etc.
>>253458415>the gigantic Egg enforces now pass for Death Egg Robots>this confirms the whole game is reused assets: the racerTHE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SONIC
>>253458681I don’t give a FUCK about Crash, stop advertising your shit here
>>253458218Will Dodonpa be playable in the Tokyo 2020 Olympics game? He isn't playable in TSR.
This is your series now. Expect something like this for every single game after TSR too.
>>253458681>literal whos in kartsyeah dude THATS why people play crash gamesthe vivid characters
I just wanted a good racing game. I can't believe that Sonic Riders is somehow better than TSR.
>>253458415It should be its own character and talk and have a personality
>>253456376Her dress is not her hips.>>253457127You don't know everyone's opinions, you probably just learned that from some sub-700 follower anime facebook page or something.
BROSThe /v/ leak said Dodonpa would be an unlockable character after beating the story mode. WHAT THE FUCK? THEY WERE LYING? GOD DAMMIT
>>253458908Everyone of the N.S trilogy games sold more than Forces or Mania, the best Sonic game in 25 years.
>>253458989>unironically believing a leak on /v/
Pre-order my game.
Ah, Sonicbabs.When will they learn.
>Bare Minimum the Series
I don’t care that the leak came out a week early, I'm going to enjoy the game I paid for and no one can stop me. I don’t need the fags here to play against others. I’ll find some other Sonic community.
>>253459231it's been like this for 10 years. Why are you people just realizing it now?
>>253459245Based and dronepilled
>>253458908>liteal whos in carsyeah dude THATS why people play sonic gamesthe shitty friends
>>253459058>remasters of old games sell better than MODERN sega projectswhat else is new? your literal whos arent interesting and no one caresyoure only setting yourself up for embarrassment when your fucking kart game comes, no one cares or even knows its out except us who will shit on you relentlessly after your constant shitpostingway to fucking go retard good job putting down your own series by comparing it to FUCKING SONIC THE HEDGEHOG of all thingsreally feeling that inferiority complex because youll never compete with mario eh?
>>253459245Is that what COPE CONTROL is!?
>>253459340No. Do not mock me. I don’t buy every Sonic game. I want a Sonic racer for times where I don’t feel like playing Mario characters or worlds.
>>253459097Your last game was shit. And I'm glad I didn't buy it ether.
>>253459245I'm also going to buy it but I'll intentionally play horribly online and make my team lose.
>>253459352yes?thats the reason sonic can keep a general alive while every other platformer mascot cant unless theyre grouped up together
>>253459245>they preordered the game
>>253459524You better not be on my team
>>253459534having a general on 4chan does no correlate to selling games
I really hope TSR scores below a 70. It's going to give me shitposting fuel for MONTHS. CANT WAIT!
I still dont understand how anyone had such high expectations for the game to begin with, it's always looked pretty mediocre at worst and fun but not much else at best, everything is third rate from the gameplay, to the graphics, to, the music (baffling how generic and dull the music is when you have Tee Lopes and fucking Crush 40 working on it), an obvious cash grab to give to Sonic fans while they wait for the next action game
Imagine basing the quality of a racing game because of off it's story mode ending and not the actual gameplay.
Wait. Why do we care about the plot or lack thereof in a spinoff racer?
>>253458908>acting superior at all when you just learned your kart game has no content whatsoeverLaughably sad.
>>253459654Yeah, it's just an indicator of autism. Katawa Shoujo general is still running for fucks sake.
>>253459843Because we're not getting our fix in the mainline games anymore.
>>253459819>>253459843This. You guys are retarded.
>>253459797Good thong I decided wait for everything, and mostly ignore the game until it came out.
>>253459850oh yeah your kart game is going to be so amazing anonwhy dont you talk about it in the crash bandicoot general?oh yeah...
>>253459356>your literal whos arent interesting and no one caresPeople who buy games care. >youre only setting yourself up for embarrassment when your fucking kart game comes, no one cares or even knows its out except us who will shit on you relentlessly after your constant shitpostingMore people will buy Crash than Sonic when it comes out. Let that sink in and seethe some more.
>>253459843Because Riders set the precedent.
>>253459935we already know the gameplay's ass,newfriendwhere the hell have you been?
>>253459819The gameplay will be shit compared to CTR so people were hoping for something more.
PSP REPORT IN
>b-but crash...>b-but mario...
>>253459843Riders was better.
>>253459918>>253459986But why were we expecting it in a budget spinoff? We knew from day one it had little to work with
>>253459992Not liking playing as a team is a personal opinion. And I’ve been not looking at the leaks and doing other things like finding a job.
>>253459797Because it would have been better than what we got which is literally nothing.>>253459960>general is an indicator of quality and high salesThen where is the Mario or GoW or RDR2 general? Oops, there goes your argument.
>>253459976doubt itsega can sell games soley due to the sonic characters even when gameplay is dogshitliteral who on the otherhand needs to put in effort and even then no one cares because theyd rather play mario anyway
>>253460179You think any of the Riders games had a big budget you buffoon?This is more than lack of budget, this is not giving a fuck.
>>253459352Shadow the Hedgehog sold 2.1 million copies.
>>253460325and Shadow the hedgehog was a decent game.Whats your point?
>>253460194flavor of the month games cant carry a general itself the series as a whole has to be able to hold a communitys interestmario has no story so it cant carry a general despite its popularity
>>253460141The story is disappointing but I'm sure the gameplay will be great!
The soundtrack sounds straight out of a shovelware game
>>253460171It's a coping mechanism. Sonicfags who are primarily Sonic fans and don't like other stuff nearly as much are sperging into overdrive after learning TSR is barren of anything worthwhile.>>253460206>all this copeKek. Admit you're mad that Crash was made and remade with love and care and sold splendidly compared to Shovelwarenic who gets a game every few years that not nearly as many people buy because it's bland and soulless shite that even the fans tend to reject.
>>253460379Sonic has no story either though, and the majority of this general's posts are shitposting, not discussion.
>>253460325Shadow's game was made in an era where Sonic Team actually tried
>>253460273No need to be rude anon>this is them not giving a fuckDid the all stars and transformed racers have story modes?
>>253460379Okay? It still sells gangbusters unlike Budget the Hedgehog.
>>253460573Transformed not only had Soul incarnate but wasnt riddled with reused over reused assets
>>253460573No, but they also had a plethora of racers and tracks from all over the Sega catalogue.
>>253460506>sonic has no story>2 videos in a spinoff game with no voicelines can cause so much autism across multiple boardseverytime sonic does anything youll hear about it because sonic and his friends have all the depth and character you could want despite the shit gameplayany mascot you like is only relevant when they get a new game and then they fade out like always>>253460670and then no one cares after a month and everyone moves onunlike sonic which is talked about on the regular eternallyif you cant keep a general up you arent relevant
>>253460671>Soul incarnateYou mean Sonic Runners
>nobody expects anything from TSR, it was apparent from day one that it's a budget game >as expected, there's nothing of substance and it's a budget game>people get mad and start arguing anyway???
>>253460736>if you cant keep a general up you arent relevanttell that to all the non generals in /v/
>>253460206Crash Reignited Trilogy sold more than Lost World, the Sonic Boom Games, and Mania combined (I dont know sales for Forces, but it most likely didnt make the difference much closer). A lot of people will be buying CTR.
>TSR DOA>IDW circling the drain, will be lucky to finish the current arc>Literally everything about the movie>Mysterious game that will probably be canceledHow will SONICFAGS ever recover? Look at these gay furries and laugh! Furry content isn't allowed outside /trash/, which is where Sonic belongs.
So, I've been going through all of the Modern Sonic titles in an attempt to determine the ratios of 3D to 2D gameplay to determine once and for all if Colors, Lost World and Forces are actually 3D, or not.Here are my current findings for Colors, if anyone cares. My issue is, though, that the only way so far that I've been able to justify these calculations is by a vague "feeling." After all, these are games. I couldn't just take the time spent in each type of section because different players play at different paces. So, I ask you: what is the best metric by which to determine the "3D-itude," or "2D-itude" of a Modern Sonic level?
>>253460506Unironically this. Has any thread in the past year and a half had any more than 30 posts of genuine discussion amidst the sea of spam, reposts, /v/ and /pol/ memes, drama, and shitposts? /sthg/ isn't a Sonic general, it's where Sonic fans go to dump all the things they would say anywhere else and get banned. It's an absolute cesspool and as terrible as it is, it barely has time to acknowledge it because it's too busy shitting itself to death. There isn't anything here worth calling a "Sonic general," we get as much games discussion in as we meme that a Mario or Crash general would. Instead it's all just memes and spam.
>crashfag/mariofag/etc. shitposters are more common on /sthg/ now/platf/ was a mistake
>>253460839Harsh reality confirming low expectations is still significant enough to trigger someone. Most people with low expectations have some tiny shred of hope that things will be good. It sucks when that hope is taken away.
>>253460873no they wont bejust wait and then make sure youre here so I can senseless shit on you you cowardthe day it comes out to no avail Ill be here making fun of you every thread so no faggot mascot tard ever does this embarrassing shit again
>>2534608842020 Olypmics will save us. The main Sonic team has been working on that since Forces. It's going to be really big and high budget.Just watch.
>>253461004even saleskun is dead
>>253460736>and then no one cares after a month and everyone moves onYeah, until the next game is announced and they're all hyped for it, play it, discuss it a while, and move on until next time. What you're describing isn't boring games or unsuccessful franchises, you're talking about normal humans who can play something without making it their life. The fact that Sonicfags are too autistic to let go says more about them than it does about anybody else.
Do think shadow has a garden? Do you think he takes good care of it?
>>253461019Calm down anon. The fact that Crash will outsell Sonic at every turn has no meaningful bearing on the Sonic franchise or fanbase. You don't have to die in TSR's honor.
>>253461132>The main Sonic team has been working on that since Forces.THE Sonic Team?How is it they've been putting more effort into a Olympics tie-in/crossover minigame collection than the actual main series?
>>253461285Why would he? What purpose would Shadow have for having/wanting one?
>>253461019Crash's remake sold 10 million copies. When was the last time Sonic sold anywhere near that much? I'm not even a Crash fan (I haven't played any Crash games), it just seems very likely that CTR will have a lot more sales than TSR.
>>253461285Shadow is a flower boy.
>>253461349it has no meaningful bearing on sonic if it does outsell sonics shit kart racing gameit DOES have meaning if it cant outsell sonics shit kart racing gameand games about literal whos in fucking karts cant because they arent fucking mario
>>253461349This. Sonic will die in a pool of its own shit regardless, and the world can breathe a sigh of relief.
>>253461132>it's a Mario game>featuring Sonic>It's developed by Sega's best>overseen by NintendoI can't help but feel that much talent and resources is being wasted on a mini game collection
>>253461410youre comparing a nostalgia trip to modern trashif either sonic adventure game gets remade crash wouldnt come close to sonic
>>253461132It will, and more Mariofags than Sonicfags will buy it because they outnumber us 20 to 1.
>>253460986Of course anon.
>>253461612an adventure remake would be heavily reliant on nostalgia to sell as well
>>253457649>Generic Death Egg Robot>6 (six, seis) fucking Egg Pawns>All this shit instead using actual charactersThey make Sonic a shit just because they want
In case you people haven't heard yet...
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>>253461464Anon...Nitro Fueled is a remake of, let's be honest, one of the most well respected kart racers of all time. Combine that with the amount of passion put into it, alongside remaking Nitro Kart tracks, I would be very surprised if it doesn't do exceptionally well.I dont have the most experience with the Crash series (though if I had time I would like to change that) and I likely wont buy CTR NF but will buy TSR, but even I will admit that TSR will not do NEARLY as well in comparison to NF.
>>253461464Spam your "literal who" meme all you want, there are well known gaming mascots outside of Sonic and Nintendo. People know who Crash is and with that trilogy out, they associate his name with great gameplay and '90s nostalgia, the same thing we all wish Sonic could have been and should have been all this time.
See you tomorrow /sthg/
>>253461386To decorate? Hobby maybe?
>>253461780>nice animationYou ought to remove that part. All you have is graphic renders in TSR.
>>253461724Maria was 13 when she died though.
>>253461774Wrong board buddy
>>253460986Why do you think everyone says /v/ sonic threads are x10 better? At least those get somewhere and are more welcoming to a fan of everything. Yes they still have shitposters but that's a given on this place, it just doesn't even compare to here.
>>253461612Except Crash isn't hampered by "was never good," has a more reliable dev team, and isn't associated with cringe. He might not be as old but he has Sonic beat by a fucking mile.
>>253461791except you literally admited why sonic will sell more than crashyou likely wont by CTR and will buy TSR like MOST people willand the ones that dont will just buy the last mario kart racer insteadno one cares about crash and when it comes out im going to link this thread and shit on every single one of you fucking retards defending this spamming fucking faggot who doesnt belong on this general
>>253461780>the miku in the background>>253461910Trailer animation was okay, it's most likely referring to that.
>>253461881COME BACK HERE COWARD
>>253461927Maria was 12.
>>253462025>no one cares about crashYou must not talk to a lot of people outside of here, huh buddy?
>>253462025You do realize the original Crash games on the PS1 outsold the Adventure games released on both the DC and GB right?
>>253462323NOOOOO DELETE THISYOU'RE GIVING CRASHSPERG AN ANEURYSM
>>253462221Much easier to stay couped up in his little hugbox and ignore the outside world. Everyone knows the superior kart racer comes next month.
>>253458681I dont care about that ugly fucker and his group of butt fucking ugly friends retard
>>253462919ugh crash and spyro are so ugly westerners cant design shit. honestly
I'm still holding out delusional hope that anon showed us a fakeout ending you get for clearing out most of story mode to bait us and the end has a Final Story reveal for Nega.
>>253462981Crash is ugly, but Spyro is a cutie pie, take it back.
>>253463056>ywn have a sickly blonde gf to protectsometimes I dont feel like getting up in the morning
>>253463063people thought forces ending was a fake out too and there was infinite final boss with super sonic lol
>>253463159This. Confront reality for once in your goddamn lives.
Have any of you guys played the Sonic Drift games?
>>253462981>two of the most beloved western platformer mascotsYeah...sorry to say, but you're wrong. Take the L, shitposter-kun.
>>253462981A westerner designed this perfect woman
how many of you are playing team sonic racing right now?
>>253463367I don't play bad games
>>253463364Based on a japanese character design template.
>>253463367I'm listening to Crash Bandicoot music and playing Sonic Riders instead
>>253463353>crash and spyrotheyre not even the best ps2 platformers considering jak and daxer and ratchet and clank existeven fucking sly cooper is more iconic
>>253463321played it once. liked it a lot. never played drift 2
>>253463503Crash has awful music though.
>>253463494Based on 1930s American cartoons.
>>253463367I'm 99% sure it's not available at my local store, so no I cannot play it until the 21st
Daily reminder that Maria is the weakest Robotnik, yet she's still stronger than almost every anon on this website put together.
>>253463570Crash and Spyro originated on the PS1 you dip, their heyday wasn't on the PS2
>>253463748She's not stronger than an MP5.
>>253463353Crash and Spyro only had a following because there was nothing else platformer-wise on the PSX worth making mental note of
crash bandacoot, more like Sonic's Ass game!
>>253463748She also has a bigger dick than all of us put together but let's not talk any more about that.
CRASH WAS NEVER GOOD
let's do it baby I know the law
>>253464048Too late, we're talking about how Maria ravished Shadow's boipussy now
Speed Star has always looked pretty cool. I think in the middle of a race I prefer looking at the original ASR one.
A fully healthy and immortal Maria with access to Chaos Control and the full power of her Robotnik genes (the same power that gives Eggman his IQ, Sonic-rivaling speed, and ice-shattering punches) vs the Eggman Empire, the Black Arms, and G.U.NTeam Dark are not involved in this scenario at all.Who wins?
>>253463570Yes, and? Crash and Spyro owned PS1, Jak and Ratchet owned PS2, I don't know who owned PS3 outside of Uncharted because I didn't play that system as much, and now Crash and Spyro are back on PS4.
Do you thin sonic shouts "Teriaaaaa!" when he cums in Shadow's ass?
>>253464135Sorry, son.It's canon who did the raping here.
>>253464445Does Shadow even have an ass?Do Sonic characters even have "asses"?
>>253463940And because they have great gameplay, unlike some franchises like Sonic that will go unnamed. But the name of those franchises is Sonic. I could also use your logic to say NiGHTS was only popular because Saturn had no other worthwhile mascots even though we both know it, like Crash and Spyro, did well on its own merits.
>>253464275Wahoo will always live in our dreams.
>>253464586Shadow has a tight ass, I've seen it myself.
When did Eggman say, "I'm gonna piss my own ass!"
>>253464593Apparently NiGHTS became more popular than Sonic during the Saturn years. Honestly, the Saturn is a very underrated console, it had a lot of great games on it.
>>253465183The Dark Ages still gave us Rush and Riders.
This is so outdated it's embarrassing.
>>253465245Was Sonic the best platformer on the Genesis? The console had an impressive library of platformers. There was a lot of stiff competition there.
>>253465183At least in the dark ages they tried and failed, instead of throw something out and failed.My god Sega needs to get their shit together, I shouldn't think the dark ages were better then the current age.
>>253465414Where's the updated version?
>>253465183Which Dark Ages? 1995-1998 or 2005 to 2010?
>tfw we've only gotten one well made game in in the past 7 years
>>253465568There is none. I could make a new one if people are willing to give me the bullet points.>>2534655912005 - 2010
>>253465414It's still true in /sthg/'s case. Just change "lack of friends" to "friends return" and we're good to go.
>>253465414reminder that Sonic's friends do not degrade the games quality and they havent since 06 came out.
>>253465236During one of the Tails' fights? Either that or at the beginning of the Dark story.Actually it's prob around the beginning of the Dark story
>>253465414This wasnt even true back then.
>>253465652I'd say fan confidence in both Sonic products and the dev team is probably at it's lowest point, so I think so. Mania was good, but public opinion is using it to turn against SEGA, Sonic Team, and Modern Sonic in general, not undeservedly, but it's not a great outlook nonetheless.
Just play what you like and get ready for TSR to get forgotten easily.
Cream isn't even mentioned in the story mode kek
>>253465439Since Sonic 3&K is my favorite game of all time and I have played my fair share of Genesis platformers, I'm going to say yes, but there are many amazing platformers that you might find to be better. Ristar and Dynamite Headdy immediately come to mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36FCbmuwVZcA good look at Blaze's dialogue.
>>253465950I mean, I at least kinda see where they're coming from. It is probably the most shining example right now that fans really do know this franchise more than Sega do. Sega spent years "trying" to replicate the 2D gameplay properly and it never worked post DS Dimps era. And then here comes this rag tag team of Sonic fags from Sonic Retro, slapping their Engine that they spent years fine tuning to be one to one with the originals and making a game out of it just like that. If Sega had a brain and actually got professional fans to direct a 3D game too, or at least people who are better than Kishimoto Team, we'd probably be in a much better state. Even the racing games for god sakes, SRB2Kart has more content and a bigger community than TSR is likely to ever have, not saying that to shitpost, I just legitimately see it that way.
What the fuck was the point of this? There aren't even any Sonic R tracks in the game.
>>253466409Riveting dialogue from Metal. Also is Blaze's VA new?
>>253466409Any confirmation if it's still Bailey or if they recast her again? It almost sounds like Erica Lindbeck but I can't tell for sure.
Idk guys... I honestly find a lot of the mid-race dialogue to be pretty charming and kinda cute in some cases.
>>253466553It's a reference to another Sonic racing game. Don't you like to remember the old games? Don't you like references?
>>253466409>shitty "music">Blaze is a total pussy>boosters are literally just icons on the ground
>>253466556>>253466683I think it's a new VA. They recast Omochao, and Laura Bailey voiced him too. At least she sounds similar enough to the old voice unlike Silver.
>>253466409I gotta say, these "tricks" that day do in the karts look fucking stupid and are lazily animated.
>>253466508>got professional fans to direct a 3D game tooThe thing is that 2D Sonic was pretty much perfected by Sonic Team and fans had it to go off of and push further, but that isn't case with 3D Sonic. There's a lot of ideas out there, but 3D Sonic doesn't have a perfect blueprint to follow making me think it'd be very hard to just pluck a group of fans to make a 3D Sonic. Hell, most of the projects we see for 3D Sonic never amount to anything more than tech demos. Impressive tech demos, but little to no actual game design to be found and that's the real pitfall.
>>253466409Honestly, if they slowed the music a tad bit and used softer synths or real instruments I wouldn't mind it too much.
>>253466862bouncing bat butt
So, how's the TSR soundtrack?
>>253466975Are there any credits in TSR? Someone needs to look at them to get to the bottom of this VA stuff and if we just got a whole new bunch of 'em or not.
>>253466409Either poor direction ruined everything again or she got a new voice actress, I can't actually tell so props to whoever she is for performing decently in the garbage VA industry.However what they did to Shadow and Silver is unforgivable.>>253466862>Blaze: Heights are not my strong suitCute ! Cute !!
>>253466707shouldn't tails be doing something he's good at? Like sitting on a bench.
>>253459097I think it actually will be his game.https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Team_Sonic_Racing#CharactersAs someone who played a shit ton of transformed:If the meta builds in this game end up being the same as that game Zavok is easily the best choice if you want a power character. I'd even go so far as to say he could end up being the best character in the game period. Tails, meanwhile, is probably the worst.
>>253466851>Boosters are literally just icons on the groundYou DO realize that was the exact same case with Transformed right? Oh wait no Transformed has S O U L so that doesn't matter.
>>253467137A good mix of likeable and bad music. Overall mediocre.
>>253466409Can you turn off the comments? it feels like Heroes all over again
>>253467463What's the ratio of likable music to bad music?
>>253467137Inconsistent. Some of it is fantastic, some of it is just okay.And then there's thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAmmHNMFUQc
>>253466862Bouncing bat you say?
>>253467534Yeah, or at least lower the volume of them. Not sure whether or not you can actually "turn off" the comments, but you can turn their voices for that stuff.
>pitch: fanservice racing game>those track locales>those nightcore tier "remixes">that roster>wrong characterizations>wrong voice actorshow dare they sell this for real money
>>253467539About fifty fifty
>>253467595But is Arin's Big song in there?
The more I stay around here the more I realize that maybe /sthg/ should legit just die. Maybe after thread 2000. I didn't want to have to say this bros.
>>253467379>Oh wait no Transformed has S O U L so that doesn't matter.Correct. It has flaws but they're more easily overlooked because it's a good game with effort put in, TSR having the same flaws as well as too many more makes the carryover flaws stand out more.>>253467943Just R&I shitposter-kun and keep your filter updated.
>>253467880It wasn't found in the datamine. But it will be added to the game along with Arin Hanson as DLC.
>>253467943Not until after the movie and the 2020 Olympics game.
>>253467943I'm not going to give up on /sthg/ that easily.
>>253467595Thats better than the original tho
>>253468028>Just R&I shitposter-kun and keep your filter updated.That's not good enough and you know it. Be honest. Do we really like each other? Do you feel a sense of community from this place?
>>253466707Honestly I do too. I don't know if I'm just easily pleased but at least Blaze's dialogue was cute. I disliked what I heard from shadow though.
>>253460141>>253468127More often than not desu
>>253468080but you post on /tv/ more often nowadays
How does she even know his name?
>>253468285Tell me you're joking.Tell me you're just retarded.
>>253468319She just read the names on the roster and assumed the black hedgehog was named Shadow.
>>253468070>It wasn't found in the datamine.If we're unlucky enough, that's because it's the intro movie song and is a movie file, not a music file.>>253468127Letting shitposter-kun get to you like that with all of his falseflagging and samefagging will mess with your head and make you think he's several people who are all rude sociopaths, that's why you use filters to see what the rest of /sthg/ is like.
>>253468319they have met more than once
>>253468319To enjoy the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, you must turn off your brain and consume the product. Don't think! Consume product, then get ready for next product.
>>253468432Fucking racist. It could've been Zavok.
>>253468449Archie isn't canon anon.
>>253468285It's not. The big scary Arin can't hurt you here. If it was real, though, I'd love it simply because it would cause people like you and /sthg/ in general to fucking explode.
>>253468481That's what makes her best girl, really
>>253468626who the fuck said anything about Archie?Do you even play the games you shitpost about?
>>253468481Well, Shadow kinda looks like someone that could be named Zavok, but Zavok doesn't really look like the name Shadow fits him.Besides, if you put them side by side you can easily guess whose name belongs to who. Blaze is a very smart kitty princess.
>>253468616Is this Bump's replacement?
>>253468626Anon meant the Olympic games I guess?
>>253468748Have you? Name me all the games Blaze has met Shadow in.
>>253468825No. It's Blaze's.I'm kidding. She's no one's replacement, she's just herself.
>>253468825Why would you think that? It's just another one of Sparky's OCs.
>>253468869every Mario & Sonic gameGenerationsRiders
>>253468748They met in Generations and that's it for the canon games. Don't tell me you're including Colors DS or Olympic Games or other spinoff noncanon shit.
>>253469081Sparky has gotten better at character design and I love it.
>>253469215I'm glad to hear that, anon.
>>253469152>Canon>gameseach game is canon to itself unless it is a direct sequel.And if Sonic team is concerned, only Sonic 1-3K, and Mania are canon.
>>253469121Oh boy, look at all that NOT CANON shit you just posted.
>>253469332TSR isn't canon either though.
>>253467193Silver's is simply a case of the new VA being worse. But Shadow? That shit is just horrible voice direction. Don't know how they went from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38Or6yjVaF0to this https://youtu.be/YJvnrprC9KM?t=9848
>>253469309>each game is canon to itself unless it is a direct sequel.so there is no canon
Everything is canon.
So uh, Infinite is dead. Phantom ruby sound effects are in the game. They decided to just not use him huh
>>253469121Do they actually interact during those games' respective story modes though? Or cute special animations. Because if so you're missing out on Shadaze bait and if not they don't really count.
>>253469530but that means nothing is canon
>>253469463>so there is no canonCorrect. Sonic is no different from Mario now.
>>253464593>great gameplaySure if you're a faggot lmao
>>253469534Last minute cut after Forces got panned.
What the fuck happened to physical instruction manuals?
>>253469789no one reads them
Do you believe that Sonic is one of the most over powered videogame characters
>>253469721I don't think its last minute, they jammed that DLC where shadow beats his ass and they threw him away at he end of that game. They might have knew he was trash and the game was trash during devlopment and threw him out
>>253469830BULLSHIT I LOVE THOSE THINGS
>>253469789waste of money, no one reads them
>>253469789Too expensive to print, made shipping weight heavier, and nobody used them anyway with the prevalence of in-game tutorials and online instructions.
>>253469789They died out like 10 years ago, some games still have them though
>>253469865Yes, but no one ever believes me.
Dont forget to buy the TSR Deluxe edition comic.https://www.idwpublishing.com/product/team-sonic-racing-plus-deluxe-turbo-championship-edition/
>>253469607Which means that in TSR, Blaze and Shadow never met.
>>253470094Sonic lost to Mario though
If Blaze, Silver and Omochao got new VAs is the main cast next
>>253470163IDW generally sucks though
>>253466851>shitty "music"Whats wrong with itIt has the happy sonic music vibe you get from Sonic R, 3D Blast, Windy Valley, etc
>>253469676Haha holy fuck that was based
>>253470254The movie will reboot the franchise and give us a new cast of voice actors.
>Implying I take Death Battle that seriously after Knuckles lost to Donkey Kong
>>253469789it doesn't surprise me there's no physical manual, but when there's an option in the game to view the manual and it's just this picture, that pisses me off.
>>253470163The extras don't seem big enough to warrant another purchase and the main story's been storytimed here already. I guess I wouldn't mind if someone wanted to share the new things but it just seems like such a waste of money at that point.
>>253469865>top speed unknown>can fight demi gods and beings of higher power and win>super SonicYeah he's achievments prove that
>>253470163Why? It isn't like it will be good and you might as well just read it online.
>>253470351DK is smarter than Knuckles
Do you think IDW may drop the ball on the next issues?
>>253470280Those games actually have happy Sonic music. This is buzzing "nightcore" remix shit. Forces' Modern Sonic music had the same problem.
This is your new extradimensional princess and guardian of mystical gems controlling space and the sacred fire. Say something nice about her!
I just went though the entire TSR early livestream, and guess what?This is the ONLY "cutscene" in the entire story mode.This Doponda guy shows up, invites Sonic and his friends to his races, Sonic and Amy comment on how he might be Eggman he's not and then you beat the story mode and you "defeat" Doponda.Sonic Free Riders had a more complex story.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm5QG9X3qiM
Enough of this farce, I've seen into your hearts. How many people here hate Sonic?
Will you main him when he joins the roster as DLC?
>>253470383>He doesn’t like the R OSTGet out. Now.
>>253470649Wait...there's no cutscenes with Team Dark or Team Eggman? w-wha??
>>253470649Nah, there's "cutscenes" after that one. A lot of the streamers just skipped them because you can turn them off.
>>253470649We literally just discussed that moviesperg
>>253470687I hate Sonic but he loves me for some reason
>>253470525Q2-Q3 2019 looks like a potential expansion period, thanks to the current arc's rising action and the Tangle & Whisper miniseries, but Q4 2019 is do-or-die time. If they can't significantly boost their sales before December, they might as well call it quits.
>>253470908It's been like three days since it originally leaked and nobody's uploaded all of the cutscenes yet. What the fuck is taking them so long?
>>253470601I love when Sonic fanart depicts them as actual animals>>253470758At least his voice lines would be fitting
>>253471002Why? The comic has such a low cost of production that it can coast by on far lower sales.
>>253470914You should know by now that jacob doesn't read any posts that aren't either about the movie or directed at him.
>>253469789>manuals on physical releases LOL, i got a slip for advertising Megaman Legacy collection when i bought 11 and thats it.Manuals are ancient
>>253469865Actually thats one of the problems with Sonic he's to strong now he needs to be nerfed heavily
>>253470687Character or the franchise?
>>253470383>Sonic R music>shittyfuck off>>253470649Transformed and All Stars didnt need a story to begin with so that fact that you even got one is pretty great. Where you expecting Sonic Adventure 3 to happen in a racing game plot?
>>253470568it's not that bad
>recast multiple characters>keep vic as omegawhat did sega mean by this?
>>253456035"holy shit, dont worry sonic bros Im on my way!""puts on leather jacket""fleeces up his 90s sega nostalgia racing vehicle""calls up his right hand men vectorman and ristar""heads straight for the dlc portal"ITS GO TIME
>>253471194>Transformed and All Stars didnt need a story to begin with so that fact that you even got one is pretty greatIt's shitty though, so I'd rather it not be there at all, especially since we lost all the other Sega franchises as a result.
>>253471012>>253470908Well, are the other cutscenes out there somewhere yet?Do we learn more about Doponda? What's his deal?
>>253466409>race starts>"FUCK HEDGEHOGS, FUCK FOXES, FUCK ECHIDNAS, FUCK BATS, ROBOTS, FUCK ALLIGATORS, FUCK HUMANS, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU TO, BIG."a little on the nose
>>253471601Jokes like this were never funny.
>>253471601Blaze is really trying to overcompensate for her underdeveloped assets, huh...
>>253471576Haven't gotten THAT far yet in the story to really know what Dodonpa's real deal is from my perspective.
So I've also been hearing that TSR is a gacha game.Are there microtransactions?
>>253470758yeah um no sweetumsIM the SEGA rep their adding to this game along with vec and ri, and there is nothing your soi cuck ass can do about itnow is I said earlier GO JACK OFF IN THE CORNER WITH THE MUSTACHE MAN
>>253471576Yeah, there some silver vector and blaze stuffVector wasn't actually invited apparently, he just snuck in
>>253470908>source: my ass
>>253471871>Vector wasn't actually invited apparently, he just snuck inWell that's pretty based actually.
>>253471871But do we learn anything about the backstory of Doponda?
>>253471525>since we lost all the other Sega franchises as a result.Thats all on lizuka for wanting to make something in reply to splatoons team gameplay with sonic. I dont think he ever cared enough to bring in other sega characters
>>253471972Iizuka said he WANTED to make another SASR, but high-ups said to make it all Sonic.
>>253471972>for wanting to make something in reply to splatoons team gameplay with sonic.So you make a racing game in response to a shooter?
>>253471972>Thats all on lizuka for wanting to make something in reply to splatoons team gameplay with sonic.That's...that makes it even worse, christ. TSR isn't even on the same planet as Splatoon.
>>253471965No one has gone that far yet as far as I know. The people uploading the story are taking thier sweet ass time
>>253466409>"These bounce pads are handy!"Don't get any ideas, Blaze.
>>253472159If only SA2 and 06 had this.
>>253472267>skipping sa2's BASED storycringe
>>253471807Based chameleon bro, can't wait to see your vehicle!
>>253472310you just got trolled faget lolololol
>>253472345IT WAS HIS TURN IN TRANSFORMEDHE WAS PERFECT, BROS
>people are now pretending shadow the hedgehog was good How do I get onto this level of delusion and cope?
I'm pretty sure TSR is just Mario Kart 8 but with Sonic, a story mode, and the team system that I still don't know how that works.
>be the ultimate lifeform>eat a shit ton of junk food>in fact your whole diet is junk food>lay around and do literally nothing all day>still never get fat>still fit asfjealous, NEETs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHqpV08RR8cBLAZE AND SHADOW MET AT SONICS PARTY AT :45GOD, YOU CALL YOURSELF SONIC FANS?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHqpV08RR8c
>>253472632Ye. Not being a fictional character sucks so much I might sudoku soon.
>>253472632Why would anyone be jealous of a gay cumdump?
>>253472727They aren't even talking to each other faget.
>>253442615I just figured out the joke.Why didn't you use this as the thread theme?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcTP7YWPayU
>>253472727She's talking to Silver lol, Shadow's just standing there doing jack shit
>>253472480He's gonna be in this one, don't worry about it anon.
>>253473046thats enough interaction for Shadow to make friends. and those friends make him weak
>>253472745Why wouldn’t you be?
>>253472890He's part of the convo between Silver and Blaze. Third wheel and probably not saying much, but part of it.
>>253473046>"Damn, my butt is so itchy right now, I wonder if I scratch it without anyone noticing."
>>253472632>be naturally occurring organism>have penisNot really>>253473046Aw, he's shy! But I'm sure he at least told her his name? Or maybe he spent the whoooole party thinking about doing that and never actually did.
>>253472345>>253472480>>253473182"dont worry bros, it WILL be our time""that soi cuck yakusa will let us in eventually after he sees his precious corporate executive gang bang of a game fucked for every last suck it has""then we can finally be with sonic and friends, and tear that mustachoied man a new asshole""cracks""sips""you will see"
>>253473165I CAN HEAR IT
>>253473228no he isn't
>>253473258Based and doompilled
>>253473046Reminds me of pic related
>>253473046"Hmmm...why DIDNT I go Super to?"also it looks like he's talking to Cream
>>253473468No anon he's not looking at Cream. That's a chair. He finds the chair more interesting than the party.
>>253473525I never lose my comfiness.
>>253473525Maybe Maria's sitting in that chair.
>>253473257I bet Shadow sniffs his hands after putting them in his butt haha
>>253473525Is he hallucinating?
>>253473453it literally is that but with sonic characters
>>253473687he has schizophrenia no bully
>>253473356yes HE IS
Shadow is lonely! :(
>>253473687no bully please
amy is sexually repulsive
>Shadow is too socially inept and autistic to make small talk>Even Blaze can do this
>>253474143slow down there Galahad
I really wonder if Sonic Racing will do well on Switch, Mario Kart is still selling fucking insane numbers to the point that MK Wii sold 40,000 last year some how
>>253474519I hope so
amy is a bad friend
Amy is cute
>>253474609Is Shadow so ashamed of having an onahole that he has to hide it from view?
Amy is a thot
nobody likes amy
>>253474684Shadow is a neet manlet
Amy is lamey
amy fucked my wife. she must die.
>Amy is a loser>Shadow is a lonerThey're made for each other!
>>253474762Don't be mean to him. He did a good job deleting those lewds today.
Amy has lice
Amy needs to be admitted to a psych ward.
Amy has herpes
>>253472215Haha get it based it's because she's flat
>>253474762Reminder Shadow is short because he wasn't breast fed
Amy is a thief
imagine being pink.
Why are Sonic ganes so bad
Amy is shemale
>>253475225Because non talented people make them
imagine amy fucking sonic ass haha
WAHOO HERE WE GO MAMA MIA OKEY DOKEY YIPPIE BOING ITS A ME SONIC
Imagine bumping a thread to reach the bump limit
If TSR gets a worse score than CTR, I will use that as shitposting fuel for the next couple of weeks.
Amy killed Cream and Sticks in a psychotic episode.
Amy raped Iizuka
Crashfags are obsessed
https://archiveofourown.org/works/11923920Sonic the Sissyhog updated with new content, let me know what you think. (Chapter 2 and 3 are the new content, known as Sissyhog Side Stories.) Please leave a comment, I'd love ideas for a new chapter - who knows what else Sonic could get up to?
>>253458415>Can't play as a death robot in a carcome the fuck on