Eirin editionPrevious thread: >>252485501>TH 17 ANNOUNCEMENT + translationhttps://kourindou.exblog.jp/28205045https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/250388560/#q250388909>What is this game?Touhou is a bullet hell series made by ZUN where cute girls shoot other cute girls.>I have questions!https://pastebin.com/BEbxaKH3 (Includes FAQ, netplay guide, training tools and more)>Where can I get the games?https://nyaa.si/view/979648 (All in one pack)https://pastebin.com/kg6X8Mnr (embed) (For separate game downloading)>Touhou 16 and 15.5 on steam! Please support the official releases.https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Purchasing_Guide>Touhou 16.5 on steam!https://store.steampowered.com/app/924650/__Violet_Detector>Touhou Cannonball Official Website!https://touhoucannonball.com>Introduction and tips for new players~https://moriyashrine.org/shrine-articles/introduction-to-touhou-r1>Touhou Image Hoarding Guidehttps://pastebin.com/hgvtD7SL >I have high FPS/Input lag, what do I do?Download and apply Vpatch to reduce input lag, fix MoF MarisaB glitch, fix extremely high FPS and Windowed screen adjustment (Search 'vpatch tutorial' on youtube if you have problems installing it)https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Game_Tools_and_Modifications#Vsync_Patches>/2hug/ Highscore Spreadsheet! Feel free to edit it (If you want to submit a score, use the term 'score' somewhere in your post)https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Bl1ZiZUqNdbP2OK_W7q6xG6A6FIG78LPfJQrouu6ol4>Fangames pastebin (Contains a fixed version of FMW2 without the game-breaking bug)https://pastebin.com/Jc2e0wLm>Shmup-only Touhou Fangames!https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fM-goZFQCg3cZyCbHMipD7xWgHme2tOQCENflIoe6YIhttp://www.bulletforge.orgThanks Doc.
reminder to dox koishifag
>>252885105why? he's cute
whens the full game coming out do we have a date
>>252885369Usually August, not exactly preciseStill needs time to finish the game and prepare for the next convention
>>252885314keep sucking his dick, retard
>>252885649You mean you wouldn't?
>>252885369Summer Comiket in August
>>252885369Why is Eirin so shameless?
>>252893004I first posted this with the intentions that someone would add text. It's been 50 threads and noone has added text
>>252891005This pleases me
>>252893159do it yourself faglard.
>>252893525What 2hu are these?
>>252893004Delicious kappa milk
>>252891107no it's not
>>252893004Why do people like to draw Nitori with big tits?
>>252895231just because you bomb every attack doesn't make it easy
>>252895530Why don't you?
>>252895634Don't put breast on loli character
>>252895854you can't tell the cowtits artists what not to desecrate sadly
>>252899462>zun dead finallyit speaks the truth
itty bitty kitty titties
>>252901081not itty bitty enough
>>252901081>>252901165Cute animals who aren't taking a vacation in hell in TH17. Also on the list are Ran, Shou, Naz, Wakasagi, and all the many many birdhus.
I'd rather play with Koishi's wobbly bits.
>>252901081Those are pretty big
>>252902249At least tell me which tier did you place Minamitsu in
>>252901081Malenkie kiskie siskie
>>252903095why do you care you colossal retard
>>252903550No need to be rude
>>252906820*Plays video game music*
>>252893159>>252905090>>252905672Post moar Braptori
>>252901081Why would a evil cat demon that exists only to drag the dead away to enteral torture have a bra?
Your Marisa has arrived.>>252899462>marisa play betterrockets confirmed best
>>252909889le marisa has arrived
>>252899462>fairy love lewd
>>252910731Yes and it has your name on it
>>252912504i don't think this youkai is actually qualified to give prostate exams
>>252912858Lucky for you Eirin is not a youkai. She’s a lunarian.
>space commie rabbits
>>252914312The fuck kind of character is the bottom half?
>>252914312Is this for Elona?
>>252912858Why? Kappa are experts when it comes to prostate exams.
>>252913525Imagine losing to an idiot and forced to be her sex slave for the next year
>>252914501counting from Fortune Teller down, it's >8 rows of jap OCs and fangame shit>Uwabami Breakers characters, Beer-ko and ZUN's Comiket mascot>Seihou characters>Len'en shit
>>252915628I wouldn't mind if it's a cute youkai girl.
>>252913525What the fuck is this?
>>252916072Are you a baka? Big fat tiddies at the op, tummy in the middle and hips/legs/knees below.
>>252916834Not him but that anatomy still looks very off and cannot fathom it
>>252919789Dynamo, forgot which one.
>>252915970I don't think the 3 fairies minded it eitherIt's more about losing to the baka
>>252917676Perfect for imagining>>252921357Delete this
>5 posts in the last hour
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
haha what if marisa didn't get vored by a giant snake wouldn't that be great hahaplease kanako
>>252924771Chen! There is a man behind you!
>>252921287I don't think Cirno is the type to take humans as sex slaves though.
>>252928683What’s she thinking about?
>>252929050Killing youkai and stuff.
>>252929050How much fun it is to fuck over almost every other human in Gensokyo by maintaining the barrier.
Good night 2hug! How's your weekend so far?
>>252931970How would she react if i returned the gesture?>>252931482Waiting for my potatoes to roast then i'll get wasted.
>>252931482Just sleep and post on /2hug/
>>252928683what's wrong with her jaw
Paste this into your internet browser for free 2hu game.steam://install/878380/This is a dweeb one too, but not 2husteam://install/1023370
>>252937775I ain't clickin that shit, nigga
>>252938170That is a direct steam link, all it does is launch the app via steam.
>>252937775uh, anon.. why is there a big red window with a big warning and a Murasa popping up my screen?
>>252940438post more full body gyates
>>252940970have a gif
I love /2hug/, it's so much better than the other boards
>be miserable like me and stop having fun
>>252942465What did Kokoro mean by this?
>>252942539she's can't express her emotions and for her sake she brings everyone to her <nofun> level. She's also smelly.
i haven't touched touhou since agesi heard there is a new touhousave me trouble and link me the game pls
>>252947597ebin /jp/ post dudester.
>>252948912True admininstrator brings a tear to my eye without fault.
>>252948912tie between magic straw-hat jizo and dipp shanghai alice of meiji 17
>>252948912Last Remote or Fate of Sixty Years
>People have different taste than me
>>252949319I just died to Miko's last spell (on normal) thanks to you.
>>252953473I haven't captured it either on normal so we are in hte same boat.
>wanted to try a fangame>bought Genso Wanderer>turns out I suck dick at roguelikesI don't get this genre, you oneshot every enemy, then suddenly an enemy oneshots you and you lose all your progress.
>>252955169nah, genso wanderer just sucks.
>>252955169But that's 2hu experience in a nuthsell, one day you shit on stage 1-5 no miss no bomb, the other day you lose your shit on stage 1,
>>252955638In 2hu it feels like my own fault because my reactions were shit or something. In that game I'm just getting statchecked out of nowhere and fucked up.
>>252955169That sounds like a very badly designed game.
>>252955169play the better free game
>>252955880That's the way statchecks work, either you picked the optimal strategy or you got pooped on.
>>252956186Super based 9xd team
>>252956536>he doesn't know
>>252956802Oh but I know, that's why it is BASED and memepilled
>>252955169It's not supposed to be easy. You need to make full use of the mechanics, but once you get the hang of it and finally clear a dungeon after multiple attempts, it's the best feeling.T. Guy who has over 100 hours in the game.
>>252957028t. SDM Team user
>>252957273can't believe Reimu is such a fatty
>>252957064Is there a way to see the actual stats of an enemy? It bothers me that I don't even know how much HP they have left.
>>252957469Reimu is actually a good girl who did nothing wrong, she's also extremely fit and healthy, this is 100% canon, trust me.
>>252955169I hate roguelikes generally but I enjoy that one. The gear variety is nuts and the characters are all very cute. I just wish there was an english language wiki for it. There's so much shit the game doesn't tell you.
>>252957273excuse me but what the FUCK was Marisa thinking?
>>252957553>It bothers me that I don't even know how much HP they have left.There's no need to anon, unless they're a boss or you're using your bare hands with zero equipment on the first floor, You should be killing them in 1-2 hits, if a single enemy is taking more than 3 hits to kill you're either underleveled or underequipped.Video related: https://files.catbox.moe/rvl1td.mp4>>252958321Based, the game has way too much content and it's a blast. But I do agree that there's a lot you'll figure out on your own, but apparently Kasen's tutorial will tell you everything, but I didn't do that.
>>252958096>healthy>>252958632Marisa is dumb
>>252937775Is there a catch to this? the store page says it cost some money.
>>252960009It does, but apparently you can rip steam games just like that. As long as a game doesn't use steam DRM it doesn't matter if you actually own it.
if you are going to bumb atleast bumb with something 2hu related
>>252963824Why is shotty so obsessed with /v/?
>>252964728Why are you so obsessed with shotty?
>>252964873Why are you so obsessed with anon?
>>252964637The reddit hu
>>252965037yeah im thinkin ur obsessed, seija is reddit's touhou
>>252965282>calls me obsessed>immediately goes full schizo and thinks I'm one specific anonepic
>>252965396He didn't say anything about an "anon" though. Holy obsessed.
Who is the seijafag?
>>252965762anyone I don't like
>GFW makes you smash Z if you want to shoot normallyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Do you still love Touhou?
I don't know what love is.
>>252965762The person who avatarfags as Seija and hates Yukari, endlessly pretending he is different people when in reality no one is on his side.
>>252968525>person who avatarfags as (2hu that never gets posted) endlessly pretending he is different people when in reality no one is on his side.What the fuck did I just read?
>>252969139>2hu that never gets posted Yeah, you'd have to have never been here to believe that. Nice try, 2huthatnevergetspostedguy.
living inside your head, rent free since 2012
I am the entity that lives inside your head.
Post cute bats
>>252970893tired Cirno a cute
>>252969568stop labeling people as me.
Ah I want my own fairy onahole~
>>252970395What if I post lewd bats instead?
you dont actually hate any touhou, right?
>>252977667Aya is pretty shit
>>252977667Yukari is pretty shit
>>252977667Koishi is pretty shit
>>252977667Seija is pretty shit
>>252977667Kasen is pretty shit
>>252977667The clown. I despise her.
>>252977667Of course not, all 2hus are perfect! Except Sumireko, of course.
>>252977667Nue is pretty shit.
>>252974262>Cirno a cutetell me about it
>>252978434Sumireko is perfectly shit
No more hate bellow this line———————————————————————
>>252977667Man I wish that was a better fangame, was kinda disappointing. Didn't even wanna do the extra case with Tenshi.
I hate Seija
You can't spell Hatate without hate
Hope your 2hu is not shit, anons!
>>252978434FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER
>>252979150So everyone who's not marked with an X is shit.Got it
>>252975717For me lewd = cute
>>252979123That’s not how it works anon
>>252979286well, you are kind right.
>>252979286>>252979515Based. Yukari a best.
>>252979046>check the artist out on pixiv>all of their stuff is full of chromatic aberration
>>252979886Oops, forgot to leave yukari reddit-chan out
>>252979150Woops forgot to leave Redditja Kijin out
>>252980141>RedditjaYou mean Redditari Reseterakumo
wake upyour shift starts now
>>252977667Reimu exists and is a Touhou. So, no.
Which 2hu is braphu?
Is Touhou a Isekai?
Inchling gonna get it!
>>252981527That's just how you know it's the true Meiling
>>252982972She''s a smol but curious girl!Can she handle it?
What's the lifespan of an inchling? Hundreds of years? Akyuu tier?
>>252982972Seija no! Do NOT destroy the sandcastle especially when the inchling's in it!
Someone explain to me why album covers are always so fucking lewd?
>>252986024They really want your money
Would you live in the human village?
>tfw you will never be eaten by a youkai
>>252992229is this a refernce to persona 4I have that game on pS2
. . .
>>252994556She's gonna need a bigger shirt
>>252995653It's fine the way it is
>>252997149Participate in sexual intercouse
>>252997506I did recently but she didn't look like >>252994556
>>253003793The QoS is ready to fire her danmaku lillies!
Queen of Sex
>>252979150Why Nue tho?
>>253005079Queen of Sex - Remilia ScarletQueen of Secondaries (QoS) - JunkoYou can't change /2hug/ culture
>>253006104based and EoSDpilled
>>253005079the way this artist draws eyes makes me absolute hard
>>253006719Our rich history of shitposting
>>253005079My god, she’s beautiful.
>>253006104Queen of Sluts - Remilia Scarlet
>>253006104Queen of Strippers - Remilia Scarlet.
>>253009470>>253010386It's true, but that doesn't change how cute she is.
>>252988086No. And anybody here that would is going to end up even more miserable than they currently are. >>252988838Feels good.
Fisting Suwako's anus.
I have been listening to church organ music lately Any good touhou remixes of that?
>>253010386>>253009470There's nothing wrong with lewd girls.
>>253015917Nothing wrong. Unless she's your main 2hu
>>253016173But she is.
>>253016610that's bad. Your touhou has feelings too, you know. Have you even asked her if she's fine being shown in lewd postures to thousands of people?
>>253020393Despite all the magic and genius concentrated in eientei no one ever thinks of installing a magical air conditioner.
>>253011235>Knife ear Reisenliterally only bad thing about that doujin
>>253020516Why have air conditioner when you can bury your face in ice fairy crotch.
>>253020895Then you have an ice fairy melting on you.
Do /2hug/ like big girls?
Feettards are truly the worst.
>>253022074no, go away.
>>253022185That’s my only one. I was hoping you guys to post some.
barefeet are disgusting. post socks'ed ones.
>>253024278It's Zelda dumbass
Playing video games without Koishi
Playing babymaking with Remi and Flan.
>>253031601cute Koishi and Rumia
>>253033274it's finally over
If you dont want to be dead then bring up a topic. Which hair color in 2huverse is the best?
>>253034074all the best characters are blonde. we've already been over this.
>>253034686Too bad moot always had it out for /jp/.
>>253034074Green or silver/whiteRed is cool too
>>253035280well who's laughing now?
>>253034332Time to fap to CP again.Thanks asshole.
>>253037701Is this a naked clown cunny i see?
It's mother's day!
Not soon enough.
>>253039830>implying Junko wouldn't want to be called a mom
>>253006104>implying hardest final boss would be loved by secondariesDumb shitposting scum, back to your cum cave.
How long did it take for you to 1cc your first Touhou game?
>>253043693its been 2 years still trying
>>253043693In total it took about 2 years but if you count only active game time hours, maybe 50-100? Does EoSD keep track of your attempts/hours?
>>253043693about 2 weeks
>>253043693I don't remember it very well, but I think it was about a month of playing 2-3 runs every day.
I like both the games and the world with the characters. At first I didn't like the shmup genre, but I wanted to understand Touhou and I came to enjoy it as I made myself play everyday; the process creates bonds with the characters. Now I'm done with all the Touhou shooters and play other shmups, but Touhou will always be special for me. To be honest, I can't respect those who call themselves fans but haven't beaten the games. To them: You and I are worlds apart. You don't know the characters as I do.
>>253046332get out primary
I always put 4 copies of Reisen's invisibility 2card on my deck.
>>253043693About a month
>>253053809Aya is much cuter than flan desu
>>253053898Sure thing boylover.
>>253049028I don't put veil on my Iku deck
>>253039830QoS Family >>253042163She is though
>>253053809Flan is too cute.
>>253053809Aya is too cute.
>>253053898>Aya is much cuter than flan desuNo.
>>253057968Flan is top cute.
>>253058075Aya is god wind cute>>253058159ugly poster
>>253060857I want to play videogames with Koishi.What's her favorite genre?
>>253062296Figuring games. She's in two!
>>253063934Flat is best.
>>253064130I said flat not fat
In my headcanon Remilia isn't completely flat and has small budding breasts instead.
>>253064616That's not Patchy, anon.
>>253064904yeah but flat isn't the bestfat is
>>253065743I prefer flat.
>>253065848Suwako is canonically a mother so she does have some titties, they're probably ittybitty though
Why is Marisa reading these childish things?
>>253062404>>253062428Is koshi a mexican
>Marisa and Suzy are as tall standing up as Rino is sitting down
Does Rino look weird in FS to anyone else?
>>253066467Gensokyo is kinda boring most of the time. She has to do something.
>>253069564Spaced and jinpilled
Which 2hu is the most cheeky?
>>253071215all of the 2hus have great cheeks for pinching
Find a flaw.
>>253072053moku or kaguya????? xD
>>253072053I wish I could fight her to the death every day
>>253072053How the hell is Mokou more popular than sex demon Kaguya?
>>253062404>Figuring gamesWhat is this
>>253072931starts with an R
>>253072931Kaguya is a smelly NEET
wake up and go get that 1cc you struggle with
>>253076420But it's 1 am and I'm supposed to be asleep by all conventional logic.
>>253077829>conventional logic.I go to sleep at 2 AM
why are 2hus constantly drinking?
>>253080408Art imitates life.
>>253080408It's fun to get drunk
>>253080408Friendless lesbos need their social lubricant
Burning down the house
>>253085709You can't post this here ree
AND HER HUGE
Does the English patch for AoCF work with the Steam version?
>>253092115yes but it's convulted and unnecessary just fucking pirate the gameand if i recall AoCF has an official english translation on steam already
>>253092115Yes it does!Just use the official translation instead.
>>253092227>>253092371Thanks, didn't expect it to be this convenient.
>>253092115mfw thats my wallpaper on my tinkpad
>>253080408ZUN is an alcoholic and thinks it's normal.
>>253093689Everytime I see this image my zoomer innards scream BOOMER
>>253093689Joke's on you Tei, I don't have any of those things
>>253093689>>253093856day of the pillow when
lunarians are good girls who have never done anything wrong
>>253094143long filename QoS
>>253080408yeah the 2hus in that manga get drunk literally every other chapter
>>253080408>>253094964Gensokyo is powered by booze
>>253095252>three square meals a dayWhy is Reimu always wrong and hungry?
>>253094382cringe and moonbitchesfagpilled
So realistically when I cross over into Gensokyo what's my best bet for getting to talk with Patche and confess my eternal love to her? How do I get past Remi and her servants?Please help.
>>253096565bring a shit ton of alcohol
>>253096693>you will never drunkenly frolic with fairies
>>253096565give her structure and interpretation of computer systems
>>253096565Pretend to be a fairy maid.It's not like anybody but Sakuya does actual cleaning.
>>253096968>adult male fairy maid
>>253096968anons would probably be better off trying to blend in as hobgoblins
>>253096135Wait does moonbitchesfag hate Lunarians or not?
>>253097051let me in i'm a fairy.jpg
>>253097367don't you believe in fairies?
ZUNs canon is the hobgoblins stay in the mansion because they get to drink sakuyas titty milk
Always remember to check the toilet bowl before sitting downStay safe kings
>>253092371>>253091060>>253060857Where is basted McBites to save us from koishigger cancer?
>>253098097yukari is such a scoundrel, trying to get fairy pee any way she can
>>253098275>basted McBitesoh no no no no
>>253098097I will check and then sit anyway
Its been a long time since I've into touhou. I don't really remember the lore. If Thanos snapped away half of all living things, what effect on Gensokyo would this have? Does Gen exist in this universe? Some 2hus are based on faith correct? In that case since the ratio of those who believe to those who didn't would increase would the remaining touhous get stronger? For the silly hats that did disappear, would they be brought back into existence by faith, nature, or some other means?I must know.
>>253098901Who the fuck is Thanos?
>>253098901Why dont you kill yourself and find out
>>253103659>milk on wooden floor boardsit's over
I think this is the 4th or 5th time I've seen art that tried to make hands sexy. Compared to the abundance of foot porn out there.I guess there's not that many hand fetishists around. Besides the #1 hand fan of course.
>>253104176you see naked hands everyday and that is why nobody is interested in it compared to barefoot stuff. Covered hands on the other hand...
>>253104715You see armpits every day and people still out there nutting to Reimu's armpits.
>>253104851people are weird
>>253067490Why is he just sitting on a Throne? Has he finally assumed his rightful place as King of Gensokyou?
>>253069564Everyone knows she's a hack and is shit at proportions
>>253068524Reimu is going to get bodied by that grenade too
>>253104715>you see naked hands everyday and that is why nobody is interested in itI literally cannot go out without popping a boner from the sight of a naked hand.
>>253077829Been 8.33 hours, the Baku won that round.
>>253109150Remi has wide hips in that image.
>>253109894>"There's nothing to see here."
>>253109894I wish i was Suwako in that image.
oh we are back alive?
>>253108553I wonder who made this post.
>>253112756What 2hu is this?
>>253112819Marisa's dad, obviously.
What changes need to be made to make this cock look better?
>>253113279give it a cock
>>253113279The chick is facing the wrong way.
WBaWC Stage 4 will have a dual boss
>>253113989Remi and Flan?
>>253113706Shit you're right>>253113304>>253113385Posted in the Koikatsu thread on /h/, not posting here faggots
>>253114898>actually did itwew lad
>>253115607>You wishYes, I do.
>>253113279why did you put tits on her>>>/h/5340287
>>253114203Based bat lover
Have you donated to the Hakurei Shrine today?
>>253118151No, it was Mother's Day yesterday so I ran out of money. Maybe if there was another way to pay the shrine maiden...
>>253118952Hand over your food.
>>253116652Imagine that little chicken watching her having sexHow hot would that be haha
>>253117291Why is ojou-sama crying?
I keep trying to get my first 1cc and I keep fucking up, I use bombs way too much in the early stages because I keep falsely thinking I'm about to get hit even when I've just skilfully evaded a spell card, then I get really spaghetti and fuck up constantly on Patchy, Sakuya and Remi.
>>253120380It's easy anon, you go in those early stage, look at the spellcards, and firmly graze the danmaku.
>>253120380Then take your finger off the bomb button for the first 3 stages and see if you make it through.
>>253120932>>253122230Post more bat feet
>>253120380Try deliberately wasting all your bombs as soon as you get them. Then you can face the actual challenges of the stage, and consequentially improve, without reflexively using bombs when you don't need to.
>>253122403when did marisa get so cool?
>>253123896You are one of them now.
>barely any posts
Remilia is for rough fucking.
>>253122403god I wish someone would look at me like Koakuma looks at Marisa here
>>253123896>that one dick pic in there
why is reimoo such a slut
What's the appeal?
Would you kiss Tei?
>>253131410So you can finally include the demo link in the OP?
>>253132349The w is silent
>>253132427The w is never silent
>>253131914I don't start threads. Only want people to keep posting! Why are you asking for the demo? Do you need a link?
>>253132545You still have to write it.
>>253132597Cool tertiary shit
The w is just there to show how old she is.Same with Tenshi's surname
>>253132897Your name doesn't changes just because some faggots decided to change the meaning of one rune. It was Tewi 1000 years ago, and it always be.
You faggots are so funnyNext you're gonna tell me Aya doesn't have wings and Momiji has wolf ears
>>253134229Shimmy's game was better than the QoS's game
>>253134846you're not wrong but both are good
>>253135637Stop larping as me, LoLK is shit
>>253134229the paint always gets me
>>253136519That's because you have the mentality of a child
>>253136023Is that OC? Nice job anon. Can you do one for Sakuya?
Oh I see the Redditja poster is here
I miss the soku threads
Since when Sakuya has a 'ja' at the end?
Seija the reddithu
Reddit reddit redditseija seija seijareddit reddit redditWhere are you!? pls give me (youuuuuuuuuu)s
calm down, anons.
How's the three onaholes manga? I've been thinking about picking it up now that I'm caught up on WaHH.
>>253139042Just look and save all the author's sexy drawings of the fairies.
>>253138181S E E T H I N G
>>253139042Luna > Star > Sunny
>>253139449Sunny is best fairy. Reimu agreed, don't bother her about it.
>>253139042It's the one where Reimu and Marisa aren't dumb.
>>253139042Only good for the onaholes doujins
>>253140463Foolest is a good artist, porn or otherwise.
>>253139042it's pretty good
>>253140135Which one is it? I'm done with eratohoK.THere's no reason not to pick the last one unless you've already played with it and don't want to see the same lines again.
>>253139324>>253139337>>253140463>>253140781>>253140796>>253139449creepy pedophilesmake everyone a favor and kill yourselves you pathetic virgin kiddie fiddlers
>>253141917>he wouldn't fuck a fairyok homo
>>253147762yikes and fanonpilled
>>253147916anorexic and skinnypilled
Fatchouli is canon
>>253149079It's all the smoking what keeps her skinny.
>>253147762>>253149079Canon patchouli is fat with huge boobs you retarded pedophile
>>253149902I know that feel.
>>253145893Awesome, I love it, thanks anon.
>>253149079>>253149773That's not canon. This is.
Assuming PC-98 Reimu and Windows one were different people which one has better portfolio?
>>253150198That's not canon. This is.
Canon patchouli has decent sized chest and is medium build otherwise
>>253150339Wrong. Canonchouli is a thicchog.
Patchouli has a fast metabolism. She cannot get fat!
>>253151128you're deludedshe is a pig
Wich Tou wuld u Hou?
>>253151931I'd dig into Reimu with a hoe.
What are some Touhou ecelebs you follow?
>>253153348I don't think there's any such thing.
>>253153348you*clicks on bell*
>>253153964>>253154223>>253154371>>253154660No but seriously guys give real answers
>>253155286Really truly serious answer: they don't exist and you're a fag for asking.
>>253154223Have they talked to each other in the mangas?
>>253155286Real ultimate serious answer: they exist and people on here follow them but they'll deny it and meme about to try and fit in.
>>253157308Now I want to know who these supposed ecelebs are.
>>253155286Based and redpilled answer: *braps*
>>253158157Can I have your autograph?
>>253155286I sometimes watch people play touhou games (on normal) and make fun of them because they're bad just like me
>tfw have to wait 3 months until wbawc full release wake me up when it's over
>>253159020Just learn hibernation
Comic-con is getting closer in my country (Argentina) and I'm planning to buy some touhou merch, what are the chances of me stumbling upon a 2hu figurine in a convention like that? (it's been only a year since I became a touhou fag, so I didn't really pay much attention to that on previous comic-cons).
>>253161484be very careful because there are only a handful of good touhou figures and most of them are prize figures. usually at conventions they sell prize figures at 1000 percent markup so something you can get for 5 dollars on ebay would be 50 in the convention. lurk on /a/ buyfag for info
>>253161484Figurines a shitteGet fumos instead
>>253161843Thanks anon. I'll keep that in mind.
>>253163198slut only to outperformed by Reimu
>>253166825Made for breeding
>>253166825Why is she shitting yellow?
>>253164581>>253167314Seething sanaetranae detected. No, Reimu is not like Sanae. Sanae is the biggest mega epic slut.
>>253167563This but unironically
It's the best day of the year(in Japan)!
>>253171443The day of judgement?
The difference between Sanae and Reimu is that Reimu will stop sucking after you donate
>>253172771I thought she starts sucking when you donate?
stop being incels
How do we fix TH17?
Throw the demo into the trash and do it again
can't fix what isn't brokencan't trash what isn't trash
>>253174137Make fetus girl a horse girl to complete the farmyard trio. Or make her some other meme animal.
>>253172989well you thought wrong
>>253174924she's supposed to evoke the image of a jellyfish besides the butterfly, the jellyfish also symbolizes the soul in japanese culture
>>253175039Does the japanese touhou community know that? Because I'm not seeing any jellyfish memes.
>>252884886Thanks Doc. They state how many Sages helped create Gensokyo. We know 3 of them but wonder if we got them in total.
>>253176483>Censoring nudeswhy are you like this
>>253176516I'm sorry anon. I really didn't listen to any remix of that kind.
>>253139042it's comfy af
Why is ZUN's special arrangement of Hartmann's Youkai Girl so bad lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG8pgB76B-Y
>>253177801He slowed down the original progression and added a niggermusic-tier baseline instead of improving the original progression
>>253177801Because you have shit tastes, "lmao".
>>253176516nohave this insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3xapBSCePs
>>253178085>synthshit>literally who themeNo.
>>253139449Put Star over Luna and Clownpiece over Star and it's perfect.
>>253178423Based and primarypilled
>>253178503Star is a bitch. No.
>>253178269synthesizers will make a come back just you see
>>253153348Tesshiro because he hosts soku tournaments
post 2hu music that always puts a smile on your face https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMW6-WCHP-E
>>253179101>synthesizers will make a come backThey already did and it's irrelevant once again.
>>253180419shhlet me have this
>>253180598Synthwave is deader than the 80s music they were copying.
>synthwave is the only music genre that uses synthesizers
When is ZUN going to add a Indian deity with an [Indian sounds] theme.No game franchise is complete wichout a random Indian song
pajeet godsnot even once
When are we gonna get norse gods. I want qt valkyries to invade gensokyo.
Which 2hu can I bum a living off of when I cross over into Gensokyo?
Which 2hu would be the best at voring me?
>>253181262Name a non dead genre that uses synths.
>>253182072Ellen probably wouldn't say noMaybe eternal sleep in dream realm?You could probably live with fairies if they like youIf you can convince Yuyuko to invite you, you could get nice, permanent stay in netherworldOutside of these religion is probably your only long term choice
>>253181435shou is an indian deity
Time to give chanta ran a run for his money
I'm making a bullet hell for a college assignment. Mechanically wise, what should I worry about? It's meant to be simple, yet entertaining
>>253184247Avoid too much repeating patternsNothing kills the mood like clearing a stage with just micrododging
>>253183904B A S E DSpacejin is the only canon touhou artist
>>253184513That makes sense. Than you ma'friendo. I'm heading to bed but pretend to read any other possible reply when I wake up. Nighty night
>>253183551Buddhism =! Hinduism
>>253184247Consider ripping off second stage of MSIn general variety of opponents and background that changes over the course of the stage improve the experience without too much workSomething to encourage going for score and risk taking like extra lives at score milestones is pretty good addition too
reminder that fairies are basically career thieves and will steal anything not nailed down (especially alcohol)
>>253185516They can't steal my virginity
>>253015292>>253176516Try these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvXxymw2ra8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8j4oaYYKTgAnd this isn't 2hu related but you might like it: https://files.catbox.moe/5lwamx.mp3
>>253184247Unlike ZUN, make enemies go all the way around the screen and youre forced to move. What I dislike about touhou is you can beat any stage by staying at the bottom of the screen. Make it so it awards players like marisa players who constantly move around unfocused
why are the human villagers afraid of harmless low tier youkai and fairies?
>>253186306Low tier anything in touhou is still basically super human and able to btfo marvel shit and the like
>>253186698its hard for me to be scared of alcoholic lolis desu
>>253186935Thats why all touhou fans are gigachads and we are able to kill all the scum normies with our morals of steel
>>253186986I have no idea what that means but I like it
Now I've done itI've completelely fallen on OkinaNext chapter of the fairy manga when? I need my dose
>>253187436I'm pretty sure it's a monthly manga. Thank god it started running over 10 years ago.still isn't as bad as railgun which spends a month on 10 pages sometimes and takes a year or more to get to the point of a story arc
>>253186935Think it this wayThey can rip you into pieces, freeze, burn, melt, completely wipe off your existance, strangle you from aliveEven while drunk
>>253187579>over 10 years agoHas it really been that longWhere did it all gosounds horrible
>>253187436>I've completelely fallen on OkinaTripping on disabled people isn't nice
>>253187639there are about a gorillion hyumans who were able to compete with pretty high level youkai so being able to defend oneself from a fairy seems easy enough>>253187759its actually 15 years now, monthly manga are AIDs incarnate
The PC-98 games are just so much better than the windows onesWhat went wrong?
>>253187436>I've completely fallen on OkinaWe're not so different, you and I.
>>253185152You never specified Hinduism. You just said Indian. Buddhism is still Indian in nature. *dabs*
>>253187989>Things no one really believes
Man, Seihou is pretty funMy favorite part is how patterns last pretty short time compared to 2huWhile at it, how do I tell how much power I have for my attacks?I know that gathering stars boosts it but I have no idea how much
>>253192190Good morning Reimu
I want to push Okina down from her wheelchair and sexually assault her
>>253192190It's night time
>>253193006Her two tardwrangler will kick you in the nuts.
>>253193105Bless, I hope they kick in sync
>>253187820>>253193006>>253193105*makes (you, yes only one (YOU)) seethe by walking*
Do you love Yuuka-san?
>>253194089Yes, she's a wonderful youkai
More beer Misty!
>>253200559Why is monochrome videogame girl sad?
>>253200559Post more videogame girl's feet.
>>253207016why does Spacejin uses such otherworldly black?
>>253186698Which sucks because it shows how little thought goes into the stability of ZUN's setting.
>>253205456don't bully stubby
>1 post in the last hour
Reimu if she was the supporting lead.
>>253210946americans are asleep
>>253210946We need bat posting.
>>253186306Because regular humans don't know what the youkais are really like. The human village exists because the youkai need the fear of humans to exist. They mostly stay in the village and are told to fear youkai without ever questioning it, unaware of the fact that there are youkai doing business among them all the time.
>>252956186I love Etrian Odyssey and it looks similar, will I like it ?
>ywn get drunk with onahole fairies
>>253211732give it a try. It depends if you like stuff like grinding (quite alot), character swapping and optimality. Your party has a maximum of 12 characters but only your first row of 4 is active. There are skills that rely on swapping characters and other stuff like awakening. Achievements give slight advantage.You can force encounters so you dont have to move between 2 blocks to fill in your % encounter bar while grinding.The end game by player choise would be to collect every touhou, so if you're addicted to collecting stuff this may be your gam.
>ywn get drunk on fairy piss
>>253213830What a klutz. Sewing isn't THAT dangerous.
>>253214139I sewed my own clothes quite often and I can confirm it is that dangerous
>>253214324You should not be stabbing directly into your own palm
>>253214794Just become a magician broIt's that easy
>>253214998It is for Marisa. The only thing stopping her is her human pride and maybe Reimu.
>>253215302Like her connection to Reimu or are you saying Reimu would straight up murder a bitch if she did?
Become a vampire instead.
>>253215328No, as in rivalry. I imagine Marisa would not be satisfied if she win against Reimu as a youkai magician rather than a human magician.
>>253215393Am I a real vampire or just a thrall?
>>253217014Hag disease is so tragic
>>253215605A pet and toy.
>>253215430Reimu is not a natural born talent. She has the assistance of the Hakurei god and which ever other god she decides to channel. Her power is not her own. Reimu gets to look like a badass, but the Hakurei god is the one making her powerful. If Marisa wants to be greater at shooting bullets than Reimu using only her human capabilities, then she's a fool because Reimu isn't playing by the same rules Marisa is. If Marisa were to play by at least similar rules, she'd become a yook and still not tear Reimu a new butthole because even as a yook she can't overcome the will of the Hakuirei god that Reimu be the one with an I win button. But at least she'd be stronger and live a long time.
>>253217783nice headcanon faggot
>>253217783Reimu would straight up murder her if she became a youkai for breaking one of the most important rules.
>>253217914>prevent youkai from attacking humansShe's failed at that half of her job because Marisa has been attacked by just about every youkai in Gensokyo. That balance shit only applies to the cattle, which Marisa is not.
>>253217914Marisa is not a villager. Alice did it and it was fine.
>>253218219Alice might have done it outside Reimu's jurisdiction or something. Touhou's internal consistency doesn't quite hold up under close scrutiny, but what stories do?
>>253218219We don't know what Alice did, Akyuu very well might have been making shit up.
>>253218636There's no possible way to know what Akyuu is making up because we can't investigate Gensokyo ourselves. Shall we just disregard everything she says?
>>253218942Yes, in fact we should disregard everything outside of character profiles and in-game dialogue.
>>253219049Wow ZUN wasted a lot of fucking time with all that manga.
>>253219113Some of the manga is pretty entertaining, but in the end it's just side material to a video game series.
>>253219327Wow ZUN wasted a lot of fucking time writing manga purely composed of throwaway lines. In fact, the vast majority of the touhou material he's written is throwaway lines. What a silly guy!
>>253219612There's nothing silly about writing manga to make an easy buck, what's silly is the retards who take any of it seriously.
>>253219915It's not easy though. It's a lot of work. If he wanted to make an easy buck he'd have someone else make a gacha and collect the royalties. I think the suggestion that ZUN would put that much effort into works you're meant to disregard is so absurd that I don't think you actually believe it.
MAKE A NEW THREAD YOU FUCKS
>>253220081AND INCLUDE A LINK TO THE FUCKING DEMO
I don't make bullshit threads.
>>253220049Making a gacha cashgrab would go against ZUN's moral values, it's his belief in hard work creating a great afterlife that made the series what it is. Completely disregarding it is a bit much, but reading some of the horse shit ITT would make you believe these people never touched a single game in their lives. Game canon takes priority over manga shit every time, is what I'm saying.
>>253220205I only make bat threads.
So this is how it ends.
fine i made one >>253221691
Brilliant. /2hug/ is the perfect image of coordination and teamwork.