Morde editionOT >>253349154
>joining sakih's stacked vgskringe dudehe's just going to stack teams and pick the most op komp for his champ
>Enemy team gets Lux and MorganaVery cool, I didn't want to be able to walk during teamfights anyway.
SAKIH VS MUDKIP GRUDGE MATCH WHEN?
This thread is now Kled's property! Trespassers beware!
/vg/ needs +1Who's gonna be the lucky winner?
xth for my wife Syndra!
>>253382417what's in it for me?
Champions for this feel.
>playing against lebalancedoh man, i was just about to forget what it's like to have fun.
B E T S
>>253382567>Platinum 1Sakih rigging the lobbies YET AGAIN
>>253382567I would trust more on the plat guy that is climbing than in those two d4 fags that are hardstuck.
>>253382535*hits u with no counterplay damage**hits u with tether hitbox, you dash and flash and are still in it*
your time is coming chink scum1989 Tienanmen square part 2
>>253382712isn't doublelift literally a chink?
>>253382745My hot goth gf facesitting me.
Remember when /lolg/ said Kayle was shit?Remember when /lolg/ said Urgot was shit?Same shit applies here fucking Yuumi is insanely broken atm and if you cant see that you're dogshit
>>253382712his brother did more chinkslaying than lift ever will
>>253382567>yuumineed i say more
What champion pisses you off the most?
Join the /vg/
>>253382954based>>253382780china turns chinks into bugmenlike how grasshoppers turn into locusts under the right condition
>>253383029Why is this so fucked up...
>>253382917>Remember when /lolg/ said Kayle was shit?she got hotfixed and buffed>Remember when /lolg/ said Urgot was shit?did not happen
plz join /vg/ vs /vg/ on NA need 1 person typass vidya
Hey anon, are you having a bad day? Did you lose too many games?That's ok: remember that there is someone out there who cares for (you).
>>253381910>stacked>enemy team is entirely lobotomized, especially Raquan as usual since he's pic relatedYuumi is a fucking auto loss champion and if I see Raquan invite you and you playing it I will fucking int so hard just to avoid suffering the fucking 1v2 shitfest I'd be in for
>>253383041to tokens no gameneed my luxfu
>>253383190My mom and my sister?
>>253383190thanks retarded ass fucking weeb fag
>>253383149Sorry, everyone is a bully in your customs!
>>253382917>Yuumi does no damage>Yuumi has no hard stuns>Yuumi's mana costs are an abomination>Yuumi's heal sucks cocks>champion is flimsier than a fucking ADC or a Sona>ADC becomes THE target in the inevitable 1v2 since Yuumi CANNOT sit out on the lane without immediately imploding as the slightest glance>you lose lane and the game every time without fail unless the enemy team has had half their brain fucking lopped offAlso >>253383137
>>253383236Jesus loves you too! And me too!
Alright faggots I typed up a part two of that dumb greentext shitPart 1 https://pastebin.com/akVYtrA5Part 2 https://pastebin.com/4Uus8TZyGo read them 20k characters of degeneracy, starring demon tristana
>>253383503>wholestopped reading right there
>>253382615>>253382645>>253383026Camille snapped and raged because of the Yuumi picked. Red team never stood a chance, even with a fed Kha.
>>253383562all on my shy bitch Sakih who won't voice with me
>>253383137>>Remember when /lolg/ said Kayle was shit?>she got hotfixed and buffedShe never got hotfixed or buffed. Only hotfix that happened on the patch Kayle came out was Neeko. After that all she got was nerfs.
evelynn defo has the sexiest body language in the game
>>253383562ready for raquan to sweat all over the custom and ruin it again
>>253383618>>253383625we got too cocky yuumibros....
hey what the fuck happened to RGM? I haven't seen that shit in like a year
>>253382930I need to play Braum more often.Replay this is from is old as fuck and I was bad at recording highlights back then.
>>253383625Maybe don't pick the forced loss champion then that will NEVER be relevant without being ass blastingly broken
I ban yuumi so you faggots can't pick her, even if you highlight her in champ selectI don't fucking care if you complain, you do not pick a sub 30% winrate champ in my fucking games
>>253383615>wholewhat did i fuck up on
>>253383503u need to work on character dialogue and interaction but the scenarios are good
>>253382302Just bring cleanse lmao
>>253383707>Raquan>sweating>when he ints regularly>ESPECIALLY AS SUPPORTS
>>253383813>hover yuumi so my team wastes a ban>ban no one to waste another banheh...all part of my plan*locks in toplane ivern*
>>253383813That's fine you get my patented Yasuo pick instead.
>>253383862i didnt ask for your opinion. i started these with "shitty greentext" and i meant it>>253383615>its been hours since that was posted and first read>nobody mentioned itbe glad its only that so far because it slipped by me
>>253383813>ban Yuumi>they just troll you with something else because you won't let them covertly int and troll your gamesI'm done playing unless it's in a fucking full stack. It's bad enough randoms are shit. I don't need them trolling me too regardless of if I ban Yuumi or not.
>>253383991did you write the sona one too
>>253384032*picks yasuo*That's what you get
>>253384072i dont recall that so no. i did make this one thoughhttp://pastebin.com/06BCFF4pi counted every shot jhin made to ensure it was always 4'scheck the date
>>253384032>he can't literally 1v9 his gamesleague isn't fun unless you play hyper carries or cancerous early game cheese
>>253384090>leave Yuumi open>retard picks it and makes me fight 1v2 just to inevitably lose unless I won the coin flip and one or both people on the enemy bot lane are disabled>ban Yuumi>get a BLATANT troll pickYou seem to be under the impression I care either way when the result is the same because you're actually mentally disabled
>>253383991>posts creative works on a public forum>i didnt ask for your opinionretard
>>253384213>play hyper carry>team ints 10 deaths each and blame you for not carrying them from minute 1 and you lose within 15-20 minutes with nowhere to farm cause the enemy has vision everywhere>play early game cheese>team ints and dicks around for 30 minutes, the enemy ADC comes online and we get fuckedThere is no 1v9.
>>253384330bitch all you want, i still have the upper hand
Where are my based yi mains?riot really fucked up by making his q fiora's old ultive been spamming crit yi and its a fucking blastskip the jg item once you have smite item, rush essence reaver first item, then get 3 infinity edges. You can also do a bruiser build with spear of shojin and anything that gives ad and cdr (as long as you abuse transendence)riot fucked this patch so hard its almost unbelievable. This is a billion dollar company
>>253384452Is crit better than lethality for his Q?
>>253383661oh and here we go with the HER GETTING NO CAST TIME ON HER W AND E WASNT A BUFFlike did you even play the champion prior to that change
Did aatrox really fucking need those hotfix buffs? He's been impossible to balance for so fucking long and now hes OP again and im sick of fucking playing against it.
>>253384590you tell me
>>253384674current aatrox would have actually won that fight just because of how overboard his healing is during ult now.
>>253384674>posts old aatroxNutrox would have deleted your ass with his higher damage
>>253384830new aatrox is just as shit anon. just take conqueror on morde instead of comet and you'll get the same webm
>>253384884>53% winrate>most picked toplaner>shit
>>253384524tdlr you do almost 1000 damage with q on single target then immediately crit auto when you pop out. You can use meditate for auto reset if you are feeling spicyhis q now hits one target all 4 times with reduced damage for multiple strikesyou get max 175% damage from a single q and all parts can crit, but im not sure if that makes it 300%, especially with IE thrown in.It absolutely works but its an entire different playstyle from on-hit or bruiser. You can't 1v1 anyone, but you will always kill the back line.warrior works for a full ad build, but the flat ad is really worthless by itself unless you have crit chance or bruiser item passives. so just get your chill smite/talisman and rush the crit items asap.
>>253384965just counter pick him
So when is invulnerabil- sorry, "invisibility" getting completely removed from the game?
>>253383503Thanks bro, breddy gud for greentext.
>>253385093>you always pick after your opponent
>>253385121if someone draws something from it, theres plenty of good shit you can drawone day we'll be able to fabricate porn with thoughts alone and no more will we need an artist to draw it
>>253385103keep crying bitch nigga
Splitting in /vg/s should be a bannable offense. no lie.
>>253385164pick order is determined by the age of your account. the newer you are the closer to last pick you get. this information was provided by riot support off handedly, but i believe it as it absolutely works like this on the pbe, so i have no reason to believe it doesnt on live
MAGMACHAMBERWHENI DONT GIVE A FUCK IF THE MAP IS SHIT JUST LET ME PLAY IN A FUCKING VOLCANOSO FUCKING TIRED OF PLAYING IN FORESTS AND ON BRIDGES
>>253385241but then you cant play 4fun champs like trundle or nasus you tryhard faggot
>>253385303we recently discovered map 13 was magma chamber. map 13 is also the map that became nexus siege. you know, the shitty game mode that nobody liked where you swapped sidesmagma chamber is gone anon. theres no other way to tell you
>>253385408>nasus>4funmore like no fun, whatsoever
Yuumi is beyond fucking OP and I am upset that people here are too shit to realize.
ResultsThe absolute state of Rumia
>>253382148is he getting his old kit back yet
YUUMI IS OP YOU LIED TO ME LOLG
someone post the poppy FREE stats image then make it yuumi related
>>253385241>>253385736I apologize for my poor performance. Still, I had fun!
/vg/ vs /vg/ actually balancedget the fuck in here because im not tolerating this shitbans are enabled just in case someone decides to be a cheeky faggotpass: vidya
>>253385736>riddlerNOOOOOOOO I COULD HAVE PLAYED WITH MY IDOL
>>253385736death to malz players, yuumi players, and drpengyboby
post your op.gg in the threadplease
/vg/ vs /vg/ is up!Needs +2
STOP MAKING FUN OF YUUMI THEY HOTFIXED HER SHE'S GOOD NOW OK???
>>253385905Why the fuck should I actually join though?
>>253385898>>253385797>Except Yuumi has nothing but negatives>the stats are shit>the damage is shit>the only CC is a shitty delayed root rather than an instant hard stun>the heal is shit>mana costs are fucking atrocious>forces ADC to 1v2 because she can't actually sit in lane cause she's weaker than even ADC and squishier than Sona
>>253386035All of that is objectively wrong. You're a fucking idiot if you play attached the whole lane.
>>253386035but she gives her host8% of her ap for F R E E
>>253385981>10 point stat buffs
downloading just to throw with yuumi
>>253386146>8% of AP>even with 500 AP that's only 40 AD>Janna shield does more>even reaching 500 AP as a support/going AP as support at all other than Sona or one of the actual mage supports>>253386114>detach to get the shield or mana regen>instantly implode and/or get your ADC fucking killed as you jump back to them
Bets!Rumia is sweating edition
>>253383210>>253383904Just dm me
I miss trickster poster
>>253386371stacked as Fuck
>It's a botlane feeds double kill by 3 minutes episode.
Xth for Chadlyn
which male champions have the best bodies?
>>253386510>Caitlyn>chad>when Tristana and Jinx exist and do better than she does
>>253386571unironically ekko and ezrael, darius is gay surgery and same with garen
could hash actually be diagnosed with something?he actually seems pathological
>>253386571tryndamere is beyond jacked
>>253386750same as tfbladeit's called top lane
What champion is perfectly balanced but people still bitch about it?
>>253387432There isn't one, it's either fucking bonkers and everyone hates it or it's bad and no one talks about it
>>253386698>that tatooask me how i know you are poor
>>253387432Release LuluPatch 3.14 never forgive, never forget
>>253386698semen demon on the bottomme on top
>>253386315Janna doesn't do it 24/7 nor is it tied to a shield. It's free damage.
>>253386750its called top lane syndromeeffects 5 in 5 top mainsside effects include: lowered mental faculties, increased aggression, constant complaining ans solo-losing gamesReminder to never negotiate with top lane terrorists
>>253387432unironically zedjust git gud if u lose to him
>>253386315You can actually literally autoattack get your passive up then clip the auto animation and smash w to get in before a cho q could even damage you
>>253387819>gives the shield when you need it for better effect>she also has a better ult>actual CC/peel>actually does more damage than YuumiMay as well just pick Janna
Results.Degenerates DDOSing Doggo Edition
Dont worry Im pro yuumi
/vg/ is up +3
>>253388210>Sanzaru: DUDE GRP FOR DRAG WTF ARE YOU DOING>Sanzaru: STOP GETTING CAUGHT OUT HELLO?>Sanzaru: OMFG USE UR ULT bro its an inhouse custom chill outthis guy must be council for sure
>>253388210sanzaru legit has autism
>>253388336Literally didn't say a single one of those things, raquan would testify>>253388395You spend all day on vg, I come here every now and again when asked too, and I bet you smell like shit. Go fuck yourself faggot.
>>253388248Finally a pro champ, you cant win as her without a real skill
I am going to play Yuumi in your promos!
>>253388330What's in it for me?
>why the fuck does everyone play teemo>irelia mid against me for the fifth game in a row>pick teemo>shit on her for the rest of the gameI understand
>>253388336>>253388395>>253388453RUN. THE. SET.
>>253386698This is a blue board, anon.>>253388336Council is the best though!>>253387432Bard and Draven.
>>253388662>play aftershock lissandra>he either wastes dmg on qss or dies>his whole team dies anywayslmao
>>253388075>eat an auto>no shield for the AD>just go in on the AD now>free kill and force a flash from Yuumi or else she dies too:^)
>Win lane>lose game>Enemy jungler got hecarim and nobody wants to build grievous wounds edition.
I had 3 afks and leavers today out of 12 gamesRiot wants me to lose
>>253388757why dont u
>>253388938Want to duo queue?
>first game of the night at 2 am against nasus>go full unga bunga retard and die FIVE TIMES to minions trying to be aggressive and keep him from stacking>he goes even more bunga and rushes fucking nashors effectively erasing the win i handed him
Everyone shits themselves after they go, that's just how it works. When your champion dies they probably violently shit themselves. Tower dive for a kill? Your champion's asshole most likely exploded in a milky brown cloud on that last shot. Here's a comprehensive list of every champion's shit size. >I have no anus but I must shit tierA'sol, Bard, Fiddlesticks, Galio, Hecarim, Ivern, Malphite, Maokai, Nautilus, Nocturne, Shaco, Thresh, Vel'koz, Xerath, Zac>Oily explosionBlitzcrank, Orianna, Urgot, Viktor>Tiny turd tier:Annie, Cassiopeia, Corki, Fizz, Gnar (Mini), Heimerdinger, Kennen, Lulu, Nami, Nunu, Rumble, Tristana, Yuumi, Veigar, Ziggs, Zoe>Small shitstain tierAhri, Camille, Caitlyn, Ekko, Ezreal, Janna, Jhin, Jinx, Master Yi, Sivir, Taliyah, Teemo, Vayne, Zilean>Normal healthy poop tierEvelynn, Fiora, Irelia, Kayn, Kassadin, Pyke, Leblanc, Lee Sin, Lux, Morgana, Quinn, Rakan, Ryze, Swain, Talon, Varus, Xayah, Xin Zhao, Zed>Shitsplatter tierAatrox, Ashe, Kai'sa, Lissandra, Leona, Lucian, Malzahar, Pantheon, Poppy, Rammus, Shen, Syndra, Taric, Udyr, Vladimir, Wukong, Zyra>Black beer butthole blowoutAkali, Gangplank, Gragas, Graves, Jax, Kled, Miss Fortune, Riven, Sylas, Singed, Tryndamere, Twisted Fate, Yasuo>Dumphole disaster tierAzir, Brand, Darius, Diana, Elise, Garen, Illaoi, Jayce, Kindred, Neeko, Nidalee, Olaf, Rhaast, Shyvana (Normal), Sejuani, Skarner, Sona, Twitch, Vi, Yorick>Mississippi Mudslide tierBraum, Dr. Mundo, Gnar (Mega), Jarven IV, Kha'zix, Kog'maw, Willump, Rek'sai, Rengar, Sion, Soraka, Trundle, Warwick>1906 San Francisco Earthquake Disaster tierAlistar, Cho'gath, Nasus, Ornn, Mordekaiser, Renekton, Shyvana (Dragon), Tahm Kench, Volibear
>>253389073why would you make this?
>>253388565wtf is the nasus bowl?that sounds max soul
BATTLE OF THE CUNNY
W E E NE EE EN N
>>253389073your post takes up the entire fucking screen with so few characters, fuck off
>>253387432>TopDarius. is the perfect example of what a Juggernaut should be. dumpsters you at melee but isnt impossible to beat. Beats tanks but DOESNT beat Slayers. most teamfights ends up being first one in and gets turned to dust by team focus. failure to do so and he lives up to the Juggernaut moniker and tears your entire team up. I swear to god nobody above gold complains about this champ. ADCAshe. not too oppressive or powerful comes with decent utility so even when low on items she can CONTRIBUTE (this is the most important thing no other ADC's tend to do). no mobility so has to be protected. Late game actually has VERY high damage potential if not pressured and allowed to free fire on a target of her choice.MidZiggs. takes a bit of skill to play atleast more than other artillery mages like Xerath or VelKoz. much more fair damage too. Also has a very direct design. he waveclears then blows up towers. I think more people would play Ziggs if Riot did a better job making his effects feel satisfying. Blowing towers with W, basic attacking should cause a mini-boom and MAYBE Riot should look into making minefield a bit more satisfying? Special shoutout also to Anivia,Orianna and current iteration of Azir.Jungle.Jarvan. He's solid but not OP or anything. just a toolbox with a decent cleartime. You can choose to dab on people with a glasscannon duelist build or you can devote yourself 100% to teamplay with tank J4. great guy.Support.Nami. AKA Sona that takes skill but with less payoff lategame.
>Little Demon Tristana is literally just an asset rework for Brand and Demon Vi animations and effects.>Most work put into her is her hair and literally everything else is a re-texture.Jesus christ how can Little Demon fags recover from this travesty?
i just won a game with yuumi wtf
>>253389264Weenfags are the worst part of lolg.
>>253389339I voted cyber punk because it was green and purple
>>253389339you do realize asset reworks are like 80% of the what the skins team do right? the playerbase eats up the shit begs for more.>ZOMG ARCLIGHT ANNIE? HOW DID U YOU KNOW THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED SO BASED>" HEY GUYS HERES MY PROJECT OLAF FANART.">WHOAAA RIOT! HIRE THIS MAAAAN~>WHOA ANOTHER HARROWING ANOTHER SET OF NEON GLOWY GARBAGE I CANT MAKE OUT! FUCKING BASED RIOT!the playerbase is 100% fine with not getting original skin ideas ever again.
>>253389341>he won the "is the enemy lobotomized?" coinflip
who no skin chad here
why play yuumi when you could just play an actual champion?
>>253389669depends on the champ.Vayne for instance if you dont have project you shouldnt bother with anything else.on Udyr however you NEED to cover that shit up. fucking hideous dogbastard model.Wukong,LeeSin and Mundo also both have terribad models. you should only be using Rageborn and Radiant respectively.Master Yidont even get me STARTED on fucking base Vladimir vs his Bloodlord upgrade.anyways its a case by case basis.
>>253389404This makes no sense since you'd type the "reddit spacing" way anyways Because this looks fucking retarded without that space between the paragraphs
>>253389892project is pay2lose though, condemn has an animation
>queue for flex to get points for that dumb morde emote>last pick is support>they hover yuumi>ive already told them to win lane they have to be detached>they lock in anyway
>>253390119your butt is my cumba chamber
thanks for playing yuumi and letting me get fed in lane as brand :))
>hover yuumi>teammate bans>lock yasuo29% or 0%, your choice.
>in promos>top laner mains garen>nobody asks for trade>top laner loses garen>plays Vi>does nothing and builds tank>lose gamel m a o
>>253390309ill take the 0
im seriously convinced riot has a total of 3 employees and none of them are over the age of 9how do you even make UI this fucking ugly?
>>253390331*smashes your LP into the fucking dirt*
>>253390369>he isnt gaming at 4klmaoing@u
>>253390421>implying the 29% wasn't actually just another 0% anyway
>>253390494doesn't seeing their terrible design choice burn your retinas at 4k?
>>253390494your butt is my cumba chamber
>>253390501i actually have a 75% winrate on yuumi but I never get to play her because people keep banning her.......i dont want to troll youre just forcing my hand.........
>put yfw pyke is ulting you
>>253390636she hasn't been out long enough for your 75% winrate to be based off of a reasonable sample size
>>253389404You realize that people also do paragraphs for easier readability, rite? Actual scientific journals, for example.
https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/developer-corner/ZOH65NIy-small-diana-gameplay-changes-coming-to-pbewhat the fuck? why would they do this
>>253390636>75%Literally sub 5 games. Anything over 10 and it's basically gonna tank into the dirt. Fuck off with your shitpick. I need an actual support to win my lane, not some LITERALLY ATTACHED TO MY BACK LEECH
feels that aren't good:being grabbed out of your dash as yuumivery violating and it feels like being raped I'm going to have to file a complaint about this champ for being too triggering
>>253390713>>253390737ill show you all...........youll see my strength and you will beg for me to support you
>>253388996I built a bramblevest, he ignored me.
>>253390556game looks like garbage at any resolution
>turrets can target yuumi while she's on someone
>Ranged manaless champs going toplane and taking klepto.Why is this allowed?
>>253390737>low elo retard who can't win his own gamejesus christ it's fucking true that only low elo shitters dislike yuumi
>>253390119I bet Yuumi and Morg have another 100 bugs waiting to happen
>>253390775oh look it just happened again.......
>>253390989thats not my problem, faggot
>>253390421*its a smurf*
hey adfags whats your favorite supp to lane with
>in promos>1 win 1 loss>next game I just so happen to have our jgler dc 5 minutes within the matchmy god what the hell am i even supposed to carry?
How's your yuumi experience so far?
>>253391162I play AD champions and if you come “support” me I will report your ass.
>>253390870>he actually thinks ADC wins lane 1v2 unless the enemy bot lane is actually mentally impaired
i found a new bug
blónde: i think sakih likes yuumi cause its the only time he'll ever get to be inside someoneHOLY FK
>>253391336that fiddle was the unsung hero
>>253391472That was until i ruined his entire life
>>253391546AHHHHHHH YUUMI HELP ME
>>253391336This is why I don't join these shit meme custom games. Imagine feeding an Aatrox who clearly doesn't know how to build and has 275 CS 40 minutes inpointless shitfest
>>253391527t. got feared for 80 trillion years with mercs on
>>253390725the R change already got reverted fyi.now its just matter of rather or not they wanna replace the AS with phase rush
>Pick Naut or Pyke into YuumiIt's freelo my guys
/vg/ needs +2 let's go
>>253391586back to your containment board
Redpill me on OutlawSprocket?Why did he drop off the face of the earth?
you guys weren't kidding about these yuumi freaks
>>253391780He still invites me to /vg/ vs /vg/s
what does lolg consider a good kda
>>253392027this actually looks fun, wish i stayedi believe in red team
How do I get into the discuck clique?
>>253391586>Yuumi>actually helping anyone>>253391780he joins Raquan's stacks sometimes
I love Lissandra!AMA!
Fuck it, I need to practice botlane I am absolutely fucking sick of losing just because of these fucking brain dead monkies in my fucking ranked games feeding so fucking hard that a Jhin is fucking oneshotting everyone by 15 minutes.
>>253390719even if you proved that, whats your point?>>253389917it actually doesnt tho
>get autofilled to the role you hate mostDo you even try?
>>253391374> he thinks spamming out poke on the enemy = him being alonetry her with ez, jesus christ that shit is fucking oppressivealso your stupid support probably doesn't know how to zig zag the q to make it confusing to dodge
>>253392548>playing EzrealSo throw twice as hard, okay
>>253391731u posted this like 5 times fuck off
>>253390692>walk out of it
>>253392548>HE THINKS YUUMI POKE DOES ANY DAMAGE
Why are my glorious champ capsules separated into 4 diff categories?The first one isnt even rendered, its just a black box
Just played a game with yuumi, I see her power. It's just that you guys are absolutely retarded and don't know how to build and itemize a support. She is basically sona. A sona that: is immune, has a targettable Q that can go over walls. so youre basically this unstoppable poke tower. You also get an improved ult in that if you miss it you have many other chances to hit. The adaptive buff is easy to capitalize on if you know how to quickly build AP. As a support player she comes very naturally to me in that she is a LATE GAME champ. I literally ALWAYS build my supports for late game. I'm used to playing with a weak champ early game, so I don't notice her small numbers ever. Also you need to learn how to clutch heal with yummi as in you only heal when you see your friend at 1% health. And yes you need to save that second heal for when your friend drops to 1% again to maximize it. This is what will seperate the best yuumis. Shes still effective even if you can't clutch heal.
>>253392390Don't get paranoid about paragraphs is my point.
>>253392472sure why the fuck not
>>253392132fucking hell lads...
>>253392790Heres how to runes: GUARDIAN because AERY is SHIT you are LITERALLY attached to your ally, guardian PROCS this way so you will MAXIMIZE guardian. Don't stay attached during lane phase you need to be poking with your auto u retard. only attach when you engage. dont waste mana on Q. dont use Q to poke, use it only if u engage or u have a situation where u will land it. guardian is also becoming avery popular choice among supports. once it picks up in popularity, were gonna see a nerf prolly remove the haste and lower the shield to health only and no ap ratio on it.Moving on : tier 1 runes: its honestly just a matter of taste, its really hard to get the barier to go off at a favorable time to take advantage of it but its useful in that it gives you some armor bonuses. so its my favorite of the tier 1.tier 2: take : iron skin because it prevents you from getting burstedtier 3: revitalize for obvious reasons.Now youre second rune makes you the late game beast i am talking about: The sorcery class: you need transcendence and gathering storm. I guarantee you will gain 100 AP from both of these at 30 minutes-ish.
5 man premade vs 5 autistsplace your bets
Why pick yuumi when i can have fun with pyke
>>253392875>guardianah yes, for all that health im building, it shall scale masterfullyaery procs off your W and your E both and has no cd since youre so close to the target
>>253392958based hooker supp player
>>253392027sakih i may meme about you, sometimes i may even be mean or rude but i just wanna let you know that you are singlehandedly reviving this community by hosting these games!and you should really stop because some things are better off dead and this is absolutely one of those things
I like Scorpion a lot in Mortal Kombat, who do I play in League of Legends?
>>253392958because Pyke is already my 2nd most played and it's nice to finally have a new healer char after like 20 years
>>253393086t.silver shitter who got btfo when he joined vgs stop being such a drama queen vgs are fine fuck off
>>253392790Moving on: itemization its basically my standard sona build1. spellthief edge>frostfang - gold income2. rush athenes unholy graille this is core to maximizing heals and late game yuumi. i mean for petes sake you poke before you engage so might as well charge athenes and give ur ally a 500 heal.3. next is sorcs shoes to help a little bit with damage. because u kinda have an ult that needs to be as strong as possible.4. ardent censor. more heals and buffs, meanwhile ur mana prob should be gone by now and u have a nice buff that you can keep applying if u are attached and as long as ur ally stays alive u can keep buffing.5. redemtion: this shit is so easy to aim when u dont have to move your body away from enemies, its so much less stressful aiming redemtion active when attached to ally. plus it maximizes ur heal, ur bread and butter. dont forget the heal and shield passive applies to your guardian so you should be blocking about 700 damage per proc each by now.anything else is honestly your choice:i recommend1. twin shadows: you are now a very strong presence a tower that messes with the battlefield that cant be targetted2. liadnries torment: great for Q poking and shaving down tanks3. shuryelias reverie: gives more ap ratio to athenes and now u finally have an escape buff that you desperately need. because i admit sometimes ur E speed buff is not enough.4. rabadons: becuase APAnd that friends is how to use ur brain rather than waiting for youtubers to figure it out for you>>253392987ur so dumb aery is useless as fk too weak for lane. guardian scales off AP better than health. i can block 5000 damage in one game with it not at full build. thats AMAZING.
>>253392791>pointing out common indicators is "being paranoid"you have to go back
anyone got one of them vg vs vgs
>win three games in a row>hit promos>all of a sudden someone dcs from my game>next game a legitimate inter who didn't even farm, just played around with emotes in my match>lose three games in a rowI wonder how many games you have to grind before actually being allowed to leave a tier xd
>>253393086/vg/s are cancer and create a shit ton of pointless drama but they're still fun af
STOP TAKING COMET OR AERY ON YUUMI IT DOESN'T FUCKING DO SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>253392762>he hasn't seen a yuumi 1shot the enemy adcplease stop the people who have actually played the champion are talking
>>253393316what do I take then FAGGOT
>>253388565/vg/ was a red board back then?
I AM THE FIRE THAT CLEANSES THE WORLD
ResultsThe state of D1 Irelia pickers
>>253393421GUARDIAN YOU MONGOLOID IT WORKS WHEN ATTACHED
>shitty cat win rate literally below 30%>trannyfags still instalocking this crap hero anywaysHow could riot fuck the numbers so badly? They released this in a hurry?
>>253393478wtf ween clapped a d1 irelia
>>253393478My Garen jungle is easily countered by sore losers and crybabies in mid lane
>>253393086What's wrong with wanting to kick it with your fellow shitposters?
>>253393564no i was bot vs morde
>>253393564Ween ur a fucking point and click tryhard no one caresKeep sweating
>>253393478ween please mating press me and my wife
>>253393564The state of W.E.E.NWINNING - EFFORTLESSLY. ENDLESSLY. NIGGER
>>253393478nvm vgs are based keep them running
>>253393608t. irelia shitter
vg up now
>>253393608absolutely seething>>253393620sure thing
nunu is the best jungler right now
>>253393058>supportPyke is a carry desu. You ever seen him in action on ARAM?
MAKE VG VS VG ARAMMAKE VG VS VG ARAMMAKE VG VS VG ARAMMAKE VG VS VG ARAMMAKE VG VS VG ARAMMAKE VG VS VG ARAM
>>253393690Any problems if I join while being lv9?
>>253393479>gets procced by morg wdayum... cya in 45 seconds I guess....
TOURNAMENT DRAFT /VG/ vs /VG/ ARAMPLEASEJUST THIS ONCE
>>253393807THIS THIS THISTHE MASSES CALL FOR IT
>>253393086Come join the /vg/ Rumia
PLEAAAAASE TOURNAMENT DRAFT ARAM
someone 1v1 me in customs
MAKE THE DAMN TOURNAMENT DRAFT ARAM VG
bitch how do you draft aram
aram more like GAYram amirite bros what a shit mode for shit playersKeep it on summoners rift
>just got checkpoint 1Who here /honorable/?>>253393458(You).>>253392770At iirc lv50 75 and 100 you get special glorious capsules that give an emote and icon (and ward skin at lv100).Since lv150 every 50 levels you get a special glorious capsule with a gemstone.The 5 stacked glorious ones are regular, the two that are not stacked and the blank one are the special ones,
Y'all are ibiots
>>253393979no u are
vg upYou know the drill
>>253393979I miss u guys u were such a cute couple!I still remember that one game where belrose was on MF and u just killed him over and over again while taunting him
TWISTED TREELINE VEGEE WHEN
>>253394034>sakih and belrose's """interactions""" cute in any shape or form don't make me post that one picture
I have learned why all of my botlanes feed so hard and why it's practically impossible to win consistently if you aren't bot.Silver ADCs think you need to push right up to the enemy turret to win on CS.They think this is a good idea when you have an engage support so they end up exerting no fucking pressure because they'll need to dive to do fucking anything.
>>253394034Belrose called me best friend. :)
>enemy team has a katarina, amumu, vayne alistar>top laner picks heimerdinger>adc picks Ezreal with the academia skin>they can't understand why they lostxd
JOIN MY ARAM TOURNAMENT DRAFT VG HOLY FUCK HOLY SHIT
FEINTFIEND VS SAKIH ARAM GRUDGEMATCH STARTING SOONPLACE YOUR BETS
PLAY MANAMUNE URGOT
tyler1 hereI've alerted the entire discord,expect to have 20 concurrent vgs running at the same time all night
It was an ordinary day in the /vg/ lobby. Sakih had gotten bored of playing literally any other champion and since that fucking cat is borderline useless versus players with a brain, he decided to make a /vg/ lobby. Our perspective shifts over to Ween(er). He had been sitting there in his blanket cocoon watching the latest episode of AVGN. "Lmao Pepsiman why you so kooky?" he had asked himself UNTIL A NOTIFICATION SOUND TRIGGERED IN HIS LEAGUE CLIENT. "Oh jeez another sakih lobby? That place is primarily for fags and losers" He said as he joined the lobby. Time to snap back to the 50's because Ween was about to bring the Jazz. And when he brings the jazz, Its usually only for like 3 minutes at some random point in the match. Lets see what happens to our newfound friend in just a moment...
Aram tournament draft VG stopped until further notice due to too much demand
>>253393967i see, still cool thats its blanknever gonna open them
>>253394081>I can't get out of silver because bot players sux!!Lmao...
Who is your lolg crush?
i want her so bad bros
>>253393967Thoughts on ravenous hunter on Vayne?
>>253394454pretty accurate desu
>>253394081Go bot and carry as brand
>+20>-20>DUDE JUST WIN 66% OF YOUR GAMESfuck you riot
I can't stop bros I just love her so much
my yuumi winrocket has officially SKYROCKETED to 75%.......you will soon regret ever laughing at me
>>253389016No I don't duo with /lolg/s., Not after... The incident There's also this obsessed weirdo that lurks these threads, wanting personal info Can't trust anyone
When is riot coming out with more yuumi skins I want to see all the zany cat breeds
god I wish ween would fuck my girlfriend with his 20 inch black cockthen we could play league together after
>>253394731>unironically buying lucidity boots ever in the current FREE 20% CDR meta + every item has at least 10% if not 20%
>>253394526>tfw you'll never be sona so that ween can breed you on a daily basiswhy live?
yo is it true there are leaked Ocelote Nudes from his younger days?
>>253394787>FREE 20% CDR meta?
>>253394835Transcendence and the CDR per level rune gives you 20% CDR @ level 18 without having to buy items. not counting of course Ultimate hunter or the 5% CDR from cosmic insight you could take in a secondary.basically you dont have to build for CDR anymore and can opt into max damage while still having your ult up every other fight.
>>253394768zany cat anal beads
ships!Jinxfag x JannafagSwift x SyndrafagKing Grey x RumiaBelrose x FeintfiendCleoni x Gas ReformedMajin x /lolg/Belrose x LimmieBoodrum x King GreyAwesomeTomb x Outlaw SprocketBardmilf x IvernbroWiggums x RumiaOutlaw x PengyRiddler X AoEKing Grey x YurifagSupportposter x Angel WiggumsPrince Xander x BelroseFeintfiend x Bill BellamySakih x King GreySakih x Base intLignio x FirestormSakih x SanzaruRaquan x CleoniSakih x BelroseRerytten x SuspirianAwesomTomb x ReryttenPrince Xander x RumiaBardmilf x DickposterBrock Barker x King Grey
>>253394896it's a secret. don't want any thirsty niggas sliding in her(female) dms
>>253394787I like having exhaust/ignite up as much as possible, and this makes it so that I can reach 45% CDR with both Deathcap and Mejai's in my build.
>>253394925add ween x Bakiba
>>253394582I used to run it a lot in the past but almost never nowadays.It works with Q surprisingly (only heals off the bonus not the base autoattack damage) but since you don't go rageblade 2nd now the healing off W isn't that useful. It heals off shiv in crit builds but shiv doesn't obliterate minion waves anymore either. When running meme hail of blades builds where I'm forced to take something in that row I've been simply running the buffed ultimate hunter.Since it's back to botrk into crit or crit rush now absolute focus + gathering storm are returning as default vayne secondary runes.
>>253394952you will never be able to get a deathcap second item unless you're stompingand if you do you'll be high level and reach 40-45% regardless
>>253395064>gathering stormI always go for free boots+cookies because it helps a lot to sustain in lane, specially if your support is shit. I found guinsoo to be still good as well as wits end if against many AP. Are you building botrk-PD-IE?
>>253394925>Majin x /lolg/I want to go back...
>tfw can only climb playing supportFuck me bros, I wish I were good at this game so I didn't have to play support. I like jungling but it made me drop two divisions, why do I have to play this role for girls and trannies?
>>253395317Engage supports are high test chad tier
what does he play
>>253394925>Not shipping me with Smai0
>>253395317>acd's can just multibox with yuumi nowand so now support players will be obsolete soon. such a shame
Rank the Hook supports from best to worst.
feels good getting matched with these sub 50% gold players while getting -/+ 20 per game and basically getting demoted if i ever reach 0thanks riot, im sure i deserve this
>>253394925how many of these posters are even alive?
>>253395543Most of them actually.
>>253395542GOLD GANG WW@who here /PLAT DEMOTER/
>>253395468Thresh > Naut (close 1st) > Blitz > PykeFor Most fun probably the reverse of this order except Blitz would be last.
>>253394526what site is this? i wanna see who my best buddies are
>>253395542literally just find a duoq partner
>>253394506>Every single promo series into gold has constantly feeding botlanes while I win my lanes.HMMMBIG FUCKING THINK.
>>253395658>the other 3 teammates still int feed so hard there's no winning :^)
>>253395696Stomp your lane harder. Use that lead and make things happen on the map. It's not that hard.
>>253395748How do I outstomp two people feeding?How do I win when a Jhin has 2 IE's and a rapidfire cannon by 15 minutes?
>>253395827>Jhin has 2 IE's
>>253395468naut>power gap>thresh=pyke>power gap>blitz
>>253395827Don't let him get to that point. You're the only constant in soloq. Besides, he's not unkillable at that point.
>buy yuumi just to check her out earlier this morning>mastery 3 on her nowwtf I'm a yuumi main now?neat tricks you might not know about: you can eke out almost a whole teemo of extra distance for your q if you pop out towards them and pop back into your carry immediately after hitting them.
You know that form of execution where they tie a bunch of weights to you, then throw you in the ocean?Today's games have been feeling a lot like that.
>tfw no cuddly pajama gf to hold at night
>>253396140Not even him but >LOL JUST DONT LET HIM BRO ITS EZThat's not fucking advice retard you might as well have said nothing at all. Also how can you stop someone who has probably a level and item lead on you if your team feeds and you get no good support from them? Farm??? When either his teammates or Jhin himself are fucking getting fat off of the retards you have to babysit and come one shot you? Unironically kill yourself for making this my first post on /vg/
>>253396140>LE ONLY CONSTANT MEME WHEN THE ALLIES ON YOUR TEAM CAN SINGLE HANDEDLY FORCE A LOSS EASIER THAN YOU CAN FORCE A WIN
What is he writing?
Which ADC's pair well with Naut or Pyke?
>>253382848Imagine if that was Irelia and I was under her haha.
How come I'm always first in draft pick, even in full parties and I'm never the party leader. It's a mystery to me, is it the lowest elo at top?
>You can't attack YuumiAnyone know who designed this uninspired shit? Whoever it is, they are now at the bottom of my list for champ designers.
who can tell me what happens
>>253396667guy named EndlessPillows who made Xayah, Rakan, and Pyke
>>253395658i literally have no friends, not even kidding
>>253396439a suicide note like the rest
so what is the go to build for vayne now? i went pic related this game but i have no idea honestly 10 minutes into the game i realized they gutted guinsoo so i went the ole crit build instead
>>2533968363 for 3 on cancer and shit, amazing. Well 4 for 4 now
>>253396794As an Ezreal main, yea, I'll be happy to.The hook smashes into Ez and his plucky pal Yuumi, surely dragging them to a watery grave, much to the glee of their begrudged behemoth of a lane opponent.. or so everyone thought. You see, as an Ezreal player, and being in the know with a lot of my kind, I can already tell that this is a bait on Ez's part. He's about to spell buffer and cancel Dredge Line with his Arcane shift, leaving Nautilus befuddled as he drags nothing but thin air. And then, of course, Ezreal's counter attack will begin, having positioned himself so that his combo can send this foe back to the watery depths he dared to shamble out of.Heh... I can see it now, truly that champ is the thinking man's adc. Hell, you've got my fingers itchin' for an Ez game. Back to the grind bros!
>Stop playing top lane and start going bot because feeding botlanes>Get some shithead riven main who feeds like crazy then sells all their items, repeatedly running it down.
>>253397094so an ezreal main, you always level E first?
>>253396546>NautAnyone, naut is the best support atm by a long shot>pykeany bursty carry
>>253395195>>253396941Boots + cookies are still good though not being able to buy boots manually sucks vs some champs and there is no good alternative rune to use in the rest of inspiration for vayne.Wits end is pretty good, I considered building it this game.Botrk shiv/PD IE is the default build now, yeah. People often get a second zeal item but I like ER instead for raw AD. You're not struggling for AS at that point in the game, especially with lethal tempo.
How does this stupid op.gg rating work lmao.Also plat here i come.
>>253396836Oh yeah, he fucking sucks.
>report inter a week ago>hasn't played a game in 7 days
>>253396836>Xayah>shitty gimmick rangelet with a shit ult>Rakan>initation bot that has no need for first birdcunt. Boring as hell.>Pyke>AIDS>And now YuumiWhat a fucking retard
>>253397106>it's almost like it doesn't matter, you WILL get handed FORCED losses to FORCE you to keep grinding
i've been playing arams and having fun
>>253397596Pyke is cool fuck you
Champions for this feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c
How does anybody get out of silver without duoing?I used to be plat and this is just horrible.
Aurelion Sol is such a comfortable champ.Not like "comfy" in the meme sense.I feel like I'm actually tucked into bed with a fluffy pillow under a bunch of soft blankets. He's so fucking majestic.
>ban yuumi>support throws a tantrum>picks neeko>turns out to be a trannyfaggot degenerateLike pottery
>>253397765>can't poke him out of lane cause of absurd healing>gets a hook, a dash+stun, a stealth and an executePyke is retarded
>hover yuumi in ranked>teammate bans it despite me being 3-0 on the champ>instalock in zed support and proceed to run it downpick ur poison losers, either u give me my cat champ or i play for fun
>>253397765>Team fight last more than 5 seconds>Pyke gets a free penta
>a yuumi that didn't suckWoah. The hotfix buff and a little bit of braincell usage instead of perma sitting inside ADC running flash and buying boots actually makes her work.
>>253398401Yuumi is pretty OP
>no Karma champie iconwtf bros?
yuumi? more like yummy
>Play some low level NA games>Most people are chink at this hour and fuck chinks>Play with one that barely speaks english >He adds me after the game>"good game play again?">We duo>He sucks dicks and feed all game>Tell him imma head to bed>"ok tomorrow we play have good dream friend"I mean I was going to delete him because fuck chinks but I guess I can feed a few more games with him some other day.
>>253384452still here, haven't played a game of it yet. what rune?i gotta try ER IE x3 but usually I go HoB warrior -> zerker IE/zeal item -> get a quadra and end the game
>>253398738you'll have some wild and fun games with him
FUCK PANTHEONUdyr needs a fucking rework NOW
>>253392472there's always someone willing to play bot. i haven't played an adc in a ranked game since they implemented position assignments and i don't plan to.
>>253390309My neetass has all day. The fact that banning her makes you guys seethe so much is good enough for me
>>253398960Chill out Stonewall
>>253398738>low level NA gamesthats pretty redudant like saying black nigger. i mean what did you expect?
who will win lads?
>support picks yuumi>play 1v2 for 10 minutes>never jumps into me againfucking nigger retard inting trash why do people do this
>>253398082/fullmute all and play a carry
>>253399072lmao no chill
Any support main thats decent with soraka here?Looking for someone to duo-queue with a bit on NA.around silver/gold, I was diamond on EUW last season and play jungle myself, need someone to make sure my adc doesnt feed 10 kills before minute 8 and i will go 1v5 with some heals.Aslong as we can queue together I dont care what elo you are, will get you to gold guaranteed and most likely to plat.actuall you can be any supp aslong as it has actual supportive abilities, so no brand or lux nonsense, but soraka is just broken rn.
>>253399148I'm extremely mediocre.
Tell me your hot take on pro players or i nuke this threadtheyre not that good. they just enforce metagame
>>253399197What do you play and what does mediocre mean?If you dont die 5 times in the first minutes in lane youre above average.
>absolutely dumpster my lane>jungler who's one kill behind afks and forces us to loseglad people get banned for saying nono words instead of this shit
>>253399483sry bad internet ;)nigger
>>253399239Their shit talk is just corporate bullshit to make their multi-million dollar organization seem more approachable to the masses, and have the fans root for "their" guys.Like Twitter Wendy is just millennials hired to be savage to make a hamburger restaurant seem cool despite the human rights violations and declining food quality
Maid Sona WHEN?!
>>253399501People will never know how Wendy's literal murders people over tomatoes.
>>253399501the wendy's person was one person. a millenial lady i think. she seemed pretty cool but the job was too stressful and dissing people all day is kinda a downer
>>253399585i can't believe people ate her shit up. everyday i would see people go like "DAHAHAHHAHA, wendy's is ROASTING people so funni xddd"why are normies so autistic?
How the fuck do you actually win botlane when people trollpick support literally half of my games?Players like this guy >>253398187 unironically deserve to get shot on sight.
Does TP work in YUumi if she’s attached to someone?
>>253399239Some are good players some arent.premade 5v5 groups make up maybe 0.01% of the games so its hardly representative for league.Theres plenty of people in solo-queue that wipe the floor with "pros"
>>253399650it was funny for a while and we got some lewd fanart out of it
>>253399501ill have you know the Wendy's roasting was fucking amazing. Like the Sonic the Hedgehog twitter, it's a long stream of constant shitposting and news. For what they're worth, it paid off in the long run
>>253398187>either you lose or lose
>>253398187What a madman bans yumi and risks having a yasuo/ezreal on his team, that alone is stupid enough.
>Pyra chromaDoes Riot have no shame?>>253399675YeaThe way to play Yuumi is Heal/Exh or Heal/Ignite and have your ADC go TP, you're essentially just a stat increase for your carry. A friend of mine played her yesterday while I played Jhin and it was surprisingly decent, she's still undertuned as fuck though
>>253399764>and risks having a yasuo/ezreal on his team>50% winrate champs>vs a 30% winrate champhmmm hard choice desu
enjoy my 2 min paint drawing masterpiece you absolutely disgustingly beautiful people and lulu poster
Why is twitch objectively the most fun champ to play?
>pick yuumi>go 3 3 29you people are retarded
>doing ok top>wonder how my bot lane is doi-
>>253400095normals dont count
>>253384452>ive been spamming crit yi and its a fucking blasthttps://youtu.be/yhH4NdB2JxE?t=249omnislash is an extremely based and redpilled skill that deserves to be in every moba
>>253400231>pick yuumi>consistently go positive kda 50 games in a rowkill yourself
FACT: Lulu has the FLUFFIEST EARS!
>Pick Malz>Dragons and Baron are basically free because voidlings will tank.>Take dark harvest and instakill any Yuumis.
>>253400375very quiet man
>>253400460>level 9 normals
>>253399961I will admit that yasuo is a coinflip and its wise to op.gg the player first but the issue with ezreal is that even if he doesnt suck, pugs wont be able to play with an ezreal, hes not like other ADCs.
>>253399239Pro players are one of the main things Riot sells to you which is why they go to such lengths to romanticize how cool being a proplayer is.Also most pro players are making top 1% salaries so they're being hypocritical as fuck when they portray themsleves as "just one more of you guys" in their streams.
>master yi doesn't buy qss against a fiddle>runs in with kayle ult and just gets feared away
>why yes I mained jungle since season 1, how could you tell?
>>253400532bruh do you know how hard it is to carry your carry against their smurf carry?it ain't easy shit you gotta tell them LITERALLY EVERYTHING while hopping on and off and poking
W H Y
>>253400706we can win guys just focus kalistawhy would I buy executioner's that's a noob item.
MY BOTLANE IS YUMI/EZREAL HAHAHAH FUCK MY LP UP SENPAI
How does the Sona vs yuumi matchup go?
>>253400690ah yes, like the level 5 very new player riven with 8.1 cs/min and finishing 15/3. really hard to carry that guy
>>253400928Here's the good news.That is actually a really good lane combo.Here's the bad news.Yours specific yuumi and ezreal probably suck.
>>253400985her poke is longer ranged than yours, her heal is more mana efficient and she can actually recover mana.If her ADC is long ranged enough, like a Cait or Ezreal you'll basically struggle to get any poke off/stack manaflow.
2v2 arena mode when?
>>253401083Actually now that you put it that way Yuumi is a toxic champion.She allows melee carries to get away with shit they should have no business surviving
>>253396058>>253395827>>253395827>>2533961402 IES is what Jhin goes now you silveroids
>>253400985Sona should dominate at every stage of the game.
*blocks your win condition*
>>253400985>>253401250Honestly in theory the Yuumi has the advantage.Just you're not likely to face a good Yuumi.People think 500 range isn't enough to auto for her passive, but her dash out is 250 range, her W is 700 range and you can basically out, auto, W near instantly.
adcs should not be allowed to have any form of dash or ccyou fuck face zoomers ruined this game
>>253401537cranky ‘cause you got kited aren’t you
>>253401537All assassins should also be relegated into the jungle.
>>253401386>refuses to get nerfed
>>253401393So yuumi jumps out to auto and then Sona q power chords her.Sona wins that trade every time.
>>253401620*ults you away 3000 units**shoots you**gap close again**she pressed W and dashes 3 light years away*heh outskilled boy>>253401621agreed they should stop balancing them around midlane
>>253382848Have sex >>253382645This is the attitude that players need to have >>253382712Kys shill
How do I get you thirsty losers to namedrop and talk about me?
>>253401667Well yes in your hypothetical situation (statistically backed up hypothetical situation, but still) Sona would win that trade every time. The reality is Sona no longer has 2 power chord targets, only one, and that one has a 20-15 second cd shield, another shield from guardian, and 2 heals that basically heal you for half health at level 1 if you're at 1% hp.Assuming the yuumi knows the literal basics of trading then it's going to be pretty much down to the adcs and not the supports
>>253401667that's not enough to kill Yuumi til late and are you really going to hold your Q and power chords just to nuke Yuumi?
I dont even play Katarina
Why does Sonas q powerchord have a combined 100% AP ratio on an auto target unavoidable spell and an auto attack?
>>253401940>high noon lucian releases>play him>get my ass handed to meI learned my lesson about playing champs that aren't Jax.
all of my demons in bed not a problem I left all of my demons on read
>pick melee top>enemy picks KennenMy existance is pure suffering
How the fuck do I play Irelia bros
>>253402191get full stacks then right click a fool
>>253399239I realized pro play was a crock when I watched a pro player lose in a plat game against a master yi top
I miss some of the old posters..
>>253386451Wow it’s over betyer open OMG this bit shitters wow gg T. Top laner
can't wait to get demoted!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>253401924It doesn't need to kill yuumi it just has to break the shield and make the trade not worth it.Even without the powerchord Sonas q auto will win the trade
>>253402457it's worth it for Yuumi because she gets mana back.
>>253401942Because there is nothing more satisfying than surprise two-shooting a full life Zed who thinks he can escape with clone teleport late game.
>>253402313I miss caitposter
>>253401537How about a dash that turns them invisible?:^)
>>253400928Ez is one of the few ADCs that can theoretically 1v2.
haha guys nautilus isn't broken im just bad ritetell me how to deal with him pls
any black people wanna translate this
>>253402671his Q is too wide to get around minions, if he's support do not fucking push, despite his looks he doesn't want to be diving until he's got plenty of items.
>>253397765>can’t build HP so he’s just hard cucked into the support role forevergay as fuck
>>253402748Pick Taric and fuck his shit up if he pulls you or the adc
Nobody is talking about how Yuumi is basically Graves’ supportGraves being an ADC again
LOLwhat are the odds?
When is the next blue essence shop?I have 120k and would love to buy some skins or chromas or something like that.
FUCK YUUMI PICKERS.
>>253403525Please do no one fucks me when I play Soraka anymore.
yuumi got hotfix buffed. my winrate was already 100% in games without literal inters. b3 here i come.
what the fuck is happening with illaoi shes in every game now with a 54% winrate
>>253403602she smashes melee bruisers and people really love playing darius and irelia and shit like that
>>253400706Just slow her and she can’t attack, move, or be a champion.
>>253403649She smashes basically every melee, not just bruisers.
>>253403602they dont even know about illaoi/draven botlane. imagine if the world finds out.
>>253402539I miss kennenposter...
the vfx for these new skins are actually super satisfyingcan't believe I'm saying this butgood job riot
I wanna be Lulu's cat!
Post op.gg and /lolg/ will critique it, do it cowards
>>253403775>Lands 1 E>Lose 30% of your health just to her beating on your ghost while she gets 45 gold+ Klepto loot.>If you're melee you basically can't contest this because she will fucking ult and slaughter you.
>camp botlane>they still manage to go 3/12 by 13 minutes>"why didn't u give me the kills omg"every single botlaner should be given the zyklon b treatment
>>253403913There's no point I don't play ranked...
>soft int>win>tryhard>losefucking hate this shit
>>253403862I agree fellow gamer. I think everyone should buy the entire set with chromas and also enough prestige points for the prestige lux. Maybe even buy a skin for your friends so you can match on the rift fellow gamer
>>253403602Basically if the enemy jungler is Jarvan she gets free kills if the guy ever ults her.
>>253402313good anons come and go, but we'll always be heremaybe one one ill be a good anon that someone will miss, it's what they would want
>>253404124yes anon that is exactly what I'm saying. If half of your paycheck doesn't go directly into Riot points each week then you should just stop playing the game. League should have a subscription fee too. Maybe start a gofundme for Riot so they can better operate. Honestly if you don't spend at least 4 digits a month on Riot games and League of Legends merchandise then you're a fake gamer and should kill yourself.
>>253404120were you the nigger amumu in my last game?
>>253403445or morde’s support
Make one small change to your main that makes them completely busted.
>>253404418Increased dash distance and speed on SA Q.Unstoppable Q in Rhaast form.
>>253404418>draven doesn't need to catch the axes
>>253404418No windup animation on QThresh.
>>253404418Jinx passive now works on minion deaths
I think I have an idea why the faceless is almost dead last. All the underage kids that play shit like Yasuo probably thought it was the assassin club. They didn't watch the videos and didn't realize that the warband is the >muh outplays!!club.
>>253404583Varus mains on suicide watch.
>>253404397no i picked vayne because i thought i queued bot but apparently i queued mid and then i got hard camped by a reksai while my rammus was farming inefficiently skipping camps and waiting for crab, he went first item mobi but didnt get an assist until 10 min i thinkso naturally i tilted my ass off
>>253404652Wouldn't that place them first or second?
>fizz, leona and riven on my team>retarded ezreal: "don't force fights, wtf?"
>>253404418Soraka heal doesn't drain her own health.
>>253404776The faceless is 3rd. I'm meaning you see so many people with that red logo.
I've done 7 missions and no more are spawning? Is this glitched?
>>253394929she's already taken you dumb autist
In the event that anyone bought the pass this is what your remaining token count looks like. You have 150 tokens coming in from the next two weeks of missions provided you beat all the missions.If you play at least 4 games a day you'll average ~60 tokens a day. Which is 1080 before the event ends. So 1230 tokens in general. If you want to grind for Lux or the prestige points or whatever you can get 2000 tokens by playing 9-10 games a day instead.To get the 4200 tokens for both you'd need to play ~21 games a day, good luck with that.
>>253404981>he doesn't like stargate nasusgigafaggot
>>253404724and now im playing with a minion dematerializer gallio with frostfang vs draven velkoz
>>253405029already have the legendary skin for himi also own all those skins i rerolled
>second promo to plat>game 5 again>team throws an already won game for no reasonaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>253405037he keeps randomly taking creeps with his harass spam so he cant even get gold from his harassingit's so fucking sad to play with
>>253405008The borders are so sick and even come with a cool emblem. Why do people grind for those ugly ass, soulless gold skins?
>>253405091if it was already won how did they throw?retard
>>253405091welcome to plat 4 bro :^)
>winrate has SKYROCKETED from 29% to 32%haha we fixed her, see? :)
Lulu is the sweetest! THE SWEETEST!
Champions for this feel?
>>253405164all they needed to do was fix her insane mana cost/low mana regen and she's a mid-tier support.>ult still does negative damageit's not about damage, it's about a fuckhuge aoe root
>>253405229Garen x Katarina
>1/6 vayne with just boots tries fighting an ez that has an item and a half plus his full ap sona>flashes away from me as he gets blown up>pings me for being "bad sup">point out he doesn't even have an item yet so why is he trying to fight them>"we might have chance"i can't deal playing with these subhuman apes anymore
>>253405258>dead shipfeels bad, fuck riot and fuck nu gaming writers
>>253393148Hey, you're still here? You forgot to mention skill order.
>>253404418Irelia's ult is changed to a large straight line blink. All enemies hit are marked and bleed for 5 seconds. (the bleed gives vision on the enemies hit and healing effects are reduced)
i should just soft int every game
>>253404418+10 base armor
>>253405164i like her passive but her range needs an extra 25 to make it viable. her Q is annoying poke and I think buffing Yuumi's mana regen was in the right step. the W is probably going to be an ability that will never be balanced, its too feast or famine, and it scales off of game time more than anything. I think her E is sufficient. R is more telegraphed sona ult with potentially better payoff, unfortunately its going to be too niche to get a good one off but it does leave a lot of interesting combos you can do with it up, like twitch/yuumi ults.sadly i dont think the numbers are a huge issue outside of her low health, its moreso the fact that whenever youre linked up in lane you essentially make the lane a 1v2. She needs to like, either be able to proc her passive while linked with Q, or be able to share some of her health to her adc as well or something.those are just kind of my day one thoughts. very fun to play though and i think shes a bit more intensive than a lot of other supports, but the payoff isn't worth.
>adc picks vayne>still goes rageblade second item>lose
>>253395392Twinkle Twinkle Little Star(Death Metal Cover).
>>253405292That cat looks evil. In like a darkness sort of way. Ugly bastard.
>>253404418Sona gets an ability that can check brush from a safe distance
No... I DON'T play male champions.How could you tell?
>>253405579https://www.probuilds.net/champions/details/67also can someone explain the kaisa manamune meme
>>253405292just find a duo
>>253405684no one wants to duo with someone who they feel is worse than them, and everyone thinks they are better than they are.
>>253405579>>253405642the jury's still out on whether rageblade isn't worht it or not anymorei wouldn't take pros too seriously since very often they take a while to adapt to changesalso manamune kaisa is because each rocket of her Q is considered one hit which procs manamune, it's pretty bad though
on fire tonight baby
>>253405639cause you're based
>>253405639Ah, because you are best girl.
So,What exactly is preventing me from running 5 bots on my vpn that grind the intro games (100xp ea) in a premade, 24 hours a day? Even having my second computer hooked up with my other keyboard to play and win as a human with 4 bots when enough games have passed?I don’t see what’s stopping me >vpn can handle it, already have it anyway. This is just a free £50 a month for a £300 quarterly service I need anyway>no randoms to report me>infinite accounts to flame or int on. If I can take the game seriously at 30 now, free accounts to boost people to plat with (if I hit diamond) How much does an actual bot cost? If the game was earlier in its time o would literally invest in self learning AI but it’s dead lul
>Ashe with Approach Velocity has 56% winrate Why aren't you abusing the hidden OP yet?
>>253405873What's preventing you from taking your own life you ugly son of a bitch?
>>253405930Your mom would cry Haha gotem I think
I wanna hold Lulu VERY tightly in my arms and NEVER let go!
>>253405873Sounds like a lot of effort when you can just buy level 30 accounts for $5
>support sona 55% winrate>Bot carry Sona 62% winrateWHEN WILL THE COW BE NERFED?!
>>253405998How can it be 38 min in and Ryze doesn't take over?doesn't he hard outscaled LB?
>>253406015Those are bottled accounts and get banned quickly. I pay $11 per account and they’ve never been banned without me doing something that would have another account banned just the sameAlso how is that a lot of effort? It sounds like an hour of work a day including the monthly setup, selling and checks? Are you this lazy anon? Have sexAnd learn to spend more money to have accounts that last longer. You see this email low level accounts that dot buy items and int? Bots? People report them. 3v3 bots? Placed against other bots. BANNED the moment you peak to keep you coming backMe? I don’t want you coming back for my accounts. I don’t want you to be banned, so I level them with premium, high maintenance methods which help secure the lifespan of YOUR account.
>>253405684i have my boyfriend to duo with but he barely plays
How do I get it through people's thick skulls that if you can't fight someone don't fucking try. I see people taking shit trades when they're behind and then lose lane harder from there and it tilts me.
>tell toplaner ill gank after i get blue>i go botlane after blue instead of top like i promisedCUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
BLACK MANIN A WHITE MAN'S TOWN
Lulu is my STAR!I'm her GUARDIAN!
>>253406217Can't you see LB is 11-0?
>>253406702lucian is cool and fun
>>253406639most people play yasuo who can fight at any stage and is relevant all the time
>1068 trials tokensam i gonna make it bros?i'd like the golden lux and the formal yuumi chroma..
>>253405756> each rocket of her Q is considered one hit which procs manamunewhat the fuck? this sounds really busted. i wonder how long until it gets changed
>>253406831yes but he is full build already and at 38 min Ryze should be near full build as well unless he didnt farm as well but in proplay they always have 8+ CS per min
>>253406986I believe in you anon. Ganbatte
C U T EA SH E C K
ah yes the trend continues>win lane hard>enemy support yuumi left lane because they got dicked so hard>every other lane starts feeding because they're retarded and don't realize they're playing 1v2>naut buys fucking abyssal mask zhonya and is completely useless so enemy builds full armor and ggfcukl i hate this game so much
>>253407038thanks anon, have some thighs in appreciation for your enthusiasm.
>>253407168QuitRetard top laner
>>253407229please hang yourselfyour genes should not get passed on for any fucking reason at all
There are literally 0 bots being sold for this game, publicly I am in exactly 0 of these groups for the gaming niche I don’t see an entrance either.
>>253407291So you hate the game so I tell you to quit so you tell me to kill myself based on what you assume I am? I can assure you that your genetic code is part incest mostly Jelly. You are the cancer The mostly part is the jelly you feel for munch genes haha get dabbed on idiot Idiot fucking top laner
>>253407440>Idiot fucking top laneryou learned fucking nothingHANG YOURSELF IDIOTfucking human garbage
this is stupidits 100 times easier to win on SR than ARAM you can just pick strong champion and carry the game expecially on blind pick, but on aram you can be unlucky for 10 times and get shit champions so you can never win anything and whats more, you have to win 2 times to get a reward
>>253407379Me no speak Cantonese :( Where do I go? AliexpressForPeople? >>253407440Idiot edgy top laner retard Lmao Did babby get addicted to crack huh? Hate being on crack? Can’t quit league huhhhhh? Awh little babby addicted to crack awww
how do i mindbreak new kat
>>253406701dw top laner are used to having retarded junglers
Official MSI player rankings of playoff teamsTop:Theshy>Wunder>>Impact>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>KhanJungleNing>Jankos=Clid>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>xmithieMid:Faker>Rookie>>Caps=JensenBot:Jackeylove>>Teddy>Perkz>DoubleliftSupport:Baolan>Mikyx>CoreJJ=Mata
>>253407541gives aram incels a chance to complete the missions
>>253407168ur not good for getting a free lane vs a 1st time yuumi desu. if u couldn't carry with ur lead u deserve the loss desu.
B E S TG I R L
>>253407543Meant for >>253407484>>253407556You go outside and get an actual girlfriend you pathetic loser
>>253407590>not Zeros>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>allpleb opinion
why do people keep picking this useless catI could os draven through whole game
>>253407340you are not looking hard enough then. there was a regular anon here that sold botted accounts and even sponsored some tournaments that took place here
>>253407590>Perkz above DL>Jankos equal to Clid>Mikyx better than Core & Matathis is some massive EU cope
>>253407734milkyx is actually a god and the only reason hes not the top is cause china sent in assassins to take his wrist out of commission
>>253407675eve oneshots draven anyway wdym
>>253408145wouldnt happen if he had a real supp with actual cc
>>253406992it's been like this since release, it isn't nearly as strong as it sounds like
Rank these champions in terms of difficulty to play effectivelyYasuo, Xerath, Ahri, Pyke, Kayn (red), Kayn (blue), Irelia, Shen, Zed, Kassadin
>started acting like schizoposter ingamewhat a cathartic feeling it is ladsalso a great way to blow off some stress
> Play Garen vs Neeko top> Ask for a gank> "If you need help i'll just consider you a loosing lane and won't come"Junglers are subhuman.
do NOT open this...
>>253407590rookie is 10 times better than this washed up nigger fakerjankos is good but he choked a lot in last 3 or 4 games so i wouldnt placed him above clid rest seems fine
>>253408321Maybe you should play a champion you can ACTUALLY carry with, you dead weight.
>>253407709FugI’ll keep looking thanks. Maybe the market for bots has changed since I wasn’t in the game xd
>>253408375mb jankos=clid i can agree with that but now i see caps=jensen it has to be a joke
>ban yuumi>enjoy a league match without canceryou fuckers will get her so buffed she will be worse than janna in 2017stop complaining about her being weak and actually pick adc's that compliment herfor now im banning this shit in all of my gamesi dont want to deal with invisible twitch yuumi shit in my games
>>253408228From easiest to hardest:Ahri, Irelia, Kassadin, Kayn (both are similar), Zed, Shen, Xerath, Pyke, Yasuo
Haven't had the chance to play yet, how's AFKitty?
>>253408508>leave yuumi unbanned>enemy picks her>collect free LP
>>253408321>gank top>one kill and enemy does drake>gank bot>two kills and you get drakeWow, thats such an intricate decision to make.
>>253408526How do you figure putting irelia that low? I feel like her skill floor is way higher than something like kassadin or shen
>>253408814her laning phase is way easier to get through than kass's or shens
>>253408228>effectivelywhat does this mean?
>>253408908being able to play the champion to be a constant benefit instead of being dead weight on your team
>>253408814Her kit is very strong and user friendly so it's not hard to use her effectively. Kassadin, while strong, isn't quite as easy to use since his lanephase is harder. Still his isn't as hard as most make it out to be, you play passive and farm up/split. Understanding your damage thresholds and shit you can get away with espeically when you hit level 6+ is the hardest part of Kass.On the inverse of Irelia is Shen. While his kit is somewhat straight forward, he lacks a lot of power that others do since a lot of it is put into his utility based ult, and being able to make the best decisions on the fly while having a weaker kit compared to other laners is what makes him tougher to use effectively imo.
>>253409029>constant benefitdoes this mean carrying or simply being a non factor on the result (not feeding nor carrying)?
>>253398187>Last 3 games>get an allied Yuumi in all of them>lose cause it's a worseSona that makes me 1v2 lane with basically no assistance, regardless of if they AFK latch or not, does no damage in fights, no good healing, no hard stuns and will never be relevant without basically making literally every other support in the game completely invalidated>Ban Yuumi 4th game>get an ACTUAL support (Nautilus)>win lane ez af>stomp the match and get free winAll Yuumis are troll picks and anyone that tries to advocate any semblance or notion that she has ANY use/does anything needs to hang like a nigger. She's ANOTHER "either ass blastingly amazing and outright fucking busted or less useful than Teemo support AFKing in a bush by innate design with NO IN BETWEEN" champ. Either leave it to rot like Ivern or delete it Riot cause if you buff it with the hopes of making it relevant against these other supports you'll have to buff it so hard the ult is just a betterSona ult and even shreds tanks with lightning speed, the in-lane Poke being more cancerous than eating damage from Brand/Sona Q and the spammable healing of Soraka and Nami along with insanely low mana costs or else it won't at all by the nature of it's kit. And worst part is, you can't even market it in a medicore state cause you decided to give us a LITERAL FUCKING CAT, something that only appeals to fucking furfags rather than PRINTING MONEY by making her some moe ass catgirl.Also the client says if I complete the Silver house mission I'll get an Academia Orb instead BUT I DIDN'T GET AN ORB, WHERE THE FUCK IS IT RIOT
HUG THE POLICE!
>>253408508>picking Caitlyn or Ezreal or we auto lose, and even then lose lane by default anyway cause Yuumi brings negative levels of pressure to the lane, cause some nigger just refuses to play an actual fucking supportI'd rather you just lost LP and stayed out of my fucking game thanks.
Incel here, I just hit diamond, when do I get a gf?
>>253409405only trannies around now, no more girls. also try leddit.
>>253409486ah lucky for me im into trannys then
>>253409253but she's fun!
sooo... is Katarina a virgin?
>>253409647explain what you did that a sona/nami couldn't have done better
>>253409253>tfw no kannaposter gfwhy live bros?
>>253409693no she get fucked on the regular by the best crownguard siblinglux is a lucky girl
>>253409693only until u stick ur dick in the compact disc drive (ask ur mother, zoomer)
>>253409693She isn’t real
>>253409775>implying he would let his imouto be defiled by anyone except him
>>253409536set yourself on fire and die faggot
>be fasting cuz family are muslim al hamdulilah>play alistar>my hand keeps shaking cuz of low blood sugar>keep fucking up the W Q combo cuz of itit's not fairi even snuck in some food to eat but my hand is still shakingfuck you kuffar scum
>>253408359*opens* oh no
>>253409647>your tower is down LONG before the enemy's cause ZERO lane pressure/damage>you won a small skirmish but in the end lose basically all teamfights since you only have ONE spell to actually teamfight with apart from your terrible heal you can't spamYes, I can imagine your ADC just having SO MUCH FUN as they have to outright GIVE UP LANE and even with this small morale boosting skirmish, tilt off the face of the Earth as they lose the game unless for whatever reason your solo laners were fucking gods and would have won even without you. YOU are the ONLY one having fun and it's in making the rest of us lose,
>>253409869garen gets to watch yuri lusting go on hes fine with that
>>253409867I guess every fictional character is a virgin then haha
>>253409935tell them you're trying to go pro and this is impacting your performance
>>253408852>>253409076Alright yeah that makes sense. To be fair I hardly play kassadin or shen so I don't really understand the intricacies of their lane phase very well>>253409134Doesn't have to be hard carrying as much as it is just contributing, so still more than a non-factor
>>253409935>he doesn't hide some shitty bagged food in his roomlmaoing at ur life goatlover
>>253409752Oh and this point too. You actually could have ended that SO MUCH FASTER with literally ANY other enchanter in the game barring Soraka.
>>253406701bot is more important than top anyways
Cyberpunk skinline when?
Why are transfers to the turkish server that dirt cheap?
Just took a shit that was thicker than my wrist.What champion should i play?
>>253410267redpill is turky is king league server, it is the global derby, the centre of the earth. only true men have turkey server account
>>253410310was it pungent? if so twitch
>>253410082>what is PROJECT
>>253410267because just like russia the turkish lira shat itself so much
>OH WAHH WAHH I DONT WANT 400 PINGFUCKING FAGGOT PUSSY
>>253402734LVL9 Saucey: brother, those individuals are using very off meta buildsLVL9 Saucey: and they are concernedLVL9 Saucey: when death takes their lives prematurelyLVL9 Saucey: excuse me brother but that scene i just witnessed really makes me laugh, ha ha ha ha.
>>253410065I thought ADCs got nerfed to shit?125% IE crit dmg instead of 50% and base stat nerfs
>>253410018from easiest to hardestxerath/ahri/kayn/shen since you can just afk your lane/jungle and not feed using either waveclear, tankyness or afk farming the jungle and you have a safety net of either scalings, splitpush with 2 globals or simply pressing glp for the ez charm on the out of position adczed/kassadin since you have to at least know how to lane to either not feed or get enough of an advantage to not get destroyed by mages in teamfightspyke/irelia since you need to hit your hook or youre useless/utilize your passive+hit your e or you get raped in bad matchups
>tfw braziliano so can't play with vg without making another accountJUST
>>253410650>AHRI IS HARDER THAN XERATH>SHEN IS HARDER THAN XERATH>KAYN IS HARDER THAN XERATHONIONS
>>253410964i quoted the wrong guy....meant for >>253410710
>>253410672bot is mroe important because dragon exists and mid laner roaming can gang bang enemy bot lane, and get easy advantagethe classic 4 men botjungler going top is more likely to end up with a fist full of sand except if you get an aspirant hashinshin on the enemy team and your top lane is some of those carry-esque champions (fiora irelia, trynd, jax, etc)like my first concern when i play top is not the enemy laner is the enemy jungler. the most important thing for top is to never die. death is not allowed.
>>253410964they are all the same braindead shit thowhy do you think i doublespaced between the tiers?
>>253404418Tristana>E passive now does physical damage and has AD scaling
>>253408540very undertuned number wise but can be promising as soon as people realize you aren't so much a champion as an expansion pack for another champion
>>253410964onions help flush estrogenics from ur body m8which is ironic considering the schizophrenic psychosis that is this threads moderators/jannies etcfucking losersu dont deserve to be anywhere fucking near 4chanthis is my landt. ate 2 onions yesterday and today im on roids my balls grew balls try it kids
>>253404418Nami W bounces infinitely.
>>253411305>my balls grew ballsbased fucking schizoanon with the testicular cancer
>>253411370>>253411370>>253411451shutup cunt or ill impregnate ur mother
afk intro bots on an alt with yuumi or afk intro bots on my main to get 30 mmmmmm
Is it possible to get 2k for the Lux skin if I get the pass and start to grind out from now (Got 150 atm due to just getting internet back).
Which support mains tend to be the best at deep throating cocks?
why the fuck is shaco's skin purple in his best skin :(
>>253411137>xerath is braindead
>>253411821xerath will be "high skill" when abilities start matching their hitboxes i mean its real hard to be a sniper and xerath does just sit back 2000 ft to rape with abilities because ap is broken but heh ok kid
>>253411804lulu mains tend to be really short girls with really big titsmy gf is one
if every bot game lasts 15 minutes exactly i'm dead on 5 hours away from level 30 shit to do in that time since runescape isn't an option?
>>253411821>spam waveclear from 1k rangewoah such skill
>>253412038>>253411909>tfw mages are so fucking cancerous as a class that xerath is still the most fair out of all of them
>>253412138i'll give you that but if you posted another wojack with it we'd still tell you to fuck offso stop
>>253411804Human Vacuum tier: Soraka, Sona, Nami, Zyra, Janna, Lulu, YuumiNot a full egirl tier: Bard, Lux, Zilean, Velkoz, Taric, Karma, LeonaMight be a dude tier: Fiddle, Braum, brand, rakan, tahm, blitz, zileanyou're getting blown by a dude tier: thresh, nautilus, galio, pyke
>>253411909>>253412038>NOOOOOOOOOOO BROKEN HOTBOXES>NOOOOOOOOOOO, WHY DOES THIS CHAMPION DEAL DAMAGE FROM HIGH RANGE WHEN HE GETS INSTANTLY ONE SHOT BY EVERYONE ONCE THEY GET IN MELEE RANGE>WHY CAN I NOT DODGE HIS ABILITIES IT MUST BE HIS HITBOX ITS SO BROKEN RIOT NERF XERATH TOO MUCH DAMAGE TOO MUCH RANGE>WHAT DO YOU MEAN ASSASINS ARE SO FUCKING BROKEN THEY COMPLETTELY OUTCLASS HIM? DOESNT MATTER NERF HIM ANYWAY
>>253411804Sona fags tend to prefer being gang banged by the whole team.Can titty fuck tho
>>253412241What the? I'm not a human vacuum!
>>253412207im not the previous guy though
>>253411193>You now can't max E or else you can't even remotely control the wave>this does literally nothing in teamfights
INT LIST: >people who ban shaco when i hover >people who try to 1v5 with yi or kat*>people who have a problem with me banning "none">people who say "ban x" and have a problem with me saying "no" then banning "none">people who talk about team comp or "pick x">people who op.gg or porofessor team/enemy players>people who say "reported">people who bm when playing tanks. if on enemy team, reported instantly >4/1 surrender votes>people who say "play safe" before minions even spawn>supports who don't buy red trinket without good reason, if i'm not support>"omg ganks" without at least a x0.9 to time vision score>UwU/daddy/*nuzzles* IF it's at me >"glhf" player on our team IF at least 2 others don't say it>"this elo" "this x" "why you do x" >all ESL >all lee sin players>players with streamer names if they are playing the streamers' champ>players who chat twitch emotes or "i'm trolling/inting" etc>players who announcing mutes>players who say "i'm trying" "i'm not good enough" more than once without improvement>players below plat with +1m mastery points, or champ in summoner name>players who suggest builds>excessive buzzwords in low elo (macro, rotate, comp, kite ESPECIALLY when used incorrectly)*>i don't speak retarded weeb but players who i think might watch anime >players with more than 200 wins in silver. you stay>redditors or people who try to use logic ingame but are silver>top laner talks or doesn't die for even the slightest of bot lane gain >adc doesn't turn a 3v2 with me>/all "this guy is inting" * = 1 per offence I WILL TRYHARD LIST: >teammate in promo series (not top laner) >teammate locks in equally as troll adc when hovering shaco support>4v5 games>teammate improves and stops making mistakes>team synergies well together and act as one>people who rub my belly
>>253412275>take flash>take barrier>live once people get close and dont let them do it again for 5min
>>253412504Oh I already have you added.
>>253412474You are a fucking braindead moron, xerath unironically takes more skill than 99% of all champs in league, he is nowhere near braindead
replying with a generic image, full caps lock, putting words in other peoples' mouthes to fit your agenda while blanketing anything that goes against it is the literal definition of sjw sóythis is what xerath/ap mages are they are fucking queeros
>>253412368Guilty until proven innocent
>>253412275>spam qs on the wave>w-e when they try to gapclosewoah very complex and hard to play champ
>>253412589never said he was braindead, dumb frogposteri just said he has easy outs, and is safe.
>>253410267Because of all the turkish transfers throwing themselves at EUW just to play with normal human beings.Master in Turkey is like D4 in EUW and after they hit master they transfer their acc. Ofc Riot, being the dogshit leftist company they are, don't want to look racist and throw out the turkish animals. They instead offer transfers for 1BE because anything else would be deemed "offensive".
>replying with a generic image, full caps lock, putting words in other peoples' mouthes to fit your agenda while blanketing anything that goes against it is the literal definition of sjw sóythis is what xerath/ap mages are they are fucking queeros
>>253412434>jungler walks up to my (top) lane and touches any of my cs while im omw walking back after being ganked= I will HARD intIf junglers fuck up my lane IN ANY SINGLE WAY, therefore forcing me into a losing lane for the next 20 minutes, I will find fun in the game via not laning anymore.
Twisted Fate is the most difficult AP mage mid champ.
>>253412601im still not sure if that's how the average g*rm behave or we are stuck with an especially autistic one
>>253412807lookin cute babes
>>253412807Everybody should know this by now.
>>253412368daily reminder if ur larping as the champion summoned YOU ARE A SCHIZOPHRENIC THIS IS A DIAGNOSISif you are larping as the summoner then its fine normal ur just palying a gamedaily forecast out
When is Jax getting a VU?
go play fable if you want to first person herostupid fucking rejects of fucking life2k19 btw
>I'd forgotten how garbo blind pick lobby was until now release me from this hell