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What Planeswalkers did you guys vote for?>Jiang Yanggu VS SamutI voted for Samut. Even though she's ugly, I really like her backstory and Amonkhet's deal. I have no affection for anything Jiang related. Also: Cats > Dogs. Seems I'm with the majority there.>Kasmina VS AngrathNot really fair to poor Kamina. I almost want to vote her since I'm a mono blue player, but Angrath has had more characterization and has better cards. Also with the majority here.>Kiora VS Ob NixilisI don't really like either of these, but they're both powerful cards with some good history between them. I like black better, so I ended up voting Nixilis. Just barely in the majority, too.>Teyo VS Arlinn KordIt's incredible, but despite being around for 3 years, Arlinn has barely more characterization than Teyo. And her new card is a strong contender for the worst Planeswalker in the set. I ended up still voting her just because Teyo is also pretty weak and Innistrad is cool. I doubt I'll vote for her next. Easily in the majority here.I was with the majority the whole time! I guess I represent the average Magic fan :^)
>domri cards mean that leak was true>that means we're actually getting Lazav disguised as Chandra as how Dovin gets beaten
>>250251025Based and crossdressingpilled. Lazav is peak-sissy performance
Well this is what I ended up with.Not the best Surveil deck, but hey the cards work with each other fairly well
>>250251156>barrier of bones>only one campaign> surveilanceI will give you 2 wins IF you are lucky. You gonna get ran over by all the heavy boros and selensya.You better mull for that campaign boy
Where did Owen Turtenwald go?
Pick up your playset for the new huatli folks
>>250251156he insta-conceded as soon as I dropped my first Surveil post-DI.is this the power of Dimir
Over/under on Bolas being brought back into the story by 2030?
>>250251156You are too heavy on spells, replace never happened with imp and poisoner, wtf
>>250251706he raped a girl or something
>>250251785This, I'd probably drop a bones for rat too
>do Guilds draft.>get a pretty solid Boros/Selesnya deck with 17 land count>win 3 games in a row>take a 2 land hand because had enough low stuff in hand it was playable.>dont draw another land for the rest of the game.>retard opponent just keeps boosting up his creatures when I am tapped out and have an empty board.Am I being punished for making a good deck and winning?
>>250251848You didnt think for a second they'd let you turn a profit on drafts did you
Wew. I know he's a planeswalker deck card so he's not the best, but still. God damn that's a wet fart.
tfw opening esper assholes in bo3
>draw so bad you lose to sparky
>>250251785>>250251838I did, didn't like having that many Never Happened. That was before I modified it
>>250252226tfw just made some rakdos kid cry with my esperenjoy gold rank kid
>>250251025>leak was true>Bolas is still not fucking deadYOU BUILT UP ALL OF THIS HYPE FOR FUCKING NOTHING, YOU GOD DAMN CLOWNS.YOU KILLED YAWGMOTH.YOU KILLED GERRARD.YOU KILLED URZA.HELL, YOU KILLED GIDEON.YOU KILLED TWO OF THE ELDRAZI.WHY WON'T YOU KILL THIS FUCKING DRAGON FOR GOOD?REMEMBER WHEN MAGIC STORIES HAD CONSEQUENCES?
>>250252392>YOU KILLED TWO OF THE ELDRAZI.Killed**
>>250251778Definitely under. Fucking assholes.>>250252454>He's still copingThey're dead. Let it go.
also if the leak is true and bolas gets de-sparked and put in the time out corner for millenia that's arguably better than killing himnow not only is he not an old walker he's not even a planeswalker anymore so he's just king shit of fuck mountain
What jank are you brewing? Or want to?Jund Gravitic Punch here, testing in gold and it's shit but still satisfying when works.Pic related, i won the next turn with a swing, a gravitic punch and lighting bolt
>Endgame leaks>mtga's version of endgame keeps leakingI guess marvel felt left out
>tfw f2p player and can never play cool jank decks because I also play paper and need to craft whatever deck I'm playing in paper for practicefeels mediocre, man
>>250252520>that's arguably better than killing himyou know how I know you're a liberal?anti death penalty
>>250252509>They're dead. Let it go.right, and slivers are humans with tentacle hair too
>>250252643>anti death penaltywhat the actual fuck are you talking aboutbolas has spent 60+ years doing nothing but trying to get more power and no he has no power at allkilling him would be a mercy, now he has to just sit there and whine for the next however many tens of thousands of years until he dies of old age
>>250252650delete that nu-Sliver, it hurts me deeply to see
>>250252728>actual fuck>king shit of fuck mountainget out of here tumblr
>>250252804too bad it happened once so now that means its canon forever and there's no take backs, correct?
>>250252932what are you even talking about
>>250252650>>250252946>This level of coping>T-t-they're totally g-gonna bring the two shitty Eldrazi back, you guiseSo sad. Almost as sad as the guys that want Yawgmoth back.
>>250252098what does the S stand for?
>>250252509Anon, they retconned it. They destroyed the Eldrazi's physical representation, but they are still there.
>>250253046Yawgmoth's dead, he was a human (albeit a very powerful one) but he died and has remained dead for some hundred years.The eldrazi titans don't even exist really outside of the blind eternities and ugin even specifically said that killing them wouldn't work. Going off of what emmy said too there's no reason to believe they're gone. They realized they made a major fuck up (like the shitty human slivers) so they went back on what happened.
>>250252564Rakdos Cavalcade with Vicious Conquistador, Footlight Fiend, and the shitty Goblin that can be sacced for 1 damage.Basically unending poke damage.
>play 2 BO3 games>already stutteringFixYourMemoryLeak
>>250253432Buy Our Shuffler
>bolas blows the heroes the fuck out >they spend a couple of months doing standard shit isolated from eachother>they come back and suddenly can winreally violates my suspension of disbelief
>>250253570isn't ugin the one that beats himthat makes more sense than jace just suddently being able to mindrape bolas after he got his powerup
>>250253278>>250253341Cope.Battle for Zendikar explicitly stated they got dragged into the physical realm and incinerated for real. Ugin was pissed that they were killed for good. At no point have any of the lore or the developer comments back-tracked on this, despite popular /tg/ narrative suggesting otherwise. Your dipshits are dead and I'm glad of it.
>>250253673>Battle for Zendikar explicitly stated they got dragged into the physical realm and incinerated for real.yes, yes they didjust like the slivers were now humaneveryone (rightfully) lost their shit at this and wotc backtracked
>>250253785The slivers that were human were always slivers from another plane, not the original ones. Look at you cope lmfao.
>>250253641The spoilers said they were about to kill him but then Jace had to do some random shit to put him in the meditation realm because if he died there he'd come back later
>>250252564>big from sees some playnice, i love jank
>>250253785You might get some Kozilek or Ulamog fan-service in a supplemental set, amigo, like Modern Horizons or something, but your delusions of them not being dead are unhealthy.
When are we getting more spoilers are we done for today?
>>250254751probably done for the day
What are your thoughts on CABS draft theory?Here's the article in case you wanna read up on it:https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/limited-information/cabs-theory-2015-08-19Someone linked that a few threads ago and it completely changed the way I draft (and get results). I've played very few draft games because the gold cost is very high and it's been a little difficult for me to get how to draft well in spite of reading about BREAD and understanding the basics of limited formats as I've played mostly "Arena" when playing Hearthstone a couple of years back. Before CABS I got 7 wins 1 or 2 times, generally win 3, lose 3, but also many win 1 lose all. In the last 2 days I got three 7 wins, mostly 4 or 5 wins, and just 1 or 2 1win runs, mainly playing guilds I wasn't comfortable with.The quick rundown on CABS would be:Don't play more than 2 coloursPlay around 15+ creaturesPlay a low-mid curve, mainly 2/3 dropsHigh priority cards (after creatures) are mainly combat tricks and removalI guess there are more things to take into consideration for each set, like drafting only the guilds that are in that set. Trying to draft rakdos in GRN would be a bad idea.Also playing something you're familiar with or colors you actually like. Both of my 1/2 win games were Izzet, which I wasn't familiar with because I mainly play black or green.Anyway, I just wanted to thank you for making me aware of CABS!
Is the whole blue/black/white control dominance thing over yet?
>>250255162I think the new hotness is being a Jund-Grug at the moment.
>>250255162no esperniggers are still there
>>250255162hold that thought whiteboy
>>250255064You're welcome, buddy. Obviously not the most optimal way to draft, but it teaches you valuable lessons in how Magic works.Remember to check out our podcast, donate to our patreon and buy your singles and boxes from Channel Fireball.com
>>250255348Well shit. What about that blue/red Niv Mizzet shit?
>>250255561Niv Mizzle now lives mainly in blue/red/green since you run him with wilderness rec and then go apeshit and machine gun your opponent down in one turn.
>>250255667Is green/white, black/white, or black/green remotely viable yet?
>It's another "Ben Stark is stuck drafting the shitty inferior sets because it's the ones the Arena developers decided to make ranked" episodeGod damn it.
>>250255805There's a little more green/white currently, yeah. It still falls over to sweepers but some people make it work. And I believe there's a playable black/white angels deck if you're loaded.
>>250255805if you have to ask youre not at the level of competitiveness where it matters
So they literally killed three white men? The absolute madmen?
>>250256131Domri is even British, the ultimate White Imperialists.
>>250255934>limitedWho cares, limited is a joke.
>>250255934>omg BenS is the best>BenS is the master>BenS BenS BenS BenS BenS BenS >tune in and he's going 1-2 drop AGAIN>his videos are 0-2 drop>goes 0-3 drop at the ProTourYea, right
>>250256131Gideon, Domri and?>>250256206Draft is the best way to play Magic, you simp
>>250256264>>250256301Oh, right. Wish they killed all white men cause at least it'd mean Jace is gone.
Surprising lack of dead walkers so far for those land images with sparks flying all over the placeAlso what was the deal with the candles in the announcement trailer
>people on here take "for fun" formats like limited and singleton seriously
you guys seen that croatian draft streamer JustLolaMan? best streamer by far and not a whiny jewish bugman like BenS
>>250256847>Surprising lack of dead walkers so far for those land images with sparks flying all over the placea lot of them die, it's just they're all nameless who walkers>candlesit looked cool
So you basically the order you have to invest resources in is:>rdw or a tranny blue deck to farm quick>Every single shock/check land>Actual decks you want to playAm I correct?
Am I a good goy to my WotC overlords? Why arent you doing your part to help the employees pay their rent and bills and feed their families by buying digital goods?
>>250257121>being an arenabab
>>250257202because i buy paper goods because i can play real formats with them
DAILIES NIGGADO EM
>>250257202>continues to ignore fixing fundamental flaws and bugs in the game>Thanks for the money!WOTC deserve no support
>>250256847My first take on that trailer was that all of them are dead and that's why they are depicted on those glasses, like it's a Ravnica church after the war, and the candles are obviously their sparks, but just one remains so probably only one PW will survive.
>you'll get brawl in arena when it's popular in paperwhat the fuck kind of backwards logic is this, rosewater
>>250257202How much was that?
>>250257202shouldve bought 99/99 guilds/allegiance
>>250257202is this game too expensive to enjoy? would I be retarded to start now?
>>250251706he got trannied and is probably tied up in their closet
>>250257597You don't need to spend any money. Start now and enter in the Ravnica codes since WotS will probably get rid of the free Guilds code
>>250257202Now do a charge back to get all your money back and open those packs
>>250257841There's a free guilds code?
>>250257953bro no what if he gets a 2 hour ban
>>250257202You're a big goy.
>>250251025Link or pic of the leak plz
I raped a staff member.
>try to play fun deck>get matched against mono red and esper every gamewhy even try
>>250258709is rape more of a black or red thing to do
>>250258801play the 120 undergrowth deck you'll get matched against precons and jank all day.
>>250258916I tried that earliergame wouldn't give me any playable handslost to green/white precon because only draw land
>>250258887It depends on the reason for the rape. Any color can do anything if there's an in color explanation for it.
>>250255064>Cabs theoryHow is this a theory? It’s just generic, obvious shit.
>>250255064How is it effectively any different from BREAD? Isn't the result the same with the same concepts?
>>250258887depends on the kind of rapeforceful rape is red, date rape or blackmailing for sex would be black
>>250258217any other codes?
>caring about MTG lorelmao it's just a fucking card game bros
>>250258887Here's a color guide to rape;"I'm going to rape this person/creature/thing....Green - "... For purposes of procreation and the good of the species!"Red - "... Necause my passion will not be contained!"Black - "... To assert my dominance over another!"White - "... Because I am afforded the right to do so by a higher calling!"Blue - "... To become familiar with the functions and qualities of pussy!"
>>250259936Looks like I'm a Rakdos rapist! Although I might be Grixis, blue sounds a little off to me. Wouldn't it be more illusion/mind control/blackmail rapey?
>>250259936the way in which it's conducted is the more defining characteristic as opposed to the motivation, don't you think? every color wants to assert dominance for example
>>250259936>Green - "... For purposes of procreation and the good of the species!"explain garruk raping liliana????
>>250260335every color definitely does not necessarily want to assert dominance. Not by philosophy anyway. Obviously we as players want to dominate our opponents and their strategies, but the colors themselves do not necessarily go for that in their personalities or identity.
>>250260520wasnt he black by then or am i misremembering
Standard reprint when?
>>250260573yes yes well done blue well done blue HOWEVER
>visit lgs>know the owner pretty well>know he sells bulk online>ask him how WAR preorders are going>tells me he has already sold 100 "The Elderspell" preorders in the past 6 hoursGet your pre-orders in soon lads this shit's going to chase rare
>>250260335the intention of "assert dominance" in this case is more along the lines of having a personal power fantasy that you are more powerful than someone else and can do whatever you want to them because they can't do anything to stop you from owning them.
>>250260728retard treasure cruise is so busted its banned in legacy
>>250260827I really don't get the hype for this card. When's the last time you plyaed a competitive game and your opponent had two or more planeswalkers on the field?I feel like if you reach that point then you've lost in a way that removal can't fix
>>250260943Treasure Cruise is broken in Legacy and Modern (and Pauper) because they've got assloads of cheap cantrips.It was a fair card in Standard.
>>250261108>2 mana kill any planeswalker>I dont get itlol
>>250261108There's too many in this set at varying costs and utilities for there to not be at least some sort of deck that stacks the shit out of them and proliferates. Not to mention the second part of the Elderspell meaning people running it are urged to have have their own PWs etc
>>250261108>2 mana >kill EVERY PLANESWALKER YOU WANT>pump your own PW by 2 for every deaddid i mention TWO MANA?
>>250260728some editfag lurking around today? Just asking, because I'll have you know that I'm still very interested in Kaya exchanging that breastplate for a pair of big, chocolate-milkers
>>250261108at worst you kill 1 pw for 2 manaat best you ult a pw the turn you play it
doesn't the amount of proliferate and loyalty token placement stuff mean that the big ult walkers are going to be fucking broken
>>250260561cursed by the chain veil, he was green/black then, so I think the example holds. He was asserting dominance, but he totally wanted to breed her
>>250261928yes and I put my money on it that that archetype will dominate standard
>>250261928maindeck 4 repudiate
>>250261537You're just gonna have to settle for all-natural orc milkers
>>250262234what's the difference?
>NOOOOOOOO REEEE MOMMY I WAS SUPPOSE TO WIN THIS ISN'T FAIR IT ISN'T ISN'T ISN'T NOOOOOOOOOWhy has literally every single opponent I've gotten since plat been some slow-playing filthy subhuman nigger?
>>250262328the number of nipples
>>250262328Not sure if that counts as 'chocolate'
>>250262425orzhov faggot id rope you too
>>250262551Any excuse for your low IQ
>>250262425He has 3 timers and you 4. Stop complaining like a bitch.
>>250262425>playing slow durdling wincon>wtf why is he salty
Does Karn do fucking anything in this set's story? He's the second oldest pw alive after Ugin/Bolas and carrying the spark of motherfucking Ur a should be retarded strong.
>>250262425lmao I played against that same fucking faggot earlier today and he did the same thinggood job raping him again bro
Hey fellas. Just downloaded the game last night after people here said to just hop in and grind.I've gotten most of the mastery web, should I aim to fill that up before doing any deck building? I've been doing very well with the premade green deck so far. I purchased that 5 dollar starter deal for 5 packs and some gems and I don't plan on buying anything else.
>>250262720Shut the FUCK up *crunches your head into smitheroons*
>>250257202Whats the green icon next to your wildcard indicator?
>>250263293Stop shitting up the game you slow coon
>>250262425earlier today I was playing against some guy, he had won so I was just gonna let him finish me off but then started showboating with a bunch of random shit even though literally all he had to was attack with one creature so I just roped him to the end.
does domri rade, /our guy/ die?
>>250263106Fill up your tree and get a stockpile of wildcards while you decide what kind of playstyle you like, and only then spend them all to build a workable deck for yourself. Don't forget rarelands are a big prereq for multicolored decks so monored, blue, and white are pretty popular, thoyou can make a decent green stompy list that'll work but won't be toptier.
>>250264197i unironically thought domri was a bulldyke butch lesbian at first
>stuck on 2 land multiple games in a rownice shuffler wotc
>>250264525dude i drew 10 lands out of 20 cards in an 18 land deck a few matches ago
>>250264525Sorry, you've reached your maximum number of free premium shuffles for today.If you'd like more, please purchase a bundle in our shop.
>>250264197>Bolascuck>being /our guy/
Where do I purchase the premium shuffler?
>>250264817>cheering on the cuckwatch
>>250264823he just outplayed you with a better deck
>>250264823>running gigantosaurus with mountains in the deckahhhnot how you wanna do that bud
>opponent has 200+ card deck>turn 1 >plains>ajanis welcome>turn 2>ajanis pridemate
Planeswalkers should be limited 1 per deck. Prove me wrong.
>>250265817What's the maximum deck size? 200 seems absurd.
>>250251025Where can I read this leak?
*playset of 1 PW
>>250259397"Bread" isn't really advice. Drafting good cards instead of bad cards is obvious, but it doesn't tell you what are bombs or duds. And if you follow it without thinking you'll end up with some 5C abomination.
>>250265817WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER
>>250265993On Arena, I think it's 250 cards. In paper, no hard limit but you have to be able to shuffle your deck on your own.
>>250266213BREAD is a philosophy but you do need to know what cards are good. The point of BREAD is about what you prioritize first. Stuff that that can win you the game > Stuff that stops your opponent from winning the game > Stuff your opponent can't stop > stuff that just helps you fill out a curve and apply pressure > garbage.
are the servers dead?
>>250266959>>250267230just restart the game. It happens sometimes.
>>250266965>BREAD is a philosophy but you do need to know what cards are good.Yeah, so for a new player it's more useful to know what generally makes a good deck: low curve, few colors and a lot of board interaction.
>>250267550i guess they are only a small indie company
>>250267579I think the only major problem with BREAD is that it doesn't really explicitly tell you to try to stick to a core 2-3 colors (depending on the amount of potential fixing you might find).
>>250267856Bread itself doesn't directly tell you, but it's pretty clear you have to keep your colors in check if you've had any experience whatsoever in building a deck. Even in constructed you can't easily just play a 5 color monstrosity.
>esper uses expansion and then counters my spellwow...control is so hard...
>>250268172to be fair in using expansion he lost his explosion to draw cards with
>>250268263he used expansion and then played the counter so he didn't get anything off expansion, and he can't use explosion he's esper
>>250252392Bolas is Rosewater's true self-insert
>>250268342>he used expansion and then played the counter so he didn't get anything off expansion
>>250268537esper doesn't run red critical reading retard
>>250268814I was confused about the first half, I didn't even include "explosion" you dummy
>>250268537>>250269000he used the counter before letting expansion resolve so he copied a spell that got removed from the stack
>>250269369Yeah you’re supposed to expansion whatever spell they cast, resolve it, then cast the counter spell before resolving the original spell.
>>250261108There's also never been a set with 36 new planeswalkers
im starting to get tired of wilderness reclamation decks. just two matches ago I had a 30 minute match against one. I thought low elo was still gates and merfolk
>>250263321I'll give you the real answer. It's a free event entry token, for either sealed or traditional draft.
>>250270826based and zombie pirate pilled
>>250262059Not really, he was just mad about the curse.
>>250260520She's got healthy breasts and good hips for birthing. Plus, a strong will to survive.
>>250272753But how's her brap game?
>>250270939Huh? It didn't display anything when I used the sealed/draft codes from cardboard prereleases.>>250272753By the way, is Teferi the only PW who had children?
>>250272753More like saggy tits, no ass, old lady hands, the complexion of a corpse and blatant disregard for everything but herself.
Some leak from reddit
>>250273394Based Teferi time traveling to bring us leaks
>>250273394Welp, pretty much confirms the leaks are real.
>>250273394>Niv wasn't an elder dragonI'm sorry what? I know he wasn't one of dominarian "elder dragons" but wasn't he the only surviving elder dragon from Ravnica?
So Huatli and Saheeli are banging right?
>>250273613Being the oldest dragon isn't the same as being an elder dragon.
>>250273827Yeah but all dragons (at least the first broods) are made the same way. Big Mommy ur Dragon "manifests" on the plane, flaps her wings to make storms. BAM you got yourself some elder dragons, and from them come the rest. I guess it was never explicitly stated but I always just assumed Niv was one of them because of how much smarter and far more powerful he is than "regular" dragons.
>>250273394I can’t read that blurry shit. Can a zoomer with better eyesight greentext it?
>>250274126>u dumb fuk, just because niv wasn't badass you underestimated him, and forgot you put your mana into hazoret's spear so Sarkhan got it for me and I gave it to Super Saiyan god Niv and shanked you with it>now you're stuck here, and I deleted your name so your just some nameless fuck who can't planeswalk stuck on this borderline empty plane forever haha get rekt.
is the fifty pack thing worth it? the preorder?
>>250274367not really unless you REALLY want that card.
>>250274367You're getting about 5 bonus packs from buying gems and doing the 9000 gem 45 pack (you get 9200 for 50$). Overall....I guess if you were going to drop money on packs anyway, but the 100$ gem deal still seems to be the best overall.
>>250274254>bolas revives 200 years later in elderspells V ravnica
>>250273394> Lord Nico Bolas the elder dragon god pharaoh planeswalker job to some dragon nerd from RavnicaLol. Fuck this fanfiction shit
>>250274597>some dragon nerdLiterally the Firemind himself. If there was any dragon that would have outwitted Bolas it would have been Niv. Ugin was far too "let's wait and see" and "I should come up with an overly elaborate plan that involves trying to trick him into going to this random plane to trap him",
>>250273394All was well
>>250274692>Ugin was far too "let's wait and see"Reminds me of Near
>>250273613The dominarian elder dragons ARE "the elder dragons."
>>250274565The $100 gem price and the $50 preorder pack are the same price in cash-to-packs, assuming you aren't being charged extra tax on the preorder or anything which apparently some euros were/are.
How do you pronounce Ugin? Like Eugene?
>>250274912Every plane that has dragons should have (had) elder dragons because the mechanics of dragons coming to be there in the first place are the same. With the singular exception of Tarkir which was Ugin's fault for just constantly jizzing up storms.
>>250270939How do you get one?
How is MTG not just "who ever draws better then their opponent wins"?
>>250275439but it is
>>250275439sometimes it's "dont be retarded and win"
>>250275439In mirror matches it's usually like that.
>>250273394Asshurt phoneposter btfo
>>250275439Listen that's my wife you just posted and I'm pretty sure I didn't give you permission for that.
>>250274367>Is the fifty pack thing worth it? the preorder?Unless you're one of those people who just hate the idea of throwing money at games, it's a great deal better in value than just buying gems for packs.If you're a limited/draft fag and are actually good at drafting, you could argue gems for drafting is better value over time. You won't miss the cardback much, but the Liliana super art might not be available for later purchase with gems.>t. omega whale
>>250273247Tamiyo has children too, she has a whole family back on Kamigawa with a husband, a bunch of rabbit kids, and an adopted rat child>>250274089presumably there were Elder Dragons on Ravnica tens of thousands of years, and they're all gone now. Niv must've been one of their descendantsand while it's really stupid, it's also totally in character for Bolas to go "t-there's no way he's smarter than me, he wasn't even spawned from the Ur-Dragon directly!" he's like the insecure skinhead who goes on about how Irish or Poles or Slavs or whoever aren't really White, so naturally he must be superior to them
>>250273247Angrath's whole shtick was that he was a family man who wanted to go home but was stuck on ixalan. Has two cow daughters, iirc.
Why the FUCK is commander the most boring format to play. There's literally no fun decks to be played.
>>250275373You can get redeemable codes from real life pre-release events in stores.
>>250275439It's also about drawing proper number of lands, not too few, not too many
>>250275439what are you, retarded? Who said it wasn't?
Do people know they can make their own original decks in this game?
Why do people keep disconnecting when they are going to lose to my deck next turn in Arena?
>>250277379Not enough people playing aggro pirates. Or aggro black. If you're going rakdos, might as well go theater of horrors. If a slower black deck, twilight profit with have you gain life, instead.
>>250277379It's like a worse dark confidant, it only works in aggro decks but in theory it's effect is amazing.
>>250277691blueniggers dont allow to play fun decks
>>250273394>Bolas getting BTFO'd be Niv's keikaku.Niv-Mizzet confirmed to be daddiest of all the dragons.
play dive down decks if you want to beat esper nigger deckst. esper nigger player
>>250279623What dive down decks exist? Just mono U tempo? Haven't played since before Allegiance dropped so I don't know.
>>250279696Esper angels runs dive downs.
I can't decide on what my favorite color combination is and it bothers me. I want to focus on one deck and get good at it but instead I keep playing different decks. Is that silly?
>>250274597Less embarrassing to lose to Niv than Tetsuo.
>>250279623>use dive down man it will totally save you from my boardclear :^)
>>250279696seen it in UR drakes
>>250279889dive down decks usually run spell pierce, and attempting to boardwipe them on curve can result in you losing on the spot.esper niggers atm are overloaded on spot removal anyways, so blanking it, continuously representing a thread and denying chemister's turns for as long as possible can be beneficial
>>250279990This. How come UR drakes is suddenly popular? And for some reason i'm running into a shit ton of mill and dimir discard though.
>>250279835Just means you like a lot of things. If you wanna focus, just try to think about what one color offers that you like most, and branch out from there. Like for me, my favorite is easily black, and I think Orzhov is my favorite two-color pairing.
>>250278936>everything is blue's faultRight
Fill your chest
>play esper>drool on keyboard>win
>>250280181I don't know. I like black too but I also like Angels and Dragons and Dimir and Azorius but at the same time I hate control decks.
>>250281463Just play a slightly controlly midrange deck. You only have shit to keep them honest not to shut them out of the game.
>Bolas gets imprisoned in the meditation realm after losing his spark, is stripped of his two names so he can no longer use his magic, and Ugin fuses into the realm to act as his eternal jailer while stopping anyone else from planeswalking to itAlso Nissa/Chandra and Jace/Vraska get made 100% canon with a kiss for each, and while Gideon dies to save Liliana without a kiss it's all but confirmed she had some feelings for him too in the moment with how she reacts.
>>250281386actually true, GAMEPLAY on esper is one of the easiest. you just answer threats on curve.the interesting part is lost in translation from paaper world into digital. for example, i adjust and rebuild mu esper niggers deck IRL after every tournament I participate in, based on what field I saw and what people are teching against the field. in Arena the field is hundreds of thousands of players, you can't properly tech against it.
how do people have fun while playing esper, this shit is so boring
>even after scheming for thousands of years Bolas will be defeated by le epic dragon of smartness who is 10000 years younger than him because WotC loves to jerk off Izzetfags
>>250281724there is no better feeling than cucking fair strategies
>>250281739Well I mean really he was only partially defeated by him, but also by his brother, and the people he thought he controlled. It's honestly fairly gratifying to see dragon boner man finally do something not fucking stupid for once.
>>250281635>finally get gay representation with major characters in mtg>it's the two the Gatewatch storyline has entirely ruined and who have such bad chemistry the majority of their fans are c/u/cks instead of actual gay peopleBRAVO WOTCRAVO
>>250281543Yeah but what do I play?Jeskai AngelsOrzhov AngelsEsper AngelsEsper MidrangeMono-Black AggroOrzhov VampiresGrixis Dragons
>>250281724I sometimes play Esper Control out of rage from losing so much to it and I watch tv while I do it.
>>250281635Wow, charisma void Nissa and janked storyline Chandra. Well done WotC.
>>250281635>Also Nissa/Chandra and Jace/Vraska get made 100% canonThere isn't anything about that on your pages.
>Chandra just blows up the Immortal Sun, everyone escapesFor a genius dragon Bolas sure is retarded to never have considered that.
Ah, yes, Gideon sacrifices himself for Liliana while not achieving anything on his own. Gideon's whole purpose was to die for Liliana, a character he didn't have any lasting bond with. This is just insultingly bad writing.
>>250282545So this is power of thousands years scheming..whoa
>>250273394>"No!">YESnice quality writing, jotc
Is it unreasonable to be pissed at this?First I still need some mythics from that set.Second you need to get 19 duplicate mythics to do ONE quick draft? Really?
>>250282742printing digital cards ain't free, we've got many costs to cover. Our pentium 2 servers costs us 1M dollar each 20 minutes.Please buy more gems.
not sure how to feel about this daily reward
>>250282707Deserves a Pulitzer
EVERYONE IS HERE UwU
>>250283374Now just do nothing but make jace. Don't ult anyone just more jace.
>>250282545>chandra just blows [thing] upalright WotC you can just stop this at any time. Just, fucking, stop.
>>250282742Its basically them saying "hey, you don't get nothin arright?"
Who's brewing now that most of WAR is spoiled?Anyone have a good home for Ral or Saheeli? I want to make a UR spellslinger/spells matter deck and I'm not sure if Drakes is the way to go still.
>>250281635>Jace/VraskaGood>Nissa/ChandraI'm sorry what?
>>250281635>Gideon dies10/10, what a champion! What a time to be alive!
>>250282545Not even Chandra, it was LazavAlso people didn't escape, they went to Amonkhet to stop the Eternal reinforcements
In mtga what sets can be used?
>>250284364this ain't google bitch
>>250284364Until they make post-modern/standard-plus/whateverhttps://whatsinstandard.com/
>>250281635>he struggled to suppress a tantrumVISIBLY
>>250283778>Jace/Vraska>Good>/ourqueen/ going with a blue nigger is goodkys
AWWWWWWW DING GURL U TELLS EM HOW IT BE N SHIEET
>>250284457welcome to the racism of yesterday
>>250284406That's lame. Someone told me about the second sun card that wins you the game and I wanted to try it out. I like alternate win conditions.
>>250284445They have actual chemistry, and jace needs a domme in his life.
>>250284412Bolas has always been a petulant twat. Honestly, this defeat isn't nearly as unflattering as his first death at the hands of Tetsuo, when he fell for the most obvious trap possible just because he was so pissed off that someone had the nerve to stand up to him. At least this time he gets outmaneuvered by Niv and Ugin, who are supposed to be his equals.
So let me get this straight.I started playing magic with arena, loved the diversity of the cards and decks you can build.Then I started playing ranked. I just lost a full rank to monoW with perfect curves and free conclave tribunals.How the fuck do you put up with a game with so much variety in it that just doesn't fucking matter because the only deck used are 3 fucking monocolored decks, all the fucking time.Magic might not be shit but arena was a mistake.
>>250284554There are always a few alternate win conditions kicking around standard. Right now we have revel in riches, which wins you the game if you collect twenty treasures. There's also jace version 5304 which wins you the game if you no cards left in your library.
>>250284628>imagine being such a faggot that you care about couplesNu-mtg invites the dumbest people
>>250281635>Also Nissa/Chandra and Jace/Vraska get made 100% canon with a kiss for each, and while Gideon dies to save Liliana without a kiss it's all but confirmed she had some feelings for him too in the moment with how she reacts.funny how that wasn't mentioned in either the original plot leak or the Reddit post where you got that image. also the guy who posted the leaks made a big deal of that fact that Ral was revealed to be gay in the book and dating that Orzhov lawyer, yet never mentioned anything about Chandra or Nissa.
>>250284656Stop playing ranked if you care about diversity. It's going to be spikes playing netdecked bullshit with the occasional guy who doesn't care about his rank after reaching whatever rank playing jank.
>>250284554Play a combo deck. That's kind of like an alt wincon. The new Ral has an infinite damage combo with two Expansions.
>>250284747>imagine being such a faggot Why would you need to do that? Been a hot minute since you sucked your last dick?
>>250284554New Bolas will have -8 win the game.
>>250284656That's just how standard work.
>monowhite nigger ropping against abzan chadGet cucked
>>250284656Play Modern. There are tons of good decks.
>>250284656>playing competitively>shocked when people play the best decks most of the time because they want to winWelcome to the real world.
>>250284991You mean that's just how any competitive game works. People find a meta of what's the most optimal thing to play. People find something that counters that and is more optimal. And so on and so forth, until it stabilizes. And then someone usually finds something new or something new is released to shake things up yet again.
>opponent topdecks his bombs TWICE>I keep drawing lands>mfw>my soul when this happens even in draft
>>250284760Original 4chan plot leak confirmed jace and vraskaReddit leak confirmed chandra and nissa and said on their discord they kiss too but leave the talk for later
>>250284887>triggered shipfaggotI remember when mtg was half decent, good times
>>250285081>bullying newfags with starter cardsOnly one step above bullying Sparky.>>250285145>phoenix, death shadow, storm, phoenix, tron, tron, tron, Jace/Teferi, phoenixIt's really not that different, if you play competitive leagues.The problem with arena though, is that people mostly play meta even in unranked.
>>250285308You're the one that started whinging my dude.
JACE AND VRASKA KISSACEANDVRASKAKISS
>>250284656Lol compared to other cardgames competetive is very balanced and diverse. You mentioned 3 monocolour decks, are you only playing BO1? Because in BO3 two 3 colour decks rule the meta with a dozen other decks following closely
>>250285428>"You're not allowed to disagree!"This isn't reddit friendo, if you act like a fag, you're gonna be called out.
>>250285606What a fag.
>>250285467I wonder how fuckin smelly she is.
>>250285696>implying mushrooms don't smell good
>>250285290the person being quoted in the pic is the one who originally revealed the leaks on the Salvation forums... all of his posts and most of the posts quoting him were deleted, but I remember him mentioning that Ral and Tomik were a couple, it's not focused on at all though, it basically comes up in a conversation at the very end where Ral is like "yeah there's a lot you didn't know about me, I have a life too"that doesn't rule out the Chandra/Nissa theory but I think it'd be odd for this guy to not mention that, considering he made such a big deal out of Ral having a boyfriend even though it's barely mentioned
>>250285412>having any pity for monowhite fagsMay it be starter deck or full fledged aggro, I'll continue to bully them with Tier 4 decks
>>250273394>To make his ultimate point, the Spirit Dragon straightened...What a cliffhanger! Did he rape Nicola Bola?
>>250285798you can claim not to be triggered but you pretty obviously are my man.
>>250285927>triggered shipfag literally cannot stop seething
>>250285467>you will never know the joy of finding your beautiful snakefu alive after you thought she had died in the massive battle you just fought>you will never cry out her name and see the joy light up in her eyes as you both make your way to the other>you will never stop just short of touching her as you stand together in silence, scared to take the last step and risk rejection, only to have her pull you into a deep kiss>you'll never feel her tentacles tug off your hood and curl around the back of your head to pull you in again when you almost ruin the moment by trying to speak Jace is the luckiest man in that novel
>>250286084>he's trying this hardShipfags and waifufags need to leave
>>250286287just jerk off in your cuck corner sonny boy. You have no power here.
>>250285740Hmmmmm... Okay, you're right, they do smell good. The only thing makes me a little bit anxious - I never tried to bang a mushroom
>>250286260>tentacle locking you into a kissOkay not gonna lie that's a new fetish of mine.
>>250285803They aren't going to actually depict something as controversial as homofaggotry on a card. Maybe hot lesbos are acceptable though.Also, I don't remember any cards with characters kissing or any kind of romance. So if they make a Jace/Vraska one, that'd be unusual.
>>250286376>>250286317>shipfags trying to defend themselves using normie memes>mfw
>>250286260>you will never stop just short of touching her as you stand together in silence, scared to take the last step and risk rejection, only to have her pull you into a deep kissHow do i say this? It's a bit crude, but... I got a BONER.
>>250286601>normies You just posted Pewds my dude. You're about as normalfag as they come.
>>250286601Pewdiepie is the epitome of normies flirting with the alt-right.
>>250286718>doesn't enjoy the best mtgA content on the internet>shipfagIt's just getting worse
>>250286868I wonder if someone could actually be intimidated by this goofy looking twink pointing a gun at them.
>>250286868DUDE HE GOT TO MYTHIC
>>250286928And yet here you are>>2502870463 times, no tranny or nigger cards allowed
>>250287172>And yet here you areBeing completely unimpressed.
>>250287172I got to Mythic every time. With meme decks. Yesterday with Superfriendos.
>>250287224>triggered enough to reply>>250287228>not streaming itGood poofs there
>>250287364>>triggered enough to reply
I want to play singleton but I also want to at least go even, are there any good decks other than boros aggro? My own brews go 3-3 at best.I'm open for pretty much any color combination, mono colored is fine too.
>>250287412>no uHow can one BASED Youtuber upset lefties this much
>>250287527Based PewDiePie poster is btfo trannies, keep it up
>>250287046>>250287172you mean someone grinded his account to mythic for him
>>250287692>he cannot fathom or understand how (1) BASED youtuber could ever be better than him
>a shit tonne of planeswalkers get leaked>nobody cares>some tranny's preview card gets leaked>waaaaaaaaaaaah you're spoiling it!
Does a character's death stop Wizards from printing cards of that character?
>>250288623most of the time
>>250288623Sadly yes usually, but sometimes they do the right thing.
>>250288623No. The entire boomernaria set is filled with character from early days of mtg, most of whom are dead.
>>250288623Not if they're still part of the story, like UginThey could also come back for memorial sets
>>250289008and to think the original serra angel was going to be serrated angel, which would have made the character of serra never exist until someone said that serrated angel sounded a bit too aggro for an angel.
>>250287897The entire Magic community lost their shit yesterday because of a few Spanish langauge leaks, with content creators even refusing to acknowledge them when doing their daily spoiler videos. Yet nobody said anything when we got that grainy image of all the planeswalker cards a few weeks ago. Obviously some special snowflake is upset at having their preview leaked and whipped the tranny legion into a fervor.
>>250289463People were upset because the Spanish spoilers leaked the storyThe PW cards didn't have any story spoilers
>>250289463>content creatorsYou mean the streamers? You realize those are wotc lapdogs on salary, right? Of course they are not going to review leaks, otherwise that'd mean that wotc is officially okay with leaking.
>>250287897>>250289463...are you under the impression that Huatli is supposed to be trans?
>>250289047the only "old" characters who got cards in Dominaria were Teferi and Jhoira, you retard
>>250289756I hope you are just pretending to be retarded.
What are the best 5 cards in the new set so far and if someone disagrees with you call them a nigger.
>>250289463>tranny legionit was BRs being BRs
>>250289926Nick BolassDreadhorde ButcherMurder GirlElderspell is good for sideboardsLiliana's Edict
>>250290168massacre girl sucks you dumb edh queer
Nice dive downs, tranny.
>>250283374So... This is the power of sub-90% mythic...
>>250289926TeferiBolasEldrespellRoaleskIllharg>>250290298>trannyStop misgendering the drakes!
>>250289926No particular orderBolasTeferiElderspellKefnetLiliana
>>250290276how is a board wipe that leaves behind a 4/4 bad?
>>250289872yeah on second check there's a few recurring but they're all immortals or otherwise long-lived>>2502898736 out of 44 legendary creatures who were around the last time we saw Dominaria and five of them are immortalsbut yes the set is totally full of dead characters mr mouthbreathing cretin
>>250290515Fuck, the elder dragons were in m19, not dominaria.
>>250290168BolasMassacre GirlSolar BlazeDreadhorde InvasionThe Ratchet Bomb land
Is elderspell really going to be that good? How often do you think you’ll hit more than one walker? And how often do you think you’ll have your own on the board when you use it?
>>250291362Doesn’t matter, it’s two mana walker removal. Sideboard staple in midrange/control shells, even in modern.
>>250291362>2 mana kill target Teferi>Is it good
>>250283374>4 colors>5 basics
>>250291464Oh yeah, it’s an amazing sideboard card, it’ll probably stay there mostly.
>>250290168This but drop massacre for ashiok, who I think will be a great sideboard addition for graveyard hate
>>250291464Modern has Pithing Needle, which shuts down anything with abilities, including lands, not just walkers, and you can't just play another copy, you have to have artifact removal to get rid of it.>>250291559Not everyone can be a whale.
>>250291675If you’re asking if I would maindeck the card: no, probably not (for the same reason I wouldn’t maindeck spyglass). However, it depends on just how planeswalker fiesta the meta becomes; that card could certainly be a mainboard staple if the meta revolves around walkers.
>>250289008>the reveal was almost 2 months ago>only 2 cardsWHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY THINKING
>>250291685Ashiok isn't that good in standard but will be great in older formats
>>250281635>posting real spoilers to legitimize your bullshit fanfic headcanon
>>250291746You don’t think the card will see any play in modern? I suppose modern isn’t too planeswalker heavy aside from liliana anyways, so the multiple walker effect isn’t as beneficial. Hmm. Perhaps I’m wrong. Pithing and Spyglass are probably superior (unless opp has a ton of artifact removal)
>>250291820Comes out early June anyway, the spoilers should start in a couple of weeks
>>250291820not wanting to take away WAR hype probably
>>250291820>the reveal was almost 2 months ago>still no big-tiddy editthat's the real problem here
>>250282957throw it into phylactery lich.dek
>>250289008(=OwO=)"I-If I a-ask her o-on a date will s-she accept? :3c
>>250291927I still think arbiter will be the hate of choice in modern since it can put on pressure while also achieving its ability most of the time (since two mana is much more valuable in modern anyway). I would rather have a card that can pressure/chump than a planeswalker with a marginally better passive. However, other formats are open to debate. I don’t know much about legacy or vintage
>>250291820It's not coming to arena anyway. And the release is far away.>>250291814It's going to be in the maindeck for grixis superfriends, to instawin with Bolas.Otherwise, I think it will be in every black-something deck's sideboard. Other decks will play Sun and Spyglass.>>250292014Liliana, Jace+Teferi, Karn+Ugin. Needle is 1 colorless, Elderspell is 2 black. Needle also comes in against affinity and other creature combos, disables things like Azcanta, spheres/maps and Oblivion Stone in the matchups you typically bring it in, etc. Elderspell gets multiple walkers, but there's rarely more than one on board.
>>250292449>Elderspell gets multiple walkers, but there's rarely more than one on boardYeah, I agree with this. It will make a smaller splash than I was thinking
>>250291362Only if superfriends decks are a thing. Killing a single walker is not that difficult, especially in black, and most walker killspells have the flexibility to kill creatures too. So Elderspell needs either to regularly snipe multiple walkers or to make use of the loyalty siphon effect to see play.
>>250292449>not coming to arenaI actually can see it coming. It could work in the extended format.But probably would be too OP so it'll come when there's more cards from Modern first.
>>250292284She's dead.>>250292841I bet they won't even add kaladesh and amonkhet to post-modern.
>>250293057>kaladesh and amonkhetThe files for those are still in the game.
>>250292353Legacy and Vintage obviously have Dark Ritual and the moxen, Ashiok turn 1 is gonna be extremely crippling vs a ton of decks
*blocks your path*
>>250293416wow look at all that not-thoughtsieze
Why does wizard daddy not let me draw more than 2 lands? Even mono red curves better than me.
>>250293416black looking spicy.
>>250293327In what way would ashiok be crippling that the superior chalice for 1 not be? I'm not seeing it.
>>250294232ashiok shuts down fetch lands so a t1 ashiok can be absolutely crippling.
>>250257215>being jewed in paying premium for cardboardthe only acceptable way to play paper is proxies
>>250294232Shuts down fetches, how are you gonna play with no lands?
>play Bo3>lose first game, sideboard in 5 cards to help with match-up>never draw them>lose second gameSideboard should be 18 cards - 15 isn't enough IMO.
>>250294338Yeah it is a good hoser against really greedy mana bases, basically black/blue blood moon but again most of those decks run heaps of daze/force
Which color do you think is the weakest right now? Will it change with WAR?
>>250294581if the circles of protection got reprinted in core 20, do you think they'd see play?
>>250294467I'd rather stop cantrips and play him not on turn one personally
>>250294729also thoughtseize spellpierce etc
>>250294581black, its only played in decks almost purely for their removal right nowi doubt this will change with WAR unless zombies somehow become t1
>>250294931>unless zombies somehow become t1well this guy does make amass playable kinda, so it might happen.
>>250293327>>250294729>>250294839>t1: mox of your choice, cabal therapy name force of will, ancient tomb, chalice>t2: island, ashiok*dabs*
>>250295092Amass has a couple of neat cards, I think it could end up being the way to go for Grixis
>>250294581green will pretty much always be the most "honest" color and lamest.Green is weak because they still have no way to recover or save themselves from wipes.black is really meh right now compared to the shit they have/had in other formats. powerlevel wise I think the strongest creature is just a 6/6 or 7/9 something IIRCreally lame shitwhite really only has Ajani pridemate and a angel or two as wincons. lets all bow our heads in prayer that Felidar Sovereign makes a reprint in coreset 2020 along with Serra Ascendent.monoblue and monored both btfo everyone else REALLY fucking hard and are obviously the strongest colors
>>250295293>lets all bow our heads in prayer that Felidar Sovereign makes a reprint in coreset 2020 along with Serra Ascendent.from your mouth to god's ears anon. Amen.
>>250295293>mono red>goodmaybe when the explore package rotates out
>>250262234why is reality stranger than fiction?
>>250295575you are delusional right now if you think Golgari explore is somehow holding back RDW.
>>250295178The thought of doing this to a grixisfag gave me an erection
Best cards of the set>GideonHard to kill 4/4 for three with relevant abilities>BolasTeferi but in Grixis>Massacre GirlSB card but will completely RAPE the decks she's sideboarded in against. Might even make it maindeck depending on the meta>Amass in generalAmass is underrated as fuck. Two Dreadhorde Invasions in play gets out of control fast. The 1/4 that gives Armies hexproof is well-stated enough and the sweeper is worst case scenario a 4 mana Pyroclasm. Enter the God-Eternals is instant stabilization as well.>LilianaKilling two creatures and constantly pumping more. 1-of in midrange black decks at least.
>>250295939>Massacre Girlfucking retard>this postfucking retard
>>250295703Explore package plus Moment of Craving plus Duress out of board kills RDW
>>250296083And Krasis of course but if you resolve a huge Krasis RDW has already lost
/GATE NIGGAS/ WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE LOCATED?>*draws a fuckton of cards*>*board wipes you*>*heals for 30 hp*>*headbutts you in the ass with a 15/15 ram boi*I fucking love this deck, good god
>>250296326i only play gates as a shell for lich's mastery, drawing your deck up off of archway angel is just too good.
>>250296083>>>>sideboard>playing any format besides draft,quick match and ranked BO1 where RDW/MonoUTempo is most abundant
>>250296326I want to be a Gatebro, post decklist.
>>250294581As a grug i can say that sadly, green is the weakest color since allegiance, only Vivien is a really really good card, reclamation is also good but it's not useful to G mechanics. Also, we need more hexproof in actually useful creatures. And god, i miss regenerate so much, fucking W stealing it and changing its name.
>>250296523>we need more boglesfuck off
>>250296523seems like theyre tryign to make the new Green keyword "cant be blocked by creatures power X or less/ more than one"not sure how I feel about blue being block shenanigans but I'm willing to see where it goes. while they are at it they should bring back Bushido and give it to green imo along with maybe trying out like "when this creature fights and kills another creature do Y" effect
>>250250650This might actually be the worst fantasy writing I've ever witnessed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA
>>250296503This is what I run right now. I'm still missing some cards like Circuitous Route, another Hydroid Krasis and some lands I want.It still works pretty fine and it's very very fun to play. Feel free to tweek it
>>250296326I love playing against gates with a primal amulet and unmoored ego.
>>250296919>d-d-d-do I f-fit in yet, g-guys?
>>250296834>Ugin and Bolas are Illidan and Sargerasfucking top kek
>>250296834Eh, there are worse Isekaishit.
>>250296993*Negates you*Pssh, nothing personnel kiddo...post deck though, it looks fun
>>250296834>chandra and nissa the shittiest characters become just a yuri fanart paringhonestly makes me laugh
>>250297061I need some fanart of Bolas and Ugin just playing checkers or something out of boredom.>"when is Sarkhan coming over with melee and the gamecube?"
>don't mull>draw 2 lands in the first 15 cards>mull>draw 10 lands
>>250297193Against aggro decks, you might want revitalizes and moments of craving instead.
>>250297230>sir it looks like people hate Chandra and Nissa>MAKE THEM GAY
>>250296834>liliana is now actually invincible with gideons security blanket>literally got everything she wantedlol
>vannifar >not enough toolbox shit to fetch in standard >too vulnerable and slow in modernwhy does it have to be like this bros?
>>250296834>Azor had the sense of putting the Sun in a secret chamber hidden deep in a faraway jungle>Bolas just puts it over one of the plane's most well known buildingsWhat could go wrong
>>250297520go play edh
why are there no spoilers about fat cat ajani in the novelhes the coolest planeswalker and would be anybody's friend
>>250297549No, my friends are all terrible human beings when it comes to EDH, and I don't feel like hunting around to find a decent group.
>>250297662sadly she was designed as a commander like most legends, if you want birthing pod wait for the neoform spell in WAR
>>250297416This actually makes me fucking mad. Gids sacrificing himself so Liliana can live makes no sense at all. They have no history together other than a few moments at Dominaria and Gideon still has to redeem himself over causing his irregulars to die.Plus it means Lili gets away from the story without any comeuppance whatsoever, despite being a bitch for all these years. Except now she is free and has the chain veil to use as she sees fit. No consequences at all.
>>250297659Sarkhan and Ajani buddy cop movie when?
>>250297792Gideon wouldn't leave anyone to die because he's a Messiah complex dumbass
>>250297659>>250297840That would be great
>>250296834How is Niv even being able to keep track of Ral, Vraska and Kaya? Is being the Guildpact kinda like Code Geass where the person just becomes bound to your orders?
>>250297520she seems pretty legit for WAR, 1 drops into Fblthp for two cards, jadelight and reclamation sage for 3 drops, chupacabra and hostage taker for 4, then into bontu or rhonas to finish.
>>250297958>You gain 100 lifeBe still my timmy heart
>>250297230I honestly always though Chandra was gonna end up with gid'sthe two's stories were intertwined and theres a LOT of canon art of them two working together not to mention "immunity to everything" is a pretty good thing to have when your girlfriend is a literal walking nuke. Jace getting Vraska out of nowhere is kinda weird considering not even like 5 years ago the two were trying to kill one another. I wonder if this relationship will actually stick or if Jace is just gonna end up "drifting apart" over the years with Vraska dumping him for being a reclusive wierdo and Dr.Manhattan tier autist. I imagine their relationship being a parallel of thishttps://youtu.be/yRU4iZUsTY0?t=130
>>250298048neoform does it better sadly
>>250297792Lilliana was fated to live because Raven man,chain veil and corrupted Garruk storyline is still going.obv Lili dying was a red herring
>>250298104It'll be interesting to see how often this card gets straight up countered given it's a sorcery
>>250298110They had pretty strongly hinted they were gonna do this yuri pairing in a bunch of stories, I just hope to god we don't see any of the main planeswalkers in Kaldheim or whatever and they let Garruk have his story
>>250297520She wins you the game if you untap with her and another creature in modern. It's actually not a bad deck, even if not tier 1. I think Saffron went 4-1 with it.>>250297659Wanna yiff?
>>250298267little teferi will make sure that doesnt happen.
>>250298283>in a bunch of storiesokay so that ONE moment on Kaladesh?
>>250298283Did they hint at Garruk being there?
>>250297792>be aging really really fast>oy I'll sac myself to make you indestructible>die anywaywotc writers should've read the rules at least once before writing this crap
>>250298293>if you untap with her and another creature in modernThat's a fairly big if, but yeah, it's a pretty nasty effect but I still feel like she is a lightning rod for removal.
>>250259397"Bombs" can be anything that seems powerful, including cards like Wilderness Reclamation that don't affect the board state
>>250298110Chandra/Nissa was literally an idea from Reddit.
>>250298478lmao why the fuck is this green
>>2502984786 fucking cmc, kind of neat for standard though, should have had a draw a card option and it would be like cryptic command's retarded grug brother
>>250298478>or moreYou don't see that one every day. But still, a timmy removal spell. nice.
>>250296998>>250296834>haha we just hate reddit as a joke, r-right?>all of my friends on r/4chan said that it was just a joke
>>250298406thats another thats stupidbreakign the contract was supposed to cause lili to age all at once just turning into dust because all the years she skipped out on would be applied simultaneously.its not like Bolas cracking her contract set actually set her soul on fire or someshit.indistructibility should not have mattered here. if ANYONES spark could help lili it would have to be Teferi's. dilating time enough to keep yourself alive by turning seconds into years.
>>250298575>destroy enchantment>destroy artifact
>>250298575green black has universal destroy spells like ass trophy maelstrom pulse etc etc
>>250296834Oooh hot lesbian sex with chandra x nissa. cant wait.gideon saving lili makes sense tho since gideon is an honorable knight and part of the tenants of chivalry is protecting women and children!
>>250298478why the fuck is this golgari?literally nothing on this art has to do with Golgari.its Maelstorm Pulse all over again.
>>250298575black/green is basically omni-removal. Same with Black/white. See:Vindicate, Ass trophy
>>250297390shit deck no engine
I won't take chandra x nissa seriously until they get butch haircuts, piercings, put on 50 lbs, and wear flannels
>>250298406How do all the other immortal characters survive for thousands of years?>>250298478Yay, more mass removal.
>>2502984786cmc it's too much for a sorcery, either 5cmc sorc or 6cmc instant would have make it playable desu
>>250298841>>250298575>Dumbfucks who don't know the color pie
>>250296834>jace and vraska kiss
So since it's apparently going to be the reason he loses, are we finally going to figure out what the damn egg is? Was it just a mana battery or some shit this whole time?
>>250298110>I imagine their relationship being a parallel of this10/10 anon I could absolutely see question and huntress as jace and vraska
Are you brewing, son?I've been exploring interactions between Time Wipe, new Gideon and Hydroid Krasis. Wipe can bounce Krasis, Gideon is indestructable, he can make other things indestructable so the wipe is asymmetrical, his +1 on krasis is good etc. There's also few new toys in bant like Dovin's Veto for disruption and proliferate cards.I wasn't very impressed with any of my shells. Matchups vs control are good, but it's hard to leverage gideon vs other midrange decks unless you just curve out perfectly. Vivien would probably do better in his slot. However, the matchups vs aggro are atrocious. I mimicked sultai midrange only to find that it also have trouble vs aggro, and this deck does even worse. T5 wrath is just too slow right now and point removal in bant sucks. And don't you fucking laugh at Gid's Triumph in pic related because I've tried everything available under 4 mana in this slot and it all sucks.I think building around Gideon right now is more trouble than it's worth. Don't bother.
>>250299120>random blue explosion>"Golgari"yeah no you fucking retard. its a flavor fail.that would be like having a card named "Pyromancer blast" and making it mono-green you dipshit
>>250299210Just a gem
>>250299181this is not fair golgari bros!we were supposed to destroy blue niggers, not join them
>>250299073>How do all the other immortal characters survive for thousands of years?Jhoira drank the fountain of youthTeferi fell into some time riftsSquee had a bunch of experiments done to him to make him immortalI think that's everyone? Or am I forgetting one
>>250298841Color pie.Artifact - green, red, whiteLand - green, redEnchantment - green, whiteCreature - blackPlaneswalker - black>>250299181It's not going to be represented in cards anyway
>>250299340It symbolises Golgari midrange transitioning into Sultai
>>250299359I'm well aware of where it's from and its cardit still doesn't explain anything about it
>>250299276That's why you just add him in White Weenie and call it a day.
>>250299074>6cmc is too much for a guaranteed 2 for one (because you can smack a land as well as your primary target) and possibly 5 for 1brainlet
>>250299210Its storage for a bit of Ugin's soul. Bolas used it for its power but Ugin basically could read his mind.
>>250299443JUST SPLASH KRASIS BRO LMAO
>>250299210Seems like it's Ugin's phylactery
>>250299532its unplayable, I put 12 years of pro level magic on that
>>250299680>Alright so, first of all, Thassa is the worst god, hands down
>>250299625Jace put his Krasis into Vraska's chupacabra
>>250299532It's still unplayable retard. It's literally a Timmy sorcery that doesn't even wipe the board for you and guess what, how many Timmy cards are playable right now?
>>250299350Why are the dragons immortal? Why are vampires (like Sorin)? Why doesn't Karn rust away over centuries? What's up with Nahiri and Jaya?>>250299625So this card >>250298478 actually depicts the splashing of krasis
>>250299986>DragonsThey aren't immortal, they're dragons.>Vampiresis this a joke? he's a vampire>Karnsilver doesn't rust well and he's pure silver>Nahiri, JayaI feel this might also answer your question wrt the dragons. Up until 60 years ago they were immortal demi-gods by function of them being oldwalkers. When the mending happened they stopped being immortal, which is why Jaya is an old granny now.Nahiri was in stasis in the helvault
Holy fuck I love this little bugger so much Would be perfect if it couldn't be countered as well
>>250300220it already can't be, kind of
>do a grn draft>17 lands>don't draw more than 2 lands in any of my first three games>losefuck this shuffler
>>250300351You get the life and the card draw whether it's countered or not
>>250299931>how many Timmy cards are playable right now?krasislyranezcarny tchainwhirler and rekindling phoenix are arguably timmy cardsthe entire gruul warrior deck
>>250300343Just take a mulligan to fix it bro.
https://twitter.com/wizards_magic/status/1118175587305058304https://twitter.com/wizards_magic/status/1118175861104988160https://twitter.com/wizards_magic/status/1118176223065022465https://twitter.com/wizards_magic/status/1118176516502765570Our guy Tibalt needs help beating the scalefag.
>when the only choice left is deathYou put up a good fight, based Thran Portal / Muldrotha / Helm of the Host combo bro. RIP in peace.
>>250300632Sarkhan > Tibalt
>>250300386>When you castOh yeah, that's true. Neato.
>>250300632it will be nice to see all these dumb fucking women and colored women characters losing immediately
>>250300441You don't know shit what a Timny card is kek, you only got it right with CarnyT.Don't pretend you know about magic, but well you will see when War comes out and no deck will use that card, except for retards obviously.
>blue gets improved Blue Sun's Zenith>green gets improved Green Sun's Zenith>white gets improved White Sun's Zenith>red gets... idk wtf but at least it's good>black gets... literally wut, unplayable even in draftWhy the FUCK didn't black just get a Mutilate / Black Sun's Zenith effect?
>Ral vs JayaI legit don't know. I really like both of them.
>>250301002>These cards aren't timmy because they're goodexpected of an arenababoff with you
>>250301002Those are all Timmy cards you fucktard>HURR Timmy is just big dumb green creatures HURR
>>250266814This is fucking pathetic.
>>250301002Based retard hearthrefugee
>>250301002>thinks timmy only applies to green stompyfucking lmao
>>250251025>The most obvious thing to ever happen ever>"OMG GUYS LOOK AT MY LEAK!"
>>250300441>lyra>chainwhirler>phoenix>timmylolwutAlso, you can pump Krasis like crazy but you also may not and cast it earlier, it's too versatile to be timmy
>>250301002You probably think Equipment is not Timmy keyword.
>>250281635>and while Gideon dies to save Liliana without a kiss it's all but confirmed she had some feelings for him too in the moment with how she reacts.I can't belive they killed my beefslab, and without a kiss!Maybe she will try to bring him back. Did he went into specifics of her feelings?
>>250299386black has land kill even in standard, from sinkhole to the present land destruction has been secondary black after red
>>250301034blacks card sucks because its the most common splash color for removal, making something require lots of black at the same time as being an X cost spell wouldn't be possible so the new black card sucks
is the matchmaking protecting monoredtards? I faced 4 in a row out of the 4 matches I played with a meta deck, then I made a selesnya healing deck with the only objective of beating monored and now I've done exactly 20 matches without a single monored player.
>>250301523>making something require lots of black at the same time as being an X cost spell wouldn't be possiblethe real reason is cabal stronghold exists in the format.
>You will never be able to play a legitimately fun and viable monoblack deck ever againwhy
>>250301645Why print Cabal Stronghold and then give us NOTHING to cast with it?
>>250301754lantern control has an impressive winrate in bo3
>>250301645>Cabal Stronghold means no more good black spells :^)>Oh Wilderness Reclamation enables truly busted plays? Oh well! :^)
>>250301854Does it count as monoblack if you're playing Chromatic Lantern though?
>>250301754play an eternal format, standard will eventually feature something as busted as theros printing thoughtseize eventually and everyone will scream and shit their pants about it, just be patient. the three strongest monocolor aggro decks are that way right now because of their dominaria cycle cards, the black shade was absolutely garbage and so black doesn't have anything to merit running it mono.
>>250302054if the only nonblack cards are in the wishboard then its still monoblack, if you maindeck krasis like you should then you're technically sultai.
>>250302054>lantern control>chromatic lanternarenababs...
Do either of the Guild of Ravnica PW decks come with anything that's useful for Arena? They're 10e at a local store.
>>250302317the decks but they're probably not good
>>250302258You're in /vg/, not /tg/. If you aren't here to talk about Arena, you can fuck off back to /tg/. It's pretty simple mate.
>>250302317You get a code to get entire deck on Arena.But you'll probably be better off buying 10 packs on Arena? idkGet a Challenger Deck instead if you want to play paper.
>>250302405>getting this defensive about not knowing shit about Magic
>>250302450I'd be buying it for the boosters cause I like to gamble. The deck itself would just be for Arena use.
>>250302509>yikesWay to prove you don't belong here, reddit. In the context of a Magic The Gathering Arena General, "Lantern Control" quite clearly doesn't refer to Lantern of Insight.>>250302540See above, reddit. Your autism is stifling.
>>250302405>say something stupid and embarrass yourself>OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>250302634oof, he's not pretending...
>>250302634keep digging that hole "mate", make sure everyone in the thread knows how much of a dipshit you are
>>250302648>>250302672Keep digging, reddit. The irony of "YOU GOT SO DEFENSIVE" followed by a tirade of autism when you get called out for being reddit is quite funny though.
So when are they changing the name of this game to "Your Opponent Goes First?"
>>250302771>waaaaaaah don't call me reddit waaaaaaahhhhhhpipe down, incel
>>250302772the ABSOLUTE STATE of hearthbabs
>>250302405um.... lmao?imagine talking about h**rthst*ne....
>>250302945>resorting to "smugcartoongirls.jpg"Deary me. You cannot help but expose yourself.>>250303009>um>...reddit
>>250302054Oh no no no no no
>>250303067>arenabab hearthshitter trying desperately to call OTHER people redditoh sweaty
>seething tranny furiously pounding sand screaming into the rafters of his home like some kind of werewolf
>>250303071>laughinggirl.jpg>despite you being objectively in the wrongredditthe person who was being spoken to even outright admitted that they were referring to chromatic lantern when they said that>>250303125>n-no y-you're the reddit!>still trying to make fun of arena despite being in the thread specifically dedicated to it and not any of the many MTG threads on /tg/imagine actually being you
>>250303196>sweating profusely he croons his hunched neck forward looking over his glasses through a clump of matted hair>I.... I... won't take my lumps no you can't make me
>>250298841its not golgari its green/blackanything golgari related will have the guild symbol semi-transparent in the text window
>reddit has actually started roleplaying to try to save facewhat in the fuck
>>250303445>its not golgari its green/blackplease stop trying to impart your idiocy upon others, it's offensive>anything golgari related will have the guild symbol semi-transparent in the text windowoh man you're even more retarded than the others
>>250301361>Gideon sacrifices himself for Lili>Lili repays him by raising him as a zombie slave fucktoy
>>250303467"im not owned! im not owned!!", he continues to insist as he slowly shrinks and transforms into a corn cob
>>250303728>slaveNah, such sacrifice demands rewards. Sex would be glorious between those two tho.
>>250282046Even fucking Lili/Chandra would be better.Hell I'd take Jaya/Jhoira over this.
>>250303969Regards, filthy stinky fujoshi tier shipper
>>250304123Sorry you have shit taste anon.
>actually roleplaying with yourself on the internetimagine being this mentally ill. must be a reddit tranny.
>>250304841don't you deserve to get killed for being a part of this in the first place
>>250304841oh for fucks sake
I have no idea why I'm still buying rna packs when a vast majority of rna rares and mythics are unplayable when grn has things that go into every deck of their color like midnight reaper and ass trophy and explosion and thief and warboss
>>250303919>Lili will NEVER look this sexy again
>>250250650The flavor text says throat, but that's clearly his jaw.0/10
>>250304841>could have had literally any walker>get the obnoxious sheboonsamut would have unironically been a better choice, at least she has a motivation
>>250304841As if the jacetice league couldn't get any fucking worse, 3 fucking lesbos, an autist, a furry, and idris elba
>>250304841Oh wow YAS KWENE SLAY not only doesn't get any comeuppance for her crimes, she ends up being the hero??? Who could have seen this coming???
>>250304841NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERWHAT THE FUUUCK JOTCYOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL HER FOR KILLING THE OBZEDAT AND LETTING THE FUCKING GHOSTS OUT NOT GIVING HER A FUCKING SUPER BOWL RING
>>250304841HONESTLY FUCKING BASED AS FUCK.LITERALLY ESPER SUPER FRIENDS INC
>>250305075>>250304921Just out of curiosity: What crimes did she commit that would deserve punishment?She killed fat ghost councils who are some of the most despicable beings on Ravnica, then liberated a bunch of enslaved souls. But being associated to Bolas because of captive relatives AND going turncoat on him the second she can means she should be what, killed by the gatewatch?
>>250304841at least they didnt draw her like a butt ugly neanderthal this time
>>250305414>that isn't a butt ugly neanderthalI can't even imagine being American.
>>250304841ghost handjob lol
>>250304841>gideon literally replaced by a nigressthey aren't even hiding it anymore are they?
>>250304841I like Kaya, but I fucking despise the Gatewatch. I'm very upset this card exists because it just means the Gatewatch is still gonna be a thing.
>>250305513Gideon got BLACKED years ago it's not like it mattered.
>>250305513He was replaced by Ajani
>>250305370the obzedat did nothing wrong and the "enslaved" souls were debtorsShe murdered the guildmasters of one of Ravnica's most important guilds and then bankrupted it for no reason.At the very least, the jacewatch shouldn't jump to fucking recruit her.
>>250305370>What crimes did she commit that would deserve punishment?She's black duh.
NEW CARDSimic Ascendancy is going to be a deck like 100% confirmed isn't it?
>>250305370>FUCK BANKS AND FUCK THE GOVERNMENT>DA JEWS ARE BEHIND EVERYTHING THEY'RE THE REASON I'M MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN DEBT
>>250305610>t. average libertarian
>>250305610>muh debt! Hello there (((ally)))
>>250305697holy cow that's a spicy payoff for superfriends
>>250282129Grixis Dragons sounds fun
Should we just create a new general and leave the lorefags here?
>>250305610Usury is an affront to God.
>>250305370She destroyed the Orzov who had a contingency plan that would have stopped Bolas in his tracks. The devastation that has struck Ravnica would never have happened if she hadn't done what she did. Oh but it's okay because she felt bad (maybe? Not shown on any card) and changed sides so now she's a hero :^)
>>250305905>flavor textFuck, based catdaddy will bite the bullet too?Don't fucking tell me Kaya's the new face of White...
>>250305610this. fuck kaya. I hope Teysa will manage to bring the Orzhovs back to their former glory
>>250305905Not even trample? Fuck you, WotC.
>>250305946>Orzhov had a contigency plan to stop bolas>Source: Trust me bro
>black is all about killing things>has a shitty sweeper like soot>white gets a bunch of real sweepersso gay. doesn't white have enough interesting stuff already
>>250305697So if you have some ramp, you can drop like a turn 2-3 big butt Huatli and a 11/11 trample hydra at 4? Nice
>>250306063Why do you think Bolas got her to kill the Ghost Council? Ever heard of the Erstwhile?
>>250305946>changed sides so now she's a herowas kaya italian all along?
>>250305716It's just a fact. You don't get "enslaved" to the Orzhov Syndicate for no reason, and the Obzedat, despite maybe being morally ambiguous, were not breaking the law in the slightest at the time that they were murdered in cold ghost blood by some power tripping negress.>>250305915Perhaps, but even so, that doesn't make Kaya judge, jury, or executioner. Those debtors knew what they were getting into.
>>250305980ajani is one of the 3 people to 100% live
>>250306192the skin color fits
>>250306180the erstwhile are a golgari army not an orzhov one
>>250306180>No, I mean, really trust me bro
>>250305905Really dropping the ball on the flavor text like always here>yeah we're gonna die but fuck bolassounds like something stupid enough for chandra to say, not Ajani>sorcery speedworthless
>>250306121Carnarium is based tho, and besides that you have the instant removals. Cry moar.
>>250306324Oh right I'm thinking of the gigantic army of unkillable ghosts that Kaya destroyed. Sure they wouldn't have come in handy. But hey, WE HEROES NOA
>>250306387The flavor text is so fucking bad, good god
>>250306423>seething this hard over a fictional niggerKek
>>250252564https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/kraul-paunch/Here's my list that I was playing around with a few months ago. I found that maximize velocity works really well in most situations. I would add rythm of the wild to this deck, probably in the side board.
>>250306387>sounds like something stupid enough for chandra to say, not AjaniIt's not good or anything but it's exactly what a generic mono white character would say in a situation like this.
>>250306571So she's not an assassin anymore? I guess that's at least character development instead of just "Hey you, the person defined by how much someone pays you, wanna join our capeshit gang?"
>>250306609Racism is bad for you and for your brain, kid.
If this game isn't rigged, then why have I gone second six times in a row now.
>>250252564>>250306572>Kraul HarpoonerCringe. This archetype will be tier 1 in WAR, but it won't run slow garbage cards like Kraul or Yargle.
>>250306708Why do you hate white people so much then?
>>250306202To be fair, you're just proving my terribly made point.Immorality stands on its own. It is not, in any way, shape, or form, made better or worse by its legality or its illegality. Binding souls to slavery would be an immoral thing to do, no matter if it's legal or not. I mean, we even have historic record of this concept with actual slavery. Legality of the practice didn't make it less immoral. If anything, it speaks volume about the immorality of the society that simply let it happen.
>>250306576He would say something to that effect, but it isn't even inspiring. Ajani certainly has the vocabulary to come up with something even a little better than >well fuck it I guess we better just run at him and hope he dies I guess
>>250306724Maybe your opponents went second six times in a row before playing with you?Stop thinking about yourself you toxic shitlord.
Oath of Garruk when?
So overall the only planeswalkers who died in the war of the spark were fucking Gideon, Domri, and Dack?
>>250306920please god no, don't ruin garry like that
>>250306920why would garruk join the jacetice league
>>250306754And does being immoral get you murdered? Should it get you murdered? It isn't like no one else thought what the Orzhov was doing was wrong. Teysa was trying to fix it from the inside at the time. Maybe they become the Obzedat. Maybe they buy out the slaves. Maybe they find new business without needing debtor labor. Anything would be better than murdering the Obzedat then freeing the ghost slaves, ruining the Orzhov quite possibly forever.
>>250306949we don't really know yet, do we? Also, too many arts have a fuckton of Spark flying around to be just those guys. There's probably a bunch of off-screen nobodies dying, but still.
>Finally get rid of shitelf>Get shitskin as a replacement
>>250306949yes all straight white males, got the message yet bigot?
>>250307038>eysa was trying to fix it from the inside at the time.The fuck she was. She wanted all the power for herself (and also to be out from under her uncle's influence). Kaya's the only retard retarded enough to want to destroy the orzhov.
>>250306920>When does the Planeswalker hunter get an Oath that signifies he'll work in team with other planeswalkers?
>>250306730 >this archetype will be tier 1 in warHow?
>>250306949>dack dies without even getting a card or a fucking explanation of what he's been doing between the last time we saw him and now
>>250307186There's a 2-drop with Thud effect on itself.
now that we've seen all but 2 mythics and about 7 rares I think we can definitively say this will be the worst limited set they've ever made.so glad I didn't sign up ahead of time for pre-release draft at lgs.
>>250304841>Gideon replaced by thisLili, please nuke jacetice watch and resurrect Giddy.
>>250307014>>250307156>missing the joke
>>250307156He only became a planeswalker hunter when wotc niggered out and unperson'd him from the game.Before that he was just an antisocial guy who liked beasts and was the face of mono green for like 6-7 years and he was a LOT better than Nissa.
>>250307225he planeswalks to ravnica and be all like hey guys whats going on here and then the eternal ambushes him and harvests his spark
>>250307151Yet Teysa appears on Ethereal Absolution, apparently not giving a fuck about what has been done to her guild. The pose even suggests she supports it.
>>250307225>without even getting a cardHe has a card already and it's arguably one of the top five strongest planeswalkers ever made in eternal formats.
>>250307441>No guys you see if you look at the art this way and make shit up she TOTALLY wants to get rid of the guild that she's worked for for hundreds of years
>>250307329limited is not defined by mythics and rares you brainlet
>>250307372>he was a LOT better than Nissa.Um, sweaty, he was a white male.
>>250307517Who was horrendous garbage and is maybe now being replaced by Vivien, a.k.a. garruk with a tan and tits
>>250307513Just look at the art retard. I understand that your autism makes it hard to pick up, but the body language is extremely clear.
>>250307497He's arguably the strongest planeswalker in legacy
>>250307441Maybe she's worried and doesn't want to be next on the hitlist of the psychopath that ruined her guild. Perhaps she's still riding that her uncle is probably dead and she's not under his thumb anymore and hasn't yet realized that the Orzhov is about to go to ruin.
>>250307579What part of this makes it look like she "supports it"? If anything her face looks like "What the fuck did you just do you retard"
>>250307680>>250307497Did he EVER get a card? One from an actual set that appeared in Standard?
>>250307038Immorality should be met with punishment, and proportional punishment at that.I'd say death for countless murders and enslavements isn't too steep a pricepic related.
>>250307694>>250307742Body language is hard, huh? She is mirroring Kaya's pose, among human beings this means they are in rapport.
>>250307757Standard is barely a real format, he is a strong candidate for a modern horizons or other future reprint into modern too.
>>250307579Where is the joy in this?It looks like she knows her guild's about to go to shit because some nigger on a power trip decided it was evilGod I hate walkers so fucking much
>>250307760The Orzov don't murder tho, they fulfill contracts. They don't enslave either, you sign up for that shit, YOU are the one who enslaves yourself to teh Orzov.
>>250307818>She is mirroring Kaya's poseShe's looking at the escaping spirits.
>>250307760And the debtors should just be let off? It isn't like the ghosts aren't just there to work off their debts.
>>250307818>She is mirroring Kaya's pose
>>250307880She looks amazed or maybe awed, not joyful, sure, but not enraged either.>>250308027>>250308149Learn to art, morons.
>>250307901>t. Degenerate LibertarianAlso, did you not just read the flavor text of that card? Execution because of a missed payment counts as murder is most people's book. That, and most liberals, libertarian included, consider that one's right to life is inviolable even by one's self. So yea, selling yourself into slavery or willingly entering a contract that would make it okay to murder you is not flying for anyone.
>>250308173No one said she looked enraged, she looks dumbfounded at the complete retardation that just occurred.
>>250308173She looks exasperated, you clown. She looks awestruck that a single dumb lawless coon could ruin an entire guild so quickly.
>confirming assumptions based on an underpayed artist picyou all are idiots lmao
>>250308270>Execution because of a missed payment counts as murder is most people's bookYeah, no. Not when death is the price you accepted for the loan or w/e. >>250308290>>250308306Again, learn to art. If this was a photograph you could say "well they just happen to be standing next to each other", but this is a painting, the framing and body language is intentional. If the artist wanted to express discontent between the characters, he could have easily done it, but instead he framed them as being in rapport.
>>250297390How the fuck do you win with this deck? I see no win con
>>250308034I mean, after they're dead? probably, yes. Before that? There's a justice system in Ravnica, with both the Azorius and the Boros enforcing it. just seize justice to reclaim your dues.
>>250308493>but instead he framed them as being in rapport.repeating the same thing over and over again for no reason is a sign of autismget it checked out
>>250308270>sign something that says we get to kill you if you miss a payment>miss a payment>wtf I'm being killed>libertarian liberalsjust lmoa
>>250308270>taking your house because you didn't pay back the loan is theft to most people>arresting and imprisoning you for going AWOL is kidnap for most peopleI would suggest that "most people" are morons, then.
>>250308493>Not when most people accepted death as the priceIt's like you didn't even fucking bother to finish the message. I mean, it's like 50 words, make a fucking effort>That, and most liberals, libertarian included, consider that one's right to life is inviolable even by one's self. So yea, selling yourself into slavery or willingly entering a contract that would make it okay to murder you is not flying for anyone.
>>250308535And the contracts are the binding law magic. The Azorius and Boros would have to enforce whatever it said. And I would suspect most anyone who signs themselves into afterlife slavery probably doesn't have the net worth to justly be reclaimed to settle the debt, anyway.
>>250308648>Death is the same thing as repossession or incarceration
>>250308905Getting turned into a ghost and put to work is certainly similar to being incarcerated, yes.
>>250308905It is when that's what you signed up to.
>>250305610>>250306202>>250307038>>250307901>Defending Orzhov slaveryGood goy2 hours have been taken from your afterlife debt. Time of ghost labor left in account: 500 years, 215 days, 15 hours, 34 minutes, 59 seconds
>>250305513>Kill all white males>Jace somehow still livesAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>250309104I wouldn't sign such a contact, but if I did, I wouldn't kvetch about it afterwards. No-one is tricked into signing these deals, Orzov is strictly legalistic.
>>250309319Fuck off, kike
Grinded deep into gold using a janky WB knights deck full of bad cards, what do i play into the meta wall? Every game is either against 3+c control or mono color aggro and my jank cant keep up. My spent mythics are on a set of Histories.Do i transition into mono white? some other janky BW deck?
>>250309319Again, read the Flavor text>>250307760They litteraly tricked the guy into thinking it would be an arm, and hand, a leg, whatever. butlolnope its your head now you ded.
>>250309518>Again, read the Flavor textIt's voluntary. People leave all their shit to the Church all the time IRL, does that make the Church evil?
>>250309435If you're not in bo3, you should be if you're not retarded. No one sideboards correctly. Grugs will bring in cindervines if you play any enchantments at all, EVERY black deck will board in 4x duress 100% of the time, and no one's ready for gates.
>>250309518Read the fine print, the head is an appendage
>>250309634>does that make the Church evilYou know fine rightly you're going to be told the Church is evil because they hate gays or whatever.
>>250309634The church from the dark ages was objectively evil
>>250309783I mean that's debatable, but you can't say the Church "stole" that money, or "forced" that person to attend sermons every week where he was told how evil and sinful he was and oh by the way leave your money to """God""" because the pastor needs a new Ferrari.
>>250309634How about you show me a source for that.Unless you're talking about someone leaving their heritage to the church after their death, because that's not even comparable on any metric, since they're dead, they don't need anything anyway.
>>250309783You're a few years late /pol/ the pope likes fags now.
On a scale from 1 to Hearthstone, how jewish is this game?
>>250309869>Boiling a rat into eating through your intestines is chaotic goodt. retard
>>250309904>How about you show me a source for that.How about your own flavor text, retard? These are Orzov faithful, they come to the sermon voluntarily, and have their "sins" purged voluntarily, too.
>>250309847>dark agesL M A OMAO
>lose because my twilight prophet whiffs on lands three turns in a rowFug
>>250310024The Church didn't kill anyone, convicted heretics were handed over to the secular authorities for execution, and MOST accused heretics were unpunished. Also the Reformation is way past teh Dark Ages.
>>250310024game of thrones isnt reality
So if wanderer is emmrakul why is the card white? And why is she killing monsters and protecting people?
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>>250309903I was just commenting on the naivety of your question.>>250309948Quiet down, faggot.
>>250310230I assumed I was talking to adults.
>>250309719What percentage of Ravnicans, do you think, are litterate?>>250309903Again, that example is not relevant to the situation at hand. Church donations aren't a mandatory contract. They do it willingly, of course, but there's no actual consequence if they don't. If, for one week, you skip donation, they're not gonna cut your head off. And they couldn't exist if they enforced that.and yea, I know some can be scared into paying up out of fear for God's wrath, but again, it's not a tangible consequence, it's a superstisious one.
>>250309847>dark agesThis is the number 1 way of telling that an edgy athiest doesn't know what they're talking about.>>250310264You're on 4chan.
>>250309904>OP mentions IRL>Ask for source on IRL event>Points out MTG card's flavor text>Then actually call someone ELSE a retardWow. That was pretty impressive.
>>250310292So because the afterlife in real on Ravnica (spoiler: It's real here, too) it's somehow WORSE for these people to leave everything to the Church? Wouldn't that make it BETTER, since at least the Church of Deals isn't straight-up scamming you?
>>250310508>(spoiler: It's real here, too)OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>250310508they don't LEAVE anything to the church. they are contractually obligated to leave their shit else they are enslaved into their afterlife. If you can't see the difference, then there's nothing I can do for you except recommend you do stop drinking coolant.
>>250308504Masterminds or just mill them with unmoored ego.A flipped amulet will let you do everything faster.
>>250309435If you already have histories then go full White Weenie, it's a tier 1 deck
>>250309847based history buff.
What's the absolute best late game deck? One that beats all others?
>>250311847but it's true
>try to play something >countered>repeat for several turns>finally get to play something>returned to handgreat 'game'