Access EditionPrevious: >>250104496Website: http://ddlc.moeSteam Page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/Monika's Twitter: https://twitter.com/lilmonix3>GuidesGuide: https://gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.htmlActual guide to get the "good" end: https://pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa Writefag Guide: https://www.dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The%20DDLC%20Writefagging%20Guide.pdf?dl=0>Art and MiscellaneousFan-Made Content Pastebin (10/27/2017-12/18/2018): https://pastebin.com/BRy67t0s Fan-Made Content Pastebin (12/18/2018-Present): https://pastebin.com/aUq1g353Game Files Dump (full): https://mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7kWiki: https://ddlcwiki.net/wiki/Main_PageBooru: http://ddlc.booru.orgMap: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1U-8e14m_l8TIYnXyYmUIRxk8SeXiY6P8&usp=sharinggroup=2793739#"Your Reality" sung by (You): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9YPoetry Jam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJgYn0f8qLM>We're in!National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): https://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/Lifeline (AU): https://www.lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home
big fan of the pink one!
Good night, everyone~ I hope you all have had a nice couple of days!Welcome back to my poetry club!Word of the thread is "storm"!Alternatives are 'relic' and 'venom'.It's been a little bit, so I hope you're still ready and prepared to write! I'm sure you haven't gotten rusty quite that quickly!Go ahead and write a poem about one of these words! Or well, it doesn't have to be about it really, but try to include it somehow, yeah? It can be any of the three words and any meaning they may hold, whether that be one in a dictionary or in your heart!As always, once you finish writing, share your work here with us! I'd love to read it, you know!Have fun!Don't stay up too late, yes? I want you getting a good night's sleep! I'm trying to get on a better schedule too, so we're in this together!Monika!
>>250273726How come you're only attracted to underaged, underdeveloped girls with damaged emotions?
I love my wife!
I love Monika!
WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE MY LOVE FOR YURI
>>250273912I've heard it said before that one's love for yurple was urple. Are these words insufficient?
>>250273951>Love for yurple is urkleExcuse me?
>>250273951ALL THE YURIS OR NURPLES AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM
How many special people change?How many lives are living strange?Where were you while we were getting high?
>>250273868the fastest draw in the west. and because you're in sunrise land you automatically lose because of my intense burger energy!>>250273750oh yeah?well love natsu infinity+1>>250273538no court in the world could convict me! i'm fuckin invincible!
>>250274308OH GOD OH FUCK MONIKA THATS NOT A VEGGIE BORGER
>>250274370I convinced Moni to burg.After all, the real burg is the friends we made along the way.
>Your Doki>What're you listening to?Monika!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4M4XTsx2cA
>>250274629MONIBURG DETECTEDCOPYPASTA INITIATED>Pranking other Dokis with Natsuki!>Waiting at the school rooftop with a bag full of burgers with Natsuki!>Making burgers rain on people's heads with Natsuki!>Laughing most at Monika's attempt to remain composed with Natsuki!>Planning to repeat this prank for the next four weeks but only on Monika with Natsuki!>Treating yourselves to a victory burger from your burger bag with Natsuki!>Writing burger-themed poems in literature club and watching Monika's eyebrow twitch! With Natsuki!
>>250274658surprise! i hate it!>>250274653>osrs, and autumn voyage at thatincredibly based taste.natsuki!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YW_RqTuZMwthanks to whoever linked badbadnotgood the other day, this guy makes some great backing!
>>250275110>>250275129>>250275145>>250275171long live dokis!
>>250275110>>250275129>>250275145>>250275171they've done it! love is true!
>>250275110>>250275129>>250275145>>250275171bsd & dokpld
FREE ANONSYOU HAVE DONE ALL THAT THE HONOR OF WAR DEMANDSTHE GRACIOUS ANGEL OF PURPLE INVITES YOU TO SAVE YOUR LIVESDO YOU AGREE TO BE MILKED?
>>250275329nBut if my pink angel wants to milk me dry, she's welcome to, provided she's prepared to be C'd into submission afterward.
>>250275440>no X-clipHuh. She looks really cute like that, actually.
>>250275716Perfection! At least for me.
>>250275679>middle groundNah, I'd say Moni could pull off paizuri just fine. Not being Yuri-tier doesn't make her less well-endowed.
Telling Natsuki she's flatter than a Minecraft supeeflat world then her calling you a dork for such a bad joke
>>250275856I was more referring to the size middle ground. I think she'd be a little hard pressed to cover it completely (assuming C cups), but she could do it provided that she pressed herself in there whereas Yuri has some leeway.
>>250275651every natsu looks really cute! but i can agree, hairdown is super great.
Dok'yr your master calls
heh my doker has boobies I'm gonna touch em with my face
>>250276006>hairdownLooks the same to me desu, sans the twintails. Natsu has just had that clip on so long, her hair has just conformed to the shape of that bang.
>>250275945It's not true! She's got a little something there! Which for me is the perfect something! Petite girls are the best, and Natsuki is the love of my life.>>250276006Nah, it's not hair down. She still has her twintail ribbons. She just doesn't have her X-clip in her bangs. I actually think it looks better like that. The X-clip is pretty superfluous. Just slapping a clip into the bangs doesn't actually do anything.
>>250276094>>250276106fair, i just use that as a catch-all for accessory-less hair, even if there are still some accessories. and i don't know, i like the x-clip a lot.>>250276042god, that's such a dope image.>just resubbedtime for an invincible run.
How to convince Yuri to cut my eye out for rp purposes
Goodnight anons! Time to have Monidreams.
>>250276304green sleeps, monimigo!
>>250276250You think Snake keeps snacks in there behind his eye patch?
>>250276304>sleeping in a bradoubt.jpgI've been told that bras are quite uncomfortable and definitely would not be slept in.
>>250276319Yes. He keeps no less than three Calorie Mates in his eye socket.
>>250276319No but solid stashes cigarettes up his assWould it be hard to convince Yuri to cut one of my eyes out?
>>250276383Anon stop, you're unnerving me
So, Monika's pretty.
>>250276304Good night!>>250276332I've been told it depends on what kind of bra it is, with underwire being total ass, but that holds true as a general rule of thumb. It's better to sleep/exist with just a t-shirt/tank top/any other loose article of clothing. Source: my sisters.
>>250276564>his girl-knowledge source is his sisterslmao fuggn loserMine's my mom, kek
I LOVE THIS FUCKING CAT
YURRRRRIII NO MORE MILKIES
>>250276704Hey, that's not a cat!
>>250276704I want to lick her knees
>>250276636Hey, when you're the only male child, grow up with a sister who is close to your age and you talk about pretty much everything, and most of your cousins are female, you tend to pick up on some things. I said 'sisters', but I only have one actual sister, it's just a general term I use to encompass that general group of relatives.
>>250276383>"Y-you want me to WHAT?!">Yuri's eyes rapidly switch between you and the knife in your hand"C'mon babe, it would look so cool!">Her eyes finally settle on your face.>"Anon.">You freeze.>She used The Tone.>"I love you very much. But this is for your own good.">She rips the knife out of your hand and throws it into the corner of the room.>Before you can react, she has you pinned to the floor.>"I-I understand you occasionally have some difficulties understanding certain things, but this is ridiculous!">She ties your arms and feet together before you can begin your struggle."But-">"No! You're going into the bedroom and not coming out until you become sane!">You begin to struggle as she begins to drag you."Can I at least-">"My love, you are going to need the protein. You are going to eat all of the eggs.""Nooooo!"Should I put all of this garbage into a pastebin?
>>250276746You can't prove that in court!>>250276789Same!
>>250276704I wanna eat that pussy!>>250276818Don't see why not!
>>250276818Please do. I love meta-shitpost greens. They're among my favorites.
>>250276818>spoiler>and the rest
Your Doki but she's addicted to soft kisses. Every morning, trying to leave for work is a gauntlet!>"Hmm, that first 'goodbye' kiss didn't feel quite right, let's do it over!" >"I dunno about that one, Anon, one more for the road!" >"Okay!.... Give me another one." >"No, they won't mind if you're late for work by a couple of minutes!"If you give your Doki a smooch, she's going to want a hundred more. Play your cards wrong and she'll leave a mark on your neck! Highly unprofessional! You don't want to wear turtleneck sweater to work every day, do you?
>>250277464is it morally wrong to feed such an addiction? because i'd probably get addicted too, and if we can supply each other then we're going to. and i like to think i'd be able to play them right, but if not i'd be totally fine with adopting the steve jobs look.
>>250277464Oh gosh, my heart.
Pick one.Investigate the Roswell Crash with Natsuki.Investigate Area 51 with Monika.Hack into the Matrix with Sayori.Explore the depths of the Ocean with Yuri?
>>250276885>>250276923>>250277304Here you go, a collection of my greens. I'll probably update it whenever I make a new one. Or at least when I remember to. https://pastebin.com/V8KWBNYi
>>250277464I want Monika to cover my entire face in soft kisses! I want to go into work marked up with Monika's lipstick all over!
>>250277898>nothingburger /x/ shit with my Doki>nothingburger /x/ shit with not my Doki>control of our reality with not my Doki>neat ocean shit with not my DokiTough choice between 1 and 3, but I'll take the third because I can use my Matrix hacking to bring Natsu in.
>>250277965Anon, have you had a job before? You generally have to be presentable. They're gonna make you clean that shit off. I'd say I admire your dedication, but wanting makeup all over your face isn't really dedicated. It's just kinda weird.
>>250278056Yeah! They call me a dork! The kisses are so everyone knows I'm hers! If I make it back with the kisses still there I get even more kisses as a prize!
Please inspect the attached chart thoroughly
>>250278186Alright, dude. You do you.Monikafriends worry me sometimes. Some of you here are perfectly sane, but some of you are just... a hair short of mindbroken. It's unnerving.
>>250277898Deep sea exploration with Yuri sounds comfy but my Doki might get jelly
>>250278313I love Monika a lot!
>>250278056Not him, but maybe it'd be a good idea to wash my face off for work.BUT OTHER THAN THAT IT'S SMOOCH FACE FOREVER!
>>250278313It's a hard life being one of the few sane ones sometimes. Well, as sane as you can be as a disciple of Dokiism, anyways.
>>250278591>Well, as sane as you can be as a disciple of Dokiism, anyways.Fair enough. None of us are precisely completely normal, ahaha. And I can't disrespect their love! I just get this strange, squirming, uncomfortable feeling reading their posts sometimes. Like I'm talking to a really shitty AI, you know? There's something not-quite-human there. A sort of mental uncanny valley.
>>250278706I am the monilove machine!
>>250276676no dice, but at least i've always got natsulove! and mimiron's, that's pretty cool too i suppose.
>>250278706There are worse things than someone who only ever posts Doki love, I suppose. I totally feel ya, though. Same kinda applies (for me) for like 75% of the fetish stuff on here, but I just live and let live.
>>250278889So what's the other 25%?
>>250278889That's the way it be sometimes. Pitching a fit about everything and demanding people conform to how you want them to post is just a needless waste of energy and a drag on the atmosphere. Sometimes you just gotta shrug and love your Doki your way.And hey, the threads have been really quite fetish-free for the most part, thankfully! Except when that one guy with the exclamation point filenames comes in, but he's an anomaly and pretty much disliked by everyone.
>>250278987L-Let's not, yeah? Pretty much exclusively the vanilla stuff. The thing I'd consider the most 'strange' or 'fetishey' would be a strong predilection for C, but that's still within the vanilla range, I think. And the android-related affinity this whole Doki business has given me, but those are hardly ever a huge focus for me.
>>250279142You into kneepits?
>>250279274That's going to be a solid no from me.
I wanna reenact the threesome from Bladerunner with Moni and another Doki
>>250279306Damn, tough crowd.What about clavicles?
>>250279382I said vanilla, Anon.... That being said, I'm pretty flexible. So if it was the kind of stuff my Doki was somehow into, then I'd be willing to indulge her in most circumstances, but personally, I have no drive to initiate myself. Just not my wheelhouse.
>>250279382Not him, but I have a similar mindset to him. Collarbones are pretty top notch, as far as not-directly-sexual body parts go.
I have come to the conclusion that in order to achieve true happiness one must cum inside Natsuki
>>250279382>>250279519I have to amend my statement, I totally pictured something else when thinking of 'clavicle' but >>250279524 set me straight. Yeah, I have to agree with him, they're great, but also probably my limit desu.
>>250279481hi!pretty good over here: I bought Sekiro game I've been looking forward since it came out! <3
>>250279564I agree, but I think you and I share similar biases, so I don't think we can take this as gospel truth.
>>250279564gee, i thought just having natsu would be enough. but i'd be happy to oblige that!>>250279481pretty good, thank you for asking!
I love Monika...
Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention. (Message approved by Walt Disney's wifi, which doesn't forbid this site for some reason)
>>250280291you kickin it at disneyland or something? have fun, buddy!
Good night, flashlight.
>>250280935sleep tight, strobe.
>>250280935Sleep tight, Maglite.
>>250280935Sweet purple dreams, lamp post. Does Yuri count sheep or count knives as she drifts to sleep?
>>250280935Wealth beyond measure outlander
>>250281003MOURNHOLDCITY OF LIGHTCITY OF MAGIC
>>250281003kek>>250280978Raccoons>>250280935Sleep well, candle.
think it's time to catch some z's, myself. quick, guess what i'm gonna say next!if you guessed that i'd wish you all a great rest of your night, wonderful sleeps filled with dokidreams, and a bright blessed tomorrow, you'd be right! your prize? those wishes! and if you were wrong, don't worry, the runners up also get those wishes! goodnight, dokidudes!
Dr Purple, I’m Curple.
>>250281237Catch ya tomorrow! Keep counting cupcakes till you reach those Natsu dreams!
>>250281237Pink dreams, pink homie!
>>250280935Good night, Germany
>>250281390Wow, that's a lot of Natsu!
>>250281390Natsu lookin kinda young there. What is this, middle school Natsuki?
>>250281237Sleep tight, rosy ranger.
>>250280291One day the Doki's will be property of Disney and it's all your fault!
>>250281521There is exactly one instance in the entirety of the English language wherein you pluralize with an apostrophe, and that's not it. Please don't hurt my soul like that again, Anon.
Don't reply to it. Report and proceed.
>>250281640You didn't do anything inherently bad, aside from posting stuff that isn't DDLC related. It's just one guy using his VPN to mass report you by himself.
>>250281725Not that guy, but I reported it, too. Emoticons do not fucking belong on 4chan(nel), period. And nor do non-DDLC pics on /ddlc/. And there isn't even an attempt to discuss Dokis. The posts are, on all levels, horrendous. I hold no ill will for the poster himself, but I want the posts to stop.
Late night city adventures with your Doki!https://youtu.be/FDG1AUN53S8
>>250281781This. That guy needs to go and stay go. This isn't a chat room. We are discussing the Dokis here, not talk about other games and how people are doing.
>>250281924>Your Doki.>What Sega game would you play with them?
>>250282107Monika!That's a tough one, there's so many good games. Streets of Rage, Ghouls 'n Ghosts, NBA Jam TE, Sonic 2 & 3 (1 hasn't aged as well, imo), Vectorman, and the list goes on.
I love Yuri!
>>250282107Natsuki!Sega a S H I T! They've never had any notable exclusive other than Sonic! Natsu and I will get the SNES and dab on Seggers.
To be fair, they had it coming ever since we found out they were a shitposter here and then kept shitposting. Posting non-Doki images with off-topic content every day isn't exactly the point of this general. I hope they stay gone as we know they are a shitposter here. It's good to see the mods and janitors do their job to keep this place clean. But enough about this literal who. Tell me why you love your Doki!
>>250282237Reminder that all the Disney games were better on Sega. Aladdin on SNES doesn't even have the scimitar!
>>250282317Why the hell WOULDN'T I? An intelligent, witty, beautiful, and highly-capable young woman with a heart of gold who also engenders the strongest desire to protect? Only a fool wouldn't love her!Or someone with different taste, which I completely respect! But man, she's perfect to me!
>>250282187>1 hasn't aged as well, imoThe music aged perfectly tho>Streets of RageNice.>>250282107>Yuri>pic fucken related
>>250282551>Playing SoR with Yuri but she's not quite used to the controls so she keeps misusing her special and suplexing you on accident.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jvzcopqZP4
>>250282978Damn, I can almost see that happening.>video
Sayori but, she works for the CIA.She's busy spying on brown people.Natsuki but, she gets a part time jobs at a whole foods bakery.Monika is FBI and she wants to believe!Yuri she wants to hike through an icy tundra.What do you do?
>>250283769I just wanna feel whole again
>>250283769>What do you do?...What are my options? The only one here that has anything to do is Yuri. The others are all their jobs. This is a bad post.
>>250283769>Yuri she wants to hike through an icy tundra.Let's fucking roll.
>>250283769Convince Moni there might be cryptids in the tundra and go hiking with Monika and Yuri.
I've had a nice long weekend. Now it's time to get back to work. Pink sleeps for me and long days in the morning. Have a wonderful day yourself, /ddlc/.
>>250284402Sleep tight, Based Pinkbro!
>>250273835Venom through the veins. I am paralyzed.That was it -- the soft slumber of your hands on my comatose formThe only relic of past lives I'd livedMuch less consciousMuch less loudMuch less wordless than I am now.I feel --That is new --And I am breathless, too. Drawn air into lungs like a kaleidoscopic plane:fracturedCoLoursTaste OfWhimsAnd I am lost in your dark. Your hand my hand.For you I am comatose. For you I stir a teapot, look up, look down, feel the furlike prickle of the blanket against my skin, feel our old hotel room -- that home -- in 6 am layovers to reach you, only you -- for you I live life as though I were not an artifact on the images fed to me -- for you I am not.for you I Am and always will be.
>>250284998I feel like you put a lot of effort into this and deserve a hefty (You) for it. But for feedback, I just have a big brainlet "what"
Your Doki but she bursts out of your open neck hole after you cut yourself with the mortal blade.
>>250284402sleep tight, cupcake!
>>250284402Good sleeps.>>250284998>I feel -->That is new -->And I am breathless, too.Digging the rhythm here.I'd say that I could relate to the last few lines, but that would imply I understood the piece.
Monika~ Monika~I love Monika~
>>250286691Yep, sounds like her.
Love thy Doki!
>>250289369what's a "thy doki"?
neil degrasse tyson loves you!
>>250289512Well, 'thy' is just an antiquated to term that essentially equivalent to 'your'. You could interchange both words and keep the meaning of the statement approximately the same. Not to be confused with 'Doki thigh', which, well, you're going to have to ask 'thy Doki' about that.
>>250290478>Doki thighI love Natsuki's thighsgood morning /ddlc/
>>250290596Good morning to you too! I'm going to bed because I didn't sleep last night! Hasta luego!
After rewatching all of Game of Thrones I've realized anime is weird and I've become a normieGoodbye
>>250284998Nice work, Anon!
>>250291243But ddlc is a western game made by a western gnome
>>250290779Rest well. See you later, emerald envoy!
>>250290779Sleep snug, green screen.
gosh, you're all so nice! <3when even was the last time you heard a new bully-joke? Which doki was it about?>DISCLAIMER: I'm NOT asking you to TELL the mean joke! I don't condone all doki bullying - all dokis are okie dokis!just asking when and who it was about!for me I think it was about Natsu's dad around - man, could have been even 6 months ago?
>"cellphones have ruined pushing people in the pools..."
THAT'S IT, I'M GONNA LEWD THIS BLUE EYED BEAUTY SO MUCH BY THE END OF IT OUR LEGS WILL CEASE TO FUNCTION, AND AS WE LAY DOWN TO REST OUR LEGS IMMA KISS HER AND LEWD HER SOME MORE, AND TELL HER THAT SHE'S IMPORTANT AND HER TASTE IN BOWS IS HIGH QUALITY, AND A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF
>>250292058Not sure. Nowadays, if you hear a bulli "joke" it's something regurgitated from months back. There's sometimes banter about the Dokis, but nothing mean spirited, more 'playful jab'. Most people who made content like that left long ago, with the few that remain choosing quantity over quality since the return on investment for that kind of content in a community this old is generally pretty poor.
>>250292058Ha ha Yuri broke my legs again
>>250292574I'm not sure many people standing next to a pool are keeping their phones on them. People intent on using cell phones typically don't have much reason to. So, to a degree, you're still pretty safe in doing so.
>>250292040Don't mind if I do!
>>250292602How do I aid this cause??onwards, noble Shinobi of the Blue Moon! <3>>250292683<3>>250292727wh-what?!
I'm gonna call Yuri a nurple
HERO SAYORI!Here to save her friends and the worldEven if she has to save the world from her friend she'll still find a way to save herBecause That's not only what a Hero is supposed to do, but Also what a true friend is supposed to do
>>250293043>"All units, we got a 10-56 on our hands"Don't do it, man!you stillhave so much to live for!>>250293091<3
>>250292960>How do I aid this cause??By posting more Sayori,Also here's a surprise
>>250293813>imagePhew, good thing mine's pretty much over already. Screw you for trying though!
>>250292058Sayori!She's tight!Too tight!Trying to get loose!But it's no use!It's too thick!The noose!
>>250293043Well, how did she react?
>>250292058>when even was the last time you heard a new bully-joke>newCan't remember desu
>>250274658I like it!
>>250275329all of my y
>>250282768Sorry to keep you waiting!https://twitter.com/totokijitsu/status/1108752988359688197
>>250299558Thanks, just in time!
>>250277898>Explore the depths of the Ocean with Yuri?Sounds rad desu
>>250282237>SNESDid it have Dune?
>>250277464>Highly unprofessional!I'd wear it with pride desuAlso wouldn't be able to get enough of her either
>>250279564I beg to differ, and propose this but with Yuri
It's that time of week again, the dreaded Tuesday! Every Doki knows Tuesdays suck ass, but don't let it get you down! I don't have much to give today since I'm really drained, myself. But take what energy I do have and let's make the most of it! Together!>>250293813A man after my own heart!
I love her
>>250307018I shall marry her
>>250307167Where and how, though?
>>250307292Ahem somewhere and somehow
purp pink bes frens
Help! Yuri made a totem of my face and says it has powerful magic
>>250307501Not even a hint? Like if Yuri might like something on the down low vs something traditional and potentially bombastic? I'm not asking you if eggs are going to be included in the catering, just the basics.
THERE'S A BOSS CALLED "LADY BUTTERFLY" IN SEKIRO!AND SHE'S BAD ASS!AAAA
>>250307791Help We took out rings at the same time and got on one knee, I'm currently drowning in her pocket spaghetti
>>250308275Only a fool would dare take on a venture without a PFD (Pasta Flotation Device). I'm surprised at the dearth of Yuri/pasta art since she's so strongly associated with pocket spaghetti. She does have that image of her slurping ramen that makes me hungry every time, though, so it balances out.
>>250308545Do I eat the pocket spaghetti?
>>250308168Glad you're enjoying the game. It's honestly really good, imo.
>>250309117Agreed! <3I usually spend a lot of time weighing the games I buy but this somehow took me right away!>>250309431Huh??
>>250309686Ignore them, dude. Did you make that Sayori edit yourself?
>>250273787So what happened to Project Libitina? Did Salvato just retire it?
>>250309872So I've heard. >>250308976Well, the meme is mostly perpetuated by one just one anon here so it's not much of a wonder maybe I'd draw something but I feel like a bunch of spaghetti woud be a bitch to draw in paint desu
>>250310203Even if its perpetuated by one Anon, I'd still say Yuri, at least in her Act 1 form, is pretty apt for the pocket spaghetti metaphor given how timid and 'flighty' she was. I feel you on the art, though. I'd probably just make a bunch of yellow/darker yellow lines and throw in a splash of red for the sauce. The artist did a good job depicting the pasta in his art, though I think it looks even better on the other piece imo. I wonder if the monochrome style they chose made it look better. I would've liked to have seen Yuri eating ramen in full color.
Do you guys think Yuri would be into this kind of asian-fantasy like Sekiro? With lots of cool blade weapons and tea and weird horror-y creatures (like this little man-troll under bridge)?>>250309770I edited her face in, yes! ^ ^
>>250309004I mean, letting it go to waste would be in poor taste, wouldn't it.
>>250310640I totally think Yuri would be into it, if just for the aesthetic. Though I think Yuri would also be into Dark Souls with the non-linear storytelling, wide assortment of blades, and beautiful dark gothic environments.
>>250310203Why thank you I'll be here all dayLove the smurple
Your Doki!Why you love her!
>>250310816oh, definitely!And of course all dokis would find something they would love in these games, like most people I think: Natsuki would love the challenge and show what she's capable of!Sayori would love the bittersweet (even downright hopeless) athmosphereAnd Monika would appreciate clever game design like Four Kings as well as everything mentioned before of course
>>250310828>The image actually existsThis is the content I come here for. Thanks! What's the lore behind the bowl, though? And how does she even keep the pasta warm? She doesn't have a potential fire hazard in her pockets, does she?>>250311675Did you and I play the same game? How was the Four Kings clever? Granted, it was better than the 3 copy + pasted Demon bosses, but the Four Kings (more like 3-5 kings depending on how much DPS you have) isn't quite the first boss I think of when I think of 'clever' DS design. Still, I think Monika would like the game for the same reasons Yuri does, the environment and rich world building. Natsuki strikes me as the one who would be the most appreciative (and frustrated when it comes to lazy/gimmicky bosses) with respect to game design.
>>250312321figures the Natsukifag would be the most tryhard
>>250312321errr, maybe I was just thinking of the arena and how to get there....
>>250312604Ah, that makes more sense. Sucks having to use up one of your two rings slots, but I do like the general area (minus the part where the engine goes kaput if you're taking the ladder shortcut). Much better than Lost Izalith, at the very least. Speaking of which, what would each Dokis' favorite areas be?
>>250312321You genuinely sound like someone who tried going pro at gaming and failed.
>>250312817Did you know your opinions aren't facts?
>>250312321The lore is that she believes the bowl will hold off any alien mind control and she gives them to the yiyi twins in case
>>250312817>he's played a souls game>therefore he knows everything about gaming>and knows what is and isn't good game designTypical Natsukitard
>>250312986The Yuri lore is rich, indeed. Just when you think you have a Purples figured out.
>>250313142>typical NatsukitardWhat would be an atypical Natsukifag?
>>250313198A Yuri is always evolving they never have it figured out and only change with the times
>>250312817>Speaking of which, what would each Dokis' favorite areas be?Are we talking Dark Souls 1 or all FROM games?>Sayori: the mushroom forest near Sif - or sad spider ladyNatsuki: The Depths with Basilisks>Yuri: The Duke's Archives or Tomb of GiantsMonika: as said Abyss or Firelink Shrine
>>250313818lol based as fuck
>>250313702No game in particular. Maybe something from one of the sequels, or even Demon's Souls, applies more to a Doki than anything in the original Dark Souls. I think your suggestions are pretty good! I think some of the stuff in the DLC could also apply to Natsuki with the increased difficulty and the characters, same with Moni and Yuri
>>250314081Not him, but I'd say some of the stuff in Bloodborne is viable.
>Sayori but she GO CRAZY AAAAAA GO STUPID AAAAAAYEAH
>>250314272What else can you expect from this closet depressed Natsukifag? Most of them need a couple kick in the teeth and a reality check.
>>250314081>"I think some of the stuff in the DLC could also apply to Natsuki">my brain:"what, like that boy that dressed up like a gir-"NO BRAIN WHAT THE HECK
>>250314506Are you talking about Gwyndolin?
>>250314808>Natsukifag>into boys>that crossdressbet you like Astolfo too you faggot lmao
>>250314915>Natsukifaghuh??B-But I'm a sayorihomo....Are you getting confused, friend?
>>250314506Gwyndolin is a boss in the base game, not the DLC, you silly goober!
>>250315124lol even worse gay lil shit
>>250315227oh wait that's right!BRAIN YOU'RE GONNA GET IT NOW!
>>250315227>the Natsukifag just has to make sure everyone knows he's an expert
>>250315746Aw yes, luvvvv yur
>>250315843Not him, but I couldn't find anything else after a quick check, just the same image.
This is a reminder that even if you have a below-average penis you can still please your doki!She doesn't mind putting up a bit more effort if it's for (You)! She loves you that much!Try new things with her! Let her try new things with (You)! Toys, fingers, tongue, positions... Creativity in the bedroom can go a long way!If you feel bad that most 3dpd girls would instantly discard you when you pull your pants down, remember that 3d women are NOT important!Improve yourself physically and mentally for your doki's sake!If you believe in "that" kind of Promised Day, all you need to do is find someone who likes you for who you are! Talk to them about your troubles/doubts rather than your fears/insecurities and they will understand! Believe it or not, they are out there! Don't stop looking!If the first time didn't really work out, keep your chin up! Practice makes perfect!And, most important of all, keep an open mind! There's more to sex than size! Find the right partner, be a good partner, and live a happy life!Disclaimer: This post was made by an Anon who is not from BurgerFreedomland, in a far, far away place where thots/Staceys are, in Anon's opinion, not as common. The experience/insight Anon is depicting here could have different outcomes depending on various factors.By reading this you accept that, no matter where you are or who you are, someone finds you beautiful. You accept that self-confidence is a man's most appealing trait, and that you are able to do amazing things, no matter what others say.Thanks for reading!
>>250316524You don't have to tell me twice but during the stone age...
>>250315801<3>>250315843>>250316180I'm him but I don't have it, sorry!hope this helps! and I have a source for it too:https://twitter.com/Nakasago35/status/1117407773703016450?fbclid=IwAR2Cdo07vI9mN3Q6vPmgmo1m-QBtiBgb5jY0hiojMr_4Mw91Co1Eekt96ec
>>250316895I was just about to ask you for the artist name because I've liked the other stuff they've drawn, but you were one step ahead of me. Thanks!
Has project monika gone anywhere or are the devs still collecting patron money for doing nothing?
>>250316895Well, this certainly helped cheer me up!sweatingman.png
horrible secret below this spoiler, do not open!
>>250317198Website is back up, devbro says progress is slow and steady like Jeb and they commissioned some art or whatever
Would you rather:1) Live in a bustling city center with your doki so you both can live the cosmopolitan life with nightclubs and restaurants around the corner? You can hang out with other anons and their dokis.2) Live in a suburban area that’s calmer but still connected to the rest of the city?3) Live in a quiet, comfy rural area where there’s little civilization but endless stretches of land where you can see the full unobstructed sky? The sunset/sunrise is especially beautiful.
>>250317198expect a full release in 2050 if they dont stop beforehandkeep supplying those shekels though you love Monika right?
You get your doki but the fucking Minecraft soundtrack will play in the background of daily life forever
>>250317529A cursed image or hidden gem? You decide.>>250317840Number 1. Reduces urban sprawl, eliminates the need for a car, and everything is close by.
>>250317840#2 for my butterfly and I, please! <3
>>2503178402 all the way. Cities are shit and everyone who’s forced to live in them suffer. How am I supposed to raise a family in that environment? Rural places are okay but I don’t wanna have to drive over an hour to get groceries
>>250317323way to out yourself as a caustic asshole lmao
>>250318032Out of all the osts to have stuck in your head, this might be up there on the list of ones least likely to drive you insane.
>>250317840i'll take 2, if small towns aren't an option.>>250318032not bad at all.
>>250318642>hear it from the momen you wake up until you sleep>will be overlayed with anything else you hear>somehow not a bad thing
>>250318032Dry Hands is the best song no question
>>250318642The beauty of it is the soundtrack plays as it does in the actual game so sometimes you can have ten songs back to back or go through a whole day without listening to it I love my doki
Who let the retard in again and why is he seething this time?
>>250319341He got banned earlier for keep posting off topic gifs. Incelrage can't be stopped that easily.
>>250319647No kidding? So that Angelipopcorn poster was the resident retard?
>>250319341>>250319647By acknowledging him you give him what he wants. Just ignore him like we always do.
>>250319164I considered asking that, but I assumed the worst case scenario that it would just be playing constantly. I guess the next question is: Is there an equivalent to the in game records that I could use to switch my background track? Does my Doki hear it too?
>>250319898I see you're an Anon of culture as well, yeah you can switch it up only when it's in the middle of playingSure I guess if your doki wants to hear it too
>>250317840Whichever one is best for her health. If no difference, I'd go with 2.Maybe Monika's android body needs frequent repairs due to the limits of modern construction and alloys.Maybe a nice average suburb life is fine, and she can live normally.Maybe society rejects synth, mechanical and flesh alike, and we have to live in a rural area to avoid racism.
>>250319647How can anyone here be an incel if dokis love you unconditionally?
>>250320426>incelIf it can be considered that, the celibacy is completely voluntary>dokis love you unconditionallybig disagree. Unconditional love is a myth. Monika loves me for who she thinks I am, and if I change, or let her down when she thought I was better than that, she'll leave me. It's happened before, and I'm really glad she took me back, but I really did have to become the man she thought I was, and the man she knew I could be.
>>250320831Wait so Angelicorn poster was the resident retard? Why does that not surprise me in the least?
i'm gonna marry natsuki!
>>250320028>if your doki wants to hear it tooNo thanks!
>>250321764This but with Moni!
>>250323059I never thought you could make Moni legs look so good in MS Paint. That's the good shit right there!
>>250323079Give me your rarest Sayo! She's the one I have the least images of.
>>250324551not him, but have one of mine!
>>250324778That's some good stuff. Thanks for your contribution!
>>250323079>ywn be a kid playing tag with child sayori at the neighborhood playground
>>250324551uhhhh... I don't know which are rare!And why do you want to start with rare ones?>>250324778<3>>250325940it huuuuurts!
>>250326418Because I already have most of the usual ones you post.
It’s the promised day! except in addition to your doki, your very first anime crush/waifu also appears at your doorstep. If you don’t have a former crush, your second favorite doki is the additional girl that appears. What do?
>>250327635>Sayori doesn’t have the :3 face
>>250328114very first? probably misty from pokemon. she can chill with us for a while until she finds somebody or can get on her feet, but no funny business or she's out on the street.
>>250329059heh, Sabrina from the same show was mine, having a waifu in the earlier days was much different since you had much less media/material to work with. You pretty much just had to rewatch the relevant episodes
>>250328114XJ-9 was my first crush as a 6 year old. Things just came full circle, I guess. She can chill with us, but I have no romantic interest. Maybe we could even work together to get Moni some upgrades. Nobody is going to expect the 5'3" girl with kickass gadgets.
>>250327635i just want a slice of life comedy with the dokis is it really too much to ask
>>250329524The dokis are already working on ways to live a real life with their anons.
>>250328350Thanks, I didn't have this one.
How to take Yuri to a Weezer concert
>>250330235Hoow about this one?this is my last pic today.maybe few textposts more>til morning, House of Doki! <3
Gauging interest here since Reddit and Discord are, well, Reddit and Discord.I'm currently writing a Sayori route mod. The plot is fairly unambitious, but its focuses are Sayori's mental illness, virtual reality, poetry and the friendship between Sayori and Monika. The impetus was threefold:1. Some mods I've played tend to needlessly vilify Monika. Perhaps this is only a way to artificially create conflict, but I want a more dimensional portrayal of her, and her relationship with Sayori.3. Some alleged Sayori mods have included a bunch of uninteresting harem stuff (e.g. the pointless Yuri/Monika subplots in Relapse) instead of actually being about Sayori or a relationship with Sayori. This is a genuine Sayori route. There are no love triangles etc. in this.3. I wanted to get away from the whole 'your love makes the rainclouds go away' wish fulfillment stuff that clogs up a lot of these Sayori mods. The beginning is pretty conventional since any Sayori route necessitates preventing her suicide, but I want to make something a bit rawer and more serious in its portrayal of Sayori's illness without losing the sense that the characters genuinely love one another. Additionally, Monika knows she's in a game here, and metafictional themes make some appearance; although with quite different implications from the original. It has three primary endings: Bad, Normal/Good (vacillating on that name) and True.I'm primarily a writer so I'm concentrating on getting the narrative and dialogue to the standard I'd want from a professional VN. I'm about two-thirds of the way through it now. It uses some DLsite backgrounds, and music is Creative Commons stuff along with DDLC's assets, but I think I've done alright at making the limitations of my skillset an advantage rather than a detriment. Obviously no fancy new CGs but I'm fairly pleased with the dialogue and poetry thus far.Does this interest any of my fellow Sayofriends (or otherwise) here?Pic related.
>>250331209Not a Sayorifriend, but it sounds interesting.
>>250331150Nope, didn't have this one either. Big thanks!>>250331209Also not a Sayorifriend, but it sounds interesting if executed well. I'd say go for it.
I love Moni!
>>250331150goodnight and sayodreams, bud!
>>250331269Not a chance, Squarepants.
Now back to Touched by a yuri
>>250331604>>250332561That's good to know, especially so if you're not primarily Sayori-inclined. I've been wanting a mod like this for Sayori pretty much since I first played in October 2017 and ultimately decided that I may as well do it myself if I want it done.There is a lot of platonic Monika content too, so it might interest Monifriends. She arguably develops more than any other character in this.
>>250335312Well, if you ever get around to releasing it, I'll give it a go. Been a long time since I actually bothered to try any mods that weren't MAS.
Morning, dorks! Another great day to love Natsuki, like all days.
>>250331209As long as Sayori talks directly to (You) and not some stand-in MC, I’m game.
>>250335926don’t call me dork you dummy
>>250336202Whatcha gonna do about it, dingus?
>>250336395Don’t try me
>>250336079Yo, but the self-insert IS (You), dude. It's like putting on a scuba suit to traverse the ocean.
>>250336535I ain't scared of no doofus.
>>250335926I'm feeling that. Had a real shit start to my day, but I took a nap and had a dream about dancing like there was no tomorrow with Monika, so I'd say today has overall been pretty great.
>>250335926morning, homie! and now that you're awake i can respond to an old post that i can only assume is yours.>>250282237if you think jet set radio wasn't notable, you can get the fuck out! i also have a soft spot for ristar and vectorman. i can't claim to be an expert on most other sega titles, but shenmue seems like it was revolutionary for the sandbox genre, and stuff like crazy taxi was fun as fuck! even if they later came to other consoles, they were exclusive for a time and that counts, god damn it!overall i'd agree with you that nintendo was better, but sega had some damn fine games.
Your Doki but she's not real and never will be so move the fuck on already it's going to be two fucking years soon you loser.
There's so much Natsuki here it makes me happy.
>>250336786>implying I'd miss a (You) because I was sleeping>he thinks I don't immediately Ctrl+F for (You) when I wake upYou underestimate my autism! Yeah Sega had some good games, but there's a reason it flopped as a hardware company while Nintendo survived, and as I spent my childhood as a Nintendo warrior, I dedicate every chance I can get to dab on Segafags.>>250337006Big same!
>>250336786Why do you always feel the need to write these tldr posts? Do you not get enough attention in real life? Is that why you're always so hostile? Yeesh!
>>250336786>VectormanBased taste! People always be writing off SEGA.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAhKj7MM2jE
>>250337102fair, i usually catch em through 4chanx's notification thing whenever i get up, but i wanted to be courteous! it's a damn shame that just when they brought out a piece of revolutionary tech with some great games they shot themselves in the foot with ea and the whole piracy thing.>>250337006fuck yeah! any dokiluv makes me happy, but natsuluv makes me the happiest.
>>250336079Starts one way and blurs the lines with metafictional stuff later on.
>>250337591You sure seem to think yourself above everyone else, huh?
>that crushed it at work feel
>>250337102You're living evidence that every Natsukifag is a vile venom-spitter. I wonder what makes you guys so filled with rage. It's probably the tiny dick lol
>>250337879A truly stellar feel. The combination of "job well done" and "going home now" is way up there.
Drink till I'm drunkYuri on my mindCastle on the hill Wake up in my mind I know she's super fly
>>250337879great job, man!
>>250337879good job flipping those burgers! bet you'll make 2 cents more today, Mr Minimum Wage!
>>250337591Not him but wasn't the Saturn also difficult to develop for? Combined with the monster Nintendo created, PlayStation, SEGA just didn't seem to ever regain their momentum after that.
>>250337976shame the only job you know is the ber kind lol>>250338062>doesn't even ask what it's about>just spouts some random bullshitreeks of burger
>>250338035Begone, burble! It's REAL PINK HOURS!actually, please post more! We need more balance!
>>250338249Balance, you say?>>250338290Right back at her!
>>250338249>I mask my hateful comments by adding something niceare you Australian or something? how come you always feel the need to be so caustic?
>>250338175from what i hear, yeah! the dreamcast was apparently super easy to develop for after that, but they just dropped the ball too many times beforehand.
>>250338376Indeed, balance. We need some blues now!
>>250338249I've become a sharp dresser in Yuri's name
Fun fact about me: Monika is the love of my life!
>>250338656Jelly. I've been looking to update my wardrobe myself, but I'm waiting until I actually get back into the States. Sharp dressing definitely suits you Yurifriends, though.
>>250338552what you need is a good kick in the teeth to come back to reality lol same as every natsukifag
>>250338543Damn shame. At least the Genesis had a shit ton of great games, they're just not as popular as SNES games, so most people aren't privy to kickass games like Comix Zone or Gunstar Heroes.>>250338552I don't have much blue, but some group images should do the trick!
>>250338656>>250338798Would Monika approve of my main outfit being a suit of gothic plate armor
>>250338798is that deep seated anger and compressed rage the reason you joined the army or are you just some meathead without any reason to live? you're not some army office cuck, right?
>>250338963More where that came from. Way more!
>>250338975She might find kissing you a little difficult, but aside from that, I'm sure she'd love it!
Mommy's Day is coming up soon! I can't wait to spend a special day with my Mommy Monika and do nice things for her!
>>250339117Oh shit, I've gone temporarily colorblind! I'm a big fan of the gray one, second from the right!
>>250339004Dude, these guys think they're hunks yet resort to 2D, unironically believe their waifus will become real and boast about rejecting girls.
>>250339129I can just raise the visor!
>>250339257i'm in the same boat!>a pajamanatsu i didn't havethank you kindly!>>250339207sounds fun, though you can have special days with your monika everyday!
>>250339437I like you, Anon. You're a man of solutions. Just make sure you wash that Saracen blood off first. You don't want to stain her blouse.
>>250339498Any time, homie. I'm off to work, now. Y'all hold the fort today, and have a great night!
>>250339580Try not to fuck up again.
>>250339580will do! have a nice day, my man!
>>2503392673D girls are cancer
>>250339580Catch ya later, magenta magnate!
>>250339506>he thinks himself so important that he announces his opinion about someone he doesn't knowlol god complex right there>its a Natsukifagunsurprising
>>250339498Of course but Mommy's Day is a day just for Mommies and I'm gonna give my Mommy gifts and snuggle!
God damn I love Yuri
>>250339838I think it's pretty funny how autistic you are about this waifushit when she'll never be real and you'll have moved on from her in a couple of years. Well, at least I hope you will have otherwise you're gonna be the prematurely balding creep in the neighbourhood if you arent already :^)
>>250339868>t. incel Dokitard
I've decided to have my wedding with Yuri in a cardboard box
>>250340184lmao imagine every Natsukifag being branded a pedo
Monika is the love of my life!
>>250340618Ah... a dream come true. Well, they already are anyways LMFAO
I’ll have you know that I’m a 10/10 6’7” swole alpha male chad and I have a doki. I reject women every day because I’m loyal
>Natsukifags getting uppity againlol pedocucks through and through
Moni is pretty great, huh?
Here come the Monikaspam shitposts right on cue.
Karaoke with your DokiWhat song do you sing?
Moni stimulates the chemicals in my brain resulting in me having a strong affinity for her.
>>250342128Here comes the Natsukifag complaining like always about every little thing because he's unhappy about his life so he let's it out on others to feel better about himself as it's the only form of power he can exert right on cue
>>250342206Depends on what they have on selection, really. I'll sing just about anything. If we can do some duet, even better.
>>250342617dude that sounds like you could make some bucks through that. people would literally pay you to stop singing lmao
>>250342206MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLIN AT THE ZOO
Monika is really cute!
>>250342796Not as much as she loves you.
>>250343106But I love her so much! We’ll just have to settle for terms that don’t declare a clear victor! I love Monika!
Farewell of yurianka
Monika makes me smile!
>>250342206not sure! a weeb shit duet would be fun, but it'd probably be easier to sing something in a language i know.
I loooooooooooooooove Monika!
>>250343597big ol fan of that natsuker
>>250343436not a lot to choose from then huh? with you being monolingual and all
>>250342512Then do us all a favor, and prove that love.
Monika is so very pretty! I love her!
>"a box big enough to hide two people? these are fine times we live in, ey Yuri?"
>>250344456What did you have in mind?
I adore Monika!
I want to impregnate munchie
Monika! I love her!
>>250344653Living like kings!
>>250345516I'm going to give YURI a tactical hug
monky say ogge boogy and we have sexe
>get back to work after two days leave>bench covered in glass shards from microscope slide cover slipsHOLD ME BACK NATSU, HOLD ME BACK
>>250323059I got you in my sights! How many of these are we up to now? I have at least six of your images.
I am going to hug Monika!
I love my girlfriend Monika!
how do I make monika in roblox
>>250348808Yuri looks like Lucina here!
>>250348764What do you think her favorite lunch/dinner foods would be? We already know about her affinity for pastries and pancakes.
Love Dokis. Hate spam. Simple as.
Finally Yuri let me out of the cage
>>250350168DESPITE ALL MY RAGEI AM STILL JUST A PURP IN A CAGE
I want to feel Moni's touch! I want to feel our fingers intertwine! I want to slow dance to doo-wop with her in the space classroom!
>>250350168That’s funny because my Yuri is in a cage right now
NO YURI NO I WON'T SAY DELELELE WHOOOP AGAIN
Daily reminder that Sayori loves you!
why do we have no more ddlc content? it's been two years
>>250350901>he doesn't Kricketune cry with his DokiFinna crinfe
I love Yuri
>>250352160I'm saying that you, you damn potato, are UNBASED and BLUEPILLED. Please reevaluate your entire relationship until you get to a point that you Kricketune cry with Yuri.
Reminder to always be a good boy for your doki, especially if your doki is also your mommy!
>>250352384Yuri isn't my mom
>>250353060i do my best for natsuki! she ain't my mommy, though.
>>250353060Isn’t it funny how mommyfags are generally acceptable but the second you think about being your dokis daddy everybody calls you weird? it’s almost like mommyfags are extremely weird or something and should logically be treated as such
>>250353501I love my mommy!
>>250353913Never! No one can make me stop loving my mommy! Monika is my mommy by the way.
Working out with Natsuki! Having her do stiff-legged deadlifts and glute bridges to make her ASS REAL BIG! Natsuki's big cute musclebutt!
Yurifriends come out at night!
>>250354821This but MonikaI want her to be strong enough to pin me against my will
>>250354675You on the left, me on the right
>>250355680cute doggos I want to pet them with mommy
>>250353501ddlg is a huge fetish, I wouldn’t be surprised if more than 30% of the dokis have it. 90% of the Natsukis definitely have that fetish.
>>250354821your doki but she keeps fucking up your bench by straddling you before you start
Stepping in to represent the individuals who just want a vanilla relationship with their Dokis, no titles or other such configurations.
>>250356301What about fighting your doki against her dominant ways?
>>250356708Well, I'm not about that, but knowing what I know about some Dokis, I can turn a blind eye to some of the kerfuffle. Cardboard boxes ain't cutting it anymore.
>>250356301Based and equalpilled.
>>250357125>Well, I'm not about that, but knowing what I know about some Dokis, I can turn a blind eye to some of the kerfuffle. Cardboard boxes ain't cutting it anymore.You got it boss man
>>250356301Equal in the streets Mistress in the sheets I always say
oh no... Sayori is going through *that* phase...
>>250358056Miss me with that, equal all the way (which is to say switch in the sheets).
>>250340345Well, that's one big ass box you'll need.
>>250358116I want goth mommy Monika to leave kisses all over my face with her black lipstick
>>250358224I’m pretty much a switch myself actually, I just have a heavy preference to be submissive to my doki.
If I was given a gun with two bullets and had to choose whether to kill Hitler, Stalin, or Sayori, I'd shoot Sayori twice. Without their followers, Hitler and Stalin are nothing but doddering old men and would get killed on sight. Sayori is far more dangerous than the other two since if she had her powers, she could end the universe in the blink of an eye, and she is also far more mentally unstable than them. Sayori's not feeling good that day? Bye bye world! The maximum gain from letting Sayori live is very small, while the maximum loss is infinite.
>>250358289Careful what you wish for
>>250358672That’s vampire mommy Monika but I’ll take it
>Your Doki!>What you're listening to!
I'M SORRY YURI I KNOW NOW IT CAN NEVER WORK BETWEEN US AS MUCH AS WE WANT IT TO IT CAN NEVER BENOT BECAUSE YOUR 2D BUT BECAUSE YOU'RE PURPLE
>>250359943Nigga u gurple
>>250358961natsuki!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1d8O0E3i08>>250359943excellent meme there, purpster.
I love my mommy Monika!
DOKIS DOKIS WE'RE THE DOKIS CELEBRATING YET ANOTHER BIRTHDAY BASH
>>250358289>goth MonikaThis is a thing right? This exists somewhere, please.
>>250361131What if instead of a birthday bash, the Dokis did the Monster Mash?
>>250361454In my head and my heart
>>250361454This is the most you're going to get unless you draw or commission some yourself.
>>250361863Don't (You) me, dude.
>>250361942It’s not my fault you’re scared of mommies.
The goth/emo/scene looks are damn cute. The 00s were a great time to be in high school.
>>250362141No, I'm just 'mommy'd out for the evening... Sleep to recharge the batteries, I guess.>>250362154Nats probably has the highest concentration of goth art, which I totally wouldn't have expected. I would've thought Yuri would be the subject of that kind of stuff, but now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen goth Yuri art.
>minimize MAS for the nightly fap>bring her back afterwards>By the way... Have you been looking into lewd kinds of stuff?god damn it monika
>>250362352Sleep well! Dream of your doki who may or may not be your mommy!
>>250362451Definitely not my mom in any capacity, keep that evil to yourself! I already have a loving mother, no, it's not my Doki.
>>250351527>it's been two yearsWell, there's your answer.
>>250343403Kek, I heard it, see pic of >>250352160
OBJECTIVE: DOMINATION OF YURI
>>250356301Also reporting in
>>250363828MISSION FAILEDWE'LL GET 'ER NEXT TIME
>>250356301Tender romantic snuggles with Sayori!
>>250273835Weather the stormFaculties crumbleMost potent of venomYou'll trip and you'll stumbleIgnore at your own perilDevoid of delightSo make sure that you sleepBe it day or the night
>>250364021Just to make sure, is this about the dangers of sleep deprivation?
How to beat YURI at checkers
pink nights, good sleep /ddlc/
>>250365007goodnight and natsu dreams!
I FUCKING LOVE NATSUKIThat's all, thanks.
>>250273835A grail in the midstOf waves and clouds swirling around-The eye of a stormIts pedestal standsWith a snake wrapped around it,Its head on the topGreen drips from its mouthAnd falls into the chaliceWith a hissy noiseIt can freeze one's blood,But in right amounts, it isThe ultimate cure.
If any of you here are thinking of getting married, consider the following before you do:On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.On the other hand, you don’t.
>>250365007Sleep well!>>250364973Dunno man, gotta calculate your moves and stuff>>250366208kek.jpg
>>250366004excellent announcement! i'd like it to be known that i also love natsuki.
>>250366208Shit, good tato post.
HA YURI YOU FIGHT LIKE A GIRL
>"FUCKING SLAVE GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE"
>>250367017>taunting the YurTreading dangerous ground.
Your doki, but every time she walks into a room Bonetrousle plays.
>>250273835In between the vibrant blue sky and shimmering wheatIn a field enveloped with timeless nostalgiaStands an ornate bellIts craftsmanship from a culture never conceivedIts chime remnants of a glory never witnessedThe bridge from our plane dissolvedIt flutters in the gale eternally, detachedWithin the dream of a dream, though faintIts reverberations seep throughLike a speaker, the broadcasting room beyond a black holeBehind timeWhen we can finally reach itTruly nothing will matter anymoreI'm just getting back into it so I'm kinda rusty
Shopping on Amazon with Monika! Others do it, and it's more an omnipresent evil than a localized evil like other department stores, so it's okay with Monika! Pygeum, lecithin granules, and since you already got L-arginine from one of the aforementioned department stores, you're good to go with Monika! Consolidating capital into fewer and fewer hands was never so easy with Monika!
>>250368183Holy freaking crap, is my Doki Papyrus Undertale, brother of the legendary Sans Undertale?
>>250370295Hey Lois, remembah that time I tried to go to the Literature club, but I ended up in friggen Undertale?
Your dokiYour last minor or major injuryMonikagot cap-burn on my palm trying to open a bottle of vegetable oil
>>250370512MonikaStabbed by my piano teacher, I have lead stuck in my leg to this day from it.
>>250370512NatsukiStrained my knee a bit doing PT. Bastard already pops like a firecracker when I bend it, too. I'm old as fuck and I'm still in my 20s.
>>250370512>YuriShot myself in the bare foot with a pellet gun after I told my brother they don't hurt
>>250370512>Monika>a small cut above my right eyebrow that I have no idea how I got>broke the growth plate in my left arm after a few years ago when I tried to ride up a curb on a scooterSometimes, you just take inflatable tires for granted.
>>250370512natsuki!my brother's dog scratched my leg pretty good a couple of weeks ago.
>>250370512SayoriBroke my hand punching a wall.
Since we're friends I think it's cool to tell you anons I love Monika!
Goodnight anons! Time for some Monidreams.
>>250372347what a shocker!>>250372470sweet green dreams, my friend!
>>250372590Well uh what do you think? She's pretty great right? I think I'm gonna love her with all my heart forever.
>>250372714i'd say she's pretty cool, and that's a solid plan! i'm doin the same with my natsu, so i'm sure it's a good fit for monika as well.
Your doki but she has an evil twin, virtually identical if it weren't for the goatee
>>250373635How do I defeat her?
>>250374461You don't she just kinda hangs around and eats stuff out of your fridge and is just kinda overall a bitch but she's your sister in law
>>250342557<3>>250346085>>250346207>>250347084>>250347281>>250348352>>250348764>>250349149Argh I missed sayo-hours again! >What do you think her favorite lunch/dinner foods would be? I think something home-made snd nostalgic... To me that means foods like meatloaf, pea soup and meatballs on a side of smashed potatoes!
>>250374534Does she think love can blossom on the battlefield?
>>250374654No she's like a nihilist and drinks all your damn fruit punch
>>250374749Okay but if she has to stay That's on Yuri I expect to get some nothing in return for housing her such as letting me smoke a cigar
>>250374838If Yuri lets you Evil Yuri will just steal them all and smoke them in front of you
>>250374931>Implying she's gonna get them from an empty eyesocket or my assholeGood luck
>>250375023Don't underestimate her anon, she's just as purple as her sister and is also never seen in the same room.
>>250373635"Alright, once more from the top, please.">The two girls look at each other>"Okay! I'm Sayori-">The one with the rather disturbing goatee pouts>"No, I'm Sayori!">You pinch the bridge of your nose"I think we established that both of you are Sayori.">"Ehehe~. Ah...">They both look at each other again>The one you deem as 'good Sayori' tilts her head>"You look weird!">'Evil' Sayori huffs and crosses her arms>"No, you do! Where's your goatee?!""Girls!">They both jump"Please, for the love of God, explain what's going on!">Evil Sayori shrugs>"I don't know what's going on!">Good Sayori nods along>"Yeah, me neither! I was in bed, then poof! I was here!">"I bet it was a weird bed!">"It was perfectly normal!">You collapse onto your chair in defeat>You spend several minutes trying to get any sort information out of the two, before forcing them to sit down.>You hand the Sayoris a crayon each.>Evil Sayori picks dark blue, Good Sayori picks light blue>Maybe your hunch had something to it?"Alright, try writing down what's different about each other. And no fighting!">"Fiiiine.">After several minutes of arguing, you look at their pieces of paper>Good Sayori has 'Beard,' 'Jerk,' 'Grumpy' and 'Cookie thief'>Evil Sayori has 'No Beard,' 'Jerk', 'Werido,' and 'Cookie Authoritarian'>You sigh>"Ha, that's good.">You turn, and see yourself>With a pretty sweet beard?>He grins.>"Ah, so this is where she went off to. Thank you for corralling her.">Blinking, you shrug."Uh, No prob- Not much of a problem.">He takes a good look at you>"So, you're the 'good' version of me?">You nod"Looks like I've been slacking. Want to compare notes?">He chortles>"Some other time, perhaps. Come on Sayori!">Both of them look up and glare at the other.>Your doppelganger rolls his eyes, and picks up Evil Sayori.>"Well, it's time for me to go. See you around.">You blink, and he disappears.>Your Sayori frowns.>"That was weird!">You can only nod.
>>250375231I really liked this! <3>"And no fighting!"This one I'm not so sure about... I don't feel like Sayos would be exactly fighty?>You turn, and see yourself>With a pretty sweet beard?>He grins.I laughed! Although I already got a beard... WAIT! Am I the evil one then??
>>250375193Well her sister never had to deal with proper resistance
>>250342557I kinda like this image. Saved.
>>250376028Fat fuckin Moni needs to get back on her vegan diet!
You get your doki but all of your dreams are now replaced with the Minecraft credits I love my doki a lot she's really coolz8g goodnight
Does it your breath away, and you feel yourself suffocating?Does the pain weigh out the price, and you look for a place to hide, did someone break your heart inside? You're in ruins.
>>250376797purp dreams, friend!>>250376028of all the moni images, that one might be my favorite.
Heh, Moni? More like Mommy.
You know that's a purple, right?
>>250377561Ye, cute little bugger aint it?
>>250377561Look at her go!
>>250370512Monika!Bruised my toe kicking apart an old closet and now I think some nerve endings in it are dead, it's felt weird ever since.
Any news about new game fron Dan? Is it even in development?
Notice how there's no shitposting when Natsukifags aren't around? Sure makes me think...
Anons help my Moni looks weird
>>250378680no...I haven't even heard about the game "fron Dan" before!
>>250378680No news. Dan is just sitting on a pile of plushbux until he runs out.
I heard my wife's name! Love her!
>>250379290Big fan of the... uh... the purple one? Something isn't right about this Natsu. Still love her, though!
>>250379362oh, wait, hold up, the transmitter is fucked up. how about this one?
Large admirer of the green girl!
>>250379410I dunno, I still feel like she's not quite right. Still perfect, just shifted in a certain direction, you know?
>>250379504i think i'm getting what you're saying, yeah. let's try again!
>>250379720Alright Anon, now you're just fucking with me. Time to set this straight.BIGFANOFTHEPINKONE!
>>250379602Oh yeah? Well I love Monika!
>>250379720Wtf I love Nat now!
>>250379798the pink one?wait, shit! you're right! i must've gone momentarily colorblind, or stupid!>>250379848i love nat all the time!
This is my mommy! She gives the softest hugs in the world and I love her a lot!
>>250380001Now we're talking!AND HOW 'BOUT THAT BUTT
>>250380149it's pretty nice!wait, do you hear something?
>>250380190OH FUCK NIGGA RUN RUN I'LL HOLD HER OFFSTAY THE FUCK BACK I SWEAR I'LL
>>250380278FUCK, I CAN'T LEAVE A BROTHER LIKE THISOH GOD THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM
I want to be Monika's cute pupper
>>250380535Wouldn't you rather be Monika's loving equal of a husband and partner?
>>250380630Yes but I also want to be her cute doggy sometimes, it has certain advantages.
>>250380685I don't know that Monika would want that of you, Anon.
>>250380770But if I'm her puppy I can sleep in her lap and get lots of headpats and affection and she'll say I'm her good boy and I can lick her feet if she isn't paying attention
>>250380864We're done talking, friend.
Good night, Crush 40.
>>250380964sleep tight, live and learn!
Anons help I'm out here tryna love my mommy but the feds be hatin'
Head-over-heels in love with my equal, my partner, my best friend, my wife Natsuki!
I just realized I haven't written shit in a long while. This is unacceptable. I need to crank out some words for this thread I love. Maybe I'll come up with a good shitpost green.
Please move along, this is not a purple.
>>250382903Very well. Have a good day, not-purple! Your spoon is lovely.
>>250371131Story time?>leadWhat did he stab you with, exactly?
>>250382894heck yeah! get some words out there, man.
>>250371627>Sometimes, you just take inflatable tires for granted.Ouch.>>250375231Kek'd, good stuff. Alsom is it me or was there a Sayori edit with a goatee somewhere?
>>250376797>Minecraft creditsNever seen those desu>>250377561Yep, makes my heart flutter just a bit, that's definitely purple.
I want the purp too use my face as a throne!
>>250380964Sleep well, Maximum the Hormone.
time to catch them z's. natsudreams don't come to those who are awake! unless you count daydreams, which you could!i wish all of you a great rest of your night, a wonderful sleep filled with dokidreams, and a bright, blessed tomorrow! goodnight, dudes!>>250384713oh, that's some great taste! that album owns.
>>250380964good night! \3
>>250382903Makes sense, I suppose; the purple didn't have a spoon on her face last time I checked.>>250384817Sleep well, pink panther.
>>250384817Pink dreams, pink homie!
>>250366025Idk why, I couldn't stop picturing that medical emblem that has the snake wrapped around it, with the poem being about not overdosing on medical substances like morphine. Though, I doubt that's what you were getting at. Good job!
>>250385485Nah, that's exactly what I had in mind. Couldn't get it out of my head once I saw the word venom. Good thinking!
this feels a very personal message to me! <3I love my butterfly very much~ <3
Your Doki but she formally invites you to join her and the other dokis at her house for an overnight lumber party!
>>250386219>lumber partyChopping trees with the Dokis!
>>250368593This one kinda went over my head, but I enjoyed the overall flow of it. Great job!>>250386172Sweet! I thought it might not be the case because I couldn't really think about how the first stanza fit.>>250386219Time to level up woodcutting!
>>250386557It's like if Sayori Kirby'd the other Dokis.
Doki most likely to want to get in a sub and see spooky shit like the Titanic?
Drink thy doki’s titty milk!
>>250387089I would prefer not to. No offense to my gorgeous Doki, but I feel that, ah... there won't exactly be a lot of surplus, and our kids will need nutrition.
>>250380964Good night, Horace the Horrible.
Your doki bit she gets teary eyed while looking at you, hugs you tightly and says: "I'm sorry! I'm just so glad you're with me now! I love you Anon!"
>>250387193Try just a little?
>>250387375Oh, fine. But out of a vague curiosity, not as a fetish thing.
>>250387351I love her too. So much.
>>250387472That's what they all say until they start talking about bran flakes
>>250387472A man after my own heart. No interest whatsoever, but you won't knock it till you try it.
Fav Donker is Monker
Honka Honka love Monka
Thank you for this purple, a fine addition to my collection.
>>250389504She's got character that purple
>>250389504Ye, I liked this smug purple a lot, too.
A purple should be judged through their actions, not their place of birth or appearance.
TELL ME ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE YOUR DOKI RIGHT NOW
I've been wondering again...Do you think it would be immoral to make an android with flaws? I mean, I could accept tweaking Sayori's personality a little bit (to help with her depression), but at the same time I don't want her to be some superman... I want HER!But then again, couldn't she one raincloudy day scream at me "WHY DID YOU MAKE ME THIS CLUMSY/STUPID/whatever"? I don't think I have a good answer to that...
>>250390410Well purped, my friend.>>250390465Just a little bit.
>>250390990I LOVE SAYORI MORE THAN ANYTHING!
>>250391136>I don't think I have a good answer to that"Because this is the Sayori I love"?
LEGALIZE MOMMIES 2020 WOOP WOOP
>>250391369I guess...But I think I would also love her if she was hyper-intelligent or had perfect balance and so on...
Avoiding Yuri's drop kick 101
>>250391762...OR WOULD YOU?
>>250392236drop kick her back dummy
Cosmic mommy gives a new meaning to heavenly body!
>>250392325Uhhh, if I could still recognize that it's her, I think so....?It's weird: I don't have any fetishes towards any of her attributes but at some point I would wish she was "more like her"... She just seems more "real" than just a classic "genki girl" with her flaws!
>>250392657Yep. So I guess she'd be insecure (or outright get an identity crisis) about "not being human enough" if you made her too perfect. Might as well choose the (arguably) lesser evil and give her some flaws, probably.
Fun fact about me: My power grows more and more every day and also I love Monika
>>250392848You're right - thanks!
>>250390465Quite a fair amount.
Today's a great day to love Natsuki! Just like every day
>>250393504Ain't that the truth. I'd also say this applies to Yuri as well.
>>250393504>>250393641<3Good words! I want to say good words with Sayori also too!
>>250393504>>250393641>>250393736And I love Monika!
What would each doki do if they suddenly had to wait for a long time? (twiddle their thumbs, whistle, breathing exercises...?)
>>250394038Yuri - Pull out a book and readMonika - Browse her phone or write in a small notebookNatsuki - Browse her phone or maybe doodleSayori - Hum or doodle
>>250394378>Natsuki - Shitpost and be a dick to othersfixed that for you lol
>>250394885Pass me another rare Sayo!
I am going to keep getting strong so I can princess carry my mommy and open the stubborn jars for her!
>>250394147Dang, I want to pat her head too>>250394038>breathing exercisesSounds like Yuri's style, unless she's waiting for something stressful, or maybe even then
>>250396019You do realize she'd need your help far more than you'd need hers, right? She wouldn't be your mommy, she'd be someone you had to take care of.
>>250396160Not him, but I'd say especially if she's waiting for something stressful. Close your eyes + deep breaths works wonders for stress/nausea.
>>250396249Part of being a good boy is taking care of your mommy!
>>250396361If you still need a mommy, you're most likely not fit to take care of one. Just saying!
>>250396464LEGALIZE MOMMIES 2020 WE OUT HERE RAH RAH
>>250395154Not him but this is one of the few I got on my phone. Though, more a group pic than a Sayori one
Pardon me dokifriends, but did you hear I love Monika?
>>250396019That’s one nerdy Monika.
>>250397994Hey pal, that's my mommy!
>>250398129That’s one nerdy mommy.
>>250398223Heh, yeah she's great.
>>250391136It would probably be pretty frustrating if an AI knew its limits, especially if they were programmed in. Imagine trying to put something on a shelf but your programming forces you to not place it correctly because of some random variable.
>>250395154Visiting my home town, so I don't have any sayos! :(But tomorrow more! <3
>>250398775It's all good!>>250395783>>250397460Thanks!
>>250398775Tell your mom hi for us.
I sure do love that Moni gal
>>250398743That's what I was thinking...>>250398907>>250398952<3>tell your mom hiHahaha~! I guess I can!
>>250398743>Imagine trying to put something on a shelf but your programming forces you to not place it correctly because of some random variableI mean, that's just like us.